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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit:

"Trump announces planned D.C. site for massive sculpture garden"

oh look, another thing nobody asked for and nobody wants.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/15/trump-announces-west-potomac-park-is-planned-site-dc-garden-heroes/

"'This magnificent exhibition of statues will be located in West Potomac Park, which we are transforming into one of the World’s most beautiful public spaces,' Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform. Trump has previously said the project will feature life-size statues of roughly 250 Americans."

this fucking guy

Kay-El's avatar

Those statues will all be of himself. 🙄

HI2thDoc's avatar

No matter what animal or his own fist pumping figure, statuary of him violates that lil ol' Commandment against idolatry. Right, Christian nationalists? Right?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

After how he DARED insult the woman reporter, WE now get to call him piggy. Turn about's fair play, right? NO KINGS!

Kay-El's avatar

Yep, but also various replicas of himself as Jesus, superheroes and other schlock representations.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

( Bet they will be in some form of gold)

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

spray - out of a can. He really IS a cheapskate, always grifting every chance he can get.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

NO. Surely Alex Jones, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Kid Rock and Rush Limbaugh will get golden statues, along with Kash Patel, RFK, Jr, Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi. Maybe Trump can get some of the Trump/Epstein statues showing up on the Mall for half price! Yes, it will no longer be a Park for the living, but a crowded janky gold statue park of America's worst.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

As Stephen Colbert said earlier this week, just as long as they install golden handles on the statues, it will be easier to pull them down after we are rescued by Canadians.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

No need. Just hire a cowboy with a lasso.

Ginny Hall's avatar

If they did put up one of Noem, I would personally pay for a sculpture of a German Wirehaired Pointer, to be placed looking up at her, maybe sitting with a paw raised. Or else a goat, peeing on her.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

No. Absolutely no images of dogs anywhere around her. She doesn’t deserve them.

Jan Moon's avatar

How about if we put her statue in the gravel pit?

Janet's avatar

I think they all should be used as paintball targets.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Yes, right before it's demolished down to dust.

Jan Moon's avatar

I'd provide the gravel pit.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I'D donate for the paintball equipment for a whole bunch of impoverished kids to have a great day of FUN

rlritt's avatar

No only Trump gets a gold statue. Not the peasants who work for him.

Kay-El's avatar

Bondi and Noem made Trump look bad (not that he can’t do it all by his lonesome) and were given the boot. I don’t see them getting a gold statue.

Suel J's avatar

Add Natalie Harp, I guess

Karen Kennedy Weber's avatar

The Medal of Freedom of Honor needs to go to the person who bulldozes down every one of those statues, if they come to pass.

Robert Eckert's avatar

And the Sainted Charlie Kirk

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I like the idea taken to the extreme ‘They were marched to the edged of the cliff, as if they were going to slowly be pushed over one or more at a time’, it became a dramatic time of life to see the once famous now undramatically cast aside like yesterdays Sports Section of the miserable tabloids of the day. And so it ended before term limits but with numerous ad hominem executions along the streets. Those were the end days.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

They could be 'given their choice'. Keel hauling, hanging, firing squad. I'M talking about the real ones, not the statues, of course.

Suessl's avatar

And the Village People. Don't forget the Village People.

myhoopbabies's avatar

My thought exactly, Kay. It will be his "Ain't I The Shit?" statuary garden. Solid gold Trump holding an American flag, gold Trump healing someone with his massive bare hands, big gold Trump surrounded by his adoring oligarchs who will have paid a billion dollars a piece directly to Dear Leader for the privilege. Barf.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Wait! Full-size but EMPTY with a slot for donations (maybe his neckgina?). Mostly for HIM to stuff his new $'250' bank note with his scowling fugly face on it. ALL proceeds to go back into the Park for rehab.

Ellyn's avatar

If so, I hope they are engineering a good drainage system…

Kay-El's avatar

That took me a second. Well-played 😂

SeekingReason's avatar

But he’s using OUR money.

Kay-El's avatar

I bet there will be plenty of people to purchase them for target practice after this ends.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

NOT if they're giant piggy-banks ;) (very apropos)...only magats OR himself would donate actual money into the slots. Only very agile pissed-off people would use them for toilette purposes. ;)

A.J. Madison's avatar

Relax everyone. This is another example of Dwumpy completely unable to plan shit. I heard this on a podcast. With the country's 250th anniversary coming up, some idjit in #47 said wouldn't it be nice to have a courtyard full of American hero/icons statues. When I heard this story, the courtyard/plot of land needed had not been identified or obtained. NO agreements had been written for sculptors to produce any works. One wag suggested there will be cardboard cut-outs of the proposed statues on July 4, which of course the biggest fattest one will be of donnie, painted in gold. Planning has never been Dumpy's forte, and a project like this should have been started 10 YEARS AGO.

Kay-El's avatar

Perhaps PlayDoh? 🤔

myhoopbabies's avatar

They could just pile a bunch of canned hams into a Trump shape. Hardly any detailing needed. Spam hands and feet.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

most apropos - and the same fucking colour, but don't omit that fucking face and head of his. Two ginormous canned hams back to back should fit the bill.

Tanya Castiglione's avatar

They could be styrofoam….

Deb's avatar

Like the poses in those collectible cards he was selling to the gullible MAGA masses for Christmas...was it last year?

DebJS's avatar

He must have received a hard "no" on Mt. Rushmore.

Martha Howell's avatar

Well, one of Steve Bannon, debt paid.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

On local news here in Miami yesterday. The city of Miami does not want to give Trump a three billion dollar parcel of land to build his"library" this is what they said," the plans call for a golden escalator, a statue of Trump in Gold and .......are you ready? A ballroom. Not making this shit up. No books just old issue of Mad Magazine....lol. I made this part up, but the rest is real.

Joyce's avatar

MS-NOW was showing the AI-generated version of the monstrosity--and it does, indeed, look exactly like the Epstein Memorial Dance Hall & Airplane Hangar......except this version comes with an actual airplane.

One of the commentators noted that there's one thing missing from every picture of the planned monstrosity: there are absolutely no books anywhere.

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

Trump has said that he doesn't like libraries and museums. He doesn't want a Trump Memorial Library. That's why he is doing a hotel. His lack of intelligence is shining through.

Chet Brandt's avatar

Susan— because drumph is a fucking moron!

Outdoorluvr's avatar

I thought he was gunning for his "library" to be another trump-branded hotel. Now it's another f'ing ballroom on the taxpayers' dime? Like the re-naming and merch at the new airport? JFC, the grift will never end!

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Maybe Melanoma’s coffee table book and a gilded copy of Mein Kauf? And fake magazine covers depicting himself. The only gold gilt statue of him that should exist is one that encases him alive … with no life sustaining enhancements. That would be the cats pajamas and a gift to the world. Just dreaming or so I heard…

AuntTeeFa's avatar

He wants to build Trump towers Miami. The

gaudiest place on the planet.

A library my ass with a hotel?

Grifting all the way to the grave

T L Mills's avatar

I'm sorry, Miami, but if you let him build this gag-inducing monstrosity I will have no choice but to pray very very hard for a direct hit on it by a cat#5 hurricane. I will also pray that the damage be confined to Donny's ugly building and his other piece of ugly real estate, Mar-A-Lago.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Holy goddess on a cracker. The man's crackers!

Tina Zep's avatar

FFS. What an idiot.

Ole Anderson's avatar

And the airport call sign here at Palm Beach International ( PBI ) will hit the shitter on July 9 and be replaced by call sign djt

The name on the airport itself will change July 1.

They just keep rubbing our faces in it!

A Lot of it is because our County is a blue island in a sea of red. It just galls the living shit out of me!

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

I am truly disgusted. I thought they couldn't change the call letters. I am flying out this weekend for a week, but honestly I don't know if I will fly out of there anymore. When does someone say enough is enough. At least in Nov the grease ball governor will be gone

Ole Anderson's avatar

You can’t punish the airport for this. It was all the doing of the Fl. Legislature, a bunch of trumptard frat boys who have been running the show up there in Tallahassee for the last thirty years.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

And if that what not enough, I just read the Trump Mafia family will have full control of all venues, stores and merch in the entire airport. It will be like Russia or China with his snake face and pink beady eyes plastered all over the terminals. Why are we and I mean all of us allowing this run-away train to continue to blow through ever rule of law that ever existed. He needs to be stopped by any means possible. We can’t do nothing. Bye the time 2028 comes we will be a full blown communist country.

Ole Anderson's avatar

That’s disgusting! And a shame. Used to be a nice little airport we had here- not crowded and always easy to arrive or depart. Now it will be less crowded yet as people head to Ft. Lauderdale so they don’t have to deal with the displeasure of seeing the orange shit stains name and nauseating face everywhere!

Teri Gelini's avatar

As a Floridian I was reading about the lawsuit and hope it succeeds. It is ridiculous to think a president’s library is really a hotel!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I think the land is closer to $300 million than $3billion.

SethTriggs's avatar

Every bit of tax money squandered is—in the eyes of many MAGA—one fewer dollar sustaining the minorities they hate with government largess.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

True and it's also a way for them to keep the MAGA/Trump party going forever through garish memorials maintained at taxpayers' expense.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Anything with his name or likeness will have to be changed or razed to the ground so the distaste of this orange madman may begin to leave our collective mouths

SethTriggs's avatar

We know he's going to pocket a lot of the cash so it'll be low-bid tofu dreg construction almost assuredly. Even the SuperHitlerBunker.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Or the magats themselves

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

Don't you fucking DARE fuck with the war memorials there, Donald.

My dad enlisted in the Army at age 17, during the Korean "conflict." He was a farm kid with a disabled father whose best shot at a college education was the GI Bill.

He was trained to be a meteorologist for the Army Air Force. Before he was 20, he was responsible for producing weather reports—a much less exact science in the 1950s—that were the basis for life-or-death decisions by Command.

He saw some things.

Sometime in the 1970s my family and I were watching a show called Amazing Stories, and there was an episode in which the landing gear on a military jet jammed, putting the ball turret gunner—a position UNDERNEATH a plane—in imminent danger of becoming a 2-dimensional smear on the runway.

This was a family show, so the ball turret gunner turned out to be a talented animator who magically manifested working gear on the plane and everyone got back to Earth safely. And for the first time in my life, Dad volunteered something from his Korea experience.

"That happened at the base once," he said, and clammed up again. But we understood that no miracle of animation occurred that day.

I didn't even know Dad was a meteorologist until I was full grown and a niece interviewed him for a school project.

So when we went to the Mall on a visit to family in DC, I made a point of seeing the monument to Korea. And what struck me, HARD, was how young the soldier statues looked. These were kids, ffs.

"Suckers and losers," says Cap'n Bone Spurs. No, Donnie: Just young people who weren't born to millionaire tax evaders, and saw the military as their best chance at upward mobility.

Don't even THINK about fucking with the war memorials, you draft-dodging, dementia-addled asshole.

Joyce's avatar

The 250 criminals he intends to pardon on July 4?

Mike Hammer's avatar

Charles Manson but he’s already dead. Jeffrey Dahmer? Dead as well. Trump would pardon Adolf Hitler just for shits and giggles.

Hannibal Lecter, well that’s a given.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Chianti and fava beans, the next MAGA culinary trend

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

So is James Earl Ray. This must be so frustrating for him.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Both statues and pardons can be given to the deceased.

JOE P's avatar

Might be a task since he’s already pardoned every criminal he ever met as well as those he’s never met who can drop a quick mil for the favor. republiCon sweet.

Stephen Brady's avatar

If you check out Christopher Armitage's Substack this AM, he has delineated all the pardons-for-profit he has granted... It is an amazing list and shows exactly why the presidential pardon must be extirpated from the Constitution!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

1. Steal $1 billion from your employees, customers, investors, etc.

2. Pay Trump $250 million for a pardon

3. Profit!!

Cathy Rady's avatar

although I thought Joe Biden was smart to pre-emptively pardon his family members and others who were in Trump's sights for a planned Revenge Tour.

if Joe hadn't done this, the media would've been putting out a constant stream of innuendos about 'pending' indictments of people whose only crime was their association with Obama, Hilary, Joe or their opposition to Trump.

Stephen Brady's avatar

See my second comment above.

Ginny Hall's avatar

One was Jeanine Pirro's ex-husband, who was jailed for tax evasion. Gee, I wonder why he got pardoned?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Not removed, but greatly revised and restricted.

Stephen Brady's avatar

I’m still in favor of removal, but I could tolerate a Federal Pardons Commission staffed with Senior-Status federal judges rotating through cases. But absolutely no presidential input.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I'm open to reform, but not removing the president altogether.

Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

You know how he claims that other countries are sending criminals to the U.S.? I think that’s projection of his intentions to release hundreds of criminals to wreak havoc on America. Everything he’s doing makes perfect sense when you understand that he is serving Putin and Russia.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Where is this fucking fuck getting all the money to pay for this crap that nobody wants? Why aren’t the “deficit hawks” in the GOP calling out this wasteful government spending??

Cathy Rady's avatar

well, SOME of it is being funded by bazillionaires . . . who are then gifted with government contracts, relaxed EPA or other regulations . . .

so it's all on the taxpayer's dime . . . they're just hiding the quid pro quo that we're paying for

Robert Eckert's avatar

Oh no, they've already gone through all of our money: the bill will be sent to everyone's children and grandchildren

Cathy Rady's avatar

you're absolutely correct . . . goddammit!

Xi will own us

Linda Weide's avatar

My friend has been complaining about this sculpture garden for weeks now. She cannot believe it. Someone said that Xi gave Trump rose seeds, as a reference to the Rose Garden he mowed down. Also, a friend of mine who is Chinese and lives in Chicago, said that there is a sea bass that she used to get at the fishmarket in Chinatown that comes from Greenland and her family really likes it. Lo and behold after Trump talked about taking Greenland it disappeared from the stores. Since she missed it she asked the fishmonger about it, and he told her that they cancelled their contracts, so she could see how Trump was personally affecting her life with his careless actions towards other countries.

We were also discussing the very obvious trolling of Trump that Xi did by having him greeting by a lot of little girls waving in adoration, a blatant reference to the Epstein files.

Donald Trump was always horrid, but now he is cognitively slipping. He is at a point where he cannot learn new things, a necessary requirement for his job, and therefore he is surrounded by people who repeat the same old tropes that he knows. Do we trust these people? NO! Do we trust who he is using to negotiate? NO! Do we trust him on anything? NO!

If you are a US citizen or have US residency, would you please read my piece explaining the campaign to impeach Trump and his cabinet and help us get 2 million signatures by signing the petition in it? https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn

If you can't find the link to the petition in the above piece, here it is.

https://www.impeachtrumpagain.org/

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Anyone wanna take a guess at the political affiliations (or race) of these roughly 250 Americans?

Joanne Beck's avatar

fuck that fucking fuck

SPW's avatar

I heard this morning too that they’ve literally broken ground already for that fucking, god-awful arch du tramp. My cousin was born in the District and lives in Arlington. She’s just sick over all the destruction that she has to look at every time she leaves her house. It’s disgusting. I’m glad he hadn’t started that shit when I was up there for a visit his first time out.

Jeff, your pictures of Claudia are great. She looks as if she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with. Have a good weekend big guy. Too much crazy will get ya.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

And Natalie Harp sounds mentally ill. Or maybe has trauma from her illness? Seriously, where is her family? Does no one care that she gets the help she needs?

Susie's avatar

This fucking guy. I feel like I say this in my head no less than 7342 times a day. This fucking guy. 🤬😡💔🇺🇸

Lisa's avatar

Xi said we are a nation in decline. Donnie, again, tried to blame Joe for the death spiral we are in. There will be a reckoning.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

250 January 6 insurrectionists including himself and Merrick Garland

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Now cut that out. Merrick Garland is NOT a MAGAT and not a bad man. We can criticize his caution and judgement but he was NOT trying to help Trump.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Read Carol Leonnig and Aaron Davis’ book. Garland is a useless, cowardly piss-pants who was vanquished by MAGAts in the FBI rank and file (foul). He should have remained quarantined in academe for life. A knothead pissant like him handcuffed Jack Smith and rule-of-law Americans working in the FBI. Fuck Merrick Garland. He was a bow of Garland on the gift of impunity and immunity for Trump.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Sounds like the same over the top -- and inappropriate -- criticism here of Jake Tapper.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Have you read Leonnig and Davis’ book? Or do you just suffer from metastatic blurtitis?

Cheri Collins's avatar

Kobe Bryant? Srsly? Ruining that lovely scenic walk? I just can’t.

Ann Anderson's avatar

I gotta lead with the Claudia pictures, which are great. She looks like someone I would have liked a lot.

So that said, the Harp chick... ew! If it weren't her, it would be somebody else. The most depressing thing about the Trump era (Geologic eon?) is how many Trumpian suckups this country contains. A pox on all their houses.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Natalie Harp is Laura Loomer with table manners.

goddammit, why didn't I put that in my post?

I hate it when I think of good stuff *after* I click 'send'

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

You remain human; I find it encouraging.

djw's avatar

What makes you think she has table manners?

Bob's avatar

What is Susie Wiles waiting for? Harpy to boil a pet rabbit in the White House kitchen?

Joyce's avatar

Wiles is just as bugfuck as the rest of them. She just has a somewhat thicker veneer to disguise it (sometimes).

Michelle Kenoyer's avatar

ANYONE who is willing to work for--or even stand next to--DJT is the bug bugfuckiest bugfuck that anyone ever bugfucked.

Suel J's avatar

This right here

Ann Anderson's avatar

Every writer's pet peeve. I give the edit button a workout.

Will's avatar
May 15Edited

As a writer, I give the delete button a workout.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Murder those darlings!

michellefromchicago's avatar

Back when I was writing essays and fiction, I used this tactic to cope with rejection letters. I would start trimming the piece that had been rejected – – and it always made the piece better.

Bob's avatar

Whenever I’ve gone back and read something I wrote years ago, I always see ways to make it better that I did not when I first wrote it.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I reread my comments that people have "liked." 10-20% of the time I then go and edit them for typos.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Let's see if Harp gets the duck lips treatment

Cathy Rady's avatar

IMO, those duck lips are an attempt to plant the appearance of a pre-pubescent girl's genitals on a woman's face.

very inviting for a certain type of fella

tho I don't understand why these women haven't figured that out

Lois Henry's avatar

I can’t unsee that now. Ew

Ole Anderson's avatar

Because you’re the first one to point it out?

I find the premise entirely credible

Robert Eckert's avatar

Like long ties are an attempt to plant the appearance of...

Tess's avatar

Don’t worry-we will all read it! :)

Joe Witkowski's avatar

You mean manners UNDER THE TABLE while she’s blowing Orange Hitler. She uses her napkin when she’s done 🤮

Pam Humphrey's avatar

There’s nothing good about Laura Loomer.

Suel J's avatar

It's all so horrifying. Natalie Harp. I just can't wrap my mind around this gross incontinent ignorant old man pawing at her. And she isn't recoiling.

DebJS's avatar

Serious daddy issues.

Mike Hammer's avatar

I hate when that happens!

Jane's avatar

But you did just send it so that’s good. 👍

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Yeah, she's the new Hope Hicks. And if she moves on he'll find another. I'm only surprised that the New York Times hasn't done a 3,000 word love letter to her yet.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh, they did, back in 2024. the part in my post about the love letters came from the Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/us/politics/trump-natalie-harp.html

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It figures. Any youngish attractive-ish woman is the Trump orbit gets a lengthy adoring hagiography from them, starting with Ivanka who they claimed that as a "senior advisor" she would "soften" his worst policy impulses. I imagined what they would've written about Chelsea Clinton if Hillary had won and made her a "senior advisor" (and she's actually qualified). It would have been days of nonstop agitated front-page coverage until Hillary backed down.

Bob's avatar

Another big swing and a miss from the Gray Lady.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Sulzberger and Khan- 2 Jews aiding and abetting Nazis to sell newspapers 👿

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Functionally, Natalie Harp is Trump's Joseph Goebbels, who was HItler's media man. The hate-saturated memes of the Obamas and all the others betray her eternal "little girl" image, which she maintains (as Karoline Leavitt does) to appeal to the old pedophile.

Anna B's avatar

Well, the meme of him as Jesus/Doctor makes more sense now that we know she is convinced he cured her of cancer ... a self-diagnosis, I presume.

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Anastasia - as a female, I do wonder about just how many desperate women must exist to be with these disgusting men…who would marry Stephen Miller???

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Someone once wrote, defending the supposed sex appeal of Henry Kissinger, that "power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." A big salary helps too.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

From what I've read, apparently someone as horrible as he is.

Jane's avatar

Another psychopath!

Bob's avatar

Another gutter snake.

Ellyn's avatar

Not me- not even if we were the last 2 humans remaining. Nope.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Oh, Hope. We hardly knew ye.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I wonder if Hicks saw the light and got out of MAGA, that dysfunctional land populated by abusive, cheating, wannabe alphas? Her WH boyfriend Rob Porter was one such asshole.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

she's working for a company founded by Megyn Kelly.

HI2thDoc's avatar

So the answer, of course, is no.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

According to Wikipedia, she's said she voted for Trump in 2024 and she's engaged to a finance guy. She comes from a Christianist (not Christian but using Christianity as their weapon) family and went to Liberty University. So don't expect a change of heart from her.

Will's avatar

He might find someone else, but it looks like there's some synergy going on between them. Insanity squared. My first thought was that she might bring him down.

Ann Anderson's avatar

We should be so lucky.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Xi is more likely considering he told Trump he was heading for a Thucydides Trap!

Bob's avatar
May 15Edited

Trump would not know anything from Greek history or mythology.

Will's avatar

He should study the Romans. But I won't elaborate on that one.

Bob's avatar

There’s the part where the German slaves decided to help topple the empire.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

You meant go down on him? ewww the mere mention

Eva's avatar

Why am I thinking of “Fatal Attraction”?

One of the worst aspects of this administration is the number of enabling idiots, including our elected “representatives”.

Robert Eckert's avatar

When Nixon made a dubiously qualified appointment, Senator Hruska of Nebraska (think Tuberville) said "Mediocre people deserve representation too!"

Cat Cafe's avatar

They're deeply mentally ill, and Trump can sense it, just as any violent abuser can sense someone who will allow themselves to be completely victimized.

Kay-El's avatar

1. Natalie Harp spends her toilet time writing “Mrs. Donald Trump the fourth” in her diary.

2. China not only ate our lunch, but our breakfast and dinner too.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And our midnight snack.

Dave Drell's avatar

Mrs. DonnyDachau the 4th-

I could just see her writing

that,too. Good one Kay-El!

HI2thDoc's avatar

From earlier this year, when news of the Human Printer broke:

Ssshitler is trailed by a blonde

Of him she's especially fond

She gets paid taxpayer money

To keep him all sunny

And deepen the trump swamp pond

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The douche bag smells worse than an anus,

And the things that you do are so heinous,

But karma is coming

Comeuppance is stunning

And I can't think of another rhyme with heinous or anus but fuck this guy. I hope the Epstein files eat them alive and the rest of his fucking car crash fucking morons.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Your dimwitted thugs can't contain us?

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

OH! Excellent! Thank you.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, there should be new words invented to rhyme with our pejorative profanities, just for him

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

We will make it happen!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"His exit will just be spontaneous."

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Wow! A good one! Thanks!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

“Penis” is close enough for government no-work

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

We could try that. A good suggestion!

Barbara Ferrara's avatar

What about something that ends in “contain us” or “restrain us” “entertain us”

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

THOSE WORK! For next time... thank you!

Susie's avatar

Nice ending. So appropriate in this age. We’re all just so…………..

Megan Ross's avatar

It's just fKiNg exhausting to read, watch or hear anything about TRump these days. I'm so tired of this shit. Jeff's posts keep me sane, though. Thank you Jeff.👍

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Sanity is a bit of a handicap in a world gone mad Megan!

Janet's avatar

Sure feels that way!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Began with Reagan, where and when will it end Janet?

Janet's avatar

Good question

HI2thDoc's avatar

To dictators he's reliably meek

He groveled with an obsequious squeak

For their help with Iran

He'll give China Taiwan

Shallow, pathetic, and weak

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant … and true.

Karen Barrett's avatar

Meanwhile he has conflated the Chinese with the Japanese, whose love of baseball is legendary.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and wasn't it the Soviets who were mad for American 'blue jeans'? (who calls them 'blue jeans' any more?)

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I wonder how many cans of gold paint the Chinese bribed Trump with to just leave the country early?

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

It only took a tiny sample with a promise to send as much as he wants! How do say I promise in Chinese? dipshit 😖

Pam Humphrey's avatar

That sounds better than “dungarees,” which is what an old (I do mean old) co-worker of mine called them.

PAUL's avatar

Shoulda' scrolled down.

And get off my lawn.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The dung part sticks in my mind.

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

Neil Diamond. "Forever In Blue Jeans".

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Yes. They sold for large amounts in the black market back then.

PAUL's avatar

Right? They are properly called dungarees.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I'm surprised he didn't say "dungarees."

Pamela Van Sickle's avatar

I doubt he ever wore jeans of any color....

HI2thDoc's avatar

Potato potahto. Us Asians are all alike to him.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I finally figured out that you are a "Hawai'i tooth doc": all this time I was reading it as "H twelfth doc" uncertain what the H was for but thinking that 12thDoc was some kind of Dr. Who reference.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, that’s a capital I, not a 1

Ole Anderson's avatar

Right! China prefers basketball where a few of their countrymen have excelled

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

It is downright scary how much this freak resembles Ivanka…another major eeeewwww! Also, how do they keep finding each other? Scary.

Again, I love Claudia pictures. She seems like such a hoot and I would definitely hang with her…plus I love her socks. 🩷

If you didn’t catch Colbert and Letterman throwing CBS furniture off the roof of the Ed Sullivan theatre last night, it is a must watch. Neither of them give two fucks anymore and it was delightful to witness.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I'll enjoy this show! Feeling very sad that next week is the last for Colbert's late night comedy. Weiss is replacing him with an unfunny schmuck comedian from the midnight circuit. Loved that CBS' key reporter was left behind as the Trump plane headed to China.

David Skoglund's avatar

Colbert will land on his feet Sharon and be more of a pain in the ass to Trump than he is now.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I understand Kimmel (no relation) has seriously mentioned him as a substitute host.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

Only Kimmel after next Thursday. Colbert will be missed and I hope CBS ratings tank.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And Seth Myers. And John Oliver. And "The Daily Show." And -- if you can deal with him -- Bill Maher.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

Yes to all with exception to Maher. Thank you, no thank you.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Which is why I noted that not everyone likes him.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

I wanted my dislike noted.

FilmArtPhoto's avatar

Bill Maher …UGHHH too smug

DebJS's avatar

Whenever I'm channel-surfing I always skip over CBS (Ch 6 in Portland OR).

Sue Fishkin's avatar

Natalie Harp sounds like a “Russian handler” to trump. Does that mean that Malaria has given up that job?

David M Marko's avatar

She's probably on board with this. The more time he spends with printer girl is less time he spends with her.

HI2thDoc's avatar

More time for Melania to salivate over her pre-nup

Dave Drell's avatar

Or salivate over some delivery guy or maintenance guy, if ya know what I mean, wink wink

Ole Anderson's avatar

Security detail. Those guys are always around.

George in Atlanta's avatar

God yes. Everybody wins.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Natalie Harp = a “Russian Handler”. Has a certain ring to it…that rings true (Like Tulsi Gabbert). Was she vetted by the way?… of course not—no need, she’s from Fox News aka “friends of Putin”.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trump has had multiple handlers from different countries, Russia has Tulsi, Manafort, Witkof via Blavatnik, Medavev, Lavrov, of course Putin to name a few Sue…

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

We now know that Natalie keeps him up at night....Gag. This shit gets sicker by the day. He can eat Beef Chow Mein all he wants, but he got nothing from China. They laugh at him and his clown car of billionaires he brought along for the ride. WTF???? China will continue to supply Iran with whatever they need and Shit for Brains is running out of Ideas to make us think he is the good guy.

Too late you bag of shit........VOTE BLUE!!

Dave Drell's avatar

A total waste of taxpayer money, going over there.

But, that’s what Republitards do… waste money over and over again

Robert Eckert's avatar

He was looking for a place called What The Fuck

For to get a good dish of beef chow mein...

Kim Bart's avatar

Aaah oooo, werewolves of London...

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

"Donny’s handlers are royally pissed off at Harp right now, because she’s fucking up their shit."

Don't you listen to those party poopers, Natalie! You're doing a GREAT job!

You've done more than all the mainstream media put together to show the world how fucked up the POTUS really is!

You do you, girl!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

“You've done more than all the mainstream media put together *AND THE FUCKING CONGRESS* to show the world how fucked up the POTUS really is!

Robin Barfoot's avatar

My head almost exploded last night when, in an interview, Rubio said that it was "...illegal for Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz.". Can he even hear himself!!?? I'd argue EVERYTHING trump has done has been illegal.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

So President Xi said America is declining and of course trump said it was because Biden blah blah blah. So at what point does the trump administration kick in? After 3 years and 11 months?

George in Atlanta's avatar

Empires are always either rising or declining. This may or may not be China's time, but it's looking increasingly likely. I don't think Russia's got the staying power.

Xi's personal humiliation of Trump was extensive. Just a few choice bits he orchestrated, just for this trip:

- Letting him stew on the tarmac.

- Having him serenaded by a chorus of little girls.

- Gifting him a collection of rose seeds.

- Meeting and doing a deal with Iran before meeting him.

- Quoting Thucydides to him.

And that's just a sample, I'm sure. In the world of diplomacy, where messaging is subtle and quiet, this was a nuclear fireball. And Donny is too stupid and too unlettered to get any of it.

Maria Devereux's avatar

The red carpet not ascending up the the plane door as it was for PM Mark Carney. Being met by the Vice- President, a merely ceremonial role. Xi Jinping sitting ramrod straight while Trump slumped like the wet sack of mud, lecturing him on Taiwan- the list goes on and on. Talk about getting your face ripped off!

George in Atlanta's avatar

And the people most glued to all this and cheering it on? Americans.

Rod Stewart congratulated King Charles for his "handling of the Americans" by "putting that little rat-bag in his place".

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If you can stand going through the looking glass, check out the open sewer of X for praise of Trump's tremendous success in China.

Dave Drell's avatar

I avoid open sewers as much as possible.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Like tRump knew what Thucydides was

Ole Anderson's avatar

Right you are, George

DebJS's avatar

After Obama, it was pretty much instantaneous. Go Figure!

SethTriggs's avatar

Frau Natalie aka Printer Girl is quite a piece of work!

How else could Maladministration 2.0 work so well without all these cultists and toadies?

HI2thDoc's avatar

For any normal person, her obsessive stalker mentality would be off-putting, but for him, it's just another ego boost for that insecure egomaniac

SethTriggs's avatar

She is definitely fighting Frau Karoline for a seat in the bunker when this all runs its course.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The bunker only has room for blonde women who worship him, so there's lotsa space. Apparently Perjury Pam got booted

Joyce's avatar

Pamnesia Blondi is too old. Donnie Demento has always liked them young..............very.........young.

Ole Anderson's avatar

That’s why Xi had a gaggle of young girls ( with a few boys ) to greet him upon arrival. That’s some right high level Epstein shade he was throwing at the deranged pervert. And Donnie Dumbass played right into it, complimenting Xi specifically about the children. The old lech! He can’t quit, even at his advanced age and dementia rattled brain.

SethTriggs's avatar

Oh good god oh that's horrific.

DebJS's avatar

Probably thinking... (He gets me...he's one of us...). Brilliant!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Natalie is like a hairless lap cat on speed with a printer. Thanks for solving the mystery Jeff. She'll always have a POSITION on HIS STAFF.

Nightmaher's avatar

You mean the little mushroom he thinks of as his staff Chris?

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'm trying to be a gentleman!