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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and a huge thank you to the Nobel Committee for making the announcement at 5:02 this morning — the exact moment I got out of bed — so I didn't have to sit around and wait to find out what I was going to write about

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

because we live in the shittiest timeline, I half expected Donny might actually win the damned thing, which I think is leftover PTSD from Kamala losing the election

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Nah, and Machado winning it made it all the more delicious.

How many venezuelan boat attacks are we up to now?

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

1: A WOMAN WON INSTEAD OF DONNIE

2: A VENEZUELAN WOMAN WON INSTEAD OF DONNIE.

YAY, NOBEL COMMITTEE!!!

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john augustine's avatar

....and a progressive woman won a local election in a deep deep red Alaskan town by 10 points

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

This is the exact reason we must remain peaceful especially on 10/18. Trump wants to declare martial law so there will be no mid-terms - because we're winning them left and left.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

My sign for the rally:

KEEP CALM (with a picture of a crown and yellow "hair").

THEY WANT AN EXCUSE.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Tell us more!

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Lois Henry's avatar

A woman of color instead of Donnie?

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Lois, I don’t have to check or google it Hitler never got one either. Dopey don is never going to make peace happen for anybody anywhere, unless he pays off the committee he has probably tried it since that is the way he rolls.

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DJS's avatar

I thought the same - he believes everything has a Price, and he has access to plenty of OPM to buy whatever his tiny heart desires. Except that one thing!

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

A woman that speaks Spanish no less. I’m waiting for trump to try to deport her to a Salvadoran prison. That is if he can find her first.

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Suzy Wolski's avatar

How in the world was his name submitted in the first place? He reminds me every day of the possibility that he’s the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler on steroids! He is just so awful, how does he attract so many sancaphants ?sp?

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kdsherpa's avatar

AND DEDICATED THE AWARD TO DONNIE.

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Nancy's avatar

Yep. She is not who she seems on the surface.

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T L Mills's avatar

What!!??!🤯🤯💀💀😱

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Mwfeiger's avatar

Triple whammy, a woman, a Latina, fighting for democracy. Couldn't get any better in my opinion. Well done Norway.

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kdsherpa's avatar

EXCEPT: SHE'S DEDICATED THE AWARD TO THE ORANGE PEDOPHILIC SADIST!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mary's avatar

Gotta go.

Brain cramp.

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Wendymae's avatar

JFC. Is she all in on him bombing random boats there?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I think she's just afraid that if Trump starts thinking of her as an enemy things will get even worse.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

How could she in good conscience do such a thing?

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kdsherpa's avatar

I just read that this will give her power to get him to stop bombing Venezuelan fishermen, and to lower their 25% tariff to zero, maybe? The big question is: will she have to give him the award so he can hang it in mard-a-lego? Didn't he force some sports team to do that recently? Will she have to give him half of the money? (And don't think he hasn't already thought of that.)

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T L Mills's avatar

🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯💀💀💀💀

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Linda Weide's avatar

Particularly since Trump has been helping Argentinian farmers sell soy beans to China, while the soy bean industry here is reeling from a lack of export requests. Trump helps Argentinian fascist on his tanked economy and a true peace activist get the Nobel Peace prize. Yay!

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

I need a genius to tell us how to avoid our federal taxes being spent on such expenditures. Anybody?

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Good question. Who in state government hands over the cash they take out of our checks? Anyone know? Jeff Tiedrich?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It does not pass through the hands of any state officials, ever.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I think Paul Krugman wrote a little at his substack about the American billionaires, among others, who will benefit from those BEELYONS of American taxpayer dollars going to Argentina. It will help those "investors" get out before the collapse. The rich get richer while the rest of us get sicker, thus as it ever was.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

And a WOMAN. heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

The world is not impressed, Donny. Not afraid, in love , awed or anything but disgusted, either, asshole.

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Joseph Luongo's avatar

Now maybe the ICC will investigate the boat attacks?

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

I think threatening Norway with tariffs if they didn’t give him the peace prize wasn’t a great strategy.

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Suzy Wolski's avatar

He is so very stupid yes let’s threaten another country if I don’t get a prize The words of a 3 year old. He’s been a bully his entire life how to win friends and influence people! I am just so sick of his presence after this past decade. I was so looking forward to a break from Trump every day. He never matured beyond age 3.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Can't we just hand him a giant fake gold participation trophy and send him off to play golf somewhere far, far away?

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Love your take on this!

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Julia Fogg's avatar

Wendy, you read my mind! The irony is thick as the sludge that passes for that blackguard’s soul.

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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I'm hearing that Columbia is taking dump to hague, the boats were theirs, apparently....

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Teri Gelini's avatar

And one Colombian boat gets added

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I was having nightmares and sleepless nights worrying he might actually win the damned thing. Now the nightmares are probably going to involve the radical right repuglies giving him a fake one. Cuz sadly you can't make this stuff up.

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Dayna Keiser's avatar

Oh, I had faith in the peace prize committee. I was certain trump wouldn’t get it. They didn’t want to look ridiculous to the world for giving it to him and they knew they would have.

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Declan's avatar

The right wing is RELENTLESS in all matters...ridiculous are semi-serious. It's what makes them dangerous.....their insatiable desire to bend reality to their will

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

They learn to do that from birth, listening to what emanates from the pulpit. Reality is whatever they feel the Bible means to them.

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bruce klassen's avatar

...and then they accuse us of being Trump haters...Duuuuh!

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Wendymae's avatar

If the mad king finds out where María Corina Machado is hiding out he will give her up out of spite.

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Nancy's avatar

she dedicated her prize to him.

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Brenda K's avatar

Same here!! I was worried that the overeager capitulation to the senile, nappy-sharting overgrown-toddler-in-chief had metastasized beyond our borders and that would actually happen. So relieved that it didn't!

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Heather Hartman's avatar

Same. Sadly, not much would surprise me when it comes to him.

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Valerie's avatar

I feel the same. Every goddamned day it's more bullshit. Living in Mexico now I find it oh so very karma-esque that not only did Norway snub that cruel piece of shit jackass, they gave it to a Latina!!!!!!! xoxoxoxo

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

A LADY Latina! hahahahaha

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

There will be retribution on Norway to be sure. Add Norway to D's enemies list.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

If his crew had any brains or subtlety, they could play this well: Trump is obviously itching for war with Maduro. Machado was an opposition leader against Maduro, so Trump could claim they are on the same side. Of course (1) Trump won't admit he's itching for war with Maduro, and (2) Trump doesn't have the slightest qualm about suppressing opposition figures himself, so he can't celebrate somebody who stands up to authoritarians.

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Will Gerard's avatar

Feel the same. Propaganda about this guy is a disease that hopefully doesn't spread too far beyond our borders -- and that is eventually cured. Slightly reassuring that there's sanity out there.

Edit for clarity: I really mean, "propaganda FROM this guy..." But it's both from and about.

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Gina's avatar

oh god oh god, the whirled is so nuts and there was all that nonsense in the news that oh god oh god...but it wasn't decided last night but prob months ago, and by sane people

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Yes, it’s not like the Nobel committee is Fox “News,” or Congressional Republicans.

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CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

The decision was on Monday—Norway time.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The decision was ANNOUNCED Monday, but I am sure they had the short list of people to consider narrowed down to two or three, if they had not already decided, weeks or months ago.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

I shared your fears. The Nobel Committee has nobody to blame but themselves, for having awarded Obama a Peace Prize for what amounted to a speech. That would not have been so bad, but for the fact that it gave the Orange Turd another target for his infantile obsessiveness.

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Will Gerard's avatar

Seriously, you're equating Obama receiving a Nobel Peace Prize to this? While you can certainly argue that you disagree with Obama receiving the prize, there's no equivalence to anything that's occurring in this current regime. Remember, communication and reaching out to other nations is a key part of the responsibility of any world leader -- but especially an American president. It sets the tone, creates possibilities, opens doors, and encourages peace. If there's anything we're learning with this current regime, it's that words do matter. Bullshit and propaganda bring one set of results, while emotional intelligence and intellectual clarity bring a very different set of results.

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Anna B's avatar

I vote that we award Norway a giant flag that has the "Melania" sentiment on it as a response to cry babies - remember?

"I REALLY DON'T CARE DO YOU"

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Once again I raise the ire of the “centrist“ Democrats by suggesting that Obama was not worthy of the Prize, and noting the likelihood that the fascist pig in the White House might not be so obsessed with it had the Nobel Committee done otherwise. I am decidedly not saying that this is in any way Obama’s fault.

As a physicist, I am accustomed to the notion that the Prize is given based on accomplishments as opposed to rhetoric. So I look at what Obama actually did prior to receiving his award. I discount the things like torpedoing the Copenhagen Climate conference, extrajudicial killings and the like which came later.

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Will Gerard's avatar

Your suggestion that I'm a "centrist" Democrat is incorrect. As a physicist, you might try exercising more restraint in attributing labels to people without knowing enough about them -- that's pretty far from the scientific method. Listen to the gist of my comment. Whoever you are, you're advancing a narrative that has opened a door for this fascist regime by suggesting there's a significant equivalence between Democrats and Republicans. Nonvoters and third-party voters have attached themselves to that idea. And here we are.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I find them obnoxiously arrogant.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

And Mr. Stephen Thanks-For-Making-Sure-We-Know-You're-A-Physicist Schiff,

Remember, it will be the Centrists (Obama's worthiness of the Nobel in your arrogant eyes or not) that will save your ass from fascism, 'cause you physicists haven't done shit.

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T L Mills's avatar

no, they won't.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

What he did at the time was reassure the world that the disappearance of American leadership under Bush was not a permanent irreparable breakdown. What Trump has done is to show that it really is.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I thought I was the only one traumatized by her loss. I'm still in full-blown PTSD over Clinton losing after winning the popular vote by approx. 3.7 million.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I never got over my trauma from Bush v. Gore.

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Polly Sears's avatar

Never believed for a second that T had a chance in hell to win the NPP.!!!!!

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Julia Fogg's avatar

Right? Jeff, I did a (very petty) happy dance, accompanied by non-stop guffaws at 5:02. Scared the dog 🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣🎃🤣

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

If they ever did give it to him, I wouldn't be surprised to see former winners returning theirs.

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Wendymae's avatar

Me too. At this point I don't trust anyone not to cave to his threats. Present company excluded.

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Rhesus's avatar

True. If they can give it to Kissinger, they can give it to anyone.

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Mary's avatar

My $$$ is on the square that says "MAGA bootlicking legislators come up with a US Peace Prize just for the Big Baby to “win”. “

After a few days he’ll have lost enough additional brain cells to make him believe it’s the Nobel anyway.

WinWin for the toadies and the big baby.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

I have to agree with you Jeff as I had the same fear but

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

So Trump had a cabinet meeting and met with Carney.

I did the shit work, and sat through the Cabinet meeting and the Carney meeting.

Listen, I sat through seventy fucking minutes of Donald Shitsniffer's cabinet meeting, and I need you to understand something visceral here—my neurons were screaming, actually screaming, like they were being waterboarded with stupidity.

(Read the rest of my take here: https://thistleandmoss.com/p/when-democracy-facepalms-so-hard-it-leaves-bruises-on-trumps-fucked-anushole)

If the cabinet meeting was a dumpster fire, the meeting with Canada's PM Mark Carney was a thermonuclear ass-blast of incompetence. Picture this: you're sitting next to a world leader, someone who actually understands policy, and instead of discussing actual diplomatic matters, you suggest their entire fucking country should just "join the US." The audacity.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Bless you. There's no way I could endure that. No way.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Yeah, it was a piece of crap all the way around.

And he kept lying and lying and lying like an idiot.

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Kim Steeves's avatar

I have sworn for years that all politicians need to be injected with Pinocchio's DNA, so every time they lie their nose grows!

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Pamela's avatar

Yes! Noses with sharp points on the end, so then they would impale themselves on each other's noses!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

But if the noses on the Cabinet grew to the proper lengths, they would be unable to get out of the office.

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Cyndi's avatar

They might be unable to get out of bed ... which would be a definite improvement!

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Wendy thank you for taking one for the team!! I haven’t watched or listened to the orange felon in years without putting my blood pressure in the danger zone!

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I do, so you don't have to. And As long as he continues to do it, Ill continue to report on it.

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MisTBlu's avatar

I thank you and your neurons for the sacrifice.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

The best part of yesterday was watching Moses Mike Johnson look like a lost deer in headlights being grilled by a military wife on C-Span. Whoever thought that was a good idea for Moses should be fired.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I have serious gratitude for you, but I also have a serious question: Why do leaders, intelligent people like Carney sit through that? Why do they waste their time?

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Cyndi's avatar

Seriously, Carney is trying to get Trump to push the permitting of the second Oil Sands pipeline, the North Dakota one.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Again?!?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Now that's taking one for the team!

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Melinda Morrell's avatar

My faith in the committee is now on solid ground. I was concerned a little that they would award it to the Orange Blob, but they came through with flying colors. A Venezuelan. no less! I'm sure the committee can't stop grinning today. Now if we could just get that Blob to melt away...

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Not only Venezuelan, but a WOMAN!!!!!

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Kay's avatar

And a Latina! All of cankles nightmares. Ketchup will be flying today!

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Sheila D's avatar

I watched it live. The coup de grace was when he said "there can be no peace without democracy"! Touche to the fat orange shitgibbon!

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Mark Slattery's avatar

The committee should release a statement saying (to paraphrase Stewie Griffin):

So, we don't have a policy against awarding the prize to pedophiles. But, ummmmmm, no pedophiles.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Bravo, Norway, home of giants – – and sensible people who believe in democracy!!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

So thoughtful of them! I’m glad they did too.

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Permian Extinction's avatar

Now I'm worried that when Donald starts taking it out on Norway he will include those of us with significant amounts of Norwegian DNA since they've breached every bit of my PII not once but four times. Nowhere to hide...

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rlritt's avatar

Trump wasn't even nominated.

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5hEdited

Just saw this:

“Maria Corina Machado was given the award for promoting democracy in Venezuela and says that the US president is the country’s best chance for regime change” (Venezuela’s)

I kinda see her point even if we know Trump is a fucking disaster who would probably make things worse

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Julia Fogg's avatar

Today’s post is awesome! A thousand thank yous for this most important of messages.

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kdsherpa's avatar

You are aware of what has happened? "OSLO, Oct 10 (Reuters) - Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado won the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for fighting dictatorship in the country and DEDICATED THE AWARD in part TO U.S. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP who has repeatedly insisted he deserved it."

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

...and...

Dear Nobel Committee, This is the moment everyone committed to justice, democracy, and peace has been waiting for. Please invite Trump and Putin to The Hague to pick up their consolation prize. Thank You, Everyone (and Antifa).

https://civicsky.io/nobel-prize-committee/

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HI2thDoc's avatar

The Nobel Consolation Prize, heretofore never awarded (or extant), was created expressly for those two who represent everything the Peace Prize is against. The Losers, er, I mean Consolation "winners" get a statuette in the shape of a raised middle finger, a diploma saying "You Had Zero Fucking Chance of Winning" and $100 in Trump Bucks, which are not legal tender anywhere on Earth

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Notably, "Trump Bucks" can be exchanged on the Mars colony founded by Elon Musk and his 3,000 children.

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Christine Zepka's avatar

😳😂😂😂😂

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Anna B's avatar

Yeah, but exchanged for what?

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George A. Polisner's avatar

That’s easy Anna! Extremist corrupt right wing officials and pardons.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Hahahaha

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

South Park needs to show Donny receiving his Noble Consulation Prize while Donnie is oblivious to what the middle finger actually means. Donnie, proud father to be of devil spawn, so giddy about his trophy.

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Mingo's avatar

With the Trump Bucks you can buy a Trump Watch which he's now hawking. The grift never stops. He'll be on his deathbed and will try to sell a Trump Mattress with his last breath.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I heard of at least one case where a MAGAt tried to use Trump bucks at a store and was enraged when the clerk wouldn’t accept it for payment since it’s not real money. Geez, MAGA stooopidity

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Hollie Rood's avatar

But yet they’re still tRUMP’s biggest supporters. It wasn’t HIS fault the store wouldn’t take tRUMP bucks. It’s the store’s fault- the reason why MAGA exists.

Speaking of MAGA, just when the fuck, fuckity, fuck WILL ‘Murica be great again🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Answer- as soon as my cat wins America’s go Talent for his exquisite singing and dance routine while performing a juggling magic act

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I'll vote for yer cat

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Sandy's avatar

His toadies will dream up a Newer Better Peace Prize to “award” their Dear Leader. It will be the envy of the world! Everyone will want one! Later, it will officially be known as the Trump Peace Prize. It will totally eclipse the so-called Nobel Peace Prize. Who cares what Norwegians think, anyway. USA! USA! USA!

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George A. Polisner's avatar

So true Sandy. As long as it is painted gold.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Damn! What a BIGLY beautiful idea. Why hadn’t that been thought of before?

Just imagine the tears of happiness and gratitude when they proudly present the gaudy gold trinket to the Insecure Narcissist Man-baby In Chief.

“Sir, this award, the likes that’s NEVER been seen before, is proudly being awarded,to a Great Peace loving, God fearing Christian. A huge honest, decent , kind humanitarian. It makes the “Noble” prize thingy from Sweden look like a claw machine prize”

God Bless you!”

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

A huge box of huge sized Depends for men.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

and a 64oz bottle of ketchup.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Donny doesn’t have cabinet meetings. He has Daytime Story Hour

2. WaPo has been dead to me for a long time. Now they’re even deader.

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Elderly White Hippie's avatar

I may subscribe to WaPo just so I can cancel it again.

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The Anchored Peacock's avatar

I dig that rage!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Daytime Story Hour - gonna keep that one. Thank you.

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Kay-El's avatar

Free for the taking!!

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

With shit kazoos!!

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The Anchored Peacock's avatar

I think the only American source I read is Rolling Stone now and even that makes me lose my will. The Irish Times is where it’s at, though it’s a bit murdery.

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Kay-El's avatar
8hEdited

I read foreign press too because you get real facts instead of glossed over bullshit. I’ll check out Irish Times. I swear the Irish know more about our politics than a lot of Americans (been there twice)

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

There’s a number of foreign news sites that have better coverage of this country’s fuckery Kay-EI den scoth!

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The Anchored Peacock's avatar

Exactly. Often better written too. It’s crushing to see what the rest of the world thinks of us.

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Christine Zepka's avatar

Oooo! I like me some murdery!

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The Anchored Peacock's avatar

I highly recommended The Irish Times!

They seem to be a great paper too, often breaking US news before The Guardian even.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

👌🏻

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Ann Anderson's avatar

A woman! A Venezuelan! Man, that's gonna leave a mark. Po' Donny. Po' MAGA. They fascisming as hard as they can, can't get no respect. In closing, Chris Cilizza is a douchenozzle who's been wrong about everything for decades, which is why he's the poster boy for corporate media.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I always wonder of Chris Cilizza understands just how BIG a douchenozzle he is...I mean, I've never heard him say a rational thing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I want to believe that Cillizza is trolling for clicks, but he might actually be a numbskull

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He was always a douche-bro of "both-siderism". I always read his name as "ClitLizard."

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 appropriate!

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Melinda Morrell's avatar

Cilizza's a stupid, stupid opportunist who will say anything according to the way the wind is blowing. I can't believe the guy still has any job. Why is anyone still willing to ask that guy what he thinks? Who cares???

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Borrowed from Churchill

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Strong possibility there. 😆

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Both things can be true.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed Ann!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

As a person who has Asian ancestry like Steve Cheung, I say to him WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, numbnuts? Your boss is a fucking racist, you dipshit

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

"but he's always been nice to me" is what people say in a situation like Steve's.

Never mind that he's a total bastard on ball bearings to everyone else like Steve. (Who else remembers "Kung Flu" and "the CHY-nah virus"? *counts hands* That's what I thought. Thank you.)

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nailed it Doc!

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Charlie Phillips's avatar

Someone who renames his defense department the WAR Department wants a PEACE prize even while he murders unarmed civilians in the Caribbean.

You cannot make this stuff up.

I have an award for Trump. The - despite being a convict, rapist, pedophile, murdering fascist, he got himself elected - award.

Oh and Epstein Epstein Epstein

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Someone who renames the defense department the WAR department & then declares American cities training grounds for soldiers & sends soldiers into said cities claiming, untruthfully, that they are battles zones when in actuality he is creating battle zones so he can stir up the citizens so they will fight back so then he can call it an insurrection.........nope, can't make this stuff up.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Fuckoffistan isn’t far enough. Just launch these moronic grifting shit-for-brains right into the sun.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Yeet them into outer space on one of Phony Stark's rockets. Jane Goodall was onto something there.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Absolutely

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Susan Niemann's avatar

MAKE IT STOP! Buddy Carter? No words for this insanity. At least we all know what we can expect from Marc Theissen...and Fetterman WILL be voted out. Fuck that guy-I dont care if he did have a stroke.

Why do I giggle every time I see a picture of Steven Thumbhead Cheung? 😂

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

how sad is it that as disappointing as Fefferman is, he's still better than the guy he defeated, Dr. Oz

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yeah...I was all in for John...even got a T-shirt. 😂😂 It's a dust rag now.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I feel particularly betrayed, because the Fetterman campaign asked me to boost him on social media, and I did

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

A stroke can cause significant personality changes: emotional (irritability, depression, anxiety, apathy), behavioral (impulsivity, aggression, lack of inhibition) and cognitive (difficulty with decision-making, problem-solving, self-awareness).

Sounds like our boy, yes?

It doesn't make sense that a guy known for one thing his entire adult life—but NOT known for being duplicitous—would suddenly become his total opposite.

If that's the reason for Fetterman's 180°, he should resign and get the care he needs, while Shapiro's still the one who'd appoint a new senator.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

How did any of us know then he would end up like this? Evidently his staff has commented on his “decline” as well. It’s a damn shame. 🙄

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Bonnie Council's avatar

He got more of my money than I like to admit. Makes me very sad.

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Anna B's avatar

Don't feel TOO badly -- we all sip a little kool-aid some time in our lives.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I lived near Braddock when he was mayor there. He was awesome. His current condition is very sad to see.

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Sheila D's avatar

This Massachusetts citizen repeatedly donated to multiple Democratic campaigns across the country--but I gave the most to that MOFO Fetterman! What a betrayal!

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Joyce's avatar

I just cleaned the litter box: I have a bag of cat donations that would be better than both Fetterman and Oz.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep, them kitties never get tired of donating! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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George in Atlanta's avatar

What?!?! A skanky wad of shit-urine reeking of ammonia?

Well... okay. You're right.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👍👍👍

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

For some reason, the universe has decided there always has to be at least 1 - 2 DINOs in the Senate at any one time. Lieberman, Manchin, Sinema, Fetterman ... Just like every human body has to have an asshole.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

There are a lot of DINOs in the Senate: Hassan and Shaheen of New Hampshire, Slotkin and Peters of Michigan, Kelly and Gallego of Arizona, Cortez-Masto and Rosen of Nevada. Purple states elect DINOs. They rush to TV interviews and complain about Trump, but they consented to the Trump Cabinet - the very people carrying out the horrors we endure.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Not sure about Fetterman being better than OZ. It would have kept OZ out of RFK, Jr.'s orbit. Yes, he would have voted for all things Republicans want, but so does Fetterman.

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Gina's avatar

point

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Truth! At least he doesn’t push super-powered vitamins with his name on them. … Does he?

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Susie's avatar

Disappointing is so generous, Uncle Jeff. He’s a disgrace. 💔🇺🇸

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

Jeff, not by much!

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Are you positive?

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Mingo's avatar

Fuck Fetterman. He's the 2025 version of Kirsten Sinema. I voted for her and she deeply disappointed me. She turned out to be corporate republicanish with bad taste in clothing.

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Susie's avatar

Hear hear. I’m a fellow “what the fuck have you done, Sinema?” Arizonan. Fuck her and her curtsy as she betrayed us! 😡🤬💔🇺🇸

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Christine Zepka's avatar

I voted for Fetterman, I mean,Oz? Ick! Really? But I believe that the big man now needs to go. Calling Connor Lamb (who, through repub redistricting, lost his district to the reds)!

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Suessl's avatar

The back of Cheung's neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Joyce's avatar

Every room in our White House must be dripping ketchup today. Not only no Nobel Peace Prize, but....

It went to a woman.

A woman who speaks Spanish.

A woman who is a leader of her nation.

A nation whose fishermen President Miller and Donnie Demento are murdering.

Because they want to start a war with that nation in order to cancel US elections.

Can we just hand Demento a Noble Peace Prize (engraved on a binky)? He won't know the difference anyway. We'll tell him the camel pictured on the award certificate is the national symbol of Norway, and they're so pleased he recognized one during his cognitive test that they HAD to give him the Noble.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I just had a terrible thought: Does this mean Donny Demento will retaliate against Venezuela by bombing even more fishing boats?

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Bonnie Council's avatar

More than likely.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Or helping out the one dictator he doesn’t like?

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

"they want to start a war with that nation in order to cancel US elections."

AND to seize the Orinoco Oil Belt!

Never say the Trump administration can't multitask.

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JOEL's avatar
8hEdited

On today's front page of the Jerusalem Post is a collage-picture of Donald J Trump (made up of photos of hostages) underneath the headline - "He's Bringing Them Home"

Liar, Fraud, Con, Grifter, Racist, Fascist, Scumbag, Best-buddies-with Pedophile Epstein, Putin’s Puppet, Adjudicated Rapist, Convicted Felon, America’s President Accident & Disgrace, Piece-of-Shit Donald J Trump.

Another hoax and fraud. This “peace plan” was Netanyahu’s plan (and Israel’s cabinet’s plan). The only reason why Trump’s name is associated with it is because Netanyahu knows that sucking up to Trump’s fragile ego (giving Trump credit for “negotiating the deal”) pays dividends, both now and in the future. Netanyahu is a savvy, crafty guy; he is one of the few country-leaders who knows how to effectively manipulate Trump.

All that said, I am thrilled that all of the remaining hostages are being released. As to “lasting peace” between Israel and Hamas, we all know that that statement is pure horseshit.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Nuttyahoo and T💩p both belong in The Hague for crimes against humanity.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

^^^Ever so much this.

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Kim Steeves's avatar

And Putin!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

As a meme on social media says, most of the world's problems can be traced back to 3 white guys in their 70's: Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

So sad to say that Xi is the best of the superpower leaders-- and he's awful.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

💯

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Nuttyahoo!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

All trump wants out of this is the money he'll make ethnically cleansing Gaza so he can create his tawdry Riviera of the Middle East.

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meryl selig's avatar

You nailed it Bonnie. Let’s not get confused about anything. Trump repeatedly said he wants to “develop” Gaza into a “resort.” He and bibi will be the biggest graft suckers on this one. Never trust a Trump deal! History shows us that the only one who benefits is Trump

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Kim Steeves's avatar

Gaza- lago!

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I fear that the minute all the hostages are released, Israel is going to bomb the shit out of Gaza. I don't trust Bibi as far as I can throw an elephant. If and when it happens, I really hope one of supposed journalists asks Preznint Dipshit, "Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

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Gina's avatar

I don't fear, I expect (the horror is not over)

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meryl selig's avatar

Agree!!! He wants to land and will get rid of the people. He and Bibi and his Saudi pals will take over and build a vulgar Trump “resort.”

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arne link's avatar

That is the whole point of the exercise. We all know it.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Complete with US troops on the ground there

Department of War drunk at the helm

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Great...so my Canadian Jewish friends can neener-neener me how they were right to "support" Preznit BinkyBoi cuz he's "good for Israel" while ignoring the destruction of my homeland and flames of chaos licking the borders of every other country on this doomed planet.

But sure, yay Israel. *golf clap*

🤮🤮

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JOEL's avatar

My Canadian Jewish friends agree with me that Fraud Trump is a Fraud.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Netanyahu is all over the EPSTEIN FILES. Money laundering blackmailing SOB that he is.

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Diana Hembree's avatar

Trump is doubtless in the files, too, since he organized drug and alcohol parties with underage girls (some from his beauty pageants) and old rich guys in the Plaza Hotel and at Epstein's place in NYC for years. Seth Abramson has a 40,000 word take on it on Substack.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I think they should have given the Nobel Prize to the poor schmucks who were blown to kingdom come in small boats in the Caribbean. It's crimes like this that wake people up to things that cannot be allowed to continue.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

PS. Also that would be the biggest possible fuck you to our own national criminal.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Even though I live thousands of miles from Pennsylvania, I will be donating to anyone who runs against Fetterman in the Dem primary for his Senate seat

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Susie's avatar

Yep. Me, too. Immediately. Fuck him. 🤬😡💔🇺🇸

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Megan Rothery's avatar

So glad he didn’t win!

Keep being loud!

Reach out (beyond your own) to as many in the Senate and House as you can. All of this is bigger than an “I only represent my constituents” issue.

Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️‍🩹🤍💙

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, because we live in the shit times and my advanced age I did not include one last conversation with “Golf with MAGAs” yesterday, so folks get an extra chapter. As I spoke about the evisceration of our Constitution, stationed troops in the cities, the First Amendment violations.. I then asked… how long it will be before ramping up on the Second Amendment, how long will it be before weapons are confiscated? All these guys are big gun owners who denied this event would occur… however just putting that idea out there got these thinking seriously about what they would do if the government came after them…. And Jeff…. I’m reading posting of that x Fox weekend hey boy Kegseth giving the OK for the government of Qatar building an Air Force base in …. Idaho? WTF is going on here?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

MAGA idiots' idea of a good deal: Qatar unloads a white elephant over the hill plane that they did not want and get something hugely valuable and unprecedented in return. 'Murikka First!

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Aleksandra Wolska's avatar

A miracle! A murderous psychopathic criminal did not win a Nobel Peace Prize! And the day is young!

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Gina's avatar

the bar low these days

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! 👏👏👏👏👏

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Everything's better with Danny Trejo. No downside.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I hate country, but that song is pretty cool 😎.

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Kay-El's avatar

😂

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