fun fact: the first-draft headline for this piece was 'onward christian morons, marching off to war' — I love it, but as the day progressed, that head became less and less relevant
See, when you read this and then compare it to what Republicans do , Historically, with fuckwads like Trump do this kind of thing, it puts it all into context.
I can see rounding up illegal immigrants and sending them home. When I was in my teens I worked in a restaurant in Chicago, and several times the Mexican kitchen workers would be marched off and sent back Mexico, only to return in a month. But no one sent them to El Salvador.
I also worked in restaurants in Chicago in my teens. No ICE came to Hyde Park that I know of. However, I know that the cook in our of the restaurants was from Haiti. I guess there were Mexicans too, but I did not hear about ICE. Perhaps someone was paying to keep them out.
The buffoonery of it all Linda…the only thing I’ve seen coming out this fuckery that brings me a tiny bit of solace is the mass exodus of MAGA and Trump supporters!!
InJustices prove the US is run by Nazis as they give the go ahead to send people to death camps in El Salvador and South Sudan. When can we have a Nuremberg trials. My friend says this is T4. https://www.britannica.com/event/T4-Program
This is why I'm not following any news about this and just reading this newsletter. It's the only worthwhile one. "Mainstream" "news" outlets are so befuddled they're sounded as confused as Trump.
programming note: as you know, I usually transcribe the text of the not-tweets I put in my posts. I didn't this time because the damned piece would have been over three thousand words
It's OK, we can read the not-tweets. It's when you have a video clip of Anusmouth or one of his chucklefuck spokesthings that I really appreciate a transcript rather than having to listen.
Name for a person who creates an emergency so that they can be the first on the scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero_syndrome (Who bombs a country then calls it peace and asks for a Nobel Peace prize?) Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hero Syndrome! Good one. I looked for shit-for-brains name in the text but didn't find it. Maybe in the updated version it will be there right next to the title: HERO SYNDROME/PRESIDENT DUMBFUCK
When will the MSM learn? Yesterday they had chyrons saying donnie dumpload proclaimed a ceasefire was in effect. Shit, haven't they learned? He said he was in talks with China about the tariffs and China refuted that lie, too. Just because he says it does not mean anything. Braggadocio is not fact, FFS.
It is a benign sounding word, to be sure. Too bad the guy named that is the prime example of a spineless traitor, so much so that his name is synonymous with treasonous sell outs.
With this clueless lunatic, it never will be. As he sits on his dead ass waiting for Fox News and Stephen Miller to tell him what to do next, it'll be more of the same. His bullshit and lies especially in a crisis of this magnitude, won't lead to a solution or anything good.
they really are.... all of them...except Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell and Terry Moran...even my beloved Lester Holt is following maga marching orders... Im not sure , though, how much more he can stand.
I guess they have to say something and they probably think it's not their fault he's lying. Then they can have another show where they talk about him lying.
Bezos and whatsherplasticfaceandbody are a match made in heaven. She's a plastic surgery addict and he has a lotta money and apparently impaired vision.
At least his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott, who appears to have had no or minimal plastic surgery and is still very attractive, is giving gobs of money away to worthy causes.
She is a billionaire HERO! She is a saint- just ask many of the organizations she has helped. Too bad most billionaires are not on her level of GIVING.
People in the U.S. are without housing, health care, ability to afford higher education etc. And we allow two weird looking billionaires to waste this obscene level of money as if they deserve it?
Looks like the freak show that is called Kim Guilfoyle. He's unattractive, but she looks like something that stands on a street corner and has had wayyyy too much plastic surgery. Says much about him that he likes a woman that looks like that. All that money and absolutely no class.
Bezo's former wife, MacKenzie Scott, will be remembered for the largesse of her philanthropy to improve the world. Jeff will be remembered for plastering his blue dick on cardboard boxes.
Since there’s no way we’re about to colonize Mars, Elon can lift a big plastic vagina into low Earth orbit so Bezos can use his Penis Rocket to dock with it and explode one second later in the sky above our next military parade!
Yeah, Sanchez seems to adore displaying those Dupont melons and her face has had so much plastic surgery...it really is starting to show. Bezos is clearly in love with a soon-to-be bot.
Does he actually write this stuff? IDK. There are some big words in there. Donnie doesn't have big words. Thank you, Jeff, for your attention to this matter.
Since he tweets at all hours of the early morning I am guessing he has a chief tweeter nuzzled in bed with him to tweet perfectly, like no one ever has before, whenever he gets the urge to fart out the next lie. That would explain Melinia’s absence.
I think that specific non-tweet was written by (or inspired by) the Faith minister/witch/prophet in the White House. Donny got word that when there is peace in the Middle East, the rapture will commence. So, that was a shout-out to all his MAGA Christo-fascists. Look at me! The dream maker! Now where’s that Nobel?
Everything in this shitshow should really just defang even the entire notion of impostor syndrome. No matter what you screw up in life, you'll never screw up THIS much.
Boy, Orange Jabba is REALLY jonesing for that Nobel. And hey, HE'S WATCHING! If your "eccentric" uncle posted shit like that you'd call for the guys with the giggle-jacket. Fifty . . . no twenty years from now historians will agree that a genuine mental deviant was running the country and NO ONE WOULD LIFT A FINGER TO STOP HIM. Well, Chuckles Schumer DID write a strongly-worded letter. And Kossovo?!? Did you broker that peace while taking a spin on the Lolita Express? Seriously, friends, are there no safeguards when the Chief Executive has clearly lost his mind?
DJ Headthrob, The Schumer letter mentioned the “attempted assassination” as if that wasn’t planned. The magical ear that was hit by a bullet, healing WITHOUT a scar..on and on.
Love your reference to impotent Chuckles 😃....tho I think he's on Ds side....ever notice on any major decision he comes down on the right wing side now??
I ran out of "I can't evens" some time ago. For now "Infuckingsane" will do. But seriously -- we're barely five months into this disastrous administration and there's no relief in sight. Both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court (6/9ths of it anyway), and the Executive Branch are all AWOL and worse. The midterms are more than 16 months away. Where are the checks and balances I've been reading about all my life? I've got my fingers crossed that enough of the military takes the Constitution seriously enough to override a clearly impaired commander in chief, but who the hell knows?
Liz Cheney penned a very cogent, detailed proposal outlining exactly what the Dems need to do at this moment instead of begging for donations and doing nothing. She called for formal organization of the resistance, a coherent strategy, and a relentless onslaught by Democratic leaders against Trump, MAGA, and Project 2025.
Where'd you get that idea? Outlining a plausible strategy isn't "giving orders." It would be great if the national Dems could get it together long enough to come up with a plausible strategy. As it is, the plausible strategies and action plans are coming from outside the party structure.
You got it! When we're facing a monolithic fascist machine that owns the Executive branch, Senate, House, and Supreme Court, you can't be a purist and run an effective opposition war. And we are at war, internally.
His screaming tweets are all for his ego and for his maga base. I hope everyone knows that he’s been left out of the very thing he thinks he’s directing. Big Daddy orangutan 🦧 is still clueless no one of significance is listening to him
fun fact: the first-draft headline for this piece was 'onward christian morons, marching off to war' — I love it, but as the day progressed, that head became less and less relevant
See, when you read this and then compare it to what Republicans do , Historically, with fuckwads like Trump do this kind of thing, it puts it all into context.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/gop-fucktards-what-happens-when-the
As always uncle Jeff, fight the good fight, Liked, restacked, quoted, and cross-posted to our readers.
Yes. It is all Un-fucking-believable, and Jeff gets the tone just right.
I can see rounding up illegal immigrants and sending them home. When I was in my teens I worked in a restaurant in Chicago, and several times the Mexican kitchen workers would be marched off and sent back Mexico, only to return in a month. But no one sent them to El Salvador.
Or South Sudan, to death camps.
https://www.britannica.com/event/T4-Program
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/deportations-to-killing-centers
I also worked in restaurants in Chicago in my teens. No ICE came to Hyde Park that I know of. However, I know that the cook in our of the restaurants was from Haiti. I guess there were Mexicans too, but I did not hear about ICE. Perhaps someone was paying to keep them out.
The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) was the Dept Justice who was responsible for illegal aliens.
The buffoonery of it all Linda…the only thing I’ve seen coming out this fuckery that brings me a tiny bit of solace is the mass exodus of MAGA and Trump supporters!!
Justices- sold out for a camper ….🥵
InJustices prove the US is run by Nazis as they give the go ahead to send people to death camps in El Salvador and South Sudan. When can we have a Nuremberg trials. My friend says this is T4. https://www.britannica.com/event/T4-Program
I think it is more like the Final Solution. https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/deportations-to-killing-centers
And a fishing trip.
Ditto on that sentiment Lisa…billionaire class fuckery has molded this country into a nearly unlivable place!!
A good one to save for later.
that's what I was thinking
I'm thinking you should do a morning and evening edition!
This is why I'm not following any news about this and just reading this newsletter. It's the only worthwhile one. "Mainstream" "news" outlets are so befuddled they're sounded as confused as Trump.
The evening one just covering the changes since morning?
Yes!! 🤩
I fully expect to see a video like this one with the kids in Brown Shirts and masks if MAGA prevails:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P83DMziX1gA&list=RDP83DMziX1gA&start_radio=1
Cedarmont Kids - Onward Christian Soldiers
It's still relevant in the slightly larger picture
programming note: as you know, I usually transcribe the text of the not-tweets I put in my posts. I didn't this time because the damned piece would have been over three thousand words
good - saved me from my usual annoying habit of reading them twice reading them twice
I saw what you did there, Gina.
Thank you for not transcribing what fuckwad said. It's absolute nonsense. The fact that you have compiled the shit spewing is enough.
The transcription is much appreciated in general! But, yeah, an extra amount of wordy nonsense this time.
The texts of a 79 year old doltish-doddering-dumbfuckshitwit aren’t worth transcribing period!!
They are starting to need ‘expanding’… 😂😅
It's OK, we can read the not-tweets. It's when you have a video clip of Anusmouth or one of his chucklefuck spokesthings that I really appreciate a transcript rather than having to listen.
Is there a limit in Substack rules?
I figured but I like when you write down the not tweets.
Thanks for that Jeff, I’ve seen it played at least twice already. It’s definitely the definition of dumb fuckery!
I’m 64 and wear glasses and I don’t need it transcribed, FWIW Jeff.
Name for a person who creates an emergency so that they can be the first on the scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero_syndrome (Who bombs a country then calls it peace and asks for a Nobel Peace prize?) Thank you for your attention to this matter.
An arsonist who is also a firefighter.
Hero Syndrome! Good one. I looked for shit-for-brains name in the text but didn't find it. Maybe in the updated version it will be there right next to the title: HERO SYNDROME/PRESIDENT DUMBFUCK
I like shit for brains 😂
Haha!! I like that too!!
Orwellian doublespeak
so so tired
Nicely put Random!!
When will the MSM learn? Yesterday they had chyrons saying donnie dumpload proclaimed a ceasefire was in effect. Shit, haven't they learned? He said he was in talks with China about the tariffs and China refuted that lie, too. Just because he says it does not mean anything. Braggadocio is not fact, FFS.
They know, they are just complicit.
Fucking quislings, actively destroying our republic.
I never liked the word quisling. It sounds so harmless and benign, happy even. Not at all like what that word means.
That word always made me think of a baby goose. No idea why.
Ha ha :D --Yes, baby geese with lots of questions?
It is a benign sounding word, to be sure. Too bad the guy named that is the prime example of a spineless traitor, so much so that his name is synonymous with treasonous sell outs.
weren't the Quislings part of the Kingdom of Oz ?
Said the same shit about North fucking Korea during his first term…they can rot!
With this clueless lunatic, it never will be. As he sits on his dead ass waiting for Fox News and Stephen Miller to tell him what to do next, it'll be more of the same. His bullshit and lies especially in a crisis of this magnitude, won't lead to a solution or anything good.
Whatever wins the moment; the access-based gossip columnist "journalists" won't actually press on it.
Yellow fucking journalism, all day every day.
D is a guy who has told 40,000 lies....and the MSM still treats his word as gospel. The media is a TRUmpf following cult also....
they really are.... all of them...except Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell and Terry Moran...even my beloved Lester Holt is following maga marching orders... Im not sure , though, how much more he can stand.
Even temporary kudos have value… not everyone gets the retraction… :/
🚨 Sen. Lisa Murkowski says there are certain situations in which she'd consider becoming an independent and caucusing with Democrats.
"There is some openness to exploring something different than the status quo."
I'll believe her if she actually does it
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She's probably looking at losing her seat.
they need to go back to getting at least two sources... and, I dunno, maybe asking China re trade and Iran/Israel re cease fire?
I guess they have to say something and they probably think it's not their fault he's lying. Then they can have another show where they talk about him lying.
Bezos and whatsherplasticfaceandbody are a match made in heaven. She's a plastic surgery addict and he has a lotta money and apparently impaired vision.
That was the most wonderful banner laid down in the square. Whoever paid for it, I thank you!
48 million for a wedding is absolutely obscene.
the divorce will likely cost even more
At least his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott, who appears to have had no or minimal plastic surgery and is still very attractive, is giving gobs of money away to worthy causes.
She is a billionaire HERO! She is a saint- just ask many of the organizations she has helped. Too bad most billionaires are not on her level of GIVING.
yep...he tossed the gold and picked up the pyrite. Now Bezos is the fool.
She was really beautiful in a clean and normal way.
😀👍🏼
People in the U.S. are without housing, health care, ability to afford higher education etc. And we allow two weird looking billionaires to waste this obscene level of money as if they deserve it?
That's more than the non-parade. wonder if it gathered a non-crowd.
Yes, we appreciate them saying it. Maybe there will be more, with a more pointed and insulting message
She (Sanchez) looks like she should be in one of Drumpfs cabinet positions.
Looks like the freak show that is called Kim Guilfoyle. He's unattractive, but she looks like something that stands on a street corner and has had wayyyy too much plastic surgery. Says much about him that he likes a woman that looks like that. All that money and absolutely no class.
Sorry, she's not blond nor blue eyed.
Bleached blond hair would do it. Brown eyes not a deal breaker.
and there's always coloured lenses
Neither was Guilfoyle...neither is Noem. Although, Noem is blue eyed.
She looks like one of those weird-looking, trout pouting women who habitually hang out at Mar-A-Lardo
Give it until the honeymoon is over.
Her vision is clouded by the enormous pile of cash she's marrying, cuz Jeff is one fugly dude.
The fiance has Mar A Lago face. Maybe Bezos had to agree to that with Trump.
And the pneumatic chest. I guess when the Mar a Lardos go boating they don’t need life jackets
Life jackets....😅🤣
😂😂😂😂
She definitely has Kimberly Guilfoyle/Kristi Noem vibes.
Bezo's former wife, MacKenzie Scott, will be remembered for the largesse of her philanthropy to improve the world. Jeff will be remembered for plastering his blue dick on cardboard boxes.
And Mackenzie is a certifiable beautiful woman - none of those ugly duck lips and very special kidney surgeries for her! (Lookin’ at YOU, Melania!)
And for being a trump suckup and a terrible employer to work for
Now that you mention it. . The Amazon logo is supposedly a speeding arrow, but I’m not convinced.
Looks a bit rubbery to me. A bent dick.
Since there’s no way we’re about to colonize Mars, Elon can lift a big plastic vagina into low Earth orbit so Bezos can use his Penis Rocket to dock with it and explode one second later in the sky above our next military parade!
- DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Oh. For a moment there, when I read big plastic vagina I thought you were referring to Elon
You guys are L to the O to the L!!!
If she has any more breast augmentation, she’ll topple over.
Well, he does have that lazy eye...
And a really weird laugh.
Fingernails on a chalkboard laugh!
If he offered you 10 million , would you shack up with him? 🤔
yeah - how come he hasn't done a bit o' surgery - certainly can afford
She's starting to look like that catwoman person. Do people actually think this is attractive?
Yeah, Sanchez seems to adore displaying those Dupont melons and her face has had so much plastic surgery...it really is starting to show. Bezos is clearly in love with a soon-to-be bot.
Considering his looks…they’re about right for each other.
She's got impressive breasts....rich guys love their racks huh???
Store bought
"Plastic inflatable girlfriend." Came close to vaporizing a mouthful of coffee on my monitor. That's why I subscribe.
I love that one too. I laughed out loud at the airport, and folks looked at me.
*another satisfied customer
Yup🤣🤣🤣Been there done that so many times I’ve lost count !
“you know, a lot of things in this world have never happened, and here’s something that never happened the most…”
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
That was a really brilliant phrase. This kind of thing is why we follow Jeff.
💯‼️
Two things:
"Keep my name out of your filthy fking mouth T💩p!" -- God
The future Mrs. Bezos looks like she was purchased on Temu.
Thank you for your attention to these matters.
Hope he got her before any large tariffs were implemented
Does he actually write this stuff? IDK. There are some big words in there. Donnie doesn't have big words. Thank you, Jeff, for your attention to this matter.
Also too, the punctuation was correct, which makes me suspicious.
No way Shitler wrote that.
Since he tweets at all hours of the early morning I am guessing he has a chief tweeter nuzzled in bed with him to tweet perfectly, like no one ever has before, whenever he gets the urge to fart out the next lie. That would explain Melinia’s absence.
I personally think that melania hasn’t slept with him for years.
yeah, but the crazy is peeking out all over those stupid tweets.
The one about Medvedev has that familiar Stephen Miller stench all over it.
So much "God-love," "God bless," "I love me some God" in these messages, it has to be Kegstand or some other twat.
I think that specific non-tweet was written by (or inspired by) the Faith minister/witch/prophet in the White House. Donny got word that when there is peace in the Middle East, the rapture will commence. So, that was a shout-out to all his MAGA Christo-fascists. Look at me! The dream maker! Now where’s that Nobel?
Everything in this shitshow should really just defang even the entire notion of impostor syndrome. No matter what you screw up in life, you'll never screw up THIS much.
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Pay no attention to that fucking dolt hiding behind the American flag. Pay attention to the independent journalists who are actually reporting facts.
I’m starting a pool on how long Bozo’s marriage will last. Mad props to Venice.
Oh, she'll hold on. The money, you know?
Ah, but will he? I’m sure there’s a prenup and once that plastic starts disintegrating…..
He who cheats once...will cheat again. And since Bezos is such an entitled ass, he very likely will.
She won’t care when those alimony checks roll in.
Key words, “independent journalists.”
Israel just wanted his bombs and they got ‘em so they can ignore him now.
The Bezoid’s rubber woman only seems to have one facial expression… tRump is over-the-top delusional. They need to start adulterating his Adderall.
Boy, Orange Jabba is REALLY jonesing for that Nobel. And hey, HE'S WATCHING! If your "eccentric" uncle posted shit like that you'd call for the guys with the giggle-jacket. Fifty . . . no twenty years from now historians will agree that a genuine mental deviant was running the country and NO ONE WOULD LIFT A FINGER TO STOP HIM. Well, Chuckles Schumer DID write a strongly-worded letter. And Kossovo?!? Did you broker that peace while taking a spin on the Lolita Express? Seriously, friends, are there no safeguards when the Chief Executive has clearly lost his mind?
DJ Headthrob, The Schumer letter mentioned the “attempted assassination” as if that wasn’t planned. The magical ear that was hit by a bullet, healing WITHOUT a scar..on and on.
Schumer truly needs to get off the stage.
Yeah, the whole thing just smelled bad. And resulted in the death of an innocent man as well.
Love your reference to impotent Chuckles 😃....tho I think he's on Ds side....ever notice on any major decision he comes down on the right wing side now??
I ran out of "I can't evens" some time ago. For now "Infuckingsane" will do. But seriously -- we're barely five months into this disastrous administration and there's no relief in sight. Both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court (6/9ths of it anyway), and the Executive Branch are all AWOL and worse. The midterms are more than 16 months away. Where are the checks and balances I've been reading about all my life? I've got my fingers crossed that enough of the military takes the Constitution seriously enough to override a clearly impaired commander in chief, but who the hell knows?
Liz Cheney penned a very cogent, detailed proposal outlining exactly what the Dems need to do at this moment instead of begging for donations and doing nothing. She called for formal organization of the resistance, a coherent strategy, and a relentless onslaught by Democratic leaders against Trump, MAGA, and Project 2025.
There's a reason she isn't a Democrat. She believes that someone goes us orders and we fall in line.
Where'd you get that idea? Outlining a plausible strategy isn't "giving orders." It would be great if the national Dems could get it together long enough to come up with a plausible strategy. As it is, the plausible strategies and action plans are coming from outside the party structure.
You got it! When we're facing a monolithic fascist machine that owns the Executive branch, Senate, House, and Supreme Court, you can't be a purist and run an effective opposition war. And we are at war, internally.
Those checks and balances rode out of town on November 5th, 2024, courtesy of the Republicon Party.
His screaming tweets are all for his ego and for his maga base. I hope everyone knows that he’s been left out of the very thing he thinks he’s directing. Big Daddy orangutan 🦧 is still clueless no one of significance is listening to him
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