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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

His stupidity is so profound. Like, I don’t have a vocabulary that covers it. Words like Narcissism, Venality, Sadism… all apply, but his particular strain of sheer stupidity is perhaps unique. I know there are many other idiots who look at his stupidity as liberating them to shine their own stupidity on the world, so maybe he’s the Rat King of Stupid. [if you haven’t seen photos of a Rat King, look it up]

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Burke's avatar

The Brits are good with nicknames for their kings. William the Bastard. Edward the Confessor. In the future Donnie will be known as "Donald the Dumbshit". It's a good fit!

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TCinLA's avatar

I called him "AnusMouth Pantsload" over at the VA yesterday and got great service as a result. They REALLY FUCKING HATE HIM over there - they make us look like pikers of hate.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

AnusMouthPantload is going into my repertoire.

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meryl selig's avatar

He really does have an anus-mouth

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Pikers of Hate would be a good metal band's name, too.

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Maureen Okonski's avatar

Shitler works for me

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Shitler works for me too. Goes with Skum perfectly.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I like that! I don't blame the VA for being filled with hate for him and his henchmen. That is one group that Europe is not going to be calling up for their experience to come live and work there, because they lost their jobs through Donnie and Muskie. Of course, the VA workers would be super welcome abroad where countries are now starting to warn their citizens to think twice about coming to the US, because proper paperwork is no guarantee that they won't ICE you!

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shee-rah's avatar

Did they mention if that VA has experienced layoffs?

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Marycat2021's avatar

I believe they all have, especially in small towns.

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KO in LA's avatar

He is a special combination of a dumbass and a soulless, evil, damaged soul. I don't know that the English language has a word to capture his pathology.

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A.J. Madison's avatar

the DSM5 labels him as malignant narcissist, putting him in the broader category of psychopath. He also has cognitive dementia, over simplified to mean he's senile. The are words, alas, technical terms.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

But perhaps too kind, from a historical perspective. I’m thinking something akin to Vlad the Impaler.

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Burke's avatar

Donald the Dumbshit Destroyer? Or?

Some good meme will catch and spread.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Over at Wonkette he's been referred to as many things, one of the latest being a "fruiting body," like what a mushroom actually is--the visible fruit of a vast underground spreading organism (like how American bigotries spread).

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Mwfeiger's avatar

I've boiled it down to Fungus. Of course, it can be dressed up to include Fat Fungus, Fucking Fungus, and 47 can be added at the end.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Frump the fuckwit works for me. ;)

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Sméagol, also known as Gollum Is one of my many go-to’s.

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DR Darke's avatar

No, Vlad Tepes Drakul at least had reasons for being so ruthless to his enemies—which was the Ottoman Empire, who were trying to conquer all of Europe. He was Prince of Wallachia, fighting vastly superior armies who engaged in impalement, rape and other horrific acts themselves as part of their normal means of conquest and population control—so he fought back using their own methods, horrible though they might be to us now, and did it well enough to defeat their armies and even their navy, putting the fear of The Roman Catholic God (who Hungarians worshipped at that time) into the Muslims trying to depose him and his Hapsburg Emperor.

Donald Trump is a spoiled manbaby who has never fought a day in his life, any more than he's done an honest day's work. He would, like Vlad Tepes's brother Radu, try to sell out Wallachia to the Ottomans—and since he's not family, Vlad Tepes would see no problem in getting Donnie Pantload to sit on a stick and spin....

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David A Pitock's avatar

How about tRump the bank ruptor?.

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Marycat2021's avatar

That's hyperbolic.

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R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

It definitely fits! Vice President Donald the Dumbshit along with his President, Elon the Dipshit.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Dipshit and Dumb shit? How about Dipshit and Dumbfuck?

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Ole Anderson's avatar

It will forever be skippy the dipshit.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Donald Cuck.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Burke: You win!😂😂🏆🏆

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Linda Weide's avatar

However, it is the stories that Trump's followers like. They love outrageous things coming out of Trump's mouth even if there is no relation to the truth. There is a storytellers convention called the Liars Contest.

https://www.stonesoupsc.org/liars-contest-info/

In fact there are a lot of these liars contests all around. Obviously Trump would do well in this one because he is a practiced lying story teller.

So, "Donald the Lying King" would work too.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

But, of course, if his lips are moving...

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Betsy L's avatar

Mitt the Twitt!

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David A Pitock's avatar

I use felonious 47

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Stephen Brady's avatar

His own Dad is reported to have called him "Moron" repeatedly. Donnie is what happens when a moron is raised in great wealth and has fixers his whole life. Now he has a whole cadre of fixers who run along in his wake fixing the idiocy. As far as the glued-together swastikars... I bought a new car in December and it has nice, strong welds holding it together.

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JWinfield's avatar

He is a moron raised by a racist and mentored by Roy Cohn a deeply closeted psychopath with vendettas on the brain 24/7

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Patty Mooney's avatar

This is why it's so important for women to have access to abortion. Unwanted and unloved children can do despicable things.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Patty: 'can' do despicable things IF they're a born sociopath as he is. SOME of us were also born 'unloved' (my mother is so similar to frump, she could be his or his parents' doppelganger). Likewise thought the Planet revolved around her and her INSANE beliefs. At 4 I gathered my courage to tell her that her pronouncement about Jesus 'didn't make sense, Mummy, since that means if YOU did something bad, I could be blamed for it?' and was knocked across the room and into a wall for DARING to go challenge her 'I am god's representative here on Earth, therefore I am GOD to you and 'jews killed jesus!' From then on, I was 'a whore' (at 4yrs old!) Yup. My Dad was our only saving grace, but although he did try, he was AS beaten and cowed as her 3 abused children. She should have been a Nun: had been raised by her Polich catholic parents in a French Convent in Bethlehem (the real one), her father the Nuns' gardener, her mother wet-nursing orphan Arab babies. She deeply resented her own Mother for this. My Dad was in the British Occupying Force when they met but her idea of being an Officer's Wife was dashed when they returned to Scotland and he turned out to be an ordinary Jock who drove a Tram Car (which paid very little) and her entitled ways provoked not awe over her fluency in a couple of languages, but annoyance from his down-to-earth family. She estranged us from them asap BUT somehow I found my cousins some years back since one also lives in the US and we now enjoy a great relationship. The POINT of all of this is to make it clear that 'I' chose another path in life. 'I' decided I'd never be like my mother with her deep bigotry and hatreds. I've never raised my hand to another human being (OR animal - since she abused them as well). IN fact, I've spent my adult life rescuing cats and now dogs. and the rage I felt towards her and others who hurt me, I put into helping others, NEVER into becoming like them. NOT all abused or UNLOVED children become like donny demento. I have felt like a motherless child for my entire fucking life BUT I sought out that love from the Mothers of my friends who were more than willing to give it to this clearly sad child they saw. My BEST friend for life IS my family and so was her Mom. Perhaps the difference is that I had a modicum of intelligence and donny hasn't a whiff; who knows? But it still rankles because to me It IS a choice to become an evil fuckwad like him - or not.

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Yes, absolutely! Thanks for correcting my statement (it's what I meant to say!) It sounds like you have had an amazing life and the wherewithal to take the helm on your own starship even with such a damaged mom. You broke the cycle. Bravo, I'm happy you wrote in!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Thank you, Patty for being generous about my 'rant'. I've kept most of my background inside for so long, especially where I was born - and to whom, I didn't expect to be 'triggered' by your post so should apologize. I realize you couldn't have meant ALL unloved children, because I can't be alone: many of us break through. Thank you!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No rapid unscheduled disassemblies for other brands of car!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I hadn’t heard that about his father, but it fits with what I do know about him.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

It was mentioned in Mary Trump’s book, Too much and Not Enough.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Geez. To think how deeply she sees the evil… it’s rough. She’s brave and terrifically strong.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

She's also great friends (and a strong supporter) of E Jean Carroll. Mary is amazing and one of MY truth-telling heroes. IF you have the wherewithal, you might wish to follow her substack as well as Jeff's. I do but Jeff's is to keep me sane, frankly.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I read at least one of her posts each week. But I am, like most of us, I imagine, overwhelmed by all I must read. Plus the other things I read, like London Review of Books, just to keep sane.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Mary has the courage of a LION! She never let up even when he controls our govt. TWICE, she hasn't backed down. Her own brother, btw: also finally talked about how his uncle told him to 'let him die' (his disabled son)! 'He doesn't know you. Let him die and move to Florida.' I'm pretty sure that's the direct quote. Even I was shocked by the callousness. I already knew that frump had bent the older family members to his will to STEAL the portion of their grandfather's estate designated for Mary and her brother (which HE needed for this same disabled son's medical care). frump decided that since his brother was dead, his children didn't 'deserve' their inheritance so coerced his older sister (the Judge) and whomever else, to go along with robbing them to stuff HIS OWN POCKETS. Wonder if his magats would still consider him so 'generous in donating his salary' if they really knew this?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fred was a money laundering mobster, the term moron was usually following by blunt force trauma to the head Neal, explains a lot!!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Neal: Dad & Co. were sued by feds in the ‘70s for race discrimination in renting apts in NYC

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

In all fairness (and I despise both of his parents, to be honest), THEY had to deal with one of their children being a born sociopath. The others seemed fairly normal while HE (donny demento) had a vicious streak from babyhood on. Mary tells the story of him tormenting his own 5yr old brother when he was 7, NON-stop even after being told to cut it out over and over and over. The little brother was crying and very upset (this was at the Dinner table no less). Finally, 12 year old brother (Mary's father, I think) took the huge dish of mashed potatoes and DUMPED it atop nasty donny's head, bringing gales of laughter from the entire family and, it seems: a LIFETIME of 'humiliation' for him. He STILL deeply resents having had that happen to him, never seeing it as justified by his rotten behaviour. He'll be 79 in June. Imagine. He's a raging ball of resentment and petty grievances going back over SEVENTY YEARS! He can't pay back his parents and brothers BUT he can put horrid people in positions of power to fuck over the entire Country he hates so much!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Yes, I believe he was sent to military school because he assaulted an employee or some neighbor’s child. He’s a pervert, a reckless psychopath.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

This, Neal! He didn't 'suddenly' become monstrous after running for office OR have it triggered by dementia. No, he has been horrid for his entire life. Just awful to think of what he's gotten away with - his assaults on women and young, vulnerable girls. Ugh.

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meryl selig's avatar

Life of crime, deception and grift

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

His main grift (after running bankruptcy scams on banks and gullible investors) was laundering Russian mob money.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Mary Trump, knows and tells on her substack and books 📚 .

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump." --Fran Lebowitz

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

That classic Guardian profile. I’ve shared it for years.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Except - rats are highly intelligent. Maybe tapeworm king.

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Susan Jane's avatar

There is nothing in the insect or animal kingdom to use for comparison. They are all higher beings.

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Keith's avatar

dog dik gnats!

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Susan Jane's avatar

I didn't know there was such a thing, but I just Googled and learned something new!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

dog pecker gnats we always said.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Tapeworms are clever.

They always get to the bottom of things. . .

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247kath's avatar

😂👍🏼

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TCinLA's avatar

Thanks, I needed that.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Sorry, TC - No.

NOBODY needs a tapeworm. . .even the ladies in the 1920's who swallowed them to stay thin. . .

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Yikes.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks for leaving us all with a smile Lady!!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

he's a snake. I know some folks like snake, but he KNOWS he's a nasty snake...tells that story over and over: a duplicitous, vicious snake. EVERYTHING he does is a tell: can't help himself. It's projection: whatever he accused Hillary and Presidents Obama and Biden of, HE was doing and guilty of.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He had contempt for everyone but himself Elizabeth… no surprise!!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

....but snakes don't do the things you describe, Elizabeth.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

HAVE you heard him tell his 'snake story'? That's what I'm referring to. It's on youtube I'm sure, since he repeats it ad nauseam. I believe the original was a scorpion 'hitching a ride' on the back of a snake to cross a river - or some such. Might be a Rudyard Kipling tale? Unsure. Nevertheless, it's what HE uses it for - and HOW he tells it. HE is a duplicitous 'snake', venomous too.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

And yet tapeworms seem more socially independent. They don’t “need” a king.

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MARY's avatar

I'm thinking it's a uniquely toxic brew of congenital stupidity, terminal Narcissism and Sociopathy, and evolving Dementia.

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jcali129's avatar

He thinks insane asylum and seeking asylum are the same thing.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

THIS! It took me a while to realize it but you're on the nose. It's almost shocking in its stupidity, but then...it's him we're discussing.

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Rat Fink works, too.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Remember Ed “Big Daddy” Roth, who created the iconic RatFink design?

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Yes- there is an annual celebration of Ed.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

This makes me happy.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Rat fink was a epic brand and should not be associated with felonious 47 .

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

‘Twas epic indeed.

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Keith's avatar

SALUTE! ED 'BIG DADDY' ROTH!

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Dunning-Kruger on steroids.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Profoundly true.

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Lucius's avatar

You literally couldn't write this into a book or tv show. Any editor worth their salt would call it too on the nose.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love the sentiment Neal, how could anyone have foreseen this???

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David A Pitock's avatar

It will be studied for years after he is gone to find a preventive for his syndrome.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Actually there is a real medical term for trump's stupidity. Or at least there once was. Idiot was the term used for people with an IQ below 75. I think it's time to resurrect it. Because trump is clearly an idiot.

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Martha's avatar

I'm guessing national highway safety admin is the next to be gutted

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

This! Exactly the first dismaying thought I had - elmo likely didn't know it existed, but NOW that he does, they'll 'move like lightning speed' to eradicate this department which dared, DARED I SAY! to recall his swasticars for a mere 'cosmetic stripe'. Of course, the fact that it's 9 feet long and can smash into the windshield of other vehicles on the road means nothing to elmo: 'Tesla's done nothing wrong' he whined with a cry in his voice'. Smdh. Incidentally, speaking of 'we don't have to say his name', there's an instragram vid of a young man casually speaking to his own audience: 'I'm not saying anyone should'...NO, NO one should!' 'but'...'IF, someone were to?' it goes on in this vein and THOUSANDS of us knew immediately what a whom he was referring to. It's hilarious but wrong, and we all agree. Of course magats are going bananas, calling it an 'attempt on their leader', blah blah.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Virtually all his cabinet members and the Fox talking heads vowed to rush out and buy a Tesla on the spot after Lumpa's yard sale at the White House. If true, let's pause and savor the moment...

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Sharon, we will soon experience the unbridled joy of watching the cybertrucks fall apart, explode and drive into shit while MAGATY officials are driving.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

It sounds like they're much safer in winter, since they can't even move in snow.

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Marion Mlotok's avatar

hah hah hah

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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James Starr's avatar

oh yes, there will be more stories to come in the near future of these pieces of junk falling apart along the roadsides of shithole America.

What a global embarrassment

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TCinLA's avatar

The Cybertruck is the only thing Elmo has actually ever designed. He's never been the Chief Engineer at anything (at best, a mediocre coder). He used his dodgy family's dodgy fortune from dodgy Blood Diamonds and Combat Gems to BUY the things from the real geniuses who really created them, then steal the credit after he runs them out of their company. He's nothing more than a takeover artist.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

It's all arbitrage to this dipshit. Like the federal trust fund. Break it up, sell of or set fire to the assets and the institutional memory, drain the bank accounts for the mars slush fund and then then the hungry old and disabled and brown people into slaves or biofuel. These people are not kidding. They don't have to be smart to be evil.

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Gerry Queenan's avatar

And he has taken over the government!

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Susan Jane's avatar

To me, they look like hatchets on wheels.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

When I first glimpsed one I thought it was UNDERNEATH the mocked-up cardboard cover! Who knew that was it?!

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Clint Opine's avatar

Me too! I was waiting for the reveal!

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MARY's avatar

Ooooh, "Magaty" Excellent job Walt !

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Kathy J's avatar

Unbridled joy, you say? Sign me up, I need to become familiar with that feeling again!

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shee-rah's avatar

That’s one way to ‘refresh’ Donny’s cabinet.

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

Can’t come soon enough

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TCinLA's avatar

The movie "the Death of Krasnov" is going to be ten times funnier than "the Death of Stalin."

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Did they actually put the money down or was it all just 'promises made but not kept'? Shame if not. I'd love to see all those deserving magats out around $100,000 each. Even to them it'd pinch - a bit.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

May they all burst into flame!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Burning is a horrific way to perish (the thought), so I wouldn't wish that on even my worst 'enemy', but of course THEY would if the roles were reversed. I still can't. I want the Elmer's glued-together objets to disassemble in slow motion and grind to a halt as everyone else on the road bursts into gales of laughter AS they film it all. Visualizing these swastikkkar owners scrambling to retrieve their PAPERS to file for insurance/proof of ownership gives me a happy in a time of sad.

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Keith's avatar

kan you say C O R V A I R ?

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TCinLA's avatar

The Corvair was a much better car than any of the Elmocars. Anything's a better car than an Elmocar. You notice how most of the others don't do "rapid unscheduled dissassembly" while driving, catch fire, or drive into walls?

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shee-rah's avatar

Or ‘Pinto’ (explodes on impact)?

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Charles Austin's avatar

I'm thinking Yugo.

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shee-rah's avatar

Yes!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, it is clear to me that ANYONE who is coming out in favor of supporting Tesla and their irresponsible cybertrucks now, is fully in the pocket of President Elmo. Make note of these domestic terrorists. They are Donald Drump’s SS. They, too, will be captured and eaten.

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TCinLA's avatar

As Robert Hubble point out last night, there are a not-insigificant number of owners who bought their Elmocar "before he was crazy" and in the now non-existent used car market, they cannot unload it at other than a ruinous loss. (This doesn't apply to Swastikar drivers) As Robert said, those people are fellow victims of Everybody's Favorite Unreconstructed Afrikaner Apartheid Enthusiast.

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MARY's avatar

Ruinous car purchase loss does not compare to societal annihilation

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

True, TCinLA. I live in a liberal progressive town where the Tesla’s are like butts…everybody seems to have one. They blend in with the body styles of other cars and are fairly inconspicuous.

But, oh those cybertrucks! They are the object of scorn and derision wherever they go. Not just by haters of President Elmo’s policies, but, by people who bought his “indestructible” conveyance and find themselves to be the not so proud owners of a genuine piece of shit.

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

Ten years ago I knew he was a CREEP. It took him a few years to develop into a full blown Nazi.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Well, they kind of asked for it. There have been reports of brutal self driving mishaps for long enough for people to stop and think about potential consequences, one of which is your car loses resale value when it turns out to be a POS. Only people who don't need their Kelly blue book to be predictable upon trade it should be wasting money and in that case im bringing out the tiny violin. Buy a Toyota or Subi has been my formula for 32 yrs and I've never had a new car and I've never been left stranded.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

My Toyota’s have never let me down. Now about that old Peugeot…

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Charles Austin's avatar

With fava beans and a fine Chianti?😂😂

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

Will they be gamey like trash-eating raccoons?😜

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Karlene, I was walking my doggo on a long hike through eastern Oregon awhile back and it was smoking hot. My wonderful Labrador Retriever and I were both sucking wind and praying for a nice cool pond.

As we crested a long, winding and tortuous hill, we came upon a dead animal in the middle of the road. It had been there for quite awhile, baking in the sun. I’ll spare you the gory details, but, the smell was so bad it actually scared my dog, Hank! The stench forced his bird dog nose to take a wide berth. I’d never smelled anything so foul.

Now, when I think of what it would be like to find someone who is deceased and in a decaying condition, the smell from that day is what I imagine it would be like. Vicks Vaporub under the nostrils indeed.

So, to answer your question, Karlene, I’m thinking they’ll taste just about that gamey…or maybe a tad bit worse.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oops: 'and whom'. Damn autocorrect. Geesh.

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meryl selig's avatar

That department will be vacated before Monday

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Sara Toye's avatar

My first thought, too.

Didn’t Trump say at the Tesla yard sale at the White House that he had bought his granddaughter one of those Cybetrucks?

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I 'think' he meant the red one parked alongside, but who knows how his demented brain works or what comes out of that mouth OR if he didn't invent another LIE on the spot (as usual).

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Abbi's avatar

I was thinking the same thing as I read. The director will likely be prosecuted, too.

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Richard's avatar

Same here. How was that efficient and vital operation not already scheduled for the chopping block?

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MARK Emmanual GOLDSTEIN's avatar

Must be the superior blend of Nazi genes. Yeah. That’s it.

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Ava's avatar

Bingo!

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

Exactly as I thought while reading.

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Lucius's avatar

Safe bet.

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meryl selig's avatar

Martha: I read about the Swasticars falling apart and immediately thought: that safety agency will be DOGED

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I was thinking the exact same thing as I was reading the stack…

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Peter Goodwin's avatar

My first thought.

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Marion Mlotok's avatar

That's what I came here to say. I can alwys hope that maybe we'll be lucky and they'll be allowed to stay.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Yup, that was my first thought too

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's a cult alright. Humans are incredibly gullible. How can anyone NOT see how insane Dump is!

And I gotta say, I'm really happy for Elon. How do people who own these fugly death traps maintain any sense of dignity?????

#TGIF to all you fine people. We need each other.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Wondering if the Space Nazi huffed all of the correct glue to wash down the Ketamine?

Would love to see Mike Myers do that imitation!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I'd tune in for that. 😂😂😂

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The only way that the MAGATS cannot see the insanity is because they are mired in their own. The fractured facts flying out of his mouth exceed the amount of intelligence quotient required for comprehension. Whatever he says, what do they hear? “Fight for what’s white!”

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MARY's avatar

Cult ! Cult ! Cult !

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TCinLA's avatar

Have you ever seen a Swastikar driver? Under 40, still smoke cigarettes (hold them out the window), usually wearing a red hat, and always wondering why no self-respecting woman has ever spent the night with them (as if they'd know what to do if one did).

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I try to see their little porcine faces, but, they are always hiding behind heavily tinted windows, sunglasses and hats around here. And you better believe those mobile dumpsters they drive are locked in garages at night.

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Dog Bless Us's avatar

Mobile dumpster🤣🤣🤣

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Kimmy's avatar

I didn’t just see one today, it had passengers and other cybertruck drivers were in attendance at the funeral of a 10 year old girl who adored cyber trucks.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Whoever doesn’t think Trump is a great leader doesn’t know anything about cults.

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KiminMN's avatar

Do you mean, whoever thinks?, not doesn't think? Or am I reading this wrong :)

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He is a great cult leader. Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and L. Ron Hubbard's ghosts are all insanely jealous of the size and intensity of his cult.

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TCinLA's avatar

Having been in and out of one and learned the valuable lesson thereby, you're very right.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

You could stop at doesn’t know anything about anything …..

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Mingo's avatar

If they had any dignity they wouldn't be driving those "fugly" death traps. Hell, you can't even hide those monstrosities in a garage, because they won't fit in the average garage. That makes them ripe for vandalism. Makes me wonder how expensive the insurance policies are and they won't be going down anytime soon because the insurance companies will probably deem them a risk. The dipshit owners should keep large supplies of Elmer's glue and plywood sheets on hand in case of repair.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I never even thought about insurance-great point.

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Right on! Maybe we need to appropriate the MAGA thing away from these dolts and repurpose it with make America GENUINE and GRACIOUS and GENEROUS again… works for me!

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

I saw a bumper sticker the other day..”when is it going to be great, I’m just embarrassed”.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Me too, it must be getting around

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Excellent idea...I'd put that bumper sticker on my car!

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Tess's avatar

Too bad these maggots aren’t “held together” with the fucking Swastikar glue! God-can they get any dumber? (yes)

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Cut twice, measure fuhgeddaboudit!

Poor glue choices— is that why those rockets explode?

"You’re supposed to read the documents first and then release them."’... but reading makes our heads hurt ... Besides, that is what Dems are for—they do the reading....

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Reading…how does it work?

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

'oh wait - that's what we FUND with the Department of Education. Don't need that anymore obviously, since we don't need to read, so cut it and save BILLIONS for our master project 25'.

We're being RULED by a bunch of non-thinking, non-reading fuckwits. The French had a sharp et horrific solution for the monarchy who behaved similarly.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

So did the Hungarians! Mussolini FA&FO.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Dunno. My dog reads Jeff to me every morning.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He must be an incredible profanity linguist, your doggo!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

He reads some words in dog. Stupid comes out as a howl, and fuck comes out a growl.

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Tess's avatar

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hal Schwalbe's avatar

Hang on! I found the solution:

https://images.app.goo.gl/SLU1

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Mark Slattery's avatar

The only thing falling apart faster than a cybertruck is our country

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Alison Parker's avatar

Wow, how weird, I had no idea Barron was an infant. He's so tall for his age. But like...it must be true, right? Because yes, I too would be amazed at an infant knowing how to turn on a computer. That can be the only explanation. OTHER THAN THAT OUR PRESIDENT'S BRAIN IS A LUMP OF MOLDY CHEESE.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Kraft Squeeze-a-Snack. Cheese Whiz.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Swiss cheese, no doubt. Sorry Switzerland!

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Probably so shot up with growth hormone.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It’s all the estrogen in those McDonald’s hamberdlers.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

No. Casu martzu cheese.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Gonna have to look that one up, Mike.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

It’s a Serbian delicacy of maggot filled cheese. 🤮

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Woa.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣😂🤣

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Well, on the bright side for Lone Smuk, eight vehicle recalls in one year has gotta be a record, right?

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Yep. I'm from Detroit and this exceeds the pinto and gremlin.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Teslas have Pintos beat. You had to actually have an impact for the Pinto to blow up. Teslas explode sometimes spontaneously.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣😂🤣

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Rick Calegari's avatar

You would think. Today, Smuk was suppose to be be part of a meeting at the Pentagon regarding top secret plans involving a potential war with China. Inspite of not being an elected official, he's being informed about things he has no fucking business being a part of. He also has that huge Tesla plant in Shanghai and numerous other Chinese business interests so conflict of interest doesn't mean shit to these shady, incompetent imbeciles. Goes to show how much access you can get for the right price by buying the biggest dumb fuck felon to ever hold office.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

President Elmo has been shoehorned into what’s left of our pathetic government and does whatever the fuck he wants…but Dems are still “waiting for a good pitch to hit.” The incompetence is staggering.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Fuckin' Schumer has to be scooped out and set to the side. Amy Klobuchar would make a good replacement.

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MARY's avatar

No

Her voice has been absent during this evolving Fascist Coup

AOC, Bernie, Swalwell, Kinzinger, JASMINE CROCKETT !

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Adrianne Martin's avatar

Bernie is the only current Senator in the list. Perhaps Chris Murphy, Patty Murray. I used to think Klobuchar, but she was too accommodating during the inauguration.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

AOC, Swalwell, and Crockett are in the House not the Senate. Bernie is not in the Democratic Party. Kinziger is no longer even in the House as well as never being in the Democratic Party. For minority leader in the Senate the pickings are actually rather slim.

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MARY's avatar

AOC is rallying the troops like no Senator or Billionaire. See AZ rallies'. Democratic laws and Constitutional mandates have been sneered at and plowed under. AOC and Bernie are raising the voice of Patriotism and opposition. How the fuck else are we going to get out of this ?????

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MARY's avatar

But they are leaders. Which we have none of otherwise. Holy crap, the entire democratic coalition has laid down on the tracks. ineffectually and suicidally unopposed to imminent Fascism

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Gerry Queenan's avatar

Sheldon Whitehouse

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Senate member...Chris Murphy?

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meryl selig's avatar

Thanks Walt. I hold the Dems

In the same contempt that I have for most MAGAts. There is a continual flow of “great stories” they could pounce on and use……. I have bet seen any evidence of anything.

Have the Old Fart Dems also silenced Jasmine, AOC and anyone who has dared to speak up? Have not heard a peep from our threadbare resistance

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Drumph was just on tv saying the report of the muskrat getting to look at US- China war plans was fake news…he is a lying POS..

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Nancy Potter's avatar

As Rick Wilson noted, when the CCP summons Smuk to Beijing to discuss his ongoing contracts and future business, is there any chance a single top-secret detail will not be spilled?

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

Why was he even in the Pentagon meeting? He is not an elected official, has no security clearance, something is really rotten in the Musk-Trump relationship.

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MARY's avatar

much more polite phrasing than I could have accomplished

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Every Single Freedom Loving American should be enraged by how this fucking racist clown BOUGHT access and influence in our government and over us from that crooked greedy dumbfuck felon insurrectionist sexual predator! Reminds me of that scene in Gladiator, where Maximus is ready to enter the arena, and hearing the bloodthirsty roar of the mob turns to Proximo and says, "Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome. This is not it! This is NOT it!" Well, this is not how America should be!!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The cybertruck is challenging the Ford Pinto for the title as the most dangerous car in the world…ever. While it hasn’t conclusively eclipsed the greed and avarice based design of the Ford Motor Company’s rolling incendiary bomb, the failing glue stick approach will undoubtedly lead to more accidents.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If you see one on the road, steer clear. Really

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Doc, when I see one of those rolling dumpsters, I do my best to pull up alongside it , roll down the passenger side window, point at the “cuck in the cybertruck” and laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s one of life’s little pleasures.

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meryl selig's avatar

Interesting: I live in Silicon Valley (more money than brains or common sense). There were lots of cyber trucks out when they were launched. I don’t see any, zero, on our neighborhood roads now

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

The Space Nazi huffed the correct glue for those windshield side panels.

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

I wonder how the Tesla matches up against the Corvair… hello! Mr. Nader ?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Or the “Yugo Nowhere.”

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Don’t forget the NOVA… the market in Mexico tanked because of the name…

No Va means it doesn’t go

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

Yugo in the ground preferably. Just a good thought for the day.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

The Corvair was kinda fun until....

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Kay-El's avatar

1. LOL! I hope that the exposed SS numbers belong to MAGAs like diGenova. Maybe they’ll now understand why we don’t want Schmusk messing around with our info.

2. I wouldn’t trust Space Nazi to be able to build a ship in a bottle nor a paper airplane

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

My heart is BLEEDING for diGenova. FAFO Principle.

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Wendymae's avatar

Meanwhile, pretty much all of us have had our SS numbers exposed and we don't get to have new numbers!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I don't know if that's a blessing since Musk has so screwed up the SSA that anyone seeking to make a change in any of their SS info is going to go through a purgatory between the phone line eliminations, office closures, enhanced security requirements, and extreme delay in ever seeing another monthly payment.

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Yeah, we mere mortals have to request one. Good luck with that now.

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Punkette's avatar

Exactly! And here’s the thing about changing your Social Security number (if you meet the SSA’s strict criteria for getting a new number):

Your old Social Security number is still tied to you.

Even if you go through the whole process of getting a new Social Security number, your old number doesn't really go anywhere. Both numbers will be used to calculate your earnings and will be credited to the same account. Having two Social Security numbers can also present other issues, as some records (medical, financial, employment) may be tied to the previous SSN and name (if you changed the latter).

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I think it's a sham. Who are these 400 people? Do they need their original records erased for criminal activity? Will their history be ported over? Is the list full of dissidents they are trying to disappear and diGenova is the last to know he was put on the flush twice list? I'm calling mega shenanigans.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Mostly those people are the staff of the subcommittee the House appointed to go over the records a couple decades ago.

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JerryBier's avatar

Trumpidiot did have one college professor who said Donny was the dumbest student he ever had. Some things never change.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

William T. Kelley, retired professor of business at the University of Pennsylvania. (NOT THE WHARTON SCHOOL - ORANGE HITLER DID NOT!!! STUDY AT THE WHARTON (MBA) School at Penn!!

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TCinLA's avatar

Kelley was at Wharton - which DumbAsFuck was allowed to AUDIT classes, being to fucking stupid to qualify for admission even with the then-low qualifications. Actual quote is "Donald Trump was the dumbest fucking student to ever walk in my classroom."

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Orange Hitler thought it was “Whore-Town” - audit the classes & just grab ‘em by the p__sy

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Keith's avatar

but he speaks so eloquently!

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JerryBier's avatar

lol

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HI2thDoc's avatar

When you see a Cyberwhatthefuck on the road, no joke, give it a wide berth. It has very poor visibility for the driver, especially behind it, and is extremely heavy. Now this body panel coming off shit? Stay away. Come to think of it, stay away from any idiot that bought one. $80k for attention-seeking, Mush worshipping, probably crypto bro Rogan fans who wish they were more successful with women was judged by them to be worth it.

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Tess's avatar

Cyberwhatthefuck….haha—good one!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

You know, you make a good point! I haven't seen any women buy or even drive a Cyberwhatthefuck. It's designed for insecure/women-hating men, a junk yard man cave on wheels.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That’s who the target demographic is.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

It has strong SDE.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That's what I think when I see one. Even worse than a old guy who drives a Vette or exoticar.

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Wendy's avatar

He’s broken and he’s an idiot and he’s suffering TIAs and he’s unstable Jeff. This is what early era dementia looks like I’m going forward. He’s going to become more and more dementia written as things continue to happen that he has no control over.

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Joy's avatar

But,the Space Nazi, Russell Vought and others are the ones already running things…

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’s so barely functional that I expect a catastrophic meltdown at any moment. Can you imagine his atrocities that go unreported due to our fully compromised 4th Estate? He’s probably got shit running down his legs in the Oval Office.

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The Musk, China, War planning story that broke in the NYTimes last night may be the biggest scandal yet for Trump 2.0. Depending on your perspective, it might have been leaked by President Eisenhower's ghost as a renewed warning about the dangers of the "military-industrial" complex or it might be a current version of the Pentagon Papers.

For Elon Musk, to get deeper and deeper into Pentagon war planning, for what ever reasons, is a terrifying prospect.

He's already a large military contractor with competitors, so his conflict of interests alone should prohibit his involvement.

Add to this, the hack job he made of DOGE, we should all worry what controls Musk is seeking over our national defense and what lies he will tell, and his co-president Trump will tell to cover his tracks.

It's especially ironic that he will be briefed in war scenarios with China. I spent 20 years consulting to many large US companies on China business strategies. We should assume Musk is beholden to China's central committee and the CCPs senior leadership because of China's large support for Tesla.

Maybe Musk and Trump are splitting global spheres of power. Trump is answering to Putin and Musk will be answering to Xi.

Stay tuned..this story will last more than one cycle

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Of course on Leon he made a brash and big move he will regret. His biggest plant in the world and China takes what China wants, you know please keep it coming!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Drumph denied the allegations bought by NY Times… “worst newspaper ever…” during his “press conference “…

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Don A in Pennsultucky's avatar

People who have to get new SSNs may run afoul of the DOGGY crowd who have made it necessary for more people to go to a physical location to verify their identity and of course they want to close more offices. It's going to take a LOOONG time to straighten out all the things the Mump regime is fucking up.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Trying to figure out how DiGenova ended up in the Kennedy files. If he's 80 now, he had to have been about 17 when JFK was shot.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

He was a Senate aide in the '70's, probably had a role in one of the investigations. A lot of the congressional aides got doxxed because the records identified them all.

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TCinLA's avatar

19. I am 80 and I was a 19-year old dumbass sailor when that Gold Braid Chief came running up the street yelling "the president has been shot!" One of us said "That's not funny Chief," He came over, fixed us with the classic "Chief's glare" and said, "I. Said. The. President. Has. Been. SHOT!" "Yes Chief!" "You got it Chief!"

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I was 7, on lunch break from school at my Grampa's, he heard the news and we watched in shock for a while and I said with a nervous look at the clock "I'd love to keep watching TV with you but I have to get back to school." He thrust his finger in my face and said "NO! There will be NO SCHOOL TODAY!" He was of course right, everybody who was at school was sent home.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

I was sitting in the window in my one room “ apartment “ with my 3 little ones when I noticed groups of people going into the church across the street. I wondered what was happening and had no TV. My landlady knocked on the door and told me . I cried at that window for a very long time.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That document should be about people to prosecute, those numbers should be eliminated to save money as the current prez loves to do.

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Christina Kasica's avatar

Donnie is a senile, very elderly (80?), psychopath. Would you call that stupid? I wouldn't. I would call it consumed by advanced disease. And we underestimate the Musk regime if we call it stupid. It's hell-bent on disassembling our country, and it's succeeding wildly. I might call that evil. But to call it stupid is to appease ourselves, to put blinders on, and to fail to see the unimaginably horrible genius at work by this cabal of evilmongers.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

President Elmo ain’t dumb, but you will never convince me that he is smart. Look at his businesses. 8 failed Starlink launch attempts…in a row! He turned Twitter from a $50 billion company to a $2 billion company. And, of course, his coup de grace, alienating his entire Tesla customer base by joining those that would sit idly by and watch our planet burn.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Elmo deserves everything he gets— fuck him!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, Walt, ya gotta admit, it's a rare type who can do what you said, shrink a $50B juggernaut into a $2B fascist wienie fest.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Trump was stupid way before he got the chance to develop his evil side. Spy Magazine was on to his stupidity back in the 1980s. Evil and stupidity are not mutually exclusive.

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TCinLA's avatar

"Never attribute to evil what can be explained by stupidity."

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Larry Apple's avatar

Stupid but smart enough to become president of the united states twice and the most powerful man in the world. Beware something evil this way comes.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Dump had a lot of help getting into office.He didnt do this on his own.

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Charissa Dyer-Kendler's avatar

Similar to the Peter Sellers’ movie ‘Being There’.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

"I like to watch..."

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Just saw that movie again after many years. The comparisons are startling.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Loved it,

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Fredi Hensley's avatar

It was a book by Jerzy Kosinski. I remember thinking it was sort of humorous in an "it could never happen" kind of way. I was very young.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Plenty of help. Just ask Smuk and the Kremlin.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yup. 👍👍

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Exactly, Susan. Gerrymandering, vote suppression, GOP operatives accessing local voting systems, Elmo's hackers....

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He is the beneficiary of some disturbing and fortuitous (for him) phenomena: years of GOP resentment-seeding bullshit, latent racism and misogyny in America, undereducated voters, gullibility, a contrived TV show, and let's not forget Russian interference and the strong possibility that he is a Russian asset and has been for decades.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

I think the polls showing 47% approval are done by Russia. If not, we are doomed!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

So right. I hope we can overcome all of it. We have really fallen far.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Doc- I think the most significant issue is that last factor you mentioned. Russia saw a useful idiot in 1987 and they have been working to get him to where he is now.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I think it has worked even better than their wildest dreams

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Larry Apple's avatar

Perfect explanation of the predicament we’re in.

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David Simpson's avatar

Great piece, Jeff.

Waiting for you to comment on RFK JR. That dumb fuck with the half worm eaten brain is going to kill us all. His latest “half brained” idea is to let bird flu spread in chicken farms so we can then see which ones are affected and not, and from there, we can find a cure. 🥴😵‍💫

I’m worried about the cuts, no, the virtual elimination of USAID and the threat this poses to our health long-term. With no checks and no funding, diseases from, say, Africa, like Ebola, can potentially run rampant and hit Europe and then us.

These people are insane. And of course, RFK Jr will just tell us to exercise and take vitamins. We are soooo fucked with these morons.

So much ineptitude and so much arrogance… The hubris! And how to possibly cover it all? It’s like playing whack-a-mole… with sewer clowns!

The next “pandemic” will be devastating. I hope I’m wrong but it will all be on these idiots’ watches!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

My handle for him is RatFuckKook

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