Kamala has a plan to actually protect women
watch what Kamala does, not what Donny says
on Monday, Little Donny Fuckface got up in front of a crowd of cultists and bizarrely blithered on about how he’s going to be the “protector” of women.
now, I’m not a woman — but if I were, I sure as hell wouldn’t want “protection” inflicted on me by the adjudicated rapist who followed E. Jean Carroll into a dressing room and sexually assaulted her.
nor would I care to be “protected” by the degenerate who never stops trying to publicly grope the daughter he claims to want to quote-unquote “date,” if that’s what we’re charitably calling it.
nor by the predator who brags about grabbing women “by the pussy.”
nor by the pervert who was a perpetual passenger on Jeffrey Epstein’s Lolita Express.
nor by the creep who barged into the Miss USA dressing room while teenage contestants were half-naked.
and certainly not by the heartless asshole who never shuts the fuck up about having single-handedly killed Roe v Wade.
during an interview that aired yesterday on WPR’s “Wisconsin Today,” Kamala called for ending the filibuster to restore Roe and protect reproductive rights nationally.
“it’s well within our reach to hold on to the majority in the Senate and take back the House, and so I would also emphasize that while the presidential election is extremely important and dispositive of where we go, moving forward, it also is about what we need to do to hold on to the Senate and win seats in the House. that being said, I’ve been very clear, I think we should eliminate the filibuster for Roe, and get us to the point where 51 votes would be what we need to actually put back in law the protections for reproductive freedom for the ability of every person and every woman to make decisions about their own body, and not have the government tell them what to do.”
that’s how it’s done, Donny. that’s how you actually protect women. not by blithering at a hate-rally about how we’re looking at it very strongly and you’re going to love it and making empty promises — or by vomiting out incomprehensible gibberish like you’ll never have to think about abortion again — but by proposing substantative practical solutions.
you’ll never guess who immediately shit a massive brick when he heard the news. actually, you will totally guess — because it’s the guy who loves the filibuster even more than he loves keeping children impoverished.
Senator Joe Manchin, the spiteful millionaire who lives on a yacht while his constituents go hungry, is cordially invited to go fuck himself.
Vice President Kamala Harris’ vow to gut the Senate’s filibuster rule to pass a bill codifying abortion rights has cost her an endorsement from a leading Senate moderate: Joe Manchin.
The West Virginia independent, one of the staunchest defenders of the potent delay tactic in the Senate, told CNN on Tuesday that he wouldn’t back her candidacy now — despite signaling earlier this month he was getting ready to do so.
“Shame on her,” said Manchin.
shame on you, you useless doorstop. go piss all the way up the rope with your sanctimonious tut-tutting. Kamala isn’t calling for the complete shitcanning of your beloved filibuster. she just wants a reproductive rights carve-out. your Republican pals — the ones you vote with 38% of the time — will somehow manage to survive.
oh, look who else has her kickers in a twist. it’s that other human traffic cone, Krysten Sinema.
Sen. Kyrsten Sinema on Tuesday ripped Vice President Kamala Harris’ support for scrapping the legislative filibuster to enact federal abortion rights, drawing praise from Kari Lake, the Republican seeking to succeed her in the Senate.
pro tip: if Kari Lake is praising you, you’re fucking doing it wrong.
neither of these wastes of oxygen are going to be in the Senate next year, and I think Kamala will do just fine without the endorsements of the guy who lives on a yacht and the woman who lives inside her own fairy tale.
Chuck Schumer, on the other hand, is totally down with creating a filibuster carve-out for reproductive rights.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) announced Tuesday that Senate Democrats will discuss creating a “carve-out” in the Senate’s filibuster rule to pass abortion rights legislation if they remain in the majority in 2025.
“It’s something our caucus will discuss in the next session of Congress,” Schumer told reporters.
right on, Senator. if Glitch McConnell can create a special carve-out in order to install corrupt Federalist Society hacks on the Supreme Court, Democrats can use the same process to enshrine a woman’s right to control her own body.
here’s Ohio GOP Senate candidate Bernie Moreno not just being a ginormous anti-woman dick, but also exposing, once again, how conservative brains work.
“sadly, by the way, there’s a lot of suburban women who are like, listen, abortion’s it. if I can’t have an abortion in this country whenever I want, I will vote for anybody else. ok, it’s a little crazy, by the way — especially for women that are, like, past 50. I don’t think that’s an issue for you. oh thank god they weren’t here to hear that one.”
oh yeah, “crazy.” women fucking love to be called crazy, am I right? it’s so respectful. hey hetero guys, here’s a fun thing you can try the next time you’re having a disagreement with your spouse or girlfriend: tell her she’s being crazy — and then duck real fast.
but let’s talk about “I don’t think that’s an issue for you.” this is the way you talk when you’re a sociopathic fuck who has no ability to feel empathy. that’s how conservative brains works. I’ve got mine, that’s the driving GOP principle. Republicans are fundamentally incapable of putting themselves in someone else’s shoes.
hey, ten-year-old kid, were you impregnated by your rapist stepfather? too fucking bad. sucks to be you. not my problem.
ask them to imagine what’s that like, to be forced as a child to give birth to a rapist’s baby, and you’ll just get a baffled stare. I just told you, it’s not my problem.
it’s just like when Donny, while visiting John Kelly’s son’s grave at Arlington, said to Kelly, “I don’t get it. what was in it for them?”
of course Donny doesn’t get it. he’s barely a husk of a human being.
now here’s a feel-good story we can all get behind:
The leader of the nonprofit Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against former president Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, for the chaos that ensued from their uncorroborated statements about immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating pets, according to the Cleveland law firm representing the agency.
The Chandra Law Firm says the nonprofit used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”
Through the filing, the nonprofit asks the court to affirm probable cause and to issue arrest warrants.
charges include disrupting public service, making false alarms, committing telecommunications harassment and committing aggravated menacing.
good. Donny and Couchfuck knowingly made up vicious lies and used those lies to turn the quiet city of Springfield, Ohio into a war zone.
Springfield now endures bomb threats that resulted in school closings and hospital evacuations. the city’s Haitian residents have had their homes and cars vandalized. neo-Nazi groups have roamed through the city, intent on fucking shit up.
“Anyone else who wreaked havoc the way they did would have been arrested by now,” lead counsel Subodh Chandra said. “There’s nothing special about Trump and Vance that entitles them to get away with what they’ve done and are doing. They think they’re above the law. They’re not.”
hear, hear. these two shitweasels have fucked around long enough. it’s time for a little finding out.
I truly hope the Haitian non profit gets some semblance of justice, particularly since Couchpotato admitted to lying, to further the Magat agenda.
After listening to his speech about women I understand how he brings out homicidal tendencies in certain folk.