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Ann Anderson's avatar

Jesse Watters, who has a show on Fox, who is one of the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever see, said big whup. We've all texted the wrong person. My note to him:

Dear Mr. Watters,

I listened with great interest to your comments about the texts sent to the editor of the Atlantic. Yes, indeed, we have all sent texts to the wrong person - but not texts that contained

CLASSIFIED INFORMATION that could have endangered our military servicemen.

I sometimes think about how dumb you are, how remarkable it is that someone as obviously challenged as you could have a TV show. Then I think about the people who watch you and think you have something valuable to say.

You, your viewers and Fox are the reason we can't have nice things. You're the reason we are not safe.

Have a great day. Read a book if you're able.

-Ann Anderson

Susan Niemann's avatar

Holy shit…did Watters really say that? 🤦‍♀️

His mom must be so proud. 🙄

Mike Hammer's avatar

The new DEI is DUI or Defense Under Intoxication.

Jane in NC's avatar

A requirement to fill the position of SECDRUNK.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Yup, and this is the booze soaked dick who said he wouldn't drink on the job. Bullshit.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I bet he's drinking now. . .

Doc Blase''s avatar

Mmm good idea. Kahlua and coffee sounds about right.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

If you enjoy that, try Mr Black liqueur (although not sure if you can get it in the States)

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Yep Mike, how wasted would you guess Pete was to watch the show in real time?

shee-rah's avatar

It’s a slam drunk being Secretary of Defense!

Kay-El's avatar

IIRC, his mom disinvited him to Thanksgiving. 😂

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

His Mum knows that she gave birth to the pusillanimous connard Kay-EI!!

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Id have to ask him "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" in utter disgust of his communication ability.

Randy S. Eisenberg's avatar

“He or she has the intellectual agility of a small soap dish, and his or her looks present a constant threat to the continued functioning of cameras and clocks.”

HI2thDoc's avatar

I've heard his mom is a Democrat, and he supposedly whined about being dis-invited to Thanksgiving. Not sure if that second one is true because he's a practiced liar and maybe he was fishing for sympathy

Anne Whitney's avatar

After all that screaming and threatening about leakers...it's the new lead-in title, Pentagon leaker Hegseth, state dept leaker Rubio, national security leaker, CIA leaker...

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Thats classy Ann. Watters is an utter piece of shit (pardon my french).

Anne Whitney's avatar

What's awesome is meidas touch report today that fox and friends are setting fire to themselves over not being able to beat medias on viewership metrics no matter how hard they bear down

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Trump and his sycophants doing the same over the phenomenal crowd size at Bernie and OAC town meetings.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

As it should be Anne, thanks for sharing!!

Linda Weide's avatar

Meanwhile, I attended a meeting of European activists online this evening, and they were talking about the US as if it is a country that used to exist. And, part of that was that they hardly mentioned it except to say no one would be looking at the US again as a model of something to strive. There was also a worry that Trump and Russia are promoting right wingers and Musk is funding them and giving them a platform to spread their disinformation.

Anne Whitney's avatar

100% musk and Putin have been funding Nazi and Christian nationalist and fascist parties and organizations all over the globe. The trump/Putin ship has sailed and EU has every right to turn their backs but people here will not go quietly into the night. It's a minority party in a very large country.

arne link's avatar

Merde. The French word is merde, I believe. Love you, Wendy.

Stephen Brady's avatar

As in the 'Weekend Whitehouse' - Merde á Lardo!

Robert Eckert's avatar

or in Spanish, Mierda Loco

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

haha. Arne. My french is weak. My russian, german, gaelic, and others are much better, I promise.

arne link's avatar

Oooh, use their words. I can use further education. My swear words are inadequate for these times.

Cheri Collins's avatar

I agree! Words, please!

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, we can all use Russian, German, and Gaelic.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

And your Lithuanian, Wendy? How’s that coming? 😊

Marie Drozdis's avatar

My mom always said a Lithuanian curse that she translated as "you bullfrog." Phonetically: tu rupoozhieh. I'd like to know if that's true, because she called me and others that a lot.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Merde is good Arne,le mot juste est connard!!

Cynthia Turner's avatar

Sending the incorrect text to mom is an error, not following federal protocol in his position is cause for firing. They can't understand that because that don't understand what understanding is.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Trump hired amateurs who are fucking up in wholly predictable ways.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

This is all part of the plan

shee-rah's avatar

So much for “the very best people,” but then that’s so 2017.

Nancy Potter's avatar

In a law firm, accidentally including an opposing attorney in an e-mail to a client is an all-hands-on-deck damage control event, where people do worry about their continued employment. Texting attack plans to a journalist on an unsecure app? For these guys, no big deal.

Anne Whitney's avatar

I worked in law yrs ago in Boston and remember when two attys were discussing a case on the train and were overheard by someone client-adjacent. There was a very thorough combing through staff to discuss the matter and stern words issued for all employees to remember they aren't always in private space and everything client or firm related was confidential. With cell phones I think people don't even realize anymore what private space means or that they are blabbing about their hemorrhoids in public.

cablecargal's avatar

Court reporters are warned in school that you never, ever speak to anyone about anything while on a break, or walking to the restroom, or in an elevator.

Never offer an opinion about the case. Nothing.

You are "trained" to keep your mouth shut...and these are NOT world events. These are car accident depos.

shee-rah's avatar

Exactly! There are NO consequences for fuckups in the Dumbass administration.

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Oh, they understand it all right. They're just deflecting, scrambling to make it seem like this is no big deal. They're going to use every trick to distract their viewers from the real issues here by going, "Look, over there, everybody texts a wrong number. Don't pay any attention to the security breach here, or the use of a compromised app to discuss classified info."

Declan's avatar

Jeff Goldberg must be careful I think....MAGA will accuse HIM of not safeguarding state secrets /war plans. Even though he immediately got off the text chain when he realized what it was....could this be a set up? Or am I being imaginative again. Just don't trust certain factions

Anne Whitney's avatar

Agree fishy in some way, Tulsi Gabbard was smirking w/Warner today and just kept saying nothing on the exchange was classified (because DUi Pete declassified everything when the story broke apparently) but suddenly the messages are not available for committee? I will say the CIA guy had a harder time w/the hearing and I'm wondering if it has just dawned on him that he's outflanked by Russian assets or sympathizers in this cabinet. He looked slightly sweaty on the 🥵 seat.

PTW's avatar

I agree it is fishy, like Goldberg is being set up. Why would "someone" (Mike Waltz, supposedly) deliberately and purposely add a reporter to a Signal text thread?

Eileen's avatar

Waltz was in Moscow and maybe even the Kremlin when he joined the call. But I doubt they wanted their little outside the prying eyes of the law to hear this and other Signal chats. Now everyone knows they tried to play where Inspectors General can’t track them. So, no. I think Waltz is a bonified fool way in over his head.

Teri's avatar

Douglas, approx 3 years ago, Rachel Maddow reported that her team had been given a hot tip on an unreported story. Following protocol, they attempted to verify facts in order to report it out. No one else had reported it, not

a whisper. Days passed. Rachel & staff moved heaven and Earth, but they simply could not verify enough to meet reporting standards.

Weeks passed after the unverified story was shelved.

Rachel later reported to her viewers, especially other news outlets, that it was a fake news tip. Rachel called out the "anonamous sender", saying bad actors had attempted to discredit her when she ran with the fake "hot tip". She clearly warned other news outlets be aware, as she believed this was an attempt to discredit her show.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, if you don't have a cell phone, like me, you don't text to the wrong people.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It’s a highly overrated and failing website anyway, right Jeff?

Teri's avatar

Man, that worn out "disparage the reporter/outlet". The "failing Atlantic, I didn't know they still existed" -- I think that insult is pre-programed into his brain 's broken wires. (Rats). Even insulted Mr. Goldberg personally, delaying his non-answering the question.

Joyce Reese's avatar

Firing and prison time.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Do you think Jesse “Polluted” Watters reads, Ann? I think all he reads is the stoopid teleprompter and he probably fucks that up, too.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Don't forget how he let the air out of his Fox colleague's tire so she had to ask him for a ride and he could put the moves on her. They're married now. She must be delusional

Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Stoopid MAGAT Tricks,” starring Jesse Waters, another new hit for the FOX viewing audience coming this fall!

HI2thDoc's avatar

They will never run out of material

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He was married with three kids at the time.

T L Mills's avatar

Yes, I had read that. I remember thinking at the time that I was glad I never watched Fox. He is a tasteless, tawdry piece of trash--and oh yeah, really stupid, too.

T L Mills's avatar

If by 't' you meant Krasnov--no. Watters is stupid, but not nearly as stupid as the orange spackled idiot.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yeah he's a serial cheater. he's on his third wife with 7 kids between all of them.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That’s Hogsbreath. I think Dirty Watters is “only” on wife #2

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

It’s nice to be wanted by somebody?

Charles Austin's avatar

He fucks up reading Dr Seuss.😂😂

Mingo's avatar

Since I'm still working part-time in health care this incident yesterday has added another layer of anxiety in addition to worrying about my Social Security. I recently had a patient that was a retired Air Force Colonel, who worked out of the Pentagon for eight years in national security. Somehow our conversation turned to this current regime and I told him that I didn't feel very safe with these people in charge. He replied, "you shouldn't feel safe". That sent a chill up my spine. None of us are safe. The GOP has abdicated their responsibility and constitutional oath to protect and defend.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Thank you for this. Looks like Kegsbreath threw another ax. Pete is another drunken frat boy, like Kavenaugh, in the clouds of power.Also revolting is Vance's puling about our ungrateful European allies owing us big-time for bombing Houthi "shacks" and his excessive concern for Saudi oil fields.

Karla's avatar

I love this so much. It’s perfect!Thank you!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yes,

"We've all dismembered people in the desert"

"We've all bombed Hiroshima"

"We've all shot disobedient dogs" (Oh, wait - that one, some of us have. . . )

Keith's avatar

ALL TRUE!

worse than that? his addicted followers

i'm an atheist but god help us eh?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👆🎯

Linda Weide's avatar

Reminding again how grateful I am that I don't spend time around people like this. I am around much nicer, more honest and brighter people. It must suck to be them. Do you think they really have happy moments? Not even Trump is truly happy.

Chris Ortolano's avatar

And right now Nazi Barbie (Karoline Leavitt) is saying nothing classified was texted and fuck Goldberg anyway! Oh and shitter of the house Johnson says "nobody should be disciplined" over this!

Ten bucks says they try to prosecute Goldberg.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well thats going to happen before they hold Hegseth or Waltz accountable, despite The Hill reporting that Security Democrats are calling for both to resign their posts for fucking up. https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5212589-warner-hegseth-waltz-intel-group-chat/

Donna M Hebdo's avatar

Waltz....not Walz (the good guy from MN).

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Meh, typo on my part, Ive corrected. Thanks donna. Keeping me honest is something I appreciate.

Teri's avatar

Donna, thanks. Didn't know about Waltz/Tim Walz

Stephen Brady's avatar

Prosecution would be at the order of The Bondo Bimbo. I agree she might try to prosecute Goldberg for accidentally being included on an illegal text chain. I'm certain the group pic is in the Dictionary next to Kakistocracy.

Tully's avatar

Bondo Bimbo makes me laugh every time I see her puffing out her chest with that stern Mommy look trying to tell us how she's going to get even with everyone who doesn't kowtow to Krasnov. Also, knowing she only got $25,000 from Trump back in 2016 -- "He sent Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi thousands [$25,000] from his foundation, just as she was considering an investigation into his sham university." "She cashed the check, blocked the case, and he tried to cover up the donation. "https://www.politifact.com/article/2016/sep/21/donald-trump-pam-bondi-and-25k-was-it-pay-play/

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

What are the odds that anyone gets axed over this fuckery will be Wendy?

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Honestly, Zero. If it were our people, the MAGAs would be demanding for someone’s head.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

KKKaroline and the cast of losers in FAUX News Washington DC orifice (our White House) is now waiting on her next orders from President Elmo and Rupert Murdoch. How can a 27 year old bimbo be in charge of the dissemination of disinformation for the Bloated Yam of Scam? She’s been in training for it since she was born. KKKaroline is Kellyanne Conway (alternative facts!) on steroids.

T L Mills's avatar

I call her Bimbo Barbie..............Bondi is the Nazi Barbie. KKKaroline Leavitt is a high school mean girl, elevated far beyond her level of intellect or even of intelligence. Bondi is an evil, corrupt, unscrupulous piece of work.

Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

At her confirmation hearing she swore to.." NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW". Now we see what she really meant...

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧) ℕ𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥

Walt Svirsky's avatar

We are in the “upside down.”

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕟 𝟚𝟘

justjulie's avatar

I wish you were wrong…

Teri's avatar

Chris, Goldberg has said in every interview since that he intentionally did not include some of the text info that he thought was too sensitive nat

sec security wise. So bravo to Jeff Goldberg for his integrity and commitment to America to do the right thing. 🗽

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He would have likely been prosecuted for treason to the highest extent!

Nothing the rest of his clown car of fuckery will ever receive Teri!!

Declan's avatar

Will Goldberg have a lawyer whose firm hasn't gone to the dark side. My head is exploding. 😵‍💫

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I bet the Atlantic Monthly has excellent lawyers

Cat Cafe's avatar

You KNOW what they're already saying about him (as a Jew, I know exactly what they're saying about him)

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Yep, that’s where the bullies go first

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Fuck ya. Bring in Comer Pyle. Must see TV

Lucius's avatar

Oh it's only a matter of time.

Betsy's avatar

I don't know which is more breathtaking - the sheer incompetence or the raging hypocrisy

Flo Plazo's avatar

We're used to the hypocrisy but the incompetence is truly breathtaking.

Rick Calegari's avatar

With this group of stumble fuck bozos, both.

Nancy Potter's avatar

It's also interesting that Nosferatu seems to know Trump's concerns and intentions better than Vance does.

Tully's avatar

Its' also getting more interesting that every time Trump is questioned about these f-ups that he never seems to know what's going on. He's apparently just playing golf while leaving the country to his imbecilic sycophants.

Teri's avatar

Did anyone think, why isn't Felon in this chat? Why

aren't we in a sciff? Last minute changes could require adjustments. SM or JD said POTUS has green lighted this.

There are pics of a large scif with others for the BinLaden capture. Isn't Felon CoC?

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nosferato has a much higher ranking in Trumps orbit Nancy, he was there long before the self proclaimed hillbilly!

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

୧(﹒︠ ̫ ̫̊ ̫﹒︡)୨ 😞

ALL OF IT

Derek Smith's avatar

Billions of dollars spent developing and implementing secure communications hardware and the procedures to use them just discarded in the trash. Perhaps Signal’s ability to self-delete posts on a configurable schedule has something to do with not wanting to follow the LAW and retain all communications for the National Archives. Pissants the lot of them.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Because those communications by a 3rd party external app can be more easily and readily hidden, or even utterly removed. The Gods help us is Donald Trump ever learns about Signal, and then constantly defies the Presidential Records Act, and then uses it to subjugate the rules. Not that he doesnt already.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He seemed pretty confused at the mention of Signal, but he knew well of the incident…playing dumb is what Donnie does best Wendy, it’s natural!!

I have pictures's avatar

To Trump, hiding information is putting file boxes in bathrooms.

Using an app besides his own or Elon's social apps would probably be too much for him to learn at this point. Notice they didn't include him in the chat. Theory on that is that to them, he is just a fading figurehead/useful idiot who will disappear over the next few years. The people who work closely with him who can manipulate him are the key staffers (Miller in particular) carefully put in place to watch him and only give him instructions that they can cleverly convince him are his ideas to execute.

Right now, he's bothering the economy, issuing EO's that may affect 2026 elections, distracting the public - while they are playing war games on their mobile devices using an app that they think is easier to access than the ones under FEDRAMP that are so not user-friendly and definitely uncool.

Besides, Pete doesn't want everyone in a situation room with him because he can't sit with a whiskey while he's playing - something he wants to hide.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Bought to you by the jealous nepo-babies of the NYT.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

But the paper shredders and incinerator.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Lots of talk about courts and that is our hope even now.

shee-rah's avatar

Except for the fact that there’s a Repugnant majority on the Supreme Court.

Heather's avatar

One of the lesser-discussed but very important IMO parts of this story is the use of emojis to discuss killing people and denigrating our allies…

Nancy's avatar

Yes, yes, and yes! I couldn’t believe the base callousness of their use of emojis. Sick, immature bullies drunk on power. It is deeply frightening to know they are in charge and no one will take responsibility or pay any consequences.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They are Homer Simpson, and think in emojis.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 reach𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍 ℝ𝔼ℙℝ𝔼ℍ𝔼ℕ𝕊𝕀𝔹𝕃𝔼...

I have pictures's avatar

Vance seems particularly focused on this. Like a dog with a bone...

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Lily Witham's avatar

As an atheist, those praying hands emojis disgust me.

kittyschmitty62's avatar

Jeff, I awaited your take on this with the manic anticipation of Ed Grimley on Christmas Eve.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

now I have performance anxiety

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Just imagine everyone is in their underwear, when you get up in the front.

It always helps me.

arne link's avatar

Don't you giggle imagining that?

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well yes, but thats also a sure fire way to get around stage fright. It always works for me.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Just imagine they are all Repugs.

I have pictures's avatar

When I used to give presentations, I'd get off the stage and walk around the audience, staring at different people as I talked. I hated stages. Fell off the back of one once when I was presenting where the stage area was dark, and they hadn't marked it (a safety requirement they failed). Ever since, I decided to not stand on stages!

Rose Maly, MD, MSPH's avatar

Haha, no way anyone with half a brain and not piss-drunk can have performance anxiety, when those lying clowns have zero self-awareness and no brain. Zero. And none. Most unfortunately, none of this is funny. At all. Terrifying, actually. Thanks for all you do, Jeff. Really.

Hollie Rood's avatar

More like his excitement to see Pat Sajack each night on Wheel of Fortune

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Just let it go, don’t beat the journalist like a rented government mule poor man has anxieties now.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Dustin Hoffman's eagerness to see Judge Wapner on People's Court

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Fuck yeah its wrong. And we all know it. The government has secure ways to communicate with people that dont involve using Signal. And lets be fair. The obsession with using signal for secure communication, is being driven entirely by Leon Musk, and all his bullshit with DOGE, because by all accounts, thats what THEY use to communicate with each other. Its a fucking sham.

Thank you Jeff, as always for your hard work.

Here was our take when it happened.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-signal-disaster-american-military

Tess's avatar

Good article Wendy!

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Yeah, I have those on occasion. The rest of them suck though. :)

arne link's avatar

IDK, I very much enjoy Wendy's thoughts.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I cant be that popular. Im just an over 50 Trans woman, at the end of her professional career , desperately trying to reinvent herself career wise as a journalist and writer. Some days I think I do great, other days, Im not so sure. I feel like a total failure. Yet, I still persevere.

Mingo's avatar

Your excellent use of monikers for our dotard president is rivaling Jeff's.

Declan's avatar

During Jan 6, 2021 insurrection the bad guys were using burner phones. Oh nooo....that was secret service too....ohhh boy...

Lily Witham's avatar

Excellent article. I just signed up for your emails.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

We welcome you. Its a fun ride here over on Wendy the Druid.

Betsy L's avatar

I don't think Republicans understand how lucky they were that it was Jeffrey Goldberg who was accidentally included, instead of a reporter who would have jumped on the texts and shared them with the world right away. Goldberg, after figuring out that the texts really were from members of the Dumpy administration, kept quiet, watched as events unfolded, and even when he did reveal that he'd been included, didn't say anything that would have revealed specifics about military units or means of intelligence collection. I think he was a hero, revealing incompetence in Dumpy's cabinet. I'm sure Republicans are concentrating on how this beenefits Goldberg's career. And it is a scoop. But Goldberg could have done a lot of damage to our country when he spoke up, and he didn't.

Anne Whitney's avatar

Goldberg was the adult in the room this time. There might not be an adult in the room next time.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

If the lowest-bar-in-history cabinet is going to model themselves on Musk's DOGE posse and use Big Balls' favorite app for communications, we can be certain this sloppy disregard for data is their modus operandi.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Excellent point -- and I can think of a few who would have jumped with both feet. (Julian Assange got out of jail last June.)

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

The Albino rapist "stealther" POS.

SMurf888's avatar

Totally agree, Betsy. But that won't stop Pam Bondi from "investigating" JG and prosecuting him as hard as the courts allow her to.

Zija Pulp's avatar

Investigate him for what? Accepting a Signal meeting? She can try but it’s going to make her look as stupid as the rest of them. If she’s smart, she will ignore.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

She'll call him a "domestic terrorist."

Teri's avatar

Sitting in a grocery store parking lot?

amdancks's avatar

In the "Donny knows nothing" clip, it's pretty interested to see how affectless President Twaddles' expression is: a complete shut-down of cognition. Apparently he engages only when his brainstem is firing in grievance/anger/hostility/self-promotion mode, and even then in a way that is borderline incoherent at best.

It's a remarkably degenerate and stunted form of "thought", on top of his rampant behavioral disorders. No psych exam would ever clear this man for a real job, let alone an executive position. Has there ever been made a better case for invoking the 25th Amendment?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They probably have him tranqued to the gills.

Declan's avatar

Sergeant Schultz.....'I know NOTHINGK'!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

"Three Stooges level of dipshittery” 😂😂😂

Man, I’ll say…and then some.

How much more can we endure? I mean, nothing can surprise us now. Next, we’ll see Putin having lunch with Dump in the Oval.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

The stooges in the media have completely normalized the fact that the “leaders” of our nation are not serious people. They are simply gangsters who have been put in place by an imbecilic electorate. Rise up! Resist!

George in Atlanta's avatar

Endure? All of it. The only way out of this is through. We may as well get accelerationist about it.

arne link's avatar

Oh, yeah. That's coming soon. Remember the first people he invited to the white house last time?

Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh yes! That’s right! 🤦‍♀️.

Dave Drell's avatar

Susan… have you no shame? …lowering the 3 stooges

to their level if dipshittery!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂. Sorry! 🤷‍♀️

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I keep asking myself 𝔻𝔸𝕀𝕃𝕐: how much more can we endure?

𝚈𝙴𝚃, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝.

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍? 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→ 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚍𝚊𝚢.

𝙸 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right there with you. Dump has managed to alienate ALL of our allies...and America is now very unstable.

Declan's avatar

Putin will be invited to speak at the Capitol. And Chuck will approve it...

Jack Carter's avatar

Again and again… every time von trump the liar, the convict etc is cornered … he uses the same no balls fucked up bully childish defense… “I did not know”… it’s not meee, but them… I am innocent, how do you dare accusing me, and so on. Get rid of that fuckered thief. Wake up America!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And whenever Mike Johnson stands behind Krasnov while he spews his crap, the bobble head starts bouncing up and down in obedient concurrence. Surprised he doesn't scream out "Hallelujah! Amen!"

Peter's avatar

What do we know to be true? Nothing will happen to any of these assholes. They will not be fired. They will not be prosecuted. President Dipshit will continue to deny any knowledge. Secy Barfly will continue to say dumb things. And this will happen again. The next time it will be worse, much worse.

Betsy L's avatar

I think Dumpy really didn't know. Or he's a better actor than I thought. But his questions to the reporter asking him sounded genuine. Of course, that makes it worse. He genuinely doesn't know what's going on with the members of his cabinet.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He knows because they told him after the fact so he could deny it. If he didn't he should be impeached for not knowing what his crew is up to.

Jan Moon's avatar

Sooo, he didn't know. And he focuses on the Atlantic (going out of business or whatever). He's THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! He's responsible for these things. He handpicked these mangy coyotes to sit around and chew the furniture! That includes housebreaking them, muzzling them when necessary and keeping them out of the liquor cabinet. Didn't know? BULLSHIT! He knows now. And so does the world. Whatever gods are out there, please save us.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Only the best people.”

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Exactly, Peter. Just the tip of the MAGATY iceberg.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Peter, the wizardry of kegbreath is he sticks to the 3 letter acronyms his are FOX and DUI, but he’s pulling all the strings for DOD because of his zero IQ it is in fashion now.

jcali129's avatar

Pete Hegseth, DUI Hire. Good one Jeff!

Jack Carter's avatar

And please remember that Signal is a fucking RUSSIAN app… 😂😂😂

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

If that's the case I'm surprised the Russians didn't tip off the Houthis just to be dicks so our boys got shot down.

Anne Whitney's avatar

Can you say more? I recently read several workups from supposed 'security analysts' about how to navigate a potential musk power grab through tech and the advice was to start using burner phones and signal, and then a week later I see something reported out about breaches to signal and the Russians...what's going on here?

Jack Carter's avatar

Oups! I counterchecked. I have been told a wrong info. My source mixed the app signal and telegram! Humble and sincere apologies as usually I am not a troll (or counter troll). Mea culpa. Another reason to always check before posting. Thank you

Walt Svirsky's avatar

This is the first time I ever heard of it. Signal, how does it work? Pete and I would like to know. 😂

Zija Pulp's avatar

You’re kidding. Doesn’t that beat all.

Jack Carter's avatar

Sorry folks. Mixed signal and telegram. Better to use threema anyway

Kay-El's avatar

Hogsbreath is the real enemy of the people. Do we really need to worry about Putin nuking us? Our own government is more likely to by incompetence 🙄

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Nobody seems to fear the unbelievable fact that two of the STOOPIDEST muthafuckin fools in the world have the NUCLEAR CODES. Hogsbreath and the Bloated Yam of Scam have done their best to destroy everything this country created over the last 250 years. They can accelerate the process with the push of a button. Anyone concerned? They have shown outrageous incompetence, so, when things start to melt down in their soggy, ill functioning brains, anything can happen. Throw ketchup at the wall, or nuke Greenland? I dunno, Pete, whaddaya think we should do?

Zija Pulp's avatar

I was thinking how t is always exclaiming, “It’ll be WWW III!” He’s going to be the one who accidentally starts it.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I hate that the drunken rapist has the same first name, as my beloved spouse.

Tess's avatar

They will all weasel out of it and media will pretend nothing happened! Jeepers Creepers!!!!!!

jcali129's avatar

"Nothing to see here, folks..."