holy shit, Donald Trump and his worshipers are the whiniest diaper-babies ever

so unfair!

folks, the self-styled “party of personal responsibility” — those insufferable fucksticks who never tire of telling you to pick yourself up by your own bootstraps — has a message about life: it’s not my fault that I lost!

Colby Covington is a professional mixed martial arts fighter who on Saturday night lost his match against Leon Edwards.

I know less than nothing about MMA — it’s not my thing — but news accounts indicate that Colby was overmatched and got the crap kicked out of him.

but that’s not how Colby sees it.

“the judges have never favored me. they hate me because I support Trump and y’know everybody hates Trump in this building so y’know it is what it is.”

got that? it’s not because, as ESPN reports,

It was a fairly one-sided performance, with Covington unable to push the pace as he normally would and Edwards picking him apart from the outside with kicks.

no, Colby Covington lost because the judges had it out for him, because he wears a MAGA hat.

so unfair!

holy shit, give this guy the Sportsmanship of the Year award.

welcome to what Adam Kinzinger calls the Perpetual Victimhood of MAGA.

nobody ever went broke selling victimhood to unexceptional white dudes. not getting what you want? not your fault, pal. it’s the feminists. the blacks. those fucking drag performers are getting special favors that should be going to you.

so unfair!

Fox News and the Republican Party have been hawking this snake oil to disgruntled dipshits for decades.

“if those people fail, it’s because they’re inferior and suck all ass. if you fail, it’s because the system is rigged.” you’re better than they are, and they’re getting something they don’t deserve.

so unfair!

check out this ad that Jesse Helms ran in 1990:

“you needed that job, and you were the best qualified. but they had to give it to a minority because of a racial quota. is that really fair?”

racist says what?

and nobody is a bigger diaperload crybaby victim than Little Donny Fuckface.

Trump was born into the kind of obscene wealth that the rest of us can only dream about. his tyrant klansman father set up sketchy tax dodges and funneled money into them so that by the age of three, little Donny was making $200,000 year — just for being a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.

when Trump turned his $140 million dollar inheritance into a $1.2 billion dollar loss, the banks just shrugged it off and kept lending him more money.

by 2004, Trump was washed up. a joke. his businesses were unraveling. he’d managed to go broke running casinos, for fuck’s sake. do you know how inept you have to be to bankrupt a casino? Trump did it six times.

and then TV producer Mark Burnett plucked him off the scrap heap of failure, slapped on a fresh coat of paint, created a game show for him to host — The Apprentice — and peddled Trump to millions of gullible Americans as tHe MoSt SuCeSsFuL BuSiNeSsMaN EvEr.

throughout his entire pampered life, Trump has been handed every opportunity, coddled and shown deference and bailed out repeatedly and been allowed to fail upwards over and over — and, until very recently, even allowed to break the law without consequence — eventually falling ass-backwards into the presidency of the United States — and what does this guy do all day long? whine about how the system is rigged against him.

so unfair!

and this is the lesson he has taught his faithful flock:

“everything is rigged. against me, and against you.”

the “you lost, get over it” crowd from 2016 has turned never getting over anything into a cottage industry.

boo fucking hoo, crybabies.

hey Colby — you lost. get the fuck over it.