Jeff, I am LIVING in your 10:45 am moment. ALL.(BAD WORD).DAY.LONG
I SO want a normal decent person for POTUS.
I am making every person I know SICK OF ME because I pick whatever random daily outrage the mango does and then say "CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE REPUBLICANS IF BIDEN HAD DONE THAT?!?"
Thanks for being you and delivering us the dark humor, and following it up with the light of love with your daily Claudia. ❤️
I can't believe that I thought George W. was a totally inept president and couldn't understand how he got elected. Now I remember him fondly because in comparison to what we have now he seems like an true statesman.
Can we now completely kill and bury any idea that Republicans are "Values Voters"?
He's a man [George W. Bush] who is lucky to be governor of Texas. He is a man who is unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated, and apparently quite proud of all these things.”
AND President Obama makes frump look exactly what HE is: a lifelong wastrel who's not only a spineless dullard, but also a blithering racist coward of a bully who's been desperately jealous of that good man and his highly educated and legal mind...who 'somehow' drew people to him without a single boast about his own greatness. frump is SO narcissistically needy to be noticed and feted for himself - the horrid malignant toad who must know what he is deep down - but can't figure out how to be otherwise, so doubles down on his awfulness, over and over. It's all he has while Obama is blessed with riches. I just rewatched/listened to Michelle Obama's introduction and comments about her husband as they opened his Presidential Center - and wow - am blown away again. Every word was perfection. She WOULD and COULD be the leading woman contender for the Presidency, but I doubt she'd care to put her family through the vileness again. As a couple, they show up frump and all of his wives/side pieces as lightweights, without trying. As I understand it, dubya reached out to her and they became friends. Gradually, the other living presidents began bonding together - all with a similar goal: to do their best to speak up about this catastrophe.
I remember when I was shocked that Dubya shirked military service (getting a short sinecure in Texas, I believe) and danced naked on a bar while high on cocaine. Now it looks like model behavior. Positively a "qualification" to be president.
I know I'm naive, but I just can't IMAGINE how those middle-aged meek and mild Christian ladies in the south can stomach supporting this. Do they just stay in the house all day and not talk to anybody, not go online?
Obviously their “values” are totally forgotten! They lie, steal, and cheat , make money thru stocks after tip offs, destroy the People’s House without any approvals, let masked armed hoodlums kill and deport people at will, kidnap people during the night, start a war , have the Pentagon run by a Fox News weekend host….never mind the fake Home Depot gold spray painted crap all over the People’s House inside and out, the massive “ ballroom” the list goes on and on… the memes omg … separating children from their families and losing them .. building Concentration Camps type warehouses throughout America, renaming bodies of water and also the Kennedy Center…my goodness… it’s just normal for the party of Family Values!!
Damn Jeff. I read this through twice and noticed you missed that he cut down most of our 100+ year old Japanese cherry trees because they interfered with his golf course ruination. That shit avocadoed my toast when I read about it on Bluesky last night. Since everything he touches dies, I really wish he’d touch himself and a lot of others more than he has. If he doesn’t die soon there will be nothing left of Washington worth seeing.
This is me at work. Getting older and distracted by The Stupid (it's a proper noun at this point). Everything takes twice as long. Can't wait for the madness to be over.
good luck with that, generals. Piss-Drunk Pete is incompetent, in way over his head, and it psychologically incapable of taking advice he doesn't want to hear
Blotto von Bismarck needs this to feel like a man and not just some jerk who is jealous of everyone in uniformed service who accomplished way more than him...doing it in different gender and race than him even.
Kegseth running for prez. 😂🤣🤣 The delusions are so deep. They are counting on yet another cheat on their behalf. Sorry, even MAGA farmers are catching on.
I’m sure I’m not the only one to point out that the “armed ducks” in the photo are actually Canada geese. Hahahahahahaha. Trump and Natalie have just become pronosticators! Who woulda thunk it!
A poster named Mary P. wrote: hang on, I'm putting it right:
REDID that ultra-stupid AI mess with the Canada Geese firing off big guns...instead, they whip off those stupid frump wigs, don blue caps in unison then raise a combination of American AND Canadian flags, lol. She added other things in there too - about Lake Ontario...well worth checking out. I believe it's on twitter.
I'm not sure how all this works, but I assume the more skateboards that hit you in the nuts, the more testosterone you need? Maybe that's why he's pushing for it?
I wonder what the military is thinking behind his back. To take him out? Either by destroying him through a refusal to follow illegal orders across the entire military? Or to invite him out to the aircraft carrier and throw him overboard? Hegseth has overplayed his hand.
Anybody watch the Amazon series THE BOYS - ?? It's a cynical take on super heroes; all of them are narcissistic a-holes with substance abuse problems who only SEEM like they are fighting for "truth, justice, and the American Way." The head "supe," Homelander, is very reminiscent of Hegseth, yet this series was prescient since the first season came out in 2019.
Jeff we usually laugh out loud at your posts, had to listen to it twice,as we were laughing so much, couldn’t hear what Ye were saying! Too funny. Take your chances with the furniture fucker! Haha! Lovely photos
The most striking thing about this is that somebody leaked this classified report. Like, maybe they go to jail if they get caught? That’s how fucking bad it is that someone is willing to risk jail to get the word out. And that is sobering.
Exactly my question. Picked up and shipped out within a day???!!?!? And kindly sent back to his home country? Maybe being a WHITE “illegal alien” still has its privileges
As the French would say, "Va chez les grecs, Milo!" Little boy diddler's deportation is proving to MAGATS they don't share imperial immunity with the orange rancid anus mouth.
But if you are white and British you get a very expensive plane ticket immediately back to Heathrow, instead of a dirt cheap bus ride to Texas where squalor awaits you. 🤬
Also, no matter how white you are, if you aren't a citizen, don't you dare criticize Dear Leader. If Milo had kept kissing trump's fat ass, he'd still be here.
It’s not even ducks! It’s Canadian fucking geese! Cosplaying as Donnie with ARs. Whose side do you think the geese are really most likely to take, Donnie?
Demonflyingfox: “Canadian Resistance Army — Trade War”
Canadian memes are so much better than ours. They put lame human arms on the geese rather than using fake wings. And they couldn't even use decent music. And thank goddess the regime is not particularly competent. I find myself rooting for Canada and Carney all the time these days.
I wish I could remember where I saw the fake-headline meme yesterday, that Canada is changing the name of Canadian geese to American geese, because the geese are such jerks.
In her love letters to him she is always saying how she is so weak because she forgot to eat or sleep. She wants to appear weak and vulnerable, like a little girl. Oh. Now I get it, a vulnerable child ripe for exploitation.
Yes, these are Canadian geese! Donny doesn't even know the kind of water fowl that probably frequent some of his golf courses. And this also proves how dumb Natalie is since she was the one who probably found or commissioned that AI post. Also, those armed with arms geese remind me of that movie POOR THINGS.
That Tami Marler bitch, who is clearly a white nationalist, conveniently ignores the obvious: undocumented workers are hired in large numbers by her own greedy, exploitive racist brethren especially in the agricultural, food service, and manufacturing sectors, and many of those business owners are rethuglican. So if you assholes really, really do not want undocumented workers in YOUR (lilywhite) country, stop fucking hiring them so you can save some bucks you avaricious fucks.
The meat and poultry processing industry is rife with undocumented workers (no compensation cases needed for slicing off a digit or two). They will never crack down here because that ribeye would triple in price.
A spokesperson from the Building Industry Association said the deportation of immigrant labor has gutted the construction industry. So fewer houses at higher prices.
Yeah, silly me. Obviously, the need for greed can coexist with their racism up until election time, when the cognitive dissonance really goes haywire and they vote for dumbshits who will persecute, deport, and kill their workers, thereby providing the opportunity to make TikTok vids whining about how their farms/businesses are in danger of going belly up.
"Nobody wants to work these days"--when translated from Business Owner, means "Nobody is willing to take this underpaid position that requires overworking for few, if any, benefits except the bonus of verbal abuse."
"So I will break the law, not to mention any ethical and moral strictures, to hire undocumented workers whom I will exploit for profit, knowing that they cannot complain and desperately need the work. Because MONEY!"
Much to my chagrin, my nephews sometimes caddy at the ex-wife cemetery in Bedminster NJ where they say the kitchen and grounds staff is largely Spanish speaking.
Of course, they are. This whole round-up is just a scheme to make money on private prisons. If rational people ever appear in government, private prisons must be outlawed for all time.
Same thing goes for "illegal" drugs--don't want them here, don't use them! If the U.S. weren't such a willing customer, there wouldn't be a "drug problem".
Exactly. The ruthless, barbaric cartels exist because Americans create so much demand. The poor law abiding citizens of Mexico are put at risk because of our users.
Let me interrupt a bit. Undocumented people have committed a civil offense, by entering the country without permission. A civil offense is not the same as a crime. Get things straight, Tami.
It seems they must have already deported those convicted of real crimes, the worst of the worst. Next, spitting on the sidewalk, parking too close to a fire hydrant, speaking Spanish in public. . .?
You missed the best reaction to Milo's deportation. Someone tweeted, "How can somebody from the UK be an illegal alien?" Dumb as rocks, they are. Of course, he thinks only brown people can be illegals. What a maroon.
How do we break people from mass psychosis? MAGA is a mental illness - no reasoning will work, no amount of shame or embarrassment seems to make any difference, and it appears to effect the part of the brain where a moral compass might have been or violence might be tempered. So many, mainly the main stream media but many Dems as well, are treating this like a normal political divide but we are dealing with a cult of personality and mental illness. This has to be reckoned with or we go nowhere. There were people till the ends of their lives that still worshiped Stalin or Hitler because of their mental illness that was never treated. Instead of being against people maybe some can be helped since we're all in the same boat unfortunately. That said so many people can really just go fuck off straight into the sun. It sucks being a compassionate person in such a sick world.
Seems like a consistent percentage of people with the mental illness now known as TDS. Such a confluence of causes from religion to race to possible genetics I can't really see this changing, but that number definitely means these people should be politically the minority forevermore. Sadly I think the primary pillars for these people are racism and greed. Really nothing new under the sun.
It's interesting that MTG includes in her screen name that she's a FORMER rep. I guess she wants to be sure we all remember that when the going got tough, she got going—the minute she was vested in the House retirement plan.
Jeff, I know it was in the interest of saving space, but I bet you laughed way longer about this. I know I did. These morons never learned the lesson we all gained in the sandboxes of our youth. Saddling up to bullies in the dim-witted hope it'll save you NEVER works in the long run. Never.
me at 6:30am: "it's Sunday, maybe I'll write a short one today."
me at 8am: "oh yeah, look at me, being concise as fuck."
me at 10:45am: "goddammit"
Jeff, I am LIVING in your 10:45 am moment. ALL.(BAD WORD).DAY.LONG
I SO want a normal decent person for POTUS.
I am making every person I know SICK OF ME because I pick whatever random daily outrage the mango does and then say "CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE REPUBLICANS IF BIDEN HAD DONE THAT?!?"
Thanks for being you and delivering us the dark humor, and following it up with the light of love with your daily Claudia. ❤️
I can't believe that I thought George W. was a totally inept president and couldn't understand how he got elected. Now I remember him fondly because in comparison to what we have now he seems like an true statesman.
Can we now completely kill and bury any idea that Republicans are "Values Voters"?
I'll just leave this here:
He's a man [George W. Bush] who is lucky to be governor of Texas. He is a man who is unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated, and apparently quite proud of all these things.”
― Christopher Hitchens
drumpf makes W look like a scholar, deep thinker, and humanitarian by comparison
And Obama makes W look like exactly what he is. A spineless dullard.
AND President Obama makes frump look exactly what HE is: a lifelong wastrel who's not only a spineless dullard, but also a blithering racist coward of a bully who's been desperately jealous of that good man and his highly educated and legal mind...who 'somehow' drew people to him without a single boast about his own greatness. frump is SO narcissistically needy to be noticed and feted for himself - the horrid malignant toad who must know what he is deep down - but can't figure out how to be otherwise, so doubles down on his awfulness, over and over. It's all he has while Obama is blessed with riches. I just rewatched/listened to Michelle Obama's introduction and comments about her husband as they opened his Presidential Center - and wow - am blown away again. Every word was perfection. She WOULD and COULD be the leading woman contender for the Presidency, but I doubt she'd care to put her family through the vileness again. As a couple, they show up frump and all of his wives/side pieces as lightweights, without trying. As I understand it, dubya reached out to her and they became friends. Gradually, the other living presidents began bonding together - all with a similar goal: to do their best to speak up about this catastrophe.
I remember when I was shocked that Dubya shirked military service (getting a short sinecure in Texas, I believe) and danced naked on a bar while high on cocaine. Now it looks like model behavior. Positively a "qualification" to be president.
Molly Ivins said Dubya was born with a silver foot in his mouth. Molly named him "Dubya," I believe.
Governor of TX Richards said it at the R Convention, that’s when I heard it. Big laugh too, a Dem Governor OF TEXAS!
Still love his outside the tent pov.
Values? Hmm let's see: lying, cheating, stealing. Votes, money, stock market,
Sexual violence. Stalking. Protecting pedophiles and rapists. Not prosecuting criminals......
GOP does too have values. Those values just suck.
I know I'm naive, but I just can't IMAGINE how those middle-aged meek and mild Christian ladies in the south can stomach supporting this. Do they just stay in the house all day and not talk to anybody, not go online?
Obviously their “values” are totally forgotten! They lie, steal, and cheat , make money thru stocks after tip offs, destroy the People’s House without any approvals, let masked armed hoodlums kill and deport people at will, kidnap people during the night, start a war , have the Pentagon run by a Fox News weekend host….never mind the fake Home Depot gold spray painted crap all over the People’s House inside and out, the massive “ ballroom” the list goes on and on… the memes omg … separating children from their families and losing them .. building Concentration Camps type warehouses throughout America, renaming bodies of water and also the Kennedy Center…my goodness… it’s just normal for the party of Family Values!!
Remember, W wasn’t “elected,” he was “selected.”Supreme Court corruption is nothing new…
I catch myself saying that all the time, I think it's the new "back in my day..."
Agree
I just tell them "Dear Leader cannot fail. He can only be failed."
How can you not be entertained by this Jeff. I mean really.
I heard that Laura Loomer tried to take credit for it too.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/this-week-stop-handing-them-the-fucking-crowbar-dolly-s-last-encore-big-medicine-s-price-list-and-i
The house of cards is fallout out utterly and totally.
WONDERFUL
Wendy, happy birthday tomorrow, hope you have fun!
Damn Jeff. I read this through twice and noticed you missed that he cut down most of our 100+ year old Japanese cherry trees because they interfered with his golf course ruination. That shit avocadoed my toast when I read about it on Bluesky last night. Since everything he touches dies, I really wish he’d touch himself and a lot of others more than he has. If he doesn’t die soon there will be nothing left of Washington worth seeing.
I didnt hear about the Cherry trees. God, what an ass.
THAT truly blew my mind. I can’t believe nobody stopped dear leader from destroying them. Oh wait, never mind. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Your longer-than-usual posts NEVER disappoint.
when you're on a roll it's practically impossible to know when it's time to stop
This is me at work. Getting older and distracted by The Stupid (it's a proper noun at this point). Everything takes twice as long. Can't wait for the madness to be over.
I just hope that it will end during my lifetime. I demand my right to party like it's 1999.
Well, nobody in Congress is afraid VD Jance.
The furniture is...
Half the Oval office will need to enter the Cushion Protection Program.
Good one!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seemed concise as fuck to me.
And thank you for doing it.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Military leaders warn Hegseth against extending Iran war operations
A recent classified assessment advised that prolonged large-scale operations in the Middle East risk weakening U.S. capabilities elsewhere."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/08/30/military-leaders-warn-hegseth-against-extending-iran-war-operations/
good luck with that, generals. Piss-Drunk Pete is incompetent, in way over his head, and it psychologically incapable of taking advice he doesn't want to hear
Blotto von Bismarck needs this to feel like a man and not just some jerk who is jealous of everyone in uniformed service who accomplished way more than him...doing it in different gender and race than him even.
“Blotto von Bismarck” made me laugh out loud.
Yup, me too😂😂
Haha Seth, Blotto Von Bismarck Hilarious!
Blotto Von Bismarck! BRILLIANT I just call him Kegbreath ! Yours is much better.
Blotto von Bismarck OMG
I'm considering taking up day drinking myself too.
considering? I'm way past the point of consideration... been doing it for quite awhile. but hey, it's always evening somewhere....
I’m with ya!!
🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷🍷
I don't think I can survive one more year of this madness.
Sadly, they make that consideration all too easy😔
Kegseth can't listen to any advice about Iran--he's too busy planning his 2028 run for President.
He is too busy trying in different uniforms and helmets to see which one makes him look more manly.
Kegsbreath sure is delusional, isn't he? He's been spending way too much time looking in the Magic Mirror.
Kegseth running for prez. 😂🤣🤣 The delusions are so deep. They are counting on yet another cheat on their behalf. Sorry, even MAGA farmers are catching on.
Exactly! hahahahaha
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
But if he looses in Iran, what would happen to his 2028 presidential campaign?!
😀😁😂😃😄😆
He has already lost. He lost the millisecond he made the disastrous decision to attack Iran.
I think he lost the day he was born, personally.
We. All. Did.
This^^^^^ 100%
Or maybe when he rubbed snot into his coif.
I can just hear the commercials now: "Booger Bond -- when your testosterone is so high, even your hair can't behave itself without a little help!"
🤮
IF he loses?!
I’m sure I’m not the only one to point out that the “armed ducks” in the photo are actually Canada geese. Hahahahahahaha. Trump and Natalie have just become pronosticators! Who woulda thunk it!
Thank you for getting it right - Canada, not Canadian.
A poster named Mary P. wrote: hang on, I'm putting it right:
REDID that ultra-stupid AI mess with the Canada Geese firing off big guns...instead, they whip off those stupid frump wigs, don blue caps in unison then raise a combination of American AND Canadian flags, lol. She added other things in there too - about Lake Ontario...well worth checking out. I believe it's on twitter.
The irony!
Nothing that a little testosterone can’t fix, right?
Or a few skateboards.
I'm not sure how all this works, but I assume the more skateboards that hit you in the nuts, the more testosterone you need? Maybe that's why he's pushing for it?
testicles are the primary site for testosterone production
so yeah - he skateboarded his own T-factory.
he's probably been worried ever since that he'll start singing soprano
I wonder what the military is thinking behind his back. To take him out? Either by destroying him through a refusal to follow illegal orders across the entire military? Or to invite him out to the aircraft carrier and throw him overboard? Hegseth has overplayed his hand.
Anybody watch the Amazon series THE BOYS - ?? It's a cynical take on super heroes; all of them are narcissistic a-holes with substance abuse problems who only SEEM like they are fighting for "truth, justice, and the American Way." The head "supe," Homelander, is very reminiscent of Hegseth, yet this series was prescient since the first season came out in 2019.
My understanding from people who were in the army, its the rank that counts not the person. The soldiers are trained to respect the rank.
Well, Kegbreath definitely is rank. He's likely full of steroids as well as someone else's manufactured testosterone.
This asshole is a civilian. He has no rank. And he sure as hell has no respect from any serious military brass.
It's called fragging and many a 'superior' officer who did wrong in/or out, of War Zones was fragged by their own - ALWAYS chalked up as 'accidental'.
I'm quite sure that he never goes near live fire. Sadly.
Fear not, O Great Captain, word is Kegstand has commissioned production of cutting-edge trebuchets to replenish our depleted missiles.
Is the company owned by Don Jr.?
That sounds *exactly* like Pete's dear leader.
That will only make Drunk Ass Pete double down and go all in to wind up with Iran kicking his ass over and over again!
Jeff we usually laugh out loud at your posts, had to listen to it twice,as we were laughing so much, couldn’t hear what Ye were saying! Too funny. Take your chances with the furniture fucker! Haha! Lovely photos
The most striking thing about this is that somebody leaked this classified report. Like, maybe they go to jail if they get caught? That’s how fucking bad it is that someone is willing to risk jail to get the word out. And that is sobering.
Ditto for his boss.
Warnings shwarnings. Top Dog Pete knows better than everyone.
What a swell guy to be in charge 🍻
Just mainline some more testosterone petey boy.
Why "swiftly deported"?? Why not some fine Dilley or CECOT hospitality for a few weeks followed by a one-way to Nigeria or Uganda?
Yeah--the only part of this story that's disappointing is that Milo didn't get the full Brown Person Experience.
White Privilege in action!
Exactly my question. Picked up and shipped out within a day???!!?!? And kindly sent back to his home country? Maybe being a WHITE “illegal alien” still has its privileges
As the French would say, "Va chez les grecs, Milo!" Little boy diddler's deportation is proving to MAGATS they don't share imperial immunity with the orange rancid anus mouth.
and apparently the MAGAverse is plenty pissed about it. “The leopards won’t eat MY caucasian face!”
My thoughts exactly. If Milo's skin were brown he would have been sent to a concentration camp for months and then deported to Liberia.
Because he's being used as an example. "See? It's not just the illegal brown people we're deporting! It's an equal opportunity thing!"
But if you are white and British you get a very expensive plane ticket immediately back to Heathrow, instead of a dirt cheap bus ride to Texas where squalor awaits you. 🤬
Also, no matter how white you are, if you aren't a citizen, don't you dare criticize Dear Leader. If Milo had kept kissing trump's fat ass, he'd still be here.
Because he's being used as an example...
Given Milo's declared proclivities, what does HE KNOW about the Epstein Files?
Or Eswatini more likely.
Good question. Seems like that’s the first stop on the GOP big bidness gravy train
I was disappointed that he wasn’t sent to Eswatini.
I was hoping for CECOT.
Exactly!
Rick Wilson predicted it. MAGA is eating its own. The snakes in the snake pit are biting each other. And I, as we say nowadays, am here for it.
Oh happy day!!!! Bring it!!!
When praying mantises run out of other food, they turn on each other.
Get the popcorn 🍿
A self-hating hater named Milo
Deported and now in a silo
"My hate was sincere!
And they sent me right here
I guess I'll be here for a while-o!"
Great rhymes! I love silo! I was gonna write one and use while-o, but yers is too good to add to. Mebbe tomarrah.
But that dispshit Melissa deserves a poem:
Shut the fuck up Melissa
You're just a sad diss-a
Of anything correct
That you wanna deflect
You typical MAGA ass kissa
I love ASS KISSA, Doc! Nice one!!
Milo Y got deported
After having cavorted
As a fascist piece o' shit
If it were my decision
He'd be held in a prison
Like a Tower of London pit
Karma came early!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time has not been kind to him! Doesn't even look like the same guy.
If you looked up "degenerate" in the dictionary, that photo would appear as illustration.
It’s not even ducks! It’s Canadian fucking geese! Cosplaying as Donnie with ARs. Whose side do you think the geese are really most likely to take, Donnie?
Demonflyingfox: “Canadian Resistance Army — Trade War”
https://youtu.be/6SUAdxU9CDE?is=4bWFFYqVow24YKHu
Canadian memes are so much better than ours. They put lame human arms on the geese rather than using fake wings. And they couldn't even use decent music. And thank goddess the regime is not particularly competent. I find myself rooting for Canada and Carney all the time these days.
In the meme wars, Iran totally smoked the US. Gave them more credibility.
Me too!
I wish I could remember where I saw the fake-headline meme yesterday, that Canada is changing the name of Canadian geese to American geese, because the geese are such jerks.
Having lived around geese on my parents’ farm, I can confirm — Canadian geese are assholes. 😁
They are really, really mean. Seriously.
He doesn't know they're Canadian geese. Natalie did it, anyway.
She would love it if he goosed her
What’s to say there hasn’t been goosing?
The way I read it recently her so-called cancer cure claim was a load of — if you can believe it—LIES😱
Yeah, Loren Piretra did some deep dives on Harp's claims and the timelines don't match and there is no trace of where she was treated, etc.
Who pretends they had cancer. Is that supposed to increase her sex appeal. Yikes. Or does just make her seem vulnerable. .
In her love letters to him she is always saying how she is so weak because she forgot to eat or sleep. She wants to appear weak and vulnerable, like a little girl. Oh. Now I get it, a vulnerable child ripe for exploitation.
Yep.
Yes, these are Canadian geese! Donny doesn't even know the kind of water fowl that probably frequent some of his golf courses. And this also proves how dumb Natalie is since she was the one who probably found or commissioned that AI post. Also, those armed with arms geese remind me of that movie POOR THINGS.
Actually, to nitpick, they are Canada Geese....
thanks Linda for saving me some keyboard rubber
The dumbest, weirdest, and ickiest part of that meme is that the geese have human arms. What a nightmarish image
This video is made with special sauce! Brilliant!
That Tami Marler bitch, who is clearly a white nationalist, conveniently ignores the obvious: undocumented workers are hired in large numbers by her own greedy, exploitive racist brethren especially in the agricultural, food service, and manufacturing sectors, and many of those business owners are rethuglican. So if you assholes really, really do not want undocumented workers in YOUR (lilywhite) country, stop fucking hiring them so you can save some bucks you avaricious fucks.
The meat and poultry processing industry is rife with undocumented workers (no compensation cases needed for slicing off a digit or two). They will never crack down here because that ribeye would triple in price.
I think they don't care about the prices going up so much as their profit margins going down
A spokesperson from the Building Industry Association said the deportation of immigrant labor has gutted the construction industry. So fewer houses at higher prices.
But the racists on the right say it’s the “illegals” buying up all the properties. What a load of bullshit
They also blame Obamacare and illegals for driving up healthcare costs. Who knew "30% approvals" meant the bottom third of the IQ scale?
Oh, there you go, applying logic again........
Yeah, silly me. Obviously, the need for greed can coexist with their racism up until election time, when the cognitive dissonance really goes haywire and they vote for dumbshits who will persecute, deport, and kill their workers, thereby providing the opportunity to make TikTok vids whining about how their farms/businesses are in danger of going belly up.
"Nobody wants to work these days"--when translated from Business Owner, means "Nobody is willing to take this underpaid position that requires overworking for few, if any, benefits except the bonus of verbal abuse."
"So I will break the law, not to mention any ethical and moral strictures, to hire undocumented workers whom I will exploit for profit, knowing that they cannot complain and desperately need the work. Because MONEY!"
Much to my chagrin, my nephews sometimes caddy at the ex-wife cemetery in Bedminster NJ where they say the kitchen and grounds staff is largely Spanish speaking.
Wanna bet that some are undocumented?
Most of them.
Of course, they are. This whole round-up is just a scheme to make money on private prisons. If rational people ever appear in government, private prisons must be outlawed for all time.
Same thing goes for "illegal" drugs--don't want them here, don't use them! If the U.S. weren't such a willing customer, there wouldn't be a "drug problem".
Exactly. The ruthless, barbaric cartels exist because Americans create so much demand. The poor law abiding citizens of Mexico are put at risk because of our users.
And the cartels maintain power because they buy U.S. military grade weapons. Wonder who is looking the other way as those arms pass into Mexico…
Let me interrupt a bit. Undocumented people have committed a civil offense, by entering the country without permission. A civil offense is not the same as a crime. Get things straight, Tami.
It seems they must have already deported those convicted of real crimes, the worst of the worst. Next, spitting on the sidewalk, parking too close to a fire hydrant, speaking Spanish in public. . .?
Like the restaurant called Karma, there’s no menu you get what you deserve.
First the Tates, now Milo?
The appetizers are pretty good
Have the Taint brothers actually been deported?
Just desserts, I assume
😂😂😂😂
I really love that one!!!♥️❤️💕💗💓🩵💘
Back in the 60’s they said “Joe Karma Is coming to get you”.
And Lady Karma just served us all a delicious plate of schadenfreude! 😂
You missed the best reaction to Milo's deportation. Someone tweeted, "How can somebody from the UK be an illegal alien?" Dumb as rocks, they are. Of course, he thinks only brown people can be illegals. What a maroon.
How about deport Musk next? Reportedly he over-stayed his Student visa.
Or FLOTUS Melania Knvas? H-1B visa my assl
How do we break people from mass psychosis? MAGA is a mental illness - no reasoning will work, no amount of shame or embarrassment seems to make any difference, and it appears to effect the part of the brain where a moral compass might have been or violence might be tempered. So many, mainly the main stream media but many Dems as well, are treating this like a normal political divide but we are dealing with a cult of personality and mental illness. This has to be reckoned with or we go nowhere. There were people till the ends of their lives that still worshiped Stalin or Hitler because of their mental illness that was never treated. Instead of being against people maybe some can be helped since we're all in the same boat unfortunately. That said so many people can really just go fuck off straight into the sun. It sucks being a compassionate person in such a sick world.
Historian Jon Meacham has pointed out that even AFTER Joe McCarthy was censured by the Senate, he still had a 30% approval rating.
Seems like a consistent percentage of people with the mental illness now known as TDS. Such a confluence of causes from religion to race to possible genetics I can't really see this changing, but that number definitely means these people should be politically the minority forevermore. Sadly I think the primary pillars for these people are racism and greed. Really nothing new under the sun.
I think the cult will dissolve when the Orange Boil goes to his final resting place. I'm praying that will be soon.
The same folks as Trump still has now, probably. The only cure is Father Time's scythe wielding bestie.
Maybe 🧊 should test the new gloves on them
Remember the Richard Nixon cultists who could never understand "what he did wrong"?
They'd all have to be individually de-programmed, and frankly, most of them probably couldn't afford it. And a big NO to a taxpayer-funded process.
"fuck off straight into the sun": Uncle Jeff, did you catch that one? I think we can file it with the Jeffisms!
I'm always up for an episode of When Bad Things Happen To Bad People.
"Spiritually American" ???!! Now, that's some inventive racism 😳 🙄😱
From Satan's lips
“Saddy McSadSad” — 🤣🤣🤣
“everything the Donnyverse does, the Nazis did first” — Truer words were never spoken.
Thanks, Jeff. Love the Claudia and Katie photos!
It's interesting that MTG includes in her screen name that she's a FORMER rep. I guess she wants to be sure we all remember that when the going got tough, she got going—the minute she was vested in the House retirement plan.
I do love one of your extra-long posts! Sorry that it's extra work for you, though.
This. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Jeff, I know it was in the interest of saving space, but I bet you laughed way longer about this. I know I did. These morons never learned the lesson we all gained in the sandboxes of our youth. Saddling up to bullies in the dim-witted hope it'll save you NEVER works in the long run. Never.
A squadron of Donald Ducks at Lake America?
They’re Canada geese, though.
Confusing imagery :-)
From the mind of a demented moron. Can't expect coherence.