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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

things are going swimmingly with Donny's peace deal:

"Iran attacks US military sites in Bahrain and Kuwait as strikes strain fragile truce

US President Donald Trump warns Iran 'will no longer exist' if strikes continue, while Tehran threatens to halt negotiations."

https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/28/world/live-news/iran-war-strikes-trump?post-id

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no one could have predicted this

Mike Hammer's avatar

As Rick Wilson said, “Everything Trump touches dies”.

Miselle's avatar

🎯🎯🎯🎯👏🏼👏🏼

Tad Huckabee's avatar

I know right? I did nazi this coming.

Denise's avatar

Ba dum tsss!!

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Sarcasm detected. The Gods love you Jeff.

Marc Panaye's avatar

No one except everyone with a functioning brain.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, meaning only non-MAGAs

Shmuel's avatar

Hi Jeff, glad to know that you share a birthday with my late father. He was born in 1921, in NYC, served his country in the Navy in WWII, and was a lifelong Rooseveltian Democrat

HI2thDoc's avatar

WWII veterans are the OG Antifa

Joyce's avatar

I personally am stunned by this development--so unexpected, so shocking. Yessiree. Surprised. Caught off guard. Never thought it could possibly happen.

Kay-El's avatar

Except my magic 8 ball.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

jeff, Its so fucktastic, that I couldnt even write about it.

I focused on SCOTUS being a bunch of sycophantic ass suckers.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-lid-lung-donald-trump

Three rulings in one week. All 6-3. The Supreme Court spent the back half of June handing the administration a deportation machine — and did it on the shadow docket, no argument, no briefing, just the quiet thunk of doors closing on people who did everything this country asked. Damn near 350,000 Haitians and Syrians stripped of protected status with a paragraph. This is not the law catching up to a crisis. It's the law bent into a crowbar.

Tess's avatar

Supreme Court….well…except for 3 of them….not so supreme, more like sickening. UGH.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Those six injustices are turds

Their rulings are ridiculous words

Roberts, Alito and Thomas

Have fulfilled drumpf's promise

Of enabling the racist herds

P123Sunny's avatar

Need an asterisk for Leo/McConnell somewhere Doc :/

P123Sunny's avatar

Funny story - SCOTUS’ WHOLE DEAL was being / or appearing as ‘non-partisan’ as possible (I actually read Woodward’s ‘The Brethren’ back in the day) - how ‘quaint’. I don’t think ppl really know how completely bankrupt it is to constantly refer to the 6 ma ga justices… it’s so blatant. Much like R Congresscritters 100% voting in lockstep and not with their actual constituents in mind. Ever. Ah well

P123Sunny's avatar

Supreme Caught ~ is more like it ::

devourerofpancakes's avatar

The second SCOTUS reform (after adding judges) is to get rid of ghe shadow docket.

Theresa Palmer's avatar

I truly don’t understand the dragnet thrown on those specific people.

Why them??

HI2thDoc's avatar

Racism and Islamophobia

P123Sunny's avatar

most vulnerable / easy grab for max effect

HI2thDoc's avatar

Iran's Fars News spilled the tea

What non-MAGA Americans can see

drumpf's blustery tweets

Are cult bullshit treats

To create his own reality

Kim Nesvig's avatar

How many times does Donnie think he can threaten (or claim) obliteration before the threat begins to lose its effect?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Iran's Fars News revealed that the drumpf regime privately told the Iranian government to ignore his tweets, as they are for the consumption of his followers and do not constitute actual negotiations or official stance on issues. See the limerick above

P123Sunny's avatar

Or just playing for the Markets…?

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

I think it already has lost its effect.

M3333's avatar

We do not have bombs to take out Iran!!!

Kim Steeves's avatar

The boy/man child who cried wolf?

DeBurgh's avatar

The only thing Donny is good at is stealing. And even that is a joke. His family only gets away with it if we let them. See Magyar and Orban.

P123Sunny's avatar

Quote of the week: “The American Spirit is ALIVE and WELL… in Albania.”😖

DeBurgh's avatar

So good!

Here's the open message I'm posting everywhere and sending to my Senators and Representative and office holders at all levels: "Trump is stealing from us. If you are on his side you are working for him, not us."

M3333's avatar

Just another daily clusterfuck engineered by the worst fucking President in American history by professional Presidential scholars again this year!!!

SethTriggs's avatar

The Straits of Schrödinger will never release us!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I think the press has forgotten what "truce" means. If everybody is shooting at each other you don't have a truce.

Major Kong's avatar

America sent its best to negotiate. 2 real estate developers.

Dean Sigler's avatar

The only things going swimmingly are the sailors forced off their burning ships.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Well that's different...🙄

And magically, later today, there'll be a tentative "peace deal" for the markets.

arne link's avatar

As always. Yawn.

US Blues's avatar

So what’s the deal with the REAL America 250 not the “Freedom America” bs?

Has it been canceled or has it all fallen on Heather Cox Richardson’s shoulders?

Robert Eckert's avatar

They were denied permits for the events they attempted to organize.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Oh, joyful thanks for the Daily Mail link, which shares so many delightful images and vignettes.

Ann Anderson's avatar

If MAGA can't get off their fat asses to attend a fair, what are the chances they'll vote this fall? The public wanking was the most entertaining thing there, and the average neighborhood street fair has better organized food.

Miselle's avatar

Our block party two years ago had more people. Just saying.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

The line to the portable toilets at the air show had way more attention!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Another day, another pile. As a person born and raised in Washington DC, the DC metro area is resolutely blue. The only people who would ever attend this fair are out of town tourists.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

It occurred to me that only someone who had never attended an actual state fair would have come up with the idea of a national state fair. I mean, the operative word is “state”.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Oxymoron, thy name is MAGA.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

I lived in D.C. most of the years from 1969 to 1985, when it was still Chocolate City. In presidential elections, D.C. reliably turned out +80% for the Democratic nominee. Being a native of Massachusetts (who's been back here since 1985), I was proud that MA usually had the second-highest Dem percentage. (Still have a T-shirt from the 1976 Festival of American Folklife.)

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Not just DC, but the Maryland and Virginia suburbs are also very blue.

Stuart's avatar

FYI, I grew up in nearby Annapolis. We all tended to regard people who said "Chocolate City," or "Chocolate" prefixing anything to do with Black people, as pretty racist. Not accusing you, just giving you a friendly warning.

Nancie's avatar

DC tourism--that kind of died with the high price of gasoline and airline tickets and soldiers/ICE surrounding the museums and monuments. Also, these days, those from other countries are avoiding U.S. tourism as well.

Bob's avatar

I’ve seen more people at a neighborhood 4th of July parade.

Donna Marie's avatar

The disallusion will flow like warm ooze

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Even the 1,500 J6 criminals granted pardons by Trump couldn't be bothered to attend his DOA Birthday Jerkoff Jubilee. It's transactional, even for MAGA.

Will's avatar
2hEdited

Jeff wrote: "imagine that a President Kamala Harris had handed America’s 250th birthday celebrations over to a corrupt cabal of cronies, and that she was getting a taste of the action."

And I think every Republican voter understands the double standard. It's become a game to them. As long as Republicans win and Democrats lose, everything is fine. Our country could be a pile of rubble, but many would celebrate the fact that -- at least -- Republicans have control of the government. I hope that's changing in time for the November election.

Deb Martina's avatar

Apparently the votes are magically cast.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The wanking incident should bring in a few jovial J6 folks.

Janice Harvey's avatar

The displays look my 6th grade science fair circa 1967. Did anyone make volcano with baking soda? Which state was that?

HI2thDoc's avatar

It's just so typical MAGA that their version of Uncle Sam is a perv

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Freedom 250 turning into melted ice cream, dead booths, broken rides, canceled acts, and one extremely confused Uncle Sam is almost too perfect. Trump tried to hijack America’s birthday and turn it into a merch table for his ego, but the country RSVP’d “new phone, who dis?” Patriotism cannot be grifted into existence. You can slap flags on a dumpster fire, but eventually people notice the smell.

Ginny Hall's avatar

It makes me sad because I remember the bicentennial, and how patriotic it made me feel at age 19. This year we had a chance to try to revive some good feelings about the country, thinking about our history, how far we have come, but nope.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Yeah, that is a big nope. :-(

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

I love how the booths for states that chose not to participate in the shit show have just a couple of lounge chairs and a table and lamp in them. How ridiculous.

Joyce's avatar

And it seems that one of the former Confederate states (possibly NC?) celebrated the recent triumph of racism brought to us by the Extreme Court by flying a Confederate flag at the oxymoronic state national fair.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Yes it was NC, and they removed it after the national attention

Tad Huckabee's avatar

Yet another tRump success story!

Lizbeth Maher's avatar

Why was Trump still attending his military high school when he was 20 years old?

Steveinexile's avatar

I went to a NYC private school that was part of the same independent secondary school association that NYMA was, and even 50+ years ago everyone knew that was a place where parents with money sent bad seeds to try to straighten them out.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

He never was good at math.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Growing them bone spurs arrested his development

Stephen Brady's avatar

It was an expensive private 'reform school'. 'Bet he did something bad enough to get him sent to the real thing without Daddy's checkbook.

rlritt's avatar

Maybe set the dog on fire?

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

That was my first thought as well

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

He was 18. He should fire that sycophant assistant that posts this garbage.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

While Obama was surfing and smoking doobs while getting straight A's in Hawaii, Donald was curled up in his robe on his dorm bed taking perv selfies.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"hey Gian — is that a chapstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to be at the Mall?"

😂😂😂 Thats brilliant.

Every day it goes from worse to worser. 😜

Terrific photos today...I would have really liked to share a cocktail hour with Ms. Spouse. ❤️

HI2thDoc's avatar
3hEdited

MAGA Uncle Sam thought his venue was Cirque du Jerk

Stephen Brady's avatar

I read it as 'chopstick' but that works too!

Mike Hammer's avatar

It will be interesting to see how Trump fans react when the water in the pool turns to blood during his next rally. Then comes the pestilence, the blight, the locusts flying out of his mouth. He really needs to up his game as an entertainer. Talk about losing a step.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The plague of frogs has begun with the amphifa

Dave Drell's avatar

Just wanted to say

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks! 🎂🎂🎂

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Here's an idea: Let's celebrate America's 254th on the Mall in the summer of 2029. What better excuse for a summer-long party?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I like that idea

Tess's avatar

Ew…ew…ew…. gross and incompetent handling of the 250th for America. WTF?! Anyway…besides the beautiful Claudia photos…I also love your closing remarks…today: “don’t take your dick out of the National Mall….” Sick freak is right! Have a nice Sunday everyone!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The incompetence was a byproduct, albeit a predictable one, of his grabbiness and grifting. He usurped what was a genuinely patriotic, non-partisan celebration in order to aggrandize himself and award non-bid taxpayer money to his cronies. He probably is getting kickbacks, too. Everyone should be incensed at this waste and defilement of the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, where most ironically, the Founders threw off the mantle of oppression by a dictator.

Mingo's avatar

I'm incensed. I have been since 1985 when he was splashed across the tabloid pages with his flashy lifestyle. Everything is with OPM- other peoples money.

rlritt's avatar

Well, at least someone was having fun the Freedom 250. He just took the Freedom to be himself.

Mingo's avatar

Donnie also stole money from the National Park Service which forced layoffs of employees and deferred maintenance at our National Parks. That was our taxpayer money. He has the stickiest fingers. Freedom 250 my ass. Everything is a marketing gimmick. Always in used car salesman mode. Today we're at war again. Just go away permanently and take your family, cronies and crackpots you installed into our government with you. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Grrrr!

kdsherpa's avatar

The Bald Eagle attacking the orange sadist is the best part! That should be shown on Jumbotron screen -- better yet, Jumbotron screens at the "four directions" -- along with the Uncle Sam imitator masturbating in front of a group of women performers.

Brooks R Susman's avatar

I can't help laughing at DonnieFelon's failure. At 80, I was around for the Bicentennial, when relief from Tricky Dick and Vietnam was beginning. Now? We're screwed!

Miselle's avatar

While this is ironic, and yeah, kinda funny--I'm also really sad and bummed out by this.

Don't get me wrong, I relish Trump's failures, but yet I'm so sad that EVEN THIS WONDERFUL anniversary is tarnished by the orange one!

I'm old enough to remember 1976 and how COOL and FUN it was to be a young person for the celebrations. 😟

Yet another thing Trump has destroyed.

I suggest everyone look up Heather Cox Richardson's "250 to 250" series she has been releasing. Ten videos of America per week, each about a minute or so long. I am grateful for them.

Kay-El's avatar

I’ve been watching HCR’s series every week. Learning new things because I’m not afraid of education.

Ginny Hall's avatar

Makes me sad, too, and for the same reason.

Betsy L's avatar

About Trump's photo - the caption says he's 20, but there's no way he would have been in a military uniform at 20. That was a military HIGH SCHOOL, and the date of the yearbook puts him at 17 or 18. After graduation, he got Daddy to get him all those deferments.

Ginny Hall's avatar

Yes! At 20, he was a junior at Penn in the Wharton School, being "the dumbest student" one professor ever had. Shows how demented he is that he couldn't even get his own age right.

Tad Huckabee's avatar

The enthusiasm for anything Donald is over. Everyone is sick to death of him

HI2thDoc's avatar

Everyone except the congressional members of the Guardians of Predators party

Cyndi's avatar

They are sick of him, too. They are just too cowardly to push back. Besides, they still expect to get their cut.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Not sick enough to grow a spine or do the right thing

Martha Howell's avatar

Remember how Putin commanded a group of them to Moscow on July4, 2018 and they came back saying there was no election interference, and since have continued to faithfully follow Trump's lead, straight into the ditch? Almost like they're compromised? My senator, Russian Ron Johnson, the white guy on the most recent ballot, was one of them.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I'm celebrating "the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" over Moscow now. Zelensky knows how to throw a party.

arne link's avatar

If Kegsbreath were smart, he would hire Zelensky. Sigh.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Godless Old Pedaphiles

Bob Bowden's avatar

And some - namely 700,000 children in Africa - are actually dying or in many cases already deceased because of the corrupt gift of unconstitutional line item veto-equivalent power the transactional tRump bestowed on his number one political donor, the overtly racist Elon Musk

rlritt's avatar

Musk is a NAZI. He can't get over that South Africa outlawed Apartheid.