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I mean I'm down for allowing Judge Cannon to live her fantasies and go ahead and fuck Donald so long as she also throws him in the slammer.

Between her and what's-his-dick that let Vile Shittenhouse get away with murder, pretty sure the entire judicial system needs some strict guidelines about bias.

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Jeff, thanks for highlighting the Just Security prosecution of Dear Leader.. What I find remarkable in the over 300 page indictment is the fact that it is all based upon public sources... Can you imagine what the non public sources and testimonies that SC Jack has unearthed? Private and public sources seem to reinforce the idea of a multi pronged strategy to keep power, to keep the WH, the possibility of using the armed forces, using the military to confiscate voting machines, throwing the election into the House among other findings. As a resident of AZ I am particularly interested in the phony electors, as described in this report state by state. We need accountability, we need punishment to deter further coups or insurrections... And we need Justice.

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Little Donny Fuckface dreams of assaulting teenage girls. I hope he dies taking a dump on one of those glam toilets in his shitty golf motels. Barring that, let Melania shoot the fucker. Barring that, have a waiter dose his Diet Coke with acid, the brown tabs they warned people about at Woodstock. Barring that, I reckon four convictions would be a nice start. It won’t fix everything, but it’s a start.

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He's a cornered rat. Smith, however, needs to get ALL the rats (Margie Three Toes, Gosar, Biggs, etc.)

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Jeff, your writing makes us hopeful that Little Donny Fuckface finally faces the consequences for a life-time of being an asshole. Thanks for your newsletter

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I do not believe in laughing at the misfortunes of others as a general rule. Nevertheless, Schadenfreude is entirely appropriate for this particular POS!

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What I love about your blog is your sardonic, yet cut to the chase opinions, accompanied always with factual data. Thank you!

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Here comes Smith dundundundundundun (Jaws music)

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I agree. It just seems wrong that this criminal can be out raising hell at his klan rallies, because that’s what they are, when he should disqualified from running for office. Enough is enough!

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As a woman who has spent 10’s of k’s on attorneys to battle flying monkeys who over use the words “alleged assault” and being one that’s honored to give years of my life to take down a bad guy, I appreciate heroes like you that can give busy moms the play by play in the colorful fashion you do. It does my heart good ❤️‍🩹

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I can't help thinking there was a reason one of The Hague's top prosecutors was enlisted for this role, and why Jack Smith would have left such a prestigious position, 6 months after accepting a renewed 4 year contract, living a happy life with his wife and daughter, to accept a role that has him reviled by ⅓ of the country and possibly puts his and his family's lives in danger.

Smith has been investigating Trump's transactions and chasing money trails in foreign countries, alongside all of the other investigations. Might international crimes be on the list of indictments to come?

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I’m encouraged that Georgia, and now Arizona, and (fingers crossed) Wisconsin and Michigan are now investigating their fake electors. These state investigations dovetail nicely with Jack Smith’s investigation of the multifaceted attempted coup.

The more states in which Trump can be convicted the better. A pardon would be out of the question by either himself or any of his sycophants who might win a future presidential election. Of course, any of those states could have a Republican governor at some point who would be happy to issue a pardon.

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It is astounding and discouraging to witness

how blatant criminal Donald Trump has managed to sidestep, delay, and tap dance around the just consequences/punishment for his attempt to overthrow American democracy.

WTF!?

He, and everyone else who aided an abetted him (even you Ginny Thomas), should have been tossed in prison months ago

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As the 1/6 committee began, I was worried about the "incitement" concept because it requires the incitement be actually intended to result in "imminent lawless conduct." At some point in the testimony--I can't remember whose--I thought "Aha! Gotcha." It is still a really hard thing to prove, given First Amendment concerns. See Hess v Indiana, 414 U.S. 105 (1973), where a Vietnam protestor urging folks to "take the fucking streets later" was protected by the First Amendment.

So trump's first call to come to DC wouldn't qualify. Some of the stuff he said about Pence during the riot or at the speech on the mall might be.

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I need to point out that Cheetoh Jesus has been the subject of several investigations but charging and convicting are two different things. I’d love to celebrate his ultimate demise but I’m skeptical; he’s wriggled out of charges before and too much can happen to derail the process. Plus, he could be sentenced to house arrest (*for the sake of the country*) and unless and until he’s wearing a prison jumpsuit - size XXX large - I can’t celebrate. For nearly the entirety of his administration we’ve heard, “grab ‘em by the pussy,”THAT will be the end of him; the Mueller Report will finish him; the January 6th investigation will bring him down, the threats to Ukraine, the Raffensberger call, yada yada yada. I fervently hope that he’s nailed for at least some of the charges but until the prison door clangs shut, I’m not dancing in the street.

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There is no way Cannon will have Trump convicted or at the least spend a hour in prison. Bank on this. And Jack Smith will not be able to appeal this.

DC and NJ is where things will be done.

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