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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the best thing I read about Kate Miller is someone on threads who posted that "she got tired of having to catch live bats for her husband to eat."

alas, I neglected to bookmark it

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

My sister knows people in D.C. She says she has it from a credible source that the black eye was bestowed by--get this--Scott Besant, in an, um, altercation. Awaiting confirmation.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Steve Bannon seems to be the source for that story, so who knows

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=musk+bessent+fight

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Chet Brandt's avatar

What? There’s dissent in the Turd Reich?..

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Emily Kirk's avatar

I hope you are right, I had just assumed it was Bridget Macron.

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Lisa's avatar

Haha! I'd like to "Bridget Macron" the turd....only in my dreams unfortunately. Wouldn't be able to tolerate El Salvador's humidity.

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Ellen the Wise's avatar

You’re killing me here! 🤣🤣🤣

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Anne's avatar
5dEdited

the confrontation with Bessant has been confirmed.. but not if he is responsible for the black eye (as far as I know)

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Bessent’s wrists are both way too limp to inflict a black eye

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Anne's avatar

I still like the Steve Miller theory out of jealousy over his wife. But hey, if Musk's 5 yr old has joined the resistance he is welcome!

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arne link's avatar

I can't imagine Miller balling up a fist and striking out. Just don't see it.

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skangirl's avatar

I figure he just uses his fangs and/or forked tongue.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Wait until 5 year old is old enough to talk with his sister and finds out all the reasons he has to turn against his father.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes,, he gets someone else to do it because he might chip a talon.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Fly Like An Eagle...

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SethTriggs's avatar

LET THEM FIGHT

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh yes! I miss posting that meme.

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Tess Étouffée's avatar

I didn't think Scott had it in him. 🤣

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Masha's avatar

It’s a great visual though!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I love that image, Ellis. How about another Pete Ingalls short novel with these characters innit? Pretty please?

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Jeez, Neal, you've made my day. I didn't know anyone still remembered Pete. It would be challenge to tell one his stories today, in the age of smart phones. Then again...(Thanks!)

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Dude, I loved that character and the way you handled the hard-boiled genre. Like frosting sticking to the fingers after you grab a piece of cake with your hands. Then again, I’m an old Spy reader…

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I still love "The Split".

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Okay, THIS makes my day, too! Thanks, Natalie. (The Split loves you.)

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, I looked forward to every Monday because of it! And the explanation of how everything came to be and the enclave descriptions were prescient !

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Cool!

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Lee Chambers's avatar

That's a thing of beauty. Actually, that's how I pictured Musk and the rest of them exiting the White House on any given day...stepping outside to the North Portico, taking a deep breath, looking up to the night stars, and whooshing upward to transform into bats.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I appreciate the send off to Musk, although no one actually believes he is gone. I would love to send him to Mars on a one way rocket ship.

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shee-rah's avatar

It would crash on takeoff.

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DrBDH's avatar

It’s what they do in the shadows.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

BAT!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

That would be great

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T L Mills's avatar

OMG--Priceless! Thank for the extended chuckle!

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Carol's avatar
5dEdited

I like the live bats idea! But I was figuring she wasn’t comfortable smashed into a coffin with him when they slept (night? day?)

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

The Space Nazi’s billionaire buddy is going down with him. Fuck both of them.

https://apple.news/AfuxhZUy8R5KFyw5QJnkllw

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247kath's avatar

Another punchable face

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Dave Drell's avatar

The ears in that dude!

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Dear God, he should have [had] that fixed!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I did “Nazi” coupling between Kate Miller and Elon coming! But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. it’s obvious that she has a type.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Evil + money = double good. Elon probably has a bigger basement she can kill her victims in. (I still say they were a serial killer couple, she and Miller. They lack empathy.)

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 Thats awesome.

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Glenn Waning's avatar

Jeff, do you like Supertramp? If so, check out Breakfast in America "If everyone was Listening" Great song! A song for our times! Thank you again for all you do!

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insert_something_creative's avatar

That is hilarious and spot on, but I also remember her from the cast of rejects from his first reign of terror. She worked on the family separations too and they apparently bonded over their mutual hatred of brown immigrants and complete lack of empathy. I have a vague memory of her saying out-right she had no empathy for the families she destroyed and the children they didn't bother to keep track of once separated.

Which is to say, I'm pretty sure she is as horrible as he is which makes sense — what sane, compassionate, well-adjusted woman would willingly mate with Stephen fucking Miller?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and this was just the stuff I remembered off the top of my head. I'm sure you folks will have more to add

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Nightmaher's avatar

I thought the black eye probably was from being so high that he fell into something giving himself his black eye.

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247kath's avatar

Space Fork 1 had a rapid unscheduled disassembly right into his face💥

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Hit by debris from his half-assed projectile explosions

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

I did see one of those fugly cybertrucks yesterday, primer-ed over and stenciled on all four sides, "Love is the answer" in ornate Victorian calligraphy.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Love is the answer to - please don’t fuck my Tesla over!

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247kath's avatar

I think they must like ketamine a lot too

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Did it smell like desperation?

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Munchygut's avatar

Many of those people who bought Tesla cars did so to help reduce their impact on the environment and before Musk went crazy. Those who bought DePlorians (Cybertrucks) knew he was crazy and bought them because of that.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Mass death, illness and economic destruction aside, Musk has done humanity a favor by demonstrating the limitations of money. It can't save you from yourself. As for the icky threesome, what kind of woman fucks both Stephen Miller and Elon Musk? Forgive me for mentioning it while you might be having breakfast.

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arne link's avatar

I'm heading for the shower right now.

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

She and Miller have three kids together. Since they married in 2020, she must have been pregnant most of that time, unless there are twins. Stephen Miller is repulsive; I can't imagine anyone getting that close to him.

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SethTriggs's avatar

It's a terrible time to have eyes and imagination.

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Stuart's avatar

First of all, "[W]hat kind of woman fucks both Stephen Miller and Elon Musk?" seems to presuppose that somehow those two men are fundamentally different, which I find iffy. I think they're pretty much the same. In fact, an answer to your question might be, "A woman who would fuck Donald Trump if she had half a chance."

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Ann Anderson's avatar

They're exactly the same - a couple of greasy, gross, ugly motherfuckers that most women wouldn't shake hands with, much less get naked. I do agree she'd fuck Trump if there were something in it for her. And for all we know, she has.

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Robert R's avatar

And was half a wit !

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Right! I couldn’t imagine anyone marrying miller but then now musk? She’s gotta be some piece of work.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, not on topic, but I would recommend all to view the latest Ukraine offensive attack in Russia, going so far as Siberia… destroying strategic aircraft, bombers and intelligence gathering… billions of $$$ blown up in this multi pronged attack prior to sitting down for peace conference in Turkey… Russia= Paper Tiger… Some RussIan military bloggers are calling this event Russia’s Pearl Harbor.

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David Olson's avatar

Just read about this attack in Reuters. Nothing in the US press. What Ukraine has done is bring the war to Russia. Bully to Europe for their commitment to Ukraine. Meanwhile, TACO Don bids farewell—sort of—to Ketamine Elon.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, I just checked AlJazeera and they described the attack too. Apparently drones were smuggled in trucks and took out airfields in Irkutsk and Murmansk.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

I saw it on TV…

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Isn't it interesting now that America isn't helping them anymore? It looks like European intelligence has us beat.

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DrBDH's avatar

Even more interesting, the US was not informed of the attack ahead of time. Trump has made us untrustworthy and unimportant.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Thx! I also read "Russian military bloggers" as "Russian military boogers." That was a bonus.

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Kate's avatar

Thank you for posting this update!

Here is a really good overview of everything from the BBC: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cgrg7kelk45t

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J.R.'s avatar

Absolutely! I was looking to see if MSM covered it. Did not see any. Ukraine 🇺🇦

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Wendymae's avatar

NYT just put something up. I learned about it from Aaron Parnas and he also said that FF was not notified in advance (is that a regular thing???) and I thought, well now he can't warn his BFF.

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arne link's avatar

Gosh, America is now out of the loop? Imagine that.

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Robert R's avatar

Hopefully the European intelligence community can come up with some solutions for dealing with the situation on this side of the pond !

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J.R.'s avatar

Thank you. I saw it thanks to your post. 🙏🏻

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

I’m relying on the BBC and Malcom Nance

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J.R.'s avatar

Yes. Plus The Guardian.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I highly recommend this clear and thorough breakdown of the attack: https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/zelenskyy-had-the-cards

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Marla's avatar

Stephen Miller hasn’t the cojones to actually punch someone. He’s more likely to screech at them like a banshee on acid than to actually engage in physical contact. He’d ball up his tiny fists and wail and screech, but actually hit the Space Nazi? Nah.

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Flo Plazo's avatar

It was probably Susie Wiles who clocked him.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Ya gotta point...she looks like a tough old broad!

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ADHD Academic's avatar

I like this one!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Children of the night, indeed.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Here Jeff I’ll see your musk and raise you a Nancy mace wellness check ( she’s not well ) https://thistleandmoss.com/p/nancy-mace-is-a-lying-narcissistic

Liked , Reposted and quoted Brother Jeff

Keep rockin it

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Eva Porter's avatar

Don’t forget Senator Joni “if they’re gonna die, then die and decrease the surplus population “ Ernst. Seems like pre-ghost Scrooge is the GOP hero. That Dickens was too woke.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And, of course, this: "The Iowa lawmaker then encouraged viewers who want to see “eternal and everlasting life” to “embrace” Jesus Christ." Way to use the Jeebus man as a human shield.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Jeebus, if he was around nowadays, would cast the whole lot of these fake Christians into the River Styx!

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Wendymae's avatar

When I saw that video I had to check if it was real. WTAF?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Fuck you and your Jesus, Joni Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

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AddaGurl's avatar

Didn’t Ernst get the memo that we are all supposed to be popping out babies like Pez dispensers? oopsies!

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Eva Porter's avatar

Only if you’re wealthy

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AddaGurl's avatar

And white.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Nancy Mace can ride a bicycle without the seat.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Down an unpaved gravel road

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Phil Burns's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Mace Mace.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

In the face with great haste , at my place

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SethTriggs's avatar

The Biggest Fake in the House needs to wild out every now and then to get the attention she craves.

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Alison Parker's avatar

I hope bad things happen to him. Whatever those bad things may be, I hope they happen.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

They already are. His dumpster fire auto stocks and credibility have sunk faster than Dump's approval rating. We knew we were all fucked seven ways to Sunday the moment that he was appointed to head the Dept. of Govt. Inefficiency. However, what goes around, comes around and Smuk is getting a well deserved taste of that shit sandwich. In the meantime, congratulations to Ukraine for annihilating 40 plus Russian long range bombers from an attack that took a year to plan. Also, Ukraine is not targeting civilians unlike Dump's twisted buddy.

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Wendymae's avatar

It can never be enough unless he loses all his money and ends up in a prison cell with non-whites.

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Rita Ruona's avatar

Perfect!

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Alas, the TSLA stock is way up, and his fortune seems secure again. It is all a meme-stock phenomenon, but that is how it's been since 2013.

Musky is doing fine. for now

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Thanks for the correction Geoff. Smuk's estimated stock loses are all over the place from $70 to $150 billion. However, when the govt keeps giving him billions for his exploding rocket program, that helps lessen the financial worries.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Like soon, very soon.

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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

We won’t ever forget that POS! Boycotts and protests must continue even though MuskmElon is supposedly ‘gone’ from our hallowed halls of our government. His POS muskrats are still chewing away at our data, selling it to the Russians and building a database that will follow every American’s move-may they all eternally hear FUCK YOU! where ever they go for the rest of their POS f’ng despicable lives. F MuskmElon, f his muskrats…(I became a paid subscriber just now so I could share these words ‘F MuskmElon and F his muskrats’…I hope they are repeated by millions!!!)

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Kudos for the play on musk melon and becoming a paid subscriber for doing so. Keep contributing!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

So glad you ended this with Cillizza’s lament about “my precious”. It ain’t just the central characters that make the story; it’s the casuals, the bit players, the background actors saying “carrots and peas” to make their mouths look busy, and above all, those fucking traitorous scumbags who should please take their cybertrucks for long drives along short piers.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Fucking Cilizza is the ultimate in both-sides ball fondling, but with an extra helping of scorn for Democrats and especially Biden.

He needs to be fucked sideways with a strap-on chainsaw with a rusty chain

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Ouch!

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David Skoglund's avatar

Or with a sandpaper dick!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

You find mutilation funny? It's not. You just make yourself look shitty.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Fuck off

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Classy.

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Kay-El's avatar

🎶Elon, Elon likes his money

He makes a lot they say🎶 (apologies to Elton John)

May Tesla continue to tank

May his rockets continue to explode

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Mingo's avatar

I've spent every Saturday except for last week and yesterday protesting in front of Tesla since February. I'm glad I played a small part in driving Tesla stock in the toilet and ruining Elmo's business. He's a wanker. He looks like a druggie and his complexion shows the ravages of drug use. At age 70 this level of outrage has taken it's toll on my psyche too. I've had to step back and practice self-care. But starting next week I'll be back at again. June 14th is coming and I'll be ready. We can't let the bastards grind us down.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Dating myself by LOVING that ‘Levon’ reference 🫡

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I didn't think it was old. I am.

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Cyndi Merrill's avatar

Since they're a product of the ketamine fueled, mushroom directed brain of Musk the Nazi, it certain that they will.

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Kay-El's avatar

Always been one of my favorite albums of his.

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Punkette's avatar

The creepiest thing about Goebbels Jr. having a wife, is that they also have 3 small children. Married in Feb 2020, daughter born in Nov 2020, and sons born in Feb 2022 and Sep 2023. That’s some rapid procreating!

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Megan Ross's avatar

Ewww. Just the thought of Stephen Miller procreating is enough to make me wanna puke 🤢

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

The idea of Stephen Miller over me getting ready to come .... 🤮

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Masha's avatar

GROSS! Did you have to?

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Evelyn Freitas's avatar

…and then you snap off his dick with your thighs, laugh maniacally, and feminism saves the world! 🤣

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

Bwahahahaaaaa 🤣

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

That's not feminism. It's mutilation of someone's genitals.

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Evelyn Freitas's avatar

Oh, I’d say it’s more than genital mutilation, wouldn’t you? Elaine the Mean Ol Feminist strikes again.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

No worries, Peter Thiel is his full time jiz sock

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AddaGurl's avatar

Idk when I’ll need to remember that insult but immagonna tuck it away for future use. Here it is used in a sentence, “Nice to meet you president full-time jiz sock! 🤣

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arne link's avatar

Oh, Jeebus! Please stop.

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Margaret's avatar

ha ha ha--ick!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Woah!

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

When I read Punkette's comment, I yelled "Ewww." Then I read your "Ewww." Thank you and DITTO!

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

My knees instinctively press together at the thought.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Those poor kids are gonna be so fucked up

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

I was going to say, "reproducing like fruit flies" but he's a fruit bat!!

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Fruit bats are cute.

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R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

Poor kids! 😱

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Your post prompted me to do some of the weirdest Googling ever: Q. How often do bats procreate? A. Most bats give birth to only one or two pups per year. However, some species, like the Seminole and Yellow Bat, can produce 3-4 pups per year. The exact number varies depending on the bat species.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Good riddance. And not soon enough. Just another casualty in Trump world, proof that all the money in the world can't buy ethics or dignity.

Anyone taking bets on when Kate Miller will deliver?? Count me in on that. 🙄

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P123Sunny's avatar

Idk isn’t it all for show? He might be just leaving the ‘spotlight’ (as it were), but can continue to orchestrate from behind a curtain… is Rump REALLY mad at VPutiN, or just throwing a little bread to the circus.

Change my mind.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Who really knows? 🤷‍♀️

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P123Sunny's avatar

Just for laughs, let’s not give ANY OF THIS the benefit of the doubt (like the msm does😒)… like for the next 10 years

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arne link's avatar

What is the over-under on this?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Eva Porter's avatar

Gonna say this daily. May they reap what they sow

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Preach!!!

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Gini Kramer's avatar

Steven Miller must be one godawful husband to make his wife leave him for Elon Musk. Ew!

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Gini Kramer's avatar

How could anyone with such a family history turn into such a monster?

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Dave Drell's avatar

Excellent put down of Miller - he is certainly a disgrace!

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If you liked that, you should see what his childhood rabbi said about him.

https://forward.com/opinion/670756/stephen-miller-rabbi-trump-harris-jewish-values/

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂 I thought the same thing!

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Phil Burns's avatar

The Space Nazi is still a menace with his merry band of data stealers. Why the fuck can't we sue this administration for mental anguish? Elon's offspring probably has more intelligence than Orange Hitler.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Yes. I'm afraid, Phil, that the repercussions of all that data theft will take years to reveal.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Yep, that I know.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised if that theft turns out to be among the worst of the worst from f+elon & co.

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Phil Burns's avatar

It's more than theft, his actions are killing people around the world.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

I didn't want to "like" your comment, Phil, but I do agree with it.

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Phil Burns's avatar

I understand. It's hard to 'like' a comment that points out truth like this.

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

We’re gonna need a global smudging ceremony to cleanse the timeline after this guy. Elon’s reign was like watching a tech bro LARP as a Bond villain—but with worse fashion and no exit strategy. May his legacy be remembered not in rocket launches but in the collective side-eye of a weary planet. Good riddance to the Silicon Savior who thought empathy was a software glitch.

—Virgin Monk Boy 🕊️🔥

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