oh and most of all fuck my neighbor for running a weed-whacker for the last hour, at the place where our properties meet, while I was trying to finish this post
Our community doesn't allow vendors in until seven am. Since we're all over 55 and wake up at four am it really doesn't matter. If they disturb my afternoon nap, then I will be pissed.
If I end up in prison it's going to be due to me finally snapping my sanity over the incessant gas-powered weed whackers and leaf blasters run by multiple households here.
One couple, I swear a single leaf or blade of grass hits their pavement and they have to break out the backpack blower for 20 min, several times a day. It's degrading my mental health. They also just cut down an 80-year-old, probably 100 feet tall, 60 foot wide tree because they didn't like it. Why did they buy the property last year then? The house is nothing special; a 1,000 square foot 1940s bungalow they could have found dozens of within a 10 miles radius.
I had no idea that this is such a common issue! My neighbor revs up the ol' leaf blower every single evening. He's compelled to eliminate every last trace of matter from his property and vehicles. But several times a day? It's no surprise that you're losing it. I wonder if there's an ICD code for leaf blower compulsion? If not, there should be.
It's not just the noise. It's the eradication of all insect life too.
Our lots are only 50 feet wide. I'm an older woman and I can sweep the grass clippings or whatever from the entire sidewalk and driveway in seven minutes. Same size as his.
Why does it take him 20-30 min multiple times per DAY? Because these assholes use those gas-powered leaf blowers as phallic substitutes that make them feel manly, apparently.
I don't use blowers and I have all sorts of beautiful orb weaver spiders, different shapes/sizes/colors, and other insect life abounding in my yard. I put raked leaves in fall all around and behind the shrubs to provide habitat for overwintering queen bees, egg sacs and other potential life.
These men on my block even use the mega leaf blowers behind their shrubs where no one can see. It's a mental illness! It should be illegal. Don't even get me started on the chemicals they use to eradicate clover, milkweed, dandelions and anything else that is a potential nectar source.
I'm childfree. It's their kids and grandkids who will be fighting for food because we have no pollinators left. Yet I am the only one in the neighborhood trying to do something about it.
I couldn't agree more, and I can definitely relate! We have lots of bunnies and other wildlife around (in FL), so I'm against using any kind of lawn chemicals, too.
I walked into the park across the street a while back, while one of the staff people was using a leaf blower. The light was just right, and I took video on my phone of the horrendous cloud of dust and who knows what that was billowing up all around and traveling broadly in every direction. So in addition to the infuriating noise, they also throw everything (dog poo, spit, car emissions) that’s on the pavement right into your face!😡
Good point. My idiot neighbors make massive dust clouds AND they blow their clippings and debris into the street, against ordinance, meaning they flow into the storm sewers and into our streams, rivers and other waterways, saturated with chemical pesticides and fertilizers.
And the city does NOTHING. We live in an affluent area (I'm in the smallest old house on the block, pre-affluenza) and all people care about is appearances. I am the neighborhood weirdo. Tried to cultivate a pollinator garden on the easement and the ordinance officer made me eradicate it. But I've shown him photos of the illegal debris blowing, of other illegal acts, and he does nothing. Because it's the bros doing it, not some little older woman.
No need to apologize. I live in an HOA dcevelopment, I routinely get letters from the HOA that make want to bring back forced labor incarceration. Take that, pin-headed cowardly bureaucrat hiding behind anonymous letters complaining about my weeds, when my neighbor has a weed (not grass) front yard. Or, heavens! One of the staves in my fence isn't stained (its not stained at all, actually) the same color as the rest of the fence. Bureaucrat, may your afterlife be a perpetual hell of having faceless beings complaining about your inadequacies, like your ridiculous choice of career paper pusher.
Maybe save you some time, Rand Paul would cut his lawn or whatever, and dump the tailings on his neighbors yard. The neighbor had enough and thumped Paul’s melon.
I think he went to jail for a bit. Rand Paul had some broken bones as I recall.
I just didn’t want Tiedrich to suffer the same consequence. :-)
Also - My gardener, Jose didn’t show up this week! I’m not suggesting that he’s undocumented, but does it matter? He’s Hispanic. Isn’t that enough to be disappeared?
Yup. Documented, undocumented, legal, illegal, naturalized citizen, birthright citizenship, Stephen Miller doesn't give a tiniest of fucks. Too much melanin, you're going. Unless you're rich, and some of the asians.
Friggin' weed whackers and leaf blowers are the bane of my existence! I live in the desert, where you wouldn't think there would be a fk-ton of landscaping happening, but lo and behold, there is. My sanity is already questionable and I'm about to pop off at any moment.🤣🤣🤣
They have to blow the bougainvillea into the neighbor's yard at least once a week. Also, they have to blow the inch of dust that collects in that time.
We moved here in 2021 and hired the same gardener that's been taking care of the place for at least 30 years. He uses a gas powered leaf blower but I can't bring myself to tell him not to because I believe just because you give someone money doesn't mean you know how to do their job better than them.
... my new neighbor behind us thought it would be a cool thing to build a coop right next to our property division line and fence and move in a whole fucking flock of mad cluckers and crowing roosters who are DEFINITELY UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN. Fuck me. Apparently, it's a new thing... Given the rising price of eggs (puhleeze!), everyone's building a fucking coop. Nothing I can do about it either. Legally, that is... LOL! ;-)
... there used to be a sweet, quiet, older widow living back there but she sold the place and now lives in SC. The new owners are young with kids <10 and to make things worse, they have a barking dog and a trampoline! Can't wait until BTS! Just another reason why I'm seriously thinking of moving to Paris. La vie là-bas est bien plus agréable !
If I weren't so old I wouldn't need any prompting to move to Paris. Actually, anywhere in Europe would be fine. Scandinavia is the best but it's so expensive.
Mexicans are getting fed up with Americans moving there and gentrifying the place so they can't afford a place to live or to buy groceries anymore. I don't blame them one bit.
God. The longtime renters in the house next to me, an older couple, are moving in six weeks.
They're no prize but at least they are quiet. It's a three-bedroom ranch. No way will I hit that jackpot again; you know it's going to be rented by people with screaming brats and a trampoline. These lots are only 50' wide and their backyard is turned sideways to face the side street, so it's literally six feet from my bedroom window. If I knew how to get my hands on sedatives I'd be stocking up.
My somewhat-high-strung dog, Jeff, doesn't care about leaf blowers or lawn mowers. But weed whackers drive him nutz. When he suddenly seems to be barking at nothing, I list vewy vewy cawfully and hear a weed whacker down the block. Something about the frequency of the sound, I assume.
by the way, I lied. my art history classes were half a century ago. I don't remember shit about Rembrandt's subtle underglazing. don't ask me to write a book about it
You are still tied in to the art scene enough that you shared magnificent Trumpian artwork with us, Jeff. Now his talent is on full display. If only I had been at the auction so I could have taken that beauty home.
Amazing that some dumb fuck shelled out 30 grand for some master piece of shit drawn by a pervert with funny as hell ratbrainscabosis. Safe to say that crap will never hang in the Louvre.
Hitler, failed art student, would have been envious. Even Trump's "art work" is hostile -- the urban skyline looks like every tall building is giving the middle finger. And the angry hooded klansmen signature to authenticate it. Can't wait to see the Epstein birthday card, with his name standing in for pubes.
I heard the Louvre opened a new section titled ‘Worthless art work for which people paid an absurd amount of money’. Agent orange’s drawing will be the centerpiece 🤓
Thats not as bad as what I did today Jeff. My Art and Music history classes forced me to out Tchaikovsky, probably against his will, because I didnt ask his permission to out him as gay. Ive been a bad LGBTQIA+ person. I suspect the queer police will show up to eventually take me away.
Besides, that will not be a concern for much longer. Nosferatu McGoebbels will be putting an end to that kind of thing shortly. The pink triangles are being printed up as we speak.
"does Karoline Leavitt’s mouth have tissue damage from frequent lying?" 👏👏👏 YES!
"ratbrainascosis" I looked that up.... it's in the manual.
Look, I wanted him to stay alive to die in prison. BUT since it looks like the end is hopefully near, Jeff needs to start the obituary ASAP...because let's face it. NO ONE will do the felons obit like Uncle Jeff.
If he has congestive heart failure, it's an ugly way to die. And it doesn't always kill you right away. I looked at my compassion meter for Trump and I'm sad to say it's on zero.
At this point I don't feel one bit of shame praying for his demise. He's destroyed millions of lives globally and doesn't deserve to walk amongst us anymore. He will be killing people until the day he croaks, which is painfully slow coming it seems.
I wholeheartedly agree with you. I want him dead and gone as soon as possible. He's a menace to society, an embarrassment to our country and a danger to our national security. I hate his guts and I've never truly hated anyone in my life. I hope it hurts like hell when he has a massive stroke. 🙂
I dunno--my grandmother died of congestive heart failure at 93. She was able to live alone and still DRIVE until a week before she died. She felt "very tired," so my cousin brought her to the hospital, and they admitted her. Over the next week she just got weaker, but even on her last day of life, she was able to listen to our conversations around her bed and say a few words. Then she said she wanted a nap, we left, and 15 minutes later the nurse called to say that she had passed.
So that's how I decided that I want to die of congestive heart failure. It was the best death I could have hoped for for someone I love. And NOT what the Mango Mussolini deserves.
I've seen patients die from congestive heart failure and it's the last thing I want after liver failure. It's usually an awful way to die. You are extremely short of breath, tired and in the hospital all the time to get IV diuretics. My mother died of it and she didn't suffer that long. Your grandmother lucked out, trust me. I'd change that wish if I were you. The best is you go into ventricular fibrillation (not driving of course), you faint in a couple of seconds and the Jesus bus comes to get you. Painless. Awful of course for your family because it's sudden.
My father died of it and he slept in his recliner the last six months as he was afraid he’d drown if he laid flat in bed. Maybe that’s why Trump doesn’t sleep?
I don't wish him to die. I do wish him to leave office soon, like today, and get treatment so he's healthy enough to stand trial for all his crimes. Thoughts and prayers.
One of the bigliest, bestest, most anticipated obits in history! I have a fantasy of him dying in a Melon Musk self-explodonating porta potty out on his golf course.
My DJT C.O.D. fantasy list is endless, yet still grows daily. As long as it's lingering, painful and frightening, I'll be well satisfied. Please, just let it happen soon.
There is a woman on Tik Tok who does a spot on impression of KKK after her press conferences. She concocts a different "cross" necklace each time and they are hysterical. Usually huge and made of various crazy materials.
“Shitpiled stupid” and “ratbrainscabosis”…..Brilliant words to describe the PILES of SHIT accumulating minute by minute, it seems. And CBS? What’s next-Kimmel? Probably….. I protested yesterday-felt good. Have a nice weekend everyone and let’s hope for some more shit to come out-that maggots will finally believe!
Nah....it's not the Russians doing this to D... it's Obama and Biden. Doncha know they put lead in the paint, asbestos in the carpet and fluoride in the water? It's all their fault.
Okay, how about this - RFK Junior removes everyone qualified to practice medicine in the entire country and there's no one left to treat Trump's poorly functioning heart except for Fox News hosts and so he dies?
Then because Trump is gone, RFK,J loses his job, real doctors go back to practicing real medicine and everyone goes back to a normal life?
I appreciate your thoughtful comments but from my vantage point, Canada must negotiate a trade deal with the moron by August 1st even though we already have a contractual agreement that’s valid amongst the US/Canada/Mexico (USMCA) until it lapses on June 30, 2036. It was established in 2020 with a 16 year term. Unfortunately, trump is never happy with things that he‘s already signed so we’re back on the merry ground. Hidden in all of his bluster is that he wants our water and access to our Great North that Canada will never give away.
Eek! Sorry! "Goldfinger" is my favorite Bond movie. It seems to me like every time we see the Oval, he's piled on more gold. And it's beginning to resemble either a mideast royal palace, or a brothel (given how much he's selling himself...)
How fucking stupid do they think we are? There was a IV in his hand and it bruised. You can still see the needle mark. It must be exhausting to tell lies and try to keep track of them All.Day.Long.
“Shaking hands “??? 47 is a known germaphobe; he wouldn’t shake hands with all 3 members of the Holy Trinity without a thorough hand scrub with alcohol between each person — and one of them is extra-corporeal.
'Epstein killed himself before finding out it was all a hoax' is likely something Musk overheard someone else saying. He had an aide write it down quietly before he forgot.
Ah, yes. 'Big Balls' can now read everything everyone has posted since AOL sent around free memberships on floppy disks. Maybe he passes along the best tidbits.
Did you guys see appearance by Dr. Vin Gupta this morning on Morning Joe show??? MAGA must have gotten to him too.....he said that 'oh its common for older folks to have Venus Insufficiently and does NOT mean his heart is failing". Oh really? How does he know that? He should be on tour with Donny telling the crowds that D is the most healthy person alive other than a few minor issues 🤣
Which is EXACTLY why I don't watch anyone other than Ruhle on Friday nites when she has her roundtable guests. Especially when she has Fuglesang on....
I wonder if Trump's most recent doctor was being too cute, saying there were no signs of arterial disease without mentioning the vein disease. But if Karoline Leavitt says God saved Trump from assassination and healed his ear cartilage in record time to do God's work, you'd think he wouldn't have left Trump with CVI. That edema looks damned uncomfortable.
The report certainly smacked of, "whatever he has, it's DEFINITELY NOT CARDIAC!!!! NOPE!! ARTERIES GREAT! LIKE AMERICA! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Start donating to PBS if you don’t already. I’m going to increase my donation amount. Oddly, there is no way to donate to the CPB I can find, unless you are a deep pockets.
I did. Thing is the powers to be are hugely averse to suggesting Trump is dying or even impaired. It would be disruptive. Same reason Reagan’s deterioration was closely held. We shall see.
Yep....who could forget Nancy leading him around at the end. Still say it was karma that he killed alzeheimers research and then died from it. With all the crap Doofus has cut, guess karma will just spin the wheel to take him out
Donnie is a proven sexual predator, pedophile, and rapist. This is not new information. His cultists and the GOP portion of Congress have chosen to ignore these facts. This tells me everything I need to know about the perversion of MAGA and the GOP.
To treat simple venous insufficiency with IV diuretics ( which it appears Rump is receiving ) is poor medical practice.
So Rump is either receiving poor treatment, or his handlers are screaming « venous insufficiency « as a cover up of the more likely congestive heart failure.
oh and most of all fuck my neighbor for running a weed-whacker for the last hour, at the place where our properties meet, while I was trying to finish this post
Mr. YardMan...bring me a dream. STOP RUNNING YOUR SHIT AND PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!!!!
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MR YARDMAN!!!!!
sounds like a good song! lol
the local Yardman wakes me up at 6am.
Fuck that guy....so tired of him.
Our community doesn't allow vendors in until seven am. Since we're all over 55 and wake up at four am it really doesn't matter. If they disturb my afternoon nap, then I will be pissed.
Lol, arne! Thanks for the laughs!😝
agree, Arne
You must live in my neighborhood! 😂
Ear plugs...it worked for me when I worked midnights.
Exactly.
😂😂😂😂
If I end up in prison it's going to be due to me finally snapping my sanity over the incessant gas-powered weed whackers and leaf blasters run by multiple households here.
One couple, I swear a single leaf or blade of grass hits their pavement and they have to break out the backpack blower for 20 min, several times a day. It's degrading my mental health. They also just cut down an 80-year-old, probably 100 feet tall, 60 foot wide tree because they didn't like it. Why did they buy the property last year then? The house is nothing special; a 1,000 square foot 1940s bungalow they could have found dozens of within a 10 miles radius.
Do you live on my street? Because I know who you are talking about and they are across the street from me!
I had no idea that this is such a common issue! My neighbor revs up the ol' leaf blower every single evening. He's compelled to eliminate every last trace of matter from his property and vehicles. But several times a day? It's no surprise that you're losing it. I wonder if there's an ICD code for leaf blower compulsion? If not, there should be.
It's not just the noise. It's the eradication of all insect life too.
Our lots are only 50 feet wide. I'm an older woman and I can sweep the grass clippings or whatever from the entire sidewalk and driveway in seven minutes. Same size as his.
Why does it take him 20-30 min multiple times per DAY? Because these assholes use those gas-powered leaf blowers as phallic substitutes that make them feel manly, apparently.
I don't use blowers and I have all sorts of beautiful orb weaver spiders, different shapes/sizes/colors, and other insect life abounding in my yard. I put raked leaves in fall all around and behind the shrubs to provide habitat for overwintering queen bees, egg sacs and other potential life.
These men on my block even use the mega leaf blowers behind their shrubs where no one can see. It's a mental illness! It should be illegal. Don't even get me started on the chemicals they use to eradicate clover, milkweed, dandelions and anything else that is a potential nectar source.
I'm childfree. It's their kids and grandkids who will be fighting for food because we have no pollinators left. Yet I am the only one in the neighborhood trying to do something about it.
I couldn't agree more, and I can definitely relate! We have lots of bunnies and other wildlife around (in FL), so I'm against using any kind of lawn chemicals, too.
Those things make my whole head vibrate it can’t be healthy. How about 7am on Sundays? My dog hates them too.
I friggin' love this whole thread. Thx all. I needed a break from Trump.
I love telling the fools with the leaf blowers how well my nice QUIET rake works.
I walked into the park across the street a while back, while one of the staff people was using a leaf blower. The light was just right, and I took video on my phone of the horrendous cloud of dust and who knows what that was billowing up all around and traveling broadly in every direction. So in addition to the infuriating noise, they also throw everything (dog poo, spit, car emissions) that’s on the pavement right into your face!😡
The noxious fumes from the gas powered equipment is a bonus.
Even in Idaho we have battery powered wackers.
Good point. My idiot neighbors make massive dust clouds AND they blow their clippings and debris into the street, against ordinance, meaning they flow into the storm sewers and into our streams, rivers and other waterways, saturated with chemical pesticides and fertilizers.
And the city does NOTHING. We live in an affluent area (I'm in the smallest old house on the block, pre-affluenza) and all people care about is appearances. I am the neighborhood weirdo. Tried to cultivate a pollinator garden on the easement and the ordinance officer made me eradicate it. But I've shown him photos of the illegal debris blowing, of other illegal acts, and he does nothing. Because it's the bros doing it, not some little older woman.
Sorry for the rant!
No need to apologize. I live in an HOA dcevelopment, I routinely get letters from the HOA that make want to bring back forced labor incarceration. Take that, pin-headed cowardly bureaucrat hiding behind anonymous letters complaining about my weeds, when my neighbor has a weed (not grass) front yard. Or, heavens! One of the staves in my fence isn't stained (its not stained at all, actually) the same color as the rest of the fence. Bureaucrat, may your afterlife be a perpetual hell of having faceless beings complaining about your inadequacies, like your ridiculous choice of career paper pusher.
Ewwww
That's not Rand Paul is it?
(Before you get carried away, remember what happened to his neighbor.)
...and now I'm off to go see what happened to his neighbor...
Maybe save you some time, Rand Paul would cut his lawn or whatever, and dump the tailings on his neighbors yard. The neighbor had enough and thumped Paul’s melon.
I think he went to jail for a bit. Rand Paul had some broken bones as I recall.
I just didn’t want Tiedrich to suffer the same consequence. :-)
The kicker?
Both are doctors for heaven’s sake.
Well, DUH! Both doctors = both right! Doctors are always right. Kinda tough when they disagree…
UGH..🌴 My neighbor was having a huge palm tree cut down yesterday. Reeee reee reee reeee reee ree! For hours!😫
Also - My gardener, Jose didn’t show up this week! I’m not suggesting that he’s undocumented, but does it matter? He’s Hispanic. Isn’t that enough to be disappeared?
Yup. Documented, undocumented, legal, illegal, naturalized citizen, birthright citizenship, Stephen Miller doesn't give a tiniest of fucks. Too much melanin, you're going. Unless you're rich, and some of the asians.
Um, has Miller met Justa Dick's wife and children?
Exactly. I’m waiting to find out how many ppl they’ve deported from Sweden, France, UK, Ireland, Poland, and Russia.🙄
Friggin' weed whackers and leaf blowers are the bane of my existence! I live in the desert, where you wouldn't think there would be a fk-ton of landscaping happening, but lo and behold, there is. My sanity is already questionable and I'm about to pop off at any moment.🤣🤣🤣
They have to blow the bougainvillea into the neighbor's yard at least once a week. Also, they have to blow the inch of dust that collects in that time.
We moved here in 2021 and hired the same gardener that's been taking care of the place for at least 30 years. He uses a gas powered leaf blower but I can't bring myself to tell him not to because I believe just because you give someone money doesn't mean you know how to do their job better than them.
Buy for him, or convince him to buy his own rechargeable battery-powered string trimmer. They are much, much quieter than the gas powered ones
... my new neighbor behind us thought it would be a cool thing to build a coop right next to our property division line and fence and move in a whole fucking flock of mad cluckers and crowing roosters who are DEFINITELY UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN. Fuck me. Apparently, it's a new thing... Given the rising price of eggs (puhleeze!), everyone's building a fucking coop. Nothing I can do about it either. Legally, that is... LOL! ;-)
... there used to be a sweet, quiet, older widow living back there but she sold the place and now lives in SC. The new owners are young with kids <10 and to make things worse, they have a barking dog and a trampoline! Can't wait until BTS! Just another reason why I'm seriously thinking of moving to Paris. La vie là-bas est bien plus agréable !
If I weren't so old I wouldn't need any prompting to move to Paris. Actually, anywhere in Europe would be fine. Scandinavia is the best but it's so expensive.
I'm seriously thinking about Mexico. If it weren't for the heat. Michigan is bad enough.
Mexico has cooler areas. Check it out.
Mexicans are getting fed up with Americans moving there and gentrifying the place so they can't afford a place to live or to buy groceries anymore. I don't blame them one bit.
God. The longtime renters in the house next to me, an older couple, are moving in six weeks.
They're no prize but at least they are quiet. It's a three-bedroom ranch. No way will I hit that jackpot again; you know it's going to be rented by people with screaming brats and a trampoline. These lots are only 50' wide and their backyard is turned sideways to face the side street, so it's literally six feet from my bedroom window. If I knew how to get my hands on sedatives I'd be stocking up.
You need to inform that neighbor that roosters are not necessary for chickens to lay eggs. That would keep the noise down a bit!
Good point!
Well, Jeff, count your blessings. He could be right outside your window whacking off instead of whacking weeds!!
Good one!!!
Is that the reason for fight over right?
😂😂😂yeah!!!
Is he a Trumper? Because if not, we need to forgive him.
I hope not!🫢
Yeah, fuck your neighbor.
My somewhat-high-strung dog, Jeff, doesn't care about leaf blowers or lawn mowers. But weed whackers drive him nutz. When he suddenly seems to be barking at nothing, I list vewy vewy cawfully and hear a weed whacker down the block. Something about the frequency of the sound, I assume.
My neighbor has a lawn care business and I swear he mows his yard (i.e. dirt) EVERY day! It's so annoying.
Hopefully, you're on better terms with your neighbor than Rand Paul is with his...
by the way, I lied. my art history classes were half a century ago. I don't remember shit about Rembrandt's subtle underglazing. don't ask me to write a book about it
Hopefully you can critique some of Donalds masterpieces though.
You are still tied in to the art scene enough that you shared magnificent Trumpian artwork with us, Jeff. Now his talent is on full display. If only I had been at the auction so I could have taken that beauty home.
Amazing that some dumb fuck shelled out 30 grand for some master piece of shit drawn by a pervert with funny as hell ratbrainscabosis. Safe to say that crap will never hang in the Louvre.
Hitler, failed art student, would have been envious. Even Trump's "art work" is hostile -- the urban skyline looks like every tall building is giving the middle finger. And the angry hooded klansmen signature to authenticate it. Can't wait to see the Epstein birthday card, with his name standing in for pubes.
Maybe on the restroom wall at 7-11.😂
For a good time, call.......
😂😂😂
I heard the Louvre opened a new section titled ‘Worthless art work for which people paid an absurd amount of money’. Agent orange’s drawing will be the centerpiece 🤓
Thats not as bad as what I did today Jeff. My Art and Music history classes forced me to out Tchaikovsky, probably against his will, because I didnt ask his permission to out him as gay. Ive been a bad LGBTQIA+ person. I suspect the queer police will show up to eventually take me away.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/queer-history-947-guess-what-pyotr
At the risk of drawing fire, I wish the queer police would come up with something to replace "LGBTQIA+" before it exhausts the whole alphabet.
My daughter calls them the "Alphabet Mafia", so now I'm trying to make it a thing.
(And before anyone gets worked up, she's a proud member)
Dafuq? Non sequitur much?
Besides, that will not be a concern for much longer. Nosferatu McGoebbels will be putting an end to that kind of thing shortly. The pink triangles are being printed up as we speak.
I mean, if youw want to call it the queer police, Im cool with that. I just dont want Tchaikovsky for coming after me for outing him.
Who didn’t already know, ffs?
Shockingly a lot of people
Yeah, well, you’re drawing fire from me, asking « Don’t you have more pressing issues to worry about? Why make that comment here? »
I am guessing that subject has kept you awake for many nights.
Bigot.
What's your take on chiaroscuro? Grilled or deep fried?
I heard it had a bit of verdant chimichurri.
No worries, Jeff, I asked chatGPT to write a book about Rembrandt's subtle underglazing using your voice. Results:
Rembrandt's use of subtle underglazing was fucking great.
There you go. Done.
P.s, I lied. I didn't use chatGPT. I wrote it myself.
The fact that the naked lady was drawn with a marker makes it clear beyond dispute that it was drawn by Donny "Sharpie" Trump.
That’s what I thought immediately 🤣. Has to be Trump with that black marker 😂
But it sure sounded good!!
You’re excused. Who needs Rembrandt when we have Jeff.
Shit. I was looking forward to your book on this subject
Hahahaha… You are so funny!!! I laugh out loud every time I read your piece.
A nice break from the rage.
So… Thank you!
LOL 😂
Uncle Jeff lied! Time to kill myself! But I'm not in jail!
... but you compulsively confessed immediately...
I'm confused!
https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/they-just-arent-buying-it
Jeff, as someone who majored in music, I LOOOOOOVE that you majored in art. And here we are!
What about Rafael’s use of sfumato?
Same here. But at least it left me with the appreciation of good things humans could do, unlike today!
Dang. Request for your book is withdrawn
"does Karoline Leavitt’s mouth have tissue damage from frequent lying?" 👏👏👏 YES!
"ratbrainascosis" I looked that up.... it's in the manual.
Look, I wanted him to stay alive to die in prison. BUT since it looks like the end is hopefully near, Jeff needs to start the obituary ASAP...because let's face it. NO ONE will do the felons obit like Uncle Jeff.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
😜
She has so much Botox she can keep a straight face. May her cross spontaneously combust.
If he has congestive heart failure, it's an ugly way to die. And it doesn't always kill you right away. I looked at my compassion meter for Trump and I'm sad to say it's on zero.
At this point I don't feel one bit of shame praying for his demise. He's destroyed millions of lives globally and doesn't deserve to walk amongst us anymore. He will be killing people until the day he croaks, which is painfully slow coming it seems.
I wholeheartedly agree with you. I want him dead and gone as soon as possible. He's a menace to society, an embarrassment to our country and a danger to our national security. I hate his guts and I've never truly hated anyone in my life. I hope it hurts like hell when he has a massive stroke. 🙂
Great post Lisa! On target!- we all want him going…going…gone!!!!
Do meters read below zero?
I hope so—cuz I think mine’s at -25.
Took the words right out of my mouth Doc!
Maybe mine is in the negatives. Who knew????
I dunno--my grandmother died of congestive heart failure at 93. She was able to live alone and still DRIVE until a week before she died. She felt "very tired," so my cousin brought her to the hospital, and they admitted her. Over the next week she just got weaker, but even on her last day of life, she was able to listen to our conversations around her bed and say a few words. Then she said she wanted a nap, we left, and 15 minutes later the nurse called to say that she had passed.
So that's how I decided that I want to die of congestive heart failure. It was the best death I could have hoped for for someone I love. And NOT what the Mango Mussolini deserves.
I've seen patients die from congestive heart failure and it's the last thing I want after liver failure. It's usually an awful way to die. You are extremely short of breath, tired and in the hospital all the time to get IV diuretics. My mother died of it and she didn't suffer that long. Your grandmother lucked out, trust me. I'd change that wish if I were you. The best is you go into ventricular fibrillation (not driving of course), you faint in a couple of seconds and the Jesus bus comes to get you. Painless. Awful of course for your family because it's sudden.
My father died of it and he slept in his recliner the last six months as he was afraid he’d drown if he laid flat in bed. Maybe that’s why Trump doesn’t sleep?
I don't wish him to die. I do wish him to leave office soon, like today, and get treatment so he's healthy enough to stand trial for all his crimes. Thoughts and prayers.
One of the bigliest, bestest, most anticipated obits in history! I have a fantasy of him dying in a Melon Musk self-explodonating porta potty out on his golf course.
And a huge gust of wind picks up that outhouse and throws it into the sky, spinning and throwing shit everywhere while Shitler gags.
My DJT C.O.D. fantasy list is endless, yet still grows daily. As long as it's lingering, painful and frightening, I'll be well satisfied. Please, just let it happen soon.
Tissue damage? That’s from her arm candy 60+ husband. I call it Old Gold🤮
She "caught" the dude by getting preggers, out of wedlock. Hmm, not very conservative of that, KKKaroline Lie-vitt
Doc…it’s time to bring out the prop cross, unless it’s burning her neck for some odd reason.
There is a woman on Tik Tok who does a spot on impression of KKK after her press conferences. She concocts a different "cross" necklace each time and they are hysterical. Usually huge and made of various crazy materials.
Lisandra Vasquez!! I adore her! You can also watch her on Youtube and Facebook. Everyone here would LOVE her too.
I've seen her. At first, I thought it was for real but then I saw the cross made of car parts, or whatever. Very, very funny.
She'll be using the prop cross imagery to depict poor persecuted orange jeebus being crucified by mean libs and trafficking victims
Jeff already has a good start on T💩p's obit -- from The List:
A quadrice-indicted twice-impeached once-convicted popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering rube-fleecing clown-makeup-smearing language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 88-count fluorescent tangerine felony factory.
Thanks Mary! It’s time to get this marvelous description back into play! 😂😂
And who could argue with that!
😂😂😂 I'm rooting for a Mr. Creosote moment.
😂🤣😂
“Shitpiled stupid” and “ratbrainscabosis”…..Brilliant words to describe the PILES of SHIT accumulating minute by minute, it seems. And CBS? What’s next-Kimmel? Probably….. I protested yesterday-felt good. Have a nice weekend everyone and let’s hope for some more shit to come out-that maggots will finally believe!
I mean, come on. CVI, Bowel Incontinence, Diabetes (likely), and everything else jeff. Hes dying and we are all just watching.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/i-told-you-all-trump-is-fucking-dying/comments
Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Crossed to my readers.
Keep rocking it outta the park Uncle Jeff.
Likely CHF and renal failure as well. My late husband died from all of the above and obesity and liver disease too.
I’m a retired ICU nurse. I’m definitely calling it congestive heart failure, and I’m pretty sure he’s probably got cirrhosis of the liver too.
Reduced brain perfusion from the CHF, accelerating his mental decline
I heard he is lifelong non drinker but there are different ways to get cirrhosis of the liver! Watch the color of his eyes!
More yellow??
Gonna be hard to see with all the makeup he wears 😂
...but he doesn't drink, does he?
Liver cirrhosis can be caused by medications - both prescribed and over the counter.
Exactly. CVI is just another stack up of already pre-existing conditions that are essentially all leading up to one unavoidable condition....death.
A consummation devoutly to be wished.
Agreed. Linda. Agreed.
Promises promises…
Sorry about your husband. No pity for Drumpf.
My husband was an alcoholic and drank himself to death. Trump is just a fat, disgusting pig.
Some Machiavellian bastard might spread rumour that's its the Russians doing this to D..
Nah....it's not the Russians doing this to D... it's Obama and Biden. Doncha know they put lead in the paint, asbestos in the carpet and fluoride in the water? It's all their fault.
Wait, no Hilary?
Yeah--don't leave out Hillary Clinton, who was once the master silent-ninja killer and pizzeria operator. :P
Don't worry. Trump has Vance helping him, taking up the slack, and doing everything to protect his health and well-being.
That job needs to be taken over by RFK Jr., who can drive him to his favorite e. coli swimming hole
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just wish the couchfucker would speed it up. Although I don’t want him as President. You’re damned if you do, and damned if you don’t🙁
bwahahahahahahahah
CONSPIRACY!!!!
All these heath problems are making me a bit more optimistic. Thanks, Jeff
Yeah, but that leaves Vance. I'm still hoping Usha comes out of her decades-long coma and takes him out for us
Well she is "foreign" so maybe her family "knows a guy?"
I was hoping for a frying pan, but I'm not picky
Remember the kind of primo health care a President gets. He'll live forever.
Well this just spoiled my day. Sorry!
Don't despair. Putin might have him tossed out a window.
Alternatively,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOW9QrLs0o
It's only a scratch.
If only, but I doubt it. If he dies from anything but a heart attack or of old age, he’s pretty safe even with Putin still hanging around.
Just wanted to offer a ray of hope.
Okay, how about this - RFK Junior removes everyone qualified to practice medicine in the entire country and there's no one left to treat Trump's poorly functioning heart except for Fox News hosts and so he dies?
Then because Trump is gone, RFK,J loses his job, real doctors go back to practicing real medicine and everyone goes back to a normal life?
I appreciate your thoughtful comments but from my vantage point, Canada must negotiate a trade deal with the moron by August 1st even though we already have a contractual agreement that’s valid amongst the US/Canada/Mexico (USMCA) until it lapses on June 30, 2036. It was established in 2020 with a 16 year term. Unfortunately, trump is never happy with things that he‘s already signed so we’re back on the merry ground. Hidden in all of his bluster is that he wants our water and access to our Great North that Canada will never give away.
The fact that Donnie has blood pooling in his legs, and not being pumped upward, makes it all-the-more miraculous that his ear regenerated so quickly.
🤣🤣🤣
The Epstein thing is adding more "gold" to the Oval Office each day.
When does the Slovenian Garden Tool show up in gold paint?
Melania as Honor Blackman ? Oh noes !
No, that was a random girl (appropriate). Honor survived
I got it mixed up, it was a long time ago, & my is suffering from all this
FASCISM & FUCKERY
Thanks Susan !
Eek! Sorry! "Goldfinger" is my favorite Bond movie. It seems to me like every time we see the Oval, he's piled on more gold. And it's beginning to resemble either a mideast royal palace, or a brothel (given how much he's selling himself...)
"Leavitt said Trump’s bruised hand was consistent with “tissue damage from frequent handshaking"
Who was he shaking hands with, the fucking Hulk?
Here's hoping that impacts the veins near his heart.
How fucking stupid do they think we are? There was a IV in his hand and it bruised. You can still see the needle mark. It must be exhausting to tell lies and try to keep track of them All.Day.Long.
“Shaking hands “??? 47 is a known germaphobe; he wouldn’t shake hands with all 3 members of the Holy Trinity without a thorough hand scrub with alcohol between each person — and one of them is extra-corporeal.
"...the Mad King is suffering from chronic venous insufficiency, which is caused by being a distraction from the EPSTEIN FILES.
“I don’t draw, not my words, not the way I talk….”
“I never met her, I have no idea who she is, and she’s not my type…”
'Epstein killed himself before finding out it was all a hoax' is likely something Musk overheard someone else saying. He had an aide write it down quietly before he forgot.
I believe that !
That would totally track, or he saw someone else post it online somewhere first.
Ah, yes. 'Big Balls' can now read everything everyone has posted since AOL sent around free memberships on floppy disks. Maybe he passes along the best tidbits.
He’s is a walking timebomb. He has been for years. Anything else is a lie. Praying fervently for a Widowmaker and soon.
Did you guys see appearance by Dr. Vin Gupta this morning on Morning Joe show??? MAGA must have gotten to him too.....he said that 'oh its common for older folks to have Venus Insufficiently and does NOT mean his heart is failing". Oh really? How does he know that? He should be on tour with Donny telling the crowds that D is the most healthy person alive other than a few minor issues 🤣
Morning Joe has bent the knee, and now most people who appear on the show toe the line. Kind of sickening.
Morning Joe always bends the knee. The most annoying commentator around.
I cannot watch him. Ugh.
I can't believe you watch that dreck. Record some Daily Show and watch it in the morning. Good start to the day.
I haven't watched it since I heard about the trip to Mar-a-Lago. I watch the BBC - at least I get a sense of what's happening outside the US.
I watch recordings of COLBERTin the morning instead of MOANING JOKE .
Which is EXACTLY why I don't watch anyone other than Ruhle on Friday nites when she has her roundtable guests. Especially when she has Fuglesang on....
Lawrence O’D is great!
She bugs but I like Fugelsang a lot.
I'm a big Ali Velshi fan. He has a three-hour show on MSNBC on Sundays. The rest of it....meh.
I wonder if Trump's most recent doctor was being too cute, saying there were no signs of arterial disease without mentioning the vein disease. But if Karoline Leavitt says God saved Trump from assassination and healed his ear cartilage in record time to do God's work, you'd think he wouldn't have left Trump with CVI. That edema looks damned uncomfortable.
All of the things they said he doesn’t have are things he does have; otherwise they wouldn’t have mentioned them specifically.
The report certainly smacked of, "whatever he has, it's DEFINITELY NOT CARDIAC!!!! NOPE!! ARTERIES GREAT! LIKE AMERICA! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
With his diet and weight, and history of stimulant use/abuse, it’s IMPOSSIBLE that he doesn’t have heart failure.
I guessing that when the bullet just grazed agent orange’s ear, god said, “Damn, I should have hired a more accurate shooter.”
It’s a miracle he can jam his fat feet into his fat little shoes. Ouch!
Refuse to watch any oligarch owned media…and that includes MSNBC.
CBS (Paramount) shit canned Steven Colbert! Is anyone not getting the message?
And immediately said "it's not political".
Yeah, right. And my shit smells like roses.
I think CBS doth protest too much.
I still watch Lawrence O'Donnell, Nicole Wallace is becoming unwatchable
Lawrence brings the Righteously Outraged Gentleman SO well!
My go-to is the PBS NewsHour but now they SHIT-CANNED that, too. Soon the only source of news that we can get will be channel WDJT. I am devastated.
Start donating to PBS if you don’t already. I’m going to increase my donation amount. Oddly, there is no way to donate to the CPB I can find, unless you are a deep pockets.
I do donate, annually. Whatever I can afford. I’d be lost without that and Uncle Jeff.
Well, I DID cancel my Paramount + subscription….
I did. Thing is the powers to be are hugely averse to suggesting Trump is dying or even impaired. It would be disruptive. Same reason Reagan’s deterioration was closely held. We shall see.
Yep....who could forget Nancy leading him around at the end. Still say it was karma that he killed alzeheimers research and then died from it. With all the crap Doofus has cut, guess karma will just spin the wheel to take him out
Donnie is a proven sexual predator, pedophile, and rapist. This is not new information. His cultists and the GOP portion of Congress have chosen to ignore these facts. This tells me everything I need to know about the perversion of MAGA and the GOP.
To treat simple venous insufficiency with IV diuretics ( which it appears Rump is receiving ) is poor medical practice.
So Rump is either receiving poor treatment, or his handlers are screaming « venous insufficiency « as a cover up of the more likely congestive heart failure.
It doesn’t add up.