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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

*waves to Larry and Deb, to whom I said at 7pm last night, 'I have no idea what I'm writing about tomorrow'*

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

At some point, doesn’t the collective MAGAT hive mind say, “Okay, not even we can believe this shit?”

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David M Marko's avatar

They already drank the Kool-aid. There's no turning back.

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Matilda's avatar

They drank the Koolaid and have been back for seconds. And thirds and…..

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, they have an IV of it running at a constant drip, in the form of Fox News propaganda station.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I don’t see that as a possibility, based on their past behavior. They seem to accept - no, embrace - at face value, whatever insanity staggers down the pike.

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Jan Moon's avatar

That's so true. There's a man in my daughter's extended family who swears to this day that the people in Springfield, Ohio are still eating the family pets. There's no convincing him otherwise. I stay far away from him.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I blame Reagan, those people used to be able to get mental help.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Once committed, no turning back…

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skangirl's avatar

*ALL* of them should be committed!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

There are definitely a few or more Magats but they don't have the balls to say anything. If Biden had said Dump was a robot, the GOP would've lost what's left of their hypnotized minds. Then again, most robots are smarter and much less dangerous then the nauseating, clueless taco turd. You have to wonder how far this insane shit goes before it's too late? The fact that 71 world leaders have canceled their plans to visit the White House should be sending a very strong message.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Rick, where did you get the info about the 71 world leaders? I'd love to read the article and add it to my files.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

It was reported as 73 world leaders and it was seen on FB, Bluesky, LinkedIn and Twitter. However, Snopes is saying there is no evidence to support this info. Can't necessarily believe that Snopes is correct 100% of the time or world leaders are fighting for position in line to meet with Dump.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Ahh....I see that Snopes says the story was written as satire. Still, I think you're right thst there aren't too many leaders lining up to kiss the ring.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

My wife found it on one of the social media sites. I'll try to find out which one and let you know.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Thanks! I keep a record of a lot of this....stuff, if I need a citation for a blog post.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

All world leaders should avoid the WH until Donny leaves

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

No. It's a religion. Believing the unbelievable is how it works.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

When Donny kicks there will be a promise that he’ll rise from the dead in two weeks. Not in three days, in two weeks, the standard tRump time window he promises for doing things he has no ability or intention to do

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I dunno, Bob…his healthcare plan will be ready this time…in 2 weeks.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He has no plan for Put-it-in. It’s obvious - they don’t know what to do- this moronic brain trust is inexperienced and

incapable of making any decisions.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

And after two weeks, there will be "sightings" of him all over the world.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ugh just like "Fat Elvis".

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Only difference being that Elvis wouldn't be scary! 😉

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skangirl's avatar

If we think he smells bad *now*, just wait until he's been dead for a fortnight. (I've always wanted context to use the word "fortnight" so thank you for your service.)

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Glad to be of service

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

RELIGION, the inability to discern fact from fiction.

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skangirl's avatar

I shut down all religious conversations by saying, "All religion is superstition."

It's faster than saying, "My invisible friend is better than *your* invisible friend."

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Brilliant! 😊❤️

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P123Sunny's avatar

Fox News *helps* by not mentioning the Medicaid cuts once - yet mentioning ‘Biden’ 38 times on one show…

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Lisa's avatar

And they always say "the tax cuts", never following up with the actual tallies of who has the bestest "tax cuts". No, "tax cuts for the uber wealthy and you middle class and poor will save $30". And this goes for all the corporate newspapers as well.

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Gina's avatar

great line. I am saving for possible use, even 'just' in the context of discussions about religion: Believing the unbelievable is how it works.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

Not likely. That would mean that they would have to admit that they were wrong about “dear leader” and everything else he spews. If they did that their entire existence of hatred for anyone who is not a believer would come crashing down. They could not handle that. It’s safer to live in that bubble of ignorance and inanity.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Cognitive dissonance. Those MAGATS are too invested to be wrong…and they’re always wrong…creates a very weird dynamic. Not only does MAGA fit the definition of a cult, it reigns supreme in cult history. It will be studied for many years.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I could write a dissertation on 'it' right now!

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

The MAGAts always need more cowbell. They are the reapers, no need to fear him.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Inanity or insanity?

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Both - they're not mutually exclusive when it comes to magatville.

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T L Mills's avatar

They are no longer rational beings. Cult brainwashing at work.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

In way I feel sorry for them, because they never were rational. Or I would, if they weren't so venal.

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Susan Jane's avatar

Certainly not! That would be blasphemy to them.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

No

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Alex Dash's avatar

It does seem that after all of the gaffs and hard-to- explain social media rants, someone in maga world would begin to notice that poor donny is not okay. What to do about that situation is a tough question. I don't see any of his Cabinet members having the courage to invoke the 25th amendment.

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Heather BSN's avatar

I think it's more like they can't say "ok that is a line too far" because then they have to look at everything and then they would see how all of it is nuts. So they just either agree with it or ignore it or think it's code for something. Sigh

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

No.

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P123Sunny's avatar

IKR

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Marie Martin's avatar

You’d think …

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P123Sunny's avatar

They don’t get the same memos we do… also I just heard a very simple thing: they WANT to like him, so that’s why all the ‘creative-thinking’, excuse making :/?

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Attack Mike Johnson, jeff.

I did this morning.

It was fun.

Ima get my twitter friends to spam it to his twitter.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/mike-tinyweewee-johnson-is-most-certainly

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I had Mike Johnson bookmarked as a possibility for today

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

He was up to some serious stupidity today. Telling people to avoid the Ivy League and MIT. Be like him, go to some Baptist diploma mill, major in snake-handing, and end up a human rubber stamp in the sticky mitt of a 79 year old toddler

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SethTriggs's avatar

LOL their mad godking and a fair number of their Executive Branch went to Ivies (well the pricktator "went" to Penn in the sense that he was sometimes physically on campus). They just have the power to keep playing in our faces. Hell Pope Slayer doesn't count as an "elite" after going to an Ivy and being sponsored by a billionaire.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That's because any success the pope-slayer had, came as a result of sucking on to Peter Thiel, who gave him three different jobs in his businesses, all of which he whiffed. Then Thiel gave up, and gave him money and told him where to put it to appear successful enough to run for senator. It did not work with the even creepier protege, Blake Masters though. He looks too much like a younger Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons".

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

No, people should go to land grant colleges (Berkeley comes to mind.) Or do what my father (professor at Berkeley for 28 years) said, find a college that is the best in what you want to study or what you're most interested in, and apply there. You'd be surprised how many little colleges have the best departments or teachers in one tiny field. I don't even know Ohio (drove through it once), but the University of Miami (Ohio) and University of Cincinnati have very good departments in unique fields. Or do it the cheap way, two years in a public junior college, and two years in a state college. I suggest nursing as the best degree. My niece is a nurse practitioner and is practically a doctor in general medical expertise.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

For instance, the University of Akron (Ohio) has one of the best polymer chemistry departments in the world.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Also, Oberlin College and Conservatory (north central Ohio) was the first co-ed liberal arts school in the country, and graduated the first black woman in the U.S. with a liberal arts degree. Its Conservatory is world class.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I would love to see that accurate assessment of him go viral!

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Michael Rawlins's avatar

Apparently, Donny thru a hissy fit because he wasn't informed about Ukraine's drone attack on Russian aircraft. Apparently, he has the right hump with Zelenski for not telling him. I wonder why Zelenski didn't tell him and Kegseth

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Charles Austin's avatar

Operational security. They would have went running to Putin.

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Dave Drell's avatar

EXACTO! Why would Z tell them any military moves and/or strategy- they threw him out of the WH.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

In addition, Zelensky can’t trust the mango moron( or his clueless minions) with ANY of his military moves…like Charles stated earlier— operational security is paramount in this type of situation.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Feel free to base of our psych profile as you like Jeff. Might help boost the opinion

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fucking Ned Flanders in the flesh

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Except Ned Flanders is not a pervert who watches porn with his son.

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

Johnson is a possibility everyday.

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Eva Porter's avatar

I hate that guy. I hope someone has someone has some unforgiving pictures of him on Fire Island or something

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes, Holy Mike totally creeps me out!Ugh! He’s one nasty piece of work/shit.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Every time my husband sees him, he has a reaction that’s only equal to when he sees Trump. 🤮

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I'm wondering if MAGA Mike likes to dress up in maid outfits like Glenn Greenwald and kiss other men's feet? He's such a freak that would track.

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Sue Pemberton's avatar

I don’t think he has enough personality to do it.

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Alex Dash's avatar

Good one, Eva! Fire Island! 😂😅

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

That pious sniveling sack of shit lying his ass off that his big beautiful bill is not going to add to the deficit was gaslighting to such an extreme, MAGA Mike needs to be taken down hard.

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Kati Kertesz's avatar

I bet Johnson only lets his wife do missionary position while he searches online for gay porn.

Who thinks Johnson is closeted? I do.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Oh I clearly do, else Id not have written an article about it.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Jeff, as long as these idiots are on the earth you'll have something to write about.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

there's always stuff to write about. what there isn't always is a way to construct a narrative that flows from one subject to the next

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Lois Henry's avatar

If the narrative is following the facts on the ground, it’s hopping around like a cricket on a hot griddle anyway, why try to pull it together like it makes sense? Your readers can keep up.

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Kimberly Sandwisch's avatar

Yeah, none of this makes sense! Somebody please make it make sense! 🤪

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AddaGurl's avatar

You should teach a masterclass in it vc you’ve mastered it.

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Norma's avatar

You don’t have a problem doing that Jeff👍

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Phil Burns's avatar

Yeah, they flip flop more than a fish out water.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They are all over everything

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Lisa's avatar

We're used to the weave now, so don't worry bout it:)

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P123Sunny's avatar

“Trump has been a disaster for US trade, weapons system sales, tourism apart from all the internal issues. Why his support remains in double figures amazes me.”

- @level90.bsky.social

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I don't believe they have. The corporate owned media is still talking about Biden's age, do you think they could focus on the real problem that the incompetent-in-chief is insane?

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Dave Drell's avatar

No focus on that stuff Natalie- big bad bosses told them to sanewash everything. Should actually call it

INSANEWASH - cause what they’re doing is driving us nuts!

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Phil Burns's avatar

There's a lot of stupid out there.

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Anti fascist's avatar

Indeed

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

every 10 minutes there's another unbelievable moment in the oval office...we are so far passed, "you can't make this shit up", that you can't even see, "you can't make this shit up" in the rear view mirror!

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Phil Burns's avatar

I'm waiting for 'hold my beer' moments.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

That's how I am with certain cryptic crossword puzzles. As soon as I consciously, formally "give up," I see how to do it.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, word puzzles and sudoku are our methods of relaxing. I plan on mending at our city council meeting tomorrow evening.

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SethTriggs's avatar

As they say on Wonkette, "Have a week!"

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Lairbo's avatar

It's always something.

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P123Sunny's avatar

There he goes, ‘Making Biden Cool Again’…

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Jane in NC's avatar

JoeCutus?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I'm down with that. 🖖😎

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

The magas make ALL of us look cool. I think that is the center of the problem. We are not cool. We just have ALWAYS studied dedicated ourselves to support and building a better nation. It wasn’t done without sacrifice.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Since Donny likes to play games, I suggest charades as a way for his staff to deliver his intelligence briefs

2. If Biden is a sophisticated piece of machinery then Trump is a Roomba.

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Noel's avatar

Or a trash compactor.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

I am laughing out loud!

Yes to charades! Absolutely.

And if Tulsi put a TV over her head and started talking, viewers would think it’s a commercial about diarrhea.

It’s definitely a shit show.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Garbage disposal.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

A toilet

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EFS's avatar

Too much effort required.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

As if. A Roomba is energetic and knows its way around. Trump is a dust pan.

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Marla's avatar

Don’t ever get a Roomba if you have cats.

Ask me how I know this.

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Morgan's avatar

My cat literally sits on top of it and rides the damn thing but he’s so fat he broke it 🙄

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Charles Austin's avatar

Oops!😂😂

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

OK, Morgan, that was my laugh for the WEEK!

We had a scratching post for our cat that had a sleeping platform on top, and he was heavy enough to collapse that. But a Roomba....priceless!

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

I have a Euphy, but my dog is infuriatingly indifferent to it.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I have one because you can get spare parts to fix it, unlike many others. (I like to repair things rather than throw them out)

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Kay's avatar

I know exactly what you speak of!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I have a roomba and a cat. So why would that not work?

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Dave Drell's avatar

Drumpf is a rusty old bent nail- can’t do anything, is if no use, and needs to be discarded.

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Morgan's avatar

Hehehe I just have a old bent nail stuck in my head

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Kay-El's avatar

Touché

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Our Roomba was constantly getting stuck under the couch and other various places but it would still beat Dump in an IQ contest.

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Robert R's avatar

A Butt plug is as far as Rump Pump has evolved! The device is all him ,it’s covered in shit 99% of the time ,it’s contacts are all assholes ,it loves interior decor that is all shitty caked on crap much like Barfo Lardo and his make -up .He gravitates to where his brain is permanently located ,its a perfect place for him to get his vibes flowing,and the technology is as old as him !

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Marie Martin's avatar

Perfect

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Perfecto! Happy Pride, ConOld!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He could be a Flowbee, Kay-El

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

I don't think Donnie has the attention span or imagination for charades.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!

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Morgan's avatar

🤣😂🤣🤙🏽 that’s fvcking brilliant!! I can’t stop laughing!! Kay El for the WIN!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂×2

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Brad Yazell's avatar

Make it stop! For the love of all that is holy can someone please make it stop!

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Brad, maybe the military parade? Karma.

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arne link's avatar

I'm praying that he chooses an open vehicle for the full parade route.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Or if he's not in the parade but just watching from bleachers, hopefully he'll be out in the open.

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Lois Henry's avatar

The best video coming up will be of the equipment brought in to haul the tank out of the hole made when the street collapsed into the storm drain.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I think that could happen road destruction by things over the weight limits.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Orange Hitler himself is over the load bearing capacity of the roads in DC

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Too bad Donald is unable to read.. I guess we will have to do everything in cartoon or picture format… I’m sure he’s feeling big sad cause his buddy Vlad got a third of his Air Force destroyed, got his nuclear submarine base destroyed, got his huge spy planes destroyed, got a enormous munitions depot destroyed, the attack extended deep inside the Russia. Oh I forgot to mention the Russian stock market is in free fall.. Fellow Travelers if you have the time check out the Russian delegation to the peace talks today in Turkey..they all look like they have corncobs stuck up their asses…Big Sad🌮

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Lookit what Ukraine has been able to do with the European countries helping them with intel. Huh. Were we actually helping them before?

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Douglas's avatar

Russias attack on Ukraine could be an even worse catastrophe than Hitlers invasion of Russia.....Ps dream of conquering Europe has just gone kaput!

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Peter's avatar

The world is on to both Donnie Dipshit and Tulsi the Useless. On trade the rest of the world is just telling Donnie to fuck off. On intelligence it's pretty obvious that no one is sharing anything that matters with Tulsi and by extension Donnie. They know that anything they share will immediately be shared with Vlad or just ignored. And then MAGA gets big mad when Ukraine blows up almost half of the Russian bomber force without asking Donnie's permission. Every day it just gets worse...

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Lois Henry's avatar

Every time I see what Ukraine pulled off with those bombs I can’t help but smile. Comedians are some of the smartest people in the world, I’ve always said so. Zelenskyy rules!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Trojan horse level of war! Genius!

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Charles Austin's avatar

That attack was brilliant!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I watch Ukraine Today and of course Jake Brody both shows are respected by me for sure. It was total genius they made a delivery directly to four locations surrounding Moscow with programmed boxes to all open automatically at the same time these boxes contained hundreds of droned trained to hit PLANES and boy did they! 40 in a day incredibly done it was all Zelensky brain work.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Orange Hitler & Kegstand think you’re talking about condoms

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He also has a law degree which no one ever mentions, and he and his wife had a small production studio. He's far more than a comedian, Putin just put that out there to denigrate him. (Not that most comedians are not highly intelligent, except for the maga-types)

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Add to that list Canada saying "Freeloading, eh? Ok, no more buying fighter jets, tankers, or defense and surveillance software from y'all anymore. PS, how's the bourbon and tourism industries doing down there these days?"

💪😏

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Peter's avatar

Few things will give me the warm fuzzies the way watching the Canadians and Europeans cancel contracts with US war profiteers and with Musk. The Tesla Takedown is going to morph into the Starlink takedown pretty quickly, and it couldn't be happening to a more deserving ketamine addict.

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Morgan's avatar

Amen Peter!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If Tulsi were just an unqualified incompetent, that wouldn't be as bad. She is a fucking Russian asset. As DNI, for fuck's sake.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Add cruel, mean, nasty, compassionless, and you’ve got the perfect storm for disaster.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

100%

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Kate's avatar

I I agree with everything you wrote, except for saying Biden has dementia. There is no question that there is what I would consider normal cognitive decline that comes with age. My mother-in-law was very much in that sort of decline. But her physicians made clear that despite her fears it was not any sort of full-blown dementia. Now that’s not to say that it’s a good idea for someone to have this role of such importance. but I would not say he has dementia.

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Gina's avatar

I'm nearly 89 and my mind, like the rest of me, has slowed down...but it still gets the job done. There's a difference between that and dementia.

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Lois Henry's avatar

83 here with best friend at 87. Yep. You’re right.

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Dave Drell's avatar

89? Gina you rock! Stay healthy!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That is just more MAGATY projection, Kate.

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Kate's avatar

What? Not sure why my agreeing with 99% of what Jeff wrote is “MAGATY(?)” projection.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Not by you! They are projecting AnusMouthPantLoad’s dementia onto Joe Biden.

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Kate's avatar

See this is where writing with no tone can get us into a lot of trouble. Thank you for clarifying that. I have. They are just horrible people. And sadly, one of my siblings is one of those horrible people. But he’s out of my life now. Crazy crazy people.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Jeff did not say Biden has dementia. Reread that portion.

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Lois Henry's avatar

True. But TACO says it.

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Kate's avatar

Writing that it would mean someone created on purpose a malfunctioning robot with dementia can be interpreted to mean that the writer believes he has dementia. That was my point.

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Alison Parker's avatar

No one else interpreted what Jeff wrote to mean that Jeff thinks Biden has dementia. He's lampooning what the right thinks. Just as with my other comment that it was obviously the Clintons who killed him -- obviously I do not actually believe that and no one reading my comment would think I did.

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Kate's avatar

It’s bad enough to have to argue with MAGats, I really hate when people who should be allies nitpick. I did not see your other comment as I don’t have time to read over 200 comments. Hope you feel better for being an ass to another person who hates tRUMP. Have a lovely evening.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Good lord, how am I being an ass to you by simply noting that you misread something Jeff wrote and offered an unnecessary critique? You are the one looking like an ass here by being so stubborn and completely unwilling to admit that maybe you just mistook something. All you had to do was say "Oh yeah, okay, guess I read it wrong". That's it. You're behaving like an obstinate child. Grow up.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

He is no way capable of being prez.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

So, Biden’s crap performance in the debate was a…glitch?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

👍🏼They hadn’t finished programming him, figuring no one would notice the difference

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Anti fascist's avatar

Lol!

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Krikit's Songs's avatar

That's the not-smart malfunctioning part...

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Tess's avatar

Could someone unplug fox news at the White House please???????????

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Cyndi Merrill's avatar

What would happen if NPR found lookalikes for Faux Noise bobbleheads and studio setups and had them deliver real facts in a special feed to the White House?

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Morgan's avatar

I’d laugh my ass off of that could happen!!

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SeekingReason's avatar

Very good start. Then arrest the criminals in the White House.

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AddaGurl's avatar

Seriously!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

They ALL Bozos on that bus.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Revamping the briefing is kinda like closing the barn door after the cows have gone. Or in this case the syphilitic raccoons. That's all that's left in the pricktator's cranium.

Well you're gonna get this when the only people with accountability are Democrats.

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Babe Paley's avatar

I'm just looking forward to the court filings, because CERTAINLY, knowing now (at least--I'm SURE he had to know then) that he was defeated by a roboclone must change the posture as they say for his previous court cases about the 2020 election?

"The undersigned Plaintiff wishes to reopen the above-captioned case, noting that Defendant is a clone/robot..."

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Gina's avatar

and anyone who laughs goes on a little list

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Joyce's avatar

Please, please let this happen, and please let the judge say, "Okay, enough--you fucking morons can go to trial on this." And Biden absolutely HAS to be called as a witness in his own defense, and the whole rabid monkey circus HAS to be televised, and I will sink every dime I have into popcorn futures.

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Abbi's avatar

The thing that’s really frying me this morning is that Jake the Hack Writer (credit to Rocky Mountain Mike) let dementia Don lie his way through the debate, and yet the story remains Biden’s performance = instant dementia diagnosis while ignoring everything about Felon 45/47. And it continues despite Biden’s horrendous health crisis. This country lacks empathy, compassion, & decency, and days like today I think we’re getting exactly what we deserve.

BTW, that Lie Anti-Social post was pure projection. Change every reference from Biden to his miserable self and you’ve got a great description of king fuckface the first (credit to Jeff).

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Douglas's avatar

My belief is that MANY american men specifically, and male pundits actually ADMIRE his God given ability for bullshit, his ability to strong-arm people, to have his way with women, how he can accumulate money and power with no apologies....Jake is one of them. They guys writing for Axios are also.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Pathetic

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Abbi's avatar

Great point.

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Alison Parker's avatar

"now, let’s slather on top of that the fact that real Joe Biden was executed (by who?)"

By who? The Clintons, obviously. You know -- DC's greatest serial killin' couple.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It had to be the Clinton’s, cuz George Soros paid them off

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Joyce's avatar

Jeffrey Epstein. That's why he had to be taken out.

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Dave Drell's avatar

& Notice how Drumpfs long relationship with Epstein has gotten buried. Crickets.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes they were besties who preyed together for at least a decade. I think Epstein was how he got Melania. (through one of Epstein's parties, she was too old for Epstein's taste.)

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

The woman who spoke up about Epstein (the one in the pic with Prince Andrew) and caused him and Maxwell to be indicted, met Epstein at Mar a Lardo. Maxwell nabbed her there.

She killed herself recently.

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David Olson's avatar

The only answer is not to play. I think the world is learning quickly, don’t play. We, on the other hand are stuck with our Mad Ludwig of Bavaria reincarnation. As for Joe Biden, I’m going with cyborg. I watched the Terminator series. It could work.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Jeff, when I heard Tulsi was thinking of “broadcasting” the daily briefings to him, I laughed. But I kinda have to give her a teensy bit of credit for trying. Stephen Miller is too distraught right now to think about how to get the lies to his boss.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

When Russia's Girlfriend, unqualified self-promoter Tulsi is actually trying to do something, we know we are in deeeeeper shit than 'Murikkka has ever been in before.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Don't believe she is trying to do something. It's corporate media vying for your attention.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Marlene, if Stephen's wife left him for YuckMuck, that is really funny!!!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

She must have a thing for creeps.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Definitely!! 👹

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

The Space Nazi wooed that garbage dump of Gehenna skank with his silverware spaceship talents. Hopefully Stevie Blunder sees them burning in hell & jumps into the incinerator to save her. Burn two, get one free.

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