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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit:

Donny posts racist video of the Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys, and even Republicans are freaking the fuck out

https://www.threads.com/@amandasmildtakes/post/DUa_XHFjvaI

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I woke up, looked at my phone, saw a screenshot of it and went looking for it on Donny's truth social feed — and I couldn't find it, so I assumed the screenshot was fake. so of course, while I was writing THIS post the story blew up and now it's the big deal it should be

Babe Paley's avatar

You big goofball! It's merely a funny little clip of a longer thing that shows Your Favorite President as King of the Jungle, and it just so happens that we have two Black people, a former president and first lady, as the only two monkeys!

These people are so horrid.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

well, now that you (and Karoline) have explained it so rationally ...

Linda Weide's avatar

The words "b-t-h sl-p" come to mind when I listen to Karoline! I think she needs the treatment from "A Clockwork Orange" too, the "Ludovico Technique."

James Starr's avatar

Oh, Karoline - She was obviously born and bred into a racist, sick, family and has never lived in a world where her immediate environment wasn't a room full of neo-megalomaniac racists

verne's avatar

the pride and joy of atkinson, nh. cucking funt

NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

I heard Trump say the equivalent of "She's got a purty mouth." So, by all means, let's trust her words!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Uh, I think Linda means "bitch slap." She keeps us on our toes here at the Shakespeare of Swears' substack.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Even the Republican's token black, "Silent Tim" Scott, spoke up and actually dared to say the strong words - "The president should remove it"! Damn, now I've seen everything.

Jane's avatar

And Tim Scott will probably stand by Shitzenpantz!

Bob's avatar

Well, I have an idea that’s sure to be comic genius. Let’s substitute KKKaroline for Regan in the most gruesome scenes from The Exorcist.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Even Tim Scott said he should take it down, and he did but now the blame game starts. They have already announced that it was a "staffer" that somehow posted it.

We ALL know who posted it but nice try Donnie.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

It was probably the cofevfe boy

nancy's avatar

We could always say that it was interesting that --t-- posted a meme of himself as the "Lyin King."

Alison Parker's avatar

KKKaroline's response to it made me want to gouge her fucking eyes out.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

All of her responses make me feel that way.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Every time she opens her smug, hideous mouth.

Cathy Wray's avatar

She certainly is a BITCH. The only females that trump can tolerate are the BITCHES he hires to lie to the American people.

Bob's avatar

Women on X call her worse than that.

George in Atlanta's avatar

...with those tiny needle marks, which terrorize me in my nightmares.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

She has that little doll mouth I want hit hard.

Dave Drell's avatar

Wow- you ladies are vicious today! Loving it!

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I didn't think anyone could make me long for the days of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Cathy Wray's avatar

oh, yuck!!! Sanders is a liar, too, and just as much a steaming POS. Remember when she used to wear short dresses. I think she forgot to put on half her outfit. And she signed into law a bill that made it legal to hire younger kids without their parents' consent to do dangerous jobs. That was so she could ABUSE little immigrants kids. A very hateful woman.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I don't disagree. Only that Leavitt is even worse. (Comparing them as press secretaries, not Sanders' subsequent role as one of the worst governors in the country.)

Dave Drell's avatar

They are ALL about being assholes & pedophile guardians& morons

Sara Toye's avatar

Dave, that’s how I like it – short to the point. Thanks.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

Yeah, Sucks to be Sanders is bad, but she was easier to deal with than Doll Mouth.

Michael M's avatar

I liked how she looked confused and angry at the same time ALL the time.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

I know! I miss her trowel applied makeup. She was very heavy handed with her make-up.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

“I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye,” [Michelle] Wolf joked about Sanders. “Like maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” --Michelle Wolfe, keynote speaker at the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner, in a riff on the old "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline" advertisements

Mary A. Rose's avatar

I remember that! Sucks to be Sanders had the worst make-up. She and I share a birthday, which scares me.

arne link's avatar

Well, she's governor for life now so it all worked out for her.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

She is a piece of work.All that fake piety and cross wearing hypocrisy.Such bullsh*t! Someone needs to bitchslap her.Ugh

CL Tee's avatar

I'd be first in line to adminster that punch.

Marguerite Foster's avatar

and I'll be right behind you.

Bonnie Council's avatar

I’m waiting for that cross to burst into flame & burn her hair & half her face off.

SPW's avatar

You should enjoy this You Tube creator then. She rides KKKaroline hard.

https://youtube.com/shorts/NEWJEiI1TVI?si=ohiDfRjNab6X09AK

barb's avatar

I hate to use the word c**t to describe women but she is a one, along with Susan Collins etc. etc.

Richard's avatar

Yeah I used to avoid that word too but with all of them in the current administration and no more appropriate word (is there?). I use it for men too eg, Mike Johnson is a real cunt.

Keith's avatar

i'll say it for you ... KUNT!

Dave Drell's avatar

Over there, across the big blue ocean, the British Isle populace use cunt to describe lots of things!

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

This might be what I hate most about this administration. Previous Republican administrations have been awful, but this is the first one where I fantasize myself as Mme Defarge knitting at the guillotine.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I did not know I had this well of hatred within me until these fuckers drew it out

Steve Kelly's avatar

I know her as KKKarolying the KKKlueless.

insert_something_creative's avatar

I missed it, what did she say? I can't stand to listen to her smug, condescending bullshit or I'd look up the video.

Alison Parker's avatar

She said the image of the Obamas was taken from a longer video made by some random right wing account that depicted various Democrats as characters from the Lion King. As though that makes it okay to show Black people as monkeys.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-trumprx-dhs-shutdown-texas-teacher-tells-the-state-to-kiss-it-bitches

"If I cannot bend heaven, I will raise hell."

— Virgil

Jeff, fuck it, let’s raise hell

Forward motion means sometimes you dig down instead of climb up. When systems won't budge, we build underneath. This Friday, walk into your day knowing: resistance doesn't always look like marching. Sometimes it's showing up to work after the government tried to erase you. Sometimes it's teaching your kid that all families are real families. Sometimes it's just surviving when they wanted you dead. That's raising hell from below until the rotten structures collapse under their own weight. You're doing it. Keep going.

Susie's avatar

Thank you for this, Wendy. I needed the reminder. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Merrill's avatar

Trump is a disgusting, repulvise pig. Period. Sorry to insult pigs.

Joe Bacon's avatar

But the Republican base loves that Trump encourages them to be as racist as possible.

Martha Howell's avatar

THIS is who they are. It's who they've always been. The only people who are "surprised" and "shocked" are lying or criminally ignorant.

Joyce's avatar

Exactly. Anyone who claims 'this isn't what they voted for' is full of it: maybe that excuse squeaks by in the first term--maybe the Donnie Demento voters were, in fact, so woefully stupid that they didn't know about his shitty history. But when they voted for him for Round 2, they all knew precisely what they were voting for.

Whether they themselves whimper that 'this isn't what they voted for' or the media tries to apologize with that for them--it's fucking bullshit. Every horror that is currently being perpetrated is 100% what they were all hoping for. And they got it.

george  campbell's avatar

If some hypocrite claims they didn't vote for this : did you even see what Mr. Trump has done for the past 50 years ? And yet you voted for him .

rlritt's avatar
5hEdited

Its 12 years as a game show host. TV is powerful and most people watch it.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Whenever anyone declares “This isn’t what I voted for!”, ask them, “Then what DID you vote for?”

Gayna's avatar

I tell them to fuck off you lying piece of Nazi shit. It goes over my pretty well

Kim Steeves's avatar

The ones that get me are the ones who claimed "he was only joking"! "He wouldn't do that!!"

Patricia Grier's avatar

Those are the ones who get me. Only joking?? Really???? I grew up in NJ with his skanky ass all over the gossip pages. He was disgusting and a racist back then and he is disgusting and a racist now. Leopards dont change their spots. And dyed in the wool racists never change.

rlritt's avatar

That's the worst part to me. 4 out of 10 people watch what he is doing, hear his nonsense, and think that's my guy. I know a very nice, smart woman who says she loves him. (She's from Georgia) I don't know what she sees in him. All I can think of is she watched him on his game show, and that convinced her that he was a smart businessman.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Georgia is all you need to say. Sorry, very nice does not vote for Trump. Nice people aren't racists and pedophile enablers.

rlritt's avatar
5hEdited

Yeah, but she has been living in CA for many years.

I do a agree about being nice. I avoid her now if I can. We were never close friends.

Dave Drell's avatar

There are plenty of racists in Calif —- obviously people like her are ingrained in her beliefs, and you just can’t change them!

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Too bad we can't put these staunch supporters in an enclosed room, doors locked, when he's pooped his pants

Tonya Browning's avatar

Do you think? I suppose traditionally they are. I’m from Illinois, & my grandparents & my dad were Republicans. My uncle lives in WI, & I know he’s always been against Trump. I’d like to think that if my dad & grandparents were still alive, they’d be too intelligent to ever buy into any of Trump’s crap. I think MANY people thought he was a “smart businessman” based on that crappy show. I was forced to watch that back then because my husband & kids liked it, but I’ve always found him repulsive. I pay attention! Thank God my husband & kids see him as I do now, & they’ve never voted for him. I think my grandparents & many people wanted the movie star Reagan for president. At least he had some experience having been the governor or CA first!! I have a weird connection to Reagan. I grew up in his boyhood home town in Illinois, but I also grew up in Evergreen, CO….. where the parents of John Hinckley Jr lived! 🤦🏻‍♀️

rlritt's avatar

Its just so surprising because she'a funny, thoughtful and generous. How she can look at that disgusting conceited bag of gas and love him is incomprehensible to me. Shes like a fan girl.

Christine Zepka's avatar

I was in a bar the other night, a man I know asked what I thought about the new Pittsburgh Steelers coach. Before I could respond, he said, well at least he’s white ( making reference to the former black coach the team had for 19 years). I reacted before thinking and said OMG, Shut Up!!! True story. So sadly, none of this racism surprises me. It is ingrained in many of the people around me.

Joe Bacon's avatar

I grew up in Western Pennsylvania and I sure do remember the racism that oozed there...

george  campbell's avatar

That is the key to evrything ; you are one percent correct .

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Every time we think he’s gone as low as he possibly could, we discover that rock-bottom has a basement.

Mary Hall's avatar

For fking decades, I have been saying that the bottom of the barrel for the Rethuglicans is through the center of the molten Earth and out the other side. There is no bottom.

Bob's avatar

It’s a cesspool a few miles north of DC.

barb's avatar

I had the exact same thought when i read about that abominable, racist video. I hope the Obamas make a public statement about it. It sickens me that his supporters think this is okay.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I dunno. If the Obamas ignore it, that would deprive him of the reaction he's looking for. Heh, heh, heh! 😉

Ole Anderson's avatar

The Obamas are way too Classy to even acknowledge the perverse video. They are too smart to give him the satisfaction of a reaction.

They have dignity, one of many things which trump sorely lacks.

rlritt's avatar
5hEdited

And I never saw it. A lot of people probably haven't seen it.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Unfortunately I know, and broke ties with some of his supporters,and trust me they Still can’t get over PRESIDENT Barack Obama. For 60 years racists in disguise

Derek Smith's avatar

Barack HUSSEIN Obama. 🙄

Robert Eckert's avatar

The Atheist Muslim who went to a Communist Church!

Deborah Hunter's avatar

You already knew they're a bunch of racists. All of this is no surprise. But it will be one news day we are not talking about Jeffrey. Mission accomplished.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Wait for the N word and the C word for women said in public. There's still 2 lower steps he can go down.

Leu2500's avatar

The Frontal Temporal Dementia, behavioral variant, is picking up speed.

so is the narcissistic injury

Mingo's avatar

Dr. John Gartner a psychologist, used to have a podcast called "Shrinking Trump". He stated many times that today is the best version we'll see of Donald Trump, tomorrow he will be worse. Everything seems to be accelerating especially the uninhibited behavior, unable to keep thoughts on track and weird speech pattern. Everything Dr Gartner warned about. Jeff has it right, the raccoons in his head are chewing through the wires. I think this whole Epstein scandal has pushed him into overdrive. May it be his demise.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

But even his teleprompter comments crafted by Miller et al should be included in the criticism. I certainly isn't just Trump of course.

Linda Weide's avatar

This is what I have to say to that. Here is Andra Watkins former Christian Nationalist interviewing another former Christian Nationalist, and they are both saying they never voted for Trump because his behavior gives them pause.

https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/star-spangled-jesus-with-april-ajoy?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Here is Ruth Ben-Ghiat warning us what Trump is throwing at us to see if it sticks that has to do with the elections so he can federalize them and steal the votes. This is how he tries to tell a story that will stick and she thinks Maduro is going to have to confess to having rigged our election so that Biden could win.

https://open.substack.com/pub/lucid/p/the-big-lie-foreign-interference?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

So, I assume this racist video is part of Trump getting ready to make the MAGAs happy enough to buy his vote stealing lies. I think that Blue State governors should all take all of their ballots, and put them in a vault in a Swiss bank, or perhaps a Spanish bank because their PM has not been bending the knee to Trump or the Big Tech oligarchs of the US.

Keith's avatar

"religion is the opium of the people"

aka ("opiate of the masses")

KARL MARX

HITLER'S NAZIs WERE CHRISTIAN

RELEASE ALL EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!

Linda Weide's avatar

Keith I am no Marxist, but I also am no Christian. I agree that the files should be released and the only thing redacted should be the women's names and faces and any identifying information and perhaps their bodies. We also should have cadaver dogs searching for the bodies that are mentioned in files that have already been released, and those in files not released.

rlritt's avatar
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Apparently we are supposed to drop the Epstein files because they exonerate him. The testimony of victims are just stupid girls being spiteful.

Keith's avatar

i've never been prouder to be a HUCKLEBERRY!

have i said FUK TRUMP! today?

Brian Riley's avatar

I usually say it as soon as I wake up to get it out of the way. Of course I end up saying it at least 9 or 10 times more before the day is over....

Keith's avatar

inhale ... exhale ... say FUK TRUMP!

inhale ... exhale ... say FUK TRUMP!

wash ... rinse ... repeat

Abigail Norling's avatar

I do not think you are wrong, but would ad that at this point he would do literally anything to distract from the E files.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

How about another fake assassination attempt? Worked before.

arne link's avatar

Nah, I think we're over that bit of theatre. I think he's going to bomb Iran to distract us. We will not be distracted.

Abigail Norling's avatar

Not a bad idea! Hopefully another "attempt" would have bad aim and actually get the job done, however!

rlritt's avatar
5hEdited

I have been saying this for months now how ICE is his private army and will terrorize voters. Its only recently that I'm reading articles about rigging the election. Did you think he was going to let the US choose a Democratic Congress? He knows he will be impeached if there is a majority. One thing we can hope for is that Vance metaphorically knifes him in the back.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Or literally. Literally would be good.

Bob Bowden's avatar

It’s as if The Seven deadly Sins became a real boy, and that boy incestuously impregnated several close family members who became pregnant and gave birth to brand new sins that were as stupid as they were evil

Cheryl Seybert's avatar

It’s about time republicans started acting like this isn’t normal for the President of the United States to post this shit! Now can they follow thru….?

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I'm sure Squeaker Johnson will do his Sgt. Schultz impression, "I see nothing. I know nothing."

Lisa Bieber's avatar

He knows Naziing, he sees Naziing

george  campbell's avatar

And then HMJ will continue to tell the Pope he is wrong about readings in the Bible .

barb's avatar

Apparently they're okay with it bc they never call him out, no matter how morally repulsive, corrupt, incoherent, illegal his words and actions are.

Linda Weide's avatar

It appears that if you are Republican and you have not disavowed the party, you don't know what normal is, just like the people in the Epstein Files. Actually what is normal and what is moral may not be the same things.

rlritt's avatar

Oh, sweetie, they will never turn on him unlil they smell his blood in the water.

Christine Zepka's avatar

Or their own blood…

Tonya Browning's avatar

I am so fucking fed up with his childishness!!!! Did you see the beer company in Wisconsin that says they’ll give a free beer to everyone the day Dear Leader dies?? They are also selling voodoo dolls that you can preorder of Donny, with or without a diaper!!

rlritt's avatar

That surprises me. Wisconsin beer drinkers are usually fairly right wing. Maybe, his supporters are waning. If he's wounded, he may become more dangerous or Miller and Bondi will.

Keith's avatar

sooooooooooooo, who's worse?

those that sell or those that buy?

Tracy S's avatar

Time to remove old Miracle Ear. His brain has expired.

Kevin Rice's avatar

Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Reading Jeff:

I thought those descriptors of the seven deadly sins seemed awfully familiar, so I checked. I wrote this five-ish months ago:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/8/23/2339874/-Trump-is-fearful-of-his-own-mortality

From that:

Pride - Check

Greed - Ya think?

Lust - Ask Ivanka

Envy - Talk to Putin and Kim Jung Un

Gluttony - He hasn't seen his feet in years

Wrath - His entire occupation is retribution and just evil

Sloth - This moron drives a golf cart literally on to the greens and doesn't exercise at all

Now that there is serendipity. Or great minds blah blah. Or just weird. (Also, I happen to name check Jeff in that post.)

Robert Eckert's avatar

my system says I created this file ("antichrist.txt") ‎Saturday, ‎November ‎02, ‎2019, ‏‎11:43:43 AM

Antichrist checklist: he is characterized by pride, envy, anger, lust, avarice, gluttony, and sloth; he worships golden images, uses the name of God vainly, disrespected both his parents, golfs every Sunday, was accomplice to brutal killings and boasts he could kill personally in plain sight and not lose any of his followers, has made a career of stealing from everyone who works with him, has committed adultery on every one of his wives, bears false witness every time he opens his mouth, moved on his neighbor's wife "like a bitch" and covets everything else that belongs to his neighbor; he opposes feeding the hungry, letting the thirsty have water, treating the sick, or especially welcoming the stranger, and he abused children, so that it would be better if a millstone were tied round his neck and he were cast into the sea.

SethTriggs's avatar

The N-Word Doomsday clock ticks one second closer to midnight.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Very reluctant upvote.

Carol Jacobson's avatar

They took it down already. Can I also say that I hate that lying slunt Karolying Leavett as much as I hate that orange anus?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

This afternoon at St. Patrick’s Cathedral in NYC:

1 On this day, the first of days,

Timothy Dolan goes aways ;

Who, MAGA’s soulless Spring,

Did the world to darkness bring.

2 On this day th'eternal Son

Over death his triumph won.

On this day the Spirit came

With his gifts of living flame.

3 Father, Who did fashion me

Image of thyself to be,

Fill us with that love divine,

And conform our wills to thine.

🎵 🎼 🎶

Jean Jacoby's avatar

He's just letting it all hang out at this point. The horror! The horror!

And we are all stuck with our eyes taped open, watching him flailing around as he sinks beneath the briny deep. Some believe Jesus, whoever he was, walked on water; but Donny, despite all that low-density blubber will sink like a stone.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Steve Miller's the offspring of Goebbels

In his anus is stuffed thirty gerbils

They devoured his heart

His soul's torn apart

And nothing else rhymes with Goebbels or gerbils but fuck him anyway because

he's a Nazi.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

okay, rhyming Goebbels and gerbils is pretty brilliant

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Wow! Thanks so much, Jeff! Coming from you....

Linda Weide's avatar

That gerbils in your anus for sex is a thing as Dan Savage tells us that is made up.

https://chicagoreader.com/columns-opinion/has-anybody-ever-stuffed-a-gerbil-up-his-ass/

arne link's avatar

We sort of suspected that the gerbil story that surfaced in the 80's was false. We strongly suspected that. So silly. Like J.D. Vance fucking a sofa. Oh, wait! That is verified as true.

Linda Weide's avatar

Still, if it were a thing, Stephen Miller would be one who would love to torture the cute little creatures, along with Jeffrey Epstein. I think that Stephen Miller needs he "Ludovico Technique" used in "A Clockwork Orange." He is evil and creepy like the movie is. I still love Beethoven's music despite the role his music plays in the movie.

Sandy's avatar

Oh dang! I wonder if I can return them…

Mps's avatar

😂😂😂

Keith's avatar

are you telling me that uncle dad and sister mom have been lying to me?

next thing ya know, they will be telling me there ain't no easter bunny or santa claus?!?!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Santa is real! And he's white according to Megyn Kelly.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

Wait a minute. A newscaster in Philly had to resign when he had one removed in the ER. Or was that from Eraserhead?

Susan Jane's avatar

That was Philly folklore. I remember it.

Mary A. Rose's avatar

Anus sex is actually a scene in Omen 2 about pregnancy, the novel. I think that's where South Park got their idea for Satan's pregnancy.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Read all about the creep!

The most dangerous man in America

Understanding Stephen Miller: “Trump’s Prime Minister”

https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/the-most-dangerous-man-in-america

Linda Weide's avatar

Der Spiegel did an article on him that made him out to be the evil Nazi that he is without using the word. Most German articles on Trump and his henchmen and women also look at Nazis and the AfD. Such good company they are all keeping.

Jan Moon's avatar

Kathleen, I read it and no surprises 'cause I've been reading about him for a while. I know the vampire is Prez. Dumbfuck's speech writer. But the overgrown cadaver goes off script so often that it gets confusing. I guess when he lapses into batshit that we can know it's prez ad libbing, which is about 85% of the time. But a PRAYER BREAKFAST? Wasn't there a way some genius among his keepers could have prevented that? It's incredibly embarrassing and I believe we're about embarrassed out

Donald Lipkis's avatar

And out of his mouth comes burbles.

Bob Dunn's avatar

Hey! Another rhyme for gerbils and Goebbels! Now where did that limerick go to?

Cat Cafe's avatar

Wait!!!

Steve Miller's the offspring of Goebbels

In his anus is stuffed thirty gerbils

They devoured his heart

His soul's torn apart

And he's given free rein while Trump burbles

George in Atlanta's avatar

Oh, Frosty. Taking this, shamelessly spreading it around (with attribution).

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

PLEASE DO! If you can post a link, I would love to see it. And feel free to join my Substack!

Dave Drell's avatar

Foibles rhymes with Goebbles-

and it would fit in nicely

Well done Frosty

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Thanks so much, Dave!

Susie's avatar

Well rationalized and executed. 🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

He's advanced to Himmler.

kathiallyson's avatar

…technically, "ARE stuffed," but thanks for the added giggle to a column that was full of giggles.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I realized that afterwards, but what the hell...

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Thank you! Please feel free to subscribe to my Substack if you are so inclined.

Searcher76's avatar

Love it!!

A possible rhyme

For the last line —

“May his head soon explode like a fur ball”

Cyndi's avatar

Something ending in ... Errr ...Bills?

Maybe Epstein related? 😀

arne link's avatar

Oh, How I hope that the people attending the Superbowl do the "Fuck Ice" chant. It's California and it could happen, maybe after the half-time show of Bad Bunny?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I read somewhere that the real reason Donny isn't attending the Super Bowl this years is that his handlers managed to convince him that he'll just end up getting booed

arne link's avatar

Yes, he undoubtedly would be booed.

Bill Corbett's avatar

I hope I can hear it while I’m outside in Florida tomorrow night.

Keith's avatar

lighting DOES strike in the same place!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

There is still environmental permitting required at the venue for handling & disposing of shitty adult diapers

Dave Drell's avatar

Great- stay away from any public arena- the cost of protecting his big ass costs millions - everytime !

Irascible Ink's avatar

Well we can't have that now, filthy 1A blue meanies.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Wonder what all the black players think of this? Maybe we should just go interview Nicki.

Susie's avatar

As well he should.

Keith's avatar

i'm gonna watch just to see if BAD BUNNY sings YMCA in ESPANOL

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Fuck. These. Fuckers.

That’s it. That’s all I got.

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

There’s nothing more to say.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

'cept maybe Fuck. Those. FUCKING. Fuckers.

Tess's avatar

Took the words right out of my mouth Neal!

Keith's avatar

NAIL. ON. HEAD.

Mingo's avatar

That's all any of us has to say. We're running out of nouns and adjectives. Fucking motherfuckers for making me more foul mouthed than I already am.

Babe Paley's avatar

I love that the same "Christians" who feel like at every turn they're treated terribly and mocked just for their humble and honest and sincerely-held beliefs are the same people who laugh and applaud as this guy shows up to both bore them to death and mock everything they proport to believe in. Your sincerely held beliefs are crushed and affronted if you have to bake a cake, but when the most powerful man on earth laughs in your face about murder on Christmas or torturing people or love of money--then it's delightful?

arne link's avatar

Isn't the whole appeal of Christianity based on being maligned, tortured and abused? My Lord, look at all the saints. Grievance sells.

Susie's avatar

Exactly. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people? 🤬😡💔🇺🇸

Janet's avatar

Untreated early childhood trauma.

Keith's avatar

i must disagree, you and i and she and he, them and they

ARE THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET!

OUR ELECTIONS SAY SO!

for good or bad!

Stacey's avatar

I am entirely appalled that the American government even HAS a prayer breakfast. WTF.

Susie's avatar

Thank you. I was gonna write that! Tradition Schmadition! Fuck this fucked up excuse for trampling on the constitution, bill of rights, and separation of church and state!!! 🤬😡💔🇺🇸

Gary D's avatar

The Beast is starting to act like Lenny Bruce right before he died. Slurring unfunny, gratuitously offensive nonsense through a junkie’s fog alternately airing grievances about his court cases. The only thing more pathetic is the continuing “emperor with no clothes” sycophancy by garbage like Leavitt (living proof that humans bred with pigs) and even the audible laughter from attendants of yesterday’s surreal prayer breakfast exhibition by someone obviously crazy as a rat in a coffee can. We are no longer in the outskirts - we have arrived in downtown Crazy City, and I’d ask how long the terrified “Republican Party” is going to let grandpa drive the car - but it’s been obvious for a long time that their bottom has a basement. I never imagined when I was a young man that I would live long enough to watch the fall of America in real time, by the actual hand of it’s citizens.

Susie's avatar

Goddamn. Well said, Gary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Suki Herr's avatar

I go around saying(sincerely)I’m an atheist.

However, I’m deeply offended by Karoline Leavitt&Pam Bondi wearing their crucifix.

It’s completely inappropriate for Donald to head a prayer breakfast. I remember when civil rights legislation passed in the 60s, the adults I was around were liberal teachers. They talked lots about Southern Baptist leaderships starting religious schools so white kids didn’t go to school with children of color. That happened as fast as Strom Thurmond switched to the Republican Party.

How embarrassing for sincerely religious people of any faith pretending this was a prayer breakfast.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Doubt there were any sincerely religious ones in attendance.

They’re all at the altar to praise and clap and laugh for their own orange performing ape

Dave Drell's avatar

Orange ape… we could infer he’s an orangutang!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I'm right there with you, Suki. The fact that I'm an atheist doesn't mean I think people's beliefs should be mocked to their faces, in a public venue.

Janet's avatar

The crucifix is just part of their costume, like putting on their makeup. 💄

george  campbell's avatar

How many organized religions are there in the U.S. ? Were representatives of every religion there at Mr. Trump's breakfast ?

Susie's avatar

Thank you. Well said.

Nancy's avatar

Never tire of “if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy.” So apt! Makes me laugh every time. 😂

Rhesus's avatar

If bombing on Christmas Day doesn't snag him that Nobel, nothing will.

Mike Hammer's avatar

If someone told me that they were chanting “Fuck ICE” during pro wrestling I would have thought Saturday Night Live.

Paula Dean's avatar

Me too, Mike. The wrestler who wasn't covered in tattoos looked astonished by it as well!

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Why did he stare into the camera like that? Made me think the whole match was just bullshit theatrics.

arne link's avatar

Ha, ha, ha. Ya think?

George in Atlanta's avatar

Uncle Jeff, luv ya, but you may be a tad out of touch with the latest Christian news. So, as it turns out, Christ Jesus is now a muscular, Rambo-style muthuh, toting a 50 cal under one arm and Mein Kampf under the other. See, all that love-your-neighbor and cheek-turning shit went right out the window once the Great Holy One appeared in the swirling orange haze of magically vaporized shit.

There is no conflict. Like, at all. Every one of those Prayer Breakfast motherfuckers care not a whit about anything except their money and power.

Mike Hammer's avatar

A nice Jewish young man turned to Hitler. Kids these days I suppose …

Susie's avatar
5hEdited

Hell, yeah, George! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

George in Atlanta's avatar

Heh. I'm not even a Christian fundie, but I'm compelled to get one of those bumper stickers that say "Jesus is returning. And, boy, is he pissed!"

It's gonna be table-flipping time on those dirtbags when it all goes down the drain on them.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I had one of those bumper stickers back in the 90s, except it said “God is Coming, and Boy Is She Pissed.”

Susie's avatar

Table-flipping time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keith's avatar

pasty white or black, brown, red, yellow, green, purple, blue, indigo or violet?

never mind i gamble on white!

Joyce's avatar

Maybe we just found out what Elonia Muskrat was actually doing with the zoomie silverware at Mar-R-Lardo: I'M SLEEPING THE PLANE!!! ZOOMIE-ZOOM! LOOKING FOR ENEMIES!

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Too funny!!!😆😆😆

Annabelle's avatar

I don't know WHEN I've been so pissed off at that worthless cocksucker. This post is the most offensive thing I've seen in a very long time. I can't think of ANYTHING bad enough that I want to happen to this pathetic excuse for a human being. His jealousy of President Obama is so painfully obvious to everyone else but himself. Obama is better than twatwaffle will EVER be, in everyfuckinway, without even breakin' a sweat. He puts twatwaffle to shame, and it's apparently eatin' the orange fuckwad alive. Twatwaffle needs a real good caning for posting something this vile. Y'all remember "caning" don't ya?

Great article, Jeff...as always!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

IKR? Every torture I can think of just doesn't seem bad enough. Maybe....solitary confinement with no phone or TV, and only healthy food to eat. And no bottles of ketchup available.

Annabelle's avatar

I'll bet you if we put our heads together, we just might come up with something appropriate...we just don't need to put it in writing, you knowwhat I mean? 😉🤫🫢

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I do indeed know what you mean. We could just visualize and try to manifest it.

Annabelle's avatar

Now THAT'S a good idea! I'll work on that

Tracy S's avatar

I keep wondering how the "Christian evangelicals" dismissed his 666 Fifth Avenue address? Shouldn't that have been a hint?

myhoopbabies's avatar

Did Karoline's cross get even bigger?? It won't help the evil that is her black hole of a soul.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I think all of the journalists should wear 18 inch crosses around their necks to mess with KKK.