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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

inflation is out of control, up to its highest level in two years

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cde56g80xp5o

Unity In Defiance's avatar

For the GOP it wasn’t enough that we couldn’t afford to be homeowners anymore — they had to be sure we needed to go out weekly selling our plasma for gas money.

Next goal for the GOP is harvesting our organs for groceries.

P123Sunny's avatar

And yet he STILL has approval ratings ‘over zero’… smdh

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Read yesterday that, yes, he does have a looney tunes base, BUT it's shrinking. His worshippers have decreased 6% so far this year.

So even though his approval rating should be in large negative numbers, the frenzy might be wearing off a bit.

To those 6%, I say, no, you don't get a pat on the back.

Tonya Browning's avatar

I don’t understand how that is possible, but then I got into a Facebook argument with my cousins neighbor who thinks all his talk about wiping out a civilization was a “tactic”. Jesus, what is wrong with these people? They’d drink the cyanide if Trump offered it!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

There’s a lot of shared ignorance in these quasi united states Sunny!

Ole Anderson's avatar

‘Nobody ever lost a dime overestimating the stupidity of the American public’

PT Barnum

Jan Moon's avatar

The only reason I can think of for the support is a contagious case of head-up-my-ass-and-not-paying-attention. There are literally millions of them around. They line up their beer, their video games, Fox News, and toss critical thinking, association with anyone who doesn't wear a red hat into the dumper. I know some.

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

This does seem true. I'm nearly 70...retired 10 years. Professional degree/career. Today I posted my resume on Monster.com

rlritt's avatar
4hEdited

Hey, that just means you're entrepreneurial.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

lol going all private equity only with our bodies…. This timeline sucks… sigh…

Ellyn's avatar

I’m old- and mostly lived my life right on or below the poverty line. I’ve been able to see GOP fuckery for decades because- here I go with the part I dislike about everyone else - sorry- it’s been intimately & personally affecting me for all those decades.

What’s now wild - and super sad- is it seems the majority of Americans have settled down to my net income level and it’s intimately affecting THEM- and it seems they don’t like the GOP fuckery either!!

What a time to be alive! 💕

Frank Nuts's avatar

Would be funny if it wasn’t tragically true.

What a clusterfuck of evil this republican regime is

Marian Vitale's avatar

Shit that happened while you were writing this shit was also Dear Leader posting an actual video of an actual man unaliving an actual woman on TruthSocial. Is THIS "bottom" for the Republicans? Or have we lowered the basement yet again?

HI2thDoc's avatar

They have no bottom.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I just realized this is a semantic paradox of epic proportions. They are assholes who have no bottoms. I’ll see myself out

Irascible Ink's avatar

No worse than "So shut your mouth when speaking about me." Which is actually pretty stellar. I'ma gonna save that one. 😂

Ole Anderson's avatar

It’s a Classic!

Mike Hammer's avatar

Assholes with no bottoms in an interesting image!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

That's beautiful, H12!

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I beg to differ. Lady G fancies himself as quite a bottom.

NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

When they locate the bottom, they start saying, "Drill, Baby, drill!" There will never be a true bottom to their behavior.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

None of this is presidential so why won't the MSM say so?

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Our overlord billionaire cabal Devour, they own our media.

Marian Vitale's avatar

Thankfully I moved out of the US in 2015, so I don't have to see US media unless I expressly choose to. I watch YouTube replays of Rachel and Lawrence and otherwise follow Jeff T., Aaron Rupar, HCR, and Aaron Parnas. Much healthier.

Runfastandwin's avatar

they are all in on it.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Take it away Alex Jones

Frank Nuts's avatar

There is no basement Marian….just a bottomless pit….that appears to lead straight to hell

Helen Stajninger's avatar

This is what he wants to do to Melania now? The President is posting this. MSM is quiet on this. The GOP “didn’t see this”. He can’t possibly go lower, can he???

MountainBoyMike's avatar

Uncle Jeff, he also announced he is dismantling the US Forest Service...I mean, elon shitstain can't become the world's first trillionaire without a little sacrifice from the American people

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

This needs more attention on Substack! (Because you know the mainstream corporate media is ignoring it) The US Forest Service is being destroyed! They're closing all the regional offices and moving the headquarters to Salt Lake City, and what's left of it is being run by billionaire lumber producers! https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-forest-service-a-force-across-rural-america-reorganizes-under-trump

devourerofpancakes's avatar

This is all very bad but in keeping with Trump's extraction at all costs "policy".

Frank Nuts's avatar

OMG Joanne, the grift and graft is so thick I’m suffocating and it’s barely reported on if at all. I’m very disappointed in our media. They’ve totally forgotten what their purpose is. I always believed corruption was newsworthy; but no, now it’s just “Friday”.

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

Please note that the Biden administration did absolutely nothing wrong when inflation spiked in 2022. Supply chains were still fucked up due to the (Trump-managed) pandemic, then Russia invaded Ukraine.

Whereas every bad economic indicator is directly tied to some fucking insane thing—tariffs, wars—that Donald Trump insisted on doing, because he was always stupid, but now he is stupid AND has late-stage dementia.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

He's right that we're the "hottest country." But only because we're going to hell.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Or maybe because the climate crisis is burning up the planet?

Wendymae's avatar

I got an oil change the other day and it cost 50% more than last year. Then, feeling much poorer I went to Aldi and all the prices seemed considerable higher. Though I did find some frozen strudels on clearance for just over a buck so I bought 2 just to experience getting a bargain. LOL. They are delicious though.

Zija Pulp's avatar

Speaking of price increases, I got a home heating oil bill the other day: $1,215. Same number of gallons (213 gallons). Rate went up to $5.699/gal. I’ve lived in NE all my life. Never saw a rate like that. Thanks, Donny.

Wendymae's avatar

And another thing about inflation that pisses me off...this shit about "core inflation" that doesn't include food and gas prices, when those are the prices that are rapidly making our money disappear.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Thank Ronnie Raygun for that

Denise Donaldson's avatar

That has always passed me off. Most recently, under Biden, the ivory-tower pundits talked about how the economy was doing well because core inflation was down. But food and utility prices never went down. They've been rising steadily since the pandemic began.

Wendymae's avatar

And housing prices never went down. My rent increased 50% between 2021 and '25.

Eva's avatar

Totally self imposed, nary a killer germ in sight

Marc Panaye's avatar

But at least little miss Lindsey got her magic bubble wand......

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Anyone who has been grocery shopping for the last two years knows this.

rlritt's avatar

You would think some Trump supporters would be angry about this. Idk if they care.

verne's avatar

wha happened to ''thank you for your attention to this matter?" i'm decisively and strongly missing it...

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Bankruptcy number seven is it?

Just on the horizon

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

In other shit that happened yesterday: The Guardian - Trump posts graphic viedo of woman’s killing in Florida.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/10/trump-graphic-video-florida-woman-killing

devourerofpancakes's avatar

He has to reignite hatred against immigrants.

Eileen's avatar

Thanks for explaining why he would post a murder.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Well that and he is a truly horrible person.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I suspect he's a big fan of snuff films. Maybe even made a couple, for real. That's what he doesn't want to come out on the Epstein files.

Phil Weltner's avatar

A hale and hearty FU to all the useless lazydumbasses who couldn't get off their ample backsides to drive to the polling place; and to the buttuglydumbass morons who thought they were voting for cheaper eggs when we'd just emerged from a bird flu epidemic. Y'all got exactly what you wanted.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

But, Jeff, it's President Obama and Biden's fault🤓🖖

Wondering Woman's avatar

Went to the gas station yesterday and gas was almost six bucks a gallon. Admitting I said “Fuck Trump” before starting to fill up.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I really don’t care do you?

That should be the headline for every outlet reporting on her impromptu presser — looking at you New York Times…

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I love how she speaks of her reputation being tarnished. Her reputation is and has been in the shitter for years. Not sure where she gets the idea that anyone thinks highly of her. Jeff is right, it’s so obvious that she married that ugly loud mouthed piece of shit for his money and probably thought it wouldn’t be a long wait to become a widow, based on his horrendous diet. Pictures don’t lie. She can try and talk her way out of what people plainly see with their own eyes, but even the dumbest maga incel can see the truth. She and her “husband” deserve each other. Equally vile.

rlritt's avatar

Really, how does a reputation of a "call girl who snags a rich husband" get tarnished. And if she said nothing ever, I'd respect her more. I get it, she was a poor girl from the soviet block and used her looks to snag rich men. I dont judge, and she actually got a husband. I give her credit where credit is due. But now she should keep her mouth shut and sit by the pool and no one would ever notice her.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Too late for that. She just put the spotlight on her involvement in the pedo case. I’m betting she was either trafficked herself or saw girls being trafficked.

rlritt's avatar

Absolutely.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Poignant rlhitt. Besides the fact that Paolo Zampolli has been the subject of numerous posts by me, and many others for years here.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

He’s a joke. From modeling agent to special envoy.JFC

Kimberly Sandwisch's avatar

Peace, I nearly spit my beverage all over myself when she said her “reputation” was tarnished! 🤣 The first picture that popped into my mind was her posing naked with another model! No judgement here, she was probably doing what she had to do to pay her rent, but, puhleese, don’t worry about a poor reputation! She must think she’s up there with Jackie Kennedy, Jill Biden, & my personal fav, Michelle O!

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Vanessa Williams was the first Black woman to win the Miss America title.

Her reputation was ruined, and she resigned her title, after Bob Guccione printed nude pictures of her in Penthouse. She was later able to regain her reputation through talent and hard work.

Melania’s got nothing on Vanessa Williams.

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Kinda agree with ya. Vanessa Williams is my absolute favorite Miss America.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I loved Ms. Williams on “Ugly Betty.” She was a delight.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Absolutely! I love the maga women who idolize her and say she’s so elegant and a classic beauty. I can’t get those naked pictures of her out of my mind whenever I see her. And she brags about her accomplishments. What accomplishments would that be? Be best? Seriously?

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

Ever wonder what her son thinks when those photos surface again?

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I’m pretty sure he’s seen them. I just wonder what he thinks about his parents being besties with the world’s most notorious pedophiles and child sex traffickers. How does a kid wrap his head around that and also know that his criminal dad was elected president—twice? The kids gotta be messed up for sure.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

He’s a sociopath in training

arne link's avatar

Some people say that Barron is on the spectrum, not that that's a terrible thing. He certainly gives off a strange vibe. Wasn't he brought home from college not too long ago? Did he fail? Was he threatened? Why?

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Classic lizard

Gayna's avatar
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For gods sake she was epsteins girl and Trump got her from him. She is and always will be a ho.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Slovenian Slut Gayna, but I guess who’re is appropriate as well.

CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Not spelled like that it isn’t! 😝

Denise Donaldson's avatar

She's obviously had a lot of work done.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I was never a fan of "kidneys" that look like they're made of concrete

John Rumble's avatar

Speaking of Headlines...

The Besos Bumwipe WAPO this morning:

How Trump could still pull out a win in Iran

Do go on, I would love that Trumpsplained to me

Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

I’m thinking she’s seeing the writing on the wall re the Epstein files. If trump is convicted or whatever, she’ll also lose any protection she has being in the White House. For her, if she doesn’t go to jail, she could be deported (most likely) or even meet the same fate as a previous wife. She must not be too smart if she thinks this is all it takes. But then, look who she married.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I think she’d end up “tripping and falling down the stairs” like wifey number #1 bc Donnie knows—if it comes down to it— she’d sell him down the river faster then you could say “pedo.”

As to her motives, I believe some stuff is about to come surrounding her lawsuit with Micheal Wolfe (due to discovery) and she is trying to get ahead of it.

She — stupidly — thought she could do a statement and come out ahead of it, but she just made a Streisand effect over the whole thing.

She’s as equally stupid and narcissistic as her demented husband. They are a true match made in hell.

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

That entire crime family would sell any or all the others down the river in a heartbeat.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Under a different administration, maybe, this will all get investigated.

Zija Pulp's avatar

Unity, I definitely agree with you. Something big is going to (or threaten to) come out about Melania from the Wolfe lawsuit. The way she strode assertively to the podium reflected her fear.

For a woman who knows so many languages, I was surprised she couldn’t pronounce “categorize” and “trival,” per Jeff. I thought it was a smart move to drop Maxwell’s first name since there are so many variant pronunciations: Ga-LANE being the correct one, I believe. “The accomplice, Maxwell” is appropriately menacing.

kdsherpa's avatar

"she could be deported (most likely)" I can't stop laughing!!! What a fabulous image!!! Then the question becomes: will Barron be allowed to stay?

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Barron's mother was not a US citizen when he was born. He can go with her and her dad and sister and. . .

kdsherpa's avatar

I definitely care! As Jeff wrote, there may be an unfathomable amount of filth behind the reason for that presser.

SeekingReason's avatar

Unity-That is the perfect headline with her face next to it! 😀

Unity In Defiance's avatar

lol right? Preferably a grump face picture of her where she looks awful.

Outside needs to match the inside—which is rotten to the core, just like her husband.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

When does she NOT look grumpy and awful???

Oh, wait! I've got it---when she has her hat pulled down over her face, doing her floor lamp impression.

Sue Pemberton's avatar

Oh, that's perfect!

Ginny K's avatar

Well "G" Maxwell had a special nickname for you, "Sweetpea," and there are many photos of your creepy foursome, and your hubby was Jeff's BFF, so I'm not buying what the First Hooker is selling (no offense to hookers).

Dina's avatar

First Lady of the Evening, if we want to be proper.

EtTuBrutex's avatar

Good one!!! Touché!

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

Any and all of the millions of sex workers are simply people doing what they need to do to survive. Many do sex work because it's a decently paid living for them. None of them are lowlife. Except for the First Whore.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

I had no idea Melania was doing stand up comedy work now.

(Thought most of her career didn't involve standing up).

Isn't she in the U.S. on a special Epstein Visa?

SeekingReason's avatar

George…Special privilege for the person NOT born here. I suggest immediate deportation and she can take her arrogant son with her. The other offspring must serve time!

George in Atlanta's avatar

I don't think he's arrogant. I don't think he's... anything. Flat aspect, carefully choreographed public appearances, and a general impression that he just ain't... right.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Betting he will keep a legion of psychiatrists on speed dial throughout his life--good for the economy.

JOE P's avatar

Look at his parents…look at his grandparents…look at his great grandparents…

What are the odds he could be a fine upstanding citizen of the world considering his family’s legacy.

I hope he never escapes the bubble he lives in.

SeekingReason's avatar

I had heard he handled an exchange emergency call very rudely, but emotional calls are excusable from that in such urgent situations. He was raised in an extraordinarily lavish style…this doesn’t usually produce good results. He’s trying to help his dad “connect” with younger voters. I din’t think he’d do that if he was opposed to his father’s treatment of people.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Barron is an anchor baby.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

So are all the Trump children with the exception of Tiffany.

P123Sunny's avatar

Funny how she didn’t get thousands of reporters’ questions re: Stormy… (compared to HRC / Lewinsky)… interesting

JOE P's avatar

If she took questions it would take 2 weeks to get an a cogent answer that isnt a steamin’ pile of bullshit.

Susan Russell's avatar

“ Declaring victory isn’t the only thing Donny does prematurely.” Love, Stormy

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Supposedly she got in on an Einstein Visa! AKA EB-1, "in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives." Per the BBC. Here' s a link: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

You can't convince me she did anything to deserve it!

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 Or pole dancing?

Frank Nuts's avatar

Except, George, her poles were stationary and there was no vaulting involved

George A. Polisner's avatar

To the best of our knowledge Frank. To the best of our knowledge. :)

Ann Anderson's avatar

The only positive thing Melanie has done is to Streisand Effect the shit out of the Epstein problem. Not random. She feels the walls closing in and she's desperately trying to indemnify herself. Good job distracting from the distraction, Mel, but I really don't care, do u? As far as her reputation goes, that shipped sailed when she married the Dipshit. (Does she not know we've seen the pics and emails? Christ, what a dummy.)

HI2thDoc's avatar

Redux from a couple of weeks ago:

Melania's always been robotic

While her hoosband is openly despotic

A match made in Hell

By some avarice spell

Which MAGA shitheads find hypnotic

Cathy Wray's avatar

Hoosband!!! Hahaha!!!

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Frank Nuts's avatar

Doc, if I liked it before then I’m liking it again!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes, that limerick was after they showed her and the robot walking out, although to me it was hard to tell them apart

If I was a duck's avatar

And there's STILL gonna be those that will swear upside of tuesday that those photos of her with Donny, Epstein and Maxwell are fake, and the emails are fake, and she has finally, finally spoke up and said so. So done and over this timeline we are living in.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Well, Melanoma herself said ‘this stops Today!’

So how could it be otherwise - our Queen has spoken!

Dina's avatar

I guess when you're a movie star, you can do anything. 😅

Susan Niemann's avatar

oooohhhh Amanda Ungaro! Gurl! Why wait? Let's get you interviewed today. It'll be a ratings blast! 😂😂😂

It's bad enough these people are evil as fuck, but they have to be bumbling doofs as well.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Amanda was on a flight on Epstein's jet from Paris to NYC when she was 17 (around 2002). She remembers many other young girls on that flight plus Maxwell. I read this last night. BTW- gas was $5.44/gallon for premium in Vegas yesterday. Was $4.74 on 3/6/26. Actually not the jump I expected. The biggest problem is the price of groceries. Price of eggs? Have no clue. I never eat them.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Amanda has some stories to tell! Gas here in Philly is around $4.19/gallon. Eggs...around $4.99. I went to the grocery yesterday spent $86 and brought home very little. We're rethinking our menus.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

We just go out to eat more often, ‘cause the prices at the supermarket are crazy /s

JoJoRa's avatar

We are eating out less than we did last year. Dinner for two (a salad with chicken and a pot roast sandwich) a beer and a glass of wine. With tax and tip it was $96.00! $96 at the grocery store gets you less now but I can still make a few meals with that and include a bottle of wine and a six pack of craft beer.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I dropped $55 for breakfast at our local diner the other day. $3.50 each for coffee (all we can drink, and I can drink a lot of coffee), $17 for an omelette (up charges for Gluten Free toast, and mushrooms), $19 for an omelette for me, plus tax and tip.

We like to go out to eat about once a week, but it does get expensive.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Man, I had a Caesar salad with 5 shrimp and a glass of wine and it was $68 in a local Italian eatery. I couldn't believe it! Chinese food is a smarter option. The supermarkets are nuts!!!

Deborah Hunter's avatar

NV always has high gas to begin with.

arne link's avatar

I buy eggs and throw them all away a month later. I really need to stop doing that...

Frank Nuts's avatar

Arne, whatever you do don’t look in my fridge…there’s more than eggs involved

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I only use them when I bake which is pretty much never anymore.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Sounds familiar

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Amanda's ex really appears to be low-grade mafioso. Recalling Charles Kushner's treatment of his ex. And Ivana's unlikely slip down a flight of stairs. Melania's pre-nup update must have included "make me movie star and best-selling author" but she'll always be skating on ice as long as Shitler lives and breathes.

Susan Niemann's avatar

You bet. It's a whole bunch of lowlife grifters. Melleys reputation is sealed forever.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Vacuous souls on a fool’s errand, I’d say! 😂

DRHNola's avatar

That girl is going to wind up unalived. Spill the tea now, don’t wait. The outcome will be the same but spilt tea is your ticket to longevity.

Miselle's avatar

I have a suggestion to end at least some of the madness:

Recruit Barack Obama to negotiate a nuclear treaty with Iran.

Just saying.

Punkette's avatar

Yes! Barack and former SOS, John Kerry.

Mary-Louise Coates's avatar

Jeff -

You missed the kicker that came out on Truth Social last night about 8 pm - Heather Cox Richardson covered it and was truly shocked by it -

Fat Nixon posted a “snuff video” of a man beating a woman to death with a hammer. Maybe AI?

Not sure - but then it was followed by a tirade against Haitians, Joe Biden, the usual suspects.

This piece of non-human garbage that we are calling a president is completely, totally, and utterly insane.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I also saw that mentioned on X. Maybe a warning to his wife to STFU?

arne link's avatar

I really think that snuff films are Donnie's favorite pass time. I have long wondered if one of the big secrets in the Epstein files, that Donnie participated in one or more of them. It seems clear that he likes to watch violence.

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Not insane! Just a big, fat 4 year old having a hizzy-fit. He has not changed in 74 years. Still the nasty kid his parents refused to correct.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

79. He turns 80 in June.

HI2thDoc's avatar

In her email to Maxwell: "I cannot wait to go down." Yeah, that's probably got her in with Epstein in the first place

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Good one Doc!! Lolol

Susie's avatar

I thought the EXACT same thing! 🤣

Jane's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

CroneEver's avatar

I was wondering where the hell Melania - who apparently is the 2nd stupidest person in the WH, after her orange husband - got the bright idea to tell everyone that she didn't know, never knew, wouldn't know Epstein or Maxwell, etc., etc., etc., despite the fact that we've all seen the pictures of her partying with E&M (new band coming up!), her nude and semi-nude photos which are all over the internet and always have been, have heard all about how Epstein "banged her first", etc., and none of that seemed to bother her. So what cesspit is Amanda Ungaro about to turn into a major volcano that has Melania's knickers in a twist? There is not enough popcorn in the world for this one.

arne link's avatar

I just hope that Amanda Ungaro doesn't decide to suicide herself. Suddenly.

Frank Nuts's avatar

There seems to be slot of that going around doesn’t there Arnie?

Practically an epidemic

EtTuBrutex's avatar

Do they still sell Jiffy Pop? I sure as shit hope so!

Tess's avatar

Wow! That was an excellent shit-filled post today Jeff! Can’t wait for the truth to come out to hear/see reactions from this administration! Have a nice weekend everyone!

Martha's avatar

Ethical standards and respect??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 from someone benefiting from frumps complete lack of these🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Frank Nuts's avatar

So true Martha! The irony is titanic

SeekingReason's avatar

Melania just got word that they’ve hit the end of the road. So now she must speak about her “innocence” 😂🤣🤥🤥

These people are arrogant to the nth degree!

A thousand pictures of her with Epstein, but hey, she haedly knows who he is!

I hope ICE is being tracked so that each and every one will get deported for supporting a Seditionist/Fascist/Rapist/Pedo. Willing to use tax dollars for this! One last expenditure to remove the rot.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Except for Tiffany, all of the Orange Menace’s children were born before their mothers became US citizens. We can start by deporting them, along with Melon.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I’m waiting for Mel’s speech today.. I was told it will be in English. Best to All fellow Travelers as Hunter Thompson would conclude his letters.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Melania issues her denial

In her unpronounceable style

She won't stay complacent

About being Epstein adjacent

We will see you at hoosband's trial

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Melania said

That victims should testify

I agree with that

Dina's avatar

I also noticed, though, that she didn't say anything about bringing the perpetrating perverts to justice.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

If the victims speak

That will take care of itself

They'll go to prison

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Doc… most excellent for a fun day Friday🫨🫨🫨🫨

HI2thDoc's avatar

BTW, Fredo, as a "China Hand" have you heard of/read Midnight in Peking by Paul French? A fascinating book about a horrific crime in a tumultuous time in China, just as Japan has invaded China and the warlord-led factions have an uneasy alliance to oppose them. And the ex-pat community adds to all the intrigue.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc, you are amazing to bring up this book and this period of time during the Chinese civil war and Japan taking advantage of the unrest to seize Manchuria setting up its own country as it were. Very few Americans are schooled on the invasion, an invasion that is the origination of WWII, and fewer Americans know about the abject cruelty the Japanese army inflicted on the Chinese population.. Actually this invasion served as a catalyst for Mao, as head of the CCP and Chiang leading the Nationalists to find common ground. Few Americans realize both parties, Communist and Nationalist were birthed by Sun Yat Sen… Organizationally both parties were the same and both had the goals of kicking out the western powers entrenched in the SE region of China and the Japanese. I got to hand it to you Doc and thanks for bringing this essential historical fact out…

Ole Anderson's avatar

You surely love to malign the intelligence of Americans, slow ball. When actually many know all the historical facts of the invasion of Manchuria and China. And the brutal tactics of the invading Japanese troops- rape of Nanking and all that.

And the splitting into two factions- your favorites, the Communists under Mao and the Chiang Kai Shek faction , the Kuo Min Tang

Pardon any spelling errors.

Give us some credit. Lose the ego. You are not some historical savant by a long stretch.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Same back at u ole. Your wit and intellect are no match for a simple person as myself.. but please go on reciting how puerile, juvenile and lack of knowledge contained in my comments.

HI2thDoc's avatar
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It was my affinity for mystery and true crime that led me to the book, but all the historical subplots were fascinating! Paul French wrote another book set in the same timeframe about Shanghai called City of Devils.

Cathy 98280's avatar

👆🤣😂😁😃 THAT was superb, Doc!

Mike Hammer's avatar

Holy war to cover up Epstein. Threaten genocide by thermonuclear destruction to coverup a bungled war. Back to Epstein again to cover up having lost the war and what he said about blowing up the world. And there goes Melania. What goes around comes around.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Mike you are so right. He is a perpetual Streisand Effect machine.

Too bad we can’t modify it into a perpetual motion machine and make some money off of him

Deborah Arapa's avatar

Welp, I hope there are no deadly windows or more plane trips wherever Amanda Ungaro has landed.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Always stay on the ground floor. Beware of people walking to close with umbrellas when the weather is sunny. Stay on the inside of the sidewalk on busy city streets. Don’t get to close to the tracks when the train pulls into the station. Beware of who you except tea from.

kdsherpa's avatar

PERFECTION! I hope Amanda reads this.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Thanks.

I forgot to mention staying away from stairs, but I suppose that’s implied by staying on the ground floor.

kdsherpa's avatar

Yes, I agree that you covered that adequately in your previous advice.

myhoopbabies's avatar

I thought the same thing. Now I really want to know what she knows, so I hope she doesn't get Epsteined.