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today in Shit That Happened White I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

Dear Leader was sundowning at 8:30 in the morning. this is what he posted to his crappy app:

"I HOPE EVERYBODY AT REDEDICATE 250 IS HAVING A GOOD TIME. IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP, JUST HAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL, BOTH INSIDE AND OUT, RACHAEL C.D., GIVE ME A CALL. I’M BACK FROM CHINA!!! President DJT"

who the fuck are you talking to, Donny?

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116589922190393582

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I mean, clearly, he thought he was texting someone

HI2thDoc's avatar

He is now confusing texting with posting to his prevarication vehicle. Demented old predator trapped in his own failing cesspool of confusion

Cyndi's avatar

Is "Rededicate 250" that Christofascist mock prayer service on the Mall this weekend?

Hey, at least he remembers it was China he was visiting!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Sounds like he's trying to get out of it.

Brad Yazell's avatar

WTF is Rachael CD?

myhoopbabies's avatar

I think he's talking about Rachel Campos-Duffy, Sean Duffy's disgusting Maga wife. She must be coordinating the prayer meeting shitshow.

Brad Yazell's avatar

Yes. And of course he had to make a comment on her looks.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Ugh! She must be bringing their 9 kids.

Bob Kent's avatar

A Cross Dresser??

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Ever wonder what the antidote to Trumpism is?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

"A big IQ has never helped anyone with a tiny heart." Truth.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I read it. Oh my god. Incredible.

Karen Yaholnitsky's avatar

I read the article. Very moving and a big reality check.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I read it and it is incredible.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Thanks so much for sharing this.

Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

Thank you SO much for posting! Incredible.

SethTriggs's avatar

Rachael Campos-Duffy I guess!

Nancie's avatar

Even if he was texting, would the recipient understand the message????

Diana's avatar

Just had a good chuckle...thanks I feel much better!

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I think Trump was thinking he was addressing his multitudes of admirers.

Jen's avatar

15,000+ people liked that nonsense, which says more about them than it does about him.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

What is he even talking about? For me this rant is particularly disturbing.

Claudia in her living room surrounded by plants and sunlight is truly adorable.

Love this photo. Thanks Jeff.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

All his rants and just watching him is disturbing.

myhoopbabies's avatar

I just want him to keep that incoherent posting going because it's becoming harder to deny that his brain is full of mashed potatoes.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Rotting mashed potatoes.

Cathy Wray's avatar

... and definitely moldy!!

myhoopbabies's avatar

Yeah, not fair to mashed potatoes, which I like. How about rotting, moldy liver and onions?

T L Mills's avatar

Well, I happen to like liver and onions--although not moldy ones. How comparing his brain to durian...the custardy textured Southeast Asian fruit that smells like a combination of rotting onions, raw sewage, garlic and smelly gym socks?

Jane S.'s avatar

Mashed potatoes that my dog ate and then vomited and are now rotting

Merrill's avatar

Several news stories this week tell the story of Trump/MAGA's pending demise.

1. Trump offers to settle his frivolous $10 billion lawsuit against the FBI by setting up a $1.7 billion non-audit slush fund through which he can pay his cronies (and himself). To push his royal presence further he's threatening to withhold Medicaid funding from California because of purported fraud. The irony will be noticed by the majority of Americans voters.

2. The Iran war has cost US gasoline consumers $45 billion so far and projected to cost $172 billion by end of the year, as reported in the WSJ today. Trump continues to claim his war is only about Iran's nuclear ambitions while global oil producers make their largest profits in years. Ask any driver of a 14 wheel long haul truck (all Trump supporters) how they feel about the price of diesel fuel. Hint: they're really pissed.

3. Racist gerrymandering across the South is polling very badly for MAGA and activating more Democrats and independents. This level of right wing fascism will backfire in November.

Teri Gelini's avatar

I like to think his brain is full of crazed squirrels or raccoons.

Kay-El's avatar

I’m sure Melonhead would like to know who Rachel is too.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Only if she's under 30, blonde, and seriously delusional in her devotion to him

Flo Plazo's avatar

The rent a wife doesn't give a fuck about anything unless she's paid to.

Diana's avatar

Do you blame her? Ewwww!

HI2thDoc's avatar

She made her bed, now she can wallow in it.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

More like she made her STY.

Flo Plazo's avatar

she is just as odious as her husband

Eskaveeda's avatar

WTF is he even tweet-truthing about??? You know, if I were a journalist, I would ask, 'WTF is wrong with you????’ I’m not afraid of that sack of rancid meat. I’m 65, so younger, fitter and smarter. Plus, I live in Scotland, and Scotland fucking hates him.

Anyway, love today’s photos, as always. Very calming. And I love your living room! Enjoy the rest of your Sunday 🎶

Leu2500's avatar
3hEdited

His walking printer has access to the felon's SM login. So we can no longer assume that posts are his.

The WH press pool reported at 10:30 that they were loaded into their vans. So it appears that the motorcade will be taking a drive to the golf course. But they sat for like an hour yesterday b4 the motorcade departed.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I've assumed that almost all posts AREN'T his for at least a year. The mostly-correct punctuation, somewhat sophisticated phrasing, and the use of two-syllable words give it away.

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

Dear Jeff, one day will you tell us the story of how you met Claudia? Part of me wants it to be love at first sight or how you met in kindergarten and another part of me wants it to be how she played hard to get because you were such a smartass. Or maybe she saw you and asked you out and it rendered you momentarily speechless. or maybe she was your prison penpal? TELL US PLEASE!!! 😃

Miselle's avatar

OH MY LORD!

If ONLY about a million folks texted back and said "yeah, dude! You can resign, that would be a BIGLY HELP!!"

Lady Emsworth's avatar

This reminds me VIVIDLY of when 26,000 KKK members were permitted to march down Pennsylvania Avenue in 1926.

100 years ago - we haven't come far, have we?

myhoopbabies's avatar

"Rachel Campos-Duffy was on the ground at the National Mall to host and cover the "Rededicate 250" event, a massive national celebration of prayer and praise for America's 250th birthday. During the event, she also promoted her book, All American Patriotism." Sean Duffy's reality TV, Fox & Friends host wife and all-around putrid human. So yeah, he thought he was texting.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Rededicate 250 is the totally unconstitutional, massive Christian Nationalist prayer meeting trump is allowing to happen today at the White House. I say "allowing, but he's actually one of the speakers, along with Mike Johnson, Pete Hegseth, Franklin Graham, Timothy Dolan, Jonathon Falwell, and several more CN supporters.

Who "Rachael" is, I would say "God alone knows" - but it's more probably "Old Nick,"

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Trump isn't actually attending. He recorded a video message. Maybe he'll talk about his love for Two Corinthians.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Man, I wanna party with THESE guys! Is Dolan the only Papist in attendance? He's only there because he feuded with Pope Leo. My only question is how are they gonna grift some additional Somalians from this Holy Joe-a-Rama?

T L Mills's avatar

😠😠🤯🤯😡😡😡😡 the more Christo-fascist events he holds in the WH, appearing to be sponsored by the government, the harder those parasites are going to be to pry out and kick their theocratic butts out the door. this is going to cause trouble down the road, I just know it.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Is anyone else thinking ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST?

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I WAS IN CHINA! SO SOLLY! I GOT DOGWALKED LIKE A DAMN DOG. (THey eat them over there!!!) Rachel CD call me (telephone emoji).

I'm wondering that if you call an escort "Rachel CD" it means Rachel Cross Dresser, in the same way that if you saw an escort was calling herself "TSDestinee" you're about to hire an escort with a li'l something extra.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Government of self-entitled assholes” — this should be the chief campaign slogan for the next election. Assuming we have next elections. Happy Sunday, everybody. Or most everybody.

And those photos of Missus Spouse are just lovely. Thank you for sharing them. It dampens the rage a bit.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Or Government of Anal Sphincters or G.A.S.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Diaper Don has no self-control, so he both has and is an incontinent anal sphincter

Mike Hammer's avatar

Often seen during the dry season as a fecalith.

Leu2500's avatar

john Ossoff coined "Epstein class" which is shorter. & is a reference to the first issue that started fracturing the felon's support.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Until it fractures support with party officials and elected representatives, nothing about Epstein and his crimes will matter. Fatfuck had his own modeling agency trafficking Eastern European girls.

Leu2500's avatar

a number of people have said that we have to wait until after the primaries for politicians to break with him. see what happened to those state house Rs in Indiana that didn't vote to draw a new map. & Sen of Cassidy of LA was defeated in the primary yesterday. His sin? something like he voted to convict the felon in one of the impeachment trials. & Rep Massey of KY is being primaried for the sin of sponsoring the Epstein files law.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The conclusion I draw is there is no longer a GOP, just the MAGA cult of personality. The sane people have mostly left.

But if you look at polls and special elections, Trump is deeply underwater. (Maybe Patel was looking for him.) That's a good sign for November.

Mike Hammer's avatar

That’s good. Also the ruling class

Diana's avatar

Exactly....❤

Robert Eckert's avatar

Pet peeve: in "government of the people, by the people, and for the people" the phrase "government of the people" means that the people are the ones being governed (and they are being governed by themselves, for their own benefit). The self-entitled assholes are NOT being governed. This is "government of the REST OF US by the self-entitled assholes, and for the self-entitled assholes"

Mary B Dietrick's avatar

Thank you for the daily pictures of Claudia. They help me calm down after reading the rest of your post!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

they calm me down, too

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Your living room itself, with all the plants and homey touches, looks very soothing.

Charlene's avatar
3hEdited

I read this today on FB, the Democratic Voice: Every time Mike Johnson says "I don't know anything about it," a reporter needs to say: How can Americans expect you to do your job if you don't know anything about anything?"

It reminded me of your: The first reporter who stands up and says (to Trump) "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer.

Paula Dean's avatar

If his only source of information is FOX NEWS and Newsmax, you can't expect him to have any useful/accurate updates. I doubt any maga politicians ever watch the news, unless it's to see themselves perform for trumple-thin-skin. They need to be sure they praised him enough....and that's an impossible task!

BigDaddy52's avatar

Makes me wonder what info his staff feeds him.

FilmArtPhoto's avatar

Well if that bimbo who follows him around… “Printer Barbie”…is any indication …. They just keep telling him how much he’s “winning” 🥴

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I'd ask him where he got his edited copy of the Bible that omits the part about not bearing false witness.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Desecration of our national monuments and our sacred sites honoring those who gave their lives for us is one of trump's most visible actions. I am sad and enraged that the military personnel involved in the Arlington National Cemetery and the USS Arizona Memorial debacles felt compelled to comply with these disrespectful and superlatively inappropriate frivolous romps. Fuck trump, Patel, and all of MAGA for their defilement of America.

Mingo's avatar

I didn't think that military leaders answered to FBI heads. Yes, shame on those military personnel for allowing that desecration by a drunken frat boy and his cronies.

HI2thDoc's avatar

FBI is not in the chain of command, absolutely. I wish they would have told Patel to Fuck Off in no uncertain terms. I will refrain here from impugning the reputation of our military and chalk these incidents up to individuals who are MAGA or unable to say no.

BigDaddy52's avatar

They don't, but when the entire regime is colluding in assholery, it's no prob for trash patel to reach out to secdoof hogsbreath for a solid.

Leu2500's avatar

fine. SecDrunk can help reimburse taxpayers for using the Seals.

Nancie's avatar

Pretty certain the order to comply came from someone at the top of the chain of command. Had those leaders refused, they would have been fired by Hegseth and immediately replaced with someone more willing to comply with whatever the executive branch demands of them.

myhoopbabies's avatar

Patel is a 15 year old who has access to all the "cool" shit in the country and he's going to smash and grab whatever he can while he's there. Who are those people who joined him at Pearl Harbor? Why are there so many Americans who support and participate in this foul behavior ?

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Lol, I am offended on behalf of 15 year-olds who I would venture to say might have more sense than that idiot.

Cathy Carrozza's avatar

I also thought about why Navy Seals brought these assholes to a sacred memorial to snorkel? So far the military has been very compliant! Ending with those lovely pictures of Claudia is the light at the end of the tunnel! Thank you Jeff!!

Jan Moon's avatar

I also wonder about the Navy SEALS. How could a bankrupt piece of cow dung just commandeer a team of Navy Seals for such a cluster fuck as that?

Yes, the photos of Claudia are so uplifting. Thank you, Jeff, for sharing them with us.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

My friend Tom’s dad was supposed to be aboard Arizona that morning but he was over at Hickam playing poker with an Air Corps buddy from Texas. On a hot streak and losing track of the time, he saw the sun coming up and knew he was about to be late for his watch. He thought “one more hand” and the bombs started falling. Like most of the guys he figured it was a drill until the explosions began in earnest.

He hustled back to Pearl in time to see his ship shoveling out fire and smoke as she sank at her moorings, oil burning on the water and his shipmates—burned, screaming—thrashing around. His friends were killed when Arizona was blown apart by a Nakajima B5N dropping a converted 16‑inch armor‑piercing naval shell, a Type 99 Number 80 bomb of about 1,760 pounds, which punched through the forward decks and detonated the magazines.

The man told me about this decades later, tears in his eyes. "My best friend and I shared the same birthday. He was going to cover for me if I was late." It hurt as much as ever. I am glad he didn't live to see this.

Kash holding a VIP snorkel party over a mass grave where more than a thousand US sailors are still entombed is desecration dressed as a flex. Kash is the most despicable figure in America THIS WEEK.

Next week it will be another embarrassing, horrifying, enraging obscenity. Probably Drunkle Pete's new memo about the new "military justice" or something awful

Goody.

Joyce's avatar

I wish this could be read on every news outlet across the nation. This is why what Ka$hyap did was so unspeakable. And why it was unforgiveable that Navy Seals accommodated him in this desecration.

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

agreed. it's a obscene

Mike Hammer's avatar

I think of Kash Patel as Roy Cohn having a bad LSD trip and making a big deal of it. See you in Valhalla! (He actually said that.).

Alison Parker's avatar

I've been to the USS Arizona memorial, and let me tell you, the last fucking thing I was thinking about while there was GOING FOR A FUCKING SWIM. What a soulless piece of trash.

DrBDH's avatar

My grandfather served on the Arizona during WWI. He was so upset by the Pearl Harbor attack, he tried to reenlist but was deemed too old. His son, however, joined the Marines at 17 and fought his way across the Pacific. I invite Kash and his snorkeling buddies to do a little scuba cave exploring in the Maldives.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I so wish your grandpa, in the shape he was in WWI, could have a few minutes in a room with Patel.

Susan Jane's avatar

What a sad story that is! Brilliant marine scientists lost their lives.

Mark Slattery's avatar

No worries for MAGA. trump's overdue for a public groping of the American flag to make everything better. I'm guessing when trump fondles the flag he's pretending it's a 15-yr-old Ivanka.

BigDaddy52's avatar

What bugshit fuckwittery will the giant orange turd perpetrate this Memorial Day? Any bets he's pictured executing his janky salute somewhere?

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I can't worry about it because I'm more scared of what he has in mind for July 4th.

Mingo's avatar

This whole wrecking crew is drunk on power. The collective of misfits starting with the orange demented blob has put our economy in the toilet. I'm ready for the immorality, the corruption and depravity to end ASAP.

Bethie U's avatar

When I first heard about the snorkeling trip at Pearl Harbor, I thought “Dude, there are LOTS of better places to snorkel on Oahu”. Of course it wasn’t about seeing awesome sea creatures, but about desecration of a holy spot, because he’s fucking grand poobah of the FBI! (and self-entitled asshole) I’ve visited there and it’s one solemn and serious place. Isn’t there anyone in the military capable of saying, “No! You will NOT do that!”???

Patty Peek's avatar

Just when you think that they have reached the bottom rung of despicable behavior….

Jerrold Marsh's avatar

Every day brings a new atrocity.

Susan Jane's avatar

It's drill baby drill when they are looking for new lows of despicable behavior.

Diana's avatar

Really Patty, it just keeps piling up...every single day!

Dan Beach's avatar

If ever there was a sorry group of individuals with absolutely no Situational Awareness, it's this lot. How the country has managed to function at all with them cavorting, I do not know. Cross-country ventures, beer parties at sports events, snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Howard Lutnick; just a sampling of the excesses of this "Cabinet." Not a bright bunch.

BigDaddy52's avatar

This isn't a cabinet, it's a junk drawer.

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

All those honored dead and then there’s Patel hosting a party literally pissed while pissing on their graves. The criminally insane of Murder Inc. USA continue to engage in unleashed, despicable behavior. 86 47

Ann Anderson's avatar

Underwater no one can see you drink.

Jerrold Marsh's avatar

There is no bottom for these shit bags.

HI2thDoc's avatar
2hEdited

It is obviously too much to ask that drumpf and his entire regime have any boundaries. The disrespect they show to everything should make it plain that they do not love our nation. America is just another thing they use for their own purposes.

Diana's avatar

When campaigning the first term and he said those terrible things about gold star families, a disabled reporter and John McCain...I was livid! What? There's a huge list of inappropriate and backstabbing things he...and then his Administration has done with no one saying WTF? Trying to destroy our Country, while raking in millions for themselves...its a huge list! Can't wait till its over!