Is he REALLY native american? Somehow that just doesn't track. How could he be maga or 'masa' (frump's latest bullshit acronym)? Hmm - didn't slaves have to call their owners 'masa'? Is THAT where the orange spackled fuckwit got it from? THIS is getting weirder and weirder. IS it in project 25 to begin the 'switch-over' to slave days and that kind of terminology in 2026 right after fucking with the Texas primary voting? I'm curious.
Most Oklahomans have at least a drop. He is said to have 1/128 which is to say :
“Being 1/128 Cherokee generally means having one ancestor out of 128 (usually a 4th-great-grandparent) who was considered a full-blooded Cherokee, indicating a very small amount of documented ancestry. This fraction, or "blood quantum," represents a connection to a specific, traced ancestor rather than active cultural participation.
Key Aspects of Being 1/128 Cherokee:
Genetic Contribution: Statistically, this is a very small amount of DNA, and you may not inherit any detectable Cherokee DNA due to the random nature of genetic inheritance.
Documentation vs. Identity: 1/128 is a purely genealogical or "paper" measurement based on blood quantum, often originating from family lore or specific, documented ancestors on rolls. It does not automatically signify a connection to the culture, community, or traditions.
Tribal Enrollment: The Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma does not have a blood quantum requirement, instead requiring proof of direct descent from an ancestor listed on the Dawes Rolls Wikipedia. However, other tribes may require 1/16 or 1/4.
Context: While 1/128 indicates a documented ancestor, it is important to understand that tribal citizenship is fundamentally based on community, culture, and documented lineage, not just blood percentage.
In essence, having a 1/128 fraction means you have one 4th-great-grandparent identified as Cherokee, which serves as a genealogical marker rather than a measure of cultural identity. “
Since the Cherokee nation does not have a blood requirement, it seems a dodgy claim at best. He does nothing to improve their status, but is quick to use it as a shield, when he is called out for his racism.
I do wonder if they were some of the shysters referenced in “Killers of the Flower moon” who were white trash, who married into the local wealthy Native tribes, (whose wealth came through oil found on their land) then used their children as a way to get at the tribal wealth.
In other news, while he is technically an undefeated MMA fighter, his record is 3 and 0 so not a long track record. Also, he wasn't in the most competitive divisions (or whatever they're called in MMA). If I were him, I would be SO embarrassed that Trump mentioned this in his tweet (or whatever he calls them on his tweeter) because it's going to cause people (such as myself) to check the accuracy of the claim and then be reminded that Markmanynames is the only senator without a bachelor's degree (he has an AA -- a 2-year degree).
Lets make that a Blue Seat. Julie Roginsky and Michelle Keeney were discussing that the WSJ had called it right before it was official and how Trump, when he is around Mamdani has to feel like he is aware that he has the G level of people, because if he did not have to go that low, he would never have Ms. Cowboy hat from podunk. They also pointed out that she was out because she takes his spotlight and no one is allowed to do that.
IMnsHO, the power didn't go to Rubio's head. In fact, WTF has he been doing? My guess is playing with his little rubio all day, every day. Instead #ETTD has destroyed what was left (he is a Repub, so not alot of brain cells to begin with) of his intellect, and he just sits quietly in a corner singing Dr. Seuss from Cat in the Hat.
Shhhhhhh…I live in Oklahoma and I’m happy to be rid of him! Although there are plenty of dumbfucks ready to take his place. Wow, though, we got rid of Secretary of Bad Education, Ryan Walters, and Numbnuts “Two-Names” in six months.
Ohio Senator Jon Useless (Husted) is in the running for that and so is the odious Marsha Blackburn. Interestingly none of the competitors are Democrats; even John Fetterman is less stupid than just confused.
Let’s not practice gender discrimination and leave my Senator Marsha Blackburn out, or as she’s known around here, Senator Dumb-As-A-Box-of-Hair Blackburn.
Good advice but our Jeff DOES need some of the input he gets from us here too - in that you're right about the laughs. They can be SO healing. Even when I'm feeling my worst, IF I can find something humorous (such as his streams of ha ha ha's above) I'm immediately cheered up and feeling SO much better.
Patel got there by sucking up, he'll be the last to go. Seriously he hung around the oval office until trump came out, flattered him ridiculously and posed as the Ukrainian expert when he was Devin Nunes aide. The actual expert Vindmann was in Ukraine meeting with Zelenskyy. No one dared tell stupid Hitler that Patel was lying.
I respect them for their patriotism, and sacrifice, they both lost their well deserved gov’t positions, over standing up to the orange orc. But they took the hard road, and did what was right, instead of what was easy.
Fantastic! So do I. :) I SO HOPE people get on board, realizing with EF said: One brother testified to the TRUTH of a phone call - and the other was fired summarily simply for BEING his twin brother. So much for 'loyalty' and 'patriotism' for our military. The thing is, we KNOW they're both straight arrows so deserve to win their respective races.
But she’s not really gone so why the over the top celebrating? And the policies implemented will continue to the horror of most American people. McMullen is a lackey for Trump right?
Yes, the only lesson here is that you can get away with ANYTHING except bringing Trump's name into a negative light in public. It was the quarter of a billion dollars of ads that she said were discussed with Trump that got her fired. Bondi will never be fired -- not with her slam book and her "HOW DARE YOUs" and her "Trump is the greatest president this country has ever seen" -- she could shoot a puppy on live tv and Trump wouldn't fire her.
Look at Patel -- he is bringing scandal into the halls of the FBI with that girlfriend and his Olympic bullshit. But he will never say a word against Trump and that's all that matters to him.
Of course he's a lackey for Donnie Demento. MarkyNoBrain is another certified moronic incompetent who will happily abuse the shit out of immigrants and protesters.
But, for a brief, shining moment: Kristi NoEmpathy got the boot! I hope her dry cleaner can get the ketchup stains out of her blouse.
Have pity on the "Worst of the Worst" illegal rapists and murders locked in El Salvador cages. What are they going to do for entertainment if they don't have Kristi's enhanced hair, lips or boobs to gawk at??
I WILL give her that - from a distance she still looks attractive. For me - from a LONG distance, especially on a horse. But up close, GEESH! What the fuck is so wrong with aging gracefully?
Yes, you are absolutely right that was Maduro! I tried to correct it but was unable to either correct or erase it; perhaps because too much time had passed. Thank you again for noticing and please see below.
Omg, thank you, Robert. I meant to write 'Maduro' but my mind is not all there; my husband is from Iran and almost his all family is there; we do not know what has happened to them. I wrote about it in MindSite News (see below). Thank you for the kindest correction in history. I will fix...https://mindsitenews.org/2026/03/04/waiting-for-word-on-relatives-under-attack-in-iran/
We hope he's not f***ing Lewandowski. On the other hand, if he is, then that will make for one of the finest hog-screaming contests that ever was heard...
Noem, isn't particularly dumb, she's a sociopath. Two names is just stupid like Eric Trump. He also has short man's syndrome which Bovino suffers from. Plenty of material for Jeff.
The fact she put in her book she killed her puppy?? Not reading the room at all. That told me all I needed to know about her. She's cruel. Markwayne is incredibly dumb, but is he cruel like her?
He is the Senate's least educated member from a state that has one of the worst education systems in the country. "[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
Just, I sincerely needed a laugh this afternoon. I'm having to have the oldest of my three cats put to sleep later today. I thank you for the first genuine smile of the day.
I just saw a comment on a local news website that said trump just put her in charge of the ENTIRE western hemisphere!!😆 Speculation as to what it actually entails is waaay out there.
If someone made a movie about those two it would be called Dumb and Dumber. Markwayne Mullin is absolutely a "fucking moron" to use the words Rex Tillerson did when describing Trump.
Well, Prez Fuckwit replaced a half-wit with a quarter-wit. Soon, he'll replace the quarter-wit with a witless waste of space. I wonder how many more clowns he can fit in the car?
No, no, no He didn't fire her - that would mean he made a mistake. No, she's now the special envoy of killing puppies and fucking random fascists - or something like that.
I'm 1/1024 Lenni Lenape, matching Elizabeth Warren's fraction of Cherokee. A trace of Native is more common in people whose families have been here for generations than people tend to suspect.
The hilarious ladies of the “I’ve Had It” podcast call half wit Mullin “Booster box”. He’s dumber than a box of rocks who thinks the president is Kegseth.
if this is the kind of shit that happens when I try to take a mental health break, I SHOULD TAKE MORE OF THEM
I also laughed out loud! Especially when I saw the 2-names as replacement!
Two names gave up a SENATE seat for a cabinet position. That's not a promotion & doesn't have job security.
Well, no one ever said that he was smart.
No one. Ever.
Even his mother.
The fucking pipes he works with are smarter than he is.😂😂
Nope. I seriously doubt that. 🤣
Shhhh. don't tell him, he thinks he just got a ticket into the thousand year reich!
Is he REALLY native american? Somehow that just doesn't track. How could he be maga or 'masa' (frump's latest bullshit acronym)? Hmm - didn't slaves have to call their owners 'masa'? Is THAT where the orange spackled fuckwit got it from? THIS is getting weirder and weirder. IS it in project 25 to begin the 'switch-over' to slave days and that kind of terminology in 2026 right after fucking with the Texas primary voting? I'm curious.
I just googled. Apparently he is an enrolled citizen of the Cherokee Nation.
Yes, apparently 1/128 Cherokee.
Enrolled? Is it voluntary?
Most Oklahomans have at least a drop. He is said to have 1/128 which is to say :
“Being 1/128 Cherokee generally means having one ancestor out of 128 (usually a 4th-great-grandparent) who was considered a full-blooded Cherokee, indicating a very small amount of documented ancestry. This fraction, or "blood quantum," represents a connection to a specific, traced ancestor rather than active cultural participation.
Key Aspects of Being 1/128 Cherokee:
Genetic Contribution: Statistically, this is a very small amount of DNA, and you may not inherit any detectable Cherokee DNA due to the random nature of genetic inheritance.
Documentation vs. Identity: 1/128 is a purely genealogical or "paper" measurement based on blood quantum, often originating from family lore or specific, documented ancestors on rolls. It does not automatically signify a connection to the culture, community, or traditions.
Tribal Enrollment: The Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma does not have a blood quantum requirement, instead requiring proof of direct descent from an ancestor listed on the Dawes Rolls Wikipedia. However, other tribes may require 1/16 or 1/4.
Context: While 1/128 indicates a documented ancestor, it is important to understand that tribal citizenship is fundamentally based on community, culture, and documented lineage, not just blood percentage.
In essence, having a 1/128 fraction means you have one 4th-great-grandparent identified as Cherokee, which serves as a genealogical marker rather than a measure of cultural identity. “
Since the Cherokee nation does not have a blood requirement, it seems a dodgy claim at best. He does nothing to improve their status, but is quick to use it as a shield, when he is called out for his racism.
I do wonder if they were some of the shysters referenced in “Killers of the Flower moon” who were white trash, who married into the local wealthy Native tribes, (whose wealth came through oil found on their land) then used their children as a way to get at the tribal wealth.
In other news, while he is technically an undefeated MMA fighter, his record is 3 and 0 so not a long track record. Also, he wasn't in the most competitive divisions (or whatever they're called in MMA). If I were him, I would be SO embarrassed that Trump mentioned this in his tweet (or whatever he calls them on his tweeter) because it's going to cause people (such as myself) to check the accuracy of the claim and then be reminded that Markmanynames is the only senator without a bachelor's degree (he has an AA -- a 2-year degree).
Lets make that a Blue Seat. Julie Roginsky and Michelle Keeney were discussing that the WSJ had called it right before it was official and how Trump, when he is around Mamdani has to feel like he is aware that he has the G level of people, because if he did not have to go that low, he would never have Ms. Cowboy hat from podunk. They also pointed out that she was out because she takes his spotlight and no one is allowed to do that.
https://saltypolitics.substack.com/p/trump-is-finally-firing-noem?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Especially in THAT department that’s more aggressively fucked up than McGee’s tattered couch
That’s on par for his intellect level wait till the power goes to his head
Was he up for reelection?
Yes, this November
So did Rubio 🤓
IMnsHO, the power didn't go to Rubio's head. In fact, WTF has he been doing? My guess is playing with his little rubio all day, every day. Instead #ETTD has destroyed what was left (he is a Repub, so not alot of brain cells to begin with) of his intellect, and he just sits quietly in a corner singing Dr. Seuss from Cat in the Hat.
Well, that's nice!
Especially in the tRump regime.
Shhhhhhh…I live in Oklahoma and I’m happy to be rid of him! Although there are plenty of dumbfucks ready to take his place. Wow, though, we got rid of Secretary of Bad Education, Ryan Walters, and Numbnuts “Two-Names” in six months.
The second dumbest man in the Senate, next to Coach Tuber, what could go wrong here?
Ohio Senator Jon Useless (Husted) is in the running for that and so is the odious Marsha Blackburn. Interestingly none of the competitors are Democrats; even John Fetterman is less stupid than just confused.
To borrow a line from Robin Williams, Ron Johnson is a taco short of a combination plate.
Oh god, how could I have forgotten Ron Johnson? There is a stupid, stupid man!
Didn’t he used to sell stereo equipment at the Ridgemont Mall?
😂😂
I call him Jonnie HUSTLED.
👍👍👍
Dammit, you may be right, but why does everyone forget about Ron Johnson in the dumbest politician sweepstakes?
He had it locked up till Senator Potato Town came onto the scene.
Please don't forget the Jacketless Jackass and Gym Spy, Jordan!
He's a Representative--different competition; a much harder one because there are so many stupid, stupid Repubbies in the House.
Let’s not practice gender discrimination and leave my Senator Marsha Blackburn out, or as she’s known around here, Senator Dumb-As-A-Box-of-Hair Blackburn.
I'm of the same mind as you, Jeff.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a joke!
They would have made a great tag team! Could have called them "Dumb and Dumber".
Want to laugh again? I thought for a minute or two that maybe the Senate learned their lesson and won't confirm him!
Billybob’s little bro, Markwayne.🤪
I did laugh Elizabeth, threw my head back & laughed out loud! Felt so good for a change
Part of me is hoping two names McDumbfuck will show up with giant hair extensions wearing some of Couchfuck's eyeliner.
The dufus really needs to just own the name and start sporting a mullet . . .
Kevin I actually call him that!
Markwayne mullet! What Could Possibly go Wrong? He’s as dumb as a rock!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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HA HA HA HA HA
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HA HA
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I don't know how to do emojis on Substack.
Copy and paste, thusly: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you're on Windows, hold down Windows Key and then press period. There's your emojis. I mean duh. It's self-explanatory. 🙃
😜Well, duh. Thanks for the gracious instruction.
🤣
HAHAHA!!!!
😉😉😉
And a lip job that gives him a resting pursed look with a tiny hole sized for squeezing a thin pencil
And maybe Cricket's Rolex.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
NOW we know why we kept seeing that moron on all the ‘shows’ lately.🙄
EXACTLY!!!! Now we know the "tell".
He was definitely auditioning.
That was my first reaction.
Yes you should!!!! ❤️❤️
There’s a LOT more to go!!!!!!
Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto!!!
Hope this brightened your sad day a little.
Turn your computer to sleep mode. Turn off you phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take the break before you break. Then again, a serious laugh his good therapy too!!!!!!!!!!!
Good advice but our Jeff DOES need some of the input he gets from us here too - in that you're right about the laughs. They can be SO healing. Even when I'm feeling my worst, IF I can find something humorous (such as his streams of ha ha ha's above) I'm immediately cheered up and feeling SO much better.
Kash Patel, Pam Bondi....you need at least 2 more.
Patel got there by sucking up, he'll be the last to go. Seriously he hung around the oval office until trump came out, flattered him ridiculously and posed as the Ukrainian expert when he was Devin Nunes aide. The actual expert Vindmann was in Ukraine meeting with Zelenskyy. No one dared tell stupid Hitler that Patel was lying.
https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/30/nunes-acolyte-misrepresented-himself-to-trump-as-ukraine-expert-061763
BOTH Vindman brothers need our help for the mid-terms. Eugene and Alex. TRUE patriots in OUR use/sense/understanding of the word.
I respect them for their patriotism, and sacrifice, they both lost their well deserved gov’t positions, over standing up to the orange orc. But they took the hard road, and did what was right, instead of what was easy.
I donate to both of their campaigns.
Fantastic! So do I. :) I SO HOPE people get on board, realizing with EF said: One brother testified to the TRUTH of a phone call - and the other was fired summarily simply for BEING his twin brother. So much for 'loyalty' and 'patriotism' for our military. The thing is, we KNOW they're both straight arrows so deserve to win their respective races.
Forgot all about that.
Unfortunately the bottom of the barrel has provided it's worst . Where would they go from here
Oh they always find a way to go lower, even when they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel. There is no low that’s low enough for them.
Oh, come on you know they’ve never found a low they couldn’t go lower than
Why not include Todd Blanche?
Seriously Polymarket is looking like it might be fun for the first time ever.
Yes, please take another tomorrow! 😂
Your HAHAHAHAHA’s made me lose my coffee just now.
A little something to cheer you up for a moment. 💙
I think you should schedule the Ides of March for a mental health break.
I've been daydreaming about an Ides of March redux...
This Ides of March is my 75th birthday. Can you guess what my birthday wish will be this year??
Just turned 75 myself. Guessing my wish was similar to yours lol
Et tu Bondi?
But she’s not really gone so why the over the top celebrating? And the policies implemented will continue to the horror of most American people. McMullen is a lackey for Trump right?
Yes, the only lesson here is that you can get away with ANYTHING except bringing Trump's name into a negative light in public. It was the quarter of a billion dollars of ads that she said were discussed with Trump that got her fired. Bondi will never be fired -- not with her slam book and her "HOW DARE YOUs" and her "Trump is the greatest president this country has ever seen" -- she could shoot a puppy on live tv and Trump wouldn't fire her.
Look at Patel -- he is bringing scandal into the halls of the FBI with that girlfriend and his Olympic bullshit. But he will never say a word against Trump and that's all that matters to him.
He will need to be approved by the Senate. I don't expect they'll be too hard on him, but the Democrats do get to question him on his qualifications.
Of course he's a lackey for Donnie Demento. MarkyNoBrain is another certified moronic incompetent who will happily abuse the shit out of immigrants and protesters.
But, for a brief, shining moment: Kristi NoEmpathy got the boot! I hope her dry cleaner can get the ketchup stains out of her blouse.
While she rides off into the sunset with Corey and her bag of “blanket”
Actually, a lackey for Miller.
I can't wait for the confirmation when they throw back the bon mots of wisdom he has shared over the years
It will be entertaining but have no consequence to Republicans who rubber stamp all Trump’s buddies.
I had a feeling you would be making another post today to address this dumbfuckery. Glad to know I was right! ❤️
Best one I've see yet!
"Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt."
I was in a fabric store, checking what I needed on my list on my phone, when the news came across the screen.
I’m afraid I startled a few people by starting to giggle, and then progressing to ginormous belly laughs.
This was good news.
And she’s still accountable. 😈
(Cricket Forever!)
Yes, please! Just joking!
fun fact: the only other time I've ever done two posts in one day is when Donny was found guilty
Well I guess this turned out to be a mental health day for all of us.
fair point
Btw, your email came in before any news alerts. And this is why you’re my most trusted news source!
Have pity on the "Worst of the Worst" illegal rapists and murders locked in El Salvador cages. What are they going to do for entertainment if they don't have Kristi's enhanced hair, lips or boobs to gawk at??
At least now they’ll have to pull those TV ads with Noem talking about what’s happening “under Trump’s strong leadership.”
I WILL give her that - from a distance she still looks attractive. For me - from a LONG distance, especially on a horse. But up close, GEESH! What the fuck is so wrong with aging gracefully?
Yes, you are absolutely right that was Maduro! I tried to correct it but was unable to either correct or erase it; perhaps because too much time had passed. Thank you again for noticing and please see below.
*Maduro
(Duarte was the President of the Phillipines, also a dubious character but a different story)
Omg, thank you, Robert. I meant to write 'Maduro' but my mind is not all there; my husband is from Iran and almost his all family is there; we do not know what has happened to them. I wrote about it in MindSite News (see below). Thank you for the kindest correction in history. I will fix...https://mindsitenews.org/2026/03/04/waiting-for-word-on-relatives-under-attack-in-iran/
What she just said - ☝️☝️☝️👏🏼.
👍
Take care.
I wish I thought Markwayne would take this job seriously. He’s an attention hog, but at least no extensions¬ F**king Lewandowski
We hope he's not f***ing Lewandowski. On the other hand, if he is, then that will make for one of the finest hog-screaming contests that ever was heard...
I'm pretty sure that Lewandowski will do whatever is necessary to be near the seat of power.
"Seat of power" good one!
LOL
I guess I shouldn’t have assumed.
There’s “ass” double entendres in there somewhere! 🤣
"[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
And it shows.
But his Plumber degree
We need some blue-collar folks in Congress, just not him.
Of course.
SHOCKER Anastasia
Who gets custody of Lewandowski? Does she get to keep him or does he go with the office?
I think Lewandowski will try to make the case. He will throw Noem under the buss. Making the case it’s the woman’s fault works in Trump world.
Gravel pit.
I heard he was fired too
And no blown up lips.
At least now we know why he's been all over the media lately being asked to give his thoughts on the shit shows of the day.
Maybe he’ll buy planes with engines.
As far as we know.
Maybe you will do two when he goes to his eternal rest. We will all be here for it.
Could be a sign of more to come. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I’m sure everything you do—including the daily writing of this newsletter—reminds you of Mrs. Spouse’s absence. Hugs.
Oh look, he found someone dumber than Noem to replace Noem.
Noem, isn't particularly dumb, she's a sociopath. Two names is just stupid like Eric Trump. He also has short man's syndrome which Bovino suffers from. Plenty of material for Jeff.
Perhaps a dumb sociopath? Sociopaths usually have the skill to hide their mental flaws. Noem couldn't even manage that.
yes. sociopaths are usually smart. the felon is unusual in that he's a dumb one
I think his narcissism gets ahead of his sociopathy and yes he is a brick shy a load.
The fact she put in her book she killed her puppy?? Not reading the room at all. That told me all I needed to know about her. She's cruel. Markwayne is incredibly dumb, but is he cruel like her?
They are both awful. At least the Commandant of the Coast Guard will finally get to move into his housing.
He is the Senate's least educated member from a state that has one of the worst education systems in the country. "[Mullin] is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
I’m ready for more of Jeff’s comments on the new buffoons.
Yep. Meathead Mullet.
I just said that to my husband who wholeheartedly agrees with us!
Just, I sincerely needed a laugh this afternoon. I'm having to have the oldest of my three cats put to sleep later today. I thank you for the first genuine smile of the day.
I'm so sorry. It's so hard to lose a furry-love. 💔
I’m so sorry. I have an sweet, old, adorable guy I’m ‘keeping comfortable’. It’s the kindest, hardest thing.💖
Oh big hugs, my friend.
I’m so very sorry. 💔
Condolences. Losing furry family is tough.
So sorry. I know how hard that is to do. I never had another cat after I had to put my beloved Muntz to sleep. Just couldn't do it.
Get another cat arne
I'm so very sorry. Our thoughts are with you and all 3 of your kitties.
Be happy that you were able to give your kitty a great life 😺
Yes, that's a wonderful thought we can hold on to. Our kitties never wanted for anything.
Oh Elaine, I am very sorry❤️
So sorry, my heart breaks for you. Sorry to hear of your fur baby!
I'm so sorry. Even us mean old feminists have a soft spot for our feline companions. Take good care of yourself, Elaine.
So sorry I feel your pain.💔
I’m sorry for your loss, Elaine. 😢
So sorry! It's so hard to lose one of our fur babies. 💔
Oh Elaine, I’m so sorry.
My deepest sympathy
Translation: Whenever Trump uses the words "highly respected," it means "universally thought of as a total imbecile."
Well, he did state that he likes stupid people.
Like likes like.
Wonder how much of our money Trump's going to "transfer" into his new Shield of the Americas.
I just saw a comment on a local news website that said trump just put her in charge of the ENTIRE western hemisphere!!😆 Speculation as to what it actually entails is waaay out there.
Just another big toy he gets to funnel money into.
other people's money, natch
Yes!
Hahaha, yup! Your word garbage to English translator works perfectly, Shoshanna!
If someone made a movie about those two it would be called Dumb and Dumber. Markwayne Mullin is absolutely a "fucking moron" to use the words Rex Tillerson did when describing Trump.
I called them Dumb and Dumber also!😂
Dumbest and Dumbester?
Well, Prez Fuckwit replaced a half-wit with a quarter-wit. Soon, he'll replace the quarter-wit with a witless waste of space. I wonder how many more clowns he can fit in the car?
maybe Marco could be the witless replacement..I'm sure he has the bandwidth
Wait, wait, wait! Are you saying that Liddle Marco is going into the witless protection program?
like Jeff says…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha+
That means we will get a new Secretary of HHS!
Eventually the Mango Mussolini has GOT to run out of idiots to appoint....right??
Like suckers, there's an idiot born every minute (at minimum: the birth rate of suckers seems to have accelerated considerably since Barnum's day)
doesn’t seem like it.
Nah.
Sigh
That reminds me of the Emmylou Harris album "Quarter Moon in a Ten Cent Town."
Great album!
thanks for reminding me of that beautiful album
Maybe two names will be replaced by Tommy Tuberville. He is certainly witless!
😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
Just keep her away from dogs but throw her in a kennel. See how she likes the cage.
I second this!!
No, no, no He didn't fire her - that would mean he made a mistake. No, she's now the special envoy of killing puppies and fucking random fascists - or something like that.
can you take a break and see if he gets rid of Kash, Ludnick and Bessent?
And Bondi!
And Trump!
And RFK jr too.
Please add Kegsbreath to the list
And Rfk Jr 😡, a murderer.
He’s the one that’s gotta go- nothing but a ramped up sociopath killer.
Nutlick… easier to remember
Wait. MarkyWayney is Native American?
What a fucking sellout to his own people. 🤮
1/128 (or 0.78%) Cherokee
I'm 1/1024 Lenni Lenape, matching Elizabeth Warren's fraction of Cherokee. A trace of Native is more common in people whose families have been here for generations than people tend to suspect.
So, not enough to make the rolls.
Replacing her with another unqualified dumbfuck idiot. There is still not a single qualified person in this regime.
I hope she cried. 🤣
She will be crying when the trials start to lock her and her chicken legs up!
I DOUBT SHE DID. ANYONE WHO IS SO CRUEL THAT KILLING THINGS HAS NO EFFECT ON HER IS NOT A CANDIDATE FOR EMPATHIC PERSON OF THE YEAR.
Oops. Sorry. I wasn't really yelling at you. Damn caps lock, can't live with it, can't function without it.
The hilarious ladies of the “I’ve Had It” podcast call half wit Mullin “Booster box”. He’s dumber than a box of rocks who thinks the president is Kegseth.
ACCOUNTABILITY, NOW!!!
Now she can bang Corey Lewandowski whenever and wherever she wants. It just won’t be at 30,000 feet! 😂
… if he’ll still have her…
Corey likes to be near the seat of power. Maybe he will start bangin' Laura Looney. Wouldn't that be fun.
Wow- never thought Arne would sink so low… that’s so revolting! Why would you do that to poor Corey? (jk)
Would having sex with LL be like screwing the window mannequin?
Sure, she’s got the same lips
Nah--no more jets, no more grifts.......He might have to move in on Pamnesia Blondi. Or BoxWine Pirro. Or JustADick Couchfuck.
And not on our dime....