seriously, I had finished the post and then said to Ms Spouse, 'I sent you a draft to proofread' and she replied 'did you see the new Epstein photos' and I was all whaaaaaaaaat
The difference between us and them: If a video was released showing Bill Clinton and Donald Trump double teaming a thirteen year old, every democrat would be "Both of those shitbags need to be jailed. NOW!" and every republican would be "Can we edit this so it only shows Clinton?"
Actually, I should say MAGA rather than republican.
It's absolutely RepubliCON's fault. MAGA is the muscle, but RepubliCONs are who they control. They are the chicken-shit craven fucks that we need to remove. Every. Last. One. There are no centrists anymore. There are those who are fighting for the rule of law and democracy and there are the spineless fucks that we need to remove and jail. No more Democratic niceties and "playing by the rules" shit. No more "we go high". Fuck all that. Every. Fucking. RepubliCON. Gone!
Agreed. There are no more Centrists!! Since it is almost impossible for an elected Repub to talk without every sentence being a bald faced lie, the promises of centrist policies are in reality wildly extremist elitist flaming bullshit. R says "Tax Reform" means tax the shit out of the middle & working class, make the oligarchs have zero, none, nil accountability. "Improve the ACA" means wipe it off the face of the earth (but electeds get socialized health care). "I'm a patriot" means KILL the VA. Dead, bullet in its metaphorical head. Fuck mental health care for all of the veterans with PTSD (or whatever we're calling it these days, I'm old, I can't keep up). R compromise means make promises to the Dems during legislation negotiation, then hope Dems are idiots (ding! ding! ding!) get everything the Repubs want, and fuck over Dems on reneging on the Dem moron leadership thinks is good faith deals. Fuck all the R's. Kill'em (their political careers) all!!
I think it's going to require more than we see in the photos, although the ones involving Trump are somewhat incriminating. Can't wait to hear the spin on the "Trump condoms."
Since he’s “HUGE” (🤣🤣🤣🤣 - give me a minute please - 🤣🤣🤣) their spin will take a while bc how can they deny the condoms without denying he’s NOT huge and Stormy was indeed correct 🤷♀️
Red-nosed Bubba is the butter on that toast. And RIchard Branson. The "Virgin" enterprises are taking on a darker meaning. Neither of these swinging dudes are naive men, they knew exactly where they were. At least Noam Chomsky didn't show up there, so there's hope for civilization.
I'd like to see something more than a celebrity lineup before going off on Bill Clinton. He may have had financial involvements with Epstein (I don't think we know), but I'm guessing the underage girls weren't his thing. He had a type and that wasn't it.
Rich men are often dogs. Im sure Clinton is just as much of dog as Trump. The difference is Clinton was a good President and worked for the country. Trump is a horrible president, is building his own Gastapo and is being manipulated by the Heritage Foundation and Stephen Miller who want the US to be a feudal dictatorship. The fact that he is dog is irrelevant.
And I have to apologize for demeaning real dogs who are better than Trump and Cinton in every way.
Exactly. Clinton was a good President and a dirty old man. Trump is a bad horrible president trying to take down our democracy and a dirty old man. I believe most men have the desire to be dirty old men. And as Jeff Golblum's character in the Big Chill
Michael: "Everyone does everything just to get laid".
The condoms are going to need to be weighted down. I suggest they collect loads from their fellow closet cases in Bobby Brainworms fashion then spit out the prize into the condom.
Ok so maybe I wont hold my nose when I drive through Indiana. And Fuck the Heritage Foundation assholes.
And also....Did I read that the felon is threatening the International Criminal Court with sanctions if they try to prosecute him? WHAT in the ACTUAL FUCK. His audacity is beyond stupid.
TRUMP CONDOMS???? Extra, extra small, no doubt. DAYUM! 🤣
Since I drive through there regularly (on my way to Chicago) and since I'd like to go visit my college roommate in Kentucky, and since my car is leased, I avoid all bumper stickers. I have a magnet that says "Purr more, hiss less."
I commute from the south side of Indy to the north side every day, and my very favorite bumper sticker is "Cops Who Pull Me Over Are Gay." I see this person at least once every couple of weeks. Teehee
I haven’t put a bumper sticker on my car since the 90s, when I had a “He Lost, Get Over It” one because of the whining about how Poppy Bush should have won. Someone removed it for me, apparently with a screwdriver.
If you're in Indianapolis or the donut counties, we're fairly normal. I'm on the south side and most of my neighbors had Harris signs in their yards. I'm greeted by "Fuck Trump" graffiti in downtown Indy on my way home from work, which I find delightful. All bets are off in and southern Indiana though. I'd be careful in southern Illinois and rural KY too.
Imagine. I was born and raised in Indiana. Graduated from both Indiana University and Purdue University, BA English Lit and BS Computer Science respectively. I married a man from Indiana, raised two children in Indiana who both graduated from Purdue University with engineering degrees and promptly moved to Illinois on graduation. Since I lived in NW Indiana, I worked most of my career commuting to Chicago. I held my breath during the 2008 election, because I would have felt humiliated if Obama hadn’t won. Now that I’m retired, I live near my children in the Chicago western suburbs. I feel so much more at home here amongst a variety of ethnic backgrounds, even though I’m about as white bread as you can be.
After all that, I am immensely relieved that my home state stood up to that orange, malevolent blob in the White House.
It's a good place to gas up before heading into Chicago where gas is more expensive, although that depends on the neighborhood. As a south sider, I recommend not filling up in Hyde Park; stop in Chatham or South Shore. They really aren't THAT dangerous. Well, at least as long as a Blackhawk helicopter isn't landing on a building in the middle of the night and disgorging 300 terrorists (agents) to break down doors and drag children out of their beds and zip tie them. (I am from South Shore and I am never not going to be infuriated by that, which happened one block from the corner where my sister and I used to hang out.)
He wouldn’t know what to do with it or what it was if he was to ever find it. Probably think it was the biggliest PIMPLE ever, the likes never NEVER seen before, on his shriveled dried up cojones
So Trump and his buddies at the Heritage Foundation maybe missed out on the entire contents of “How to Make Friends and Influence People”. Or at least the parts that didn’t suggest starting negotiations with threats. By now every international leader knows that Trump starts with threats, then TACOs. (Unless you happen to be a Ukrainian, a poor immigrant or some nameless person on a small boat in the Caribbean…then he’s all for bombing your ass)
Right? The screaming toddler thinks he can threaten the ICC ??!!! HOW MUCH LONGER MUST WE ENDURE THIS SHIT!! And wait, more importantly, HOW CAN SO MANY ASSHOLES SUPPORT THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN??? I'm not even talking about the cultists, they're braindead. But the fucking congress people. WHY! They KNOW he's insane.
Gee, how do you know how his poor ankles look? I don't see him standing on his head very often. But he does sometimes appear to be leaning forward when he stands.
Leaning noticeably forward when standing is not considered a classic sign of frontotemporal dementia (FTD). While FTD can cause movement and posture changes in some subtypes, a stooped or forward‑leaning posture is more commonly associated with conditions like Parkinson’s disease or Lewy body dementia, rather than being a hallmark of FTD. Sources: Mayo Clinic on FTD • Medical News Today on dementia posturing •
His suits are always badly fitting which is weird because most places that sell men's suits alter them for free, especially if he's buying $5000 suits like he claims. It's automatic. Someone once posited an interesting theory about this. Since he needs to believe the entire world revolves around him, he needs to believe that whatever his size is, it was designed specifically for him, and to do alterations would be to admit that he is not the sole person that size is based on. It sounds ridiculous, but it also sounds like something he might think.
Not so ridiculous! I once worked for a woman who was always mail-ordering clothes too small for her then returning them because they didn't fit. She couldn't admit what size she really was. Given Trump's delusions about his weight, this might apply to him too.
Every other President spends a lot of time shaking hands. I don't recall any of them having to smear pancake makeup or put several Band-Aids on their hands.
Does KKKaroline not realize that when you shake hands, it's mostly your palms that touch, not the back of your fucking hands? Lord almighty, that girl's brainpower is running on fumes.
But AGGRESSIVELY. She has to spew the putdowns of questioners AGGRESSIVELY. Still, you're right, that takes no brain activity, just a naturally asshole personality.
I usually think of that descriptor as being masculine- don't get wrong- I like men- but assholes are generally male. Leavitt is however, the epitome of the female asshole.
I chose that insult because I simply refuse to use the word bitch. It just seems sexist and stupid to have an insult word that only applies to women. Just something odd about me, I guess.
See, Donny’s hands are so tiny that when he shakes hands with a normal-sized person, the back of his hand gets all crushed up and mangled. Especially when he tries to execute one of those idiotic elbow-up domination moves. It’s rumored that Macron caused the first bruise.
So typical of a sociopathic narcissistic that piss-baby King Trump has proven himself to be: Threatening the State of Indiana if he doesn't get his way. My gods, this is out-and-out tyranny.
CONGRESS, DO YOUR JOB, AND REMOVE THIS RAVING INFANTILE AUTOCRATIC TYRANNT FROM OUR WHITE HOUSE!!
Trump infamously never wore condoms. He just threw rolls of cash at his victims for abortions before he left. (Source: Jane Doe testimony, 13-year-old raped in Epstein's apt. by Trump.)
I read that one of the victims' complaints included trump yelling at her for starting fellatio without putting a condom on him, so she was reprimanded by Ghislane Maxwell. Mr Germ Freak...
Nah. The generals are Kegsbreath's He-men. They will be able to defeat 90,000 with 2300. Especially if they are armed with George HW Bush's tourist maps. All directions point to oil refineries.
Yes! Celebrate every win that comes our way—trump gets participation medals for doing nothing good (I guess the medals are for doing bad things so scratch that—his medals are valid)—so if he can celebrate the bad then we certainly can celebrate the good!
I think we may see an upward trend in what Indiana just did.
Courage under threat is leadership. Capitulation under comfort is collaboration.
No one likes attaching themselves to a Lame Duck -- and Donnie is the lamest of them all, getting lamer and lamer each day.
The Epstein photo release this morning is more on the pile for him. The water is rising fast and President Pedo is a diseased rock dragging those around him to the bottom.
All it takes is one. My favorite example is that after Roger Bannister broke the "unbreakable" four-minute mile, within a year twenty other milers, worldwide, had done the same. All they needed was for someone to show them it was possible.
At least some Indiana Republicans can do this thing called "math." They see the recent election results (swings toward Democrats) and also know that redistricting Blue districts inevitably means diluting the red districts, because you're moving Democratic voters into them.
A lovely detail of the Macron/Donnie Demento handshake: watch the hands, as Demento can't get free until Macron loosens his grip--with a patronizing pat to Demento as he does so.....finally.
Unless they were pre-pubescent, no, they were not "children." If they were 15 or 16, they were not "children," they were minors or "underage girls," possibly. I know we like to do this to make their deeds seem more evil on paper, but I think we sabotage our credibility with dramatic language, just as they do by trying to make it sound like a 15-year-old is functionally an adult,
No, they are neither legally or technically "children" and in fact, until 100 years ago, they weren't considered "children" by any standard – they were out of school, working, raising families. We use that word because it provokes outrage but it's dishonest on our part, and sabotages our moral standing. Just use truthful language. What they did is bad enough without trying to stoke extra outrage.
LEGALLY, anyone under the age of 18 is a CHILD. I used to work for the juvenile court system, in a juvenile detention facility. We had CHILDREN there that ranged from age 9 through 17.
No, they're a minor, not a child. And in many states the bind-over age is 14 to refer an offender to adult court, so it entirely depends on the offense and the jurisdiction what they're declared (a Juvenile isn't a "child"; they're a minor. "Juvenile" and "child" are not the same).
Jack Smith conclusive evidence file was released to congress a couple days ago, he has a scheduled hearing next Wednesday, get your popcorn ready Mark…
My thoughts were that #Bumblefuck is the one that *produces* it. #ThreeShirtsBannon is the RESULT.
Seriously - who in their right MIND would let that thing touch them, w/out a "Naked Gun" style full body condom? Dude looks like he's been living in a REFRIGERATOR BOX UNDER AN OVERPASS since 2016!
And yet, 10's of millions of Americans would still vote for him if he ran for president again, or for anything. Also, 19 Republicans in the Indiana house still voted to redistrict, almost half. We have to accept the fact that we can only do so much to help an American public that is brain dead or hopelessly delusional.
Thats what worries me, too. We have a lot of work to do to bring our society up to some level of intellect and human decency. If I were in charge (Thank god I'm not), I'd fix our educational system.
Susan, I love your outlook, but we've never stopped trying. The results aren't pretty, and cell phone entertainment devices for children aren't helping anything (hopefully Australia's recent attempts at ending that may show some fruit one day), but apathy and ignorance will always affect a certain percentage of any country's citizens. It can only be held to a minimum at best.
Ok. I know there will always be a certain percentage of ignorance. The current regime has made education their last priority. We have a lot of work to get things back on track. So I’m sorry if I insinuated that we could make it ALL better. It’s tough trying to be clear out here.
Agree with you take Susan. Trump and the billionaire class have been dumbing down society, knowing they’re easier to control, by a number of means….they own all our media, if you think about it. Accepting that the bell curve never goes away isn’t easy, but factual!
holy shit! for once, the Shit That Happened While I Was Writing This Shit happened early enough for me to include it in the post
seriously, I had finished the post and then said to Ms Spouse, 'I sent you a draft to proofread' and she replied 'did you see the new Epstein photos' and I was all whaaaaaaaaat
yeah, I got to the photos late, because I was full on bitching about Dogshooter Noemless, so I did a second web only gallery post.
Can we say Bannon is now completely toast? And maybe Woody Allen too I guess now?
they all deserve to be toast
The difference between us and them: If a video was released showing Bill Clinton and Donald Trump double teaming a thirteen year old, every democrat would be "Both of those shitbags need to be jailed. NOW!" and every republican would be "Can we edit this so it only shows Clinton?"
Actually, I should say MAGA rather than republican.
It's absolutely RepubliCON's fault. MAGA is the muscle, but RepubliCONs are who they control. They are the chicken-shit craven fucks that we need to remove. Every. Last. One. There are no centrists anymore. There are those who are fighting for the rule of law and democracy and there are the spineless fucks that we need to remove and jail. No more Democratic niceties and "playing by the rules" shit. No more "we go high". Fuck all that. Every. Fucking. RepubliCON. Gone!
i nominate you for wordsmith of the day
Agreed. There are no more Centrists!! Since it is almost impossible for an elected Repub to talk without every sentence being a bald faced lie, the promises of centrist policies are in reality wildly extremist elitist flaming bullshit. R says "Tax Reform" means tax the shit out of the middle & working class, make the oligarchs have zero, none, nil accountability. "Improve the ACA" means wipe it off the face of the earth (but electeds get socialized health care). "I'm a patriot" means KILL the VA. Dead, bullet in its metaphorical head. Fuck mental health care for all of the veterans with PTSD (or whatever we're calling it these days, I'm old, I can't keep up). R compromise means make promises to the Dems during legislation negotiation, then hope Dems are idiots (ding! ding! ding!) get everything the Repubs want, and fuck over Dems on reneging on the Dem moron leadership thinks is good faith deals. Fuck all the R's. Kill'em (their political careers) all!!
No. It is Republican.
Ever since Newt Gingrich and his "contract on America", that has been true.
I defended Bill Clinton’s passion for free air miles to none other than Robert Reich, who incredibly owns a plane.
The pic of Bill looked like the standard pic with fans. Bill Clinton takes a pic with anyone. The pics with Woody Allen appeared very cozy.
????
MAGA *is* Republican.
at this point there's no difference.
Eww and you’re so right🤢🤨
Why make the distinction? All the republicans left, actually forced out, to join the pro-democracy resistance.
you could not be anymore right than you are usually Jeff.
Rock on.
Burnt toast, as the other kind is a staff of life.
I think it's going to require more than we see in the photos, although the ones involving Trump are somewhat incriminating. Can't wait to hear the spin on the "Trump condoms."
My take is that Epstein had those condoms made as a joke because he knows Donny is not huge.
I'm sure they are finger cots - extra tiny...
cue monty burns ''exxxcccelllennnnt''
or enoki mushroom raingear
Micro-sized at that.
😂🤣😂
🤣🤪🤣🤮
Since he’s “HUGE” (🤣🤣🤣🤣 - give me a minute please - 🤣🤣🤣) their spin will take a while bc how can they deny the condoms without denying he’s NOT huge and Stormy was indeed correct 🤷♀️
II laughed my ass off when I saw those pics Hollie! I’ve been down so many rabbit holes with Epstei and Trump over the years I’m seldom surprised!
The ‘huge’ is ludicrous fuckery Daniel!
Epstein was reputed to be a sarcastic smartass.
Not a wise guy like Trump, you’ve got a point Natalie!
It might be a lie! - ask the Felon to prove it - publicly...UGH UGH
The condoms also make for poor branding, as the deactivated donny is a notorious rawpupper whom Stormy also confirms is not remotely huge.
Insert the <I just threw up in my mouth> gif.
They’re Huuuuuge
and he is not
He has 2?
Yeah, just posing for a photo together isn't all that incriminating unless their arms are wrapped around underage girls.
And you don't think any of those are? At least one sure looks underage.
Maybe the underage one is his daughter. That is why he looks so happy and her face is blanked.
MAGA incels get off on this. Makes them admire Donny even more. “WOW! He can get any women he wants!!” (mumbling from their parents’ basements).
Just like impoverished MAGAts think “Trump is a successful billionaire.” They don’t see grift, serial bankruptcies and crime.
Red-nosed Bubba is the butter on that toast. And RIchard Branson. The "Virgin" enterprises are taking on a darker meaning. Neither of these swinging dudes are naive men, they knew exactly where they were. At least Noam Chomsky didn't show up there, so there's hope for civilization.
Woody Allen always gave off creepy, kiddy diddler vibes, even before he molested his stepdaughter and had to marry her as a result.
Hi, naive Belgian here.
I suppose Clinton was on those pictures because he was going to play his sax for BFF Epstein?
I'd like to see something more than a celebrity lineup before going off on Bill Clinton. He may have had financial involvements with Epstein (I don't think we know), but I'm guessing the underage girls weren't his thing. He had a type and that wasn't it.
Yes, he used the plane for business with the Clinton foundation. Epstein wasn't even on it.
Rich men are often dogs. Im sure Clinton is just as much of dog as Trump. The difference is Clinton was a good President and worked for the country. Trump is a horrible president, is building his own Gastapo and is being manipulated by the Heritage Foundation and Stephen Miller who want the US to be a feudal dictatorship. The fact that he is dog is irrelevant.
And I have to apologize for demeaning real dogs who are better than Trump and Cinton in every way.
I get it I think.
Trump who does horrible stuff is bad and Clinton who does horrible stuff is good.
Exactly. Clinton was a good President and a dirty old man. Trump is a bad horrible president trying to take down our democracy and a dirty old man. I believe most men have the desire to be dirty old men. And as Jeff Golblum's character in the Big Chill
Michael: "Everyone does everything just to get laid".
What? They're going to cancel Woody Allen??? I'm speechless!
He's been canceled since he married his stepdaughter.
Which is right up there with Elon Musk's dad, who married his stepdaughter, who came to live with him when she was five. Talk about "grooming.
Eeewww!
Didn’t Mia Farrow do that about 25 Or 30years ago?
She married Frank Sinatra when she was 21 and he was 50.
Woody should have been toast from the gitgo. Are people in Hollywood only realizing now how creepy he is?
This Wendy!!
We live in a hellish glitching simulation.
Perfect, Seth!
We wives can be such Captainesse Bringdowns!
Ah, well, we respect y'all for it.
Thank you, Richard. I met my husband in a newsroom and quit when we got engaged. Four decades later, I’m still editing him, pro bono.
Yeah, I was in that business myself, and my editors were always saving me from embarrassment
Maybe Maga can hang those condoms like tassels on they're Trump diapers! Wouldn't that be cool or what!
Great ornaments for the White House Christmas tree Chris!
A half-century ago I decorated a plastic clinic Xmas tree with contraceptives and devices. The Dalkon Shield ornaments would be collectibles today.
Those were the days Leslie!
Weren’t they! I recall a tube of Ortho-Gynol cost a quarter!
Those damn Dalton Shields did more harm than good.
jello molds?
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Very classy💋
Literally "fock creessmass"
The condoms are going to need to be weighted down. I suggest they collect loads from their fellow closet cases in Bobby Brainworms fashion then spit out the prize into the condom.
Eww!
I pubbed (Double entendre killed) gallery for you jeff.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/a-cool-gallery
Might wanna add an extra 'p' in there :P Unless you meant the double entendre!
I dunno...I kinda thought the original was appropriate.
Thank you, Wendy.
I'm very happy today for some reason.
The BWoHS!!!
Yet another joyful experience brought to you by Uncle Jeff Tiedrich 😃
You are THE BEST- thank you!!!❤️💙❤️
"the Big Wheel of Holy Shit™" 😂😂
Ok so maybe I wont hold my nose when I drive through Indiana. And Fuck the Heritage Foundation assholes.
And also....Did I read that the felon is threatening the International Criminal Court with sanctions if they try to prosecute him? WHAT in the ACTUAL FUCK. His audacity is beyond stupid.
TRUMP CONDOMS???? Extra, extra small, no doubt. DAYUM! 🤣
"I'll sanction you!" How, exactly? Dumbass.
The felon evidently sanctioned a Canadian Judge Kimberly Prost: Here are details. GOD I HATE HIM.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/canadian-judge-icc-trump-1.7613704#:~:text=The%20Trump%20administration%20slapped%20a,as%20the%20U.S.%20State%20Department
Of course he went after the nice Canadian woman. 🙄 How the fuck is this even possible?
He's scared...and a true POS.
Ditto! Never hated anyone in my life….until 2016🤬
Oh, fer chrissakes.
Indiana has moved up a notch in my book
Right? I had to spend a night there driving back home and I was scared to death. My bumper stickers give me away. 😂😂
Since I drive through there regularly (on my way to Chicago) and since I'd like to go visit my college roommate in Kentucky, and since my car is leased, I avoid all bumper stickers. I have a magnet that says "Purr more, hiss less."
I commute from the south side of Indy to the north side every day, and my very favorite bumper sticker is "Cops Who Pull Me Over Are Gay." I see this person at least once every couple of weeks. Teehee
I haven’t put a bumper sticker on my car since the 90s, when I had a “He Lost, Get Over It” one because of the whining about how Poppy Bush should have won. Someone removed it for me, apparently with a screwdriver.
YIKES! Mine say : Coexist and FIGHT RACISM and my Favorite one: I ❤️ CEMETERIES. 😂 That one has started a conversation or two.
I can imagine!
If you're in Indianapolis or the donut counties, we're fairly normal. I'm on the south side and most of my neighbors had Harris signs in their yards. I'm greeted by "Fuck Trump" graffiti in downtown Indy on my way home from work, which I find delightful. All bets are off in and southern Indiana though. I'd be careful in southern Illinois and rural KY too.
I removed mine when getting my car fixed. Ugh. What a ridiculous situation!
That was probably smart. 🤷♀️
Imagine. I was born and raised in Indiana. Graduated from both Indiana University and Purdue University, BA English Lit and BS Computer Science respectively. I married a man from Indiana, raised two children in Indiana who both graduated from Purdue University with engineering degrees and promptly moved to Illinois on graduation. Since I lived in NW Indiana, I worked most of my career commuting to Chicago. I held my breath during the 2008 election, because I would have felt humiliated if Obama hadn’t won. Now that I’m retired, I live near my children in the Chicago western suburbs. I feel so much more at home here amongst a variety of ethnic backgrounds, even though I’m about as white bread as you can be.
After all that, I am immensely relieved that my home state stood up to that orange, malevolent blob in the White House.
You make a terrific point. Why DO we do that. Yeah, Indiana should move down next to Alabama. 🙄
It's a good place to gas up before heading into Chicago where gas is more expensive, although that depends on the neighborhood. As a south sider, I recommend not filling up in Hyde Park; stop in Chatham or South Shore. They really aren't THAT dangerous. Well, at least as long as a Blackhawk helicopter isn't landing on a building in the middle of the night and disgorging 300 terrorists (agents) to break down doors and drag children out of their beds and zip tie them. (I am from South Shore and I am never not going to be infuriated by that, which happened one block from the corner where my sister and I used to hang out.)
I was born and raised in Chicago, but moved quite a few years ago, but it infuriates me that those Gestapo goons are terrorizing Chicago.
No no NO, Susan! The packet clearly states “I’M HUUGE!” 😄 No one has ever seen such a HUUGE dick! Well, maybe he’s right about that.
So huge no one has seen it. Donnie hasn't seen it either in years.
The same size as his brain. “Itsy bitsy teeny weeny….” 🎶
I like to point that out every chance I get to MAGA guys.
He wouldn’t know what to do with it or what it was if he was to ever find it. Probably think it was the biggliest PIMPLE ever, the likes never NEVER seen before, on his shriveled dried up cojones
😂😂😂
LOL
I think South Park got it about right, as Stormy Daniels can verify
🤣😂🤣
LOL 😂😂😂😂
Teenie weenie condoms!
For a mushroom!
Stinkhorn scented.
So Trump and his buddies at the Heritage Foundation maybe missed out on the entire contents of “How to Make Friends and Influence People”. Or at least the parts that didn’t suggest starting negotiations with threats. By now every international leader knows that Trump starts with threats, then TACOs. (Unless you happen to be a Ukrainian, a poor immigrant or some nameless person on a small boat in the Caribbean…then he’s all for bombing your ass)
Right? The screaming toddler thinks he can threaten the ICC ??!!! HOW MUCH LONGER MUST WE ENDURE THIS SHIT!! And wait, more importantly, HOW CAN SO MANY ASSHOLES SUPPORT THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN??? I'm not even talking about the cultists, they're braindead. But the fucking congress people. WHY! They KNOW he's insane.
They think they are saving their own miserable asses.
It’s insane.
The huge label brought some laughs, eh?
It would seem so.
Susan, he really thinks he is the ruler of the world
I’m not sure he could actually put a condom on his tiny man baby dick.
Fuck the Heritage Foundation aholes indeed!!!
Button mushroom size according to Stormy.
What you're witnessing in called flailing.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Sorry, I can’t leave a comment today. My hand is all bandaged up from shaking hands yesterday. It probably won’t be better tomorrow, either.
I had to type this with my toes, because of all the handshaking
Has anyone asked WHO he is shaking hands with, since he virtually never engages with the public and supposedly has a germ-phobia?
Rosy Palm and her five milkmaids, since Epstein Island is closed.
I was gonna say something similar, but yours is better.
🐄😝😝😝
😂😂😂
Trump's ankles don't look so good, but AFAIK we've never seen his toes -- and I for one have no desire to change that.
Just the thought...🤮
Gee, how do you know how his poor ankles look? I don't see him standing on his head very often. But he does sometimes appear to be leaning forward when he stands.
The leaning forward is a classic sign of frontotemporal dementia
Leaning noticeably forward when standing is not considered a classic sign of frontotemporal dementia (FTD). While FTD can cause movement and posture changes in some subtypes, a stooped or forward‑leaning posture is more commonly associated with conditions like Parkinson’s disease or Lewy body dementia, rather than being a hallmark of FTD. Sources: Mayo Clinic on FTD • Medical News Today on dementia posturing •
I don't think the lifts in his shoes help.
I read an article with measured viewpoints on both sides. At this time I’m
Sticking with the ftd diagnosis.
And no, the lifts don’t help.
Because I've seen photos on various media that aren't faked. Notice how the hem of his pants doesn't come down all the way to the floor?
No, I've never noticed that. His utter repulsiveness makes me look away.
try this. It’s been in the news a lot lately.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/politics/trump-leg-swelling-chronic-venous-insufficiency
His suits are always badly fitting which is weird because most places that sell men's suits alter them for free, especially if he's buying $5000 suits like he claims. It's automatic. Someone once posited an interesting theory about this. Since he needs to believe the entire world revolves around him, he needs to believe that whatever his size is, it was designed specifically for him, and to do alterations would be to admit that he is not the sole person that size is based on. It sounds ridiculous, but it also sounds like something he might think.
I figured it was because he always stiffs tradesmen, the tailors refuse to work for him.
It sure does -- not least because he and his doctor lie about his weight too.
Not so ridiculous! I once worked for a woman who was always mail-ordering clothes too small for her then returning them because they didn't fit. She couldn't admit what size she really was. Given Trump's delusions about his weight, this might apply to him too.
Lifts in his shoes Charles…
More like stilts in his shoes!
Gave me a good chuckle Stephen!
Maybe. I wouldn't be surprised considering everything else about the jerk is phony.
try this. It’s been in the news a lot lately.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/politics/trump-leg-swelling-chronic-venous-insufficiency
Oh, yeah, elephantids.
I think you meant to write “cankles.”
He’s cloven-footed, is why.
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Well done! I don’t see hardly any typos.
(I actually don’t see any typos.)
And a pedant would be right on top of any typos we well know.
Saying that from experience- I have to bite my tongue (or the literary equivalent) on a daily basis at the illiteracy of the Interweb.
If you don't see hardly any, then you must see lots?
No. As I explained, I don’t see none.
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Every other President spends a lot of time shaking hands. I don't recall any of them having to smear pancake makeup or put several Band-Aids on their hands.
Why on God's green earth would anyone want to shake hands with him?? We don't know where they've been but we have a pretty good idea.
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My Huuuge sympathy...
Nicely played Clyde!
I went straight to the photographs to see which ones you had put on.
Now to read your article
Me too! "Put on?" You don't mean that. But it shows that 'rump was in sales of crap from the beginning.
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Sorry ! Translate ‘Put on ‘ as ‘downloaded ‘ on the newsletter 😔
Just teasing . . . I thought it was a freudian slip. 🤣
Does KKKaroline not realize that when you shake hands, it's mostly your palms that touch, not the back of your fucking hands? Lord almighty, that girl's brainpower is running on fumes.
She’s very adept at smothering the truth. The worm will turn and eventually the Truth shall smother her.
Nah, Fox Noise show host in 3 years, maybe Hegseth's old gig.
You are prob right!
What brainpower? Her only thought is "Whatever Trump wants me to say."
But AGGRESSIVELY. She has to spew the putdowns of questioners AGGRESSIVELY. Still, you're right, that takes no brain activity, just a naturally asshole personality.
I usually think of that descriptor as being masculine- don't get wrong- I like men- but assholes are generally male. Leavitt is however, the epitome of the female asshole.
I chose that insult because I simply refuse to use the word bitch. It just seems sexist and stupid to have an insult word that only applies to women. Just something odd about me, I guess.
See, Donny’s hands are so tiny that when he shakes hands with a normal-sized person, the back of his hand gets all crushed up and mangled. Especially when he tries to execute one of those idiotic elbow-up domination moves. It’s rumored that Macron caused the first bruise.
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So typical of a sociopathic narcissistic that piss-baby King Trump has proven himself to be: Threatening the State of Indiana if he doesn't get his way. My gods, this is out-and-out tyranny.
CONGRESS, DO YOUR JOB, AND REMOVE THIS RAVING INFANTILE AUTOCRATIC TYRANNT FROM OUR WHITE HOUSE!!
Trump condoms. I guess that explains how Eric got here.
Trump infamously never wore condoms. He just threw rolls of cash at his victims for abortions before he left. (Source: Jane Doe testimony, 13-year-old raped in Epstein's apt. by Trump.)
I read that one of the victims' complaints included trump yelling at her for starting fellatio without putting a condom on him, so she was reprimanded by Ghislane Maxwell. Mr Germ Freak...
Stormy Daniels corroborates no condom.
Yikes Sharon, I hadn’t heard that one before!!
Oh that’s what happened , that sucks !
Yeah, a Trojan could’ve changed everything.
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Left me with a smile and a mal a la tete Stephanie!
I needed that laugh. Thank you!
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So, we can expect a ground war in Venezuela this week?
probably in the next fifteen minutes
Why wait that long? 3…2…1….
Not likely, Jeff.
There are 2300 Marines on board ships in the newly formed fleet and Venezuela has a military of 90,000.
The generals aren’t going to let him start anything without another 150,000 US troops ready for action in the immediate area.
Nah. The generals are Kegsbreath's He-men. They will be able to defeat 90,000 with 2300. Especially if they are armed with George HW Bush's tourist maps. All directions point to oil refineries.
Good call Ole!
Yes !
Likely the best distraction Marianne!
Or New Orleans. Coin toss.
A lot of wins over the past couple of days but yet, there is still fuckery afoot.
there will always be fuckery, but let's celebrate the good shit when it happens
I'm working on the music for this up-lifting anthem:
“No Kings”
An Anthem for America
Written by The People, for The People
Verse 1
Two hundred fifty years gone by,
Our patriots fought and bled,
They carved a path for unity,
That wrote our republic’s name;
Now chaos tests our union,
Yet the Constitution shows,
A promise for the future,
From the Founding Fathers long ago.
Chorus 1
No Kings! No kings! No kings!, we cry,
Here throughout the land,
Our stalwart mission rings aloud,
Autocracy will not stand,
Hate and fear won’t stand!
Verse 2
Through trials, storms, and oppression,
This vision still holds true,
Democracy’s enduring light,
Belongs to me and you;
The Constitution guides us still,
From division and through strife,
It calls us back to Liberty,
The heartbeat of our life!
Chorus 2
“No King! No kings! No kings!” we cry,
Here throughout the land,
Our stalwart mission rings aloud,
Autocracy will not stand,
Corruption will not stand!
Verse 3
Thrones and crowns and kings alike,
The warning signs we face,
Our love of country sees clearly,
Tyranny’s ruthless shame;
Both red and blue we gather now,
Drawn by equality’s flame,
Our common voice we raise in song,
For the USA!
Chorus 3
“No King! No kings! No kings!” we cry,
Here throughout the land,
Our stalwart mission rings aloud,
Autocracy will not stand,
Tyranny will not stand!
Yes! Celebrate every win that comes our way—trump gets participation medals for doing nothing good (I guess the medals are for doing bad things so scratch that—his medals are valid)—so if he can celebrate the bad then we certainly can celebrate the good!
I think we may see an upward trend in what Indiana just did.
Courage under threat is leadership. Capitulation under comfort is collaboration.
No one likes attaching themselves to a Lame Duck -- and Donnie is the lamest of them all, getting lamer and lamer each day.
The Epstein photo release this morning is more on the pile for him. The water is rising fast and President Pedo is a diseased rock dragging those around him to the bottom.
All it takes is one. My favorite example is that after Roger Bannister broke the "unbreakable" four-minute mile, within a year twenty other milers, worldwide, had done the same. All they needed was for someone to show them it was possible.
Excellent example Stuart!
We've never had a lame dick president. Until now.
At least some Indiana Republicans can do this thing called "math." They see the recent election results (swings toward Democrats) and also know that redistricting Blue districts inevitably means diluting the red districts, because you're moving Democratic voters into them.
As far as shaking hands, I've shaken a lot of hands and I don't remember ever using the back of my hand to do it. This piece from Aaron Rupar is worth reading: https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-hand-bandages-discolored
A lovely detail of the Macron/Donnie Demento handshake: watch the hands, as Demento can't get free until Macron loosens his grip--with a patronizing pat to Demento as he does so.....finally.
I LOVE the Macron handshakes.
Payback for years of Trump’s handshaking fuckery Joyce!
WTF? “underage women”?! Children. They were children. Who the hell wrote that?
Unless they were pre-pubescent, no, they were not "children." If they were 15 or 16, they were not "children," they were minors or "underage girls," possibly. I know we like to do this to make their deeds seem more evil on paper, but I think we sabotage our credibility with dramatic language, just as they do by trying to make it sound like a 15-year-old is functionally an adult,
No. 15, 16 and 17 year old kids ARE children.
No, they are neither legally or technically "children" and in fact, until 100 years ago, they weren't considered "children" by any standard – they were out of school, working, raising families. We use that word because it provokes outrage but it's dishonest on our part, and sabotages our moral standing. Just use truthful language. What they did is bad enough without trying to stoke extra outrage.
LEGALLY, anyone under the age of 18 is a CHILD. I used to work for the juvenile court system, in a juvenile detention facility. We had CHILDREN there that ranged from age 9 through 17.
No, they're a minor, not a child. And in many states the bind-over age is 14 to refer an offender to adult court, so it entirely depends on the offense and the jurisdiction what they're declared (a Juvenile isn't a "child"; they're a minor. "Juvenile" and "child" are not the same).
Why the fuck are you debating this? I hope you aren’t looking for a “loophole” to defend pedophilia
In Florida, the legal age of adulthood (age of majority) is 18 years. Legally and technically. And otherwise-ly.
Try to stoke some facts, if that's your name.
Thank you. Agreed. Sometimes being pedantic makes a big difference in the argument. This is one of those times.
Megyn Kelly is that you?
He won't release his taxes that could prove he's a tax cheat.
He won't release the Epstein files that could prove he's a pedophile.
He won't release the boat strike video that could prove he's a war criminal.
He won't release the jobs report that could prove his economic policies are a failure.
Most transparent president my ass!
Jack Smith conclusive evidence file was released to congress a couple days ago, he has a scheduled hearing next Wednesday, get your popcorn ready Mark…
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If smegma was a person, it would be Donald Trump.
Preznit Smeghead McPuddingCup.
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I guess I'll stick with poetry.
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Ewwww....what a gross visual.
Encrusted with Epstein’s and Bubba’s head cheese
Now THAT is a winner.
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My thoughts were that #Bumblefuck is the one that *produces* it. #ThreeShirtsBannon is the RESULT.
Seriously - who in their right MIND would let that thing touch them, w/out a "Naked Gun" style full body condom? Dude looks like he's been living in a REFRIGERATOR BOX UNDER AN OVERPASS since 2016!
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And yet, 10's of millions of Americans would still vote for him if he ran for president again, or for anything. Also, 19 Republicans in the Indiana house still voted to redistrict, almost half. We have to accept the fact that we can only do so much to help an American public that is brain dead or hopelessly delusional.
Thats what worries me, too. We have a lot of work to do to bring our society up to some level of intellect and human decency. If I were in charge (Thank god I'm not), I'd fix our educational system.
A fix would mean purging all school boards of MAGATs who go after teachers who teach history correctly and strip school libraries of the best books.
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Can’t rid the country of ignorance Susan!
I refuse to believe that we can’t at least try. I’m not a naysayer.
Susan, I love your outlook, but we've never stopped trying. The results aren't pretty, and cell phone entertainment devices for children aren't helping anything (hopefully Australia's recent attempts at ending that may show some fruit one day), but apathy and ignorance will always affect a certain percentage of any country's citizens. It can only be held to a minimum at best.
Ok. I know there will always be a certain percentage of ignorance. The current regime has made education their last priority. We have a lot of work to get things back on track. So I’m sorry if I insinuated that we could make it ALL better. It’s tough trying to be clear out here.
Agree with you take Susan. Trump and the billionaire class have been dumbing down society, knowing they’re easier to control, by a number of means….they own all our media, if you think about it. Accepting that the bell curve never goes away isn’t easy, but factual!