I don’t see that as a possibility, based on their past behavior. They seem to accept - no, embrace - at face value, whatever insanity staggers down the pike.
That's so true. There's a man in my daughter's extended family who swears to this day that the people in Springfield, Ohio are still eating the family pets. There's no convincing him otherwise. I stay far away from him.
There are definitely a few or more Magats but they don't have the balls to say anything. If Biden had said Dump was a robot, the GOP would've lost what's left of their hypnotized minds. Then again, most robots are smarter and much less dangerous then the nauseating, clueless taco turd. You have to wonder how far this insane shit goes before it's too late? The fact that 71 world leaders have canceled their plans to visit the White House should be sending a very strong message.
It was reported as 73 world leaders and it was seen on FB, Bluesky, LinkedIn and Twitter. However, Snopes is saying there is no evidence to support this info. Can't necessarily believe that Snopes is correct 100% of the time or world leaders are fighting for position in line to meet with Dump.
Ahh....I see that Snopes says the story was written as satire. Still, I think you're right thst there aren't too many leaders lining up to kiss the ring.
When Donny kicks there will be a promise that he’ll rise from the dead in two weeks. Not in three days, in two weeks, the standard tRump time window he promises for doing things he has no ability or intention to do
If we think he smells bad *now*, just wait until he's been dead for a fortnight. (I've always wanted context to use the word "fortnight" so thank you for your service.)
And they always say "the tax cuts", never following up with the actual tallies of who has the bestest "tax cuts". No, "tax cuts for the uber wealthy and you middle class and poor will save $30". And this goes for all the corporate newspapers as well.
Not likely. That would mean that they would have to admit that they were wrong about “dear leader” and everything else he spews. If they did that their entire existence of hatred for anyone who is not a believer would come crashing down. They could not handle that. It’s safer to live in that bubble of ignorance and inanity.
Cognitive dissonance. Those MAGATS are too invested to be wrong…and they’re always wrong…creates a very weird dynamic. Not only does MAGA fit the definition of a cult, it reigns supreme in cult history. It will be studied for many years.
I think it's more like they can't say "ok that is a line too far" because then they have to look at everything and then they would see how all of it is nuts. So they just either agree with it or ignore it or think it's code for something. Sigh
They don’t get the same memos we do… also I just heard a very simple thing: they WANT to like him, so that’s why all the ‘creative-thinking’, excuse making :/?
He was up to some serious stupidity today. Telling people to avoid the Ivy League and MIT. Be like him, go to some Baptist diploma mill, major in snake-handing, and end up a human rubber stamp in the sticky mitt of a 79 year old toddler
LOL their mad godking and a fair number of their Executive Branch went to Ivies (well the pricktator "went" to Penn in the sense that he was sometimes physically on campus). They just have the power to keep playing in our faces. Hell Pope Slayer doesn't count as an "elite" after going to an Ivy and being sponsored by a billionaire.
That's because any success the pope-slayer had, came as a result of sucking on to Peter Thiel, who gave him three different jobs in his businesses, all of which he whiffed. Then Thiel gave up, and gave him money and told him where to put it to appear successful enough to run for senator. It did not work with the even creepier protege, Blake Masters though. He looks too much like a younger Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons".
No, people should go to land grant colleges (Berkeley comes to mind.) Or do what my father (professor at Berkeley for 28 years) said, find a college that is the best in what you want to study or what you're most interested in, and apply there. You'd be surprised how many little colleges have the best departments or teachers in one tiny field. I don't even know Ohio (drove through it once), but the University of Miami (Ohio) and University of Cincinnati have very good departments in unique fields. Or do it the cheap way, two years in a public junior college, and two years in a state college. I suggest nursing as the best degree. My niece is a nurse practitioner and is practically a doctor in general medical expertise.
Also, Oberlin College and Conservatory (north central Ohio) was the first co-ed liberal arts school in the country, and graduated the first black woman in the U.S. with a liberal arts degree. Its Conservatory is world class.
Apparently, Donny thru a hissy fit because he wasn't informed about Ukraine's drone attack on Russian aircraft. Apparently, he has the right hump with Zelenski for not telling him. I wonder why Zelenski didn't tell him and Kegseth
In addition, Zelensky can’t trust the mango moron( or his clueless minions) with ANY of his military moves…like Charles stated earlier— operational security is paramount in this type of situation.
That pious sniveling sack of shit lying his ass off that his big beautiful bill is not going to add to the deficit was gaslighting to such an extreme, MAGA Mike needs to be taken down hard.
If the narrative is following the facts on the ground, it’s hopping around like a cricket on a hot griddle anyway, why try to pull it together like it makes sense? Your readers can keep up.
“Trump has been a disaster for US trade, weapons system sales, tourism apart from all the internal issues. Why his support remains in double figures amazes me.”
I don't believe they have. The corporate owned media is still talking about Biden's age, do you think they could focus on the real problem that the incompetent-in-chief is insane?
every 10 minutes there's another unbelievable moment in the oval office...we are so far passed, "you can't make this shit up", that you can't even see, "you can't make this shit up" in the rear view mirror!
The magas make ALL of us look cool. I think that is the center of the problem. We are not cool. We just have ALWAYS studied dedicated ourselves to support and building a better nation. It wasn’t done without sacrifice.
Too bad Donald is unable to read.. I guess we will have to do everything in cartoon or picture format… I’m sure he’s feeling big sad cause his buddy Vlad got a third of his Air Force destroyed, got his nuclear submarine base destroyed, got his huge spy planes destroyed, got a enormous munitions depot destroyed, the attack extended deep inside the Russia. Oh I forgot to mention the Russian stock market is in free fall.. Fellow Travelers if you have the time check out the Russian delegation to the peace talks today in Turkey..they all look like they have corncobs stuck up their asses…Big Sad🌮
The world is on to both Donnie Dipshit and Tulsi the Useless. On trade the rest of the world is just telling Donnie to fuck off. On intelligence it's pretty obvious that no one is sharing anything that matters with Tulsi and by extension Donnie. They know that anything they share will immediately be shared with Vlad or just ignored. And then MAGA gets big mad when Ukraine blows up almost half of the Russian bomber force without asking Donnie's permission. Every day it just gets worse...
Every time I see what Ukraine pulled off with those bombs I can’t help but smile. Comedians are some of the smartest people in the world, I’ve always said so. Zelenskyy rules!
I watch Ukraine Today and of course Jake Brody both shows are respected by me for sure. It was total genius they made a delivery directly to four locations surrounding Moscow with programmed boxes to all open automatically at the same time these boxes contained hundreds of droned trained to hit PLANES and boy did they! 40 in a day incredibly done it was all Zelensky brain work.
He also has a law degree which no one ever mentions, and he and his wife had a small production studio. He's far more than a comedian, Putin just put that out there to denigrate him. (Not that most comedians are not highly intelligent, except for the maga-types)
Add to that list Canada saying "Freeloading, eh? Ok, no more buying fighter jets, tankers, or defense and surveillance software from y'all anymore. PS, how's the bourbon and tourism industries doing down there these days?"
Few things will give me the warm fuzzies the way watching the Canadians and Europeans cancel contracts with US war profiteers and with Musk. The Tesla Takedown is going to morph into the Starlink takedown pretty quickly, and it couldn't be happening to a more deserving ketamine addict.
I I agree with everything you wrote, except for saying Biden has dementia. There is no question that there is what I would consider normal cognitive decline that comes with age. My mother-in-law was very much in that sort of decline. But her physicians made clear that despite her fears it was not any sort of full-blown dementia. Now that’s not to say that it’s a good idea for someone to have this role of such importance. but I would not say he has dementia.
See this is where writing with no tone can get us into a lot of trouble. Thank you for clarifying that. I have. They are just horrible people. And sadly, one of my siblings is one of those horrible people. But he’s out of my life now. Crazy crazy people.
Writing that it would mean someone created on purpose a malfunctioning robot with dementia can be interpreted to mean that the writer believes he has dementia. That was my point.
No one else interpreted what Jeff wrote to mean that Jeff thinks Biden has dementia. He's lampooning what the right thinks. Just as with my other comment that it was obviously the Clintons who killed him -- obviously I do not actually believe that and no one reading my comment would think I did.
It’s bad enough to have to argue with MAGats, I really hate when people who should be allies nitpick. I did not see your other comment as I don’t have time to read over 200 comments. Hope you feel better for being an ass to another person who hates tRUMP. Have a lovely evening.
Good lord, how am I being an ass to you by simply noting that you misread something Jeff wrote and offered an unnecessary critique? You are the one looking like an ass here by being so stubborn and completely unwilling to admit that maybe you just mistook something. All you had to do was say "Oh yeah, okay, guess I read it wrong". That's it. You're behaving like an obstinate child. Grow up.
What would happen if NPR found lookalikes for Faux Noise bobbleheads and studio setups and had them deliver real facts in a special feed to the White House?
Revamping the briefing is kinda like closing the barn door after the cows have gone. Or in this case the syphilitic raccoons. That's all that's left in the pricktator's cranium.
Well you're gonna get this when the only people with accountability are Democrats.
I'm just looking forward to the court filings, because CERTAINLY, knowing now (at least--I'm SURE he had to know then) that he was defeated by a roboclone must change the posture as they say for his previous court cases about the 2020 election?
"The undersigned Plaintiff wishes to reopen the above-captioned case, noting that Defendant is a clone/robot..."
Please, please let this happen, and please let the judge say, "Okay, enough--you fucking morons can go to trial on this." And Biden absolutely HAS to be called as a witness in his own defense, and the whole rabid monkey circus HAS to be televised, and I will sink every dime I have into popcorn futures.
Yes they were besties who preyed together for at least a decade. I think Epstein was how he got Melania. (through one of Epstein's parties, she was too old for Epstein's taste.)
The woman who spoke up about Epstein (the one in the pic with Prince Andrew) and caused him and Maxwell to be indicted, met Epstein at Mar a Lardo. Maxwell nabbed her there.
The only answer is not to play. I think the world is learning quickly, don’t play. We, on the other hand are stuck with our Mad Ludwig of Bavaria reincarnation. As for Joe Biden, I’m going with cyborg. I watched the Terminator series. It could work.
Jeff, when I heard Tulsi was thinking of “broadcasting” the daily briefings to him, I laughed. But I kinda have to give her a teensy bit of credit for trying. Stephen Miller is too distraught right now to think about how to get the lies to his boss.
When Russia's Girlfriend, unqualified self-promoter Tulsi is actually trying to do something, we know we are in deeeeeper shit than 'Murikkka has ever been in before.
The Space Nazi wooed that garbage dump of Gehenna skank with his silverware spaceship talents. Hopefully Stevie Blunder sees them burning in hell & jumps into the incinerator to save her. Burn two, get one free.
Does anyone even know if we're supposed to be laughing or crying during this never-ending clusterfuck of an administration? Laugh 'til we cry? Cry 'til we laugh?
Go march. It really helps. First the sign making. You have to really pin point the main problems which is overwhelming. Then get supplies. Which are all gone. So, look for card board from stores shipments which have been broken down. Then felt tip markers. Ok there are the erase type and other. Most already gone.
Part 2: THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN PUT ON YOUR SIGN. ENDLESS!!!
Next week. Another sign. Old one waaay out of date. Paper glue tape over old. Next week. Tape two together. You discover that the wind blows you away.
Week 4; poster gets more abbreviated smaller. Only one due to wind.
By now you really know what to say on your board. And small I am thinking of air holes to combat the wind.
Last week: a really big gust of wind, I grabbed for the pole near me- impaled my neighbor’s tip of his flag pole into my arm.
8 stitches, antibiotics tetanus shots, no golf or tennis for one week.
I went to urgent care they were terrific. They took terrific care of me. It hurts waaay less today Tomorrow evening I can take all bandages off and shower lightly clean area.
*waves to Larry and Deb, to whom I said at 7pm last night, 'I have no idea what I'm writing about tomorrow'*
At some point, doesn’t the collective MAGAT hive mind say, “Okay, not even we can believe this shit?”
They already drank the Kool-aid. There's no turning back.
They drank the Koolaid and have been back for seconds. And thirds and…..
Yes, they have an IV of it running at a constant drip, in the form of Fox News propaganda station.
I don’t see that as a possibility, based on their past behavior. They seem to accept - no, embrace - at face value, whatever insanity staggers down the pike.
That's so true. There's a man in my daughter's extended family who swears to this day that the people in Springfield, Ohio are still eating the family pets. There's no convincing him otherwise. I stay far away from him.
I blame Reagan, those people used to be able to get mental help.
Once committed, no turning back…
*ALL* of them should be committed!
There are definitely a few or more Magats but they don't have the balls to say anything. If Biden had said Dump was a robot, the GOP would've lost what's left of their hypnotized minds. Then again, most robots are smarter and much less dangerous then the nauseating, clueless taco turd. You have to wonder how far this insane shit goes before it's too late? The fact that 71 world leaders have canceled their plans to visit the White House should be sending a very strong message.
Rick, where did you get the info about the 71 world leaders? I'd love to read the article and add it to my files.
It was reported as 73 world leaders and it was seen on FB, Bluesky, LinkedIn and Twitter. However, Snopes is saying there is no evidence to support this info. Can't necessarily believe that Snopes is correct 100% of the time or world leaders are fighting for position in line to meet with Dump.
Ahh....I see that Snopes says the story was written as satire. Still, I think you're right thst there aren't too many leaders lining up to kiss the ring.
My wife found it on one of the social media sites. I'll try to find out which one and let you know.
Thanks! I keep a record of a lot of this....stuff, if I need a citation for a blog post.
All world leaders should avoid the WH until Donny leaves
No. It's a religion. Believing the unbelievable is how it works.
When Donny kicks there will be a promise that he’ll rise from the dead in two weeks. Not in three days, in two weeks, the standard tRump time window he promises for doing things he has no ability or intention to do
I dunno, Bob…his healthcare plan will be ready this time…in 2 weeks.
And here’s one i just became aware of :
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/29/with-putin-trumps-decision-is-often-two-weeks-away-00374940
He has no plan for Put-it-in. It’s obvious - they don’t know what to do- this moronic brain trust is inexperienced and
incapable of making any decisions.
And after two weeks, there will be "sightings" of him all over the world.
Ugh just like "Fat Elvis".
Only difference being that Elvis wouldn't be scary! 😉
If we think he smells bad *now*, just wait until he's been dead for a fortnight. (I've always wanted context to use the word "fortnight" so thank you for your service.)
Glad to be of service
RELIGION, the inability to discern fact from fiction.
I shut down all religious conversations by saying, "All religion is superstition."
It's faster than saying, "My invisible friend is better than *your* invisible friend."
Brilliant! 😊❤️
Fox News *helps* by not mentioning the Medicaid cuts once - yet mentioning ‘Biden’ 38 times on one show…
And they always say "the tax cuts", never following up with the actual tallies of who has the bestest "tax cuts". No, "tax cuts for the uber wealthy and you middle class and poor will save $30". And this goes for all the corporate newspapers as well.
great line. I am saving for possible use, even 'just' in the context of discussions about religion: Believing the unbelievable is how it works.
Not likely. That would mean that they would have to admit that they were wrong about “dear leader” and everything else he spews. If they did that their entire existence of hatred for anyone who is not a believer would come crashing down. They could not handle that. It’s safer to live in that bubble of ignorance and inanity.
Cognitive dissonance. Those MAGATS are too invested to be wrong…and they’re always wrong…creates a very weird dynamic. Not only does MAGA fit the definition of a cult, it reigns supreme in cult history. It will be studied for many years.
I could write a dissertation on 'it' right now!
The MAGAts always need more cowbell. They are the reapers, no need to fear him.
Inanity or insanity?
Both - they're not mutually exclusive when it comes to magatville.
They are no longer rational beings. Cult brainwashing at work.
In way I feel sorry for them, because they never were rational. Or I would, if they weren't so venal.
Certainly not! That would be blasphemy to them.
No
I think it's more like they can't say "ok that is a line too far" because then they have to look at everything and then they would see how all of it is nuts. So they just either agree with it or ignore it or think it's code for something. Sigh
No.
IKR
You’d think …
They don’t get the same memos we do… also I just heard a very simple thing: they WANT to like him, so that’s why all the ‘creative-thinking’, excuse making :/?
Attack Mike Johnson, jeff.
I did this morning.
It was fun.
Ima get my twitter friends to spam it to his twitter.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/mike-tinyweewee-johnson-is-most-certainly
I had Mike Johnson bookmarked as a possibility for today
He was up to some serious stupidity today. Telling people to avoid the Ivy League and MIT. Be like him, go to some Baptist diploma mill, major in snake-handing, and end up a human rubber stamp in the sticky mitt of a 79 year old toddler
LOL their mad godking and a fair number of their Executive Branch went to Ivies (well the pricktator "went" to Penn in the sense that he was sometimes physically on campus). They just have the power to keep playing in our faces. Hell Pope Slayer doesn't count as an "elite" after going to an Ivy and being sponsored by a billionaire.
That's because any success the pope-slayer had, came as a result of sucking on to Peter Thiel, who gave him three different jobs in his businesses, all of which he whiffed. Then Thiel gave up, and gave him money and told him where to put it to appear successful enough to run for senator. It did not work with the even creepier protege, Blake Masters though. He looks too much like a younger Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons".
No, people should go to land grant colleges (Berkeley comes to mind.) Or do what my father (professor at Berkeley for 28 years) said, find a college that is the best in what you want to study or what you're most interested in, and apply there. You'd be surprised how many little colleges have the best departments or teachers in one tiny field. I don't even know Ohio (drove through it once), but the University of Miami (Ohio) and University of Cincinnati have very good departments in unique fields. Or do it the cheap way, two years in a public junior college, and two years in a state college. I suggest nursing as the best degree. My niece is a nurse practitioner and is practically a doctor in general medical expertise.
For instance, the University of Akron (Ohio) has one of the best polymer chemistry departments in the world.
Also, Oberlin College and Conservatory (north central Ohio) was the first co-ed liberal arts school in the country, and graduated the first black woman in the U.S. with a liberal arts degree. Its Conservatory is world class.
I would love to see that accurate assessment of him go viral!
Apparently, Donny thru a hissy fit because he wasn't informed about Ukraine's drone attack on Russian aircraft. Apparently, he has the right hump with Zelenski for not telling him. I wonder why Zelenski didn't tell him and Kegseth
Operational security. They would have went running to Putin.
EXACTO! Why would Z tell them any military moves and/or strategy- they threw him out of the WH.
In addition, Zelensky can’t trust the mango moron( or his clueless minions) with ANY of his military moves…like Charles stated earlier— operational security is paramount in this type of situation.
Feel free to base of our psych profile as you like Jeff. Might help boost the opinion
Fucking Ned Flanders in the flesh
Except Ned Flanders is not a pervert who watches porn with his son.
Johnson is a possibility everyday.
That pious sniveling sack of shit lying his ass off that his big beautiful bill is not going to add to the deficit was gaslighting to such an extreme, MAGA Mike needs to be taken down hard.
I bet Johnson only lets his wife do missionary position while he searches online for gay porn.
Who thinks Johnson is closeted? I do.
Oh I clearly do, else Id not have written an article about it.
Yes, Holy Mike totally creeps me out!Ugh! He’s one nasty piece of work/shit.
I'm wondering if MAGA Mike likes to dress up in maid outfits like Glenn Greenwald and kiss other men's feet? He's such a freak that would track.
I don’t think he has enough personality to do it.
Jeff, as long as these idiots are on the earth you'll have something to write about.
there's always stuff to write about. what there isn't always is a way to construct a narrative that flows from one subject to the next
If the narrative is following the facts on the ground, it’s hopping around like a cricket on a hot griddle anyway, why try to pull it together like it makes sense? Your readers can keep up.
Yeah, none of this makes sense! Somebody please make it make sense! 🤪
You should teach a masterclass in it vc you’ve mastered it.
You don’t have a problem doing that Jeff👍
Yeah, they flip flop more than a fish out water.
They are all over everything
We're used to the weave now, so don't worry bout it:)
“Trump has been a disaster for US trade, weapons system sales, tourism apart from all the internal issues. Why his support remains in double figures amazes me.”
- @level90.bsky.social
I don't believe they have. The corporate owned media is still talking about Biden's age, do you think they could focus on the real problem that the incompetent-in-chief is insane?
No focus on that stuff Natalie- big bad bosses told them to sanewash everything. Should actually call it
INSANEWASH - cause what they’re doing is driving us nuts!
There's a lot of stupid out there.
Indeed
every 10 minutes there's another unbelievable moment in the oval office...we are so far passed, "you can't make this shit up", that you can't even see, "you can't make this shit up" in the rear view mirror!
I'm waiting for 'hold my beer' moments.
That's how I am with certain cryptic crossword puzzles. As soon as I consciously, formally "give up," I see how to do it.
Yes, word puzzles and sudoku are our methods of relaxing. I plan on mending at our city council meeting tomorrow evening.
As they say on Wonkette, "Have a week!"
It's always something.
There he goes, ‘Making Biden Cool Again’…
JoeCutus?
I'm down with that. 🖖😎
The magas make ALL of us look cool. I think that is the center of the problem. We are not cool. We just have ALWAYS studied dedicated ourselves to support and building a better nation. It wasn’t done without sacrifice.
1. Since Donny likes to play games, I suggest charades as a way for his staff to deliver his intelligence briefs
2. If Biden is a sophisticated piece of machinery then Trump is a Roomba.
Or a trash compactor.
I am laughing out loud!
Yes to charades! Absolutely.
And if Tulsi put a TV over her head and started talking, viewers would think it’s a commercial about diarrhea.
It’s definitely a shit show.
Garbage disposal.
A toilet
Too much effort required.
Making America Great Again
https://youtu.be/6u3QInIMVME?si=t0Ctbo9DyqPFM6t7
As if. A Roomba is energetic and knows its way around. Trump is a dust pan.
Don’t ever get a Roomba if you have cats.
Ask me how I know this.
My cat literally sits on top of it and rides the damn thing but he’s so fat he broke it 🙄
Oops!😂😂
OK, Morgan, that was my laugh for the WEEK!
We had a scratching post for our cat that had a sleeping platform on top, and he was heavy enough to collapse that. But a Roomba....priceless!
I have a Euphy, but my dog is infuriatingly indifferent to it.
I have one because you can get spare parts to fix it, unlike many others. (I like to repair things rather than throw them out)
I know exactly what you speak of!
I have a roomba and a cat. So why would that not work?
Drumpf is a rusty old bent nail- can’t do anything, is if no use, and needs to be discarded.
Hehehe I just have a old bent nail stuck in my head
Touché
Our Roomba was constantly getting stuck under the couch and other various places but it would still beat Dump in an IQ contest.
Perfect
Perfecto! Happy Pride, ConOld!
He could be a Flowbee, Kay-El
I don't think Donnie has the attention span or imagination for charades.
LOL!
🤣😂🤣🤙🏽 that’s fvcking brilliant!! I can’t stop laughing!! Kay El for the WIN!!
😂😂😂😂😂×2
Make it stop! For the love of all that is holy can someone please make it stop!
Brad, maybe the military parade? Karma.
I'm praying that he chooses an open vehicle for the full parade route.
Or if he's not in the parade but just watching from bleachers, hopefully he'll be out in the open.
The best video coming up will be of the equipment brought in to haul the tank out of the hole made when the street collapsed into the storm drain.
I think that could happen road destruction by things over the weight limits.
Orange Hitler himself is over the load bearing capacity of the roads in DC
Too bad Donald is unable to read.. I guess we will have to do everything in cartoon or picture format… I’m sure he’s feeling big sad cause his buddy Vlad got a third of his Air Force destroyed, got his nuclear submarine base destroyed, got his huge spy planes destroyed, got a enormous munitions depot destroyed, the attack extended deep inside the Russia. Oh I forgot to mention the Russian stock market is in free fall.. Fellow Travelers if you have the time check out the Russian delegation to the peace talks today in Turkey..they all look like they have corncobs stuck up their asses…Big Sad🌮
Lookit what Ukraine has been able to do with the European countries helping them with intel. Huh. Were we actually helping them before?
Russias attack on Ukraine could be an even worse catastrophe than Hitlers invasion of Russia.....Ps dream of conquering Europe has just gone kaput!
The world is on to both Donnie Dipshit and Tulsi the Useless. On trade the rest of the world is just telling Donnie to fuck off. On intelligence it's pretty obvious that no one is sharing anything that matters with Tulsi and by extension Donnie. They know that anything they share will immediately be shared with Vlad or just ignored. And then MAGA gets big mad when Ukraine blows up almost half of the Russian bomber force without asking Donnie's permission. Every day it just gets worse...
Every time I see what Ukraine pulled off with those bombs I can’t help but smile. Comedians are some of the smartest people in the world, I’ve always said so. Zelenskyy rules!
Trojan horse level of war! Genius!
That attack was brilliant!
I watch Ukraine Today and of course Jake Brody both shows are respected by me for sure. It was total genius they made a delivery directly to four locations surrounding Moscow with programmed boxes to all open automatically at the same time these boxes contained hundreds of droned trained to hit PLANES and boy did they! 40 in a day incredibly done it was all Zelensky brain work.
Orange Hitler & Kegstand think you’re talking about condoms
He also has a law degree which no one ever mentions, and he and his wife had a small production studio. He's far more than a comedian, Putin just put that out there to denigrate him. (Not that most comedians are not highly intelligent, except for the maga-types)
Add to that list Canada saying "Freeloading, eh? Ok, no more buying fighter jets, tankers, or defense and surveillance software from y'all anymore. PS, how's the bourbon and tourism industries doing down there these days?"
💪😏
Few things will give me the warm fuzzies the way watching the Canadians and Europeans cancel contracts with US war profiteers and with Musk. The Tesla Takedown is going to morph into the Starlink takedown pretty quickly, and it couldn't be happening to a more deserving ketamine addict.
Amen Peter!!
If Tulsi were just an unqualified incompetent, that wouldn't be as bad. She is a fucking Russian asset. As DNI, for fuck's sake.
Add cruel, mean, nasty, compassionless, and you’ve got the perfect storm for disaster.
100%
I I agree with everything you wrote, except for saying Biden has dementia. There is no question that there is what I would consider normal cognitive decline that comes with age. My mother-in-law was very much in that sort of decline. But her physicians made clear that despite her fears it was not any sort of full-blown dementia. Now that’s not to say that it’s a good idea for someone to have this role of such importance. but I would not say he has dementia.
I'm nearly 89 and my mind, like the rest of me, has slowed down...but it still gets the job done. There's a difference between that and dementia.
83 here with best friend at 87. Yep. You’re right.
89? Gina you rock! Stay healthy!
That is just more MAGATY projection, Kate.
What? Not sure why my agreeing with 99% of what Jeff wrote is “MAGATY(?)” projection.
Not by you! They are projecting AnusMouthPantLoad’s dementia onto Joe Biden.
See this is where writing with no tone can get us into a lot of trouble. Thank you for clarifying that. I have. They are just horrible people. And sadly, one of my siblings is one of those horrible people. But he’s out of my life now. Crazy crazy people.
Jeff did not say Biden has dementia. Reread that portion.
True. But TACO says it.
Writing that it would mean someone created on purpose a malfunctioning robot with dementia can be interpreted to mean that the writer believes he has dementia. That was my point.
No one else interpreted what Jeff wrote to mean that Jeff thinks Biden has dementia. He's lampooning what the right thinks. Just as with my other comment that it was obviously the Clintons who killed him -- obviously I do not actually believe that and no one reading my comment would think I did.
It’s bad enough to have to argue with MAGats, I really hate when people who should be allies nitpick. I did not see your other comment as I don’t have time to read over 200 comments. Hope you feel better for being an ass to another person who hates tRUMP. Have a lovely evening.
Good lord, how am I being an ass to you by simply noting that you misread something Jeff wrote and offered an unnecessary critique? You are the one looking like an ass here by being so stubborn and completely unwilling to admit that maybe you just mistook something. All you had to do was say "Oh yeah, okay, guess I read it wrong". That's it. You're behaving like an obstinate child. Grow up.
He is no way capable of being prez.
So, Biden’s crap performance in the debate was a…glitch?
👍🏼They hadn’t finished programming him, figuring no one would notice the difference
Lol!
That's the not-smart malfunctioning part...
Could someone unplug fox news at the White House please???????????
What would happen if NPR found lookalikes for Faux Noise bobbleheads and studio setups and had them deliver real facts in a special feed to the White House?
I’d laugh my ass off of that could happen!!
Very good start. Then arrest the criminals in the White House.
Seriously!
They ALL Bozos on that bus.
Revamping the briefing is kinda like closing the barn door after the cows have gone. Or in this case the syphilitic raccoons. That's all that's left in the pricktator's cranium.
Well you're gonna get this when the only people with accountability are Democrats.
I'm just looking forward to the court filings, because CERTAINLY, knowing now (at least--I'm SURE he had to know then) that he was defeated by a roboclone must change the posture as they say for his previous court cases about the 2020 election?
"The undersigned Plaintiff wishes to reopen the above-captioned case, noting that Defendant is a clone/robot..."
and anyone who laughs goes on a little list
Please, please let this happen, and please let the judge say, "Okay, enough--you fucking morons can go to trial on this." And Biden absolutely HAS to be called as a witness in his own defense, and the whole rabid monkey circus HAS to be televised, and I will sink every dime I have into popcorn futures.
"now, let’s slather on top of that the fact that real Joe Biden was executed (by who?)"
By who? The Clintons, obviously. You know -- DC's greatest serial killin' couple.
It had to be the Clinton’s, cuz George Soros paid them off
Jeffrey Epstein. That's why he had to be taken out.
& Notice how Drumpfs long relationship with Epstein has gotten buried. Crickets.
Yes they were besties who preyed together for at least a decade. I think Epstein was how he got Melania. (through one of Epstein's parties, she was too old for Epstein's taste.)
The woman who spoke up about Epstein (the one in the pic with Prince Andrew) and caused him and Maxwell to be indicted, met Epstein at Mar a Lardo. Maxwell nabbed her there.
She killed herself recently.
The only answer is not to play. I think the world is learning quickly, don’t play. We, on the other hand are stuck with our Mad Ludwig of Bavaria reincarnation. As for Joe Biden, I’m going with cyborg. I watched the Terminator series. It could work.
Jeff, when I heard Tulsi was thinking of “broadcasting” the daily briefings to him, I laughed. But I kinda have to give her a teensy bit of credit for trying. Stephen Miller is too distraught right now to think about how to get the lies to his boss.
When Russia's Girlfriend, unqualified self-promoter Tulsi is actually trying to do something, we know we are in deeeeeper shit than 'Murikkka has ever been in before.
Don't believe she is trying to do something. It's corporate media vying for your attention.
Marlene, if Stephen's wife left him for YuckMuck, that is really funny!!!
She must have a thing for creeps.
Definitely!! 👹
The Space Nazi wooed that garbage dump of Gehenna skank with his silverware spaceship talents. Hopefully Stevie Blunder sees them burning in hell & jumps into the incinerator to save her. Burn two, get one free.
Does anyone even know if we're supposed to be laughing or crying during this never-ending clusterfuck of an administration? Laugh 'til we cry? Cry 'til we laugh?
Go march. It really helps. First the sign making. You have to really pin point the main problems which is overwhelming. Then get supplies. Which are all gone. So, look for card board from stores shipments which have been broken down. Then felt tip markers. Ok there are the erase type and other. Most already gone.
Part 2: THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN PUT ON YOUR SIGN. ENDLESS!!!
Next week. Another sign. Old one waaay out of date. Paper glue tape over old. Next week. Tape two together. You discover that the wind blows you away.
Week 4; poster gets more abbreviated smaller. Only one due to wind.
By now you really know what to say on your board. And small I am thinking of air holes to combat the wind.
Last week: a really big gust of wind, I grabbed for the pole near me- impaled my neighbor’s tip of his flag pole into my arm.
8 stitches, antibiotics tetanus shots, no golf or tennis for one week.
Who says we are not having fun???🤩 🥳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I think you deserve a Purple Heart for getting wounded in service of your country.
And I’m only exaggerating a little bit.
That is a neat idea!
I ❤️it!!!
Yeah, I'm in England. I'll look kinda silly out there protesting by myself. I might make the news, though...
Wow, I hope your arm is healing. That sounds painful!
I went to urgent care they were terrific. They took terrific care of me. It hurts waaay less today Tomorrow evening I can take all bandages off and shower lightly clean area.
How are you? I hope your arm is better. Are you ready for the next protest?
Both, simultaneously.
Laugh til we die ?