Good thing Donnie golfed all weekend & has a light day today. (He always has a light day. He just has a better excuse today). He travels tomorrow, so you can take Mrs. Spouse out for a movie or something.
"I’d love for Lindsey Graham to tell us which decade had the most traditional political violence. I’m guessing it’s" 1960-1970 when only Democrats were murdered.
Didn't Charlie Kirk want the Epstein files released, unredacted? He did a little flip-flop after talking to dumpster but then went back to saying they should be released.
All "conservatives" should be demanding the release as a way to honor Charlie, right?
Traditional political violence Lindsey? You mean when they used to take boys like you out back and beat the shit out of them for being gay or suspected of being gay? Or did you prefer the lynchings of black men and boys? Perhaps the cross burnings? Or maybe the witch burnings?
Like the JFK, Medgar Evers and MLK Jr. killings. Let’s see, lone gunman firing a rifle with a scope from a hidden location. Or how about Lincoln, McKinley and RFK Jr.? Lone gunman with a pistol able to get right next to the target because of lax security? Or maybe he means when company goons, or state militias or the Klan would open fire on workers; the dozens and dozens of events span more than 125 years, from 1850 to 1979. Which one is traditional, Lindsay?
I usually avoid Twitter, but over the weekend I just had to check in. I posted memes of Charlie Kirk calling for the release of the Epstein Files and I got responses from MAGAts that said “Yes do it for Charlie!” It was great and then I got the fuck off X.
Graham’s got a point. Let’s go back to those halcyon traditional political violence days when no bigoted fuckwit wore a mask, could be outed and shamed, and lose their job.
Newsflash for the Gross Old Pedophiles party: your constant lying, allusions to violence, and stoking of anger has been visited (again) upon your own realm. Enraged, unhinged, gun toting radicals from any part of the political spectrum are a danger to everyone, you fucking morons.
This is a message H12 that the Dem leadership is terrified to vocalize. Please tell me how they aren't scared to death. They certainly act like it. Am I wrong???
There's something unnerving about all this grief. Did he have his own cult? What disturbs me is people getting fired for posting comments or memes that aren't worshipful, and his followers threatening us if we don't mourn "properly."
You’re so right. I mean — Charlie Kirk?! Really? And I still bet at least half the country never heard of the little creep before this. MAGAts are such drama queens.
I think he & all the others are weak, insecure men who need to feel ok by groveling to those they see as strong- I don’t think Trump has anything on Lady Lindsay or even that Putin has on Trump.
Jeff, just spitballing here.. Donald said 300M died from drug use? Well, I’m told our population is about 340M… I don’t get his math. Should be plenty of jobs available for the remaining 40M I’m guessing.🤡🤡🤡
Also, as I've said elsewhere, you have to take into account the approximately 3 million people who die each year from all other causes. Now we're down to 36-37 million. Bet you could buy a nice house for a song and there's less traffic on the roads.
THIS is what Lindsey Graham is thinking about - good old "traditional political violence:
September 15, 1963 - At 10:22 on Sunday, a bomb ripped through the all black 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing 4 young girls and wounding one getting ready for Sunday Service. Four white men, Thomas Blanton, Robert Chambliss, Herman Cash, and Bobby Frank Cherry, from the Cahaba River Group, which had splintered off from another Ku Klux Klan group because they didn’t think it was aggressive enough, were the bombers. The FBI investigation ended without indictments, and it wasn't until 2001 that ALL the bombers (except Cash who died of old age) were finally indicted, tried, and convicted.
Well I, for one, am VERY worried about that. I do NOT want some fresh trans man looking down and judging my wiener in the restroom! I mean, at the very least, women who transition should be FORCED to undergo some kind of mandatory orientation class where they learn the very specific and delicate protocols in the Men's Room! Women have no clue!!! (The first rule is we don't talk about it.)
As a transman (post-transition about 25 years), I'd asked my older brother about men's room protocols...he shared wisdom with me, "Don't look, don't talk, and don't play with yourself (or anyone else), and it's really ok to flush and wash your hands."
*finishes a post before 11am*
*runs around the house, punching the air in victory*
Distract, lie, blame the left-that is all they do—every damn one of them. Wake up Maga……he thinks you are as dumb as he is! (probably right).
And don't forget RELEASE THE FULL EPSTEIN FILES!
https://bsky.app/profile/mehdirhasan.bsky.social/post/3lyu3ng3jds2s
JEFF rules !!!
And that includes time wasted on inserting Eric into any proceedings. Nicely done.
all you, baby!!
Too bad it's taken this long for Substack to bring the Comments up. However, you forgot to mention lynching in your post. I think it belongs ...
Substack seems rather grumpy today.
I don't blame Substack. I suspect the powers that be may be messing with communications run from the Bay Area.
It's crashed constantly from 7am until now. Glad I wasn't the only one.
Good thing Donnie golfed all weekend & has a light day today. (He always has a light day. He just has a better excuse today). He travels tomorrow, so you can take Mrs. Spouse out for a movie or something.
I mean, really, Uncle Jeff, does any of us actually FINISH before 11am.
I get one thing done, then I have to go to the next thing (writing the evening's lgbtqia+ bar story....which interestingly, I actually enjoy).
Finishing by 11am....just means the next task ahead is in queue. :)
Yes, and the rest of us enjoy it too, and the music is also great!!! Warning: no recipes...however, Wendy, I don't actually need the catfish recipes.
🤣 that's got to feel great! It's an excellent one, Jeff.
"I’d love for Lindsey Graham to tell us which decade had the most traditional political violence. I’m guessing it’s" 1960-1970 when only Democrats were murdered.
🤣🤣🤣
I’m no math whiz, Uncle Jeff, but even I was able to solve that problem. 350M -300M x 1,500% = Release the fucking Epstein files.
we have a winner!
I agree with Stephanie!! That’s some fancy cypherin’ and YESSSSSSSS Release the Epstein Files!!
Thanks! But I have a lot of completion and it’s still early in the day! 😂
Nah--you win; no one's beating that comment. Perfection achieved.
🥰
I agree with Stephanie!! That’s some fancy cypherin’ and YESSSSSSSS Release the Epstein Files!!
E = mc2
Epstein = MAGA Congress squirreled !
(distracted)
Very well done!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Another winner!
Didn't Charlie Kirk want the Epstein files released, unredacted? He did a little flip-flop after talking to dumpster but then went back to saying they should be released.
All "conservatives" should be demanding the release as a way to honor Charlie, right?
I like the way you think.
I agree with Stephanie!! That’s some fancy cypherin’!! And YESSSSS Release the Epstein Files!!
👏👏👏
Gotta like this more than once *somehow* 😛‼️
My thoughts, exactly
Amazing work, Stephanie!
Pure gold!
Stephanie you're a math whiz !
Just when I'm feeling all is hopeless...."what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?"
😂😂😂
Laughter is much needed and you deliver.
Exactly that paragraph. Loved it!
Honestly, Dana.... where can I go to live out the rest of my life without all this hate and stupidity!? Thank goodness for Jeff.
Dana will tell you, the Bay Area. Maybe if you hear it from someone else besides me, you'll move.
I’m still laughing about that part.
That definitely was a good one 🤣🤣🤣
Try Jonathan Larsen. TFN. Today’s post is right up your alley it seems like.
Oh, I will….LOVE TFN!! Thanks!
Traditional political violence Lindsey? You mean when they used to take boys like you out back and beat the shit out of them for being gay or suspected of being gay? Or did you prefer the lynchings of black men and boys? Perhaps the cross burnings? Or maybe the witch burnings?
“Traditional political violence”?
Like the JFK, Medgar Evers and MLK Jr. killings. Let’s see, lone gunman firing a rifle with a scope from a hidden location. Or how about Lincoln, McKinley and RFK Jr.? Lone gunman with a pistol able to get right next to the target because of lax security? Or maybe he means when company goons, or state militias or the Klan would open fire on workers; the dozens and dozens of events span more than 125 years, from 1850 to 1979. Which one is traditional, Lindsay?
black women got lynched too (plus many other horrible things)
witches…
Took the words right off my keyboard.👍🏼
I usually avoid Twitter, but over the weekend I just had to check in. I posted memes of Charlie Kirk calling for the release of the Epstein Files and I got responses from MAGAts that said “Yes do it for Charlie!” It was great and then I got the fuck off X.
And have you gotten wind yet of the proposed Charlie Kirk Memorial Gun Control Act?
I’m trying to spread the word.
No, but I’ll believe it when I see it.🤞🏻
Susan Keefer, that’s some excellence in ‘double agenting’ get in get out with your life.
Exactly! 😎
Good work. It's probably gone viral by now. <g>
Hope so. 😊
Graham’s got a point. Let’s go back to those halcyon traditional political violence days when no bigoted fuckwit wore a mask, could be outed and shamed, and lose their job.
They wore white pointy hoods and robes like Lady Lindsay
Lady Lindsay loved being nekkid under that robe
Hey Eric, was this Jamaican man's English more or less "very broken" than your fucking incoherent father's?
And an hour later ICE was at his doorstep dragging him away from his crying pregnant wife. He was sent to Zimbabwe 🇿🇼. I kid...cause I love.
You can’t fool me I know Jamaica and they speak formal old English only difference is their religious words. Eric is lying his ass off.
And, they have a very good standard of British education, if you've ever met any. All the islanders and Belize's do. Better than ours.
👏👏👏
😂😂😂😂
There’s so many turds in the punch bowl now - there’s barely any punch :/
LOL You're so right.
It must be drained but possibly one is a Baby Ruth.
Hahahaha! Brilliant.
😂😂😂😂
Newsflash for the Gross Old Pedophiles party: your constant lying, allusions to violence, and stoking of anger has been visited (again) upon your own realm. Enraged, unhinged, gun toting radicals from any part of the political spectrum are a danger to everyone, you fucking morons.
"You're not permitted to say anything negative about Charlie Kirk!"
- the Fvck-Your-Feelings Folks who chanted "Fvck Joe Biden" for almost 4 years
- @SFDB.bsky.social
This is a message H12 that the Dem leadership is terrified to vocalize. Please tell me how they aren't scared to death. They certainly act like it. Am I wrong???
Working for the same lobbyists / donors *I guess* ⁉️😡🥂
You stated my feelings exactly. Thank you
There's something unnerving about all this grief. Did he have his own cult? What disturbs me is people getting fired for posting comments or memes that aren't worshipful, and his followers threatening us if we don't mourn "properly."
You’re so right. I mean — Charlie Kirk?! Really? And I still bet at least half the country never heard of the little creep before this. MAGAts are such drama queens.
Your right. Several of my friends were asking me who he was the day he was shot and all over the news. I and my friends are all old people over 70.
Today's Nightmare sauce: https://thistleandmoss.com/p/when-democracy-shits-the-bed-the
Good work Jeff, as always, rock on.
Lkd/Qtd/Rstcked/Xposted
Please wake me from this nightmare, Wendy.
I keep trying.
Excellent article Wendy!
subscribed!
Wendy is the best to subscribe to (Sorry Jeff.) Fiction, Biblical history, and lots of other stuff, (including fun live stuff.)
Whatever Trump has on Graham must be a humdinger as Graham never fails to be groveler #1.
Ms. Linz gave somebody a " hummer "
& tr💩mp has the evidence.
Actually and few know this but, the church bombing is what MAGA was named after hear me now and believe me later.
I think he & all the others are weak, insecure men who need to feel ok by groveling to those they see as strong- I don’t think Trump has anything on Lady Lindsay or even that Putin has on Trump.
What Putin has on Trump is monetary. Russia is where Trump got money when he was broke. No sex, just money.
Jeff, just spitballing here.. Donald said 300M died from drug use? Well, I’m told our population is about 340M… I don’t get his math. Should be plenty of jobs available for the remaining 40M I’m guessing.🤡🤡🤡
D doesn't care anymore.....hes just gonna say whatever the f*ck he wants. Who is gonna call him out? Silent Chuck Schumer??? 😅🤣😂
Except most of those have already been either deported or sent to a GOP gulag.
Also, as I've said elsewhere, you have to take into account the approximately 3 million people who die each year from all other causes. Now we're down to 36-37 million. Bet you could buy a nice house for a song and there's less traffic on the roads.
Moar undocumented immigrants, please.
To do the jobs there aren't any real living Americans to do any longer.
THIS is what Lindsey Graham is thinking about - good old "traditional political violence:
September 15, 1963 - At 10:22 on Sunday, a bomb ripped through the all black 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing 4 young girls and wounding one getting ready for Sunday Service. Four white men, Thomas Blanton, Robert Chambliss, Herman Cash, and Bobby Frank Cherry, from the Cahaba River Group, which had splintered off from another Ku Klux Klan group because they didn’t think it was aggressive enough, were the bombers. The FBI investigation ended without indictments, and it wasn't until 2001 that ALL the bombers (except Cash who died of old age) were finally indicted, tried, and convicted.
Yes. I just read about that last night. The good ole days of whites killing black kids, that would be the road show that Graham is pining for.
Yes, I think we have Bill Clinton and his appointee, Doug Jones to thank for those convictions.
💯💯💯
Yes we do!
I was better than Trump is with numbers when I was in the first grade.
And I’m no Isaac Newton.
Trump can't even stomp his feet and add to five.
🤣🤣🤣
Marxocommunofascosocialism: N
An early 21st Century political movement devoted to the following tenets:
1. Eating babies.
2. Burning churches.
3. Worshipping Satan.
4. Installing basements in pizza restaurants.
5. Stealing elections.
6. Destroying traditional marriage by noticing that there are other ways to live.
7. Convincing, through diabolical rhetoric and symbols alone, teenage boys to NOT be obsessed with girls and want to become one instead.
Why is it those people are most upset with male to female transitions? Female to male doesn’t seem to be what they are worried about.
Well I, for one, am VERY worried about that. I do NOT want some fresh trans man looking down and judging my wiener in the restroom! I mean, at the very least, women who transition should be FORCED to undergo some kind of mandatory orientation class where they learn the very specific and delicate protocols in the Men's Room! Women have no clue!!! (The first rule is we don't talk about it.)
As a transman (post-transition about 25 years), I'd asked my older brother about men's room protocols...he shared wisdom with me, "Don't look, don't talk, and don't play with yourself (or anyone else), and it's really ok to flush and wash your hands."
First off, congrats on your O.G. status in the club.
Second, SHIT! Your brother talked about it! He broke The Code! They will now come for his Man Card!
But for your sake, I'm glad he gave you that sound and thorough advice.