I really did delude myself into thinking I could write a short one. after all, I rationalized, it's a bunch of memes and one video clip? how much is there to say about that?
I, for one, and very glad you failed in your effort to write a short post. We need all the Uncle Jeff we can get! Thank you for your attention to these infuriating matters!
But... his brain is fried past crispy to burnt, he's duller than a box of rocks, he is so far up his own ass that he needs a peephole in his navel, he's crackers and going soggy, he's a few cans short of a sixpack, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you told him instructions were on the heel, he could not tell a hawk from a handsaw, a dim bulb would be insulted to be compared to him, the ferret that used to live on his head has fled in embarrassment.
Jeff, he’s pissed at NM due to the fact it is the only state carrying on an investigation into Epstein, Zorro Ranch, looking for buried bodies and NM has filed suit against DOJ for evidence that NM wants…
Yes, indeed those scallops do look good. I love me some scallops. True story, when I was pregnant with my second child I could not eat anything. Even foods I loved tasted bitter or just plain weird. While I didn't throw up a lot, I felt constantly nauseated. I had to take a leave of absence from my job in a frozen fish factory because the smell of the fish and even the breading mix just made me want to hurl. I actually lost weight until around my eighth month. The kid weighed 5 lbs 10 oz at birth. My ex was driving cab at the time and one night there was some kind of event at our local airport for cab drivers. I forget exactly what the purpose was, but the drivers could bring their spouse or significant other. There was a buffet. It had scallops on it. Those scallops were the only thing that tasted good to me the entire pregnancy. I probably looked really greedy because I kept going back for more. I wanted to just take the entire pan of scallops home with me.
Pregnancy does weird things to a woman's body. I couldn't eat cucumbers because they gave me wicked heartburn, lol. However, I never had morning sickness or nausea of any kind. Strange.
I couldn't eat lettuce. Or even look at lettuce without gagging. I had to be careful where I was looking when shopping for produce, or I could easily barf in the produce department! I never had morning sickness, just mild nausea in the late afternoon or when thinking about lettuce. Weird!
Happy Labor Day, everyone, except for Dear Leader who has never done an honest day's work in his worthless life. If it makes you feel any better, Donald is losing his audience. I like a woman on YouTube who monitors Truth Social. The comments used to be numerous and worshipful. Now they're sparse and angry. She calls her site Cult College. She's an expert on group-think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsqTkI751M&t=146s
The Incontinental United States. Governed by President Piss Pants (soon to be Emperor) and an Incontinental Congress of geriatric hangers-on. Ruin guaranteed by the Six Shits appointed for life to the Supreme Court.
Yeah, thanks for the superspecial gift, Donnie Dimwit. So will that be located in America DC or Trump DC? You know, if he really wanted to thrill the American people with a gift, he could just die.
There's nothing, not even the raccoon urine-soaked slop in this cretin's skull at this point. Now the All-In-One Stalker is just feeding him all kinds of "AI" slopbucket product and it doesn't even have to comport with reality. That indeed is the power of Murc's Law.
"New America" doesn't even make any sense since New Mexico is IN America, but hell Lake America doesn't make sense either. Now it just remains to be seen if an actual EO comes in and then we see which shitty companies like Google and Apple bend the knee and rename things for the mad godking's whims.
I have to say as much as Apple annoys me at times, when I first looked, they hadn’t changed it. When I double checked those fuckers actually did. Makes me want to drop my phone in the toilet (again) but leave it this time.
The thing about Executive Orders, is they only apply to people who work in the Executive Office. T💩p is making “laws” and acting like Congress no longer has to role in our government. Google and Apple have shown us what pussy-assed little bitches they really are.
Yes, and congress is acting like they no longer have a role in our government. Shameful. I wrote Cruz and Cornyn again yesterday and said that trump has not only destroyed their party, he is causing The United States to IMPLODE. We'll see what kind of off-topic platitude I'll receive from them.
Months ago there was a little bit of talk about the 22nd Amendment. If the couchf*cker becomes president with more than 2 years remaining in the term, he can only run for one more term. If he takes over with less than 2 years remaining in Dear Leader's term, he can run (and be cheated into office) for 2 more full terms. That's the plan. This information seems to have been squashed in the MSM. I predict that Dear Leader will be booted out after midterms. https://constitutioncenter.org/the-constitution/amendments/amendment-xxii
The only way Shitler will leave office is if he dies (dyes?) out of office. He's not building a ballroom with a bunker, he's building a fallout shelter. He bragged to the media it was being built out of "nuclear granite" that not even Dumbocrats with jackhammers could demolish. If he goes consciously, he plans to take us all with him, I have zero doubts.
Agree, especially about him planning to take us all with him if he thinks he's going to be removed from his throne - through impeachment or death. Hopefully the removal of Shitler will be attempted before the fallout shelter is completed.
Those repubs who initiate booting him out will become heroes. Nobody else had the balls, but suddenly they will come out of the woodwork, "Yes, I had concerns about his behavior, but...."
Your “He’s fucking nuts” descriptions are SO ACCURATE! And he is “acting” as a president….um….NO…sweetheart—you seriously need to follow in your father’s footsteps! Can someone please follow the example Jeff shared and take care of this ASAP?!!! Thanks! Love Claudia pics!!!
Laws, what laws? Trump don't need no stinking laws. And the GOP is dead as a functioning party, blowing off McConnell's Eternity Leave and Republican Rep. Neal Dunn's MIA since June (missing 11 votes).
I have covered a lot of bullshit-forward Mondays from this chair, but there's a special sulphurous flavor to a week that opens with the executive branch taking editorial direction from a fucking crack smoking shitposter — and it lands hardest on people who still can't get their legal name printed right on a pill bottle.
How can you keep it short when Donny and Natty never rest in their singular mission to shove it in everyone’s face how batshit crazy they both are? And just think, we have until Jan 20,2029 to endure it all because no
matter how bad November is for the people who could end this all very quickly, you know they never will
I really did delude myself into thinking I could write a short one. after all, I rationalized, it's a bunch of memes and one video clip? how much is there to say about that?
happy Labor Day, everyone!
I, for one, and very glad you failed in your effort to write a short post. We need all the Uncle Jeff we can get! Thank you for your attention to these infuriating matters!
But... his brain is fried past crispy to burnt, he's duller than a box of rocks, he is so far up his own ass that he needs a peephole in his navel, he's crackers and going soggy, he's a few cans short of a sixpack, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you told him instructions were on the heel, he could not tell a hawk from a handsaw, a dim bulb would be insulted to be compared to him, the ferret that used to live on his head has fled in embarrassment.
How could you help but go on and on?
Even IF the wind was north northwest, he couldn’t tell a hawk from a handsaw (which is what Funnywords McPuffypants called a crane).
🤣👏👏👏
Oh, those were excellent. Some I’d heard before but you had some new ones in there too. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.
Happy Labor Day!
Ye are many, they are few!
Short, long, we'll take whatever you've got
You just keep on rippin’, Jeff‼️ Fuckin’ love it‼️
One of my favourite Mark Twain quotes: “I’m sorry for writing you such a long letter. I didn’t have time to write a short one.”
You forgot to mention that the fat-fuck fryer-grease monkey is quite a few fries 🍟 shy of a happy meal
I am sure I forgot dozens of them, but I think I'll go add the happy meal one right now. thanks!
Strangely enough that was the one phrase I mentioned to my wife!
They gold plate his toy
More like off his burger!
Jeff, he’s pissed at NM due to the fact it is the only state carrying on an investigation into Epstein, Zorro Ranch, looking for buried bodies and NM has filed suit against DOJ for evidence that NM wants…
To the tune of Auld Lang Syne:
Said Old Demento, he forgot
He's never, ever been
A pedo predator loser snot
Or pals with Jeff Epstein
"I barely even knew the guy!
I never rode his plane!
Why should I even have to lie
There's nothing to explain!"
“A pedo predator loser snot” Hey Doc that’s pure gold…Have a fun holiday🎉
Yes, indeed those scallops do look good. I love me some scallops. True story, when I was pregnant with my second child I could not eat anything. Even foods I loved tasted bitter or just plain weird. While I didn't throw up a lot, I felt constantly nauseated. I had to take a leave of absence from my job in a frozen fish factory because the smell of the fish and even the breading mix just made me want to hurl. I actually lost weight until around my eighth month. The kid weighed 5 lbs 10 oz at birth. My ex was driving cab at the time and one night there was some kind of event at our local airport for cab drivers. I forget exactly what the purpose was, but the drivers could bring their spouse or significant other. There was a buffet. It had scallops on it. Those scallops were the only thing that tasted good to me the entire pregnancy. I probably looked really greedy because I kept going back for more. I wanted to just take the entire pan of scallops home with me.
How shellfish of you
You deserve a prize of some sort for that one! ♥️
Some scallops for dinner?
Pregnancy does weird things to a woman's body. I couldn't eat cucumbers because they gave me wicked heartburn, lol. However, I never had morning sickness or nausea of any kind. Strange.
I couldn't eat lettuce. Or even look at lettuce without gagging. I had to be careful where I was looking when shopping for produce, or I could easily barf in the produce department! I never had morning sickness, just mild nausea in the late afternoon or when thinking about lettuce. Weird!
"Some village is missing its idiot." The line of the day!!
Hey, homies, Happy Labor Day! Keep it real, keep it fresh. And stay strong. The crazies have shot their wad. And we will never give in.
Happy Labor Day, everyone, except for Dear Leader who has never done an honest day's work in his worthless life. If it makes you feel any better, Donald is losing his audience. I like a woman on YouTube who monitors Truth Social. The comments used to be numerous and worshipful. Now they're sparse and angry. She calls her site Cult College. She's an expert on group-think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsqTkI751M&t=146s
Shout-out to my union, SAG-AFTRA
Thank you, Ann!
Rumor has it that Donnie wants to rename the White House to the Kremlin.
If tRump’s business history is any guide, America will soon be renamed “Taj Mahal” for a short time, followed by “Liquidation Sale”
The Incontinental United States. Governed by President Piss Pants (soon to be Emperor) and an Incontinental Congress of geriatric hangers-on. Ruin guaranteed by the Six Shits appointed for life to the Supreme Court.
He's gonna rename it Trump House. For the greatest president of all time past, present and future. It's a gift to the American people.
Yeah, thanks for the superspecial gift, Donnie Dimwit. So will that be located in America DC or Trump DC? You know, if he really wanted to thrill the American people with a gift, he could just die.
Ask him if he knows what DC stands for.
But if we are ruled by the Russian Parliament, won't the whole administration be Dumacrats?
ZING!!!!
There's nothing, not even the raccoon urine-soaked slop in this cretin's skull at this point. Now the All-In-One Stalker is just feeding him all kinds of "AI" slopbucket product and it doesn't even have to comport with reality. That indeed is the power of Murc's Law.
"New America" doesn't even make any sense since New Mexico is IN America, but hell Lake America doesn't make sense either. Now it just remains to be seen if an actual EO comes in and then we see which shitty companies like Google and Apple bend the knee and rename things for the mad godking's whims.
I have to say as much as Apple annoys me at times, when I first looked, they hadn’t changed it. When I double checked those fuckers actually did. Makes me want to drop my phone in the toilet (again) but leave it this time.
Have never owned an iPhone and never will. But I am mad enough at Google to use MapQuest. Turns out I like their graphics better, anyway!
My hard copy road atlas is from MapQuest. I quite like it. It was recommended by the truck drivers I used to work with.
I owned androids for a really long time but Apple’s security features are better. However, the thought of going back is enticing.
The thing about Executive Orders, is they only apply to people who work in the Executive Office. T💩p is making “laws” and acting like Congress no longer has to role in our government. Google and Apple have shown us what pussy-assed little bitches they really are.
Yes, and congress is acting like they no longer have a role in our government. Shameful. I wrote Cruz and Cornyn again yesterday and said that trump has not only destroyed their party, he is causing The United States to IMPLODE. We'll see what kind of off-topic platitude I'll receive from them.
And yet, the 25th Amendment is barely mentioned. Shame on the media, the dem party and us for not even trying to make that an issue.
Months ago there was a little bit of talk about the 22nd Amendment. If the couchf*cker becomes president with more than 2 years remaining in the term, he can only run for one more term. If he takes over with less than 2 years remaining in Dear Leader's term, he can run (and be cheated into office) for 2 more full terms. That's the plan. This information seems to have been squashed in the MSM. I predict that Dear Leader will be booted out after midterms. https://constitutioncenter.org/the-constitution/amendments/amendment-xxii
The only way Shitler will leave office is if he dies (dyes?) out of office. He's not building a ballroom with a bunker, he's building a fallout shelter. He bragged to the media it was being built out of "nuclear granite" that not even Dumbocrats with jackhammers could demolish. If he goes consciously, he plans to take us all with him, I have zero doubts.
Agree, especially about him planning to take us all with him if he thinks he's going to be removed from his throne - through impeachment or death. Hopefully the removal of Shitler will be attempted before the fallout shelter is completed.
Those repubs who initiate booting him out will become heroes. Nobody else had the balls, but suddenly they will come out of the woodwork, "Yes, I had concerns about his behavior, but...."
The Dem party has no standing at this time. They're trying to make things happen but are blocked at every turn.
Your “He’s fucking nuts” descriptions are SO ACCURATE! And he is “acting” as a president….um….NO…sweetheart—you seriously need to follow in your father’s footsteps! Can someone please follow the example Jeff shared and take care of this ASAP?!!! Thanks! Love Claudia pics!!!
Avarice powered
Draft dodging coward
Posts ridiculous crap
On his sociopath app
But some MAGAts are getting soured
He is not acting as a President. According to Article II, a President takes care that the laws are faithfully executed.
Laws, what laws? Trump don't need no stinking laws. And the GOP is dead as a functioning party, blowing off McConnell's Eternity Leave and Republican Rep. Neal Dunn's MIA since June (missing 11 votes).
Thus the quotation marks 😊😊
Another good one...."I think this boy’s cheese has done slid off his cracker" from The Green Mile....
'When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is duty'
Thomas Jefferson
LOVE THIS!
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/happy-labor-day-motherfuckers-new-america-is-coming-is-trump-really-laboring-or-is-the-pregenancy-of
Happy fuckin Labor Day Jeff
I have covered a lot of bullshit-forward Mondays from this chair, but there's a special sulphurous flavor to a week that opens with the executive branch taking editorial direction from a fucking crack smoking shitposter — and it lands hardest on people who still can't get their legal name printed right on a pill bottle.
Demented DonOld's AI slop
Shows his head is in the shop
Mizz Nat is just as nutso too
To abet that whacko tub of goo
to shitpost between each diaper plop
And…I really like your info on trees! I always get in a good mood when walking in park trails around here!
How can you keep it short when Donny and Natty never rest in their singular mission to shove it in everyone’s face how batshit crazy they both are? And just think, we have until Jan 20,2029 to endure it all because no
matter how bad November is for the people who could end this all very quickly, you know they never will
Happy Labor Day!
This is the working people's day, not some scamming, addled billionaire's day.