he's an amoral filthy smelly old fucker who imagines first - that there IS a 'heaven' and secondly, that the guardian at the gate would let HIM in. Why would they? What has he ever done in his entire life to deserve admittance to ANY conceptualization of a 'heaven'? Nope: HE's going to the deepest, darkest, nastiest, swampiest, ugliest and FILTHIEST place of his imagination - where he'll scream and suffer incredible pain, just as he deserves,
Good one Elizabeth! How are you? I’m thinking he gonna dig his way down before he dies, the rate he keeps digging new bottoms. Maybe it’s better that way - not as far to fall. 🇨🇦
Honestly, any eulogy Orange Caligula gives will be 1000% about himself and his alleged genius, and zero percent about the decedent. Massive eyeroll.......
He will make a throw away comment about Aunt Linds to open the show and the rest of the “tribute“ will be about how his great and dear friend supported and loved Trump (he always has to refer to himself in the 3rd person) except, of course, for that one time when he didn’t, which was when Linds said he was done after Jan 6. But Linds took it right back and bent the knee ever deeper so (mostly) all was forgiven
He'll have to insert something mean to mock Lindsey, because he's a rotting old banana of psychopathic sadism. Then he'll chucklefuck it off while his audience decompresses from its cringe attack.
A eulogy speech they say? Sorry Linds you’re getting another typical bat shit crazy spew of sewage from the sweaty old coot. Linds remember when you said Trump was the funniest person you’d ever met? I mean we know you swing for the man adoring team but………..yuk
I have been musing over whether Donnie Demento's dementia is far enough advanced that he'll out ol'Lindsay in his "eulogy"--in quotation marks because Demento is absolutely sure to mistake the funeral for a campaign rally.
OHMYGAWD Joyce! I think you’re absolutely right! A black heart 🖤 for you my friend - black for the shitshow he’s gonna make it, and heart to you for calling it right! 🫶 🇨🇦
Tomorrow, we are expecting a full buck moon in the sign of Aquarius, the hallmark sign of our new eon.
Meanwhile, Trump is the most prominent example of the retrograde past trying to strangle the future. It won't work.
His rubbish is tired, his strength is waning, and he's cemented his reputation as the worst, most corrupt, by far the stupidest failed leader in the history of the Americas, not just the history of the USA.
Sad to watch the degradation of the USA under this moronic clown's "leadership". He reminds me of Caligula, and Commodus.
To have a private conversation with Trump. Netanyahu wants Donny to keep the Iran war going. Zelenskyy is showing gratitude for Lindsey’s support of Ukraine, and will ask for more help. It has been observed that Trump decides things based on what the last person to speak with him says.
Netanyahu is pushing passage of the United States-Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative to "expand and accelerate bilateral defense technology research, development, testing, evaluation, integration, and industrial cooperation" between the United States and Israel. Which means greater access to Pentagon funding, strategic planning, and intelligence. Kind of like a screwworm does to a host. As The New Republic stated, "No other country has this privilege with the U.S. military."
Oh great lovely! Trump is going to make that funeral about himself. So, he can score political points. I guess you will be writing about that tomorrow morning. Btw, great photo’s of Claudia and Katie!
It was someone's bright idea to have Donny give the eulogy. I'll let that person borrow my personal choice for my epitaph: "Seemed like a good idea at the time."
I waited for Trump to make a eulogy all about himself and sure enough, he had to mention how Lindsey said something “not so nice” to him in 2016, and in retaliation, Trump gave out Lindsey’s phone number publicly. It’s the only reason I listened to him struggle to read the speech someone else wrote. I knew it would happen. Me, me, me.
Mr Jeff, every day we are one day closer to one of the happiest days of our lives.If I am not passed out dead drunk and pantsless on the sidewalk on the evening of that great day, it won’t be for lack of trying.
Amen! I'm just going to make sure I've got a sticker with my address on it pinned to my shirt, so the cops can just dump me on my front lawn if I'm blocking the sidewalk.
Hopefully everyone on this site is validated and the shellacking happens BUT how will we endure between November and January when the new Congress takes office? Trump and his buddies will be evil on steroids as their time will be coming to an end. We have learned from the best (of the worst) how to deliver retribution. Reading Regime Change I wonder how many of the law firms he extorted are providing the pro bono lawyers implementing these travesties. Anybody know?
SO Nate Silver ran the numbers and it turns out the tangerine fucklord is underwater at 41.8% approval, 56.1% of the country wants him gone, and gas is sitting at $4.11 a gallon after he swore up and down he'd have it at a buck fifty by lunch on day one (laughs). And the model now favors the House flipping. and here's the thing, Donnie FucksHisPants — you can't redact a midterm. you can't pardon a spreadsheet. So the receipts are printing and they're not in your favor, dumbass Donald.
How can almost 42% of our country support this man? It is frightening! At least 56% of us can see through all the shit. And, yes, everyone I know is sick to death of him. Can’t stand to see his face or hear his voice!
I wasn’t polled. Does that matter? The mental health of those blessed with critical thinking have to stay alive and focused. This weary soul needs a minute. Going to hug a tree and talk to squirrels…..mindfullness🌻
There is a woman named Juliet (something, so sorry I can’t remember) who posts a series on Facebook called “Trump without Trump”.. she goes on to say “You won’t have to see his face or listen to his voice. This post is unedited and completely accurate. These are the words of the president of the United States of America”, and then she show a video of him speaking with a text banner across his face and SHE reads what he said at whatever event is shown. It’s really great. In a horribly sad and pathetic way.
I don't know if he's a Trump apologist but he is definitely propping up the right. He's been on my shit list since he called Democrats "libtards" about ten years ago.
That's one of the higher approvals he'd polled lately, but then it's Nate Silver who I haven't taken seriously sine he used the word "libtard" — not ironically.
I lived in Tucson, Arizona in 2020. They recounted the votes in Maricopa County where Phoenix is four times. It was so satisfying to see them get more votes for Biden with each recount.
The tipping point will be when the insane blather produced by all the brain doo-doo piling up between his ears makes Vance and Rubio begin to look sexy and wonderful to the right. His base doesn't vote the way pollsters poll -- they don't think "let's see, which candidate is strongest on affordability?" They barrel blunder-ass into the voting booths and select a candidate highlighting non-issues that trigger them emotionally.
Chris Cillizza made the argument that Trump knows the SAVE Act won't pass, but he keeps harping on it -- and Thune -- so he will have a scapegoat for the shellacking he's about to get in the midterms. It's *never* his own fault.
I'm still trying to figure out why Assolini was invited to the Correspondents Dinner Uncle Jeff, and Kaitlin Collins was on with Jon Stewart and he asked why she takes the abuse from Trump,she really had no answer except it's not her place to respond,what BS, probably the same reason Jake Tapper still has that concerned look on his face permanently, they're paid big money to do it.
There was a discussion about this yesterday evening on MS-NOW and the prevailing opinion was that those who attended were told to attend by their owners; those who attended and who submissively accepted Donnie Demento's insults, as they submit to them on a daily basis in the Oval Bordello, do so because they won't risk their jobs--as it's difficult to get employment in the MSM. Not exactly shining examples of courage and principal.
We lost our country at the Mueller investigation. Too many compromised, too many bought off, too many trusting, too many smelling opportunity, too many dumb. I knew it then.
If they cut off Emperor Stenchley’s fingers, it’d be microsurgery. I guess he wanted to hold a flashlight under his chin when he told that nifty finger cutting story, but the light got absorbed into the folds of his neck, with its startling resemblance to the south end of a northward facing cow elephant
I’m currently in the Kyotango area so we felt nothing, but it indeed looks quite terrible for many people in the south. Btw it has been like a dream here these past two weeks. All the politeness and low prices and lack of lettuce issues, measles and great general vibe, which I suspect is common in many countries around the world. I return soon to the lies and daily BS, folks listen to your Uncle Jeff and let’s 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 ourselves into position to work towards normalcy! We can be about the public good and education and decency and even have nice things!!
As an American, I sadly don't blame you. 😔 I am sorry for the state of our country right now. Please know that lots of us are volunteering every day, every week, every month to register voters and elect more Democrats. We will set things right and hopefully soon.
The next president will have a lot of cleaning up to do, including restoring our historic friendship with Canada. The burden will be on the US to repair the damage.
I think Canadians forgive easily, but many did not get over Bush thanking the world for coming to the aid of the US when 9/11 happened, but did not thank the good, kind people of Newfoundland who gave everything they had to those stranded in Gander. Hence that great musical, "Come from Away". And it is fun. God, remember when we thought Bush Jr. was the worst.
I'm an American who had the great pleasure and honor of finishing my undergrad degree at U of Toronto in 1978. I was treated wonderfully. Recently we invited Toronto friends to join us on vacation in New England this fall. They declined: "given recent actions aimed at Canada and the potential for problems at the border". So the muy grande pendejo is screwing with my friendships too. FU DJT
I have said the same thing to my family. The orange turd's recent retaliation for I don't know what the fuck, means I am not coming back. But I will one day, I hope. I miss New York.
Is he talking about the dirty Haitians in Ohio, the lazy no good blue state and it's immigrants? Oh wait, Ohio is a red state, and Haitians in Springfield single handedly revitalized their community. As per the residents of Springfield, I'm sick and tired of him also 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
It’s atrocious. Remember what Shady Vance said about the “eating dogs and cats” lie: (paraphrased) If he needed to make shit up to get the media’s attention, he would. And of course the media ran with it and pretended it was true. 😖 A pox on them all.
Luckily, the Haitian refugee sponsored by a couple I know, was able to get into Canada with his family and is settled in Montreal where he will be an asset to the community.
They went through all sorts of drama at the border too. They got Ansley's wife and two kids over first. But Ansley's passport expired while ICE was holding it hostage. And yet, they figured it out, they were so determined. This is so wrong.
Oh my goodness. So stressful. That poor family! I am relieved it all worked out for them and they are now safely living in a country that will protect and value them. Montreal is so beautiful. Please give the family my best wishes for a happy, peaceful life in their new home. Thanks Anastasia!! 🫶🏼
They are doing well in Montreal, I heard, and they can even speak the language! (Haiti's official language is French, but I was surprised at how quickly Ansley learned English once he was here.)
Even DeWine, the republican gov of Ohio, admits Springfield is better thanks to the Haitians.
I will never forget watching the debate and hearing that nonsense spew from his 🍊💩 pie hole. I also will never forget the feeling of despair as I listened to news of Harris doing poorly in the debate the following morning 🤬
In that debate Trump was louder and talked faster. Didn’t answer the questions, but “dominated.” The media was not going to be picky about whether Trump made any sense or was at all truthful.
Have to disagree. Trump was his usual terrible self. Biden was disastrous. And I think he was one of the most effective presidents in the last several decades.
The whole "eating the pets" thing started with a woman on the far other side of Ohio (in the Canton area I think) who claimed that she thought her neighbor ate her cat when it disappeared (I think the woman was mentally ill or something) but then she found the cat hiding in the basement. Somehow some Republican picked that up and made up the story about Haitians, who were only minding their own business.
Republicans will stretch any truth to scare people. No little girl has ever been sexually assaulted by a transwoman either. (Some have been assaulted by rightwing "pastors" though.)
I'll bet you're exhausted Jeff! This onslaught of fuckery IS exhausting. I think most of us are tired. I also think most of us are wildly grateful for the work you share. The combination of information, humor and community is a blessing and a refuge in these insane times. Thank you.
We are all approaching a place where all bits of erudite or even whimsical observation of this catastrophe are unavailable to us anymore. All of the snark is gone from my brain. I am almost entirely depleted of sarcasm and wit. All I have left is FUCK THIS SHIT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING. I AM FUCKING EXHAUSTED. I assume this is by design.
Just like he employed the Gish Gallop during the debates, his daily (hourly?) firehose of bullshit is exhausting and overwhelming. And unprecedented. Combine this with the spinelessness of the Guardians of Predators party and the oligarchic media, and we are constantly assaulted by malfeasance and lies. By design, definitely.
America's Pilonidal Cyst shares the same hatred that millions of Americans do, and that's why he has the keys to the kingdom.
We have to outnumber the bigots at the polls and defeat their unreconstructed party. It has to be taken out of power if only for a *semblance* of a check on this moldering pricktator.
Huh, I wonder if the cardboard cutouts cheering him remember when the Communist Democrats bailed out GM with American taxpayer money so they could still have jobs?
Those darn Communist Democrats! Especially Barack HUSSEIN Obama, who is also a Marxist and a fascist! How DARE he bail out GM and save the US auto industry? Who did he think he was – – the president or something????
“He’s right in your face every damn day” Jeff, I believe that is the primary reason Mel lives in NYC, she can’t and won’t handle Donald anymore…that’s up to Natalie, chief diaper bag lady…. And where is Barron? If Barron is such good friends of the Tates, why isn’t he publicly defending his buds? Best to all fellow travelers..
Exactly. Some may be less prominently turdish, but his immediate family is over the top shitty in every way. Look at Barron's insider trading and prediction market windfalls. Crooked is inherent in that family.
I think the perfect day would be if all of the White House reporters said fuck you for a day and no one showed up. I saw Kaitlan Collins on the Daily Show last night, Jon was really tough, but she said her job is to get answers to questions, not criticize, but to repeat the question until there is an answer or they ignore her. I know we call them useless, but she has a point, she is there to report, not give her opinion, not point out how stupid something is, not ask him what the fuck is wrong with him (sorry Jeff) but just to report the news, ask questions, get answers, and not react when trump attacks her because that gives him a win, and she will never do that.
I understand your perspective. But journalistic integrity doesn’t require reporters to ask questions in a vacuum. They can—and should—provide historical, constitutional, and legal context, if not also traditional (you can substitute “normal” if you’d like) practice’s and behaviors so the public understands why the question matters.
Just once I'd like to see a reporter accused of "fake news" answer back by pointing out that the chief source of "fake news" is the endless stream of BS that pours out of his mouth.
If a reporter engages with Shitler on a personal level, he's won. His juvenile insults just dig his hole a foot deeper. The droolers who get a kick out of his sick shit also enjoy the ridiculous AI memes portraying him as an ubermensch. They themselves have zero future, btw.
Why are they even there in the Oval bordello press conferences?? What questions is he going to answer without lying?? Ask a relavent question,he'll attack,and call everything fake,a successful interview with Trump ends with waddling off because he's a baby,I think it was about 1986 CNN tried to interview Trump about his bankruptcies,boom,he stormed off,when your tantrum and lying don't work,leave. Are they just going to keep pretending he's not senile?? And really?? There's maybe a half hour or hour of 'news' daily,but the 24 hour new cycle is all opinions. Kaitlin Collins is like everyone else there,a well-dressed and overpaid corporate weinies who's job it is to cover the Trump Babbling Idiot Cult for ratings, instead of journalism.
That's what I think is so weird. I know Miller probably thought that term would scare people who are ignorant and over 60, but does that word have any relevance now?
Ex-communist. He was KGB but I don't believe Russia is considered a Communist state any longer. Ironically, Trump is best buds with two of the remaining Communist leaders - Xi and Kim.
I just finished reading a book about Jim Jones and the massacre he caused at Jonestown in Guyana. The parallels between Trump and Jim Jones are striking.
Yes and no. The book was A Thousand Lives and was very interesting and gave me a really different take on how all those people got hoodwinked into killing themselves. I recommend it.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Many Feared Trapped in Mall Collapse After Japan Earthquake, Officials Say"
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/28/world/japan-earthquake-kumamoto-tsunami?smid=nytcore-android-share
Ugh. I don't know how many readers I have in Japan, but I hope you're all safe.
also, Lindsey Graham's funeral is today. Zelensky *and* Netanyahu are going to be there. so is Donny. sounds like a shit-show in the making
Reposted jes' for ol' Lind's funeral:
Graham cracker, we knew you too well
Your bending over for tRump was your tell
You did not even disdain
When he dissed John McCain
Enjoy your MAGA-fueled hell
Hope they bury him face-down....just saying.
and ass up?
His friends will remember him better,ass up and licking boots. 👢
I don't suppose they'll be burying him in tighty whiteys
That's the way...
Uh huh, uh huh, he likes it, uh huh, uh huh. . .
https://x.com/traecrowder/status/2080406356520309023?s=20
This isn’t bad
You think they will get shit smelled out of the room by Donald's Diaper problems, Jeff?
I read that he smells like urine too😮💨
I think Adam Kinzinger said he smelled like butt and armpits…
I believe Adam said "a strange combination of BO, makeup, ketchup, and butt"
I believe he has commented more than once.
My favorite line, and I don't know who to credit it to: "I can't describe the smell but I'll never forget it."
It is pretty obvious when people standing behind him wrinkle their noses, frown and turn away.
Desperation, body odor and Diet Coke.
He definitely doesn’t change the diaper often enough and I suspect he doesn’t bathe frequently because it would mess up his do.
And I’ve read he smells like pop, urine, and old make up and hairspray. Gag inducing just thinking about it
"You smell like ointment and pee!" - Louise Belcher.
he's an amoral filthy smelly old fucker who imagines first - that there IS a 'heaven' and secondly, that the guardian at the gate would let HIM in. Why would they? What has he ever done in his entire life to deserve admittance to ANY conceptualization of a 'heaven'? Nope: HE's going to the deepest, darkest, nastiest, swampiest, ugliest and FILTHIEST place of his imagination - where he'll scream and suffer incredible pain, just as he deserves,
Love it, Elizabeth!! ABD the sooner the better as far as I'm concerned!!!
Good one Elizabeth! How are you? I’m thinking he gonna dig his way down before he dies, the rate he keeps digging new bottoms. Maybe it’s better that way - not as far to fall. 🇨🇦
And the orange 💩 is giving a eulogy speech! UGH
... which will be all about himself.
👆
AND how much ol' Lindsey worshipped HIM.
Honestly, any eulogy Orange Caligula gives will be 1000% about himself and his alleged genius, and zero percent about the decedent. Massive eyeroll.......
He will make a throw away comment about Aunt Linds to open the show and the rest of the “tribute“ will be about how his great and dear friend supported and loved Trump (he always has to refer to himself in the 3rd person) except, of course, for that one time when he didn’t, which was when Linds said he was done after Jan 6. But Linds took it right back and bent the knee ever deeper so (mostly) all was forgiven
And how Graham's dying wish was to eliminate the filibuster and pass the SAVE Act.
OMG! You're right.
He will go on forever and a day about everything but Lindsey….
He will go on forever and a day about everything but Lindsay
The only things he'll say about Lindsey is how much Lindsey admired him, worshipped him, and went along with him.
My bingo always has Biden/Democrat Derangement Syndrome,trans-something and the old favorites,windmills,magnets, racism,etc
He'll have to insert something mean to mock Lindsey, because he's a rotting old banana of psychopathic sadism. Then he'll chucklefuck it off while his audience decompresses from its cringe attack.
Absolutely...y
A eulogy speech they say? Sorry Linds you’re getting another typical bat shit crazy spew of sewage from the sweaty old coot. Linds remember when you said Trump was the funniest person you’d ever met? I mean we know you swing for the man adoring team but………..yuk
Urology
HILARIOUS! And spot on!
I have been musing over whether Donnie Demento's dementia is far enough advanced that he'll out ol'Lindsay in his "eulogy"--in quotation marks because Demento is absolutely sure to mistake the funeral for a campaign rally.
OHMYGAWD Joyce! I think you’re absolutely right! A black heart 🖤 for you my friend - black for the shitshow he’s gonna make it, and heart to you for calling it right! 🫶 🇨🇦
Another whopper of nonsense and hate.
A tale told by an idiot ...
Really. Do you think he'll stick to the script?
Probably to only speak about himself!
Jeff, can't wait to hear what you have to say about that event tomorrow <3
The ONLY thing I can think of that Graham did post-Trump that wasn't purely for himself was supporting aid to Ukraine.
A day long vomitus event on the eve of the full moon. Yeah boy.
Tomorrow, we are expecting a full buck moon in the sign of Aquarius, the hallmark sign of our new eon.
Meanwhile, Trump is the most prominent example of the retrograde past trying to strangle the future. It won't work.
His rubbish is tired, his strength is waning, and he's cemented his reputation as the worst, most corrupt, by far the stupidest failed leader in the history of the Americas, not just the history of the USA.
Sad to watch the degradation of the USA under this moronic clown's "leadership". He reminds me of Caligula, and Commodus.
8 months distraction from the Epstein Files.
Go away Pluto in Capricorn
Lindsey just got back from where before he died. So many people in the Trump-Epstein orbit are up and dying
<applause>
🤣
What are the odds Phatso somehow makes it all about himself?
Why would Zelensky and Netanyauho go there? Graham didnt act like he would be a "hands across the water" kind of guy.
To have a private conversation with Trump. Netanyahu wants Donny to keep the Iran war going. Zelenskyy is showing gratitude for Lindsey’s support of Ukraine, and will ask for more help. It has been observed that Trump decides things based on what the last person to speak with him says.
Both N and Z probably know this.
Netanyahu is pushing passage of the United States-Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative to "expand and accelerate bilateral defense technology research, development, testing, evaluation, integration, and industrial cooperation" between the United States and Israel. Which means greater access to Pentagon funding, strategic planning, and intelligence. Kind of like a screwworm does to a host. As The New Republic stated, "No other country has this privilege with the U.S. military."
Well that would be disastrous so I'm sure Trump is all in.
Kirsten Gillibrand co-authored the bill with Ronny Jackson (Candyman!) and some idiot senator named Bopp or whatever. She's never to be trusted.
Nailed it.
The Lady Gray
Has passed away
His love of fray
A patriot made.
He's sainted now,
The tiny frau
Lying fallow
Evil fellow.
Oh great lovely! Trump is going to make that funeral about himself. So, he can score political points. I guess you will be writing about that tomorrow morning. Btw, great photo’s of Claudia and Katie!
Lots of material for tomorrow. I love you but I just wish for a week without any.
It was someone's bright idea to have Donny give the eulogy. I'll let that person borrow my personal choice for my epitaph: "Seemed like a good idea at the time."
I waited for Trump to make a eulogy all about himself and sure enough, he had to mention how Lindsey said something “not so nice” to him in 2016, and in retaliation, Trump gave out Lindsey’s phone number publicly. It’s the only reason I listened to him struggle to read the speech someone else wrote. I knew it would happen. Me, me, me.
It'll be all about himself.
I wonder how fuckface will co opt the funeral 🤔
Mr Jeff, every day we are one day closer to one of the happiest days of our lives.If I am not passed out dead drunk and pantsless on the sidewalk on the evening of that great day, it won’t be for lack of trying.
Amen! I'm just going to make sure I've got a sticker with my address on it pinned to my shirt, so the cops can just dump me on my front lawn if I'm blocking the sidewalk.
Excellent idea!
Hopefully everyone on this site is validated and the shellacking happens BUT how will we endure between November and January when the new Congress takes office? Trump and his buddies will be evil on steroids as their time will be coming to an end. We have learned from the best (of the worst) how to deliver retribution. Reading Regime Change I wonder how many of the law firms he extorted are providing the pro bono lawyers implementing these travesties. Anybody know?
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for a good laugh, Richard!
Laugh? I'm SERIOUS!
My only logistical problem is that if I’m face down ass up on the sidewalk, where will I put the accordion?!
Hahaha
Well slap me in the chops with a dead raccoon and then run me over with a rut maddened moose- might join ya there!
SO Nate Silver ran the numbers and it turns out the tangerine fucklord is underwater at 41.8% approval, 56.1% of the country wants him gone, and gas is sitting at $4.11 a gallon after he swore up and down he'd have it at a buck fifty by lunch on day one (laughs). And the model now favors the House flipping. and here's the thing, Donnie FucksHisPants — you can't redact a midterm. you can't pardon a spreadsheet. So the receipts are printing and they're not in your favor, dumbass Donald.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-nate-silver-says-trump-is-fucked-i-believe-him
How can almost 42% of our country support this man? It is frightening! At least 56% of us can see through all the shit. And, yes, everyone I know is sick to death of him. Can’t stand to see his face or hear his voice!
I only read his floundering words because his whining voice grates on me so severely that I simply cannot bear it.
I wasn’t polled. Does that matter? The mental health of those blessed with critical thinking have to stay alive and focused. This weary soul needs a minute. Going to hug a tree and talk to squirrels…..mindfullness🌻
all due respect to Nate Silver but I do NOT believe those polls
Polls are easily skewed. If you poll only Magats then he polls in the 90's. Polls are generally done to support a particular point of view.
Very true.
He all sweaty these days. Looks like the end is near
Lord, please hear our prayer.
We've been so good, and we've tried so hard. Please,,God, this one favor.
🙏🙏🙏
It means our IQ is really low. -0
There is a woman named Juliet (something, so sorry I can’t remember) who posts a series on Facebook called “Trump without Trump”.. she goes on to say “You won’t have to see his face or listen to his voice. This post is unedited and completely accurate. These are the words of the president of the United States of America”, and then she show a video of him speaking with a text banner across his face and SHE reads what he said at whatever event is shown. It’s really great. In a horribly sad and pathetic way.
I know! How can ANYONE...especially 42% support this shit?
41% approval! He was 35% last week! What did he do to win over more people. I heard his approval was down to the low 30's.
Nate Silver is a tRump apologist.
I don't know if he's a Trump apologist but he is definitely propping up the right. He's been on my shit list since he called Democrats "libtards" about ten years ago.
Nate Silver has a thumb on the scale.
Other aggregate pollsters have him in the low 30s.
Which is still astonishingly high in my opinion.
Different polls, different sampling methods. Trump didn't suddenly get more popular.
It depends on the polling.
Rassmussen , who only polls Repugnicants, says he's at 49.
Ipsis says hes at 41.
Disqus says 39.
There are different polling agencies.
And different populations polled.
-30’s
That's one of the higher approvals he'd polled lately, but then it's Nate Silver who I haven't taken seriously sine he used the word "libtard" — not ironically.
Yeah that doesn’t sound correct at all
Fuck him and fuck his Tigers
Hmmm I'm thinking that I quit listening to Nate in 2016.
it is all in how u ask the questions
...and he can't steal a landslide.
I lived in Tucson, Arizona in 2020. They recounted the votes in Maricopa County where Phoenix is four times. It was so satisfying to see them get more votes for Biden with each recount.
But oh, heaven knows he will try
Oh trying is going to happen.
The tipping point will be when the insane blather produced by all the brain doo-doo piling up between his ears makes Vance and Rubio begin to look sexy and wonderful to the right. His base doesn't vote the way pollsters poll -- they don't think "let's see, which candidate is strongest on affordability?" They barrel blunder-ass into the voting booths and select a candidate highlighting non-issues that trigger them emotionally.
Except Elon already did
DJT the worst president ever!
And a title he will own forever.
I mean, he's even worse than Harding, and Harding got caught taking bribes and shit. That really say something.
There are several presidents in the afterlife all toasting each other for moving up in the rankings, thanks to Donnie Demento.
Chris Cillizza made the argument that Trump knows the SAVE Act won't pass, but he keeps harping on it -- and Thune -- so he will have a scapegoat for the shellacking he's about to get in the midterms. It's *never* his own fault.
I have surmized this is true. He has to have a "target" in which to blame.
It's his MO. Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcY3XlzPzs
All too well.
Nate Silver is not reliable any more.
For good analysis go to G. Elliott Morris and friends at Strength in Numbers on Substack and Fifty plus One at https://fiftyplusone.news.
And FWIW good recent polling has found more Americans are not convinced that the Earth is flat (19%) than that support The Orange Obscenity (15%).
41.8% approval?? WTAF?
How horrific! I am hoping that rescue will be swift!
Trump is just a snake oil salesman. Cheap stupid and dumb.
He's like an old lounge lizard comedian playing to the security guard in an abandoned casino.
And he has a sweaty neck twat!
I'm still trying to figure out why Assolini was invited to the Correspondents Dinner Uncle Jeff, and Kaitlin Collins was on with Jon Stewart and he asked why she takes the abuse from Trump,she really had no answer except it's not her place to respond,what BS, probably the same reason Jake Tapper still has that concerned look on his face permanently, they're paid big money to do it.
There was a discussion about this yesterday evening on MS-NOW and the prevailing opinion was that those who attended were told to attend by their owners; those who attended and who submissively accepted Donnie Demento's insults, as they submit to them on a daily basis in the Oval Bordello, do so because they won't risk their jobs--as it's difficult to get employment in the MSM. Not exactly shining examples of courage and principal.
These people who do not stand up for truth and our Constitution are useless cowards.
I hate cowards worse than bank robbers. Waaaaay worse.
because her salary requires that she shuts up
And her contract. She reports and does not editorialize.
How can a dumbass like this have a strangle hold on a country that had so much????
Teri, I honestly wonder the same thing...almost daily. WTH?
We lost our country at the Mueller investigation. Too many compromised, too many bought off, too many trusting, too many smelling opportunity, too many dumb. I knew it then.
If they cut off Emperor Stenchley’s fingers, it’d be microsurgery. I guess he wanted to hold a flashlight under his chin when he told that nifty finger cutting story, but the light got absorbed into the folds of his neck, with its startling resemblance to the south end of a northward facing cow elephant
“where the fuck is Trenderagua, anyway?”
Just south of the Trenderloin
I’m currently in the Kyotango area so we felt nothing, but it indeed looks quite terrible for many people in the south. Btw it has been like a dream here these past two weeks. All the politeness and low prices and lack of lettuce issues, measles and great general vibe, which I suspect is common in many countries around the world. I return soon to the lies and daily BS, folks listen to your Uncle Jeff and let’s 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 ourselves into position to work towards normalcy! We can be about the public good and education and decency and even have nice things!!
Mrs Mild was in Tokyo during the March 2011 earthquake.
Omg terrible
"I’m so fucking tired of this fucking fuck."
This is the perfect summation of how we all feel. If we don't make the midterms a mandate, I shudder to think of America's future. 😳
Katies little dress at preschool! Super cute! ❤️❤️
Canadian here: It is how I feel. I am so sick of, I am sorry to say, the United States of America.
As an American, I sadly don't blame you. 😔 I am sorry for the state of our country right now. Please know that lots of us are volunteering every day, every week, every month to register voters and elect more Democrats. We will set things right and hopefully soon.
🤞
The next president will have a lot of cleaning up to do, including restoring our historic friendship with Canada. The burden will be on the US to repair the damage.
I think Canadians forgive easily, but many did not get over Bush thanking the world for coming to the aid of the US when 9/11 happened, but did not thank the good, kind people of Newfoundland who gave everything they had to those stranded in Gander. Hence that great musical, "Come from Away". And it is fun. God, remember when we thought Bush Jr. was the worst.
Imagine how we feel.
I have cousins in Michigan. I do understand how your feel.
I live here…and I’m sick of it too. We are not a smart country.
I'm an American who had the great pleasure and honor of finishing my undergrad degree at U of Toronto in 1978. I was treated wonderfully. Recently we invited Toronto friends to join us on vacation in New England this fall. They declined: "given recent actions aimed at Canada and the potential for problems at the border". So the muy grande pendejo is screwing with my friendships too. FU DJT
Well the thing to do is join your friends in Canada. That's how to preserve your friendship and fuck Trump at the same time.
I have said the same thing to my family. The orange turd's recent retaliation for I don't know what the fuck, means I am not coming back. But I will one day, I hope. I miss New York.
The majority of us are too
Mary, so are we…and we have to live in this hell.
“The perfect summation of how we all feel.” Well said, Susan! We’re all sick and tired of this. Vote like your life depends on it, people!
Our lives and our futures DO depend on the midterms! The entire planet is counting on us!
Exactly!
You are so right.
What a dress on Katie in that photo.
I WANT THAT DRESS!!!
especially back when I was 5...
I wanted a tutu. Today's kids are so lucky they can wear tutus as every day dress. We could only wear them for ballet recitals.
Oh how I loved wearing my tutu for ballet recitals! I've never felt so pretty! With the possible exception of my wedding day...a longer ballet tutu!
I like Claudia's outfit too!
♥️
And Claudia is so together! The dress, the necklace! When i took my son to preschool, I was lucky if my sweat tops and bottoms matched.
I should have mentioned that! She looked great!!😍
If we don't make the midterms a mandate, we are going to have a lot of death in this country.
You are so right. :(
Totally agree. Sums up my sentiment perfectly. Thanks, Jeff.
Is he talking about the dirty Haitians in Ohio, the lazy no good blue state and it's immigrants? Oh wait, Ohio is a red state, and Haitians in Springfield single handedly revitalized their community. As per the residents of Springfield, I'm sick and tired of him also 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
It’s atrocious. Remember what Shady Vance said about the “eating dogs and cats” lie: (paraphrased) If he needed to make shit up to get the media’s attention, he would. And of course the media ran with it and pretended it was true. 😖 A pox on them all.
And who the fuck are the dummies who still voted for T/V when they knew the cats and dogs crap was a lie?!
The maga racists and nazis, aka “Trump’s base.” They love that he gets away with these egregious lies.
Yes the media is culpable in all this just stop and listen to how ridiculous you sound when you report this as newsworthy😡
ICE intends to begin the round up you know since their protections expired
May they fail miserably!
Luckily, the Haitian refugee sponsored by a couple I know, was able to get into Canada with his family and is settled in Montreal where he will be an asset to the community.
So glad, Anastasia. Thanks for telling us this good news. I wish them all the happiness in the world.
They went through all sorts of drama at the border too. They got Ansley's wife and two kids over first. But Ansley's passport expired while ICE was holding it hostage. And yet, they figured it out, they were so determined. This is so wrong.
Oh my goodness. So stressful. That poor family! I am relieved it all worked out for them and they are now safely living in a country that will protect and value them. Montreal is so beautiful. Please give the family my best wishes for a happy, peaceful life in their new home. Thanks Anastasia!! 🫶🏼
They are doing well in Montreal, I heard, and they can even speak the language! (Haiti's official language is French, but I was surprised at how quickly Ansley learned English once he was here.)
Even DeWine, the republican gov of Ohio, admits Springfield is better thanks to the Haitians.
I will never forget watching the debate and hearing that nonsense spew from his 🍊💩 pie hole. I also will never forget the feeling of despair as I listened to news of Harris doing poorly in the debate the following morning 🤬
The media ALWAYS says the Democrat did poorly. Even Biden in his terrible debate was not worse than Trump – the media just made it seem so.
In that debate Trump was louder and talked faster. Didn’t answer the questions, but “dominated.” The media was not going to be picky about whether Trump made any sense or was at all truthful.
And yet making sense and telling the true are what matters, not how fast and loud you talk.
Have to disagree. Trump was his usual terrible self. Biden was disastrous. And I think he was one of the most effective presidents in the last several decades.
Yeah but Trump says they are eating puppies and kittens so we hate them.
The whole "eating the pets" thing started with a woman on the far other side of Ohio (in the Canton area I think) who claimed that she thought her neighbor ate her cat when it disappeared (I think the woman was mentally ill or something) but then she found the cat hiding in the basement. Somehow some Republican picked that up and made up the story about Haitians, who were only minding their own business.
JD Vance took that rumor and ran with it.
Wow thats crazy.
Republicans will stretch any truth to scare people. No little girl has ever been sexually assaulted by a transwoman either. (Some have been assaulted by rightwing "pastors" though.)
His brain is stuck in the 80's so he's probably thinking about NYC in the 80's.
Martha, the only filth in Blue Cities are his ICE thugs! Or if his stinky ass arrives.
Right, vance keeps coming to wisconsin, I don't know why, no one wants him here, don't tell me frump won wisconsin I claim voting fraud
I'll bet you're exhausted Jeff! This onslaught of fuckery IS exhausting. I think most of us are tired. I also think most of us are wildly grateful for the work you share. The combination of information, humor and community is a blessing and a refuge in these insane times. Thank you.
All of this.
Nicely said. 👏👏👏
We are all approaching a place where all bits of erudite or even whimsical observation of this catastrophe are unavailable to us anymore. All of the snark is gone from my brain. I am almost entirely depleted of sarcasm and wit. All I have left is FUCK THIS SHIT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING. I AM FUCKING EXHAUSTED. I assume this is by design.
Just like he employed the Gish Gallop during the debates, his daily (hourly?) firehose of bullshit is exhausting and overwhelming. And unprecedented. Combine this with the spinelessness of the Guardians of Predators party and the oligarchic media, and we are constantly assaulted by malfeasance and lies. By design, definitely.
Yep.
Yes, I am reduced to tooth gnashing and screaming, like the “the stupid, it burns” cartoon.
Congratulations on having teeth to gnash. Might be harder among some MAGAs
I hear you, man.
Feel the same, and yes it’s by design! But we must persevere!😓
Like Jeff, I am also fucking sick of the fucking fuckfaced fuck, and his fucking fuckheaded fuckup cult members.
methinks thou fuckist the fuckfuckiest.. and its fucking grand! 🤣
Fuckin' A!
Looks like we all still got fucks to give
I had one to give but I can't post images in these replies.
In fact, I have two to give; one on each hand.
👊
Touchè!!!
America's Pilonidal Cyst shares the same hatred that millions of Americans do, and that's why he has the keys to the kingdom.
We have to outnumber the bigots at the polls and defeat their unreconstructed party. It has to be taken out of power if only for a *semblance* of a check on this moldering pricktator.
Wow. I had to look up Pilonidal Cyst; gross…perfect.
Seth has been brilliantly consistant with that one.
I’ve had one- had surgery they are a real ass pain!
Damn, you made me look it up and I'm sorry that I did. Yuck.
Thank you for your service. I will continue to simply imagine what it is, and that's horrible enough.
Huh, I wonder if the cardboard cutouts cheering him remember when the Communist Democrats bailed out GM with American taxpayer money so they could still have jobs?
Those darn Communist Democrats! Especially Barack HUSSEIN Obama, who is also a Marxist and a fascist! How DARE he bail out GM and save the US auto industry? Who did he think he was – – the president or something????
Obama was an Atheist Muslim who attended a Communist Church
Short-term memory is winning over long-term memory. 🙄
“He’s right in your face every damn day” Jeff, I believe that is the primary reason Mel lives in NYC, she can’t and won’t handle Donald anymore…that’s up to Natalie, chief diaper bag lady…. And where is Barron? If Barron is such good friends of the Tates, why isn’t he publicly defending his buds? Best to all fellow travelers..
Barron the freakishly tall nerd
Seems like a strange sort of bird
Got his parents' bad traits
So he worships the Tates
Another crime family turd
Another crime family turd 💩, well Doc… who isn’t a turd in that family?
Exactly. Some may be less prominently turdish, but his immediate family is over the top shitty in every way. Look at Barron's insider trading and prediction market windfalls. Crooked is inherent in that family.
That is so good!
🤣🤣
Barron’s got some splaining to do starting as to why the Tates have phones in lockup. Hopefully under oath.
Usually they are banned in jail. Maybe someone is texting for him or he is getting special treatment.
Rumored that Barron is the special treatment on their behalf
Rapist in training. Like father like son.
Pretty sure the Tates would enjoy kiester phones.
Was Barron the lone protestor?
I think the perfect day would be if all of the White House reporters said fuck you for a day and no one showed up. I saw Kaitlan Collins on the Daily Show last night, Jon was really tough, but she said her job is to get answers to questions, not criticize, but to repeat the question until there is an answer or they ignore her. I know we call them useless, but she has a point, she is there to report, not give her opinion, not point out how stupid something is, not ask him what the fuck is wrong with him (sorry Jeff) but just to report the news, ask questions, get answers, and not react when trump attacks her because that gives him a win, and she will never do that.
I understand your perspective. But journalistic integrity doesn’t require reporters to ask questions in a vacuum. They can—and should—provide historical, constitutional, and legal context, if not also traditional (you can substitute “normal” if you’d like) practice’s and behaviors so the public understands why the question matters.
Just once I'd like to see a reporter accused of "fake news" answer back by pointing out that the chief source of "fake news" is the endless stream of BS that pours out of his mouth.
Kaitlin Collins is in charge! She takes the room and Donnie can’t manipulate her It’s fun to watch how much it drives him crazier
If a reporter engages with Shitler on a personal level, he's won. His juvenile insults just dig his hole a foot deeper. The droolers who get a kick out of his sick shit also enjoy the ridiculous AI memes portraying him as an ubermensch. They themselves have zero future, btw.
Why are they even there in the Oval bordello press conferences?? What questions is he going to answer without lying?? Ask a relavent question,he'll attack,and call everything fake,a successful interview with Trump ends with waddling off because he's a baby,I think it was about 1986 CNN tried to interview Trump about his bankruptcies,boom,he stormed off,when your tantrum and lying don't work,leave. Are they just going to keep pretending he's not senile?? And really?? There's maybe a half hour or hour of 'news' daily,but the 24 hour new cycle is all opinions. Kaitlin Collins is like everyone else there,a well-dressed and overpaid corporate weinies who's job it is to cover the Trump Babbling Idiot Cult for ratings, instead of journalism.
And "communists"?? Resurrecting an outdated and discredited scare word is an act of miserable desperation.
What does it even mean in this day and age to call a heckler a communist? He’s so stupid
Yes; they’re resorting to Plan C.
… it must be somewhere in Project 2025.
That's what I think is so weird. I know Miller probably thought that term would scare people who are ignorant and over 60, but does that word have any relevance now?
His bestie Putin is supposed to be a communist. Word has no meaning anymore. That scare went out in the fifties.
Ex-communist. He was KGB but I don't believe Russia is considered a Communist state any longer. Ironically, Trump is best buds with two of the remaining Communist leaders - Xi and Kim.
I read some time ago that Putin was a mid-level bureaucrat in the KGB.
Yes, which no longer exists. He's still an autocratic thug, but I don't believe he's a Communist.
Exactly. So why is he using to insult people since its meaningless.
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck The Donald!
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck The Donald!
Rockin and a Rollin / rocking and a reeling
What a scam!!!
Too bad the funeral today is for lindsey, and not the traitor in the White House.
I'd settle for a joint service
Good idea. We could all use a joint right about now.
He's a lying, brutal dummy
His regime, like the Pool, is all scummy
If you need mental relief
From that rapist thief
Try a CBD gummy
What about Mitch?
😂😂😂 Good one, Natalia!
Toss in Mitch for a trifecta.
😄👍🏼
🎯🎯🎯
I just finished reading a book about Jim Jones and the massacre he caused at Jonestown in Guyana. The parallels between Trump and Jim Jones are striking.
Gosh, that must have been a tough read.
Yes and no. The book was A Thousand Lives and was very interesting and gave me a really different take on how all those people got hoodwinked into killing themselves. I recommend it.
Parallels between Trump and all creepy insane morally corrupt. He is awful.
Absolutely the most honest wording ever-and we are ALL so sick of this lying POS! Claudia/Kate pics are beautiful!
I'm so fucking tired of this fucking fuck pretty much sums it up for me.