by the way, this is the first comment until my post from July 21, 2024:
“EVERYBODY CHILL. I'll be here with what I hope are soothing words of what I hope is wisdom in tomorrow morning's post. don't panic.”
because here's what else happened one year ago today: five minutes after I published my post, Joe Biden dropped out of the presidential race, and naturally that's all anyone wanted to talk about.
Honestly? I look forward to your articles more than any others (and I read a bunch). Because you make me laugh out loud. That is priceless if we are going to survive this. Please don't die, or something hackneyed like that. Live forever and turn out one of these satires every damn day. (If that doesn't sound like a particular form of hell to you)
Yeah, I’m with you on the shower.Trump is a disgusting perv who needs to be gone/ 14th Amendmented out of office/ impeached/ removed. Just f*cking gone!
NOT correcting - simply adding to knowledge for anyone not aware of this horrible contraption. I believe you're describing being 'put in stocks' probably originated from 'stockade' but stocks was the more common usage. They were an old and oh-so-'lovely' early form of display-torture thought up just because. The 'criminal' (or entirely innocent woman accused of being a witch) was chained behind a wooden bit of fence(?) with 3 holes cut for head and both hands to protrude. Monty Python reduced this awfulness to a joke but this particular form of punishment was not at all funny for those who suffered. They were 'displayed' for children to throw trash (or stones) at and left for hours in the baking sun (or other awful conditions). I always wondered how many people developed permanent neck injuries from this IF they survived at all. I believe their 'crimes' ranged from "talking back to an 'important' man" to actual thievery. The stocks likely fell out of favour when lynchings captured the public's avid attention. :'(
PS: IOW, the perfect punishment for frump. He can blither and blather his lying bullshit for hours while kept in one spot for children to throw eggs, burgers, batteries, sharks or whatever strikes their fancy at his big pumpkin head!
Thank you for the historical addition. It was horrible, abhorrent punishment, yes. For F45&47, we can all throw compost at the protruding, lying face bound in the gold-painted wooden fence, locking his head and hands in place. (Burgers, sharks, and batteries are funny!)
His own stinky diapers? ;) Compost seems a wee bit 'fluffy' at least going by the kind I use in my garden (and the dogs LOVE to dig through!)? I'd prefer something a bit more odoriferous, perhaps? hehehe
Eh - I've been wishing that for far too long, now - and so far Karma hasn't listened~ to me, at least. HOPEFULLY, it portends a far greater effect when he finally 'blows' (ala Moby Dick)- even blocking out the sun for an entire minute.
“it’s hard to believe that the guy who bragged about grabbing women would just grab a woman. how did we not see this coming?”
Isn’t this the gazillionth identical tale from the gazillionth female victim of Orange Jack The Grabber going full Edward Octopushands, exactly consistent with his caught on tape brag in Billy Bush’s locker room / confessional on wheels?
The only thing we never see coming is the female he forced himself on in any of these incidents, or in any of his loveless purely transactional marriages for that matter.
A year ago, I had hope - or at least cautious optimism. I knew it would still be a fight. I knew people would still have to actually vote. But I felt the clouds truly lifting for the first time since 2016. I really believed America would be better. Now I look back and think how naive I was.
God bless Margaret Hamilton. She played the HELL out of that role as the Wicked Witch. She created that whole character and terrified kids for EVER, and I just sort of love her!
Every last one of them even if it goes right over their heads. Or whatever you call what’s attached between their shoulders. I just can’t believe this sh*t. But it’s **real**!!
She was a waitress in a vegetarian restaurant in "The Seven Year Itch" where everything on the menu is "soya bean"--soya bean burger, soya bean dressing...I didn't recognize her at first but definitely the voice.
I will never forget an interview. I saw with her, as herself telling us the real message of the Wizard of Oz, that it was about home.Alll Dorothy wanted was to go home. I saw her beautiful soul in that moment, the best few seconds I've ever seen on TV.
We think of all the other characters, and they're wonderful, but the whole movie wouldn't have worked without Hamilton--you have to raise the stakes and make it REAL that this woman is the most terrifying thing. She did it wonderfully and should be remembered.
Saw her live on stage at the Seattle Rep many years ago in a different role. It was hard to get the melting witch out of my mind! Great lady and actress!
"today’s ass-bug is Why Isn’t Everyone As Racist As I Am. " 🤣 I honestly believe everyone IS as racist as he is. (NOT YOU GUYS.) JFC. Of course, here I am in rural Missouri where every farmer had a sick display of faux patriotism with flags and signs that said Trump Was Right next to their corn fields. UGH. He's such a vile asshole.
tRumpleforeskin has honked off literally all of the countries who used to buy our corn. Who is going to buy it? I live in rural SW GA and my office window looks out on hundreds of acres of cotton. Who is going to buy it? I'm betting that before this is over a lot of these MAGA farmers lose their family farms.
I understand that Vance made his actual fortune from an enterprise that produced a software app that did just that -- identified farms for corporate acquisition. So home boy has been financially raping farmers as if they were couches.
We have family in Iowa who own a small farm with 100 acres and they said that China is buying up a ton of farmland there. The farming community is finally starting to notice and it's not good.
I would agree. These people are so full of hate and are so immersed in the cult, I bet if and when they DO lose it all, they'll still think Trump "was right". Their callous inhumanity defies the pew they sit in at their church. 🤮
I've watched (on Instagram) a couple of regular magats PLUS a farmer or two coming to the realization that they're AS screwed over as the rest of us, but they're so few at the moment. I'm curious just how many more it will take AND their extreme upset about the Epstein files to finally break through their fog?
And Stephen, who’s going to pick it, thanks shitzinpants you were wrong. Your magnificent half a brain was done in by that battery in the boat I think that’s what you meant. It takes intuition to figure out what you say, you are an IQ marvel and the world knows everything dear leader of swamp creatures.
I haven’t but I follow her fervently! Missouri is home base. I stay with friends for months at a time in Philadelphia. I used to live there. I miss it.
Maybe the pervert in chief should not use the word “passion” in a post trying to deflect from his “calendar girl” party……. Just saying……. The USA is now such an embarrassment to me and every decent thinking normal person in the world. I am 72 years old and I never dreamed we could be SO disgusting and SO vile and SO stupid and SO, dare I say it, evil in the USA, ESPECIALLY as a large collective, cult group. Watergate was NOTHING compared to this, I promise you that. Shame still existed then and people lived in a shared reality with very limited “tin foil hat” exceptions. Now we have 77 million it seems refusing to believe the “evidence of their eyes and ears.” I still fear for our future. But if we could see more outlets relentlessly “committing a journalism” as a wise man said, could this pervert FINALLY be eliminated from our midst? Keep up your part in this sacred mission, Jeff.
Yeah. He's super concerned about INDIGENOUS NORTH AMERICANS , when he was bitchimg about their casinos and said " They don't look Indian " . At a hearing.
Not 'us'. just magats - and I bet they'll have a way of telling the difference. IN fact, a whole slew of Canadians comment on my own Twitter feed (and elsewhere) - SO nice and every one of them 100% for Democracy and full of compassion and condolences for US, the victims of the orange moron. Many even tell us their doors will always be open for us. Perhaps THAT will be a next step: a great exodus of democracy-loving Americans TO Canada, relinquishing amurrikkkanism as long as magats/swamp critters remain 'in charge'. We could consider it an extended vacation or temporary-to-permanent residence, as long as they'll have us? We'll bring our savings and whatever we can contribute to the Canadian economy. An alternative could be akin to 'The Democratic American Government in Exile' - with our lawmakers, us, everyone who feels the same - all travelling north to wherever they'll have us and setting up this which has been done before. Watch as the lunatics currently running the asylum fall over their feet while having NO CLUE how to run a Country. WHEN they fail spectacularly, those interested could return to put the US back on track? Ok, it felt good coming up with this idea - at least it could be a plot for a fantasy book if nothing else.
In Canada the government takes boats to remote lakes and leave them there so First Nation peoples can fish and net them, wonderful walleyes they make a living. It’s a good thing it’s a wonderful thing in the neighborhood. Note a shortage of walleye at your local Super. There are a lot of lakes that are land locked so they are there waiting.
Fun fact: the Washington football team that used that racial slur of a moniker for 83 years was founded by virulent racist George Preston Marshall, who was also the last NFL owner to integrate his team with African American players.
Shitler stating that he respects Native Americans goes up on his list of biggest lies ever.
I’ve been considering putting together a list of Shitler’s most humongous lies to see if we all can reach consensus on the Top 10. There’s a lot to sort through, fer sure.
Don't drive yourself crazy Walt. There are too many lies for any person to put together. The search won't be spiritually uplifting; more like years and years of lies and depravity.
That one IS truly a HUGE whopper since he despises Indian tribes and made nasty comments about today's members 'not being 'real Indians like in the old days'. He also loves him some 'Eminent Domain' (his previous favourite term before Tariffs). He despises every treaty made between Native Indian tribes and the US Government (which WE violated over and over, btw), but donny two-scoops thinks we got 'scammed' by those tribes - how DARE they get to own Casinos when he had a hard time getting a license? He fought against the Tribes who created Mohegan Sun in Connecticut (right across the water from Long Island) - and a huge draw to Long Islanders and who wanted to open a Casino out here on Long Island. Did EVERYTHING to stop them long before he had any actual power. THIS is who he's always been. Someone needs to remind the populace about the real truth of this.
Gabbard used to be my US Rep. She has proven herself to be an unprincipled opportunist and has burned all her bridges here. How does one go from Bernie supporter to Fox Russian parrot to ultra MAGA mouthpiece in a few short years? She easily did it because she is ethically devoid and morally bankrupt, and it netted her that ridiculous DNI post. Russian state media called her "Russia's girlfriend," FFS, and the party of Pooty puts her in charge of our intelligence apparatus.
A traitor from a party of traitors, now spinning spurious conspiracy theories in service of distracting from the sexual assaulter in chief. You can't make this shit up.
Not sure if she was raised in it, but she was/in one in Honolulu where they believe in weird shit like eating the leader's toenails. His name is Chris Butler but goes by some batshit title
And the fact that you (or I) did not know that is more proof of the massive failure of today's "journalists.." oops I meant passive, gullible stenographers.
I did not know that either BUT have long-since referred to her as a 'Stepford wife' type. Hmm, I knew I was a wee bit prescient but honestly, had NEVER heard anything about her and 'cults' other than her magat involvement. She's just always had this weird robotic air about her...as if her head clicks when it turns? - and might even turn ALL the way around without a change in expression? Now WHO on earth would put someone raised IN A CULT in charge of our Intelligence department? Oh, I know, I know. Now, we all do. JFC
It’s about time that Time is committing a “journalism.” I think we all are throwing up a little since he became prez twice! Jesus…how the hell?? (don’t answer…I know) :) Let’s hope this week brings some good news……
The NYT had enough goods on trump after decades of reporting on him to totally crash and sink him in 2015. They chose not to, and sicced themselves on Hillary.
Jeff, I live for your opinions! You are so sharp and smart and have such a gift of calling it like it is with endlessly creative humor. I love starting my day with you. You give me hope. Thank you!!
Right? I havent found a more like minded group anywhere. And I've become friends with some of "you people" (😜), had lunch, dinner, drinks, etc. Jeff brings good people together.
prob w early dawn this time of year - can't get out and do yard work until I've had my Jeff shot...now a quick look at comments and then WATCH OUT WEEDS
🤣🤣I just got a vision of everyone sitting like me with morning coffee looking at the clock waiting for Jeff’s daily post to help ease the pain from yesterday’s bullshit and to start the day off with a laugh and 🤞🙏 no coffee spills from out of my cup, mouth or nose. I’m in the Chicago area and haven’t yet figured out whether my daily fix is on CST or what? Was very late today as I spent a lotta time talking with Sister on ☎️ in England and my favorite youngest daughter. The community conversations/posts the best❣️
LuVoss beat me to the compliment. Just dropped by the comments here because I wanted to THANK YOU for your sanity and for - as LuVoss so clearly states - your "endlessly creative humor" AND TRUTH-TELLING.
She's an immensely stupid, totally shameless suck-up. She's trying very, very, very hard to crawl back into Twumpy-wumpy's good graces. I wonder what she thinks it will benefit should she achieve that evidently deeply desirable status...?
That's one of the qualifications for being in Dump's cabinet of horrors. You must be either highly unqualified, treasonous, a liar, a thief, a boozer, a dog and goat killer, non empathetic, a racist, a pervert, had brain worms or be as full of shit as Dear Cheater is. Any signs of having a heart, knowing what the hell you're doing or wanting to help people will automatically disqualify you.
How could Donnie not realize that the Epstein files were going to be bad for him? I didn't think he was that dumb. His instinct for self-preservation usually works pretty damn well!
They got him elected. Without elections he does not need to worry. With Bondi and Patel he knew none of it would ever come out. If MAGA stays angry, he will blame it on judges Biden put on the bench. They will buy his BS,
I read about the Obama thing on Jack Hopkins last night while I was doom scrolling. Nasty habit, that. I, of course, will spend the day researching, rummaging, foraging and generally ruining my life trying to find a way around it. Beyond pissed off. God bless you, Jeff.
where we (well, y'all - I'm in the 51st not-state) are at 6 months...if I were Obama or Maddow or Colbert and a bunch others, I'd get the hell out...joke, AI, "idle" threats now, but in another couple of months?
This is what it looks like when the walls close in and the ghost of Epstein starts flicking the light switch. Donny's out here rage-posting about football team names while the headlines scream “you and your pedo bestie.”
He’s not just melting down. He’s evaporating in real time.
On William Spivey’s post this morning he explained how the Felon had a scalp reduction to remedy his receding hairline. Ha! What a creepy thing only a supremely vain man losing his ability to attract female children that Epstein procured into his Mar a Lairgo would do. I hope they burn that gaudy child entrapment palace to the ground after he croaks.
Yep, bc he suffered from the excruciating pain it caused, and he couldn’t blame the surgeon or people would know what he did. So he punished Ivana for his vain actions. I didn’t know this sordid story before.
In the movie The Apprentice he had the scalp reduction and lipsosuction of belly fat at the same time. Not likely, but served the portrayal of his vanity pretty well.
Regarding the Epstein files, Trump and his worship team of sycophants were either lying back then, are lying now or lying then and now. I love it when conspiracy theories come back to bite you in the ass. It’s like their karma ran over their dogma.
by the way, this is the first comment until my post from July 21, 2024:
“EVERYBODY CHILL. I'll be here with what I hope are soothing words of what I hope is wisdom in tomorrow morning's post. don't panic.”
because here's what else happened one year ago today: five minutes after I published my post, Joe Biden dropped out of the presidential race, and naturally that's all anyone wanted to talk about.
UGH. what a year it's been.
"comment UNDER my post."
doesn't anyone proofread this shit?
Honestly? I look forward to your articles more than any others (and I read a bunch). Because you make me laugh out loud. That is priceless if we are going to survive this. Please don't die, or something hackneyed like that. Live forever and turn out one of these satires every damn day. (If that doesn't sound like a particular form of hell to you)
YES! Reading Uncle Jeff’s posts every morning make me laugh out loud and get me through the day!
THIS! Word for word, fits me to a tee. :)
Ugh, is right. I need to vomit and then take a shower after reading parts of this.
Yeah, I’m with you on the shower.Trump is a disgusting perv who needs to be gone/ 14th Amendmented out of office/ impeached/ removed. Just f*cking gone!
Your post describes the Repug party 🎈
Whatever way is simplest Victoria…damn I miss the days of firing squads and guillotines!!
And put in a stockade on tour in every American city center.
NOT correcting - simply adding to knowledge for anyone not aware of this horrible contraption. I believe you're describing being 'put in stocks' probably originated from 'stockade' but stocks was the more common usage. They were an old and oh-so-'lovely' early form of display-torture thought up just because. The 'criminal' (or entirely innocent woman accused of being a witch) was chained behind a wooden bit of fence(?) with 3 holes cut for head and both hands to protrude. Monty Python reduced this awfulness to a joke but this particular form of punishment was not at all funny for those who suffered. They were 'displayed' for children to throw trash (or stones) at and left for hours in the baking sun (or other awful conditions). I always wondered how many people developed permanent neck injuries from this IF they survived at all. I believe their 'crimes' ranged from "talking back to an 'important' man" to actual thievery. The stocks likely fell out of favour when lynchings captured the public's avid attention. :'(
PS: IOW, the perfect punishment for frump. He can blither and blather his lying bullshit for hours while kept in one spot for children to throw eggs, burgers, batteries, sharks or whatever strikes their fancy at his big pumpkin head!
Thank you for the historical addition. It was horrible, abhorrent punishment, yes. For F45&47, we can all throw compost at the protruding, lying face bound in the gold-painted wooden fence, locking his head and hands in place. (Burgers, sharks, and batteries are funny!)
His own stinky diapers? ;) Compost seems a wee bit 'fluffy' at least going by the kind I use in my garden (and the dogs LOVE to dig through!)? I'd prefer something a bit more odoriferous, perhaps? hehehe
Please! No more talk of showers! I'm a very impressionable....
MAGA need to consider very hard what their values are.
I’d hope no one would think he is the “man of the people” they wish to be forever associated with.
For those that believe in heaven and hell, where do they think rapists and pedophiles spend eternity?
Maybe he’ll explode into a million pieces from the buildup of intestinal gas—kablooie!
Eh - I've been wishing that for far too long, now - and so far Karma hasn't listened~ to me, at least. HOPEFULLY, it portends a far greater effect when he finally 'blows' (ala Moby Dick)- even blocking out the sun for an entire minute.
25th amendment, I think, is the relevant one for removal from office...14th is the one he feels is illegitimate and no longer valid.
Is that a choice we are now offering in the US for people ICE has captured? Eaten by sharks or electrocuted.
You arent shitting Uncle Jeff.
“it’s hard to believe that the guy who bragged about grabbing women would just grab a woman. how did we not see this coming?”
Isn’t this the gazillionth identical tale from the gazillionth female victim of Orange Jack The Grabber going full Edward Octopushands, exactly consistent with his caught on tape brag in Billy Bush’s locker room / confessional on wheels?
The only thing we never see coming is the female he forced himself on in any of these incidents, or in any of his loveless purely transactional marriages for that matter.
What a century this year has been.
You’ve got that right! The most nightmarish year to date but as sure as I draw breath, it shall get worse.
A year ago, I had hope - or at least cautious optimism. I knew it would still be a fight. I knew people would still have to actually vote. But I felt the clouds truly lifting for the first time since 2016. I really believed America would be better. Now I look back and think how naive I was.
God bless Margaret Hamilton. She played the HELL out of that role as the Wicked Witch. She created that whole character and terrified kids for EVER, and I just sort of love her!
and she dressed up as the wicked witch on Mr Rogers in 1975
https://www.neighborhoodarchive.com/mrn/episodes/1453/index.html
“He goes on to describe the difference between real things and make-believe things.”
We could use that talk right now.
I wish so much that Mr. Rogers were here.
WHAR HELPERS?!
I may get that t-shirt!
MAGA needs to be forcibly sat down in front of that episode
Every last one of them even if it goes right over their heads. Or whatever you call what’s attached between their shoulders. I just can’t believe this sh*t. But it’s **real**!!
He was a remarkable human being. One of whom will be cast in the Humanities Hall-of-Fame.
What I want to know is how did you get a picture of my ex wife? :)
I remember her doing a Maxwell House coffee commercial. She looked a lot different, sans green complexion and hook nose
She was a waitress in a vegetarian restaurant in "The Seven Year Itch" where everything on the menu is "soya bean"--soya bean burger, soya bean dressing...I didn't recognize her at first but definitely the voice.
Melting…melting…
"What a world!"
And her little dog, too.
I will never forget an interview. I saw with her, as herself telling us the real message of the Wizard of Oz, that it was about home.Alll Dorothy wanted was to go home. I saw her beautiful soul in that moment, the best few seconds I've ever seen on TV.
We think of all the other characters, and they're wonderful, but the whole movie wouldn't have worked without Hamilton--you have to raise the stakes and make it REAL that this woman is the most terrifying thing. She did it wonderfully and should be remembered.
Saw her live on stage at the Seattle Rep many years ago in a different role. It was hard to get the melting witch out of my mind! Great lady and actress!
"today’s ass-bug is Why Isn’t Everyone As Racist As I Am. " 🤣 I honestly believe everyone IS as racist as he is. (NOT YOU GUYS.) JFC. Of course, here I am in rural Missouri where every farmer had a sick display of faux patriotism with flags and signs that said Trump Was Right next to their corn fields. UGH. He's such a vile asshole.
Our society is barely on life support.
I hate everything. Have a nice week. 🙄
tRumpleforeskin has honked off literally all of the countries who used to buy our corn. Who is going to buy it? I live in rural SW GA and my office window looks out on hundreds of acres of cotton. Who is going to buy it? I'm betting that before this is over a lot of these MAGA farmers lose their family farms.
That actually may be part of the plan. Oligarchs can buy up family homes and farms on the cheap.
I understand that Vance made his actual fortune from an enterprise that produced a software app that did just that -- identified farms for corporate acquisition. So home boy has been financially raping farmers as if they were couches.
Fucking predatory snakes (sorry snakes).
Thanks for apologizing to snakes, Walt! I have three long children that are very well mannered, and not in the least bit arrogant or bigoted. 😊
Yep. My prediction exactly.
Your right about that. It's part of the plan.
Corporate farms have sucked up small farmers properties for a long time Arne, good point!!
Since the early 80's or longer. My father was a small farmer surrounded by conglomerates in VA.
Arne- I agree. A plan to buy up bankrupt farms and every bit of what
Was once provided free to citizens in return for tax dollars. t-rump wants us to pay taxes AND buy the benefits. What a disgrace.
We have family in Iowa who own a small farm with 100 acres and they said that China is buying up a ton of farmland there. The farming community is finally starting to notice and it's not good.
And do what with them? American farms will never be profitable without any export business.
I would agree. These people are so full of hate and are so immersed in the cult, I bet if and when they DO lose it all, they'll still think Trump "was right". Their callous inhumanity defies the pew they sit in at their church. 🤮
Is it possible for a MAGAT to overcome cognitive dissonance? There is, to date, no evidence that this is achievable.
I've watched (on Instagram) a couple of regular magats PLUS a farmer or two coming to the realization that they're AS screwed over as the rest of us, but they're so few at the moment. I'm curious just how many more it will take AND their extreme upset about the Epstein files to finally break through their fog?
not yet
Do you mean "defiles"?
Actually I meant defies. As in defy belief. Either word will work…. IMO. 🤷♀️
I read it as “defines”! 😆
trumpleforeskin. First of all ewwww. Second, hahahaha. Third, this is a great nickname. 😂
I'd called him (in the past) trumplethinskin. This one's rather pithy - and a lot easier to type.
Both apply 😜
They can’t sell it if there is no one to pick it.
Corn, what is it good for?
I believe corn is harvested by machines.
And Stephen, who’s going to pick it, thanks shitzinpants you were wrong. Your magnificent half a brain was done in by that battery in the boat I think that’s what you meant. It takes intuition to figure out what you say, you are an IQ marvel and the world knows everything dear leader of swamp creatures.
if only
So sorry you are living in miserable Missouri, Susan. Have you been to any of Jess Piper’s rallies or conferences?
I haven’t but I follow her fervently! Missouri is home base. I stay with friends for months at a time in Philadelphia. I used to live there. I miss it.
Come back sooooooooon!
I'll be back towards the end of August! See you soooooon! 🥰
I donate to Blue Missouri every month.
When is this odious cretin going to be straightjacketed, or measured for the six foot slumber? Is all I’ve got Susan!!
And who is going to pick those crops after ICE has rounded up all the pickers, put them in detention camps and then deported them?
Maybe the pervert in chief should not use the word “passion” in a post trying to deflect from his “calendar girl” party……. Just saying……. The USA is now such an embarrassment to me and every decent thinking normal person in the world. I am 72 years old and I never dreamed we could be SO disgusting and SO vile and SO stupid and SO, dare I say it, evil in the USA, ESPECIALLY as a large collective, cult group. Watergate was NOTHING compared to this, I promise you that. Shame still existed then and people lived in a shared reality with very limited “tin foil hat” exceptions. Now we have 77 million it seems refusing to believe the “evidence of their eyes and ears.” I still fear for our future. But if we could see more outlets relentlessly “committing a journalism” as a wise man said, could this pervert FINALLY be eliminated from our midst? Keep up your part in this sacred mission, Jeff.
Gosh I wish you were my neighbor. I feel exactly the same, and it’s hard to fine common ground…we just dance around what we’re really thinking.
And everyone of those 77 million are glued to Murdoch's propaganda machine. I bet they can't get away from the glitz, the glamor and the rage candy.
As Weiss wrote in "Marat/Sade": "It's easy to get a mass moving...."
Yeah. He's super concerned about INDIGENOUS NORTH AMERICANS , when he was bitchimg about their casinos and said " They don't look Indian " . At a hearing.
I wish we called them "first nation" like Canada does.
I didnt know about "first nation". Thats good.
So much to love about Canada.
I've been saying for decades that in my next life I will be Canadian.
Our future home?
Jes' another country with undesirables coming up from the south. They gonna build a wall to keep us out.
Not 'us'. just magats - and I bet they'll have a way of telling the difference. IN fact, a whole slew of Canadians comment on my own Twitter feed (and elsewhere) - SO nice and every one of them 100% for Democracy and full of compassion and condolences for US, the victims of the orange moron. Many even tell us their doors will always be open for us. Perhaps THAT will be a next step: a great exodus of democracy-loving Americans TO Canada, relinquishing amurrikkkanism as long as magats/swamp critters remain 'in charge'. We could consider it an extended vacation or temporary-to-permanent residence, as long as they'll have us? We'll bring our savings and whatever we can contribute to the Canadian economy. An alternative could be akin to 'The Democratic American Government in Exile' - with our lawmakers, us, everyone who feels the same - all travelling north to wherever they'll have us and setting up this which has been done before. Watch as the lunatics currently running the asylum fall over their feet while having NO CLUE how to run a Country. WHEN they fail spectacularly, those interested could return to put the US back on track? Ok, it felt good coming up with this idea - at least it could be a plot for a fantasy book if nothing else.
You’re right. I was being whimsically hyperbolic to reflect these unprecedentedly shitty times
In Canada the government takes boats to remote lakes and leave them there so First Nation peoples can fish and net them, wonderful walleyes they make a living. It’s a good thing it’s a wonderful thing in the neighborhood. Note a shortage of walleye at your local Super. There are a lot of lakes that are land locked so they are there waiting.
Fun fact: the Washington football team that used that racial slur of a moniker for 83 years was founded by virulent racist George Preston Marshall, who was also the last NFL owner to integrate his team with African American players.
But Doc, Shitler said this is what ALL Indians want.
Shitler only knows what he wants. Always.
And he’s so sure that if he wants it, then everyone else wants it.
Shitler stating that he respects Native Americans goes up on his list of biggest lies ever.
I’ve been considering putting together a list of Shitler’s most humongous lies to see if we all can reach consensus on the Top 10. There’s a lot to sort through, fer sure.
Truly, Walt, he has told so many whoppers that this is an impossible task. No kidding, no hype.
Don't drive yourself crazy Walt. There are too many lies for any person to put together. The search won't be spiritually uplifting; more like years and years of lies and depravity.
That one IS truly a HUGE whopper since he despises Indian tribes and made nasty comments about today's members 'not being 'real Indians like in the old days'. He also loves him some 'Eminent Domain' (his previous favourite term before Tariffs). He despises every treaty made between Native Indian tribes and the US Government (which WE violated over and over, btw), but donny two-scoops thinks we got 'scammed' by those tribes - how DARE they get to own Casinos when he had a hard time getting a license? He fought against the Tribes who created Mohegan Sun in Connecticut (right across the water from Long Island) - and a huge draw to Long Islanders and who wanted to open a Casino out here on Long Island. Did EVERYTHING to stop them long before he had any actual power. THIS is who he's always been. Someone needs to remind the populace about the real truth of this.
Good point about Dump’s casino bitching. But whut! You expect consistency?
I want this tee shirt:
“The only thing you need to know about this latest Obama fairy tale is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.”
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Gabbard used to be my US Rep. She has proven herself to be an unprincipled opportunist and has burned all her bridges here. How does one go from Bernie supporter to Fox Russian parrot to ultra MAGA mouthpiece in a few short years? She easily did it because she is ethically devoid and morally bankrupt, and it netted her that ridiculous DNI post. Russian state media called her "Russia's girlfriend," FFS, and the party of Pooty puts her in charge of our intelligence apparatus.
A traitor from a party of traitors, now spinning spurious conspiracy theories in service of distracting from the sexual assaulter in chief. You can't make this shit up.
Wasn't Gabbard raised in a Cult ?
Not sure if she was raised in it, but she was/in one in Honolulu where they believe in weird shit like eating the leader's toenails. His name is Chris Butler but goes by some batshit title
Wow. I did not know that.
And the fact that you (or I) did not know that is more proof of the massive failure of today's "journalists.." oops I meant passive, gullible stenographers.
You're absolutely right. It has been reported but not widely, as it should be. She's the gdamned DNI, FFS
I did not know that either BUT have long-since referred to her as a 'Stepford wife' type. Hmm, I knew I was a wee bit prescient but honestly, had NEVER heard anything about her and 'cults' other than her magat involvement. She's just always had this weird robotic air about her...as if her head clicks when it turns? - and might even turn ALL the way around without a change in expression? Now WHO on earth would put someone raised IN A CULT in charge of our Intelligence department? Oh, I know, I know. Now, we all do. JFC
That is disgusting.
Another source of dietary fiber?
Bobby Brainworm will probably start recommending it now as part of his stupid MAHA.
"Toenails: Another white meat"
S.T.O.P. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
Are boogers fiber ?
Probably. Little kids are seldom constipated 🤷♂️
WHAT!? EW! 🤮 Explains a lot.
It’s a Witche’s brew missing ‘eye of newt’.
I was calling her a 'DINO-Sour' way back when she pretended to be democrat. All down hill since.
Opportunist.
It’s about time that Time is committing a “journalism.” I think we all are throwing up a little since he became prez twice! Jesus…how the hell?? (don’t answer…I know) :) Let’s hope this week brings some good news……
The NYT had enough goods on trump after decades of reporting on him to totally crash and sink him in 2015. They chose not to, and sicced themselves on Hillary.
Total garbage running and working for that rag.
It was not a fair and honest election and Epstein did not commit suicide. There, fixed it.
Plainly and clearly, “tha, tha, that’s all folks”!!!
THIS!!!
Jeff, I live for your opinions! You are so sharp and smart and have such a gift of calling it like it is with endlessly creative humor. I love starting my day with you. You give me hope. Thank you!!
I love how we're all sitting here waiting for Jeff to drop. Once he posts, the comments just come pouring in. You are my people!
Right? I havent found a more like minded group anywhere. And I've become friends with some of "you people" (😜), had lunch, dinner, drinks, etc. Jeff brings good people together.
aw gee - anybody else here in eastern end of Fraser Valley?
Gina! Where is Fraser Valley??
BC, Canada
I love " you people " 😉
That love is flowing both ways, Kristy.
prob w early dawn this time of year - can't get out and do yard work until I've had my Jeff shot...now a quick look at comments and then WATCH OUT WEEDS
I always say that and then it's noon and I still haven't stopped reading comments. The weeds will have to wait.
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My tribe. So observant and witty. I love you guys!
🤣🤣I just got a vision of everyone sitting like me with morning coffee looking at the clock waiting for Jeff’s daily post to help ease the pain from yesterday’s bullshit and to start the day off with a laugh and 🤞🙏 no coffee spills from out of my cup, mouth or nose. I’m in the Chicago area and haven’t yet figured out whether my daily fix is on CST or what? Was very late today as I spent a lotta time talking with Sister on ☎️ in England and my favorite youngest daughter. The community conversations/posts the best❣️
LuVoss beat me to the compliment. Just dropped by the comments here because I wanted to THANK YOU for your sanity and for - as LuVoss so clearly states - your "endlessly creative humor" AND TRUTH-TELLING.
How about the "Washington Jeffries" for the foot ball team?
How about Trump's Tiny Bitches?
You have fully recovered and then some ! 🤣
LOL!
I’m thinking about the new NFL franchise, the Mississippi MAGATS.
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Tulsi is an idiot
Treasonous Tulsi Gabbard is America's Tokyo Rose.
She's a cunt.
She's an immensely stupid, totally shameless suck-up. She's trying very, very, very hard to crawl back into Twumpy-wumpy's good graces. I wonder what she thinks it will benefit should she achieve that evidently deeply desirable status...?
But she lacks warmth and depth.
That's one of the qualifications for being in Dump's cabinet of horrors. You must be either highly unqualified, treasonous, a liar, a thief, a boozer, a dog and goat killer, non empathetic, a racist, a pervert, had brain worms or be as full of shit as Dear Cheater is. Any signs of having a heart, knowing what the hell you're doing or wanting to help people will automatically disqualify you.
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That’s putting it mildly
She is also desperate to regain Trump's favor.
A trained idiot.
How could Donnie not realize that the Epstein files were going to be bad for him? I didn't think he was that dumb. His instinct for self-preservation usually works pretty damn well!
Hitler wrote that “the great masses of the people… will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.”
https://politicaldictionary.com/words/big-lie/
They got him elected. Without elections he does not need to worry. With Bondi and Patel he knew none of it would ever come out. If MAGA stays angry, he will blame it on judges Biden put on the bench. They will buy his BS,
Dunning-Krueger. (Or is it Dumbing-(Freddy)-Krueger?)
I just hope that President Obama is safe. I could not stand to see him led out in handcuffs. He's a decent human being, unlike our current POS.
Presidents are immune, aren't they? ;)
Or does that only apply to the monster currently in the White House. I wouldn't put it past John Roberts to decree so.
Bet ya John Roberts is on the list.
He always looks clueless, like a deer in the headlights, yet he does such sinister damage to democracy.
There will be goddam RIOTS in the street if that happens. And I will fucking lead the charge.
I read about the Obama thing on Jack Hopkins last night while I was doom scrolling. Nasty habit, that. I, of course, will spend the day researching, rummaging, foraging and generally ruining my life trying to find a way around it. Beyond pissed off. God bless you, Jeff.
where we (well, y'all - I'm in the 51st not-state) are at 6 months...if I were Obama or Maddow or Colbert and a bunch others, I'd get the hell out...joke, AI, "idle" threats now, but in another couple of months?
This is what it looks like when the walls close in and the ghost of Epstein starts flicking the light switch. Donny's out here rage-posting about football team names while the headlines scream “you and your pedo bestie.”
He’s not just melting down. He’s evaporating in real time.
And yeah—those Epstein files have teeth.
I just fear that the FBI files will be totally obliterated. I hope someone has copies.
Someone has copies. You can’t have that many self serving moral free assholes in one place without shit like that being copied.
FANGS !
I read that as Epstein licking the light switch... (alas, unlike JD, Eppie seemed not to be into inanimate sex objects)
Unless the enigma was unconscious?
On William Spivey’s post this morning he explained how the Felon had a scalp reduction to remedy his receding hairline. Ha! What a creepy thing only a supremely vain man losing his ability to attract female children that Epstein procured into his Mar a Lairgo would do. I hope they burn that gaudy child entrapment palace to the ground after he croaks.
That's why he raped, Ivana , she recommended the doctor. He took out his anger on her, abuser that he is.
Yep, bc he suffered from the excruciating pain it caused, and he couldn’t blame the surgeon or people would know what he did. So he punished Ivana for his vain actions. I didn’t know this sordid story before.
In the movie The Apprentice he had the scalp reduction and lipsosuction of belly fat at the same time. Not likely, but served the portrayal of his vanity pretty well.
Guess he had an ass bug bc ouchies.
MASSIVE hemorrhoids.
Regarding the Epstein files, Trump and his worship team of sycophants were either lying back then, are lying now or lying then and now. I love it when conspiracy theories come back to bite you in the ass. It’s like their karma ran over their dogma.
Don't give Noem any ideas
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