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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While i Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Federal court blocks redistricting map created to help GOP in Alabama"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/26/court-blocks-map-meant-help-republicans-alabama/

"A federal court Tuesday blocked Alabama from using a map designed to give Republicans an edge in six of seven congressional districts in the state, delivering Democrats a win — at least for now — amid a national battle over how political lines are drawn."

so that's good news for a change

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I am very happy to see a small win this morning, even if it does end up before the Supreme Corrupts — the process is still important.

Get all these rascist losers on record, for all time.

Then, we need to push for ACCOUNTABILITY 2026!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The Seditious Six

One bitch and five pricks

The high court they broke

And made SCOTUS a joke

That favors racist hicks

Margaret's avatar

Marvelous poem.

arne link's avatar

Brilliant. That might be your best yet, Doc.

P123Sunny's avatar

Wonder if ACB’s early ‘disagreements’ w/ the Majority Rs was a set up for her to take over for JR…

Tully's avatar

No way the Repug's would put a woman in charge.

P123Sunny's avatar

Perfect cover… they’d look ‘progressive ish’

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Interesting premise Sunny, and plausible IF that's how 'taking over' works? I'm unsure. Is it seniority, a vote or would Roberts get to designate his successor? I was giving her credit for siding with the other women - then remembered her stone-cold anti-choice stance.

P123Sunny's avatar

She’s been thoroughly prepped… imo

Jane's avatar

👏👏👏😂

Hollie Rood's avatar

SPOT ON Doc, as always!!

Bonnie Council's avatar

The Supreme Corrupts - perfect! I do feel sorry for Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson though. They shouldn't have to take the rap for those other losers.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

THEY SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP! I don’t feel one bit sorry for them.

If I had been there in their shoes - call whatever newspaper would supply the most jolt.

Weak shits. There is a time when you don’t just be a compliant little girl.

😝😡🤬😤😾👿

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

When do these three SCOTUS Justices NOT 'speak up'? They give their dissents every time I'VE been paying attention. That is NOT how the Supreme Court is supposed to work, but it's been nonstop since that bloody fool has been in our White House and using the Court as his private rule-machine. They are WOMEN, not little girls and not a single one of them behaves as if she was a 'compliant little girl'. Ugh.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Exactly. They constantly write blistering dissents. Supreme Court Justices do not talk to the media about their decisions — that is naked corruption. This is what makes me tear my hair about our side. We whine that officials on our side aren't performing incredible miracles they have no means to. power to do. It's shooting ourselves in the foot.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Well-said, Anastasia. Weirdly, when I read your 'shooting ourselves in the foot' I envisioned a row of little quacky shooting-range mechanical ducks being plinked at one-by-one, but all bearing the faces of OUR amazing reps and SCOTUS women. I too am so tired of the demand for 'incredible miracles'.

Tracey's avatar

This is just how I feel! So well said!

rlritt's avatar

You can read the opposing arguments of Supreme Court judges—known as dissenting opinions—directly through the official U.S. Supreme Court Opinions page. When a ruling is released, the official document contains the majority decision, concurrences, and all opposing opinions in a single file.

The press reads them too, but 80% of the press is owned by corporate oligarchs, so dont expect to read both sides.

Margaret's avatar

Not the women's fault that their opinions, however fair and well-reasoned, are dismissed by the press and seldom aired.

Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

Not "a compliant little girl," here are a few examples of Justice Sotomayor's various past dissents.

CNN: "Justice Sonia Sotomayor on Monday blasted the Supreme Court’s decision..."

USA Today: "After [a] standing ovation for blistering dissent, Sotomayor urges people to read both sides"

HuffPost: "Sotomayor Scorches Supreme Court's Racial Profiling Ruling In Blistering Dissent"

CNN: "Sotomayor accuses Supreme Court of ‘rewarding lawlessness’ by Trump administration in fiery dissent"

Slate: "Sonia Sotomayor Puts It Clearly: None of Our Rights Are Safe. In a scathing dissent against the Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship decision on Friday, Justice Sonia Sotomayor is clear about what just happened: The Trump administration set a trap for the court, and the conservative justices walked right into it."

There are many, many more from this Supreme Court Justice. I didn't even try to find Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissents or Justice Elana Kagan's. You are free to do so yourself, if you care to.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Thank you, Lynell! I've read most of them and she has most assuredly been FIERY in her blistering dissents. What is she and the other two WOMEN supposed to do, lug an AR-15 into the chambers with them and let off a short burst here and there just to grab the male scotus members' attention? If not that, stand up on her desk and SCREAM at the top of her lungs - just so she (and the other 2 brilliant women) can be labeled 'hysterical'?

Tully's avatar

Maybe standing on the SC steps and stating their dissent direct to the public and the press would get more attention than their Court documents which the average American never sees. Or, are they not allowed to speak directly with the press?

Cheri Collins's avatar

OK, I stand corrected!

Carrie Duncan's avatar

And more and more, the ruling doesn't make sense without context, which is provided in the dissents, so I'm actually hearing more decisions reported (in the corporate press, no less) as, "[Kagan] / [Sotomayor] / [Brown Jackson] dissenting on [basis]." Characterizing these wildly outnumbered, committed-to-the-Constitution justices as 'compliant little girls' is a tell that you're not reading the rulings or the reporting. It also scans repellently misogynistic.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The Supreme Court cannot ethically try cases in the media. Even the dreadful Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito don't go THAt far in corrupting the court. If you had been in their shoes sand done that, you would be more corrupt than Thomas and Alito put together.

Frank's avatar

I’m just wishing the left-leaning justices good health because heaven help us all Trump gets to put another right-wing ideologue on the Court.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Truthfully, I hope they all hang in there because I'd hate to see Trump appoint another Alito or Thomas only half their age.

Sheila D's avatar

Hunh? What the F are you even talking about? Clearly, you don't know how SCOTUS opinions are assigned. Justice Kagan wrote a blistering dissent going by Sotomayer and Brown-Jackson!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I agree. They are way to polite to their colleagues. Get out and make some noise.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Their job is not to "get out and make noise." That's a violation of judicial ethics and we already have enough of those. People attacking those on the left for not doing impossible things are so counterproductive they might as well be MAGA.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I'll take your point. I do think they could do more to explain how much the gang of six twists the law in order to rule the way they do.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

As in...exactly how and what? The 'compliant little girls' should now get themselves some microphones and BLARE their dissents from the steps of the Courthouse? Pleeeeeeeze! Do you want them to sing 'We are family, I've got all my sisters and me' by Sister Sledge as well, just to prove they're 'with it'? Read what Anastasia has written. DO some research into the SCOTUS and how it works! These are OUR chosen women justices - the best of the best legal minds we have! Stop denigrating them along with the best of our lawmakers. Perhaps paying more attention to ACTUAL fact and what people are doing; the rules of OUR Constitution they're following (never mind what the magat cultists do) will give you some insight. Blaming our three brilliant women justices for being outnumbered by the misogynistic and AWFUL uber-conservative majority is NOT acceptable! UNTIL we can get a democratic majority in the Senate, we will not be able to have a balanced Scotus- the way it once was. Frankly, I'd prefer going back to 13, as it used to be. MAYBE if democrats get out a massive VOTE in November we can actually achieve this instead of blaming everyone except voters' lazy asses?

Susie in OH's avatar

You’re an ignorant disrespectful twit who needs to read.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

You’re the first person to spell that correctly in the past week. Most people put the ‘h’ at the end.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Susie: I believe she's still responding to the first post claiming that our 3 women justices are somehow 'compliant little girls' (which admittedly set off quite a few of us).

Cheri Collins's avatar

Good observation! I agree!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Just say the Supreme Corrupts 6

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Decidedly yes! This is our tool and roadmap to rescue freedom. A lot more sunlight. A lot of Patriots unafraid to speak the truth.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY OUT. WE ARE WAAAAY TOO AFRAID OF PAPER PUPPETS WHO ARE EMPTY VESSELS.

WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT AND DUTY TO EXPOSE THE BLATANT CROOKS.

WE KNOW WHERE THE BIGGEST ONE IS.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Who's 'afraid' You? I'M not - remotely. IF I could get within speaking/shouting distance of the orange fuckwit I'd claim Jeff's prize despite not being a bona fide journalist since I've personally watched that orange dipshit since I was a teenager - seeing his fuckwittery fraud, scams and crimes AND disgusting behaviour. I've always known he was a horrid pig, and he doesn't scare me in the least since he's a coward and I've dealt with worse. I've also been out there, marching FOR our rights. YOU seem to expect others to do it all for you. Our 3 WOMEN Scotus justices are there because of their legal minds, their Class AND their ability to speak the truth without resorting to violence and stupidity - the last thing we need. If We The People can't bring about change, kicking the fuckwit out of OUR White House, it shouldn't depend on the outnumbered 3 of them to do it for us. So get off your couch, go out and do it. Let us know where, when and how and how successful you are.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

No I am not afraid of nit wit. I think our press is. I would use much more colorful language to express my outrage at what has gone unchecked.

It all started with the Mueller report.

Nancy Braus's avatar

Looks like South Carolina is not deep sixing Jim Clyburne- who may be 100 years old or so! They voted to keep his district in tact. Who would have guessed?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

The PEOPLE of South Carolina want him and his representation - since without his voice there would literally be NO black reps for the entire black population of SC. The repukes never think first...someone clued them in that this specific gerrymandering move COULD literally cost them far more than his singular district. I found that info pretty hilarious. He marched with Martin Luther King (and John Lewis) and is STILL kicking azz.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Btw - he's 86. Not too bad given ol'mitch and his freeze-framing and dopey-dozey demento donny, wot?

Cassandrascat's avatar

And they’ll run screaming to the SCOTUS 6 who hate black people even more than they hate voting rights.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Including an actual black man

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Please specify that it's the self-hating male Uncle Clarence (who seems to believe that being married to a white magat female scrubbed off his blackness) and not the brilliant Ketanji Brown Jackson since some here seem to be on a 'diss the liberal women on Scotus' kick no matter how many brilliant dissents they write or speak OR the fact that they are outnumbered two to one.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

There may be a rumor that Uncle Clarence is a cracker in black face. If there wasn't, there is now.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Point taken, edit

Joyce's avatar

Ssshhhhhh.....Clarence doesn't know that yet. One day, he'll find out, around the same time he discovers there's no Santa Claus, just a Nazi named Harlan Crow.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Yeah, that one always blows my mind.

Tully's avatar

Isn't the entirety of the GOP built only on their hatred of black and brown people? That seems to be their only platform (other than grifting) and underlines every frickin' idiotic thing they do. I'm white and I've been able to see through them since high school in the 70's and I'm still floored by the ugliness of those who can't get past their own inferiority by hating others. Why does anyone want to live that way?

BJ Zamora's avatar

Thank Republican Reagan and his Southern campaign to recruit dumb, racist white Southerners.

Frank Nuts's avatar

All true Tully! And don’t forget their hate mongering of immigrants and democrats.

Hate, hate, hate, racist, racist, racist — what an awful way to live — no constructive platform, no plans that makes things better for the average American…just better for billionaire oligarchs; and, topped off with a bowl of hate for good measure. Hate and fear are their only justifications for their abhorrent actions.

Normally I like to try and walk in another’s shoes to better understand them but I nope out on those guys. They made their bed…and set it on fire. Time to drag it out so it doesn’t burn the rest of the house down.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I have learned to not concern your actions by guessing what another will or not do. It is not possible to know correctly.

Plan what is the most productive avenue.

It takes a lot of thought. I learn a lot by what the colonists did in the Revolutionary War.

Doing zero equals, ok we give up. Take everything.

We have lots of very bright people are in our country. Those were the ones who tipped the scales in the fight against King George. They fought because they loved their country and were not going to let ANYONE take it from them. They knew how precious self government was, how hard to find, and were willing to put their shoulder into keeping it.

And they were very smart.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

They also took up arms. Got their guns and fought back against the British forces. You ready? Have your - what, AR-15 with a bunch of clips? Again, DO you really expect our 3 WOMEN Scotus Justices to literally bring guns into the Court? Seriously? In case you don't yet know, frump has LOST every case he took to Court. Those people on his 'enemies list' are not going to prison. The entire idea is to force them to defend themselves, have to pay lawyers. We have lawyers who go in front of Scotus to fight against his stupidities. Marc Elias, Neal Katyal, Andrew Weissman are 3. I believe Dan Goldman might also be one - he's now a Congressman. THEY are doing the yeoman's work FOR us - and our Democracy. IF you believe you need weapons to 'fight back' against frump's government - go ahead. Yes, there's something to be said for protecting one's home and loved ones but that's not what many of us believe in. FAR too many Americans die every day due to guns. AND, if you don't think that's exactly what the orange one is desperate for us to do - just so he can declare Martial Law and unleash his private militia then the military on us, think again. He WANTS to kill dissenters while labeling us 'terrorists'. Smart people don't take the bait.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Very thoughtful Terri! You point out the important things that aren’t thought of enough.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

KKK Ivey loses to the feds 🏆

Ellen Yvonne's avatar

I think these rare cases of good news allow us to delude ourselves. The overall trajectory is still catastrophically downward. This is a piece of good news similar to the fact that the Titanic had some lifeboats, just not enough. And that’s the case here. The maps in Alabama won’t change the fact that there are a lot of stupid, hateful MAGA Republican voters in Alabama. I can attest to the stupid part. I was just there.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Ellen, don’t forget Texas and Florida…Man

Ellen Yvonne's avatar

That goes without saying.

David Earle's avatar

Also, in more shit that happened: The South Carolina Senate on Tuesday rejected President Donald Trump’s push to redraw the state’s congressional district in hopes Republicans could gain an additional seat in the midterm elections.

Trump is such a fat lazy fuck that he couldn’t even get off his ass and request the SC legislature redistrict sooner. What a flaming twat.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Trump should have been arrested the day we saw him on TV instigating an insurrection.

Kay-El's avatar

There should be at least one daily win each day up to and including Frump’s removal from office, however that shit goes down

BDBoop's avatar

Follow Scott Dworkin if you would like to see how much winning we're actually doing, what with legacy media having been stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake covered in garlic sauce.

michellefromchicago's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Zija Pulp's avatar

Wahoo! Let’s hope it sticks!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

With apologies to Bob Dylan's Blowin' in the Wind

How many times can a self-hating dick

Post nonsense that causes dismay?

How many times must his son inhale coke

Before his nose blows away?

And how many times must Miller sow hate

Before he slithers away?

The answer, my friend

Will come November 3rd

The answer will come November 3rd.

Bonnie Council's avatar

Pretty sure Mr Dylan graciously accepts your apologies.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I am so glad to hear this.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Most excellent, Frosty. Old Bob would've been proud.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Old Bob is still with us, just FYI.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yoiks! I did not properly consult The Google before firing back. The old boy is 85! Happy birthday (sunday), Bob!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

And, according to StubHub, he's still touring, like so many of the great '60s and '70s performers.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I wonder if I should send it to him.... What do you think?

MARK Emmanual GOLDSTEIN's avatar

I’m not sure if I’d chance it after his treatment of the late Phil Ochs who I deeply admire and could relate to.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

I hear you. I'm just being facetious.... Hey... if you haven't already, would you please subscribe to my Substack?

George in Atlanta's avatar

I agree with Mark. Ol' Bob is notoriously testy, and Blowin' In The Wind is so epic that it's collected a lot of parodies over the years. *I* liked it, though.

Dave Drell's avatar

Hollywood is calling : sign this Mcgillicudy up! We need his acidic humor! His rancor observations! Tell him to bring Doc with him! Sign him up!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Nah. I don't own a tux

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

You don't need one anymore.

P123Sunny's avatar

Ppl barely wear pants!

HI2thDoc's avatar

To quote David Niven, I don’t want to show my shortcomings in public

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Yes, please! Spread the word, my friend!!

Mombeka's avatar

Well you better hope it’s not like November 5th 2024 because frankly, I wouldn’t count on it. These guys are not asleep at the wheel and are busily figuring out how to rig and steal this election as you are reading this my friend.

MARK Emmanual GOLDSTEIN's avatar

Aka “Fartin’ in the Breeze”. How well I know it!

Frank Nuts's avatar

Killer Frosty! Killer. Well done!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

If you're happy, I'm happy!

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Cankles McTaco tits can fuck right off with his platitudes for our fallen heroes.

He used his platform to disparage and disrespect those he later went to “honor.”

And Hegseth can go choke on a dick. If these morally bankrupt a-holes were serious about honoring our fallen, then they would STOP creating MORE death unnecessarily.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Cankles McTaco Tits. Good one!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Courtesy of Jennifer and Pumps on the I've Had It podcast, right?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Ms Welch came flying out from my core on that one!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Now you're asking for a miracle. These morally bankrupt assholes couldn't care less about our fallen, or us. Speaking of Bob Dylan, read the lyrics to Masters of War. It all but names them.

DebJS's avatar

Thank you - eerily true.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Wow Bonnie! I just read the lyrics and got goose bumps. “And I’ll stand over your grave till I’m sure that you’re dead”. That kind of puts an exclamation point on it doesn’t it?

I’m realizing that I have a real problem with freedom of speech when it comes to hate mongering ethnic groups and holocaust denial and falsely reframing history. I mean, they don’t allow swearing on broadcast networks — why should that crap be allowed? They should be locked up and kept away from society for that shit till they are able to accept the truth.

I know I’ll get blowback from hard core freedom of speech people; but, you can’t yell “FIRE!”

In a crowded theatre for a reason — people die. Look what has happened when people are allowed to lie and spread false information on the internet — people die. Death may not be as instantaneous but people are just as dead.

The nerds said “the internet should be free like little butterflies”. “Thou shall not control it — that would eliminate innovation”. I call Bullshit.

The same goes for cable news. It should be regulated just like ABC, NBC and CBS. FOX News should be ordered to call themselves FOX Opinions or if they want to be called FOX News then they can’t state lies as facts and they can’t broadcast disinformation.

I welcome any objections to what I said with any reasoning to support your case.

Total free speech is fine for sane people with good hearts; unfortunately, they don’t compromise 100% of the population.

Freedom means that all people should be free. There should be no prisons. Nice thought but no — see the above.

As long as there are shitty people around they will need to be corrected (they won’t correct) or regulated or imprisoned for the safety and benefit of the rest of us. They don’t get the perks that the rest of us get in a free society. A minority of shitty people should not be allowed to ruin life for the rest of us. If the shitty minority happen to be republicans that’s their problem.

They can live on the moon with Elon and Donnie boy and they can jump up and down and scream at each other all they want. Once they’re there they can keep all the other immigrants out. They can write laws to make everyone wear a red hat. They can have a gay old time…but, on second thought let’s make it Mars — you know, make Elon happy.

Their reality sucks. They can suck up there with their kindred spirits and maybe they can capture some aliens to feed them and do their laundry; because, that’s right, they’ve gotten rid of all the people that take care of them. Boy, sucks to be you. Smooth move exlax.

Just do it over there with your own kind; or, if you repent, you can come join the cool boys and girls who just wanna have fun

(Without all the bullshit).

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'd rather that they didn't show up at Arlington.

Margaret's avatar

Hey, guess what else is happening at Arlington Cemetery. Women and people of color are being "delisted" at Arlington Cemetery. Where is the outrage?https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/5/22/800043010/community/missing-in-action-women-service-members-delisted-from-arlington-national-cemetery-website/#google_vignette

Cheri Collins's avatar

😳😳😳WTAF!!! Goddamn these evil cretins!

Margaret's avatar

Damn them to hell and back, and then back to hell. Extra fire and torture.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

OUTRAGEOUS!! 🤬

My husband's uncle is buried at Arlington. He learned Japanese as a kid on the streets of Seattle, where many of his playmates were Nisai. While in the Army, he was translating confiscated Japanese communications, while teaching at UMich. He was one of MacArthur's "backup" translators on the Missouri (making sure the official translators were being truthful), before becoming the head of the American Guard at Hirohito's palace for many yrs. *Then* he joined the CIA.

Whoever is RESPONSIBLE for this OUTRAGE....I hope the spirits of Skip & all his comrades-in-arms arrange for all these flaming shitheels to have the SAME NIGHTMARE, EVERY DAMNED NIGHT - that they're being FUCKED UP THE ASS BY A RABID PORCUPINE. 🤬🖕

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Truly Shocking Margaret

Margaret's avatar

Yes, Maria, but not surprising. What a stinkin' shame.

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Totally Margaret. He’s a Real POS, Pedo, Felon.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Nothing surprises me anymore but I know justice will be vicious when it comes Margaret.

Hollie Rood's avatar

Me too, but the 🍊🤡🐖y would NEVER miss or give up an opportunity to turn it into a shit show all about him NEVER😡🤬

Wendymae's avatar

Who thought it was a good idea to count how many Williams etc there are in the cemetery? They couldn't think of anything else to say to honor them?

arne link's avatar

I think that was him wandering off script. Again.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

Possibly? It really is psycho when you listen to him speaking. Wandering, ramblings. Flight of “thought”.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The Art of Wandering by Donald Trump.

DebJS's avatar

They, knowing he refuses to honor anyone, made it somehow about him.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Unity, I think the nutless wonder deserves a whole bag of dicks don’t you?

Ann Anderson's avatar

The docs at Walter Reed will scan every inch of that foul motherfucker, MRI, C-T scan, X-rays, you name it. Then they will administer the Montreal assessment, which they'll tell him measures intelligence and not the progression of dementia. Dipshit will say he aced it. They'll ship him back to the White House and spackle him orange as if that fools anyone. The proof is in the posts. He's becoming entirely disinhibited because his already shitty brain is shrinking inside his ugly skull. Good times ahead!

rlritt's avatar

All true. And he has Natalie, uberMaga, Harper as his assistant. Im sure she keys in and corrects all his ranting tweets. Thank you for exposing yourself to Twitter. I couldnt do it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

We the taxpayers fund her bullshit "job." Fuck.

DeBurgh's avatar

The mental breakdown is too obvious for physicians and scientists. Just like the gullible Press who ignore it. And they ignore the blatant stealing. And the perversion and back stabbing and corrupt abuse of public office. Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to acknowledge that the current occupant of the Oval is a bad man? He tells us he's bad every time he opens his mouth. Why don't we just accept the truth? Are you listening DNC?

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

RNC first though? I believe Thomas Massie and perhaps Tillis are going to be real thorns in his side for the next few months? Massie is NOW deciding that he's going to read aloud every previously redacted name (by republicans) IN Congress and they can't stop him OR accuse him of something criminal since it falls within his right as a Congressman. He still might run for another office in 2028 - he's still Conservative afaik, but perhaps by then he'll fully realize the rest of his 'group' don't care one whit for Americans. I can't WAIT to hear him read all those redacted dirty old men's names into the record, including the orange piggy's?

DeBurgh's avatar

No the DNC should get off its ass. I got a form email from Ed Martin this morning begging for money. Nothing about the orange elephant raging and stealing from us. What in the hell is wrong with Dem leadership? Astonishing lack of awareness of the political reality and how to manage their attacks. Attack and hold on like a bull dog and never let up. Watch the Grant documentary on Netflix for a common sense strategy. Attack and move forward!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I heard his brain sounds like a walnut when he shakes his head.

Julian Smith's avatar

In the 1980s on British TV, a satirical puppet show called 'Spitting Image' had a sketch about Reagan called "The President's Brain Is Missing" where the not-senile-at-all-by-comparison incumbent governed by half-formed soundbites while his walnut-sized brain had adventures without him.

Imagine, 40 years or more later, seeing the same thing happening in real life as a news story, rather than latex comedy!

Shittiest timeline indeed

Hollie Rood's avatar

I remember that too. In the era of the 🍊🤡🐖y it couldn’t be replicated today because he’d be sooeying to the extreme and beyond. Pity!

P123Sunny's avatar

Notice how he’s given the grace of ‘space’ re: his frailties - while Biden was publicly excoriated (by his own party too! Remember he didn’t recognize Clooney at a crowded event that time!) - and literally pushed off the National Stage. Dems always helpful escorting their stronger voices out of the party :/ funny that

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Only 'certain' democrats who might not be 'real' democrats (at least those I count myself among). I'm becoming more and more annoyed by these 'new' supposedly 'FAR more progressive' ones who seem very willing to toss those of us to the curb who worked our asses off to give them everything they've had for the last decades. Now we 'didn't do enough' or we're not 'tough enough' despite doing without all the 'toys' they grew up with so we could march, stand up for civil, women's and voting rights...shouting ourselves hoarse in all kinds of inclement weather. Meanwhile many of us have broken bones, joints and bodies due to all that we did FOR those coming up behind us, but the man we cared about because he was and IS still a good and decent President/human being is denigrated because they 'know better'. smdh

Margaret's avatar

Brava, Elizabeth! Thanks for saying it.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

TY Margaret. I DO know so many others here feel the same way. Ask me how I know (j/k).

DebJS's avatar

Thank you for all you do and have done fighting for our rights and voices to be heard.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

That's especially nice to hear, Deb (and of course from Margaret too), so thank you very much. Did my heart good since at times some of us feel we're spitting into the wind - and have been for decades. OUR voices are heard here - courtesy of our Jeff and his amazing Claudia. I've often pondered which came first: his deep empathy towards women and our rights OR Claudia - who might have imparted HER strong feelings to him? I like to think it was Kismet - a meeting of two perfectly matched minds. Getting to see them together in happy times touches my heart. Ms Spouse always has that tiny slight smile I so enjoy.

Jane's avatar

And the Drs today will state Preznit Shitzenpantz is in excellent condition!

wisewebwoman's avatar

Oh, and where are you, Jake Tapper? Tapped out on analyzing every breath Biden took while in the WH, are ya? Nothing to say about the raving, ranting lunatic now in the WH, kicking down sacred buildings left, right and centre, unable to speak in any kind of coherence on any topic?

TBM's avatar

That is probably my favorite photo of Mrs. Spouse and you .

Margaret's avatar

You guys are beautiful. Thanks for the photo.

Jan Moon's avatar

I love it! It's a beautiful photo. I have to go cry now.

Margaret's avatar

Me too, Jan. 💔

DebJS's avatar

I agree! Thanks for sharing it with us.

Tess's avatar

I CAN’T STAND HIM!!! PLEASE HAVE THE DOCTOR TODAY PUT HIM A MAKE-BELIEVE WHITE HOUSE OFFICE AND RELIEVE HIM FROM HIS DUTIES AS HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW A PRESIDENT SHOULD ACT. WE ARE AMERICA YOU JERK…AND WE DON’T LIKE YOU!

On a kinder note…..love the Claudia/Jeff photo!

Thanks for keeping us sane laughing at this fool we have as a “president.”

Mike Hammer's avatar

Whatever stimulants he’s been taking are not working. Maybe just quietly take them away already, were all so fucking exhausted.

HI2thDoc's avatar

More 180 second blinks than ever

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

It would be beautiful if he would shut the fuck up and stay as silent as the "b" in dumb.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Hey Donny, dumb also has a YOU in it

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

That's beyond his comprehension. Look how long it took him to figure out the "b" in dumb.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I wonder if he remembers cofefe (not sure sp?).

Sooz Hall's avatar

👏🏻😆👏🏻😆👏🏻🌸🎉

Joyce's avatar

As silent as the tomb, which also has a silent 'b.'

Tess's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

LORI  D's avatar

https://www.epa.gov/sdwa/proposed-pfas-rescission-rule Can I just mention to everyone that you have until July 1 to make your feelings knows about this bullshit from the EPA. I love how an official government website is blaming Joe Biden for their obsessive need to kill us with PFA's. If they were so concerned about legislation being "illegal" maybe they should look in the mirror because everything they do is immoral, illegal and just fucked up. So instead of fixing whatever it is that they are butthurt about, they have to repeal it, water it down, and then watch us all get sick like the Erin Brockovich movie victims. Corporations are not people but they can be evil.

Bonnie Council's avatar

Even if we can stop that, they're still spraying the entire country with glyphosate, so what's the point? This is their concept of natural selection I think - the strongest of us will survive and become their slaves; the rest, bye-bye. I know, I know, it does sound like a conspiracy theory, but I don't put anything past these ghouls.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Apathy got us where we are today. Laying down never got anyone anywhere unless they were named Melania

DebJS's avatar

For their needs, only the producers are wanted; the "useless takers" can just go away where they don't have to think about them.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Thanks for the link, Lori. Comment submitted. We have to fight them on every front.

Dave Drell's avatar

But the intelligencia over at SCOTUS said corporations

WERE people!

Sooz Hall's avatar

I like the T-shirt that said

“I’ll believe corporations

are people

when Texas executes one.”

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

It's bad enough he went running (limping?) to the family doctor for his bone spur boo boo so he could cower at home during the Vietnam war while others his age paid in blood and sacrifice.

I thought when the pedo criminal elect called soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice "losers and suckers" that he was done talking about the military.

The feckless GOP who refuse to hold him to account for his corruption, crimes, incompetence, and rapidly weakening America have certainly rallied around the best among them.

Polly Sears's avatar

Plus, having the doctors office broken in to, and, records magically disappeared. (The family doctor who gave T his bone spur deferment.)

HI2thDoc's avatar

I've heard that sociopath racist fuck Fred Sr. had a tenant named Larry Braunstein, who was a podiatrist, and Fred got him to write that bone spur BS in 1968, when Future Fat Fuck was 23 years old. Bone spurs at 23? Sure.

Phil Weltner's avatar

Fred had threatened to raise the rent on Braunstein

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Fred was a great (not) dad, wasn’t he? What an asshole!

Dave Drell's avatar

Slime flows from one generation to the next!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The apple fell right under the asshole tree

Polly Sears's avatar

That's what I heard too!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Donny inherited Freds psychopath gene.

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Polly. Records magically disappearing almost sounds like "Aileen Cannon" territory.

Nick's avatar

with the state of medicine, and the dearth of primary care, patients might have trouble getting their 'annual' exam ONCE in 12-18 months, and the 'narcoleptic fart factory' gets 3 in 13 months- sort of defeats the purpose of calling it 'annual' don't you think-- sounds more like a check-in to see how the decomposition of the hands and swelling of the cankles is going.

Bonnie Council's avatar

The "hands" thing is from IV injections, probably of some experimental Alzheimer's drug that obviously isn't working. So the check-up is to decide what to try next. Just sayin'.

rlritt's avatar

As long as he can make "appearances" and sit up for 2 min nonsense press conferences, he's doing his job. The fascists behind his back will take care of the rest. Why do you think that on day one of his presedency Musk had permission to hire underlings to go through all documents and databases and also fire 1,000s essential employees in order to really make government ineffective for millions of citizens. Because Musk told him to do this. And he's not the only one controlling Trump.

Tully's avatar

Can't wait to see Musk in court. In jail would be even better but I'd settle for court and the loss of all his government contract pay-offs.

rlritt's avatar

Id like to think he could be arrested and tried for crimes, but with his incredible wealth, I I doubt anyone would touch him. He could be fined 10 billion dollars, and he still would have more money than anyone.

Bob's avatar

Lequembi is for patients with mild cognitive decline. By the time it was approved two years ago, Donny was beyond mild. If it’s Alzheimer’s, and not frontotemporal dementia, then it’s borderline early onset.

arne link's avatar

Why don't they use the inner arm? I've always wondered about that.

PTW's avatar

Probably can’t find a vein under the blubber. I’m serious. I have done venipunctures in my past. The veins in the back of your hand and in your wrist are closer to the surface, easier to access.

DebJS's avatar

They could put in a port, but it's a minor surgery that he wouldn't want anyone to find out about and leak.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

Nobody WANTS to see anything in that corpse that is not covered. It gives me the heebee jeebies just to look at him clothed. Don’t want to even think about unclothed.

Joyce's avatar

Of course, there is the point that Donnie Demento's 13 months feels like three years to the rest of us..................

Donald ZEPP's avatar

"Dumocrats," eh? (Gosh, who knew there was a "B" in the word?) I liked a response I saw on Bluesky essentially suggesting we refer to that other party as "Rape-publicans."

Seems to fit...

LJD's avatar

Lovely photo of you and Ms. Spouse!!! Hold tight to your memories! ❤️

Wendymae's avatar

I love seeing those 2 together!

Kelly's avatar

Dumocrats? Isn't that clever? forf a 4th grader, a dumb 4th grader

Alexander CS's avatar

I think that highly intelligent jab originally came from Jeanine 'Box O' Wine' Pirro, so he's managed to make Pirro sound even stupider.

Alexander CS's avatar

Now that I think back on it, Judge 'Box O' Wine' actually said "Demonrats" way back when, and I think she deserves proper credit. Excuse my error and thank you for your attention this matter.

rlritt's avatar

The average reading level of 80% of his voters 6th grade. There is a reason why they hate public school.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

True of the GOP for at least 45 years.

Robert Eckert's avatar

First time it was spelled Dumacrats. Dumacrats believe we should be ruled by the Russian Parliament.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

So it surprised him to see that somewhere (cartoon coloring book by numbers) then it YOU will be shocked to know what I know. He’s only pulled that trick a thousand times.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Dumocrats." Roll-over Dorothy Parker and tell Will Rogers the news. How in the name of Heavenly Spontaneous Combustion does the flatulent porcomorph not burst into flame whenever he says the word, 'God?' Also, drop your socks and grab your cocks! The Fabulous GOP Health Play is, literally, two weeks away.

arne link's avatar

Porcomorph? That is brilliant. Thank you.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Wish I could say it was original. Copped it from a Fugs song (about Mayor Daley).

Dave Drell's avatar

Flatulent pocomorph”

Marian Vitale's avatar

Wait until you see the other Shit That Happened While You Were Busy Writing This Shit. (Spoiler alert: it involves "RINOS").

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I saw that.

Apparently seashells are rated on the same level as a nuclear level threat, but Ai slop of the president rolling out death threats is totally A-Ok!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? My brain is exploding. Again.