I'm not a violent man, mostly because I'm not very good at it. But OMG am I angry at KingTinyDick and more importantly the GQP greedhead scumbags. My wife has told me to stop screaming in the house, fair enuf, she deserves a calm place to live. I have these fantasies where I & like minded folk have managed against all odds, kidnap KingDickless, with a forklift I guess, and have tied him to a chair. Then I & my cohorts pummel him with insults. If he tries to not listen, we get out a bullhorn and put it up to one of his ears.
I've had a lot of surgery and the anaesthetic is true bliss. I always thought its the closest thing to death but you do wake up and the circus in DC is still in full swing unfortunately.
There is a simple and measurable explanation. Predicatably, Dumbass Jerk Trump announce progress toward another imaginary ceasefire. Like clockwork, Oil futures dropped to $90. And just like how many times in the past 3 months, the supposed ceasefire is punctuated with bombing. Anyone want to bet whether trump and/or his family took a position in the market right before the announcement? It’s no wonder DJT thinks we are all dumb. It’s as though he was elected to manipulate the markets to his personal advantage.
Wait until his offspring & cohorts discover that ill-gotten gains are still stolen assets. Dem & other professional & patriotic prosecutors are going to litigate the shit out of the Drimpf crime family for decades.
Im sure she is. The grammar in the texts are better than anything that comes from his mouth. He probably dictates them to her. Or maybe he records his rants, and she rewrites them.
Dan Scavino has recently come up as another aide who is very close to DL and has been for a long time.
Dan Scavino - Wikipedia
Dan Scavino ... Daniel Joseph Scavino Jr. (born January 14, 1976) is an American political advisor and former golf club manager who has served as the director of the White House Presidential Personnel Office since October 2025 and the White House deputy chief of staff since January 2025.
Did you see that there was a nonpartisan, nonprofit group created by Congress in 2016 via a bipartisan congressional caucus with more than 350 members called America250 that were planning the semiquincentennial celebration, but Trump & his MAGA loyalist circumvented Congress & created their own planning committee & called it “Freedom 250”? It’s designed to make money, & Trump’s personal business is now trademarking the term “Trump 250” with a logo that looks very similar to America250’s logo. The Trump Organization has filed several trademark applications in connection with America’s 250th anniversary celebration. Anyway it’s all spelled out, with links, in Robert Reich’s Substack. I think Trump went to Roger Stone con artist call instead of learning math & English or one damn thing about business!
Bipartisan commission or not, I was always going to ignore the 250th anniversary after the felon was reelected. I'm old enough to remember the Bicentennial, & this feels nothing like that did.
I think we should have a do-over. 2031 will mark the 250th anniversary of Washington's victory over Cornwallis at Yorktown. We can call that the beginning of the US. After all, if Cornwallis hadn't surrendered, the Declaration of Independence wouldn't mean zip.
Borowitz said that Trump's America250 performers have now been reduced to Marco Rubio playing a kazoo. Rubio said that he'd blow anything Trump wanted.
Not that you’ll ever see this but, thank you for everything you do. Reading your articles is about the only manner of staying up to date that I can stand at this point. You have an exceptional talent for making horrible fucking shit consumable — like sugar coated gruel. Having apparently reached maximum mental maturity in the 3rd grade, I also immensely enjoy the occasional potty humor.
If I was in your time zone (I’m in CA) and able to get my lazy ass out of bed as early as you do, I’d offer to amateurishly edit your posts for free. Gee, doesn’t that sound enticing? lol Not that you aren’t doing a pretty awesome job self-editing on your own.
I’d edit his posts too for free, & it’s 3 to 4 in the afternoon for me when they come in. I have to wait all day to read his new Substack post, & believe me, I’m looking for it about 3 pm & refreshing constantly.
I had a friend ask me today if I’d hear more about Trump if I were back home, & I told her, “Oh God yes!” Though I hear about him MORE THAN enough here across the pond! I then went off on a tangent & was getting angrier & angrier telling her specifically how he’s conned people. She ended up changing the subject, & the subject was the things I’m making right now. Instantly, my mood flipped. 😆
The nadcracker was overseas-per several vids-sweating his ass off, either superdrunk or coming down from it trying to pump up the WARRIORS with a peptalk that probably boomeranged back in his fervor
He seems to have carte ToddBlanche to call for strikes.
Don’t you just love all the war crimes stacking up for when this coup of our country is extinguished and justice returns?
Heaven help us, we have a moron in charge. Can't we just sail away and call it a win? Fox News will spin it as a victory. Trump can even have a parade. We don't care. We just need to leave and stop spending money on losing cause.
I am sure that we will be told by Trump's henchmen that this is just going to help the credit card debt. Attacking Iran will help keep the credit card companies stable.
Jeff, it’s plain to me the chirping is getting to your broader mentalities. You posted all fotos (not including Claudia) of the nauseating assholes from tv land where lies are like the flies that are always buzzing dopey’s pantalones. I don’t miss Kudlow half drunk half dementia riddled and the next half is the Laffer Curve that was Rocket Ronnie’s BIGGEST lie. He is no economist not even close but trickle down is what scares the girls standing nearby when dear leader shakes his leg and they exit immediately.
ME TOO! I was in bed last night tossing and turning over the possibility that credit card companies aren't fleecing its customers with interest rates high enough to keep them in yachts. We should send a big thank you to all those who are forced to use their credit cards to feed their kids.
Wouldn't it be peachy if the uber-rich were taxed at a 29.99% rate? However, even that wouldn't bring down our 31 trillion dollar national debt. Living on other people's borrowed money is how the plutocrats roll.
Ann, the trump humpers always focus on the good stuff! I know when I pay more for groceries, it means I’m doing great financially! 🤥😵💫😵💫🙄 The Felon admin sees happy rainbows where a worker is getting crushed by a two ton weight.
Having Ken Paxton bragging about being as scandal plagued as the Felon is a bonus! Put a pin the calendar to mark the day where a truth fell out of a trump-humper’s mouth. 😳
Hassett and Soybean Scott are useful trolls — they’ve sold their souls a long time ago all for that gelatinous orange blob.
And for what? He’s decaying and short circuiting left and right these days — being hidden in some basement with his iPhone and crappy app to keep him busy.
That blood clot is coming soon, and then these sycophants will have a well deserved reckoning for all the damage they’ve done.
May we NEVER forget their faces or the shit they rained down upon us. May they NEVER have a moment of peace and be heckled everywhere they go.
I wonder if he can recognize Soybeans, because I swear to god, I can't tell the difference between him and Hassett. I'm pretty sure there isn't one--the resemblance in the last names is a dead give away that they're the same person.
Very good point. Like Dante's Hell there are levels of depravity in this gang. At the top are soul sellers like Blanche, Bessent, Miller, Wiles, Hassett and a chunk of the Cabinet. Who are also in line for criminal conspiracy indictments to steal public funds. The next layer are the "easily expendables" that Donald is trashing from the gang margins. Like squeezing out playdoh from a tightening grip (thanks Adam!)--Massie and Tucker and Marge and Jones and Cornyn and many many more. Former enablers. Now enemies.
All of the "not-stupid" 535 members of Congress are very aware of the blatant $1.7 Billion theft from the Treasury by the Trump Family. Make a list of those Senators and Reps who approve of Trump stealing from their taxpayer constituents. These formerly honorable humans sold out their allegiance to America. They sold their honor to the Trump Family. We can't forget or forgive.
I'm all for making them miserable for the rest of their lives, but in terms of prosecutions -- which must happen -- it has to be strictly according to the facts and the law. Nothing like the clownishly corrupt prosecutions currently taking place.
Paxton's retort brings to mind a quip from the always entertaining Charles Barkley. When asked about the difficulties of weight loss, Sir Charles said, you can instead use the "illusion diet." When queried what that entails, Barkley explained that you hang around with people fatter than you so that you look slim by comparison.
I also did some gardening. It’s exhausting enough to take me through 8 hours of much needed sleep. I stopped watching Sunday shows about 2 years ago. Margaret Brennan was already allowing trump’s goons to lie unchallenged.
He's the poster boy for "a face in need of a fist". In the interest of saving the bones in my hand, I'd use a cricket paddle. 🏏 but someone would have to stop me before turning his face into spaghetti sauce.
There was a time when I got myself into a huge credit card hole. I was a single mom, three kids, public school teacher.The $125 a month in child support just didn't cut it. I was able to dig myself out but it was terrifying.
I would suggest to whoever can do so, find a credit union and join it. They are usually safer than the big banks as their boards of directors are elected by the members of the credit union. Their credit cards usually have better interest rates as well. My VISA is currently running at 11.25% for instance.
I had the same thing happen. And out of it all now. I use one CC only and pay every month and I get cash back once a year on all I spend there. PS if you ever work out the cost of a loaf of bread on an unpaid amt on CC it would be 10 times the original payment. Some law should restrain these absolute CC monsters for what they charge in interest.....
Well done Debra. A Very Easy thing to do. We don’t have one now,thankfully the Debit Cards Cover everything a credit card would do. Glad alls well now.
Yeah, right. I took my 13 & 14 yo grandsons to lunch Saturday to celebrate the end of school year. Same diner, same orders: cheeseburgers, fries, and a pop. $45 - last year it was $35. So much winning.
We were going to go out for breakfast after my morning Dr appointment. As we were about to go in I asked Mrs Mild if she had brought her meds, which were already late. She checked her purse and said no.
So we went home where I made avocado toast (avocados are about $1.50) and saved us about $40. Last year it proabably would have been $35 bucks.
Last Friday my husband and I went to lunch at a local Tex-Mex restaurant. Two iced teas, one smallish soft chicken taco, a lunch-size chicken taco salad, plus the tip = $42.
I figured out that "Freedom 250" thing was a scam, but "pay to play" wasn't on my Trumpistan bingo card! It hit me when people were saying "where the MAGAts at" when it came to the artitsts and i could name several (Jason Alden, for instance.) if this was really "for the people" real acts would have been paid real money to be there. But, no. This was just a big distraction! Because he really wants to get up there and yammer for 250 minutes about how wonderful he is and make disgusting insulting jokes about rape and E.Jean Carroll and whatever shit is rolling around in his head.
Great way for our country to celebrate its 250: held hostage by a foul smelling old fuxkwhit who will do his impression of "Fidel Castro on May Day." Fuck this guy.
He's gonna just keep all the money that was going to go the performers now so it's a win for him. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone from the UFC assholes to the people constructing his latest abomination is stiffed so he can pocket every cent.
This is a great article. I didn't know about the American 250 that had been set up by Congress in 2016. Leave it to Trump to "divert" the majority of the money to his Freedom 250, which is now in shambles.
And where is that money now? Most likely in the swamp rat's pockets. Which where all our of money seems to go lately.
Thank, Jeff! Wow, co-opting something our Congress set aside for us... We really can'y have nice things. Oh and these "Freedom 250" assholes had conned the Westfieldn MA police dept into believing their "Freedom Truck" was a bipartisan effort to teach American history. Once they found out it was NOT bipartisan and meant to make money for Trump, the Westfield P.D. cancelled the truck. Which is a bit surprising considering Westfield has a lot of MAGA. But I guess the cops got the note that the community isn't one political party.
Every time I see that leering jack-o-lantern puss on Kevin Hassett, I'm reminded of a line from Lawrence of Arabia:
Auda abu Tayi: "Give thanks to God, Brighton, that when He made you a fool, he gave you a fool's face."
Outside of the Batman comics, have you ever seen such a cartoonish collection of punchable, villainous, fool's faces? The only thing missing from this Cartel of Stupid are the outfits worn by the Joker, Penguin, Riddler and Mr. Freeze. Flat-out surreal.
I'm now working on my next article -it's a "feel good" piece titled "The Architecture of Despair". It addresses the evisceration of vital New Deal programs at a time when labor demand is falling, prices are rising, millions of people are currently or will soon be dealing with food insecurity, and how millions more will lose access to healthcare, intentionally timed after the midterm elections.
It would make a pleasant companion piece for "High prices are good for you, Clean Coal is nutritious and delicious, we're the law and order party, we're close to a peace deal, and we really need the billion dollar ballroom".
He’s panicking. They’re all panicking. The giggling cretins they send to the Sunday shows are panicking. If Doctor Ronnie hasn’t been getting them lotsa drugs to keep things rolling I’d be amazed.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit— apparently we're bombing Iran again.
"US launches ‘self-defense’ strikes against Iran amid stalled talks"
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/06/01/us-strikes-iran-stalled-talks-00944084
remember: none of this would be necessary if the Dems would stop chirping
The Straits of Schrödinger are a wild place!
Schrodinger's Strait
And its indeterminate state
Is because those two tools
Are reckless fools
Who caused this Hegseth Trumpgate
*slow claps*
Epstein Trumpgate? 😊
Did you see the pic of Rubio and Hegseth as Milli Vanilli, as in, I am faking it the whole time.
https://www.facebook.com/michaelbaisdenlive/photos/rubio-and-hegseth-will-be-performing-at-donald-trump-party-in-place-of-the-commo/1559679098856525/
This one is a repeat from a month ago. No surprise that the Quagmire of Hormuz is unchanged since then.
The Schrödinger-Epstein Möbius strip of fools.
Well maybe Iran just had a case of “the yips” and Donnie had to react.
Jk we’re in hell and not much we can do about it but just scream FUCK into the ether I supposed…
I'm no longer screaming into the ether - I'm inhaling as deeply as I can.
I'm not a violent man, mostly because I'm not very good at it. But OMG am I angry at KingTinyDick and more importantly the GQP greedhead scumbags. My wife has told me to stop screaming in the house, fair enuf, she deserves a calm place to live. I have these fantasies where I & like minded folk have managed against all odds, kidnap KingDickless, with a forklift I guess, and have tied him to a chair. Then I & my cohorts pummel him with insults. If he tries to not listen, we get out a bullhorn and put it up to one of his ears.
A.J. Madison, please count me in as "like minded folk" who would go all in on this caper.
Inhaling deeply for 10 years is starting to hurt.
It's done wonders for lung capacity the world over
...into a paper bag.
From my vape!
I just wish I were . . . I’m having a surgery in a week and a half, and am really looking forward to the anaesthetic.
I've had a lot of surgery and the anaesthetic is true bliss. I always thought its the closest thing to death but you do wake up and the circus in DC is still in full swing unfortunately.
a case of the yips. LOL! Thats it! 😂
There is a simple and measurable explanation. Predicatably, Dumbass Jerk Trump announce progress toward another imaginary ceasefire. Like clockwork, Oil futures dropped to $90. And just like how many times in the past 3 months, the supposed ceasefire is punctuated with bombing. Anyone want to bet whether trump and/or his family took a position in the market right before the announcement? It’s no wonder DJT thinks we are all dumb. It’s as though he was elected to manipulate the markets to his personal advantage.
Absolutly, 100% sure that's case.
Wait until his offspring & cohorts discover that ill-gotten gains are still stolen assets. Dem & other professional & patriotic prosecutors are going to litigate the shit out of the Drimpf crime family for decades.
Iran announced a few hours later that it wasn't even going to talk until Israel stops bombing Lebanon.
Are SCREAMING YIPS a thing? If not, I'm inventing them immediately. Also SCREAMING CHIRPS. 😱 and there goes my glassware.
I think you just invented two new snack foods.
😄
YUMMM!!!
😂😂😂 and they're high fiber and calorie free! In fact, they burn calories! May even improve your mental health!
Might have a little spice in them. Especially the SCREAMING YIPS
Screaming Yips have nuts
Chirps don't
I got that one!
😂😂😂😂
His 2 tweets had some complete sentences... Do you suppose his new Ivanka look-alike is sitting at his side emitting this crap all night?
The disturbingly devoted Harp
Must not have a sense of smell that's sharp
In this entire regime
It sure does seem
That every "job" is a LARP
HAHA!!
good one!!!!
Im sure she is. The grammar in the texts are better than anything that comes from his mouth. He probably dictates them to her. Or maybe he records his rants, and she rewrites them.
Somebody other than Donnie Demento has been emitting them since his second inauguration, or shortly thereafter.
Dan Scavino has recently come up as another aide who is very close to DL and has been for a long time.
Dan Scavino - Wikipedia
Dan Scavino ... Daniel Joseph Scavino Jr. (born January 14, 1976) is an American political advisor and former golf club manager who has served as the director of the White House Presidential Personnel Office since October 2025 and the White House deputy chief of staff since January 2025.
Oh, the pardon recommender? Yep, another shameless toady. Makes sense.
Yes
Wouldn't mind a dentist-office tank of N2O about now.
Did you see that there was a nonpartisan, nonprofit group created by Congress in 2016 via a bipartisan congressional caucus with more than 350 members called America250 that were planning the semiquincentennial celebration, but Trump & his MAGA loyalist circumvented Congress & created their own planning committee & called it “Freedom 250”? It’s designed to make money, & Trump’s personal business is now trademarking the term “Trump 250” with a logo that looks very similar to America250’s logo. The Trump Organization has filed several trademark applications in connection with America’s 250th anniversary celebration. Anyway it’s all spelled out, with links, in Robert Reich’s Substack. I think Trump went to Roger Stone con artist call instead of learning math & English or one damn thing about business!
Bipartisan commission or not, I was always going to ignore the 250th anniversary after the felon was reelected. I'm old enough to remember the Bicentennial, & this feels nothing like that did.
🎯
I think we should have a do-over. 2031 will mark the 250th anniversary of Washington's victory over Cornwallis at Yorktown. We can call that the beginning of the US. After all, if Cornwallis hadn't surrendered, the Declaration of Independence wouldn't mean zip.
Same here.
Borowitz said that Trump's America250 performers have now been reduced to Marco Rubio playing a kazoo. Rubio said that he'd blow anything Trump wanted.
The Art of the Grift
Yep. That’s why people got so confused at first. I learned it from this guy https://youtube.com/shorts/yD3DP4JHMwY?si=nwJwqcVco3esCzSc
It’s even worse. We’re paying for all of it and the real organization is being squeezed out. https://www.notus.org/trump-white-house/america-250-shortfall-freedom-250-interior-funds
That is utterly disgusting.
So, talks are going well then?
US: "Boom!"
Iran: "Pew pew pew!"
"Why do you make us hit you?"
Hey Jeff,
Not that you’ll ever see this but, thank you for everything you do. Reading your articles is about the only manner of staying up to date that I can stand at this point. You have an exceptional talent for making horrible fucking shit consumable — like sugar coated gruel. Having apparently reached maximum mental maturity in the 3rd grade, I also immensely enjoy the occasional potty humor.
If I was in your time zone (I’m in CA) and able to get my lazy ass out of bed as early as you do, I’d offer to amateurishly edit your posts for free. Gee, doesn’t that sound enticing? lol Not that you aren’t doing a pretty awesome job self-editing on your own.
Anyhow, you’re the best. Hang in their friend.
-Robyn (just some rando on the internet)
I’d edit his posts too for free, & it’s 3 to 4 in the afternoon for me when they come in. I have to wait all day to read his new Substack post, & believe me, I’m looking for it about 3 pm & refreshing constantly.
I had a friend ask me today if I’d hear more about Trump if I were back home, & I told her, “Oh God yes!” Though I hear about him MORE THAN enough here across the pond! I then went off on a tangent & was getting angrier & angrier telling her specifically how he’s conned people. She ended up changing the subject, & the subject was the things I’m making right now. Instantly, my mood flipped. 😆
Tweet tweet
I wondered when he said Dems chirp if he was confused with tweet. He knows it's something that birds do...
Ahh! The answer appears! Yep, bet you're right.
The nadcracker was overseas-per several vids-sweating his ass off, either superdrunk or coming down from it trying to pump up the WARRIORS with a peptalk that probably boomeranged back in his fervor
He seems to have carte ToddBlanche to call for strikes.
Don’t you just love all the war crimes stacking up for when this coup of our country is extinguished and justice returns?
Cue up “Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep” by Middle of the Road. Those aren’t birdies, Daffy Don, that’s the squeaking of the bats in your belfry.
Heaven help us, we have a moron in charge. Can't we just sail away and call it a win? Fox News will spin it as a victory. Trump can even have a parade. We don't care. We just need to leave and stop spending money on losing cause.
And maybe we can send an apology bouquet to the Iranian people. In the immortal words of Emily Litella: "Never mind."
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: invoking Colin Robinson in conjunction with Kevin Hasset is brilliant.
Yes, indeed it is!
I am sure that we will be told by Trump's henchmen that this is just going to help the credit card debt. Attacking Iran will help keep the credit card companies stable.
Jeff, it’s plain to me the chirping is getting to your broader mentalities. You posted all fotos (not including Claudia) of the nauseating assholes from tv land where lies are like the flies that are always buzzing dopey’s pantalones. I don’t miss Kudlow half drunk half dementia riddled and the next half is the Laffer Curve that was Rocket Ronnie’s BIGGEST lie. He is no economist not even close but trickle down is what scares the girls standing nearby when dear leader shakes his leg and they exit immediately.
There once was a Hasset named Kevin
Who Drumpf thought descended from heaven
"We see increased stress
Never mind it's a mess
I'm buyin' a 7-11!"
And then there's this Bessent name of Scott
An egomaniacal twat
"A limited spike
In inflation I like
I'm a have and you fucks are have nots!"
If you like what you just read, please subscribe to my Substack. I would like to reach 100 followers. And it's for free!
One of your best, Frosty!
Thanks, Doc!!
Darn, since you used twat already, I'll have to look elsewhere for rhymes with Scott😂. Here goes:
Soybean Scott
You entitled snot
You deserve to get
The same as Marie Antoinette
That would cheer the masses a lot
Scott and snot are perfect, Doc!
Brilliant Frosty!
Just went and did it Frosty 😊.
THANK YOU, SPW!
Excellent!
I don't know about you, but I am so relieved that the credit card companies are in good shape. These idiots are writing ad copy for Democrats.
ME TOO! I was in bed last night tossing and turning over the possibility that credit card companies aren't fleecing its customers with interest rates high enough to keep them in yachts. We should send a big thank you to all those who are forced to use their credit cards to feed their kids.
Maybe they're doing well enough to lower interest rates from 29.99%???
Fat chance!
Wouldn't it be peachy if the uber-rich were taxed at a 29.99% rate? However, even that wouldn't bring down our 31 trillion dollar national debt. Living on other people's borrowed money is how the plutocrats roll.
Ann, the trump humpers always focus on the good stuff! I know when I pay more for groceries, it means I’m doing great financially! 🤥😵💫😵💫🙄 The Felon admin sees happy rainbows where a worker is getting crushed by a two ton weight.
Having Ken Paxton bragging about being as scandal plagued as the Felon is a bonus! Put a pin the calendar to mark the day where a truth fell out of a trump-humper’s mouth. 😳
Trump-humpers!!! Hahahahaha!
Frequently used on Thom Hartmann 😄
Hassett and Soybean Scott are useful trolls — they’ve sold their souls a long time ago all for that gelatinous orange blob.
And for what? He’s decaying and short circuiting left and right these days — being hidden in some basement with his iPhone and crappy app to keep him busy.
That blood clot is coming soon, and then these sycophants will have a well deserved reckoning for all the damage they’ve done.
May we NEVER forget their faces or the shit they rained down upon us. May they NEVER have a moment of peace and be heckled everywhere they go.
Rooting for that glorious day when The Little Blood Clot That Could finally makes it over the mountain! 🫀⛰️👍
Haha sounds like you’ve seen my meme ;)
Here it is for anyone that hasn’t seen it yet.
https://bsky.app/profile/unityindefiance.bsky.social/post/3mmhh4iwdd22o
So good.
Haha that’s BRILLIANT Unity.
LOL 😂 No I hadn't seen it before, but it's perfect!
Does Bessent’s husband trust him, given how pathologically he lies?
I wonder if he can recognize Soybeans, because I swear to god, I can't tell the difference between him and Hassett. I'm pretty sure there isn't one--the resemblance in the last names is a dead give away that they're the same person.
Very good point. Like Dante's Hell there are levels of depravity in this gang. At the top are soul sellers like Blanche, Bessent, Miller, Wiles, Hassett and a chunk of the Cabinet. Who are also in line for criminal conspiracy indictments to steal public funds. The next layer are the "easily expendables" that Donald is trashing from the gang margins. Like squeezing out playdoh from a tightening grip (thanks Adam!)--Massie and Tucker and Marge and Jones and Cornyn and many many more. Former enablers. Now enemies.
All of the "not-stupid" 535 members of Congress are very aware of the blatant $1.7 Billion theft from the Treasury by the Trump Family. Make a list of those Senators and Reps who approve of Trump stealing from their taxpayer constituents. These formerly honorable humans sold out their allegiance to America. They sold their honor to the Trump Family. We can't forget or forgive.
I'm all for making them miserable for the rest of their lives, but in terms of prosecutions -- which must happen -- it has to be strictly according to the facts and the law. Nothing like the clownishly corrupt prosecutions currently taking place.
Paxton's retort brings to mind a quip from the always entertaining Charles Barkley. When asked about the difficulties of weight loss, Sir Charles said, you can instead use the "illusion diet." When queried what that entails, Barkley explained that you hang around with people fatter than you so that you look slim by comparison.
🤯 I suppose he has a point.... but now, since he's been doing the shots, he looks like he needs to eat a sandwich. 😂😂
I had to quit watching the Sunday morning news shows. Just would set my Sunday off in the wrong direction.
It was a beautiful morning, so I put on some music and worked in the garden keeping my blood pressure at a manageable level.
Obvious lies with a smirk are not good for starting the day
I also did some gardening. It’s exhausting enough to take me through 8 hours of much needed sleep. I stopped watching Sunday shows about 2 years ago. Margaret Brennan was already allowing trump’s goons to lie unchallenged.
Not normally a violent person, but I would really, really like to break Hasset's jaw.
I would happily restrain him while you do it.
You beat me to it. The smirk on his face....arrrrggghhhhh!!!
He's the poster boy for "a face in need of a fist". In the interest of saving the bones in my hand, I'd use a cricket paddle. 🏏 but someone would have to stop me before turning his face into spaghetti sauce.
👏👏👏👏 A cricket paddle. Excellent.
With a rusty shovel. If the blunt force trauma doesn't get him, tetanus might.
But then who would bake the Keebler cookies?
OMG I just posted that in a comment. Only mine was a punch on both their jaws. It's truly vomitious.
😂😂😂
There was a time when I got myself into a huge credit card hole. I was a single mom, three kids, public school teacher.The $125 a month in child support just didn't cut it. I was able to dig myself out but it was terrifying.
It's ridiculously easy for that to happen.
Because the interest is so high you can't pay it and your bill each month, so it just keeps growing.
I would suggest to whoever can do so, find a credit union and join it. They are usually safer than the big banks as their boards of directors are elected by the members of the credit union. Their credit cards usually have better interest rates as well. My VISA is currently running at 11.25% for instance.
I had the same thing happen. And out of it all now. I use one CC only and pay every month and I get cash back once a year on all I spend there. PS if you ever work out the cost of a loaf of bread on an unpaid amt on CC it would be 10 times the original payment. Some law should restrain these absolute CC monsters for what they charge in interest.....
Well done Debra. A Very Easy thing to do. We don’t have one now,thankfully the Debit Cards Cover everything a credit card would do. Glad alls well now.
“It’s a very limited spike”
Yeah, right. I took my 13 & 14 yo grandsons to lunch Saturday to celebrate the end of school year. Same diner, same orders: cheeseburgers, fries, and a pop. $45 - last year it was $35. So much winning.
We were going to go out for breakfast after my morning Dr appointment. As we were about to go in I asked Mrs Mild if she had brought her meds, which were already late. She checked her purse and said no.
So we went home where I made avocado toast (avocados are about $1.50) and saved us about $40. Last year it proabably would have been $35 bucks.
Love my avocados! At Aldi they are 59 cents each. Last month they were 49 cents each.
Last Friday my husband and I went to lunch at a local Tex-Mex restaurant. Two iced teas, one smallish soft chicken taco, a lunch-size chicken taco salad, plus the tip = $42.
Like you, I prefer to frequent the local, independent restaurants and shops. But the prices are getting ridiculous.
I figured out that "Freedom 250" thing was a scam, but "pay to play" wasn't on my Trumpistan bingo card! It hit me when people were saying "where the MAGAts at" when it came to the artitsts and i could name several (Jason Alden, for instance.) if this was really "for the people" real acts would have been paid real money to be there. But, no. This was just a big distraction! Because he really wants to get up there and yammer for 250 minutes about how wonderful he is and make disgusting insulting jokes about rape and E.Jean Carroll and whatever shit is rolling around in his head.
Great way for our country to celebrate its 250: held hostage by a foul smelling old fuxkwhit who will do his impression of "Fidel Castro on May Day." Fuck this guy.
this is a good deep dive into just how scammy Freedom 250 is: https://www.jezebel.com/freedom-250-performers-cancel-washington-dc-festival-donald-trump-martina-mcbride-bret-michaels
He's gonna just keep all the money that was going to go the performers now so it's a win for him. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone from the UFC assholes to the people constructing his latest abomination is stiffed so he can pocket every cent.
As I understand it, the performers were supposed to perform for free (somebody correct me if I'm wrong here). Just expenses were to be covered.
Also, I read that UFC is paying for the cage match, in return for promotion rights. In fact, they're already running ads about it. GAG ME!
This is a great article. I didn't know about the American 250 that had been set up by Congress in 2016. Leave it to Trump to "divert" the majority of the money to his Freedom 250, which is now in shambles.
And where is that money now? Most likely in the swamp rat's pockets. Which where all our of money seems to go lately.
Thank, Jeff! Wow, co-opting something our Congress set aside for us... We really can'y have nice things. Oh and these "Freedom 250" assholes had conned the Westfieldn MA police dept into believing their "Freedom Truck" was a bipartisan effort to teach American history. Once they found out it was NOT bipartisan and meant to make money for Trump, the Westfield P.D. cancelled the truck. Which is a bit surprising considering Westfield has a lot of MAGA. But I guess the cops got the note that the community isn't one political party.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2026/06/01/mass-police-department-cancels-appearance-of-trump-backed-freedom-truck-over-ties-to-right-wing-organization/
Every time I see that leering jack-o-lantern puss on Kevin Hassett, I'm reminded of a line from Lawrence of Arabia:
Auda abu Tayi: "Give thanks to God, Brighton, that when He made you a fool, he gave you a fool's face."
Outside of the Batman comics, have you ever seen such a cartoonish collection of punchable, villainous, fool's faces? The only thing missing from this Cartel of Stupid are the outfits worn by the Joker, Penguin, Riddler and Mr. Freeze. Flat-out surreal.
From a couple of months ago:
Kevin Hassett lies with glee
Or he doesn't know the economy
Whatever the cause
I wish he would pause
And go back to the Keebler Tree
Thank you Jeff.
I'm now working on my next article -it's a "feel good" piece titled "The Architecture of Despair". It addresses the evisceration of vital New Deal programs at a time when labor demand is falling, prices are rising, millions of people are currently or will soon be dealing with food insecurity, and how millions more will lose access to healthcare, intentionally timed after the midterm elections.
It would make a pleasant companion piece for "High prices are good for you, Clean Coal is nutritious and delicious, we're the law and order party, we're close to a peace deal, and we really need the billion dollar ballroom".
Is the subtitle going to be "The Wreckage Caused by the Firehose of Bullshit"?
It was going to be Keynes can’t rescue us now. Yours is far better. :)
"allegedly has a PhD in economics" Allegedly is doing a heavy lift there.
“just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end.” I thought the same thing about the girls...JFC he's such a heinous pig.
May this be the week he meets the devil.
BEAUTIFUL Claudia photos. ❤️❤️
Ditto about the girls. Vomit inducing.
And I'll second your motion about this week.
He’s panicking. They’re all panicking. The giggling cretins they send to the Sunday shows are panicking. If Doctor Ronnie hasn’t been getting them lotsa drugs to keep things rolling I’d be amazed.
“Fractured Fairytales” for adults… :/
These people are so comfortable lying, knowing both that Murc's Law exists...and you also have many people paid $$$$ to be professionally credulous.