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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While i Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Federal court blocks redistricting map created to help GOP in Alabama"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/26/court-blocks-map-meant-help-republicans-alabama/

"A federal court Tuesday blocked Alabama from using a map designed to give Republicans an edge in six of seven congressional districts in the state, delivering Democrats a win — at least for now — amid a national battle over how political lines are drawn."

so that's good news for a change

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I am very happy to see a small win this morning, even if it does end up before the Supreme Corrupts — the process is still important.

Get all these rascist losers on record, for all time.

Then, we need to push for ACCOUNTABILITY 2026!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The Seditious Six

One bitch and five pricks

The Court they broke

And made SCOTUS a joke

That favors racist hicks

P123Sunny's avatar

Wonder if ACB’s early ‘disagreements’ w/ the Majority Rs was a set up for her to take over for JR…

Margaret's avatar

Marvelous poem.

Bonnie Council's avatar

The Supreme Corrupts - perfect! I do feel sorry for Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson though. They shouldn't have to take the rap for those other losers.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

THEY SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP! I don’t feel one bit sorry for them.

If I had been there in their shoes - call whatever newspaper would supply the most jolt.

Weak shits. There is a time when you don’t just be a compliant little girl.

😝😡🤬😤😾👿

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

When do these three SCOTUS Justices NOT 'speak up'? They give their dissents every time I'VE been paying attention. That is NOT how the Supreme Court is supposed to work, but it's been nonstop since that bloody fool has been in our White House and using the Court as his private rule-machine. They are WOMEN, not little girls and not a single one of them behaves as if she was a 'compliant little girl'. Ugh.

rlritt's avatar

You can read the opposing arguments of Supreme Court judges—known as dissenting opinions—directly through the official U.S. Supreme Court Opinions page. When a ruling is released, the official document contains the majority decision, concurrences, and all opposing opinions in a single file.

The press reads them too, but 80% of the press is owned by corporate oligarchs, so dont expect to read both sides.

Margaret's avatar

Not the women's fault that their opinions, however fair and well-reasoned, are dismissed by the press and seldom aired.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I agree. They are way to polite to their colleagues. Get out and make some noise.

Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

Not "a compliant little girl," here are a few examples of Justice Sotomayor's various past dissents.

CNN: "Justice Sonia Sotomayor on Monday blasted the Supreme Court’s decision..."

USA Today: "After [a] standing ovation for blistering dissent, Sotomayor urges people to read both sides"

HuffPost: "Sotomayor Scorches Supreme Court's Racial Profiling Ruling In Blistering Dissent"

CNN: "Sotomayor accuses Supreme Court of ‘rewarding lawlessness’ by Trump administration in fiery dissent"

Slate: "Sonia Sotomayor Puts It Clearly: None of Our Rights Are Safe. In a scathing dissent against the Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship decision on Friday, Justice Sonia Sotomayor is clear about what just happened: The Trump administration set a trap for the court, and the conservative justices walked right into it."

There are many, many more from this Supreme Court Justice. I didn't even try to find Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissents or Justice Elana Kagan's. You are free to do so yourself, if you care to.

Susie in OH's avatar

You’re an ignorant disrespectful twit who needs to read.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Just say the Supreme Corrupts 6

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Decidedly yes! This is our tool and roadmap to rescue freedom. A lot more sunlight. A lot of Patriots unafraid to speak the truth.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY OUT. WE ARE WAAAAY TOO AFRAID OF PAPER PUPPETS WHO ARE EMPTY VESSELS.

WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT AND DUTY TO EXPOSE THE BLATANT CROOKS.

WE KNOW WHERE THE BIGGEST ONE IS.

Cassandrascat's avatar

And they’ll run screaming to the SCOTUS 6 who hate black people even more than they hate voting rights.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Including an actual black man

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Please specify that it's the self-hating male Uncle Clarence (who seems to believe that being married to a white magat female scrubbed off his blackness) and not the brilliant Ketanji Brown Jackson since some here seem to be on a 'diss the liberal women on Scotus' kick no matter how many brilliant dissents they write or speak OR the fact that they are outnumbered two to one.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

There may be a rumor that Uncle Clarence is a cracker in black face. If there wasn't, there is now.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Point taken, edit

Joyce's avatar

Ssshhhhhh.....Clarence doesn't know that yet. One day, he'll find out, around the same time he discovers there's no Santa Claus, just a Nazi named Harlan Crow.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I have learned to not concern your actions by guessing what another will or not do. It is not possible to know correctly.

Plan what is the most productive avenue.

It takes a lot of thought. I learn a lot by what the colonists did in the Revolutionary War.

Doing zero equals, ok we give up. Take everything.

We have lots of very bright people are in our country. Those were the ones who tipped the scales in the fight against King George. They fought because they loved their country and were not going to let ANYONE take it from them. They knew how precious self government was, how hard to find, and were willing to put their shoulder into keeping it.

And they were very smart.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

KKK Ivey loses to the feds 🏆

michellefromchicago's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

With apologies to Bob Dylan's Blowin' in the Wind

How many times can a self-hating dick

Post nonsense that causes dismay?

How many times must his son inhale coke

Before his nose blows away?

And how many times must Miller sow hate

Before he slithers away?

The answer, my friend

Will come November 3rd

The answer will come November 3rd.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, awesome!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Pretty sure Mr Dylan graciously accepts your apologies.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Most excellent, Frosty. Old Bob would've been proud.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Old Bob is still with us, just FYI.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yoiks! I did not properly consult The Google before firing back. The old boy is 85! Happy birthday (sunday), Bob!

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Cankles McTaco tits can fuck right off with his platitudes for our fallen heroes.

He used his platform to disparage and disrespect those he later went to “honor.”

And Hegseth can go choke on a dick. If these morally bankrupt a-holes were serious about honoring our fallen, then they would STOP creating MORE death unnecessarily.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Cankles McTaco Tits. Good one!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Courtesy of Jennifer and Pumps on the I've Had It podcast, right?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Ms Welch came flying out from my core on that one!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Now you're asking for a miracle. These morally bankrupt assholes couldn't care less about our fallen, or us. Speaking of Bob Dylan, read the lyrics to Masters of War. It all but names them.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'd rather that they didn't show up at Arlington.

Wendymae's avatar

Who thought it was a good idea to count how many Williams etc there are in the cemetery? They couldn't think of anything else to say to honor them?

Ann Anderson's avatar

The docs at Walter Reed will scan every inch of that foul motherfucker, MRI, C-T scan, X-rays, you name it. Then they will administer the Montreal assessment, which they'll tell him measures intelligence and not the progression of dementia. Dipshit will say he aced it. They'll ship him back to the White House and spackle him orange as if that fools anyone. The proof is in the posts. He's becoming entirely disinhibited because his already shitty brain is shrinking inside his ugly skull. Good times ahead!

rlritt's avatar

All true. And he has Natalie, uberMaga, Harper as his assistant. Im sure she keys in and corrects all his ranting tweets. Thank you for exposing yourself to Twitter. I couldnt do it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

We the taxpayers fund her bullshit "job." Fuck.

P123Sunny's avatar

Notice how he’s given the grace of ‘space’ re: his frailties - while Biden was publicly excoriated (by his own party too! Remember he didn’t recognize Clooney at a crowded event that time!) - and literally pushed off the National Stage. Dems always helpful escorting their stronger voices out of the party :/ funny that

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I heard his brain sounds like a walnut when he shakes his head.

DeBurgh's avatar

The mental breakdown is too obvious for physicians and scientists. Just like the gullible Press who ignore it. And they ignore the blatant stealing. And the perversion and back stabbing and corrupt abuse of public office. Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to acknowledge that the current occupant of the Oval is a bad man? He tells us he's bad every time he opens his mouth. Why don't we just accept the truth? Are you listening DNC?

TBM's avatar

That is probably my favorite photo of Mrs. Spouse and you .

Margaret's avatar

You guys are beautiful. Thanks for the photo.

Tess's avatar

I CAN’T STAND HIM!!! PLEASE HAVE THE DOCTOR TODAY PUT HIM A MAKE-BELIEVE WHITE HOUSE OFFICE AND RELIEVE HIM FROM HIS DUTIES AS HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW A PRESIDENT SHOULD ACT. WE ARE AMERICA YOU JERK…AND WE DON’T LIKE YOU!

On a kinder note…..love the Claudia/Jeff photo!

Thanks for keeping us sane laughing at this fool we have as a “president.”

Mike Hammer's avatar

Whatever stimulants he’s been taking are not working. Maybe just quietly take them away already, were all so fucking exhausted.

HI2thDoc's avatar

More 180 second blinks than ever

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

It's bad enough he went running (limping?) to the family doctor for his bone spur boo boo so he could cower at home during the Vietnam war while others his age paid in blood and sacrifice.

I thought when the pedo criminal elect called soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice "losers and suckers" that he was done talking about the military.

The feckless GOP who refuse to hold him to account for his corruption, crimes, incompetence, and rapidly weakening America have certainly rallied around the best among them.

Polly Sears's avatar

Plus, having the doctors office broken in to, and, records magically disappeared. (The family doctor who gave T his bone spur deferment.)

HI2thDoc's avatar

I've heard that sociopath racist fuck Fred Sr. had a tenant named Larry Braunstein, who was a podiatrist, and Fred got him to write that bone spur BS in 1968, when Future Fat Fuck was 23 years old. Bone spurs at 23? Sure.

Phil Weltner's avatar

Fred had threatened to raise the rent on Braunstein

Polly Sears's avatar

That's what I heard too!

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Polly. Records magically disappearing almost sounds like "Aileen Cannon" territory.

LORI  D's avatar

https://www.epa.gov/sdwa/proposed-pfas-rescission-rule Can I just mention to everyone that you have until July 1 to make your feelings knows about this bullshit from the EPA. I love how an official government website is blaming Joe Biden for their obsessive need to kill us with PFA's. If they were so concerned about legislation being "illegal" maybe they should look in the mirror because everything they do is immoral, illegal and just fucked up. So instead of fixing whatever it is that they are butthurt about, they have to repeal it, water it down, and then watch us all get sick like the Erin Brockovich movie victims. Corporations are not people but they can be evil.

Bonnie Council's avatar

Even if we can stop that, they're still spraying the entire country with glyphosate, so what's the point? This is their concept of natural selection I think - the strongest of us will survive and become their slaves; the rest, bye-bye. I know, I know, it does sound like a conspiracy theory, but I don't put anything past these ghouls.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Apathy got us where we are today. Laying down never got anyone anywhere unless they were named Melania

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

It would be beautiful if he would shut the fuck up and stay as silent as the "b" in dumb.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Hey Donny, dumb also has a YOU in it

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

That's beyond his comprehension. Look how long it took him to figure out the "b" in dumb.

Tess's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

Joyce's avatar

As silent as the tomb, which also has a silent 'b.'

Nick's avatar

with the state of medicine, and the dearth of primary care, patients might have trouble getting their 'annual' exam ONCE in 12-18 months, and the 'narcoleptic fart factory' gets 3 in 13 months- sort of defeats the purpose of calling it 'annual' don't you think-- sounds more like a check-in to see how the decomposition of the hands and swelling of the cankles is going.

Bonnie Council's avatar

The "hands" thing is from IV injections, probably of some experimental Alzheimer's drug that obviously isn't working. So the check-up is to decide what to try next. Just sayin'.

rlritt's avatar

As long as he can make "appearances" and sit up for 2 min nonsense press conferences, he's doing his job. The fascists behind his back will take care of the rest. Why do you think that on day one of his presedency Musk had permission to hire underlings to go through all documents and databases and also fire 1,000s essential employees in order to really make government ineffective for millions of citizens. Because Musk told him to do this. And he's not the only one controlling Trump.

Bob's avatar

Lequembi is for patients with mild cognitive decline. By the time it was approved two years ago, Donny was beyond mild. If it’s Alzheimer’s, and not frontotemporal dementia, then it’s borderline early onset.

Joyce's avatar
26mEdited

Of course, there is the point that Donnie Demento's 13 months feels like three years to the rest of us..................

LJD's avatar

Lovely photo of you and Ms. Spouse!!! Hold tight to your memories! ❤️

Wendymae's avatar

I love seeing those 2 together!

Kelly's avatar

Dumocrats? Isn't that clever? forf a 4th grader, a dumb 4th grader

Alexander CS's avatar

I think that highly intelligent jab originally came from Jeanine 'Box O' Wine' Pirro, so he's managed to make Pirro sound even stupider.

rlritt's avatar
1hEdited

The average reading level of 80% of his voters 6th grade. There is a reason why they hate public school.

Robert Eckert's avatar

First time it was spelled Dumacrats. Dumacrats believe we should be ruled by the Russian Parliament.

Marian Vitale's avatar

Wait until you see the other Shit That Happened While You Were Busy Writing This Shit. (Spoiler alert: it involves "RINOS").

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I saw that.

Apparently seashells are rated on the same level as a nuclear level threat, but Ai slop of the president rolling out death threats is totally A-Ok!

Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? My brain is exploding. Again.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

"Dumocrats." Roll-over Dorothy Parker and tell Will Rogers the news. How in the name of Heavenly Spontaneous Combustion does the flatulent porcomorph not burst into flame whenever he says the word, 'God?' Also, drop your socks and grab your cocks! The Fabulous GOP Health Play is, literally, two weeks away.

Donald ZEPP's avatar

"Dumocrats," eh? (Gosh, who knew there was a "B" in the word?) I liked a response I saw on Bluesky essentially suggesting we refer to that other party as "Rape-publicans."

Seems to fit...