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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

in case you're wondering why I didn't include Bee Face's asinine question to the Irish PM, it's because I'm saving it for 'this week in stupid'

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

spoiler alert!

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Giving away spoilers Jeff, THATs not fair. (I did it last night for the Trump killing a 10yo cancer patient in our chat...so Im as guilty. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-is-killing-citizens-of-this ). But still. you gotta save that stuff up. :)

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Linda Weide's avatar

Absolutely horrid Wendy. I feel that we need to be finding a site to gather these stories. A collaborative shared history of the destruction of the United States. At this point I call it the Un-United States, and I am for a Blue State Secession. I am thinking that might be the only way to save any shred of Democracy is for Blue States to officially secede, or to unofficially secede, and start pooling monies to start that own health agency with shared information that contradicts what Kennedy is saying when he is wrong, and ignores him and releases their own information. They should also have their own media, and perhaps join with the other countries of NATO that are thinking of eschewing collaborating with the US for defense and intelligence. Also, that funds health care research. Then, to fund primary and secondary educational research.

Where will the money come from? There might be a tax escrow account that holds federal taxes from Blue States in investments, preferably in Blue State economies, and is willing to pay them to the Federal government when we see a return on these taxes in the way of federal services. The largest being Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. In fact, conditionally. Isn't this what we are doing to Putin's assets that we have? Blue States have assets, that could be withheld until things are fixed. A new Project 2025 called 2025 Blue State Solution.

With DOGE and Musk,

NO tax money from us.

I like the Blue State secession ideas of Gary Whittenberger, although I would prefer to call a secession The Democratic States of America. There would be a 1 year period to decide which side you are on, with money to move in either case. I say the target year should be 2026.

https://secularhumanism.org/exclusive/secession/

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean, I try to keep all this stuff on a days notice posted , summarized and opinioned upon for all the readers of our pub, just as Jeff does here. i think it helps.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

"money to move" to another state if the country would split in two? And how much would that be?

I read such pie-in-the-sky ideas here and there, and I wonder if the people promoting them are serious. If so, do they have any practical knowledge? In my family's case, it would cost significantly more to buy a similar (smallish) house in most other states than our current home is worth. Plus the cost of the sale, moving costs, money spent traveling to locate a new home, and so on. Then there would be the issue of my husband's finding a new job (I'm retired), and funds to live on until there was a paycheck coming in. Would we just be handed a blank check to cover all that? It sounds great to just say, "Hey, let’s divide the country!" The logistics are another thing altogether.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yeah, it's fun to speculate, but reality is a whole different story.

Every blue state has republikkkans and every red state has Democrats.

The logistics are more costly and complicated than the effort implies.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Linda, this article and your thinking is remarkable! Secession has been brought up many times in CA. We have the fifth largest economy in the world. The oligarchs here are mostly all in the tech world in Silicon Valley. Their contributions to residents could absolutely fuel our new government. Would they do it though? Who knows but I am for this and have been for a while. Plus, tired of folks saying that we can’t!

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David A Pitock's avatar

And where is aldous j pennyfarthing these days with his dear assho*e books 📚

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exceptional piece Wendy, I knew nothing of this tragic incident!!

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Thank you patrick. Its a day by day thing for me. And honestly its my profession to do this (and probably should have been my actual profession all along).

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Any story featuring the puffy countenance of Bee Man is, to quote Kenny Bania, “Gold, Jerry, gold!”

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Bee Face struck again? Shit. Looking forward to Saturday's post

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Burke's avatar

Dumb Donnie claims that changing his mind about tariffs is his "right". He turns the tariffs on and off and on and off, whipsawing millions of business managers and consumers with every change. And he's surprised the stock market craters? Daily proof that "he's a fucking moron" (per Rex Tillerson).

Walmart (90% Chinese made products) went to China and begged them to reduce prices on their purchase orders to match Donnie's tariffs. Their response? Oh no, you don't. We ain't paying for Donnie's stupid tariffs.

Walmart already begged The Don and he told them they were not sufficiently grateful (or paid their $5 million meeting fee). Walmart's business model of "low prices everyday" is fucked. So is every other US retailer who sources their goods from China. Americans are addicted to cheap Chinese made products. But Dumb Donnie doesn't understand his tariffs are a tax on the US consumers.

Dow Jones Index. S&P 500 Index. Look out below!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

While it's quite possible that that the tariff insanity is the robo-monkeys glitching in his brain, it's also possible that this is a concerted manipulation arranged with the guys that pay $5 million to have dinner with him to drop various stock prices (or indexes), so they can make a killing when the tariffs go away a few days later.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That’s what Brian Tyler Cohen thinks

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Me too

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Charles Austin's avatar

You can count on that.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I guess we'll just have to settle for "Today In Stupid."

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ldr322's avatar

Great post today. I always read your weekly review first thing Saturday.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Who is Bee Face?

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Marjorie Sporktoes Green's boyfriend.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Both who are piss poor excuses for human beings…

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Ahh!! Of course!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Wanna really blow what's left of President Tubgirl's mind? Ask him if Schumer is a Muslim Palestinian or a Christian Palestinian.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He doesn't know the difference. Ask him to define the difference between Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Crickets. Or a completely batshit dissemblance

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Stephen Brady's avatar

The only religion tRump cares about is MAGA because it is the only one which worships him.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

"I do very well with Christians"

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Ain't that the truth. 😖

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John Sherwood's avatar

Well… there ac isn’t a difference

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John Sherwood's avatar

All three monotheistic, authoritarian, paternalistic religions.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

No way that goes over well. :) (laughs)

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Linda Weide's avatar

According to Spy Talk, the pick to to be the person who gives Trump his daily intel briefing is concerned about the Gazans, because their might be some Christian Gazans that got killed. Clear Christian Nationalist thinking in my accord, although the straight up anti-Semitism is more Catholic Christian Nationalism than Protestant Christian Nationalism as I am learning.

https://www.spytalk.co/p/conspiracy-theorist-in-line-to-be?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

These are two different factions of CNs, as well as the protestant break off group of Charismatic Christians known as the New Apostolic Reformation. It is said, by a former member of Opus Dei that the Catholic Christian Nationalists expect to be the last Christian Nationalists standing, which gets us back to the world before the Reformation. That is why I call the government under Trump and Musk, the New Feudalism.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

To repeat: NCAA president Charlie Baker said he believed there are fewer than 10 transgender athletes among the 510,000 competing at member schools.

The hysteria in MAGAT Land over trans people has been cooked up by the Republicons to create hatred against one more minority group. The pain is the thing.

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Zito, Anthony's avatar

Yes - almost all noise about transgender issues originates in wingnutland. And yet even Democrats will grouse about how Dems are always talking about transgender. Dems don't say much about trans unless it's to stop wingnuts from abusing them. The liberal concept is to *leave these people alone to go about their business.*

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Charles Austin's avatar

Two wise statements:

"You are what you is."

Frank Zappa

"Mind your own Damn business."

Tim Walz

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes, you are correct.The cruelty is the point.

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Wendymae's avatar

I had a very androgynous look well into my thirties, with people often calling me "young man" or such just because I had very short hair and apparently didn't dress like a girl. I can only imagine the abuse I'd be getting from magats if they were around then.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I'm still called "sir..." I have short hair, dress exceptionally casually - jeans and t-shirts. I don't care anymore 🤷. It's mostly when I have my ever present hat and shades on.

Kinda keeps me invisible...

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Pretty obvious at this point that these people are bathroom-obsessed. But, unlike the Dems, they know how to capitalize on silly hot button issues. I have no proof of this but I would wager that the godawful anti-trans ad may very well have cost them several swing states.

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Anna B's avatar

Hope springs eternal!

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ldr322's avatar

Cruelty is the entire point of MAGAts with trans people. It is like the second Holocaust.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

It’s a nonexistent “crisis.”

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Absofuckinglutely Walt!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"how does transgender come up in conversation with the leader of Ireland?" 😂😂

DUMP. IS. INSANE. It's painfully obvious.

The poor Prime Minister. I'm surprised the subject of leprechauns didnt come up.

How in the hell did we end up HERE????

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SeekingReason's avatar

Right wing media and a polite Dem party

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Fox has killed America… no doubt.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Rupert's children owe the U.S. major reparations once the old fuck has kicked the bucket.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

TRUTH!

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Claudia Kinsey's avatar

Exactly the problem. I'm still waiting for someone other than Chuck Shumer, Bernie Sanders, AOC, or Elizabeth Warren to stand up to The Cult. It's like they insist on bringing a knife to a gun fight.

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Flo Plazo's avatar

Jasmine Crockett and Jamie Raskin come to mind

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D Kitterman's avatar

Al Green. And what an astonishingly great follow up interview speech he gave.

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Jill Palethorpe's avatar

Rep John Larson kicks it off. Call this wonderful human and thank him! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INvMI6H58Aw

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Marla's avatar

I saw the clip of him yesterday, yelling in committee. It was on Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. Masterful.

He ended his rant with a very subdued, 'I yield my time.'

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KL Pierce's avatar

All of the people you named, with the exception of Schumer, ARE doing something.

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Carol JLH's avatar

Zohran Mamdani! NY State Assembly District 36.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And a corrupt Extreme Court.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Transgender comes up whenever and whereever it can with Donny Convict McShitsHisPants.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

As soon as he hears trans- anything. Remember his conflating transgenic with transgender? Wait til his toadies tell him, sir, the transmission on your limo needs. . .

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Hope his dreams are plagued with unrelenting surprise visits from Dr. Frankenfurter, the Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Madness…takes its’ toll.

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arne link's avatar

That would be way too much fun for old Donnie boy.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Who the fuck could forget it

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MargaretT's avatar

Donny should share more about his fixations...

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You mean like his oral fixations? Or the Urine fixation?

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Abbi's avatar

All of them! Why discriminate against any of them?

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I agree with you. Im tired of being accused of my "attractions" and my "kinks" just because im a fucking trans woman. Its time to shine that light on the idiots who do that bullshit.

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Morgan's avatar

Right on Wendy 🙌🏽

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Dotty's avatar

Because he himself likes little boys ....his as usual deterrent and ohoblias are his own insecurity for what he is ...and likes ...not about anyone else . Look up how many young boys families he's paid off .

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arne link's avatar

Wow. Is that what Putin has on him? I always thought that maybe he had beaten a woman to death. He loves to inflict pain.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Because there are way too many Americans who like tRump, are dumb as a box of rocks.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

And those stupid sacks of shit will be fucking with our pursuit of happiness until we draw our last breath. That's what has been most disturbing for me. I'm surrounded by stupid and that is never going to change. So fucking stupid it definitely now hurts.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Dump is too stupid to come up with anything normal to converse about. Whether it's sharks, batteries, windmills and now the poor trans folks, Donnie has nothing to bring to the table but the usual bullshit from the biggest imbecile on the world stage. Probably safe to say that Prime Minister Martin couldn't get the hell out of there fast enough and won't be doing this again anytime soon.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

He’s absolutely nuts. I feel sorry for ANY foreign leader who has to be in the same room with him.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when the PM returns to Ireland and gets on the phone with other European leaders to compare notes. "And then he said WHAT???" I'm hoping at this point it's still hilarity rather than panic.

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shee-rah's avatar

When he describes his meeting with Dumbass, Martin is probably making circles with his index finger by the side of his head.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Bet ya’ Drumpf believes in leprechauns.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Why not? He's the ugly fat troll who squats under the Bridge of Sanity, waiting to look up women's skirts and rob travelers of their precious, beautiful gold.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He believes in them because they will give him a Pot ‘o Gold!

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

They've already spun that bald head into the world's worst combover.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

☘️ no doubt he does! 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He thinks the House speaker is one Walt!!

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Abbi's avatar

He’s always been insane. Now he’s also deteriorating into 24/7 dementia and what little control he had over the crazy is completely gone.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

I’m just as surprised as you @Susan Niemann!! After all of the shenanigans that has been going on in CF47 head I can’t believe leprechauns didn’t pop out!!🙄🙄🤬🤬💙💙💙

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Charles Austin's avatar

No self respecting leprechaun would be caught dead in there.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

😂😂😂☘️☘️

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David Skoglund's avatar

Transgender leprechauns!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

David! Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

I wonder if the old fucker knows where he is most of the time.

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David Skoglund's avatar

Doubtful Charles. His handlers have to be freaking out. Every time he speaks, he shits the bed.

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counterlife's avatar

By not paying attention and ignoring warnings?

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arne link's avatar

He is. The man is fading fast from dementia. He is batshit crazy.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Putin recruited a couple of Nazi sympathizers to do his mentor Alexsandr Dugin’s bidding Susan!!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’m ashamed to say, I’m actually at the point where I hear that a country is burning or boycotting American products and I say, “Good for you!” How did we get here?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

25th ammendment NOW. Please, for the love of Loki, put us out of this misery!

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Carl Babcock's avatar

While I agree with you on principle, I don't think the line of succession gets any better when you look at it

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Nope. It's 18 people/positions long, ending with Kristy Noem. Not one of them are worth the oxygen they breathe.

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Claudia Kinsey's avatar

I've thought of that, too. But maybe J.D. Vance or Ron Johnson wouldn't spark the same loyalty as The Cheeto. His ability to outright lie, spin the truth, and befuddle the masses is unparalleled. Ordinary right-wing, Christofascists would seem almost liberal by comparison.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Vance will never get a cult following. Neither will any other GOP that's around now. There's a pretty much a once in a century/generational thing. But Vance is smart and he's a total a-hole. MAGAs are not going to vote for Dem candidates, period. They may not worship Vance, but they would still vote for him. The only hope is that turn out and independents will be enough to give Dems the majority. But will we ever be able to vote again? I think it's premature to think that the 2026 election will just be like every other one. Trump, being gone someday, will not turn a racist into a nice person nor will it turn a misogynist into a person that wants women to have an equal playing field. Those are ingrained values for some people. Racism and misogyny have been around since the beginning of time. Trump is a sign of the rot in this country, he didn't cause it. Very disheartening to see pretty much the rest of the world, standing up for values that our government has abandoned.

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MARY's avatar

The fact that jd will never get a cult following is why they will never invoke the 25th

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Well said. 👏👏👏

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Vance isn't smart. He just repeats what he is told.

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Carl Babcock's avatar

If they say the same things, appeal to the same angers, then almost anyone will get their loyalty. They are pot-commited at this point, to go against anything Dear Leader has said, or they can convinced he said or would have said, would be admitting they were wrong. Of course, Dear Leader can change his mind all he wants. He's the smartest and best man ever./s

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Loyalty is different than being brain washed in a cult. I'm a Boomer and I never remember since the 50's, any politician having a cult following. I remember Charles Manson, the Moonies, the antigovernment bunch, Jim Jones - but never that kind of "I'd die for someone" kind of mentality beyond all reasoning. Vance is not a sure deal. He's the kind you just want to slap into the next century. And you can't trust him at all - look at his remarks from 2016 about Trump and now. I wouldn't call it charisma (the appeal that Trump has), but Vance doesn't have it. Maybe it's his manipulative skills to a certain group that Trump has that Vance doesn't. They'll still vote for Vance against a Dem. How many times have we held our nose and voted for a candidate we didn't particularly like, because we felt the other one was worse. Our hope is a better turn out, the young vote and the independents. Forget the ones that wear Trump diapers and maxi pads on their ears.

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's a shape shifter. He's whatever he thinks he needs to be.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ever so much this, ever since Peter Thiel pulled him out of obscurity in the university Libertarian group he was in. He tried the same trick with Blake Masters, but he looks like a young "Mr. Burns" the evil billionaire from the Simpsons.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Again, I think we're related.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

As a good druid woman, Ive been chanting every morning for it. The mother has yet to bless us with that. so maybe its still coming.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Chant on, Wendy!

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Thats what we druids do. Honestly, you want some real relaxation? Get the Substack App to read my daily meditations to you. The only thing better woudl be listening to Enya at the same time. Plus no one has called out my use of OC with all my years and years of pictures on them. And I have some really good ones at that.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/meditation-march-13th-2025

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I’m on it!

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Wendy’s daily meditations are great!!!

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You are far too kind to me Jodi.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

The cabinet was chosen because they placed fealty to Trump over any concern for the country. After all, not a single one of them could have hoped to be named a cabinet officer (or even a deputy assistant to the assistant deputy to a cabinet officer) in any normal administration.

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Marla's avatar

In normal times, the whole lot of them wouldn't be allowed within 100' of an elementary school.

But these aren't normal times.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂 But true.🙄

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Claudia Kinsey's avatar

That's the stuff my dreams are made of.

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Suzeebee's avatar

As a Jew, I found Trump’s rant about Schumer chilling. He is trying to control and shame American Jews and create more division between Jews and Palestinians (American and otherwise). By pretending to be a “protector” of Jews and maligning Palestinians in the same breath he foments resentment and anger. Of course he is a raging anti Semite surrounded by anti Semites and has no love for any Jews except maybe his fellow tyrant and criminal Netanyahu.

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Gina's avatar

MILLER MILLER don't forget MILLER

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Suzeebee's avatar

Miller is a kapo and is despicable.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

THIS! 👆 He's the stuff of Jewish nightmares. The man's eyes are dead.

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Suzeebee's avatar

He embarrasses me and I don’t want to claim him. He must really hate himself and is so foolish to think the bigots he panders to have any respect for him. Yuck.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Stephen Miller is a grotesque sociopath.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And a secret serial killer, I bet many homeless have disappeared near his lair.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Miller is a Heinrich Himmler wanna be. He’s a Nazi POS.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Heidrich 2.0.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Agreed. On the technical side, I don't think President Tubgirl understands that once a Jew, ALWAYS a Jew. Tell him Jews who tried to avoid the Holocaust by converting to Catholicism/Christianity were still rounded up and deported and murdered and he'd call you a "lying, low IQ person". 🙄

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Schumer can decide to be Palestinian and not Jewish like I, an 80 year old Irish female, can decide to become a 20 year old Nigerian Olympic runner.

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Suzeebee's avatar

Agree but also his bullying statements are consistent with Nazi history that those in power (usually non Jews) get to decide who is a Jew (usually for nefarious purposes).

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Jan Moon's avatar

He probably feels completely justified in declaring Chuck Schumer a Jew. He declared Kamala Harris Black and that went over supremely well.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Fortunately, his behavior leaves no abiguity regarding exactly who, or what, he is.

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Marla's avatar

He's claiming that Schumer is no longer a Jew because he doesn't support Netanyahu. I got news for him. Lots of American Jews (me among them) support Israel and despise Netanyahu. Israeli Jews despise Netanyahu. They turn out in the streets by the tens of thousands to demonstrate and protest against him.

No wonder, really, the Orange Shitstain and Bibi are cut from the same piece of cloth.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

As was said by a senior economist yesterday.. “Insanity is not a strategy”… I will second that statement. Best to all.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Neither is the "Rapture" which is why so many Xitians DGAF about the planet since Jeebuz is coming back any minute now to kick everyone's ass.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I heard he's only gonna kick heathens like us

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

I think She's already been here and raptured the good ones. What's left just can't admit that they suck as human beings and didn't make the cut.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

It depends on "good" by whose definition. I think many of us here are good.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I am proud not to be in heaven since it's a fictional place.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

"Now the flowers in your garden,

They don't smell so sweet, so sweet,

Maybe you've forgotten,

The heaven lying at your feet"

Learn to Be Still--The Eagles/

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Wow, thanks for the moment of sanity.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

A friend of mine has said, if you can’t see your heaven here and now, what makes you think you’ll see it later?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

More great lyrics, these from Billy Joel:

“They say there’s a heaven for those who wait

They say it’s better but I say it ain’t

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

The sinners are much more fun

Only the good die young”

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

As do I! But those whom I'm talking about believe THEY are the only "good" (chosen) ones, for various reasons.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Well then I hope they get "raptured" out of here now and enjoy their fantasy.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

You and me, both!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

And leave us alone

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Love it when the Bloated Yam of Scam says, “Everybody knows it.” That’s his fave tag line for his biggest prevarications. Red flag. 🚩

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Right up there with, "People are saying." NO ONE is saying. But the cretins will continue to take it at face-value.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Don't forget "like nobody's ever seen"! It gags me that I've listened to his rantings enough to see the patterns....

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That's a Fux News device. Saw a montage, I think it was in the documentary Outfoxxed, about host after host saying that. Rubes don't care about veracity or sources.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

A cousin argued with me on Farcebook that he was tired of 4 years of Biden bullshit. I asked for details. He said "You sound like a Demorat. Go watch Fox News, they can explain it better." He then unfriended and blocked me. THIS is what 30 yrs of Fox propaganda has done to us. It's utter lunacy.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I hope you don’t mind my saying that him peacing out on you is no loss

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Damn, out of all the Teslas that have spontaneously exploded, why couldn't it have been that red one at the WH the other day?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

That would've been glorious.

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shee-rah's avatar

Then the world would be rid of two assholes with one explosion.

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CJLB's avatar

I on purpose never watch trump speak, but I watched all the clips in this article. All I can say is I'm so ashamed of him and the americans that voted for him. He is a complete and total ass, with no sense at all, and should never be anyplace near where he is. He does not care at all about our Country. Not in the least.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Kamala was robbed. Shitler and Eloon were bragging about stealing the election.

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247kath's avatar

I really hope it’s being investigated though not sure by who with the decimation of pretty much everything…

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shee-rah's avatar

He only cares about power, money and fame.

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Mark Mardell's avatar

Trump is a disaster for the world at large, but he's a gold mine for you.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I regret that this is true

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean thats comedians credo though right? Comedians would MUCH rather NOT have comedy material based on political figures and living in america (opting instead for living in a peaceful america). I know patton oswalt has said this, and so have others.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

We all do

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Is there some unwritten law that we have to wake-up to (or experience) something beyond insipid every godforsaken day? It's like a horror reboot of Groundhog Day. How did the Irish PM keep from saying, "B'jeez, what a moron!" I mean, I know these guys are paid fairly well to take his nonsense seriously but there comes a time when you have to channel Owl Jolson's father (from the 'I Love to Singa' cartoon) and just throw-up your hands and cry, "Enough is too much!" I'd hate to provoke an international incident but I'd pawn my collection of vintage collection of Kay Keyser lps to hear the Canadian PM-elect declare, "Get bent, Fatso, no one wants to be part of your fookin' country." It's aboot time someone from the Great White North put him in his place.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I volunteer!!🤚

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

“Swastikcars” 😂😂😂

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I can't claim credit — I saw that on social media

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

You mentioned this week that your subscriptions were down. Don't understand why. You're the only bright spot out there. Yours is the number 1 email I look forward to. You even beat out The Athletic email that I get everyday. Wonder if people are just getting burned out? I stopped watching MSNBC the day after the election, but now my email box is flooded with Substack offerings and podcasts. Not saying I don't agree with the material, but what is the difference between listening to podcasts and watching cable news? Nothing as far as I'm concerned. It's always someone's opinion. Because I believed opinions in the past, I was pretty sure Hillary and Kamala would win. How'd that work out? I've just listened to enough. Unless someone has a set plan of getting rid of Trump/Musk or there are some positive signs that somehow/someday things will get better, I'm not listening to any more opinions. I don't feel it helps our mental health to constantly be thinking/talking about this without action. Not giving a dime anymore to the Dems unless they start standing up to Trump. Don't forget this shitshow is a money maker for Dems also. Podcasts, articles and fund raising. Call me burned out.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

This is literally the ONLY email I look forward to.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Pump the snark and derision into my veins.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

From 0 to 1939 in less that 3 seconds. The Swastikcar.

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drosophilist's avatar

I’m partial to “the Deplorean” myself

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Hit 88 mph and 💥BOOM💥

🔥🔥Nuremberg Rally!!🔥🔥

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Deb's avatar

88, yes.

I just changed my plates on my car since the 88 (# of my favorite NHLer) that was on there can be interpreted as heil hitler. Nope.

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Zito, Anthony's avatar

I like Carsophagus, because of their resemblance to above-ground coffins.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂👍

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Carl Selfe's avatar

We must stop the CR as it gives the President new powers to steal legally and to tax citizens in a way that puts the funds under Executive branch unilateral control. Give the purse to a felon? We must stop the CR. It gives the President new powers. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/fraud?r=3m1bs

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Jeff, I don’t know how you manage to get up every day and write up these true stories with a twist of humor and irony without going bonkers. I really think that trumpet the clown is seriously demented, lives in the past and doesn’t understand how people who aren’t sucking his toes just keep shaking their head and wondering when the men in white clothes will whisk him away to a psychiatric hospital. His mental state has certainly declined since his first term, and I can only hope that he won’t fidget around with the nuclear codes.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

If the GOP had any cojones, we wouldn't be having this discussion. Get rid of Trump, you still have a huge problem in this country with the GOP and Vance. Trump is just the tip of the iceberg. This bs has been brewing since the 70's. Dems fiddle, while DC burns. There has been decades for the Dems to put laws in place that would have stopped this way before now. On several occasions, we have had total control of government. Why are we so reactive rather than proactive? Dems just don't seem to have that killer gene that the GOP does. We're too busy trying to be inclusive to everyone and everything. How's that working out?

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Yes, I agree, but right now trump is making those decisions and the Dems are leaderless. I hope Mayor Pete decides to run in 2028 and in the meantime starts making noise about the state of US affairs and its place in world affairs.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I LOVE Mayor Pete... he did just say he will not be running in 2026. I wonder if by 2028 America will have come to her senses to elect a brilliant man who is also gay. We are such a sad country. :(

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Maybe vote for a gay VP? I doubt they will be grown up enough for a gay president. Yes, we are sad.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I love Mayor Pete. I soooo wanted a Liz/Pete dream team in 2020.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

No excuse for Dems being leaderless. There's a lot of talent in that party. The ones my age need to go (Boomers born in the 40's). AOC, Crockett, Pete, and several others need to lead the charge. Put Pete on a news show every week telling about the week's events. Some people may not like the fact he's gay, but I don't think anyone hates him because he is just not obnoxious. And he's uber smart. And don't waste Pete on MSNBC. Put him on Fox, podcasts that GOP and young people listen to. And don't run a female for president in 2028. Until we get our government back, we don't need to worry about are we being inclusive blah blah blah. Do you want to win or not? Not knocking our female candidates, because both would have made excellent leaders. It's like the Dems never learn. Put your ear to the ground and listen to what mainstream America wants and the problems they have. The swing states are all pretty much middle class voters. And quit tagging everyone that doesn't like something or criticizes it on the left as haters. No one likes to be called names, even if the shoe fits. I think I'm pretty liberal, but some of this political correctness (or call it woke) in the last campaign was getting on my last nerve.

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Jill Palethorpe's avatar

And watch like a hawk for voter roll purging (especially in swing states)

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

That maiden name birth certificate thing is utter bs.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Deborah, they just want to keep women from voting. Why are we not out in the streets?!!!!

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arne link's avatar

OMG, NO! Mayor Pete is a serious and intelligent man but America will never, never vote for a gay couple. You thought Kamala got the shaft? Just wait if Pete runs. You ain't seen nuttin yet.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I’m hoping that by 2028, some of your compatriots will have matured and fed up with ignorami running your country and that they may be tired enough of the clown show to vote for someone with a full functioning brain.

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Gina's avatar

shhhh - don't even *think* about the nuke codes...

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

That fear should not be minimized as the world is dealing with the most demented and irresponsible US President to ever sit behind the Resolute Desk.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

At the moment, he's not. It's off having the boogers scraped off that his boss' kid wiped all over it. 🤨

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂🤢

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arne link's avatar

I wish that kid had just wiped his nose or hand on Drumpf's sleeve.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL

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