Is he REALLY native american? Somehow that just doesn't track. How could he be maga or 'masa' (frump's latest bullshit acronym)? Hmm - didn't slaves have to call their owners 'masa'? Is THAT where the orange spackled fuckwit got it from? THIS is getting weirder and weirder. IS it in project 25 to begin the 'switch-over' to slave days and that kind of terminology in 2026 right after fucking with the Texas primary voting? I'm curious.
Lets make that a Blue Seat. Julie Roginsky and Michelle Keeney were discussing that the WSJ had called it right before it was official and how Trump, when he is around Mamdani has to feel like he is aware that he has the G level of people, because if he did not have to go that low, he would never have Ms. Cowboy hat from podunk. They also pointed out that she was out because she takes his spotlight and no one is allowed to do that.
Ohio Senator Jon Useless (Husted) is in the running for that and so is the odious Marsha Blackburn. Interestingly none of the competitors are Democrats; even John Fetterman is less stupid than just confused.
Good advice but our Jeff DOES need some of the input he gets from us here too - in that you're right about the laughs. They can be SO healing. Even when I'm feeling my worst, IF I can find something humorous (such as his streams of ha ha ha's above) I'm immediately cheered up and feeling SO much better.
Patel got there by sucking up, he'll be the last to go. Seriously he hung around the oval office until trump came out, flattered him ridiculously and posed as the Ukrainian expert when he was Devin Nunes aide. The actual expert Vindmann was in Ukraine meeting with Zelenskyy. No one dared tell stupid Hitler that Patel was lying.
But she’s not really gone so why the over the top celebrating? And the policies implemented will continue to the horror of most American people. McMullen is a lackey for Trump right?
Yes, the only lesson here is that you can get away with ANYTHING except bringing Trump's name into a negative light in public. It was the quarter of a billion dollars of ads that she said were discussed with Trump that got her fired. Bondi will never be fired -- not with her slam book and her "HOW DARE YOUs" and her "Trump is the greatest president this country has ever seen" -- she could shoot a puppy on live tv and Trump wouldn't fire her.
Look at Patel -- he is bringing scandal into the halls of the FBI with that girlfriend and his Olympic bullshit. But he will never say a word against Trump and that's all that matters to him.
Of course he's a lackey for Donnie Demento. MarkyNoBrain is another certified moronic incompetent who will happily abuse the shit out of immigrants and protesters.
But, for a brief, shining moment: Kristi NoEmpathy got the boot! I hope her dry cleaner can get the ketchup stains out of her blouse.
Not on my Bingo card, for sure. Take all the breaks you need. I'm not going anywhere (though I wish you'd open all your comments up for free subscribers, too)
Have pity on the "Worst of the Worst" illegal rapists and murders locked in El Salvador cages. What are they going to do for entertainment if they don't have Kristi's enhanced hair, lips or boobs to gawk at??
We hope he's not f***ing Lewandowski. On the other hand, if he is, then that will make for one of the finest hog-screaming contests that ever was heard...
Noem, isn't particularly dumb, she's a sociopath. Two names is just stupid like Eric Trump. He also has short man's syndrome which Bovino suffers from. Plenty of material for Jeff.
He is the Senate's least educated member from a state that has one of the worst education systems in the country. "[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
Just, I sincerely needed a laugh this afternoon. I'm having to have the oldest of my three cats put to sleep later today. I thank you for the first genuine smile of the day.
I just saw a comment on a local news website that said trump just put her in charge of the ENTIRE western hemisphere!!😆 Speculation as to what it actually entails is waaay out there.
If someone made a movie about those two it would be called Dumb and Dumber. Markwayne Mullin is absolutely a "fucking moron" to use the words Rex Tillerson did when describing Trump.
Well, Prez Fuckwit replaced a half-wit with a quarter-wit. Soon, he'll replace the quarter-wit with a witless waste of space. I wonder how many more clowns he can fit in the car?
No, no, no He didn't fire her - that would mean he made a mistake. No, she's now the special envoy of killing puppies and fucking random fascists - or something like that.
I'm 1/1024 Lenni Lenape, matching Elizabeth Warren's fraction of Cherokee. A trace of Native is more common in people whose families have been here for generations than people tend to suspect.
The hilarious ladies of the “I’ve Had It” podcast call half wit Mullin “Booster box”. He’s dumber than a box of rocks who thinks the president is Kegseth.
if this is the kind of shit that happens when I try to take a mental health break, I SHOULD TAKE MORE OF THEM
I also laughed out loud! Especially when I saw the 2-names as replacement!
Two names gave up a SENATE seat for a cabinet position. That's not a promotion & doesn't have job security.
Well, no one ever said that he was smart.
No one. Ever.
The fucking pipes he works with are smarter than he is.😂😂
Shhhh. don't tell him, he thinks he just got a ticket into the thousand year reich!
Is he REALLY native american? Somehow that just doesn't track. How could he be maga or 'masa' (frump's latest bullshit acronym)? Hmm - didn't slaves have to call their owners 'masa'? Is THAT where the orange spackled fuckwit got it from? THIS is getting weirder and weirder. IS it in project 25 to begin the 'switch-over' to slave days and that kind of terminology in 2026 right after fucking with the Texas primary voting? I'm curious.
I just googled. Apparently he is an enrolled citizen of the Cherokee Nation.
Yes, apparently 1/128 Cherokee.
Enrolled? Is it voluntary?
Especially in THAT department that’s more aggressively fucked up than McGee’s tattered couch
Lets make that a Blue Seat. Julie Roginsky and Michelle Keeney were discussing that the WSJ had called it right before it was official and how Trump, when he is around Mamdani has to feel like he is aware that he has the G level of people, because if he did not have to go that low, he would never have Ms. Cowboy hat from podunk. They also pointed out that she was out because she takes his spotlight and no one is allowed to do that.
https://saltypolitics.substack.com/p/trump-is-finally-firing-noem?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Was he up for reelection?
Yes, this November
Well, that's nice!
That’s on par for his intellect level wait till the power goes to his head
So did Rubio 🤓
The second dumbest man in the Senate, next to Coach Tuber, what could go wrong here?
Ohio Senator Jon Useless (Husted) is in the running for that and so is the odious Marsha Blackburn. Interestingly none of the competitors are Democrats; even John Fetterman is less stupid than just confused.
I call him Jonnie HUSTLED.
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To borrow a line from Robin Williams, Ron Johnson is a taco short of a combination plate.
Oh god, how could I have forgotten Ron Johnson? There is a stupid, stupid man!
😂😂
Dammit, you may be right, but why does everyone forget about Ron Johnson in the dumbest politician sweepstakes?
He had it locked up till Senator Potato Town came onto the scene.
Please don't forget the Jacketless Jackass and Gym Spy, Jordan!
He's a Representative--different competition; a much harder one because there are so many stupid, stupid Repubbies in the House.
I'm of the same mind as you, Jeff.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a joke!
They would have made a great tag team! Could have called them "Dumb and Dumber".
Want to laugh again? I thought for a minute or two that maybe the Senate learned their lesson and won't confirm him!
Part of me is hoping two names McDumbfuck will show up with giant hair extensions wearing some of Couchfuck's eyeliner.
The dufus really needs to just own the name and start sporting a mullet . . .
Kevin I actually call him that!
Markwayne mullet! What Could Possibly go Wrong? He’s as dumb as a rock!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA
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I don't know how to do emojis on Substack.
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HAHAHA!!!!
😉😉😉
And a lip job that gives him a resting pursed look with a tiny hole sized for squeezing a thin pencil
And maybe Cricket's Rolex.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
NOW we know why we kept seeing that moron on all the ‘shows’ lately.🙄
He was definitely auditioning.
EXACTLY!!!! Now we know the "tell".
That was my first reaction.
Yes you should!!!! ❤️❤️
There’s a LOT more to go!!!!!!
Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto!!!
Hope this brightened your sad day a little.
Turn your computer to sleep mode. Turn off you phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take the break before you break. Then again, a serious laugh his good therapy too!!!!!!!!!!!
Good advice but our Jeff DOES need some of the input he gets from us here too - in that you're right about the laughs. They can be SO healing. Even when I'm feeling my worst, IF I can find something humorous (such as his streams of ha ha ha's above) I'm immediately cheered up and feeling SO much better.
Kash Patel, Pam Bondi....you need at least 2 more.
Unfortunately the bottom of the barrel has provided it's worst . Where would they go from here
Oh they always find a way to go lower, even when they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel. There is no low that’s low enough for them.
Patel got there by sucking up, he'll be the last to go. Seriously he hung around the oval office until trump came out, flattered him ridiculously and posed as the Ukrainian expert when he was Devin Nunes aide. The actual expert Vindmann was in Ukraine meeting with Zelenskyy. No one dared tell stupid Hitler that Patel was lying.
https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/30/nunes-acolyte-misrepresented-himself-to-trump-as-ukraine-expert-061763
BOTH Vindman brothers need our help for the mid-terms. Eugene and Alex. TRUE patriots in OUR use/sense/understanding of the word.
I donate to both of their campaigns.
Forgot all about that.
Why not include Todd Blanche?
Yes, please take another tomorrow! 😂
Your HAHAHAHAHA’s made me lose my coffee just now.
A little something to cheer you up for a moment. 💙
But she’s not really gone so why the over the top celebrating? And the policies implemented will continue to the horror of most American people. McMullen is a lackey for Trump right?
Yes, the only lesson here is that you can get away with ANYTHING except bringing Trump's name into a negative light in public. It was the quarter of a billion dollars of ads that she said were discussed with Trump that got her fired. Bondi will never be fired -- not with her slam book and her "HOW DARE YOUs" and her "Trump is the greatest president this country has ever seen" -- she could shoot a puppy on live tv and Trump wouldn't fire her.
Look at Patel -- he is bringing scandal into the halls of the FBI with that girlfriend and his Olympic bullshit. But he will never say a word against Trump and that's all that matters to him.
He will need to be approved by the Senate. I don't expect they'll be too hard on him, but the Democrats do get to question him on his qualifications.
Of course he's a lackey for Donnie Demento. MarkyNoBrain is another certified moronic incompetent who will happily abuse the shit out of immigrants and protesters.
But, for a brief, shining moment: Kristi NoEmpathy got the boot! I hope her dry cleaner can get the ketchup stains out of her blouse.
Actually, a lackey for Miller.
I think you should schedule the Ides of March for a mental health break.
I've been daydreaming about an Ides of March redux...
This Ides of March is my 75th birthday. Can you guess what my birthday wish will be this year??
Et tu Bondi?
I can't wait for the confirmation when they throw back the bon mots of wisdom he has shared over the years
It will be entertaining but have no consequence to Republicans who rubber stamp all Trump’s buddies.
Yes, please! Just joking!
I had a feeling you would be making another post today to address this dumbfuckery. Glad to know I was right! ❤️
Not on my Bingo card, for sure. Take all the breaks you need. I'm not going anywhere (though I wish you'd open all your comments up for free subscribers, too)
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fun fact: the only other time I've ever done two posts in one day is when Donny was found guilty
Well I guess this turned out to be a mental health day for all of us.
fair point
Btw, your email came in before any news alerts. And this is why you’re my most trusted news source!
Have pity on the "Worst of the Worst" illegal rapists and murders locked in El Salvador cages. What are they going to do for entertainment if they don't have Kristi's enhanced hair, lips or boobs to gawk at??
At least now they’ll have to pull those TV ads with Noem talking about what’s happening “under Trump’s strong leadership.”
What she just said - ☝️☝️☝️👏🏼.
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Take care.
I wish I thought Markwayne would take this job seriously. He’s an attention hog, but at least no extensions¬ F**king Lewandowski
We hope he's not f***ing Lewandowski. On the other hand, if he is, then that will make for one of the finest hog-screaming contests that ever was heard...
I'm pretty sure that Lewandowski will do whatever is necessary to be near the seat of power.
"Seat of power" good one!
LOL
I guess I shouldn’t have assumed.
There’s “ass” double entendres in there somewhere! 🤣
"[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
And it shows.
Of course.
SHOCKER Anastasia
And no blown up lips.
Who gets custody of Lewandowski? Does she get to keep him or does he go with the office?
I think Lewandowski will try to make the case. He will throw Noem under the buss. Making the case it’s the woman’s fault works in Trump world.
I heard he was fired too
Maybe he’ll buy planes with engines.
As far as we know.
Maybe you will do two when he goes to his eternal rest. We will all be here for it.
Could be a sign of more to come. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Oh look, he found someone dumber than Noem to replace Noem.
Noem, isn't particularly dumb, she's a sociopath. Two names is just stupid like Eric Trump. He also has short man's syndrome which Bovino suffers from. Plenty of material for Jeff.
Perhaps a dumb sociopath? Sociopaths usually have the skill to hide their mental flaws. Noem couldn't even manage that.
yes. sociopaths are usually smart. the felon is unusual in that he's a dumb one
I think his narcissism gets ahead of his sociopathy and yes he is a brick shy a load.
He is the Senate's least educated member from a state that has one of the worst education systems in the country. "[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
Yep. Meathead Mullet.
I just said that to my husband who wholeheartedly agrees with us!
Just, I sincerely needed a laugh this afternoon. I'm having to have the oldest of my three cats put to sleep later today. I thank you for the first genuine smile of the day.
I'm so sorry. It's so hard to lose a furry-love. 💔
I’m so sorry. I have an sweet, old, adorable guy I’m ‘keeping comfortable’. It’s the kindest, hardest thing.💖
Oh big hugs, my friend.
I’m so very sorry. 💔
Condolences. Losing furry family is tough.
I'm so very sorry. Our thoughts are with you and all 3 of your kitties.
Be happy that you were able to give your kitty a great life 😺
Yes, that's a wonderful thought we can hold on to. Our kitties never wanted for anything.
Oh Elaine, I am very sorry❤️
So sorry, my heart breaks for you. Sorry to hear of your fur baby!
So sorry. I know how hard that is to do. I never had another cat after I had to put my beloved Muntz to sleep. Just couldn't do it.
I'm so sorry. Even us mean old feminists have a soft spot for our feline companions. Take good care of yourself, Elaine.
So sorry I feel your pain.💔
I’m sorry for your loss, Elaine. 😢
So sorry! It's so hard to lose one of our fur babies. 💔
Oh Elaine, I’m so sorry.
My deepest sympathy
Translation: Whenever Trump uses the words "highly respected," it means "universally thought of as a total imbecile."
Well, he did state that he likes stupid people.
Wonder how much of our money Trump's going to "transfer" into his new Shield of the Americas.
I just saw a comment on a local news website that said trump just put her in charge of the ENTIRE western hemisphere!!😆 Speculation as to what it actually entails is waaay out there.
Yes!
Hahaha, yup! Your word garbage to English translator works perfectly, Shoshanna!
If someone made a movie about those two it would be called Dumb and Dumber. Markwayne Mullin is absolutely a "fucking moron" to use the words Rex Tillerson did when describing Trump.
I called them Dumb and Dumber also!😂
Well, Prez Fuckwit replaced a half-wit with a quarter-wit. Soon, he'll replace the quarter-wit with a witless waste of space. I wonder how many more clowns he can fit in the car?
maybe Marco could be the witless replacement..I'm sure he has the bandwidth
Wait, wait, wait! Are you saying that Liddle Marco is going into the witless protection program?
like Jeff says…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha+
That means we will get a new Secretary of HHS!
Eventually the Mango Mussolini has GOT to run out of idiots to appoint....right??
Like suckers, there's an idiot born every minute (at minimum: the birth rate of suckers seems to have accelerated considerably since Barnum's day)
doesn’t seem like it.
Nah.
That reminds me of the Emmylou Harris album "Quarter Moon in a Ten Cent Town."
Great album!
thanks for reminding me of that beautiful album
Maybe two names will be replaced by Tommy Tuberville. He is certainly witless!
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Just keep her away from dogs but throw her in a kennel. See how she likes the cage.
I second this!!
No, no, no He didn't fire her - that would mean he made a mistake. No, she's now the special envoy of killing puppies and fucking random fascists - or something like that.
Wait. MarkyWayney is Native American?
What a fucking sellout to his own people. 🤮
1/128 (or 0.78%) Cherokee
I'm 1/1024 Lenni Lenape, matching Elizabeth Warren's fraction of Cherokee. A trace of Native is more common in people whose families have been here for generations than people tend to suspect.
So, not enough to make the rolls.
I hope she cried. 🤣
She will be crying when the trials start to lock her and her chicken legs up!
I DOUBT SHE DID. ANYONE WHO IS SO CRUEL THAT KILLING THINGS HAS NO EFFECT ON HER IS NOT A CANDIDATE FOR EMPATHIC PERSON OF THE YEAR.
Oops. Sorry. I wasn't really yelling at you. Damn caps lock, can't live with it, can't function without it.
The hilarious ladies of the “I’ve Had It” podcast call half wit Mullin “Booster box”. He’s dumber than a box of rocks who thinks the president is Kegseth.
Replacing her with another unqualified dumbfuck idiot. There is still not a single qualified person in this regime.
can you take a break and see if he gets rid of Kash, Ludnick and Bessent?
And Bondi!
And Trump!
Nutlick… easier to remember
And RFK jr too.
Now she can bang Corey Lewandowski whenever and wherever she wants. It just won’t be at 30,000 feet! 😂
… if he’ll still have her…
Nah--no more jets, no more grifts.......He might have to move in on Pamnesia Blondi. Or BoxWine Pirro. Or JustADick Couchfuck.
Corey likes to be near the seat of power. Maybe he will start bangin' Laura Looney. Wouldn't that be fun.
And not on our dime....
ACCOUNTABILITY, NOW!!!