Watching Donald's brain rot reminds me of a science fair project I did in 8th grade - documenting the stages of mold growth on a bowl of cottage cheese.
Mold is superior to him. Mold has given us penicillin and mold does not lie, cheat, steal, sexually assault anyone, or be manipulated into dropping bombs or selling out their country
Mold also gave us blue cheese and a host of other moldy cheeses. Not to mention putting a 50% tarriff will affect the rich by a lot. What do we buy from Russia? Really expensive vodka and caviar. I guess that’s what they need those tax breaks for because why the hell should Russian vodka and caviar cut into their billions.
And mine (thanks for the memory) putting baby teeth I got back from the tooth fairy in different solutions of stuff I was told were bad for your teeth like sugar water and coke vs the same solutions with toothpaste to see which dissolved them. The coke was best because it not only dissolved a tooth but turned it brown first. Huh. Wish I could write orange but it’s not what I remember. Actually I think your experiment was better.
The science fair was mandatory! I had zero interest, came up with the laziest experiment I could think of. I was a theater kid. Let's make that mandatory!
I also did a mold science project, and it got disqualified. I think mine was sixth grade and I would’ve liked to dispute the disqualification. Same with the list of books I read in fifth grade. A friend and I were competing for an award. Everything that was not for fifth graders got disqualified. I actually was in sixth grade as an experiment. Experiment over and we all got to do sixth grade again.
I read Jess's report from the Holy Heartland and it had the appalling ring of truth. Those freaks of nature there and here in Georgia have thrown their entire being into an unquestioning death cult. Besides, the Epstein docs have probably been all destroyed, unless there are still digital copies.
I suspect that copies exist, but even if they didn't, there were still multiple people at those "parties" and I can guarantee someone documented the attendance. They just all protect each other from the gaze of the general public.
Hope springs eternal, doesn’t it? If I had a dollar for every time since Stupid Escalator Ride circa 2015 that I’ve said, “OK, this is it. He’s done. Really, this time for sure. What? He’s still here? Are effing kidding me? WTF?” I would be a bazillionaire. Now I just assume what ever 5-alarm fire happened yesterday will have died down before I finish today’s breakfast because you know….. he is the Teflon AntiChrist.
ZERO accountability. I thought the Pope photo would at least piss-off our Catholic brothers and sisters. Crickets! They could have a photo of him getting a lap-dance on the Lolita Express and he wouldn't lose a single vote. They guy is orange Teflon.
I think Pam and Kash are almost done writing the Epstein Files per Trump’s instructions: authors H. Clinton, B. Obama; clients = every person Trump doesn’t like.
It will include a complete exoneration of Maxwell which will facilitate her release from prison and return of all her $$ based on her promise to back up the shitweasel that he and Epstein just played chess together with no girls, underaged or not, anywhere near them.
They must have finished, if not writing it then winnowing out everything that would point a finger at trump. I base this on the fact that holy Mike Johnson is now calling for “full transparency” of the Epstein files after blocking democrats’ move to allow Maxwell to testify before Congress and release all of the files.
I still think there will be something they will release that exonerates Maxwell, springs her from prison, restores all her worldly goods in a quid pro quo agreement where she testifies that trump was never near any underage girl. Earlier I sarcastically said she’d say that the only contact between Epstein and trump were their ch SS games with no females, underaged or of, age around.
One would have to be brain dead to believe anything from this regime; meaning that the cult will swallow it hook, line and sinker.
I'm understanding that the MAGAs outrage at not releasing the files are more about their conspiracy-loving "brains" thinking the files are chock with libtards and less about the victims.
They are clamoring to see what Democrats were involved, not their adored leader. However, raping of children might not sit well with even these m’effers! Ghislaine should spill all of it.
Why would she spill the beans? Trump was sending her a message when he wished her well in prison. Keep your mouth shut and you may live to see another day. She'd never see her next birthday if she ran her mouth about him and then they let her out of prison. She doesn't have the kind of money or protection to protect her. I get the idea there are foreign leaders on the list too or involved in this. Nowhere would be safe for her.
You are absolutely right because in the end he hates the same minorities they do, and the sadopopulism they voted for will see to it that those minorities will be tormented. Whether by federal policy or harm, or by allowing free reign to the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror that Republicans control.
Chutzpah! I remember listening to a radio interview years ago with a guy who'd written a book about the Beatles and who apparently knew Yoko Ono. He had just spent a lot of money to win one of the Beatles' Grammy awards at an auction and stopped by Yoko Ono's NY apartment to show it to her. They visited for a bit and then he left, forgetting to take the Grammy with him. When he got home, he phoned Yoko Ono to say that he had left it there and would be back for it. She replied, "Don't bother, it's mine now."
You are 100% right. Remember the musical Chicago? There's is ALWAYS something new in the News-and-Outrage Cycle. If not, he's got something warming-up in the bullpen.
Sadly, Jeff, you are right, but don't worry. He's like herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. There will be plenty more for the aggrieved MAGAS. They are like raw nerves...like a tooth abscess. Finally, eventually, even that has to get pulled from the pain. . Can't pray that away.
The most despicable piece of presidential connard fixer, grabbed all the Epstein evidence when he was Trumps AG Jeff. It’ll never see the light of day!!
Exactly, the Epstein files are played out. His followers don't care if he's a pedophile. They already heard him say once that he was more attracted to his 15 yr old daughter than his wife. And they still support him. I dont get it, but it may have to do with them already investing so much in him that they just can't go back without losing their identities..
"If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan
So he pulls another one of his shitful diversionary tactics by ripping off Chelsea's trophy in an attempt to put Epstein on the back burner. With his brain rotting more by the day, Dump and his merry band of advisors actually believe it just might work but most folks know better. This trophy theft should be front page news but once again, the press fails us miserably. Hopefully whoever sits in the Oval Office the next time around immediately gives that trophy back as the felons whorehouse resembling domain is dismantled.
Sort of curious to know why EVERY Republican in the House thought it necessary to block the release of files that their Attorney General assured them do not even exist.
You know who pulled the same shit? Comrad Vladdy. Don’t ask me when or the names because I’m not into sports, but during a visit he asked some dude to see his Superbowl ring, a gaudy solid gold trinket. Said dude took it off his finger and stupidly gave it to putin who pocketed it and left with it.
I agree that Kraft’s name is on there!! The Republicans have no problem with rapists, pedophiles and cruel liars!! I am stuck between screaming and crying! I don’t see where this ends!
Me too, but I can’t go anywhere because I’m too old, and I had trouble finding a new Primary Care Physician after my doctor of 36 years passed away. I finally found one who takes my insurance and new elderly patients.
Sharon, I am too old as well. That doesn't stop me from attending protest rallys (no walker yet) and writing blistering emails to our congress people. I also enjoy commenting on every forum I can ferret out. You go, girl.
Likewise. Were I only 20 years younger, I would get snapped up in a second anywhere I wanted in the EU, as I'm a physicist. Now I am a man without a country, and can do nothing about it.
Except get under MAGA's skin every fucking time I can.
If I was younger, I could go with the traveling nurses to Canada or England (I don't speak another language). But too, they don't make the process to be hired in Canada easy - paperwork and more tests. Much easier to get a nursing job in the states. But I'm retiring soon and I'm done working then. It will be 47 years - the end.
My youngest son refuses to even talk about any of this with me anymore. He says he just can't deal with all of it all the time. I did tell him about the Epstein files and he just shook his head. I just can't stand not knowing what's going on - that's why I don't cut the tie. But I stopped watching MSNBC after the election and I don't listen to podcasts etc. Enough is enough. It becomes an obsession.
I think its reasonable to try to stay informed...but I have walked away when it started to make me feel physically ill. And there have been those days.
A room of supposed FAITH LEADERS laughing at Donnie telling a “joke” about bombing a nursing home is so on brand it’s perfect. Perfect for sick fucks, that is.
So the MAGA movement is chewing itself up. Tucker. Bannon. Kelly. All of them are turning on bondi, and Im waiting for them to turn on Trump. I keep hoping.
Im sorry, I just cant stop writing about it. You can all hate me now and tell me to shut the fuck up about it. But the reversal is just so orgasmically beautiful.
Yeah, Vlad is going to be so frightened of Donny’s tariff threats, like the last several threats that he will end the war in fifty days. Since the imports from Russia are zero, 50% of zero is still zero. I’m sure Vlad is shaking in his boots.
Don't forget that Donnie recently lifted tariffs on Russian asbestos. Word has it that it's because we don't have enough mesothelioma patients to test RFK Jr's vitamin A therapy.
The only thing that would make the current situation more entertaining is if the ghost of the original Romper Room Lady from TV could return from the grave, experience a split second philosophical adjustment, and rise up righteous to beat the living shit out of President Toddler. 😁
All I can say is, Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool!
With a Democratic president this kind of batshittery would be a months' long scandal and fatal in the same way that the Dean Scream was. Here it's just...Tuesday.
The continued poke in our eyes from the unreconstructed as they exercise their vast unearned power over us continues.
A couple weeks ago he took a clock from Rubio’s office nd
It it in the cabinet room. He said “ I am President I can take nothing I want” I guess that includes the World Cup,trophy won by players from Britain. The FIFA head let him do it because the World Cup is playing in US in a couple years and he did not want “offend” him. The man is an embarrassment!
If FIFA were not overrun by criminal oligarchs the (men's) World Cup would never be played in a soccer backwater like the US. FIFA, like the IOC, are killing sports.
That marriage is an absolute joke. Always has been. He married for arm candy and to find some greedy gold digger that was desperate enough $$$$$ to put up with him. I find her as despicable as him.
That video is so cringe I think all of my organs just curled up like a pillbug. Also, since when does Trump give a shit about soccer? Of course he doesn't. He just wants to be anywhere people are cheering because he can pretend it's for him. FFS he is the most pathetic loser on Earth.
Watching Donald's brain rot reminds me of a science fair project I did in 8th grade - documenting the stages of mold growth on a bowl of cottage cheese.
Mold is superior to him. Mold has given us penicillin and mold does not lie, cheat, steal, sexually assault anyone, or be manipulated into dropping bombs or selling out their country
I always thought cottage cheese smelled and looked like throw up but now I eat it or the nurse won't give me my pudding.
lol, that was a good one!
Labels for some COPD inhalers warn that they can cause thrush, "which looks like cottage cheese." (User is told to rinse out mouth after use.)
I am not a medical professional but rather an accomplished amateur.
🤣🤣🤣
I’m applauding mold as I type Doc!!
Penicillin, and the other antibiotics that followed, have saved tens of millions of lives at least
Shhh! If RFK, Jr hears this he’s liable to ban penicillin. And maybe even all antibiotics.
If he does, would somebody please give him several scratches and then dip him in that sewer-infused creek that he so loves to bathe in?
Amen, brother!
Mold also gave us blue cheese and a host of other moldy cheeses. Not to mention putting a 50% tarriff will affect the rich by a lot. What do we buy from Russia? Really expensive vodka and caviar. I guess that’s what they need those tax breaks for because why the hell should Russian vodka and caviar cut into their billions.
I did the same by swiping a cotton swab on a drinking fountain. Gross
What’s with these nasty science posts to start a beautiful day Kay-EI??
😂😂😂
I posted later Patrick, but it isn’t much better.
Smile!!
Why not?
Science is gross.🤮
Yikes Ann, although it probably smelled no worse than Donnie’s malodorous codpiece!!
Now I’m retching while laughing …
I'm worried about you Patrick.
I’m a little worried myself Chris!!
😂😂
EEEEWWWWWWW.......
Loved the sound omitted from that one Linda!!
WE are now the cottage cheese, Ann
Y'all are providing some delightful images today.
You got the fungus rolling, Ann 😀
I believe you started this roll Ann!!
At least they are G rated. 😉😝
Good one.
Dementia'd one could grow mold on the containment pond liner at the local sewage treatment plant. And that stuff's inert for gods sake.
He would also kill the bugs in an activated sludge process.
Ann, thank you for my first laugh of the day 😂
And mine (thanks for the memory) putting baby teeth I got back from the tooth fairy in different solutions of stuff I was told were bad for your teeth like sugar water and coke vs the same solutions with toothpaste to see which dissolved them. The coke was best because it not only dissolved a tooth but turned it brown first. Huh. Wish I could write orange but it’s not what I remember. Actually I think your experiment was better.
The science fair was mandatory! I had zero interest, came up with the laziest experiment I could think of. I was a theater kid. Let's make that mandatory!
😂
😂
I also did a mold science project, and it got disqualified. I think mine was sixth grade and I would’ve liked to dispute the disqualification. Same with the list of books I read in fifth grade. A friend and I were competing for an award. Everything that was not for fifth graders got disqualified. I actually was in sixth grade as an experiment. Experiment over and we all got to do sixth grade again.
Public schools were better then than now but there was an awful lot of stupidity in the mix.
AND yet… he STILL is trying to quash the FILES.
here's my prediction: MAGA's outrage will, sadly, burn itself out, and they'll move on to the next shiny object.
I wish it weren't true, because I'd love to see Donny's support crater. but we live in the stupidest possible timeline.
I hope I'm wrong
Jess Piper, View from rural Missouri, said the same thing. It's a cult, pure and simple. This makes me sick.
And yesterday Fox mentioned Biden 85 times, Jeffrey Epstein zero.
This is hard to believe — mostly because I never watch it. Don’t want to ruin my throat screaming at the screen.
I don’t watch it either. It was reported in Robert Hubbell’s substack today.
Cult leaders got their marching orders.
👆factoid that should be amplified but it’s not
yeah...even stupid Charlie Kirk got a trump flavored pacifier persuading him to STFU about Epstein.
💀💀💀💀 Damn Fox Noise to the coldest depths of hell.
I read Jess's report from the Holy Heartland and it had the appalling ring of truth. Those freaks of nature there and here in Georgia have thrown their entire being into an unquestioning death cult. Besides, the Epstein docs have probably been all destroyed, unless there are still digital copies.
I suspect that copies exist, but even if they didn't, there were still multiple people at those "parties" and I can guarantee someone documented the attendance. They just all protect each other from the gaze of the general public.
Psychological construct bearing the name identity fusion Susan, you’re correct!!
Hope springs eternal, doesn’t it? If I had a dollar for every time since Stupid Escalator Ride circa 2015 that I’ve said, “OK, this is it. He’s done. Really, this time for sure. What? He’s still here? Are effing kidding me? WTF?” I would be a bazillionaire. Now I just assume what ever 5-alarm fire happened yesterday will have died down before I finish today’s breakfast because you know….. he is the Teflon AntiChrist.
ZERO accountability. I thought the Pope photo would at least piss-off our Catholic brothers and sisters. Crickets! They could have a photo of him getting a lap-dance on the Lolita Express and he wouldn't lose a single vote. They guy is orange Teflon.
Me too. But. No. Orange Teflon strikes again.
But why, do we ever ask ourselves “why”? That’s where the battlefield lies.
Truer words were never written, Sky. 😔
Yes, he's like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust.
Nailed it!
I think Pam and Kash are almost done writing the Epstein Files per Trump’s instructions: authors H. Clinton, B. Obama; clients = every person Trump doesn’t like.
It will include a complete exoneration of Maxwell which will facilitate her release from prison and return of all her $$ based on her promise to back up the shitweasel that he and Epstein just played chess together with no girls, underaged or not, anywhere near them.
And leave her out in the open to be “dealt with”.
Hmm, I wonder if writing Donny into her will would be included.
I beg to differ chess? Checkers but he would cheat absolutely, no chance to be the loser.
Tiddily winks would probably be even better. I chose “chess” because it was the least likely game I could think of. 😀
Was Pammy the AG when Epstein got a very light sentence? Trafficking minors was thrown out and he got to leave jail for 12 hours a day.
No, that was either Jeff “Keebler Elf” Sessions or Bill “Jabba” Barr, depending on the date.
Thanks. I should have looked it up but my supernatural phone would then assume I am a fan and I would start getting scary messages.
Florida AG
his conviction was in State court, Florida. The earlier federal case was under Dubya. The later federal case ended with his death.
They must have finished, if not writing it then winnowing out everything that would point a finger at trump. I base this on the fact that holy Mike Johnson is now calling for “full transparency” of the Epstein files after blocking democrats’ move to allow Maxwell to testify before Congress and release all of the files.
I still think there will be something they will release that exonerates Maxwell, springs her from prison, restores all her worldly goods in a quid pro quo agreement where she testifies that trump was never near any underage girl. Earlier I sarcastically said she’d say that the only contact between Epstein and trump were their ch SS games with no females, underaged or of, age around.
One would have to be brain dead to believe anything from this regime; meaning that the cult will swallow it hook, line and sinker.
I think he'll lose 2% of them, but not enough to count in an election. Doesn't matter, because they'll always have JFK Junior to save them.
Jr. was nominated for eugenics purposes Kathleen, part of the Project 2025 construct. He won’t be saving anyone, which is your point, oui?
RFK Jr.?
Some of these people think JFK Junior is still alive. And he's playing an important role in saving the country from the Uniparty.
I see. Guess I’m not up to speed on QAnon gospel.
Lucky you!
So true.
I think it’s a QANON reference but who can tell with these whack jobs?
Or kill them.
I'm understanding that the MAGAs outrage at not releasing the files are more about their conspiracy-loving "brains" thinking the files are chock with libtards and less about the victims.
Correct.
They are clamoring to see what Democrats were involved, not their adored leader. However, raping of children might not sit well with even these m’effers! Ghislaine should spill all of it.
Why would she spill the beans? Trump was sending her a message when he wished her well in prison. Keep your mouth shut and you may live to see another day. She'd never see her next birthday if she ran her mouth about him and then they let her out of prison. She doesn't have the kind of money or protection to protect her. I get the idea there are foreign leaders on the list too or involved in this. Nowhere would be safe for her.
And then they’ll live with the fact that he actually got away with THAT, too… interesting.
You are absolutely right because in the end he hates the same minorities they do, and the sadopopulism they voted for will see to it that those minorities will be tormented. Whether by federal policy or harm, or by allowing free reign to the unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror that Republicans control.
You are 100% right.
Probably not, Jeff. Is there really a path for the drooling MAGATS to transition to…
…Anything else?
Overcome all of their stored cognitive dissonance? Change from willful ignorance to factual acceptance?
I just can’t see it.
They won’t take this latest off ramp because they like driving on this particular highway.
Looks like Boningo has already caved.
You are right. Because they are a cult. Charlie Kirk and others are falling into line. But I’m interested in DT swiping the FIFA trophy. Wow.
Chutzpah! I remember listening to a radio interview years ago with a guy who'd written a book about the Beatles and who apparently knew Yoko Ono. He had just spent a lot of money to win one of the Beatles' Grammy awards at an auction and stopped by Yoko Ono's NY apartment to show it to her. They visited for a bit and then he left, forgetting to take the Grammy with him. When he got home, he phoned Yoko Ono to say that he had left it there and would be back for it. She replied, "Don't bother, it's mine now."
You are 100% right. Remember the musical Chicago? There's is ALWAYS something new in the News-and-Outrage Cycle. If not, he's got something warming-up in the bullpen.
The tap dance.
If his base is laughing at nursing homes being bombed, they have a long way to go to cratering
Sadly, Jeff, you are right, but don't worry. He's like herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. There will be plenty more for the aggrieved MAGAS. They are like raw nerves...like a tooth abscess. Finally, eventually, even that has to get pulled from the pain. . Can't pray that away.
The most despicable piece of presidential connard fixer, grabbed all the Epstein evidence when he was Trumps AG Jeff. It’ll never see the light of day!!
Exactly, the Epstein files are played out. His followers don't care if he's a pedophile. They already heard him say once that he was more attracted to his 15 yr old daughter than his wife. And they still support him. I dont get it, but it may have to do with them already investing so much in him that they just can't go back without losing their identities..
"If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan
Yep. That's how con artists work.
So he pulls another one of his shitful diversionary tactics by ripping off Chelsea's trophy in an attempt to put Epstein on the back burner. With his brain rotting more by the day, Dump and his merry band of advisors actually believe it just might work but most folks know better. This trophy theft should be front page news but once again, the press fails us miserably. Hopefully whoever sits in the Oval Office the next time around immediately gives that trophy back as the felons whorehouse resembling domain is dismantled.
He'll take it with him to Mar a Lago.
And keep it in the bathroom there
It'll be returned to Chelsea after Mar a Lardo gets raided again.
Gawd, I loathe that utterly predictable bottomless piece of shit. 💩
Moral Lacko!!
Sort of curious to know why EVERY Republican in the House thought it necessary to block the release of files that their Attorney General assured them do not even exist.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
You know who pulled the same shit? Comrad Vladdy. Don’t ask me when or the names because I’m not into sports, but during a visit he asked some dude to see his Superbowl ring, a gaudy solid gold trinket. Said dude took it off his finger and stupidly gave it to putin who pocketed it and left with it.
OH THAT'S RIGHT. I'd completely forgotten that happened!
Pigs are all alike.
Intelligent and loving?
Only the real ones. Not like the fakes.
Now Tommy Tube Steak Helmetless Tuberville is probably wearing it in his pseudo-home state of Florida 🤡
Bob Kraft, owner of the Patriots
I agree that Kraft’s name is on there!! The Republicans have no problem with rapists, pedophiles and cruel liars!! I am stuck between screaming and crying! I don’t see where this ends!
Bob Kraft, who frequents Flori-duh massage parlors in search of a happy ending.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-how-vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-the-patriots-robert-kraft/
🤯
It was Robert (I love massage parlors) Kraft. Owner of the NE Patriots. One POS interacting with another.
It was Bob Kraft from the NE Patriots, a Magat.
My brother refuses to watch or read anything about any of this shit.
He's much more at peace than I am. He might be on to something.
Every hour, there's something else.
I hate it here.
Me too, but I can’t go anywhere because I’m too old, and I had trouble finding a new Primary Care Physician after my doctor of 36 years passed away. I finally found one who takes my insurance and new elderly patients.
Sharon, I am too old as well. That doesn't stop me from attending protest rallys (no walker yet) and writing blistering emails to our congress people. I also enjoy commenting on every forum I can ferret out. You go, girl.
I just got a mobility scooter so I can now attend protests. I’m looking forward to going to them this summer.
Likewise. Were I only 20 years younger, I would get snapped up in a second anywhere I wanted in the EU, as I'm a physicist. Now I am a man without a country, and can do nothing about it.
Except get under MAGA's skin every fucking time I can.
If I was younger, I could go with the traveling nurses to Canada or England (I don't speak another language). But too, they don't make the process to be hired in Canada easy - paperwork and more tests. Much easier to get a nursing job in the states. But I'm retiring soon and I'm done working then. It will be 47 years - the end.
I hope that's enough and more!!
You have a beautiful family, too, who would miss you!!
You’re absolutely right, I would miss them too.
My youngest son refuses to even talk about any of this with me anymore. He says he just can't deal with all of it all the time. I did tell him about the Epstein files and he just shook his head. I just can't stand not knowing what's going on - that's why I don't cut the tie. But I stopped watching MSNBC after the election and I don't listen to podcasts etc. Enough is enough. It becomes an obsession.
I think its reasonable to try to stay informed...but I have walked away when it started to make me feel physically ill. And there have been those days.
Similar with one of mine, who also might emigrate.
A room of supposed FAITH LEADERS laughing at Donnie telling a “joke” about bombing a nursing home is so on brand it’s perfect. Perfect for sick fucks, that is.
Seriously, what kind of Christian group laughs at bombing a nursing home…sick fuckers!!
The kind that Jesus abhors and will not let into heaven.
Do his MAGAT minions even listen to the spew ejected from his anus mouth? They just nod, smile and laugh on cue. Oh, it’s a cult all right.
Indeed Walt!!
We’re in hell because all the devils are here LYBW!!
The antichrists of which Jesus said there were plenty even while HE walked the earth. Anti ( against)- Christ - (self explanatory)!
Shakespeare Tempestesque quote Denise…
So the MAGA movement is chewing itself up. Tucker. Bannon. Kelly. All of them are turning on bondi, and Im waiting for them to turn on Trump. I keep hoping.
Im sorry, I just cant stop writing about it. You can all hate me now and tell me to shut the fuck up about it. But the reversal is just so orgasmically beautiful.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-maga-fuckguzzling-cockmangler
Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Crossed to my readers Uncle Jeff, as always.
We wait with you Wendy!!!
Yeah, Vlad is going to be so frightened of Donny’s tariff threats, like the last several threats that he will end the war in fifty days. Since the imports from Russia are zero, 50% of zero is still zero. I’m sure Vlad is shaking in his boots.
I was actually going to ask "What do we import from Russia?" but was too embarrassed that I didn't know. Thanks for the answer Donald!
Don't forget that Donnie recently lifted tariffs on Russian asbestos. Word has it that it's because we don't have enough mesothelioma patients to test RFK Jr's vitamin A therapy.
Latest info had Russian imports at 3 billion for last year, out of a 4.4 Trillion amount, for like .06% of our imports. Or zero!
That’s a lot of “Russian Dressing.”
Russian Nesting Dolls 🪆
You better stock up.
Vodka.
Vodka and caviar?
That's the only thing that came to mind and then I thought I was just stereotyping:) Too many Indiana Jones movie scenes....
50% tariff on mail-order brides?
Too high of math for Donnie
The only thing that would make the current situation more entertaining is if the ghost of the original Romper Room Lady from TV could return from the grave, experience a split second philosophical adjustment, and rise up righteous to beat the living shit out of President Toddler. 😁
😂😂😂 I get that visual!!
Watching Miss Nancy kick his diaper covered ass would be worth the price of admission.
The Ghost Lady of Romper Room with her magic mirror or magnifying glass 🔍 (I can’t remember) and she could SEE us! 👀
I’d welcome that Elaine!!
Can’t beat Chuck Jones’ “Anvil ex Machina” for a great ending.
“Rancid anus mouth”? Another pithy description of the Velveeta Voldemort— now stuck in my head by this wordsmith.
"Velveeta Voldemort" has been added to The List. Thank you for your contribution.
I started to write that you might be insulting Velveeta.
Then I realized you might be insulting Voldemort!
Speaking of anuses, I have a philosophical question. Give that he has a second anus in place of his mouth, how does he eat?
All I can say is, Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool!
With a Democratic president this kind of batshittery would be a months' long scandal and fatal in the same way that the Dean Scream was. Here it's just...Tuesday.
The continued poke in our eyes from the unreconstructed as they exercise their vast unearned power over us continues.
I wish a giant foot would come down and crush Donnie.
Your ending is perfect-the foot should come down on Vladdy and trumpy for all to see-then stomp on the rest of the morons in the white house!
A couple weeks ago he took a clock from Rubio’s office nd
It it in the cabinet room. He said “ I am President I can take nothing I want” I guess that includes the World Cup,trophy won by players from Britain. The FIFA head let him do it because the World Cup is playing in US in a couple years and he did not want “offend” him. The man is an embarrassment!
If FIFA were not overrun by criminal oligarchs the (men's) World Cup would never be played in a soccer backwater like the US. FIFA, like the IOC, are killing sports.
Used to be fun but the bosses want to make money during a long drawn out play-off season and they have killed the magic.
I was thinking he did it because he was afraid to tell him he wasn't the king of England.
I highly doubt he calls Melania “First Lady”. More likely, he slips and calls her Stormy.
Har! Good one Steph! And, when does he see her? like once a month or so at some formal affair? Otherwise she stays
clear away from Donny Dachau!
That marriage is an absolute joke. Always has been. He married for arm candy and to find some greedy gold digger that was desperate enough $$$$$ to put up with him. I find her as despicable as him.
That video is so cringe I think all of my organs just curled up like a pillbug. Also, since when does Trump give a shit about soccer? Of course he doesn't. He just wants to be anywhere people are cheering because he can pretend it's for him. FFS he is the most pathetic loser on Earth.
I can't believe he sat through a match--it's not like UFC stuff where people are kicking each other in the face and stuff.
He probably slept through most of it, like he did at his trial.
Carter's funeral, the pope's funeral...
The Parade from Hell!
“Pillbugs.” We used to call them “potato bugs,” but I don’t know why 🧐
Hmmm yeah because potato bug is something VERY different from a pillbug/roly-poly.
Wow, no kidding, eh? That is a totally different creature.