My favorite academic, snarking about poets who anthologize their worst work for a cup of cappuccino, referenced the compilation of “Elvis’ Greatest Shit,” specifically its cut, “The Clam.” Excuse me, madame adjunct, that’s “Do the Clam.” She thanked me profusely, made the correction.
“Elvis greatest shit” I and my 3 siblings were all great Elvis fans, he still is untouchable to this day, what an obnoxious stupid name, people are getting dumber by the minute , can folks not speak without adding stupid catchy bs!
The Fox Hermosa relied heavily on repeated Elvis programmers to fill the seats on Saturdays, sometimes substituting “Clambake” for the more desirable “Viva Las Vegas,” unannounced. I didn’t start the fire. Those auditory Elvis dregs were collected and promoted as homage, and happily replayed, for those lucky enough to have a phonograph. For Elvis fans—especially the poor ones, whom The King identified as his own—felt that Any Elvis was better than No Elvis, and still do. In 1977, my gran grieved along with the lot of us.
The theatre perv attacked during the matinee of “Flipper’s Big Adventure,” the second and last film comprising the Flipper Oeuvre. I then armed myself against this handsy cineast. Illiterate Aunt Sissy advises her budding niece Francie to conceal a hatpin against subway gropers. At home I took a long, fake-pearl-headed pin holding a note to a florist delivery, substituted a paper clip, and hid the pin in the piping of the crappy Mexican vest everyone cool had worn the preceding year. After drawing attention from the screen with a loud, OWWW! the next week, as Elvis sang, he left and never approached me again. Every word is true. After tapping out this tale on my iPhone, I marvel. When adults didn’t help me, I went to the literature. Brooklyn Betty Smith’s 1912 tip rode to my rescue.
During a photo op for his movie "Blue Hawaii, my 15-year old sis got to put a leigh around his neck and kiss check. Later I asked her what that was like. "He had so much grease paint (makeup) on his face, my lips slid right off!"🤣
During a photo op for his movie "Blue Hawaii, my 15-year old sis got to put a leigh around his neck and kiss check. Later I asked her what that was like. "He had so much grease paint (makeup) on his face, my lips slid right off!"🤣
Seriously, to me she is the epitome of the insane MAGA nuts in Congress. Of COURSE you had to memorialize her, Jeff! It's like the head nut case is abdicating her throne.
Future toast Virginia “Shut up!” Foxx is challenged in NC-05 by David Clayton, an Independent who brought the eighty-two-year-old’s age front and center, as well as by Chuck Hubbard, an ex-journalist and Democrat.
East Jesus, TN? Really? Is there such a place? There is indeed, I just found on Google, but it's near the Salton Sea, in California. Mind you, there ought to be an East Jesus in TN, and maybe a West Bumfuck as well.
it's real simple here, Jeff...if you're writing it, we're reading it!...and it's more about HOW you write about her than WHAT you write about her...Ima take some liberties here and speak for everyone and guess that you can tell Ms Spouse that we all enjoyed our morning time with you and your "eloquence in profanity", although I will say that the profanity was turned down a little this morning...but then it IS Sunday!
I don't. A pox on her and every other one like her. And especially I don't want to waste oxygen on Trump, Musk, RFKjr, et al say wot jolly roger...except for the Epstein Files. Tee hee.
The fact that these clowns continue to vote for raising their pensions, with, insider trading beneficial information, and the Citizen United ruling, makes millionaires of our duly elected.
Any reasonable citizen, hopes they’re going to make life better for its citizens. Hah, the system is fractured beyond repair! Are any of them worthy of anything but our ire???
When Republicans have open primaries (not when they have an incumbent) they like to have a token woman and a token Black candidate so they can pretend not to be prejudiced, although the tokens fade to nothing after Iowa and New Hampshire. In 2000 it was Elizabeth Dole and Alan Keyes, in 2008 they forgot to arrange tokens but put Sarah Palin on the ticket to make up for it, in 2012 it was Michelle Bachmann and Herman Cain, in 2016 Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson, in 2024 Nikki Haley and Tim Scott, in 2028 it will be Marginal Trailer Queen and a Black player to be named later.
MTG will run for the ceremonial title of U.S. President after our current emperor Reamingus Disgustingus hands Putin the keys while putting America into Receivership
DPT: Close to what I was thinking. Between her ego and the MSM's insatiable thirst for crowd pleasing clickbait just like the Dump I bet she won't be able to stay out of any potentially available spotlights.
NOT so fast. ;) What Douglas is saying here is sticking with me too, Stephanie. I too was at first - sigh of relief - she's GOING AWAY, YAY!, then my other favourite Christinatalkst spoke out (on Instagram) I think Yesterday? - she does more than one video a day) to say: don't believe Sporky for a second. 'She ain't leaving'. She also said: 'I've heard that bullsheet (she's Southr'en) before, I'll believe it when I see it', then laughed, telling us that 'madge' has threatened to quit SEVERAL times before. My balloon rapidly deflated. ZO, we might just be stuck with sporky for longer than anticipated. THIS all might be a ploy for republicans to BEG her to stay on - OR, for her to aim for higher office. Many of us have felt she's been aiming for that - although the very idea makes us aghast. For ME, I still vividly remember her incredible harassment of David Hogg AND Alexandria all on the same day even while she was only a very annoying Georgian gnat - and not close to the 'gov-mint'. I still have no idea WHY she was allowed to wander around the Houe with her 'cameramen' (one was Bee Face) snickering and literally YELLING INTO the mail slots of Democratic lawmakers (Alexandria was one - SHE wasn't in her office, but her staff was hard at work and extremely nervous and upset by the awful things being screamed at them). David was all of barely 18, had managed to get an audience IN Congress after having witnessed (and been part of) seeing his classmates MURDERED in the Parkland School Shooting - then becoming determined to speak for them against automatic weapons being accessible so easily. sporky went after HIM with a vengeance ON the street! Just a kid she viciously railed at. The video has to be seen to be believed. She was very proud of it I still want to know WHO gave her access?
AND what she did to gin up death threats from MAGA base against Dr. Anthony Fauci and his family. Accusing him of covering up the cause of Covid-19 pandemic, as recently as the summer of 2024. I'm afraid she is stuck to our shoes for quite a while yet. (IOW, I'll believe she's gone when it actually happens.)
Abso-fucking-lutely. I want to remember why I hate this bitch with every fiber of my being & want her, with all the rest of these offensive pieces of shit prosecuted.
Marjorie Trailer Queen is re-branding, and what could be more American than that? I do love that she blamed her resignation on not wanting to subject her "sweet district" to a bruising primary. So for starters, she was expecting a primary. Ain't nobody getting bruised in a primary but her and she knows it. If she doesn't see another political opportunity, she'll sign with Fox before you can say Jewish Space Laser.
Thank you, Arne. I actually live in a very modern, beautifully designed manufactured home that is in a 55+ mobile home community. I have lived in very high-end areas, and this is my first time living in a trailer park, but I have never had better neighbors anywhere. My husband and I travel a lot and didn't want to tie up our money in a property that we only live in for half the year. It's the perfect blend of privacy (unlike a condo) and community.
There's a "trailer park" in Malibu that I've worked at several times over the years, and it's really an exquisite place. If I could only afford to live there. . .
Is that Paradise Cove in Malibu where mobile homes go for between $1.5M and $4+M? You can have famous neighbors like Minnie Driver and Matthew McConnaughey if you live there.
On top of that, if she wanted to avoid the “bruising” primary she could just have announced that she wouldn’t run for reelection and finished the term she promised her voters. But then she would have been forced to either stand up to Trump again, or show that she is the same as all the Republican sheeple in Congress.
She could dish it out, but the second she got a taste of what she's been putting school shooting victims, AOC, Democratic members of Congress, various and sundry Bidens, and Jews through, she turned tail and ran.
NOT to mention my favourite Jasmine Crockett from Texas who took her on by using her defense attorney AND Prosecutorial experience to slay her with immediate and clever legalese - this after sporky imagined that a beautiful black woman rep could be insulted for wearing eyelashes. Has she ever actually LOOKED in a mirror - I mean other than to flex her big muscles? Oops, nearly forgot: Jasmine was the one who came up with the BBBBBB term for sporky (on the spur of the moment, by the way): Comer Fudd (who can't hear a thing) asked what the furor was about while banging away with his gavel and someone had to repeat it to him! He still didn't get it so the camera focused on Jamie Raskin with his hand sightly covering his mouth while trying SO HARD to hide his huge grin.
She's too trashy even for Fox. Rupert would be paying out another $7 mil after her first week as a babbling head. Newsmax or One America News (OAN), with her buddy Matt Gaetz, is probably beckoning.
That’s why she’s not running for GA senator (vs. incumbent Ossoff) or for GA governor. Per Marcus Flowers, her Dem challenger in 2022, Sporky basically bought her district seat and cannot win in a statewide election.
Hope so, Ann! Love Marcus. Tara Setmayer (Seneca Project) did a fantastic interview with him yesterday - link below. Marcus said he is thinking about it.
AND she IS 'standing up for the women victims' which every one of those all-frump channels would hate- or so she claims. Let's see how long that lasts? For a moment I thought that she 'could' be among their number which is why she FINALLY stood up for something real, but now I'm rethinking that. It could be she just jumped on the nearest bandwagon thinking it would benefit HER. We'll see.
I feel that literally no one believed the 180 on her toxic nature. I think it was a curiosity as she was allowed to appear on several tv shows. I think people were wanting to see her humiliate herself after all the humiliation she dished out. She is obviously not trusted by anyone in any party.
IDK, she's really not the Faux type. I don't see it. I mean, Kellianne had to get massive plastic surgery to get her gig. And God only knows who you have to blow. Can you imagine Sporky leaning over your junk? Nah, she will go elsewhere.
Unfortunately, I live in her district. NW Georgia. She is beloved, beyond compare. Best thing to be said, my cost of living is about 1/4 of what it was in San Francisco, but gotta be careful what I say in public - like on the phone, earbuds, in the grocery. Seriously. But Chattanooga is next door - an island of Blue. And Atlanta is a relatively short drive. We do have Warnock and Ossoff. All should give what support they can to help Ossoff hold his seat. Both are a very good men, and Senators.
Fwiw, MOST of us up here in the BLUE NE supported both of those good men - down to donations and reposting info about them everywhere. They got TONS of support. You Blue Georgians need to up the game to KEEP them in office and we'll keep doing what we can - but we help ALL over the Country, you know. I can't give a lot, but I give small amounts when I can and when it most matters.
Wow, you live in an ‘interesting’ area. My heavily tattooed best friend lives in the hills outside of Chattanooga. She took a crafting class in town, said that none of the other ladies in class would make eye contact 😂 The military sent us to the south twice. We’ve been back in CA since the mid 90s, thank God. I’m positive some MAGAt would have made an example of me years ago.
Now I have to go look up everything Cummins wrote to see what you disagreed with. So I guess I have to put on another pot of coffee and I’ll be here all day. Sheesh.
Jeff just a couple of points. First off why is that face of bee stings not wearing a suit and tie! Such disrespect will cause the downfall of our republic and why was he not at the press gaggle in the Oval with Sheik Bonesaw chirping about that guys attire? Secondly Madge and supposed transformation? Sorry bleach bottle Blondi, cross trained Blondi… if you would simply admit that you were wrong (bat shit crazy) concerning “Jewish Space Lasers” and people and/or governments controlling the weather.. Sorry Madge you just are not believable, you are not credible..in the end you’re just ultimately another Red Hat…
Just another red hat-wearing dumbfuck who found out if you cross the orange colostomy bag, he will turn on you in an instant. She figures he will try to primary her because she voted for the Epstein discharge petition. She is shocked, shocked, to countenance her own adult children losing their taxpayer subsidized OBAMACARE medical coverage. She is shocked, shocked, to receive threats, like the ones the violent assholes of MAGA made to Dr. Fauci, thanks to her lies and conspiracy nuttery. So she bugs out. Chickenshittery to go with her dipshittery.
Hey Doc, your last line… man you gotta warn us folks drinking our morning coffee… me? Well my friend it came right through the nose on your comment… wife asking me about the mess… I show her your comment and she is rolling on the floor laughing… Man quite a start for Sunday😀
Sorry for the mess, but man, she and her whole shtick of fakery, lies, cruelty, cheating (financially and matrimonially), and now cowardice is over the top. It's great that she's leaving Congress, but she leaves behind a lot of damage and there's all that money she made off of us. Infuriating. I wish her extreme vaginal dryness and her boyfriend Bee Face incurable erectile dysfunction.
Lois, from someone who knows, that 'extreme vaginal dryness' is horrendous! The itching, bleeding, the misery!! There's treatment for it, if you're smart enough to ask your doctor, but even without a sex life, it's miserable. I hope she gets it. ;)
Marge resigns her seat so she can spend more time with her cave paintings.😂😂 Well, she's going to be able to afford some high end art supplies with all the money she got from insider trading and don't forget that Congressional pension that she made sure she collected. This nasty bitch isn't as stupid as she lets on. I'm sure that Marge and Bee Face have another grift in the oven.
Thanks for giving me a chuckle after reading Rick Wilson's depressing Sunday Substack. Orange colostomy bag is the best description of Mr. Piggy. Chickenshittery to go with her dipshittery should be served as an open faced sandwich. It's called karma Marge and karma can be a bitch. I have no warm fuzzy feelings for her at all either.
In her short time, which as Jeff pointed out, was much shorter than it seems, she poisoned the political waters to unprecedented levels, spewed out spurious crap, committed insider trading, secured a fat pension at taxpayers' expense, and then cut and ran when she got some of her own shit thrown back at her. What an absolute nightmare of a person. Fuck all the idiots who foisted her upon the USA.
Georgians, and Georgia, are... complicated. The rule of thumb is 100-200 years back in time for every mile you travel outside the Atlanta Perimeter. By the time you get to Margie's district, it gets Neolithic.
I tried doing the math, assuming she lives to age 92 - which is 30 years passed from 62:
The monthly payment is only around $700. Even when added to Social Security, that's not enough to live comfortably on. Maybe Palantir will pay high dividends, but I don't envy her. Even her hideous bf won't be enticed enough to stick around, especially since she's bound to be an even more bitter piece of....baggage.
She should be paying us for the crimes against us, though. How anyone can be walking away better off after doing that kind of a job, is unacceptable to me.
I have one teeny tiny little morsel of respect for her for being on the right side of the Epstein shit, but it's buried under a mountain of annoyance and disgust and loathing. So she can fuck off into the sun.
Two things come to my mind every time re: that witch. When she chased David Hogg down the street while he was walking to the WH to discuss school shootings, yelling at him, and when she crawled up to AOC's office door mail slot, pushed it open, and yelled smears at her while her aides filmed the whole thing. I could not believe what I was seeing from a sitting member of Congress. Thought she'd go away eventually. How naive I was back then.
Those things and catcalling on the House floor dressed like a woman “of negotiable affection”* are what I remember about her. Maybe I’ll forget it when she’s gone.
* Sir Terry Pratchett describes ladies who are paid for certain friendly services, sometimes found standing on corners
It really hurts that there will be no more, but I read them over and over and find something new every time. It’s fun to reread passages that are old favorites too.
Lisa - I've just mentioned that as well, BUT she wasn't IN Congress then - wasn't even CLOSE to running for her UNOPPOSED seat - which she probably did AFTER seeing how easy it was to fuck around the building and verbally assault so many Democrats. She was 'only' as she called herself 'a businesswoman, so why can't I get an audience with Congress - why are YOU getting one'? to David on the street. She was JUST A CIVILIAN pulling this incredible fuckery! She became SO MUCH WORSE once she ran in her district with no one running against her and actually became a 'congress critter'. As I mentioned as well, Alexandria wasn't IN her office, but her staff was - very upset and calling the guards for help as to why this crazy person was screaming into the mail slot (luckily the door was locked)! One of her 'cameramen' you can see him smirking into the video - is her current 'boyfriend' Brian Glenn! SO, her fuckery with HIM began far earlier than others knew about, I'd put money on it.
What I have isn't even a tiny little morsel of respect. IF these the position(s) was for the right reasons & not political posturing, I'd still be a hundred miles from ever being able to respect that trash. She's done too much to disgrace her office. Too little, too late. If she was doing the right thing, there's no way I believe it was for the right reasons. I don't believe in her even a tiny little bit.
1. Empty Greene is a tale that will be told for years and used to scare children into behaving. Don’t let the door hit ya, hon.
2. When I retired at the beginning of December 5 years ago I knew I’d have to give up my bonus to do so. I was apparently not very toxic as I received it anyway for 30 years of a job well done.
I hope the door hits her hard enough in the ass to knock her into next year. If she lands on her face, even better. It might be an improvement to her cro-magnon mug. Hopefully, she's never allowed within 100 yards of another political race. Her disgusting behavior, in just five years (Christ, can't believe it's only been 5 years!) had been disgraceful. Bye bitch!
Rumors about her running for Gov. She's not done with politics. There's a plan behind all of this. She's not stupid. Heartless and ruthless, yes. I think she's seen the handwriting on the wall about MAGA and decided to get out. If she runs for Gov or Senator, she'll need more than MAGA votes to win.
That boyfriend is some kind of tool, a mini-monster quite willing to fluff Vance and Miller and the rest of those acolytes.
One decent act after all those dreadful actions is I guess a step in the right direction but the road to redemption is really long; ain’t no way she’s gonna walk it.
I don't feel it was a sincere attempt to change. Being pro pedo right now isn't working well for anyone. MTG will do whatever it takes to remain relevant.
Fuck this woman a million times over! Excellent post, Jeff. And sorely needed.
The best tweet I have seen about this resignation "BREAKING: In an odd and unexpected twist, on Jan 6, 2026, an insurrectionist will storm OUT of the Capitol for a change."
What the fucking Fuck. She spends 5 years in congress and now gets that GIGANTIC pension? I am 70 and worked my entire life to get $1500/mo. I have to take a decompression walk. What the fuck is wrong with this situation?
Congress members do not get a huge pension. They get what they've paid into it, along with what the government has paid into it (as most employers that offer pensions do) She's only been there for 5 years, so it's not going to be much. Also, they do not get healthcare for life, unless they've served 20+ years. We already detest Congress, and this misinformation just fans the flames. FYI, I am definitely not a fan of this Congress, especially the RepubliCons, but facts are facts.
The same thing that has been wrong for years with Congress. We keep voting people in that are totally self serving. As they say "you get the politicians you deserve".
Wow! I was wondering why MTG would resign on a specific date in the future, and not today, like most decent people who resign for whatever reason. Now it all makes sense. Although why would someone who became a millionaire for just 5 years in Congress care about a government pension?! These f*cks are so greedy and disgusting, it's beyond redemption. Thanks for all the digging into this awful sh*t (hope you have stockpiled on soul sanitizer) and keeping us entertained in the process! Invaluable!
Ms Spouse: "yeah, but are people going to want to read about Sporky?"
me: "I guess we'll find out"
Only a few get to put out a greatest hits/atrocities album. And you produced it, Jeff!
My favorite academic, snarking about poets who anthologize their worst work for a cup of cappuccino, referenced the compilation of “Elvis’ Greatest Shit,” specifically its cut, “The Clam.” Excuse me, madame adjunct, that’s “Do the Clam.” She thanked me profusely, made the correction.
“Elvis greatest shit” I and my 3 siblings were all great Elvis fans, he still is untouchable to this day, what an obnoxious stupid name, people are getting dumber by the minute , can folks not speak without adding stupid catchy bs!
Lighten up, Francis
The Fox Hermosa relied heavily on repeated Elvis programmers to fill the seats on Saturdays, sometimes substituting “Clambake” for the more desirable “Viva Las Vegas,” unannounced. I didn’t start the fire. Those auditory Elvis dregs were collected and promoted as homage, and happily replayed, for those lucky enough to have a phonograph. For Elvis fans—especially the poor ones, whom The King identified as his own—felt that Any Elvis was better than No Elvis, and still do. In 1977, my gran grieved along with the lot of us.
All those stupid movies Elvis didn't want to do like CLAMBAKE, TICKLE ME, HARUM SCARUM, SPINOUT....
At least IT HAPPENED AT THE WORLD'S FAIR had Baby Kurt Russell kicking him in the shin! 😂
The theatre perv attacked during the matinee of “Flipper’s Big Adventure,” the second and last film comprising the Flipper Oeuvre. I then armed myself against this handsy cineast. Illiterate Aunt Sissy advises her budding niece Francie to conceal a hatpin against subway gropers. At home I took a long, fake-pearl-headed pin holding a note to a florist delivery, substituted a paper clip, and hid the pin in the piping of the crappy Mexican vest everyone cool had worn the preceding year. After drawing attention from the screen with a loud, OWWW! the next week, as Elvis sang, he left and never approached me again. Every word is true. After tapping out this tale on my iPhone, I marvel. When adults didn’t help me, I went to the literature. Brooklyn Betty Smith’s 1912 tip rode to my rescue.
During a photo op for his movie "Blue Hawaii, my 15-year old sis got to put a leigh around his neck and kiss check. Later I asked her what that was like. "He had so much grease paint (makeup) on his face, my lips slid right off!"🤣
During a photo op for his movie "Blue Hawaii, my 15-year old sis got to put a leigh around his neck and kiss check. Later I asked her what that was like. "He had so much grease paint (makeup) on his face, my lips slid right off!"🤣
Awe poor Elvis what he had to deal with in those Movies but she got that close to him WOW WOW WOW!! lucky girl
I for one appreciate your career-in-review of MTG’s greatest hits, Jeff. So much toxicity in so little time.
Which is exactly what made it seem like forever!
Seriously, to me she is the epitome of the insane MAGA nuts in Congress. Of COURSE you had to memorialize her, Jeff! It's like the head nut case is abdicating her throne.
Future toast Virginia “Shut up!” Foxx is challenged in NC-05 by David Clayton, an Independent who brought the eighty-two-year-old’s age front and center, as well as by Chuck Hubbard, an ex-journalist and Democrat.
East Jesus, TN? Really? Is there such a place? There is indeed, I just found on Google, but it's near the Salton Sea, in California. Mind you, there ought to be an East Jesus in TN, and maybe a West Bumfuck as well.
East Jesus, TN is a state of mind.
One can find East Jesus on Martha’s Vineyard, as disconsolate Dersh continues to discover. He’s as shunnable as any yokel there.
May he suffer longly and painfully.
Bigly!
it's real simple here, Jeff...if you're writing it, we're reading it!...and it's more about HOW you write about her than WHAT you write about her...Ima take some liberties here and speak for everyone and guess that you can tell Ms Spouse that we all enjoyed our morning time with you and your "eloquence in profanity", although I will say that the profanity was turned down a little this morning...but then it IS Sunday!
Yep. Literally & often the best part of the day.
I don't. A pox on her and every other one like her. And especially I don't want to waste oxygen on Trump, Musk, RFKjr, et al say wot jolly roger...except for the Epstein Files. Tee hee.
The fact that these clowns continue to vote for raising their pensions, with, insider trading beneficial information, and the Citizen United ruling, makes millionaires of our duly elected.
Any reasonable citizen, hopes they’re going to make life better for its citizens. Hah, the system is fractured beyond repair! Are any of them worthy of anything but our ire???
Burn them at the stake
Gave me a smile Joe!
She was part of the Sedition. Letting her resign, let’s her keep benefits. They should all be removed and all lose benefits
A trip down memory lane, wading through the toxic waste dump that is, was, and ever shall be.....Margie Spork Toes
This could be Jeff’s final comment on the soon to be forgotten Sporkfoot of South Jawgia, 🇺🇸
Make it so!
I initially read that as “spoon to be forgotten” ☺️😂😂
That works , too!
More like wading through oleaginous sewage Joyce…well said!
very helpful to review Marge’s history
We’ve got to get all the Sporky while we still can!
We will get more now that she has grabbed more spotlight. Don’t worry she won’t let us off easily. Do you think she was the quiet and shy type before?
You’ll see her name on the list of presidential hopefuls soon Douglas!
When Republicans have open primaries (not when they have an incumbent) they like to have a token woman and a token Black candidate so they can pretend not to be prejudiced, although the tokens fade to nothing after Iowa and New Hampshire. In 2000 it was Elizabeth Dole and Alan Keyes, in 2008 they forgot to arrange tokens but put Sarah Palin on the ticket to make up for it, in 2012 it was Michelle Bachmann and Herman Cain, in 2016 Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson, in 2024 Nikki Haley and Tim Scott, in 2028 it will be Marginal Trailer Queen and a Black player to be named later.
I predict Byron Donalds will win the “token” lottery. Or maybe they’ll recycle Tim Scott.
They've never recycled before so Byron Donalds looks like a good guess.
True dat Robert!
MTG will run for the ceremonial title of U.S. President after our current emperor Reamingus Disgustingus hands Putin the keys while putting America into Receivership
Dubious he’ll love that long Paw!
I didn’t want to say it but who knows, she shouldn’t even I would feel sorry for her, yes I’m a Dem.
DPT: Close to what I was thinking. Between her ego and the MSM's insatiable thirst for crowd pleasing clickbait just like the Dump I bet she won't be able to stay out of any potentially available spotlights.
NOT so fast. ;) What Douglas is saying here is sticking with me too, Stephanie. I too was at first - sigh of relief - she's GOING AWAY, YAY!, then my other favourite Christinatalkst spoke out (on Instagram) I think Yesterday? - she does more than one video a day) to say: don't believe Sporky for a second. 'She ain't leaving'. She also said: 'I've heard that bullsheet (she's Southr'en) before, I'll believe it when I see it', then laughed, telling us that 'madge' has threatened to quit SEVERAL times before. My balloon rapidly deflated. ZO, we might just be stuck with sporky for longer than anticipated. THIS all might be a ploy for republicans to BEG her to stay on - OR, for her to aim for higher office. Many of us have felt she's been aiming for that - although the very idea makes us aghast. For ME, I still vividly remember her incredible harassment of David Hogg AND Alexandria all on the same day even while she was only a very annoying Georgian gnat - and not close to the 'gov-mint'. I still have no idea WHY she was allowed to wander around the Houe with her 'cameramen' (one was Bee Face) snickering and literally YELLING INTO the mail slots of Democratic lawmakers (Alexandria was one - SHE wasn't in her office, but her staff was hard at work and extremely nervous and upset by the awful things being screamed at them). David was all of barely 18, had managed to get an audience IN Congress after having witnessed (and been part of) seeing his classmates MURDERED in the Parkland School Shooting - then becoming determined to speak for them against automatic weapons being accessible so easily. sporky went after HIM with a vengeance ON the street! Just a kid she viciously railed at. The video has to be seen to be believed. She was very proud of it I still want to know WHO gave her access?
AND what she did to gin up death threats from MAGA base against Dr. Anthony Fauci and his family. Accusing him of covering up the cause of Covid-19 pandemic, as recently as the summer of 2024. I'm afraid she is stuck to our shoes for quite a while yet. (IOW, I'll believe she's gone when it actually happens.)
I predict she’ll be back.
You can keep her, we certainly never need har any mention of such a cretinous wastrel anymore Stephanie!
I was wondering if that story had missed the publication deadline for yesterday's Stupid Report, and was waiting for your take on it. 👏🏻
I m fine if I never hear see Sporkey again.
Abso-fucking-lutely. I want to remember why I hate this bitch with every fiber of my being & want her, with all the rest of these offensive pieces of shit prosecuted.
Don’t let the door hit her in the ass…
Ms. Spouse is very wise. Hopefully, this will be the last Sporky column.
In this case, yes, yes we are. Thank you. It was a fun one.
Marjorie Trailer Queen is re-branding, and what could be more American than that? I do love that she blamed her resignation on not wanting to subject her "sweet district" to a bruising primary. So for starters, she was expecting a primary. Ain't nobody getting bruised in a primary but her and she knows it. If she doesn't see another political opportunity, she'll sign with Fox before you can say Jewish Space Laser.
"Marjorie Trailer Queen" Thank you for that.
On behalf of all Trailer Americans who are on the right side of history, I think “Marjorie Traitor Greene (or Queen)” is a far better moniker.
The trailer part is insensitive and I apologize to the non-weirdos who live in them.
Ok, you're right. We can't dis people who live in mobile homes. That's just wrong.
Thank you, Arne. I actually live in a very modern, beautifully designed manufactured home that is in a 55+ mobile home community. I have lived in very high-end areas, and this is my first time living in a trailer park, but I have never had better neighbors anywhere. My husband and I travel a lot and didn't want to tie up our money in a property that we only live in for half the year. It's the perfect blend of privacy (unlike a condo) and community.
There's a "trailer park" in Malibu that I've worked at several times over the years, and it's really an exquisite place. If I could only afford to live there. . .
https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0143697,-118.8154024,1035m/
Is that Paradise Cove in Malibu where mobile homes go for between $1.5M and $4+M? You can have famous neighbors like Minnie Driver and Matthew McConnaughey if you live there.
Well said!
thank you
"MARGARINE TRAILER QUEEN" (via my kid's)
Seconded!
On top of that, if she wanted to avoid the “bruising” primary she could just have announced that she wouldn’t run for reelection and finished the term she promised her voters. But then she would have been forced to either stand up to Trump again, or show that she is the same as all the Republican sheeple in Congress.
She could dish it out, but the second she got a taste of what she's been putting school shooting victims, AOC, Democratic members of Congress, various and sundry Bidens, and Jews through, she turned tail and ran.
No one likes a loudmouth coward, Marge.
The GOP/MAGA party is lousy with ‘em.
Right on target. Can dish it out, but can’t take it. Did she get her widdle feelings hurt by President Pudding Cup? So sad. It’s the biggest sad ever!
NOT to mention my favourite Jasmine Crockett from Texas who took her on by using her defense attorney AND Prosecutorial experience to slay her with immediate and clever legalese - this after sporky imagined that a beautiful black woman rep could be insulted for wearing eyelashes. Has she ever actually LOOKED in a mirror - I mean other than to flex her big muscles? Oops, nearly forgot: Jasmine was the one who came up with the BBBBBB term for sporky (on the spur of the moment, by the way): Comer Fudd (who can't hear a thing) asked what the furor was about while banging away with his gavel and someone had to repeat it to him! He still didn't get it so the camera focused on Jamie Raskin with his hand sightly covering his mouth while trying SO HARD to hide his huge grin.
She's too trashy even for Fox. Rupert would be paying out another $7 mil after her first week as a babbling head. Newsmax or One America News (OAN), with her buddy Matt Gaetz, is probably beckoning.
So she subjects her "sweet district" to both a primary and a special election. Good times!
well it couldn't happen to a nicer buncha MAGATS
That’s why she’s not running for GA senator (vs. incumbent Ossoff) or for GA governor. Per Marcus Flowers, her Dem challenger in 2022, Sporky basically bought her district seat and cannot win in a statewide election.
I think Flowers is going to run again for that seat.
Hope so, Ann! Love Marcus. Tara Setmayer (Seneca Project) did a fantastic interview with him yesterday - link below. Marcus said he is thinking about it.
https://tarasetmayer.substack.com/p/live-mtgs-former-opponent-marcus
I think Shawn Harris is running there.
Fox will hire her in a nano second now that she's all growd up.
AND she IS 'standing up for the women victims' which every one of those all-frump channels would hate- or so she claims. Let's see how long that lasts? For a moment I thought that she 'could' be among their number which is why she FINALLY stood up for something real, but now I'm rethinking that. It could be she just jumped on the nearest bandwagon thinking it would benefit HER. We'll see.
Fauks won't have her without major plastic surgery. I don't see that happening.
I feel that literally no one believed the 180 on her toxic nature. I think it was a curiosity as she was allowed to appear on several tv shows. I think people were wanting to see her humiliate herself after all the humiliation she dished out. She is obviously not trusted by anyone in any party.
exactly. I’m guessing she already has anFox contract; they need an “insider” to counter Trump’s creation of alternative “state TV”.
IDK, she's really not the Faux type. I don't see it. I mean, Kellianne had to get massive plastic surgery to get her gig. And God only knows who you have to blow. Can you imagine Sporky leaning over your junk? Nah, she will go elsewhere.
oook. Minds’ eye bleach, please.
I think they’ll lean into her “authenticity”. Her bleach bottle blond will lend enough of a nod to trad wife America.
Didn’t she change districts? Seems I read that somewhere but I may have her confused with another toxic person.
Unfortunately, MGT did not. That was the "whore."
Unfortunately, I live in her district. NW Georgia. She is beloved, beyond compare. Best thing to be said, my cost of living is about 1/4 of what it was in San Francisco, but gotta be careful what I say in public - like on the phone, earbuds, in the grocery. Seriously. But Chattanooga is next door - an island of Blue. And Atlanta is a relatively short drive. We do have Warnock and Ossoff. All should give what support they can to help Ossoff hold his seat. Both are a very good men, and Senators.
Fwiw, MOST of us up here in the BLUE NE supported both of those good men - down to donations and reposting info about them everywhere. They got TONS of support. You Blue Georgians need to up the game to KEEP them in office and we'll keep doing what we can - but we help ALL over the Country, you know. I can't give a lot, but I give small amounts when I can and when it most matters.
Good to know. And thank you for your support. Apparently Ossoff is really under a threat.
Wow, you live in an ‘interesting’ area. My heavily tattooed best friend lives in the hills outside of Chattanooga. She took a crafting class in town, said that none of the other ladies in class would make eye contact 😂 The military sent us to the south twice. We’ve been back in CA since the mid 90s, thank God. I’m positive some MAGAt would have made an example of me years ago.
I live in small town southern NM & I give to Ossoff. I desperately want him to keep that seat, he really is a good senator.
You're thinking of Lauren Boebert.
Thank you.
The only reason she’s leaving is that her swamp fever dreams of rising beyond useful idiot will never come to pass.
One wonders what took her so long. As we all know - loyalty is a one-way street in Trumpland.
She won’t be the last roadkill.
She leaves with the tire tracks of Trump’s Loyalty Bus all over her back. Ain’t it a cryin’ shame? 😂
Roadkill. Perfect.
I don't agree with most of the shit you post here, Cummins.
But I agree this one time.
I just wanted to say that.
Now I have to go look up everything Cummins wrote to see what you disagreed with. So I guess I have to put on another pot of coffee and I’ll be here all day. Sheesh.
We're friends in real life. LOL I was just giving him a hard time.
I'm not sure he'd ever posted anything before posting this, actually.
She had to get paid, yo.
Jeff just a couple of points. First off why is that face of bee stings not wearing a suit and tie! Such disrespect will cause the downfall of our republic and why was he not at the press gaggle in the Oval with Sheik Bonesaw chirping about that guys attire? Secondly Madge and supposed transformation? Sorry bleach bottle Blondi, cross trained Blondi… if you would simply admit that you were wrong (bat shit crazy) concerning “Jewish Space Lasers” and people and/or governments controlling the weather.. Sorry Madge you just are not believable, you are not credible..in the end you’re just ultimately another Red Hat…
Just another red hat-wearing dumbfuck who found out if you cross the orange colostomy bag, he will turn on you in an instant. She figures he will try to primary her because she voted for the Epstein discharge petition. She is shocked, shocked, to countenance her own adult children losing their taxpayer subsidized OBAMACARE medical coverage. She is shocked, shocked, to receive threats, like the ones the violent assholes of MAGA made to Dr. Fauci, thanks to her lies and conspiracy nuttery. So she bugs out. Chickenshittery to go with her dipshittery.
Hey Doc, your last line… man you gotta warn us folks drinking our morning coffee… me? Well my friend it came right through the nose on your comment… wife asking me about the mess… I show her your comment and she is rolling on the floor laughing… Man quite a start for Sunday😀
Sorry for the mess, but man, she and her whole shtick of fakery, lies, cruelty, cheating (financially and matrimonially), and now cowardice is over the top. It's great that she's leaving Congress, but she leaves behind a lot of damage and there's all that money she made off of us. Infuriating. I wish her extreme vaginal dryness and her boyfriend Bee Face incurable erectile dysfunction.
Excuse me, how is the vaginal dryness a problem if the boyfriend can’t …. Well, you know -
Just wanted them to both experience difficulties
That’s very kind of you.
Lois, from someone who knows, that 'extreme vaginal dryness' is horrendous! The itching, bleeding, the misery!! There's treatment for it, if you're smart enough to ask your doctor, but even without a sex life, it's miserable. I hope she gets it. ;)
Oh. No, I can’t wish that on anyone. 😟
Marge resigns her seat so she can spend more time with her cave paintings.😂😂 Well, she's going to be able to afford some high end art supplies with all the money she got from insider trading and don't forget that Congressional pension that she made sure she collected. This nasty bitch isn't as stupid as she lets on. I'm sure that Marge and Bee Face have another grift in the oven.
TMI on your coffee journey, my friend
You should have witnessed my dog doggie running away after the spill😂😂😂
Thanks for giving me a chuckle after reading Rick Wilson's depressing Sunday Substack. Orange colostomy bag is the best description of Mr. Piggy. Chickenshittery to go with her dipshittery should be served as an open faced sandwich. It's called karma Marge and karma can be a bitch. I have no warm fuzzy feelings for her at all either.
I sent a protest letter to Rick Wilson this morning. I can't take any more.
That was a real downer and optimism killer. Don't give up the ship yet.
Exactly right.
Totally agree!!!
In her short time, which as Jeff pointed out, was much shorter than it seems, she poisoned the political waters to unprecedented levels, spewed out spurious crap, committed insider trading, secured a fat pension at taxpayers' expense, and then cut and ran when she got some of her own shit thrown back at her. What an absolute nightmare of a person. Fuck all the idiots who foisted her upon the USA.
It’s worth the pension to dump that heinous wench. Begone with you, thou mewling bay-fowling miscreant!
Why, Dave! How Shakespearian of you! 💜
I knew my Shakespeare Insult Kit would come in handy one day. I’ll use it some more!
She's a bit of a cream-faced loon as well!
👏👏👏
Georgia also gave us Reverend Warnock and Jon Ossoff
Yes, and also Martin Luther King, Ray Charles, Little Richard, Otis Redding, Carson McCullers, Jimmy Carter -- oh, I could go on and on....
Georgians, and Georgia, are... complicated. The rule of thumb is 100-200 years back in time for every mile you travel outside the Atlanta Perimeter. By the time you get to Margie's district, it gets Neolithic.
Good point.
I tried doing the math, assuming she lives to age 92 - which is 30 years passed from 62:
The monthly payment is only around $700. Even when added to Social Security, that's not enough to live comfortably on. Maybe Palantir will pay high dividends, but I don't envy her. Even her hideous bf won't be enticed enough to stick around, especially since she's bound to be an even more bitter piece of....baggage.
Her net worth is estimated to be around $25 million. I think she’ll probably be ok.
I wasn't going to be losing any sleep over it, but thanks!
She should be paying us for the crimes against us, though. How anyone can be walking away better off after doing that kind of a job, is unacceptable to me.
At least she has her own gym and a fat pension to downsize her fat ass
"Bleach blonde bad built butch body" --national treasure Jasmine Crockett
I have one teeny tiny little morsel of respect for her for being on the right side of the Epstein shit, but it's buried under a mountain of annoyance and disgust and loathing. So she can fuck off into the sun.
Two things come to my mind every time re: that witch. When she chased David Hogg down the street while he was walking to the WH to discuss school shootings, yelling at him, and when she crawled up to AOC's office door mail slot, pushed it open, and yelled smears at her while her aides filmed the whole thing. I could not believe what I was seeing from a sitting member of Congress. Thought she'd go away eventually. How naive I was back then.
Those things and catcalling on the House floor dressed like a woman “of negotiable affection”* are what I remember about her. Maybe I’ll forget it when she’s gone.
* Sir Terry Pratchett describes ladies who are paid for certain friendly services, sometimes found standing on corners
I love that British humor. Thanks.
I'm stretching out the Discworld books, because I never want to finish them. I love Sir Terry, and I'm heartbroken that there will be no more books.
It really hurts that there will be no more, but I read them over and over and find something new every time. It’s fun to reread passages that are old favorites too.
Lisa - I've just mentioned that as well, BUT she wasn't IN Congress then - wasn't even CLOSE to running for her UNOPPOSED seat - which she probably did AFTER seeing how easy it was to fuck around the building and verbally assault so many Democrats. She was 'only' as she called herself 'a businesswoman, so why can't I get an audience with Congress - why are YOU getting one'? to David on the street. She was JUST A CIVILIAN pulling this incredible fuckery! She became SO MUCH WORSE once she ran in her district with no one running against her and actually became a 'congress critter'. As I mentioned as well, Alexandria wasn't IN her office, but her staff was - very upset and calling the guards for help as to why this crazy person was screaming into the mail slot (luckily the door was locked)! One of her 'cameramen' you can see him smirking into the video - is her current 'boyfriend' Brian Glenn! SO, her fuckery with HIM began far earlier than others knew about, I'd put money on it.
My god, I clearly didn't know this back story. Seems they all just have incest like relationships in political circles. Gag.
What I have isn't even a tiny little morsel of respect. IF these the position(s) was for the right reasons & not political posturing, I'd still be a hundred miles from ever being able to respect that trash. She's done too much to disgrace her office. Too little, too late. If she was doing the right thing, there's no way I believe it was for the right reasons. I don't believe in her even a tiny little bit.
Thank you Jeff! Fuck her.
Maybe rephrase that as "she can fuck all the way off" as no decent soul would actually fuck her.
Fuck her? Must he? With all Jeff has to do! A dry corncob would do the job.
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1. Empty Greene is a tale that will be told for years and used to scare children into behaving. Don’t let the door hit ya, hon.
2. When I retired at the beginning of December 5 years ago I knew I’d have to give up my bonus to do so. I was apparently not very toxic as I received it anyway for 30 years of a job well done.
I ❤️ a happy and just ending!
I hope the door hits her hard enough in the ass to knock her into next year. If she lands on her face, even better. It might be an improvement to her cro-magnon mug. Hopefully, she's never allowed within 100 yards of another political race. Her disgusting behavior, in just five years (Christ, can't believe it's only been 5 years!) had been disgraceful. Bye bitch!
Rumors about her running for Gov. She's not done with politics. There's a plan behind all of this. She's not stupid. Heartless and ruthless, yes. I think she's seen the handwriting on the wall about MAGA and decided to get out. If she runs for Gov or Senator, she'll need more than MAGA votes to win.
That boyfriend is some kind of tool, a mini-monster quite willing to fluff Vance and Miller and the rest of those acolytes.
One decent act after all those dreadful actions is I guess a step in the right direction but the road to redemption is really long; ain’t no way she’s gonna walk it.
I don't feel it was a sincere attempt to change. Being pro pedo right now isn't working well for anyone. MTG will do whatever it takes to remain relevant.
I reckon she got her bag and wants to get outta Dodge.
Fuck this woman a million times over! Excellent post, Jeff. And sorely needed.
The best tweet I have seen about this resignation "BREAKING: In an odd and unexpected twist, on Jan 6, 2026, an insurrectionist will storm OUT of the Capitol for a change."
https://x.com/Ryan_N_Wiggins/status/1992044812565160124
Brilliant.
What the fucking Fuck. She spends 5 years in congress and now gets that GIGANTIC pension? I am 70 and worked my entire life to get $1500/mo. I have to take a decompression walk. What the fuck is wrong with this situation?
What’s wrong? They get to make the rules. For themselves.
You know who votes for these things, it’s self arrogance and self pity because they think they work harder than all of us.
They don't think, they take. Shit, I should have run for congress. I am 1000x smarter than MTG.
Don't just "like" it! Comment!
Congress members do not get a huge pension. They get what they've paid into it, along with what the government has paid into it (as most employers that offer pensions do) She's only been there for 5 years, so it's not going to be much. Also, they do not get healthcare for life, unless they've served 20+ years. We already detest Congress, and this misinformation just fans the flames. FYI, I am definitely not a fan of this Congress, especially the RepubliCons, but facts are facts.
Thanks for correcting the narrative. Facts rule!
The same thing that has been wrong for years with Congress. We keep voting people in that are totally self serving. As they say "you get the politicians you deserve".
I do like to remind people that during Covid she obtained a 50000$ PPP loan that was forgiven.
Y oh Y, why and who would do that?
Not only will MTG get a pension, she will get the best healthcare for life. It's quite a racket.
Government health care for me, NOT for thee.
Wow! I was wondering why MTG would resign on a specific date in the future, and not today, like most decent people who resign for whatever reason. Now it all makes sense. Although why would someone who became a millionaire for just 5 years in Congress care about a government pension?! These f*cks are so greedy and disgusting, it's beyond redemption. Thanks for all the digging into this awful sh*t (hope you have stockpiled on soul sanitizer) and keeping us entertained in the process! Invaluable!
Yes—-needed to hear ALL of that Jeff! And the palate cleanser! hahahahahah
I live for that palate cleanser 🤣🤣