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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in "Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit" —

I have no idea. I didn't even check my socials once while writing this post. so you tell me, what did I miss this morning?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

The FBI raid with Temu Bond Villian Tulsi Gabbard being spotted (and picture being taken of her there).

They took all the voter rolls and election voting machines etc

Totally innocent i'm sure... right on the heels of Pam Bondi blackmailing MN for theirs....

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no, I mean what happened during the three hours I was writing this post?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Oh Tom Homan had his presser and he showed up without any bags of cash having to be handed over to him...

OFC he just stood there and lied the entire time. And said BS talking points like they "will move out of MN if law enforcement cooperates."

zuzu's avatar

He called Minnesota a "theater."

Not ominous at all.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

As a veteran, the language used today by that CAVA bag of crap ENRAGED me to a level I cannot quite put into words.

“Deployment” “Theater” and then ofc Teacup Nazi Bovino saying “Green Machine” are all cosplay semantics.

These are MILITARY terms used by the MILITARY. Not a bunch of cucks larping around American cities assaulting and killing AMERICANS.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Wishing could report the death of Dear Leader, but no…

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Donny had several diaper changes?

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Still looking for those 11,780 votes he didn't get. He just can't let it go. Yeah, the appearance of Gabbard is just weird. She's sort of been disappeared. She has some sort of "intelligence" gig that no one seems to know what it is.i hope the fair elections lawyers are already on this. I'm sure they are. They've pushed back on most of this stuff.

Maui Wahine's avatar

The regime is going to revive a dead theory about satellites from Italy that flew over the US and magically changed votes.....and also try to weave Maduro into the conspiracy theory. Maybe they got confused and thought Maduro is an Italian name? Anyway, more "today in CrazyAsFuckTown."

Ransom Rideout's avatar

No, we all know it was Muskrats' Starlink satelites beaming cellphone Bluetooth commands to the "inspected" voting machines.

bruce somers's avatar

Pepe le fascist.

Linda Weide's avatar

I think of the movie "A Clockwork Orange," which I saw before I read Burgesses book, where they used behavior modification called the Ludlow technique to teach the main hoodlum to have a negative response to the crimes he had committed. Could one do that to Trump with his racist hatefulness. Can aversion therapy give him a fear response to the things that ICE has been doing, and the January 6 rioters. Would the "Ludovico Technique" work on Trump?

Meanwhile in Germany a petition is going around today for people to sign, which is going to go to the German government asking for ICE agents not to be allowed into the EU, particularly not the entire Schengen zone for the Winter Olympics. Here is a link. Please share. https://innn.it/ice-out

Also, discussion of teams saying they will not attend the World Cup soccer if they have to play any games in the USA, to help pressure corrupt, butt licking FIFA to cancel having the WC in the US.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Technically, the Ludovico Technique but I get your point. Trump would break the machine. They would prop his glossies open and force-feed him Big Macs and Diet Coke. And he'd love every minute. Yarbles, I say!

Linda Weide's avatar

Would they play YMCA? I think there was more physical discomfort than that in the Ludovico Technique. The technique would be things he would love but not enjoy.

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

Yes. They also drugged Alex so he would feel nauseous while watching the violence. But what really upset him was the soundtrack, which included music by "the old Ludwig Von." So any time he heard, for example, Beethoven's Fifth, he'd feel like vomiting.

Linda Weide's avatar

Yes, but it had been his favorite before. So, how about it with the YMCA?

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Of a Lee Greenwood/Kid Rock mashup.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

I want to sign it but cannot read it!

Steve in SoCal's avatar

A horrorshow film, that

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The movie was solid, Trump has been a horror show since birth Steve!

Lisa Dekker's avatar

The only reason those six Brits bought tickets to the Bezos-Trump Rom-Com is so they could throw bags of popcorn at the screen. Wait, do they do popcorn in UK theaters…or was it old teabags??

Linda Weide's avatar

I thought it was influencer reviewers there.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The title, "A Clockwork Orange," actually suits him. If Alex and his droogs had assaulted, raped, and murdered protesters and immigrants, he would be the perfect son Shitler always wished he could have. Maybe that's Barron's destiny.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

It should be an easy call, considering the French member arrived early to practice and prepare for the upcoming match. He has been jailed, starved and abused in detention since his arrival Linda.

Linda Weide's avatar

A real life horror show.

arne link's avatar

What is that about? I missed it.

Kate's avatar
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Trump took another boot step toward authoritarianism as his Weaponized FBI seized all the ballots from Fulton County under the auspices of verifying election integrity in the 2020 election. It scares the crap out of me.

Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

It should, since the real reason they did it was to un-register Democratic voters in that county.

Melinda Morrell's avatar

I want to know the name of the judge who signed off on that raid. Make him/her famous.

Tess's avatar

Not a damn thing! :)

Lisa59's avatar

Rage Against the Machine is coming to First Avenue tomorrow afternoon for a surprise concert with a special guest. My kids are going nuts trying to get tickets. All sales go to victims of ICE.

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

Methinks ‘festering cum-sock’ should be the next Oxford Dictionary word o’ the year. I, for one, intend to use it every time I refer the festering cum-sock-in-chief until then end of time.

Cathy Wray's avatar

BluDot, I really like your name.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The man is a proven dumb liar

Who thinks that the world is on fire

He lit the torch

From Mar-A-Fucko's front porch

And it flames his disastrous desire.

And Melania's film is a flop

My schadenfreude just will not stop

A gold digger dummy

Who's in it for money

Never mind, ol' Stormy's on top!

(Of her husband.... for twelve brutal seconds.)

HI2thDoc's avatar

Bezos must be a dumbshit

Who can't come to grips with it

He burned $75 mill

To be Melania's shill

On a film that's an anti-hit

arne link's avatar

Sadly, that is just lunch money for Bezos. In the olden days the super wealthy would fund libraries and colleges. He could do so much good in the world, but he decides to be a monster. His ex seems nice.

Marie Drozdis's avatar

Your point isn't lost on me. In the past, the robber barons would build or endow institutions in order to remain in memory. What did Trump, Bezos, or any of their pals contribute to the enrichment of America? The world's richest man? Nada.. Oh, he contributed a lot of 'playthings' but nothing of any lasting meaning.

Declan's avatar

I still contend she is his handler

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

She’s a Paolo Zampolli client from the Tito Stalin spit in 48… was part of Yugoslavia, gaining independence in the early 90’s,she was recruited to be an Epstein girl, as were many others by Zampolli and Jean Luc Brunel….

Dubious that she has an intelligent brain cell in her head Susan, considering she married a total idiot!

arne link's avatar

She was smart enough and had an excellent gag reflex so that she could marry money. Or what looked like money at the time. Maybe she really is a Russian plant. God knows, Donnie is stupid.

Eileen's avatar

I think Melania is a Russian plant. Her father was in the party. Yes, could totally be conspiracy, but when your roommate is one degree from Russia...it's too tasty a treat for a KGB officer to ignore.

https://vocal.media/theSwamp/is-trump-s-connection-to-russia-his-wife-melania

Kathleen Weber's avatar

How would we deal with a sociopathic habitual liar if there wasn't video to prove what goes on real world? Let's go to the film!!!

Pam Humphrey's avatar

We could Rocky Horror it. You know, wear costumes and stage makeup, throw things at the screen, yell stupid stuff in a Melanoma accent. Could be fun.

Lisa59's avatar

Shitpants and Epstein's bitch are bookends. I expect nothing less from their combined psychopathic malignancy. Irrelevance is coming. That's way he's slapping his face on everything. Paranoid?! 🤪

Jane's avatar

👏👏👏

Kim Nesvig's avatar

The old saying applies again: every accusation is an admission. Trump’s accusation that Omar had herself sprayed is yet another example projection. Gosh, could it be an admission that the supposed assassination attempt was staged?

Susan Niemann's avatar

I will go to my grave believing that was staged...and I would LOVE to know if the Secret Service people around him were paid to assist in the ruse.....nothing surprises me now.

Declan's avatar

After the SS scrubbed/deleted all the data from the phones on Jan 6, I knew for sure that HRC observation of a great right wing conspiracy was accurate. There was NO WAY an expert could find out what was on the phones??? That topic just disappeared and media NEVER mentions it till this day

Keith's avatar

there are still files on the kennedy/kennedy/king slayings the government refuses release!

NO TELLING THE SHIT KEPT FROM THE PUBLIC!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I hate these unmoored conspiracy lovers and their whacko "theories" but from what has been analyzed of that incident, it does seem fishy. Did the SS detail around him know that the shooter had been neutralized before they stood him up in plain view? Within mere seconds of him being "struck" by a "bullet?" That seems to be either galactically stupid or they knew they could do it for the photo op. Also, as has been pointed out by many, the top edge of the ear pinna sure looked intact only a couple of weeks later. That seems unlikely, to put it mildly.

arne link's avatar

It was fake. Totally fake. The SS does not stand you up after a purported attempt on your life. Also, the fist thing was so staged.

CE's avatar

Yep, because his big ugly pumpkin head would likely be hard to actually miss

Hollie Rood's avatar

I’m right there with you Susan and believe 💯 the young “would be assassin” was groomed and set up to be a stooge. Even if the 🍊🤡💩’s ear had been nicked by a minuscule of a centimeter, he could never have had the reaction he did. The adrenaline would have been overpowering AND he would still be talking about it today. His silence speaks volumes 😡🤬

Bob's avatar

Trump learned from Roy Cohn the value of a distraction and playing victim, all while declaring his righteous indignation.

arne link's avatar

I hope you are right. So much is hidden from the public.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

His hatred for Omar is inexplicable. I'm not fan of the so-called "Squad" but the more I see of Omar the more I respect her. She's kind of kept her head down and done the work; she's polite, focused and even has a sense of humor. She's not an AOC-type showboat (or worse, Cori Bush, yuk). The more you see of her the more she's hard to dislike.

Rachel C's avatar

Your description of her is exactly why he hates her, and any other woman of color who is obviously more competent than he is. 👹

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

which is basically ALL women of color.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Which it certainly was Kim…just another in a long line of psyop government programs Kim. The morons wearing Kotex pads on their ears afterward, and an ear that healed miraculously, sans any scar

Pam Humphrey's avatar

The first thing I thought when I heard his response.

Patty Mooney's avatar

And that HE is a fraud. LOSER.

Cathy Wray's avatar

In real life, he would be whimpering on the ground. So, if he staged the whole assassination attempt, that means the secret service was in on it, too. I'm not sure that whole bunch of criminals could keep a secret.

Leu2500's avatar

i swear that they are using body doubles. I think they use tie color so they know which one it is.

& ears are as unique as a fingerprint. so if you got hit in the ear with debris, that's an explanation for why ears don't match. (i'm not to the point of looking at pics of his left ear during his first term & comparing it to left ears now, but I've thought about it. they are counting on we can't stand to look or listen to him. the MAGAts aren't bright enough for them to worry about.)

Eileen's avatar

Brilliant catch by Jeff! A friend of mine worked in Hollywood and said the bloody ear was totally faked. Of course, that's easy chit chat over coffee and nothing evidentiary. However,

Trump's hand is inflamed for days after his dementia drugs are administered, but his cartilage heals in two weeks?

Koko in AZ's avatar

On Omar: "I don't think about her."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

She lives rent-free in his brain!

Bob's avatar

He doesn’t think about her, except for every time he needs a “villain” for his gaslighting about immigrants.

serenity's avatar

That one caught me too. When is he never thinking about her? Every time he gets on his crappy app he's complaining about her. Every speech he wanders his way through, he's denigrating her. He never stops thinking about her. Or Obama. Or Biden.

Susie's avatar

Or the autopen.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

Thank you to Bruce for being the badass Boss that he’s always been!

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Share Bruce’s song widely. It will annoy the fuck out of Trump when it reached #1 on Spotify.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

I have and I will continue!

karen strano's avatar

Actually the one thing that would be interesting about Melania would be found in the still unreleased Epstein files.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"the decency to scamper back into his cigar box, close the lid, and never be heard from again."

Excellent! 😂😂 There is video of Ilan behind the podium as the d-bag sprays her and her posture was like "Come and get me asshole". She is not afraid of these scummy people!

And someone called Melania the Marie Antoinette of our time...I like that. Evidently a bunch of the crew who worked on her vanity project "movie" asked to not be listed in the credits since they are embarrassed to be associated with the project. And the director is a sex pest... that figures.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Ilan is a shero. She also said that the guy "was saved by security". Gotta love her spunk.

And her comment about Trump having dementia! Priceless.

CE's avatar

She was ready to deck the guy if security had not intervened!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Don't fuck with anyone who has been through the shit that happened in Somalia.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, Brett Ratner is a predatory POS. If he does direct another Rush Hour, I'm not watching it and I'm gonna lose respect for Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan if they do it. C'mon, guys, you must have enough money already.

Tess's avatar

Bruce Springsteen for the win-great song! Big Wheel of Moron…well that is some pretty big fucking wheel Jeff! Have a safe and nice day everyone!

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Teacup Nazi Greg Bovino is such a fucking stolen valor larper.

Saying the "green machine" WTAF. That is the term for the MILITARY not a stupid gaggle of out of shape, cowardly, couldn't pass a PT test, wannabe Gestapo goons.

That little coward still has wet dreams about being in the military... bet he couldn't join because he was too small to get on the ride, although I highly doubt he even tried because he is too big of a chickenshit to put his life on the line for his country where it really matters.

Mps's avatar

Too short to get on the ride

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Mary Greenwald's avatar

He is bigger than my Niece who is in the army!

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I think that proves he never tried to go sign up and actually serve his country.

He is just a larper, thinking he's some commando badass, for gassing babies and flashbanging grandmas on the streets of his own country.

Jane's avatar

Teenie weenie Nazi Bovino

Jane in NC's avatar

"There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood." THIS is why Bruce will always be The Boss. 💔👏👏👏👏

Sarah Shurtleff's avatar

I hope the Springsteen song is played on every platform that plays music until the whole country and the globe are ringing with it.

Jan Moon's avatar

And I hope the Boss's song surpasses all the renditions of Lee Greenwood's God Bless the USA. It is so much more sincere.

Kathy H's avatar

Oh, cripe, no comparison. Also, YMCA as a national anthem & kid rock being elevated? No. Springsteen is a lot truer about being 'born in the USA' & what it means to ALL people here! Not some shit about benevolence from a white sky daddy, but the power of Spirit in each & all of us. ❤️🤍💙

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Tell Homan that Fat Tony wants that $50K back PLUS the vig. It’s now $200K. In cash, muthafucka. Next week it’s $270K.

Bob's avatar

And, “Fuck you. Pay me.”

HI2thDoc's avatar

I wish that were the case. Then Homan the Toeman would end up inside a steel barrel somewhere

Derek Smith's avatar

About to die of a lack of the Hegseth gonad knackering .gif. Please Jeff. Find a way to insert it. Please?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I hear you. there just hasn't been a spot for it lately

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

I don't think it needs a special spot, Jeff. Throw it in anywhere! We need more laughs!! :)

Kelly's avatar

News Flash: Trump, Oprah, President Obama, and a 7-year old girl were flying on a private jet. Pilot intercoms back to the passengers "we have plane trouble and we need to bail out. I've got my parachute up here, but in that pile of stuff back there, there are only 3 parachutes, so you 4 need to decide who gets them." Trump says "I'm the most important person in the world, so I get one." He grabs from thew top of the pile and jumps. Oprah says "I'm the most generous woman in in the world , so I should have one." She grabs a parachute and jumps. Obama says to the little girl, "I can tell you have a bright future so you take the parachute." Little girl says "we can both have one." Obama relies, "There's only one left. Little girl says "No, we can both have one; Trump grabbed my backpack."

Jane's avatar

👏👏👏😆

Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣

Susie's avatar

Ohmygawd!!!! That is just nothing of hilarious beauty!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cathy Wray's avatar

Hahaha, good one!!!

Susan K.'s avatar

Jeff, thanks for ending with Bruce’s great, inspiring song. I’d already heard it. My local CBC radio station, in Vancouver, Canada,- played it as today’s “wake up” song

Hazel Brown 🐾's avatar

Let's break this down:

No. I DIDN'T think about her,

I THINK she's a fraud.

I DON'T REALLY THINK about that.

Well, which is it, fuckface? Do you or do you not think about her?

Carol C's avatar

His logic is this. My supporters don’t care if I am logical. I give them my racist example. That’s what they want.