today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit —
Judge Aileen Fangirl continues to carry water for Dear Leader
"The Trump-appointed Judge Aileen Cannon has permanently blocked the release of special counsel Jack Smith's report on the classified documents case — saying releasing the report would be unfair to Trump and his co-defendants."
She has her job because she's of the same ethnonationalist, fascist, racist transnational criminal syndicate that controls Congress (and thus will prevent any impeachment from going forward), the Supreme Court, and of course is headed by the pricktator in the Executive Branch. Completely immune to accountability.
They ALL need to be impeached! Excluding the three women -one Jewish, one African-American, one Hispanic. They are the only ones in there with any conscience, knowledge of law and backbone. The rest are spineless fuckheads.
Since Aileen is taking her bribe in the form of a promise of elevation to a higher court rather than cash in a Cava bag, it's a lot harder to impeach her than it would be for a traditionally corrupt judge.
Yes, but: impeachment does not automatically mean removal from office; it is the process of bringing charges against a judge. If the House of Representatives votes to impeach, the Senate then conducts a trial, and a two-thirds majority is required for removal.
We can’t get 2/3 of anything in Congress, but, it is a good measurement of the percentage of citizens that KNOW our country is being run by the fetid, stinking, walking corpse of a former sub-human.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 How I positively loathe that suck-up POS. Aileen, clearly an expert at the art of fluffing Donny, must still be hoping to be appointed to Court when ol' Sammy finally steps away.
Clarence and Sammy will both resign in late '27 or early '28 so trump can appoint two very young MAGA's with mail-order law degrees. He only needs 50 Repub senators to confirm them. I think Cannon would be young enough to suit him, and it wouldn't surprise me for him to pick the Hot Habba-Habba for the other one. Maybe Clarence and Sammy could hit the road and do a vaudeville act.
Which is reason enough to vote our liberal asses off, to take senate seats away from the cowardly republicans. Had Americans heeded the warnings of Hillary Clinton (about SCROTUS), we wouldn't even be here.
Steve, let's hope there's a "Blue Tsunami" in the mid-term elections so we can get these POS out of office once and for all. Most of them should just go directly to prison, where they all belong, especially the POS Orange Pedophile.
Hopefully the instant we get a Dem Pres, she/he will see the good sense in making the number Associate Justices on the SCOTUS bench match the number of Regional Circuit Courts of Appeal which is 12...plus one (or three).
More likely the democratic prez will want to ‘put it all behind us’ and ‘reach across the aisle’. They don’t learn. They just keep kicking that football.
"It's 10:00 a.m., I've got coffee burning my throat, and the turd-munching ass-waffle in the Oval Office is on Truth Social threatening the Supreme Court for having the audacity to follow the Constitution he swore to protect — then pivoted to claiming a ruling against his birthright citizenship order would "benefit China." I stared at that sentence, finished my coffee, and wrote this. Some mornings the news writes itself and you just have to survive it."
The "let everyone get along" party during 2021-2025 didn't do shit to impeach this bitch. Hoping the NEXT democratic party has the balls to impeach all of these lawless fucks starting in 2027 with Shitler being first!
Well, we all know that Trump has been treated “very unfairly” and “nobody’s ever been treated as badly,” so Judge Fangirl had to do him a solid.
While she tries to prop up her ruling by pointing to other cases, this is not like other cases, it’s about as fucking far from other cases as can be. Her “ruling” can and should be appealed. As with the Epstein files, the American people have a right to know what the hell was going on. Besides, Chief Justice of the Junta Roberts gave Donny a get-out-of-jail-free card.
I'm more embarrassed that US Hockey was happy to celebrate with Kash. Maybe they didn't know who he was? Because the guy who's seen the redacted names in the Epstein files and has done nothing about it doesn't deserve to celebrate a damn thing.
Not only that, but it isn't really appropriate when there is such a high profile kidnapping that is now going into it's 4th week.
Not that Yap (Patel--his full first name is Kashyap and I think Yap is a very appropriate nickname) would have any effect on the investigation--since he has no idea wtf he is SUPPOSED to be doing anyway.
Right. Nancy Guthrie is still missing and this fuckwad wastes our money to go to the Olympics. This entire regime is filled with losers who glom onto those who have real accomplishments to bask in unearned reflected glory.
I encountered 4 websites yesterday saying Nancy Guthrie's body was found,she was d@ed,first one was on my FB feed, they're all BS,I guess it's a new thing,post some clickbait BS to increase your following and the please the algorithm.
The FBI and local law enforcement on the ground around Tucson are probably relieved not to have him in Arizona publicizing himself and potentially messing up the investigation.
I still think that Maria Machado gave Shitler a fake copy of her Nobel. She didn't just hand over the medal itself; she had it framed.
Now, why would she do that? To prevent him from seeing it was a copy. She's not dumb. She kept the real one because she knows damn well he's gonna kick it soon.
He apparently invited the men's team to the State of the Union -- as if you want to rush back from Italy and rather than see your friends and family, sit through a long boring speech.
From what I hear, almost all of them are MAGATs. It's been a theme lately...see someone you are rooting for win...immediately become disgusted when you find out they are a MAGAT.
Yes. Please follow Dr. Tiedrich’s prescription: the more dirty words, the better. The circumstances are dire & demand that we be full on honest about our feelings. No punches pulled. Full on truth. Donald Trump is a motherfucking asshole. Have I made myself clear? Thought so. Period.
Legitimate studies have shown that people who swear a lot are more intelligent than people who don't. Hand on heart. My daughter has degrees in physics and nuclear engineering, works for the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab, and has a sailor's mouth. I can be talking to her on the phone while she's driving home from work, talking about what to have for dinner, and suddenly "All right, you motherfucker, use your turn signal next time!" I pay attention to these studies when they come out, and they're bang on.
Very mixed feelings about the game. Proud that our guys won. Embarrassed and infuriated that Patel hijacked the celebration. Although to be fair to the team, expecting them to ban Ka$h from the locker room is unrealistic. Wary and fearful and pissed off that Trump would hijack the win and take credit in some way. Sad that literally everything in our country has to be tarnished by the diaper loading POS
Given the composition of young, white "men" on the USA hockey team, and the typical hockey fan's penchant for fights on the ice, it wouldn't surprise me if the majority of them are trump supporters.
Therr are no men on men's hockey teams. Only boys who rape women and get away with it. At least in Canada, that is. It is, after all our 'National Sport' and players are gods among men or boys. 🙄
tRump and his basket of deplorables are really racking up the National Debt… $2.25 trillion in the first year of his 2nd rampage. But, not to worry - soon your dollars, tax or otherwise will be worth ever so much less!
I hate Trump and his crew as much as any of you. My posts on Jeff’s thread prove that. But I love the USA and I was rooting for the U.S. women’s and men’s hockey teams. I was in an airplane sitting on the tarmac when the men won in overtime. I yelled and shouted USA! My wife was mortified but I didn’t care. I’m not gonna let Donny DumpyDiapers ruin my sports fun.
We just can’t have nice things anymore. Goo-Goo Eyes Patel showing up in the locker room for the US Hockey Team’s gold medal celebration is like finding MAGATS in your bowl of freshly made ice cream. It’s disgusting, sickening and is a crystal clear example of just how fucked up our country is right now.
The worst people in the WORLD are in charge. What are We the People going to do about it?
Berke Breathed wrote that strip and he was remarkably prescient. He parodied Michael Jackson's growing weirdness way before it blossomed fully and skewered drumpf by having his brain transplanted into orange Bill the Cat. I wonder what he thinks now to see this fuckery by drumpf
Just another distraction for the Epsteinth time. How about if we have undocumented migrants go after the sex pervs in the files for a shot at US citizenship? Call it Aliens vs. Predators. I’ll show myself out.
Somehow, someway, we have to rise up as a majority and put an end to this craziness, Susan. Do you think the Dems could lend a hand? Cuz Chuck Schumer seems pleased with the status quo.
UGH. He’s beyond repair and out of warranty. The only thing I believe MIGHT be effective is a national strike like they did in France. That worked for them. I cant believe America is just lying down and taking it. 🤦♀️
Schumer did not vote for Trump's Cabinet. Kelly, Kaine, Klobuchar, Hassan, Shaheen, Slotkin, Kim. The usual MAGA Democrats. Schumer needs more than 23 Democrats behind him. The others are Trump enablers.
Yeah, so much of what they say is outrageously dumb, false, and batshit. But finding rhymes is proving difficult. Asshole and douchebag are toughies to rhyme
IIRC, acording to KKKarolyin Levette, the Dow is at $50,000 (sic). A few words rhyme with dollars — collars, brawlers, stupid MAGAt followers, etc. Have fun!
I wrote this after Bondi lied, deflected, and embarrassed herself at her appearance before the House committee but it can just as easily be applied to Lie-vitt or any other MAGA zombie female.
Yeah, well. All the Orange One has to do is run his mouth like he did on Saturday, and Americans lose. DOW is already down 1.5% today, because he announced his worldwide tariff work-around to the SCROTUS decision on Friday.
As you said: there is NO fucking class in the White House! I can’t even believe a president of the US would post such awful pictures, tik toks….whatever….They are ALL disgraceful and disgusting. IMPEACH NOW! AND… whoa—that’s a lot of snow…hope you have a snowblower!!! Hope everyone stays safe and will NOT watch state of the union….only the meidastouch/moveon one! :)
The "we're sending (unrequested, unnecessary) medical aid to Greenland" is even more perverse given our govt cut off (requested, necessary) aid to starving people around the world.
Is it really a "medical" ship? Is it one of our destroyers and this is how they invade Greenland under the guise of a "medical" ship? Trojan horse anyone?
He is already exactly like Putin in every other way . Who else would be a better tutor for derailing a promising country into a dictatorship ? Putin is the Guru . Prof Snyder accurately told us the path before it even began to happen here .
You'd think that Aileen is the only judge in that circuit. No other jurist seems to get a stab at anything trump. I don't think this is as arbitrary as we have been told.
While the news "sanewashes" the criminal elect by presenting moronic headlines like
"Trump Considers Targeted Strike on Iran" -from the NY Times ... as opposed to what? Untargeted strikes? ie.- "We don't know where the hell these missiles are going to go, but Yee Haw pressing this red button is fun!"
The so-called "Hospital Ship" fantasy in the mind of the pedophile-in-chief is intended to teach Greenland all about surprise medical bills and bankruptcy.
And of course Aileen Cannon-Trump is back in the news -with images of a SCOTUS nomination dancing around in her corrupt little head.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit —
Judge Aileen Fangirl continues to carry water for Dear Leader
"The Trump-appointed Judge Aileen Cannon has permanently blocked the release of special counsel Jack Smith's report on the classified documents case — saying releasing the report would be unfair to Trump and his co-defendants."
https://bsky.app/profile/kylegriffin1.bsky.social/post/3mfjtw7ys6s2f
And how does Aileen the Loose Cannon still have a fucking job? Name one law she hasn’t stomped on and shit out!
She has her job because she's of the same ethnonationalist, fascist, racist transnational criminal syndicate that controls Congress (and thus will prevent any impeachment from going forward), the Supreme Court, and of course is headed by the pricktator in the Executive Branch. Completely immune to accountability.
BOOM! MIC DROP! YA"LL! MIC DROP!
Well said, Seth!!!
Accountability??? Isn’t that what CPAs work on?
What’s unfair is that Judge Fangirl can’t be shitcanned.
She CAN be impeached. I think.
They ALL need to be impeached! Excluding the three women -one Jewish, one African-American, one Hispanic. They are the only ones in there with any conscience, knowledge of law and backbone. The rest are spineless fuckheads.
Since Aileen is taking her bribe in the form of a promise of elevation to a higher court rather than cash in a Cava bag, it's a lot harder to impeach her than it would be for a traditionally corrupt judge.
Yes, but: impeachment does not automatically mean removal from office; it is the process of bringing charges against a judge. If the House of Representatives votes to impeach, the Senate then conducts a trial, and a two-thirds majority is required for removal.
We can’t get 2/3 of anything in Congress, but, it is a good measurement of the percentage of citizens that KNOW our country is being run by the fetid, stinking, walking corpse of a former sub-human.
sad
In Florida?? K$SH might give her his stolen medal.
LOL!! Good one!
Yes
She has to be impeached! Damn.
I misread, 'impaled' works better for me.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 How I positively loathe that suck-up POS. Aileen, clearly an expert at the art of fluffing Donny, must still be hoping to be appointed to Court when ol' Sammy finally steps away.
Clarence and Sammy will both resign in late '27 or early '28 so trump can appoint two very young MAGA's with mail-order law degrees. He only needs 50 Repub senators to confirm them. I think Cannon would be young enough to suit him, and it wouldn't surprise me for him to pick the Hot Habba-Habba for the other one. Maybe Clarence and Sammy could hit the road and do a vaudeville act.
Which is reason enough to vote our liberal asses off, to take senate seats away from the cowardly republicans. Had Americans heeded the warnings of Hillary Clinton (about SCROTUS), we wouldn't even be here.
She tried to tell them...
That is a nightmare scenario. I am so steaming angry! I think I could go outdoors and melt some snow!
I think even a few GOP senators would not cross the Hubba Habba bridge. Iʻm naive, I know....
Steve, let's hope there's a "Blue Tsunami" in the mid-term elections so we can get these POS out of office once and for all. Most of them should just go directly to prison, where they all belong, especially the POS Orange Pedophile.
Hopefully the instant we get a Dem Pres, she/he will see the good sense in making the number Associate Justices on the SCOTUS bench match the number of Regional Circuit Courts of Appeal which is 12...plus one (or three).
More likely the democratic prez will want to ‘put it all behind us’ and ‘reach across the aisle’. They don’t learn. They just keep kicking that football.
I have no words. Thanks for the update, though.
Eileen Cannon is a douchenozzle. Utterly.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-trump-fumes-scotus-does-their-job-paris-tells-big-oil-to-fuck-off
My feelings while writing this morning,
"It's 10:00 a.m., I've got coffee burning my throat, and the turd-munching ass-waffle in the Oval Office is on Truth Social threatening the Supreme Court for having the audacity to follow the Constitution he swore to protect — then pivoted to claiming a ruling against his birthright citizenship order would "benefit China." I stared at that sentence, finished my coffee, and wrote this. Some mornings the news writes itself and you just have to survive it."
That's how it feels, Wendy. "Survive" it.
And just for that King Turd will reward her by putting her on the corrupted Supreme Court when Cardinal Alito retires this fall...
I'd rather see him croak
Less talk....more guillotine.
There are so many I’d to see croak, I’m not sure which one you mean. WTH, let’s live on the edge and wish for a package deal
Hopefully, it will be after the midterms and she won't get confirmed.
BINGO!
UNFAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OMG
The "let everyone get along" party during 2021-2025 didn't do shit to impeach this bitch. Hoping the NEXT democratic party has the balls to impeach all of these lawless fucks starting in 2027 with Shitler being first!
soooo ya wantin the ball less to put the screws to the lawless? kinda/sorta?
i do hear ya!
Nothing's more unfair than the plain, unvarnished truth that proves their guilt--according to every amoral criminal on the planet.
Why unfair? Because they'd be found GUILTY?
You don't want to be unfair to the insurrectionist rapist?? Gotcha.
Well, we all know that Trump has been treated “very unfairly” and “nobody’s ever been treated as badly,” so Judge Fangirl had to do him a solid.
While she tries to prop up her ruling by pointing to other cases, this is not like other cases, it’s about as fucking far from other cases as can be. Her “ruling” can and should be appealed. As with the Epstein files, the American people have a right to know what the hell was going on. Besides, Chief Justice of the Junta Roberts gave Donny a get-out-of-jail-free card.
Fine, then go around the bitch and ignore her ruling. Why not? THEY DO.
Leigh, EXACTLY!!!
What the ACTUAL Fuck!!!!!
🤬
Add her to the list of impeachments to come starting in 2027.
She loves to be reversed by the 11th Cir apparently.
I'm more embarrassed that US Hockey was happy to celebrate with Kash. Maybe they didn't know who he was? Because the guy who's seen the redacted names in the Epstein files and has done nothing about it doesn't deserve to celebrate a damn thing.
Not only that, but it isn't really appropriate when there is such a high profile kidnapping that is now going into it's 4th week.
Not that Yap (Patel--his full first name is Kashyap and I think Yap is a very appropriate nickname) would have any effect on the investigation--since he has no idea wtf he is SUPPOSED to be doing anyway.
Right. Nancy Guthrie is still missing and this fuckwad wastes our money to go to the Olympics. This entire regime is filled with losers who glom onto those who have real accomplishments to bask in unearned reflected glory.
Imagine if a Democrat did that. The howling would deafen the entire country.
I encountered 4 websites yesterday saying Nancy Guthrie's body was found,she was d@ed,first one was on my FB feed, they're all BS,I guess it's a new thing,post some clickbait BS to increase your following and the please the algorithm.
Bots, bots, bots. And bullshitters of the human kind.
Apparently Not Twitter is even worse... it's a 24 hour Klan/Nazi rally.
Musk made it that way on purpose
Maybe he had a hot lead that Nancy Guthrie was holed-up in the victor's locker room?
He needed an alibi for when the cartel hits went down.
Can't catch 'em Ka$h.
The FBI and local law enforcement on the ground around Tucson are probably relieved not to have him in Arizona publicizing himself and potentially messing up the investigation.
This is what happens when you hire incompetent lackeys instead of people with actual skill and experience.
Right. Patel doesn't give a flin' Fk abot anthing but his gf and parting.
He is so incompetent he couldn't investigate a missing fish in an aquarium
Drinking beer is apparently what he thinks he should be doing. Would this fly if ANY OTHER head of the FBI acted like this?? No. No it would not.
Oh, there's video of him criticizing Chris Wray for using the FBI jet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Others have pointed out that when the team visits the WH they better have a fake medal to give him 'cuz you know he's gonna want one
And you know where they can stick the medal . . . SIDEWAYS!
His big eyes can serves as the red lamps behind the nets for the goal judges. Cosmic loser
No to any Olympians visiting WH. They need to be received by Congress in the Capitol!!
I still think that Maria Machado gave Shitler a fake copy of her Nobel. She didn't just hand over the medal itself; she had it framed.
Now, why would she do that? To prevent him from seeing it was a copy. She's not dumb. She kept the real one because she knows damn well he's gonna kick it soon.
The players needed to fake it . I would love to hear their honest thoughts .
Has anyone heard or seen the President make a statement honoring the Women and Men for their Gold medal ?
Not unless you count that AI abomination depicting a bald eagle killing a Canada goose.
It's not lost one me that the eagle looks like it's subduing the goose in a very Epstein way. Very on-brand for this regime.
He phoned to congratulate the men’s hockey team on their gold medal, but the women’s team only got a tweet.
He apparently invited the men's team to the State of the Union -- as if you want to rush back from Italy and rather than see your friends and family, sit through a long boring speech.
Lies
That would be more egregious than the FIFA fiasco because the coaches of the American teams don't even get a medal .
I played some hockey when I was a yute,some rando walking into the locker room usually lost teeth.
Did the hockey team gang bang his teeny bopper GF?
And that fucking phone call with pedo in chief—making fun of the gold medal winning women’s team and all the players laughed—fuck ALL of them!
From what I hear, almost all of them are MAGATs. It's been a theme lately...see someone you are rooting for win...immediately become disgusted when you find out they are a MAGAT.
"Who's dis short guy with eyes that look like he took a puck to the noggin?"
😂😂😂😂
Agree!
There are a bunch of trumptards on the Fl. Panthers team who are also on the Olympic team.
I was rooting for Canada 🍁
Guaranteed not one player knew who that stranger in the room was!
To say we're the most embarrassing country in the world is an understatement. Jesus. 🤦♀️
I was rooting for Canada in the hockey game. The Patel thing is fucking criminal-he's a d-bag of the first order.
When oh when can we stop this...I'm tired of my tax dollars supporting this regime.
Susan, it’s ok to say DOUCHE BAG. Spell it out! Don’t hold back. It’s not good for you. You already said fucking. 😏
Yes. Please follow Dr. Tiedrich’s prescription: the more dirty words, the better. The circumstances are dire & demand that we be full on honest about our feelings. No punches pulled. Full on truth. Donald Trump is a motherfucking asshole. Have I made myself clear? Thought so. Period.
Legitimate studies have shown that people who swear a lot are more intelligent than people who don't. Hand on heart. My daughter has degrees in physics and nuclear engineering, works for the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab, and has a sailor's mouth. I can be talking to her on the phone while she's driving home from work, talking about what to have for dinner, and suddenly "All right, you motherfucker, use your turn signal next time!" I pay attention to these studies when they come out, and they're bang on.
So, Jeff, you're a genius.
I learned to swear at an all-girls Catholic high school. hoo boy, those girlies taught me a LOT
LOL!!!
Fuck you you fucking fuck!!
Now yer talkin’. 👍
😂😂
DICK BAG aka Bag o' Dicks
DOOKIE BAG aka Bag o' Turds
DEMENTIA BAG aka Bag o' Donald
D-Bag could mean almost anything -- I like the optionality of it.
Kash looked like a psycho who escaped from his cage!
That’s his normal look,SeekingReason.
There's a strange, eerie resemblance to a recent photo of Not-a-Prince-Anymore Andrew.
Very mixed feelings about the game. Proud that our guys won. Embarrassed and infuriated that Patel hijacked the celebration. Although to be fair to the team, expecting them to ban Ka$h from the locker room is unrealistic. Wary and fearful and pissed off that Trump would hijack the win and take credit in some way. Sad that literally everything in our country has to be tarnished by the diaper loading POS
Nah, fuck them—they took a call from pedo in chief and all laughed at his “joke” about the women’s team.
Given the composition of young, white "men" on the USA hockey team, and the typical hockey fan's penchant for fights on the ice, it wouldn't surprise me if the majority of them are trump supporters.
Therr are no men on men's hockey teams. Only boys who rape women and get away with it. At least in Canada, that is. It is, after all our 'National Sport' and players are gods among men or boys. 🙄
Thank you. Sometimes you just must stand up!!
Didn't know that. Agreed Fuck them
First time Mens team has won in 46 years (umm… possibly won this year because no Ruskies team)
Yet women’s team wins all the time - yet dumbfuck makes
“joke” about the women.
Can someone shove a hockey stick up his ass,please?
You have framed that whole situation perfectly .
Thank you
tRump and his basket of deplorables are really racking up the National Debt… $2.25 trillion in the first year of his 2nd rampage. But, not to worry - soon your dollars, tax or otherwise will be worth ever so much less!
Tax dollars and especially the $$ they have collected in the lawless donny tarriffs - WHERE is that money?
Qatar.
His pockets? or one of his off shore accounts?
I hate Trump and his crew as much as any of you. My posts on Jeff’s thread prove that. But I love the USA and I was rooting for the U.S. women’s and men’s hockey teams. I was in an airplane sitting on the tarmac when the men won in overtime. I yelled and shouted USA! My wife was mortified but I didn’t care. I’m not gonna let Donny DumpyDiapers ruin my sports fun.
We are gonna need a bigger boat.
HA! Perfect
We just can’t have nice things anymore. Goo-Goo Eyes Patel showing up in the locker room for the US Hockey Team’s gold medal celebration is like finding MAGATS in your bowl of freshly made ice cream. It’s disgusting, sickening and is a crystal clear example of just how fucked up our country is right now.
The worst people in the WORLD are in charge. What are We the People going to do about it?
My question as well... cause no one is coming to save us from this bullshit.
Whut about them aliens that pedophilic predator preznit alluded to?
LOL Yeah!!! What about them? I wish they would land in my backyard right now and take me with them. 😂
I wanna visit Planet Playtex of the Uninhibited Stewardesses (not PC nowadays, I know, but from the classic Bloom County comic strip of the 1980s)
OMG! Hilarious.... I'll be looking that one up! 😂😂
Berke Breathed wrote that strip and he was remarkably prescient. He parodied Michael Jackson's growing weirdness way before it blossomed fully and skewered drumpf by having his brain transplanted into orange Bill the Cat. I wonder what he thinks now to see this fuckery by drumpf
I'll leave the wife at home for that trip
You could send “Comments” from outer space, Susan!
HAHA! Hope the wifi is good.
Just another distraction for the Epsteinth time. How about if we have undocumented migrants go after the sex pervs in the files for a shot at US citizenship? Call it Aliens vs. Predators. I’ll show myself out.
😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
It's beyond my comprehension that the evidence of trump's debauchery in the Epstein files is so bad that the rump would prefer to start another war.
Nice one. 😂😂😂
He’s got the UFO files hidden in a secure location in Bondi‘s office along with the Epstein files. Where are the Watergate burglars when we need them?
At least they're not in the shitter at Mierda Lardo
They found no intelligent life here and left.
Somehow, someway, we have to rise up as a majority and put an end to this craziness, Susan. Do you think the Dems could lend a hand? Cuz Chuck Schumer seems pleased with the status quo.
UGH. He’s beyond repair and out of warranty. The only thing I believe MIGHT be effective is a national strike like they did in France. That worked for them. I cant believe America is just lying down and taking it. 🤦♀️
I like the national strike idea.Hit’em in their pocketbooks.
Sad to say we are 5% of the world's population,but maybe control half the wealth... we're spoiled and entitled.
AMEN!
Schumer did not vote for Trump's Cabinet. Kelly, Kaine, Klobuchar, Hassan, Shaheen, Slotkin, Kim. The usual MAGA Democrats. Schumer needs more than 23 Democrats behind him. The others are Trump enablers.
I was really PISSED that Kaine is siding with MAGA! Goddamn it.
Bazinga.
Gang bang Bug-Eyed Kash’s underage girlfriend
Patel is such a sycophantic simp
With a metaphorical cognitive limp
He makes sure drumpf is mollified
For all else he's unqualified
Just a pompous, mendacious shrimp
👏👏👏👏😂
That was gold . No pun intended . Keep them coming . What rhymes with " The Dow is at 50,000 ?"
Yeah, so much of what they say is outrageously dumb, false, and batshit. But finding rhymes is proving difficult. Asshole and douchebag are toughies to rhyme
IIRC, acording to KKKarolyin Levette, the Dow is at $50,000 (sic). A few words rhyme with dollars — collars, brawlers, stupid MAGAt followers, etc. Have fun!
I wrote this after Bondi lied, deflected, and embarrassed herself at her appearance before the House committee but it can just as easily be applied to Lie-vitt or any other MAGA zombie female.
Bondi's arrogant, insulting stunt
Was to the victims an enormous affront
That she is AG
Is a damned travesty
She's such a treasonous
Yeah, well. All the Orange One has to do is run his mouth like he did on Saturday, and Americans lose. DOW is already down 1.5% today, because he announced his worldwide tariff work-around to the SCROTUS decision on Friday.
Mary, hahaha!!
As a local pimp would say:
More holler for your dollar!
(I only heard this third hand- I don’t know any pumps)!!!
👏👏👏👏
Judge Cannon …if we have a history, her name will remembered for her role in protecting a treasonous pedophile from justice.
I am hoping she is forgotten. Anytime soon would be good.
A plaque seems appropriate.
1. Googly eyes is a fucking embarrassment but it’s par for the course with this regime. Can’t name anyone who isn’t
2. The Denmark parody account wins the internet for me today
Anyone else notice that the AI-generated ship was moving astern? 🛳️ 🙄
Steve, explain that to me . Pretend I'm trump and you have to dumb it down.
The pointy part is the front
As you said: there is NO fucking class in the White House! I can’t even believe a president of the US would post such awful pictures, tik toks….whatever….They are ALL disgraceful and disgusting. IMPEACH NOW! AND… whoa—that’s a lot of snow…hope you have a snowblower!!! Hope everyone stays safe and will NOT watch state of the union….only the meidastouch/moveon one! :)
Can't impeach now. There aren't 67 votes to convict in the Senate. It would be another wasted effort.
The "we're sending (unrequested, unnecessary) medical aid to Greenland" is even more perverse given our govt cut off (requested, necessary) aid to starving people around the world.
Is it really a "medical" ship? Is it one of our destroyers and this is how they invade Greenland under the guise of a "medical" ship? Trojan horse anyone?
Heated Rivalry inspires our love for hockey. And just like that, Kash Patel makes us hard cringe and walk away forever.
Like dumping a bucket of Shitler’s diapers in the middle of your Thanksgiving dinner.
Walt, hahahaha!!!
Gee, I wonder why we didn’t see Donald Trump in the US women’s hockey team locker room celebrating their gold medal?
They aren't teens
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Zing! H12thDoc. Bullseye!
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He couldn't make it to Milan but I bet he was day dreaming about being in the locker room until Melania dope-slapped him upside the head.
I'm pretty sure they are never in the same place except for photo-ops.
It's prolly a stipulation in her prenup
He'll soon be like his buddy Putin...can't travel to countries who enforce laws.
He is already exactly like Putin in every other way . Who else would be a better tutor for derailing a promising country into a dictatorship ? Putin is the Guru . Prof Snyder accurately told us the path before it even began to happen here .
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Bazinga!
Luckily for Patel the US Hockey Team had a women's medium jersey handy for him. Or was it planned? Hmmmm.
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You'd think that Aileen is the only judge in that circuit. No other jurist seems to get a stab at anything trump. I don't think this is as arbitrary as we have been told.
A Trojan ship. And they won't be filled with condoms.
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Thank you Jeff.
While the news "sanewashes" the criminal elect by presenting moronic headlines like
"Trump Considers Targeted Strike on Iran" -from the NY Times ... as opposed to what? Untargeted strikes? ie.- "We don't know where the hell these missiles are going to go, but Yee Haw pressing this red button is fun!"
The so-called "Hospital Ship" fantasy in the mind of the pedophile-in-chief is intended to teach Greenland all about surprise medical bills and bankruptcy.
And of course Aileen Cannon-Trump is back in the news -with images of a SCOTUS nomination dancing around in her corrupt little head.