"Individual donors and audience members have walked away from the National Symphony Orchestra, documents show, costing the Kennedy Center millions in additional losses."
fucking great. everything this shithead touches, dies. EVERYTHING
Jeff, Im fucking tired. I really am. And while I wrote the shit I wrote about Blanche today, and all the bad shit that is happening to us queer people, I missed this USS Lincoln shit.
Two hundred days without a single port call. Nine straight months at sea. Five thousand sailors and Marines stranded because this administration wanted its war with Iran more than it wanted a goddamn crew rotation. Broken toilets. Rationed water.
Sailors going over the side — and the Pentagon's official response is that it has not "identified an increase." Identified an increase.
You GOP brass-plated, chickenshit, spreadsheet-hearted cowards: a man with thirteen years in is on medical hold, terrified you'll shred his career for breaking under a deployment you extended twice. Bring them the hell home.
I’ve heard the adage that an army travels on its stomach, the same is true for the navy. I can’t imagine how distressing just being on a ship waiting for who knows what must be even without inadequate food and abysmal conditions. It’s not surprising that morale is so low.
the only volunteers for the armed services will bi idiots who are plastered to Fox or something worse- doubtful that Jesse Watters is sharing that story.
The sailor who attempted to throw himself over board is, according to a "Navy spokesperson"......"fine." Also, the reports of non-functioning toilets and low rations.....all, of course, FAKE NEWS.
Thank you, "Navy Spokesperson," for your (lack of) attention to this matter.
Steven Miller would make a great Press Secretary! After the second normal question his forehead would start sweating and there would be a hint of the hysteria to come.
I read two weeks ago about the 200 Navy wives and relatives of the sailors stationed aboard the Lincoln confronting Kung Pao, oops make that Hung Kao, about the insufferable conditions on the carrier. Guess he thought they were all witches. Trump and the Pentagon are committing war crimes against our own military.
The Kennedy Center was launched to be an apolitical bastion of the ARTS. Kinda hard to maintain that with an administration that looks on reading and culture like an enema.
Also Jeff, when I posted a similar comment over on Dworkin's post, he fuckin deleted. I guess Scott does not like harsh language, which, can someone explain to me why? Because I dont get it.
Wendy, most of us are "strongly worded" and unapologetic about it. But every now and then someone comes along who has gotten his/her sensibilities ruffled. And they complain loudly in the comment sections. My feeling is if they are offended, stop reading and go someplace else. Do we still have the right to free speech? Um, debatable, but I reserve the right to practice it every fucking day.
So true about everything he touches. In fact, those not on the less secure plane with Trump were probably safer.
I viewed it as a stunt where Trump gets to fly in his preferred gaudy plane even though he has been told it is not secure enough. I wonder if anyone will test out how secure it is.
I don't know what to say. The minute his name when on the building everyone should have walked away. If a parasite keeps getting the relationship it craves, it has no incentive to move along.
Joe Biden traveled to Ukraine during a war. Donald Trump hides on a food truck to switch planes and leaves dozens on AF1 to be human decoys. I miss Joe Biden.
Bill Clinton was under a credible threat to AF One and everyone on board was informed of the danger and the press was simply asked to "hold the story," which they all did.
I remember Gee Dumbya holding a tray with a plastic turkey for the photo op. As to whether he is a decent human being, I'm going to say, "NO, he is not." He is stupid, arrogant, ignorant, easily manipulated, and he let 9-11 happen, and then he started two unnecessary wars and drove our economy into the ditch on the way out the door.
Time for your friendly reminder that Rethuglicans are ALL horrible anti-American monsters and that Dems have been cleaning up their messes since 1933.
I also miss President Biden. He quietly got so much BIPARTISAN legislation passed that was good for veterans, infrastructure, & our power grid. Quiet competence. He also comported himself with dignity & grace while meeting with other country leaders. So sad that voters chose the incompetent crime boss again over the competence Harris would have shown
Time to hit the toad. I meant “road” but the “t” and the “r” are right next to each other (what’s a fella to do). I guess it’s a kind of a fake twofer. And I’ll take the fake twofer for the win!
Maybe Karoline left because she had an epiphany after she found out they she was left behind as human bait. Maybe it dawned on her that all that lying she did every damn day was in service of a guy who doesn’t care whether she lives or dies. It must really suck when reality hits you in the face-that Donny eventually throws everyone under the bus and that the scale of how valuable you are to him gets reset every single day
Fuck KKKaroline. She wears a cross around her neck. She is responsible to form a conscience long before SHE DECIDED to become Orange Hitler’s Eva Braun. Those kids will end up pathological liars just like her after her husband Methuselah croaks.
Proof the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Take a look at Barron. I shudder to think about what the Miller kids might "accomplish" once they reach adulthood.
I ALWAYS think HITLER YOUTH when I see a photo of Barron. Think about why he was spawned- the anchor baby for Melania. She appears to be one of the most ice cold "people" in history- and then there is his father. And he is already well into the family grift, with the $40 'energy drink.' Tragedy that the mob has such a large family at the top.
The age gap in years between herself and her own kids is less than that between Karoline and her geriatric husband. So she does have some sort of biblical alliance going on, probably based on the Prosperity Gospel.
I was thinking the same thing ... once it dawned her that her life means absolutely NOTHING, she smelled the coffee, realized it was a burning crust in the bottom of the glass vessel, and put in her notice.
I think her Grampa husband said, “Look, Kari, I have watched you put up with this asshole for xxxx years, wondering what in the world keeps you there. Now he has decided that your loyal ass has no worth. I agreed to sire these kids, but I am not raising them alone. You are out of there. Period.”
To be fair, Natalie Harp IS the only one who will literally get her hands dirty changing the shit-filled diapers. The other weasels are just the ones who managed to edge in. I hear Drunkle Pete was banging on the door.
As Monty Python sang, "When danger reared its ugly head he turned around and bravely fled."
Meanwhile, the USS Abe is a scurvy-ridden suicide machine. Well done, all. Imagine how bad it will be if they ever manage to invade Kharg.
yeah, there are news items I can't touch because they're so depressing and evil that there's no way to make them funny. the scurvy-ridden suicide machine is one of them
IANAH (I am not a historian), but it wouldn’t surprise me if the first mutiny aboard a US Navy vessel were to happen very soon.
I’ve seen reports that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is on it’s way to relieve the USS Abe Lincoln. Let’s hope, for the sailors sake, that they get there quickly.
I really hope there is never a mutiny aboard a US ship. What I would like to see is the entire general officer corps all stand up and refuse to take part in this illegal, incompetent, illegitimate regime's murderous, wasteful, and downright stupid actions. Let's see them fire the entire Pentagon.
Yes! this!! at some point they need to not obey the orders. Like the murders of the people in the boats off Venezuela - the top guy left at least - he knew it was wrong, but no one should have followed those orders.
The top echelon, best talent in leadership at the Pentagon has already been decapitated by Pigbreath because he's threatened by competency. All the best logistical expertise -- gone. So they're running out of weapons and going "meh" as they run out of essential living supplies for those deployed to the Strait. I recall Trump saying we may be there forever, he feels no pressure to pull out. So, eight attempted suicides later...
Hopefully it will start on the USS Lincoln and extend through the military. Only way to get rid of a dictator is to overthrow them. Waiting for Jan 6th the good fight. Restore our democracy.
Kharg Island is a death trap. Hopefully there are enough sane voices to prevent Trump from ever sending our troops into a situation where mass casualties are a given.
Spoiler alert: there are no sane voices in this administration. The entire world's supply of amoral, corrupt dumb fucks is currently in the White House.
Gallipoli, but with drones. These assholes can’t manage logistics for a BLOCKADE. Imagine how they’d do with a complex invasion. And for what? To keep us from seeing Epstein’s odious blackmail videos.
Kegsbreath was another decoy, boarding the safe plane first, which signals that he's going to be the most senior member of the administration there.
Never doubt for a moment that Trump would send Pete to a fiery death, and not just because he doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. The war isn't going great, and Donnie Demento needs someone to blame it on.
Jeff…you continue to be a source of authenticity, great satire, and making good trouble. I am pleased to say that, despite being saturated by absolute insanity, you make a true difference in my day. Thanks….
I totally agree! I look forward to reading Jeff’s brilliant take on this insanity every day. Being able to have a good giggle at this crazy stuff *and* enjoy lovely photos of Claudia is such a treat!
I don't think he'd last: in a fit of frothing rage at everything in the universe, he'd be bound to start chewing on himself. I picture the vacuum-cleaner monster from the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" animated film.
She's on President Pedo's side. After all, she said a man graping a 15-year-old (her daughter's age) isn't the same as graping a five-year-old, so ya'll need ta chill out about the Epstein shit.
I read a post on how Trump put national and global security at risk with his dumb stunt. The press pool exists partly so that someone outside of government knows if the US president is alive or dead. And all other presidents who have travelled secretly have had at least some reporters with them. Trump's handlers are setting us up for a McConnell situation.
When I wrote yesterday about Sean Duffy hiring 2,000 GAMERS to fill positions as Air Traffic Controllers I left out the best part! Their training will also be revised from 2 YEARS to 5 MONTHS. Aint that skippy.
I am shocked he got as many votes as he did. I'm not surprised he is crying election interference but this was a republican primary. He's accusing his own side. That might not play quite so well.
It is so idiotic. The other thing about the MN republican primary is that the RNC endorsed candidate Kendall Qualls came in dead last. The winner was not their preferred pick.
That's what I really enjoy about Cocaine Mike's tantrum: good job to spread the conspiracy to the Republican party--convince those MAGA voters that there's no reason to vote that's even rigged on their side!
Why are the only elections they lost "rigged". Funny how there's nothing rigged in the ones they win. Kamala could have cried "rigged" in 2024 in the 7 swing states she lost. The states where Elon spent hundreds of millions of dollars ensuring a tRump win. Apparently, all you have to do is create fake counties in those states and your candidate wins.
I just read a scary article about how Trump did get voter rolls from a number of states including Alaska and Texas and sifted through them looking for "illegal" voters.
Years ago, while shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond, out of curiosity, I touched one of those My Pillows and immediately recoiled in horror. It was the creepiest thing I have ever felt.
I'm probably going to hell for laughing about the decoy plane. I mean the real, actual possibility of folks getting blowed up *snort* Forgive me this is serious. All those clueless ppl *cackle* Marco and Stephen and the other Stephen, Karoline *snort/cackle*...
Imagine if that plane got blowed up over your yard and you woke up to the hazmat corpses in your yard of Steven Miller, Stephen “More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book his parents used” Cheung, Liddle Marco the Rube in his blowed up Florsheims, and Scott Bonesmoking Bessent… your yard would be a super-fucked Superfund site if these asswipes hadn’t destroyed the EPA.
The latest revisionist history from the crack lie-manufacturing team in the White House is that Little Marco Big Shoes "chose" to remain behind on AirForceTargetOne.
If I were writing this story, the next destination for the presidential catering cart would be Tehran. Out he comes into a waiting pair of handcuffs, applied by the IRGC. They’d be happy to spare America the mess of treason trials and execution in return for opening the Strait. Perfect ending for a perfect traitor.
Profiles in narcissistic cowardice: Let's not forget that on January 6, 2021, Trump was TOTALLY OKAY with encouraging his followers to execute his then Vice President, Mike Pence. Am I the only one who remembers the chant that rang through the halls of the Capital: HANG MIKE PENCE!
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Trump’s Kennedy Center takeover pushes National Symphony Orchestra into crisis"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/08/12/trumps-kennedy-center-takeover-pushes-national-symphony-orchestra-into-crisis/
"Individual donors and audience members have walked away from the National Symphony Orchestra, documents show, costing the Kennedy Center millions in additional losses."
fucking great. everything this shithead touches, dies. EVERYTHING
Jeff, Im fucking tired. I really am. And while I wrote the shit I wrote about Blanche today, and all the bad shit that is happening to us queer people, I missed this USS Lincoln shit.
Two hundred days without a single port call. Nine straight months at sea. Five thousand sailors and Marines stranded because this administration wanted its war with Iran more than it wanted a goddamn crew rotation. Broken toilets. Rationed water.
Sailors going over the side — and the Pentagon's official response is that it has not "identified an increase." Identified an increase.
You GOP brass-plated, chickenshit, spreadsheet-hearted cowards: a man with thirteen years in is on medical hold, terrified you'll shred his career for breaking under a deployment you extended twice. Bring them the hell home.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/firesale-everything-blanche-must-go-also-the-uss-lincoln-is-an-awolfest
Only pretend warfighter Hegseth is so incompetent he can't keep our troops fed. He needs to resign.
He should share the millions of dollars worth of frozen steaks and seafood he's hoarding.
Yep. Raid the pentagon freezer and ship all that crab, lobster, and steak to the Lincoln.
Piss Drunk Pete needs to be thrown overboard! THE GOP CONGRESS CONFIRMED THIS UNQUALIFIED TV BOBBLE HEAD! WTAF!
GOP congress confirmed Todd Blanche. GOP congress is useless.
Guy makes Captains Bly and Queeg look like Admiral Nimitz.
I’ve heard the adage that an army travels on its stomach, the same is true for the navy. I can’t imagine how distressing just being on a ship waiting for who knows what must be even without inadequate food and abysmal conditions. It’s not surprising that morale is so low.
Who is going to volunteer for the armed services now?
the only volunteers for the armed services will bi idiots who are plastered to Fox or something worse- doubtful that Jesse Watters is sharing that story.
IIRC, Kegstand spent hundreds of thousands of $ on steak and lobster.
Yup. Or he said he did. Who knows where the money actually went.
The sailor who attempted to throw himself over board is, according to a "Navy spokesperson"......"fine." Also, the reports of non-functioning toilets and low rations.....all, of course, FAKE NEWS.
Thank you, "Navy Spokesperson," for your (lack of) attention to this matter.
Navy spokesperson a shoe in for Press secretary.
Steven Miller would make a great Press Secretary! After the second normal question his forehead would start sweating and there would be a hint of the hysteria to come.
I read two weeks ago about the 200 Navy wives and relatives of the sailors stationed aboard the Lincoln confronting Kung Pao, oops make that Hung Kao, about the insufferable conditions on the carrier. Guess he thought they were all witches. Trump and the Pentagon are committing war crimes against our own military.
Hung Kao is a chicken.
well, he definitely isn't a rooster!
Everything he touches turns to absolute shit. Every single thing.
Check out the book by Rick Wilson from 2018 “Everything Trump Touches Dies”.
I’m sure it’s a good book- but
JT covers this everyday.
#ETTD
Dumby destroys our culture, and his suck-up club helps him do it. Each of them will get their turn under the bus.
I just don't know how you do it Jeff. Take good care of yourself. We'd be dead meat without you.
Damn! That means Melanoma will live on.
She's already been taxidermied, ready for her own case in the Smithsonian. Right next to Lauren Bezos.
The Kennedy Center was launched to be an apolitical bastion of the ARTS. Kinda hard to maintain that with an administration that looks on reading and culture like an enema.
Also Jeff, when I posted a similar comment over on Dworkin's post, he fuckin deleted. I guess Scott does not like harsh language, which, can someone explain to me why? Because I dont get it.
Because it's his column and he makes the rules.
I guess I get that. I just never had that much a problem with using harsh words. I mean, if Jeff can use it, why cant the rest of us.
Wendy, most of us are "strongly worded" and unapologetic about it. But every now and then someone comes along who has gotten his/her sensibilities ruffled. And they complain loudly in the comment sections. My feeling is if they are offended, stop reading and go someplace else. Do we still have the right to free speech? Um, debatable, but I reserve the right to practice it every fucking day.
When you're ruled/held captive by a narcissist abuser, you can't have nice things.
I don't think the tarp ever come off the front of the Kennedy Center, regardless of what any court order demanded. It's all so stupid and petty.
So true about everything he touches. In fact, those not on the less secure plane with Trump were probably safer.
I viewed it as a stunt where Trump gets to fly in his preferred gaudy plane even though he has been told it is not secure enough. I wonder if anyone will test out how secure it is.
Is the tarp still up on the Kennedy Center hiding the now removed name?
I don't know what to say. The minute his name when on the building everyone should have walked away. If a parasite keeps getting the relationship it craves, it has no incentive to move along.
Are fucking drapes still hiding the space where his name used to be? asking for a friend
They fired all the qualified logistics people. As a matter of fact they fired everyone that was qualified at the Pentagon. They fired everyone etc...
Joe Biden traveled to Ukraine during a war. Donald Trump hides on a food truck to switch planes and leaves dozens on AF1 to be human decoys. I miss Joe Biden.
Hiding in a food truck and the explosive diarrhea outbreak are succinctly emblematic of his whole tenure
He’s crapping on us all and what’s worse he enjoys it.
Finally! A plausible explanation for the cyclospora outbreak!
Don't think I'll ever be able to choke down a plane meal again Doc.
That's ok, you're not going to want to fly anywhere now that gamers will be manning the towers.
Bill Clinton was under a credible threat to AF One and everyone on board was informed of the danger and the press was simply asked to "hold the story," which they all did.
Even W. Bush went to have Thanksgiving with the troops. He's a decent human being.
W. Bush cleared an incredibly low bar that Trump can't even reach with a ladder.
I remember Gee Dumbya holding a tray with a plastic turkey for the photo op. As to whether he is a decent human being, I'm going to say, "NO, he is not." He is stupid, arrogant, ignorant, easily manipulated, and he let 9-11 happen, and then he started two unnecessary wars and drove our economy into the ditch on the way out the door.
Time for your friendly reminder that Rethuglicans are ALL horrible anti-American monsters and that Dems have been cleaning up their messes since 1933.
I stand corrected. Thank you, Mary.
However, compared to T💩p, Gee Dumbya is Mother Theresa.
Gotta wonder if he did some snacking.2hile aboard.
I also miss President Biden. He quietly got so much BIPARTISAN legislation passed that was good for veterans, infrastructure, & our power grid. Quiet competence. He also comported himself with dignity & grace while meeting with other country leaders. So sad that voters chose the incompetent crime boss again over the competence Harris would have shown
I miss Joe Biden also Frank.
This stopped being funny over 10 years ago.
Time to hit the toad. I meant “road” but the “t” and the “r” are right next to each other (what’s a fella to do). I guess it’s a kind of a fake twofer. And I’ll take the fake twofer for the win!
Maybe Karoline left because she had an epiphany after she found out they she was left behind as human bait. Maybe it dawned on her that all that lying she did every damn day was in service of a guy who doesn’t care whether she lives or dies. It must really suck when reality hits you in the face-that Donny eventually throws everyone under the bus and that the scale of how valuable you are to him gets reset every single day
Fuck KKKaroline. She wears a cross around her neck. She is responsible to form a conscience long before SHE DECIDED to become Orange Hitler’s Eva Braun. Those kids will end up pathological liars just like her after her husband Methuselah croaks.
Proof the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Take a look at Barron. I shudder to think about what the Miller kids might "accomplish" once they reach adulthood.
Hitler Youth
I ALWAYS think HITLER YOUTH when I see a photo of Barron. Think about why he was spawned- the anchor baby for Melania. She appears to be one of the most ice cold "people" in history- and then there is his father. And he is already well into the family grift, with the $40 'energy drink.' Tragedy that the mob has such a large family at the top.
Visit daddy in prison?
The age gap in years between herself and her own kids is less than that between Karoline and her geriatric husband. So she does have some sort of biblical alliance going on, probably based on the Prosperity Gospel.
Plenty of prosperity when that geriatric old fuck kicks off and leaves her everything. Just like Melanomia and Barren.
I often wondered how her husband can trust anything that she utters?
And maybe it hit her that her two babies would be left without a mother. Funny how when it gets personal it looks different.
Her two young future fascists and the much older, well-off hoosband. Can't pass up the chance to be a merry widow someday soon
Maybe melanie was kkkarolines inspiration.
I was thinking the same thing ... once it dawned her that her life means absolutely NOTHING, she smelled the coffee, realized it was a burning crust in the bottom of the glass vessel, and put in her notice.
3 little kids and one's a new born.
Im sorry Im wrong. She just had her second baby.
The third baby is Trump.
Just like what happens when MAGA voters start to suffer because of the actions of Trump 2.0
Exactly. I didn’t know she was on that human shield plane until late last night. Apparently there is a line she will no longer cross.
I’m going with your theory.
EXACTLY what I thought!!
Nah she does not care about her little fascists - she did not like being the cannon fodder.
every. single.day.
I was thinking the same. He let her be a decoy.
I think her Grampa husband said, “Look, Kari, I have watched you put up with this asshole for xxxx years, wondering what in the world keeps you there. Now he has decided that your loyal ass has no worth. I agreed to sire these kids, but I am not raising them alone. You are out of there. Period.”
Yes, but don't forget, her husband is a big Trump donor so he is in deep with the pants loading Grandpa also
https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/08/trump-airplane-escape-secret-service-turkey/688272/?gift=xFHwB96eiHLjRHiwv84DJNNhnVCFTFjr7re7p3rn9qM
Exactly right about Leavitt, Jeff. She is so despicable she deserves two limericks.
Leavitt has changed her fate
A MAGAt self-preservation trait
After doing his lying
FatFuck left her flying
On FF1 as Iranian bait
Poor KKKarolyin', what could you do?
Despite your devotion so true
He took along Harp
His favorite LARP
But not Marco, Soybean, or you
A real banger!! Lol
Bravo 👏 👏 👏👏
To be fair, Natalie Harp IS the only one who will literally get her hands dirty changing the shit-filled diapers. The other weasels are just the ones who managed to edge in. I hear Drunkle Pete was banging on the door.
As Monty Python sang, "When danger reared its ugly head he turned around and bravely fled."
Meanwhile, the USS Abe is a scurvy-ridden suicide machine. Well done, all. Imagine how bad it will be if they ever manage to invade Kharg.
yeah, there are news items I can't touch because they're so depressing and evil that there's no way to make them funny. the scurvy-ridden suicide machine is one of them
IANAH (I am not a historian), but it wouldn’t surprise me if the first mutiny aboard a US Navy vessel were to happen very soon.
I’ve seen reports that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is on it’s way to relieve the USS Abe Lincoln. Let’s hope, for the sailors sake, that they get there quickly.
I really hope there is never a mutiny aboard a US ship. What I would like to see is the entire general officer corps all stand up and refuse to take part in this illegal, incompetent, illegitimate regime's murderous, wasteful, and downright stupid actions. Let's see them fire the entire Pentagon.
Yes! this!! at some point they need to not obey the orders. Like the murders of the people in the boats off Venezuela - the top guy left at least - he knew it was wrong, but no one should have followed those orders.
The top echelon, best talent in leadership at the Pentagon has already been decapitated by Pigbreath because he's threatened by competency. All the best logistical expertise -- gone. So they're running out of weapons and going "meh" as they run out of essential living supplies for those deployed to the Strait. I recall Trump saying we may be there forever, he feels no pressure to pull out. So, eight attempted suicides later...
..."...he feels no pressure to pull out'.....ew
Hopefully it will start on the USS Lincoln and extend through the military. Only way to get rid of a dictator is to overthrow them. Waiting for Jan 6th the good fight. Restore our democracy.
They NEVER should have gone along with it in the 1st place!! 🤬🤬
How about this for a solution: Get The Fuck Out! Just go fucking home. This goddamn war has been lost.
As Monty Python sang, "When danger reared its ugly head he turned around and bravely fled."
Fingers crossed Jeff will include a Sir Robin GIF in his next post!
Kharg Island is a death trap. Hopefully there are enough sane voices to prevent Trump from ever sending our troops into a situation where mass casualties are a given.
Spoiler alert: there are no sane voices in this administration. The entire world's supply of amoral, corrupt dumb fucks is currently in the White House.
Gallipoli, but with drones. These assholes can’t manage logistics for a BLOCKADE. Imagine how they’d do with a complex invasion. And for what? To keep us from seeing Epstein’s odious blackmail videos.
"I hear Drunkle Pete was banging on the door."
Kegsbreath was another decoy, boarding the safe plane first, which signals that he's going to be the most senior member of the administration there.
Never doubt for a moment that Trump would send Pete to a fiery death, and not just because he doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. The war isn't going great, and Donnie Demento needs someone to blame it on.
Jeff…you continue to be a source of authenticity, great satire, and making good trouble. I am pleased to say that, despite being saturated by absolute insanity, you make a true difference in my day. Thanks….
I totally agree! I look forward to reading Jeff’s brilliant take on this insanity every day. Being able to have a good giggle at this crazy stuff *and* enjoy lovely photos of Claudia is such a treat!
Thanks! Keep ‘em coming. No telling who’ll be the next press sec’y. But I reckon it’ll be one of the FOX weekend hosts.
Steven “More Chins than a Chinese phone book” Cheung is a candidate. 🤦♂️
Imagine looking at his mug every day,
I don't think he'd last: in a fit of frothing rage at everything in the universe, he'd be bound to start chewing on himself. I picture the vacuum-cleaner monster from the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" animated film.
Yeesh
“World’s Greatest Fuckup”, or “#1 Dipshit”? “First I drink the coffee, then I do all the nothings”?
Yeah, I know, “mug” as in “mugshot”, but it was fun.
not "central casting" enuff
It’s not like KKKaroline had a schedule. Every few weeks was fine.
He'll be wearing a hat with a razor sharp brim.
Reference! Scooooore!!
He’s a charmer.
He looks like a Bond villain from the old racist times.
Maybe Megyn Kelly can stand up at the podium, bleeding from her whatevers, and lie to the press.
She's on President Pedo's side. After all, she said a man graping a 15-year-old (her daughter's age) isn't the same as graping a five-year-old, so ya'll need ta chill out about the Epstein shit.
Heard Sessions is available Neal…
I read a post on how Trump put national and global security at risk with his dumb stunt. The press pool exists partly so that someone outside of government knows if the US president is alive or dead. And all other presidents who have travelled secretly have had at least some reporters with them. Trump's handlers are setting us up for a McConnell situation.
Has anyone actually seen McConnell? He has dropped out of the news cycle.
No, but I think he is supposed to be at home now. You would think at least one reporter might try to say hello.
Pretty sure he is home and resting comfortably in an urn on the mantle.
Good one.
They may be a bit leary of who or what may answer the door. Zombie Mitch 🧟♂️. Or Elaine. I'm not sure which would be worse.
You'd think.
When I wrote yesterday about Sean Duffy hiring 2,000 GAMERS to fill positions as Air Traffic Controllers I left out the best part! Their training will also be revised from 2 YEARS to 5 MONTHS. Aint that skippy.
Happy skies everyone.
FFS
8647 Before his admin kills US all
Thats crazy. I woukd think the airlines would protest. Eventually they will be bypassing the United States.
Well, look on the bright side: At least we’re all too broke to fly anywhere thanks to DumpFuck McShitzenpantz.
There once was a Lindell named Mike
Who's so dummm he can't ride a trike
He's up Fuckwad's anus
And that's pretty heinous
Hey Pillowface! Go take a hike!
Lindell is a delusional loon
A loyal MAGA goon
After every election
He bellows his deflection
Its integrity he tries to impugn
Anyone else surprised that Mike Lindell blamed his loss on election interference or some bullshit? SMDH
I am shocked he got as many votes as he did. I'm not surprised he is crying election interference but this was a republican primary. He's accusing his own side. That might not play quite so well.
It is so idiotic. The other thing about the MN republican primary is that the RNC endorsed candidate Kendall Qualls came in dead last. The winner was not their preferred pick.
So how come there are no Rs in disarray articles? Where are the "Republicans chose, Mike Lindell is just too radical to be electable"?
That's what I really enjoy about Cocaine Mike's tantrum: good job to spread the conspiracy to the Republican party--convince those MAGA voters that there's no reason to vote that's even rigged on their side!
Dress rehearsal for November when Trump and the MAGAverse will claim any election they lost was "rigged."
Why are the only elections they lost "rigged". Funny how there's nothing rigged in the ones they win. Kamala could have cried "rigged" in 2024 in the 7 swing states she lost. The states where Elon spent hundreds of millions of dollars ensuring a tRump win. Apparently, all you have to do is create fake counties in those states and your candidate wins.
I just read a scary article about how Trump did get voter rolls from a number of states including Alaska and Texas and sifted through them looking for "illegal" voters.
Does CouchFuck McGhee fuck Lindell’s pillows too?
No I think he prefers more robust cushions. He's a real man.
Spinal Tap song: "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'."
https://youtu.be/ym2YKRvBknk?si=Kjrbfn6eL_EHodIn
Ha ha. You got it!
Lacey doilies on the arms are a real turn-on!
True.
Years ago, while shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond, out of curiosity, I touched one of those My Pillows and immediately recoiled in horror. It was the creepiest thing I have ever felt.
I'm probably going to hell for laughing about the decoy plane. I mean the real, actual possibility of folks getting blowed up *snort* Forgive me this is serious. All those clueless ppl *cackle* Marco and Stephen and the other Stephen, Karoline *snort/cackle*...
Imagine if that plane got blowed up over your yard and you woke up to the hazmat corpses in your yard of Steven Miller, Stephen “More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book his parents used” Cheung, Liddle Marco the Rube in his blowed up Florsheims, and Scott Bonesmoking Bessent… your yard would be a super-fucked Superfund site if these asswipes hadn’t destroyed the EPA.
And now I got that image in my head. EW!
The latest revisionist history from the crack lie-manufacturing team in the White House is that Little Marco Big Shoes "chose" to remain behind on AirForceTargetOne.
What a way to find out you're not going to get any endorsement for a presidential run in 2028.
I bet Trump would have kicked Vance to the runway too. But he would have taken Kid Rock with him on Fake Air Force One.
ha ha ha! and if anyone believes that, I have a bridge in London to sell them....
Ah, cuz he a hero and all...
He’s been one of every religion including Mormon, so if that little greaseball coward gets blowed up he has to go *SOMEWHERE*
👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
How sad this this cowardly buffoon is president on America's 250th year.
I suspect that catering truck will be ground zero for the next outbreak of projectile diarrhea.
If I were writing this story, the next destination for the presidential catering cart would be Tehran. Out he comes into a waiting pair of handcuffs, applied by the IRGC. They’d be happy to spare America the mess of treason trials and execution in return for opening the Strait. Perfect ending for a perfect traitor.
Profiles in narcissistic cowardice: Let's not forget that on January 6, 2021, Trump was TOTALLY OKAY with encouraging his followers to execute his then Vice President, Mike Pence. Am I the only one who remembers the chant that rang through the halls of the Capital: HANG MIKE PENCE!
Mike Pence remembers.