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NCK's avatar

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I love that whole concept.

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David L McBurnett's avatar

Hopefully he has cut down on his drinking,,,,,, perhaps he is scared sober!

As a New Yorker in the 80's he was always a terrible person, as a person, prosecutor and mayor...

Hopefully he will do one good deed, flip on Trump

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I've heard that Rudy's drinking has gotten worse, if that's even possible. he missed a court date recently

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Sköll's avatar

Hi my name is Fruity Rudy, and I am a Trumpaholic...

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Good one, Sköll. Cheers! 😂

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Julie Tallard Johnson's avatar

This makes him more unreliable but vulnerable too. Vulnerable to reveal everything.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Especially when you're drinking because your real life has turned into a real nightmare.

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Mary, Rooty Tooty made his own nightmare. Too bad. Do the crime, do the time.

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RV maxima's avatar

Amen.

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Tess's avatar

Another run-on perfect sentence!😂

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Tama2U's avatar

‘Ok fuck-o’ 😆 Uncle Jeff does it again with descriptive truth! I’m still creeping out on how truly gross a degenerate he is. And the chosen picture of him...always a winner. He deserves to go to prison for being such a glory seeking sycophant who heavily facilitated so much damage upon our Country.

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Connie Davis's avatar

Yes, he does deserve to go to prison, But I would trade his sentence in a New York minute for Trump to go to prison..

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Connie, Why not have BOTH of them in prison. It’s not an “either/or” situation. RIght?

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Connie Davis's avatar

Nothing could please me more. However, it MAY be an either/or and my comment was an acknowledgement of the proffer he was offered, with the prayerful hope that he spills his guts on every slimy, illegal act TFG committed. He was often in the room where it happened, and if anyone has the power to provide incriminating evidence on Trump, he does. My assumption would be that he would then be granted immunity. I could stomach that, if his testimony made it possible to nail Trump.

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Margaret's avatar

Oh Jeff, you've done it again: made me wipe off my keyboard.

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Laura Who's avatar

Bahahaha!!!!!

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James Starr's avatar

lol, me too, just non stop tears....haha

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Margaret's avatar

At least it wasn't a green smoothie.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

The 🍊 💩 must be freaking the fuck out right now. Pass the 🍿!

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RV maxima's avatar

What goes around comes around!

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Julie Tallard Johnson's avatar

the orange shit believes he is an untouchable.

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RV maxima's avatar

You can wipe the ketchup off the wall but that orange shit-stain, that's going to take some prison time.

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

🍿🍿🍿 Here, Kim. My contribution! 😂

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L P Inness's avatar

I predicted a long time ago the sycophants and hangers-on wouldn't be going to the big house for the orange anus mouth. Especially those who were the most loyal and complicit and have now been run over by the bus...

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Laura Who's avatar

Lmfao!!! Orange anus mouth is perfect!!!!

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

I've always wondered why I'm so disturbed by his tiny rictus mouth. Now, a name!

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

L P, I think Tooty Frooty has a little bus up his own sleeve…..😂

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Mwfeiger's avatar

LMAO. Just love the picture you paint with your acerbic brush. Lovely.

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Kathleen Clarke- Anderson's avatar

Nothing would make me happier to see this fake human behind bars. Not in Danbury on the golf course behind bars, but BEHIND BARS! Please. I’m not normally a praying human; however, I find myself praying for the demise of tRump and friends/family on a daily basis. Is that bad?

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yesstef's avatar

I too. Alex Jones, Trump. Don jt, Eric, Ivanka, Jarred, Steven Miller, MT Green Matt Gaetz, specifically in that order and this for starters is my shortlist.

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RV maxima's avatar

We' re going to need a bigger prison bus...

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Not me. Everyone dies, and he's close enough. I want him to suffer humiliation, on a thousand fronts, so I'd like him to live forever (-ish), please—imprisoned, without access to any keyboard or microphone, and nary a sycophant in earshot.

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Oh, and I forgot: utterly forgotten. Like he never lived.

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Tama2U's avatar

If it’s bad then I don’t want to be good.

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Kathleen, where I come from, that is healthy!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

And now it's become the Warner Bros. cartoon it was meant to be, Rudy as Elmer Fudd, trying and always, always failing to dodge his inevitable fate. The shotgun bent to fire into his own face.

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Edythe Kirk's avatar

He will totally spill his guts to save his own ass, no question about it. And I, for one, cannot wait to hear what he has to say.

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Kathleen Clarke- Anderson's avatar

Not one ounce of loyalty!

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Kimberly P. Brown's avatar

Okay! I rolling on the floor. That was just about the funniest description of Rudy EVER!!!

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MJM's avatar

Every day I wait with baited breath for this to hit my inbox. Thank goodness I’m still WFH so my coworkers don’t see me checking my phone every 2 minutes.

You always take the words right out of my mouth.

I cannot wait to see how this turns out

I do think the shit is finally hitting the fan.

👏👏👏

I might add I live in Houston Texas about 2 miles from a-hole Cruz so I especially look forward to the Texas shit hole wrap up.

Thanks again for making another day.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

"... the wrong kind of bars."

Excellent.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I bet Rudes is going through Depends right now the way Drumpf does ketchup bottles.

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Michael Deane's avatar

When I think of the axis of assholes, I put Rudy right at the top. Look at the long list of shit stains he associates himself with. Wayne Barrett ripped him a new one. I just wish more people paid attention.

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RV maxima's avatar

He had the goods on all if these assclowns. I wish he was still around.

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