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Alison Parker's avatar

The only thing that has changed for me is that I somehow amazingly loathe him even more.

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Derek Smith's avatar

It was the fist-pumping that really got to me. SS agents trying to pull him to safety, and he wants his fucking shoes.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

They had lifts in them.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I saw a video - unfortunately I didn't bookmark it - taken from behind the stage, and you can see the lifts come flying out of Trump's shoes as the Secret Service tries to get Donny to safety

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Susan Keefer's avatar

I would like to know what this is about.

From James Blair, Trump Campaign & RNC on talking about Trump’s assassination attempt:

“Anyone who speaks with the press, even on background or off the record, will be found and terminated immediately. Refrain from commenting, speculating, posting on social media etc. Complete and total lockdown.”

What are they trying to hide⁉️

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

My grown son made the comment to me when we were speculating whether this was fake, that if you didn't hear much about the motive or they weren't sure why the shooting, then begin to wonder what really happened. I live in Vegas and it's still a "mystery" 7 years later why the largest mass murder in US history happened here 10/1/17. Many here believe that the real Vegas story has been hidden. The sheriff at the time is now our GOP governor. They seem to know right away the motive for all the other young, white, male shootings but this one - 3 days later. I'm not into conspiracies usually and it is what it is. The most important thing is that Biden wins.

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bruce somers's avatar

That it wasn't a real attempt.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Absolutely staged from the get-go.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Everything.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

It's a good thing the pants didn't fly off - we would have seen a diaper lying sadly along with the lifts.

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Nancy Young's avatar

Speaking if things flying off, it would have been a real hoot if his orange gerbil came flying off his head.

Oh, and btw, now I can’t the image of his used diaper out of head! TY!

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Nunya's avatar

Actually, we saw A LOT of pink scalp as he was being hustled into that SUV. I bet he was screaming when he saw that. 🤭

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Marcie's avatar

I figured that is what he would wear on his head to the convention.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

LOL. I saw it on Twitter last night I think. The poor little lifts are lying in the grass by the stage. He's obsessed with height. He's not short to begin with, I don't know what the lifts are for then. He mentions how tall Barron is every chance he gets. You'll never see Barron at a rally again and where was the loving wife last night?

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

We have limited news in Portugal, but my first thought was, will we see Melania bedside like the loving wife? But then I found he actually went to the golf course, so no, she wasn't needed, even for a photo op.

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Lynn O’Neal's avatar

The lifts are because of his posture. Have you not noticed that he leans forward awkwardly? It’s a symptom of some disease. So he has started wearing lifts to keep him upright rather than leaning forward.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I've seen that mentioned before. It can be a sign of frontotemporal dementia. I know why he falls asleep all the time. It must be exhausting at his age to unsuccessfully keep up the pretense than you're a young, virile warrior (he never was, BTW). Dyed and ferret like hair, spray tan so much he looks like he has jaundice, lifts in his shoes, diapers so he doesn't poop his pants in public. Wow. I get sleepy just talking about it. Everything about him, inside and out is FAKE. If he wasn't such a horrible human being, I'd actually feel a little bit of compassion for him, but my compassion supply ran out a long time ago regarding sociopathic narcissists. Did you see the picture of him asleep last night at the RNC? The Dems should just run with that after hearing about sleepy Joe for so long. The GOP is so ridiculous that talking about them is like you're talking about a fictional political party for a Netflix series.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

From Alternet, 10-22-20:

A professor of Neurology at George Washington University says he believes there may be legitimate concerns over President Donald J. Trump's "forward-listing posture" ... "I know something about political figures and observable signs of illness from afar," Richard E. Cytowic M.D. wrote in Psychology Today. ...

"While most frequently observed in Parkinson's Disease, the bent posture so evident in Trump may also be seen in Alzheimer's Dementia, movement disorders of the basal ganglia, and as the side effect of certain medications," Cytowic continued. "Also noted are the sudden, jerking movements of Trump's right arm. Since they occur only on one side, the prefix "hemi" is applied, while "ballistic" means sudden or flinging in the manner of a projectile. Trump's hemiballistic arm movements are evident in news clips from Memorial Day (also here via C-Span) at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, as are his uncontrolled swaying and forward tilt. He is seen to grab his wayward arm with the left one in an effort to keep it under control."

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

It’s a symptom of dementia. He shouldn’t even be running for president, but rethuglicons don’t care, he’ll be easy to manipulate.

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bruce somers's avatar

I've heard it's frontal lobe dementia...or frontal lobe lobotomy,I forget which...

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Jane Redmond's avatar

He needs negative heels to keep from pitching forward.

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

But lifts, as their name suggests, lift your heels UP, making you tilt forward even more.

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P123Sunny's avatar

fake tan obv, shoe lifts, an actual diaper - yet nothing seems to matter :?

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P123Sunny's avatar

oh yes - doesn't even call the family of the dead rallygoer - ???!

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bruce somers's avatar

Checking on the life insurance policy I imagine.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Not to give him credit for anything but those may have been Orthopedic inserts.

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P123Sunny's avatar

don't care

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Oh please 🙄

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Bob Lewis's avatar

Love the article Jeff. The title falls in the "no shit" category.

Thanks for putting better words to it than I would have.

The pandering of the media is abhorrent, but predictable. Shit I grew up in the, Huntley and Brinkley report, era. When we all got the same, probably gilded, info before Rush Limbaugh et al and the rise of right-wing broadcasting after Ray-gun castrated the fairness doctrine in '87.

There will be no quarter given on my part. This bullshit rhetoric is just annoying background noise to me. I hope others see it that way too. Nothing has changed, especially Trump, or the media's whoring quest for clicks.

I would like to see an entire flock of technicolor pigs flying out of Trump's ass. That's a Kodak moment.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I say a prayer every night that Rush isn't around.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I'll admit it still makes me happy to write like Francisco Franco, he's still dead...

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Lynn O’Neal's avatar

And speaking of the pandering media, a trump loving friend sent me this regarding my mistaken beliefs about Jan 6. I didn’t respond.

Where would I even begin:

“Lynn Small O'Neal Did you miss the FBI agent (Ray Epps) the day before and the day of exhorting a crowd to go to, and into the capitol, or the police removing barriers, or the capitol police opening the doors for the crowd, or the citizens asking the riot gear dressed police to step in, or Lt Byrd executing Ashley Babbit while several swat officers stood behind he five feet away, or the police escorting individuals around to include the senate chamber? Perhaps you didn't catch the crows of people changing into their "MAGA," clothes as they got off several white busses parked out of sight. Or why the Jan 6 hearings sealed and deleted information that didn't support their narrative. I loath conspiracy theories but when this much stuff is included, ... And the only disruption to the election process was the crowd asking for the hundreds of affidavits alleging election fraud be investigated and not just recounts (that count fraudulent ballots again) but a forensic audit that didn't give Dominion a free pass.”

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Bob Lewis's avatar

For some claiming they loathe conspiracies they sure know a lot of them. I guess it must have a different meaning if you spell it loath.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Epps sued and won for that bullshit.

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Let me sum up's avatar

The wing nut universe would just find a way to make lifts manly, rather than part & parcel of that insecure fuckface's being.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I'm just surprised that all MAGA men aren't painting their faces with bronze makeup yet.

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Marcie's avatar

And sticking minipads on their ears.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

You've seen those clowns wearing a diaper with his name on it, haven't you? The only presidential candidate in history to boost diaper sales. Dr. Scholls will be happy too. You can just laugh and cry at the same time over this nonsense.

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bruce somers's avatar

I'm voting the straight 'Dr. Pepper' ticket.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

LIFTS & DIAPERS, required apparel for the dapper Nat C's.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Heel spurs with “special “ orthotics. ? 😂

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Just like Depends, they all started wearing them when it was suggested he did.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I still say we should congratulate them for coming out publically with their diaper fetish!

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Katy Griffith's avatar

Sir, only manly men wear lifts, diapers & hair weaves “

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P123Sunny's avatar

"before 6:00"

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

What if Crooks was a PATSY, set up to shoot & then be killedto cover up the plot ?. So many tragedies happened because of a FAILURE OF IMAGINATION.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Think RFK and Sirhan Sirhan…

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P123Sunny's avatar

must I

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Good to know! Yet another lie. AND there are several photos of him playing golf on Sunday with NOTHING on his ear!

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Ben Smith's avatar

I think he got 'My Pillow Guy' to put the dressing on his ear!!

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

love an unhinged laughter post - ty

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P123Sunny's avatar

https://x.com/Kaylan_TX_/status/1812926756300726439

SS Lift-toss video (ABOVE)

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Theresa Palmer's avatar

Somebody probably grabbed them for a souvenir! lol

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Judy Player's avatar

Thanks!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

And Trump didn’t want anyone to see them lest we find out that it adds 5 inches to his height. Now if he could only figure out how to add 5 inches to his mushroom, he might have something going. 😆😝

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

How anyone, regardless of how much fake money he has, could ever sleep with him is beyond my comprehension. I'd live in a boy scout tent in a landfill before I'd even go on a date with him. He's always been unattractive. The whole Trump family is ugly. Looks at his parents. Love, love that hairdo of Mom's. I know the times were different, but yikes. Ivana's wasn't much better. That family puts the G in gaudy. While I'm thinking of Ivana, got a laugh out of the comments from Eric the dum dum, that his mom was watching over dad from heaven and that's why he's still alive. I think she must have had a periscope in her golf course coffin and was checking out to make sure Donald was o.k. LOL.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Take a gander at Melania's father...I'd say there are some daddy issues there. 🤢

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

The communist dad is a spitting image of Trump. Old and overweight. Same type of body build. I used to feel sorry for her at first when I didn't know her history with him. But after seeing her in the WH for 4 years and the things I read, she's every bit as bad as he is only in a silent way. She promoted the birther nonsense with Obama, wore that I don't care jacket and she's perfectly content with spending his money that he gets illegally. Notice no one anymore says "free Melania". She is bought and paid for. I hope he lives to be 120 and she's stuck with him for decades.

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂😂

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Doreen Garza's avatar

When I asked some ppl on fb him asking for shoes several times was a lot odd for me, their response, well when you’re in shock you have weird and strange reactions!! NO it’s fn weird! But then look who you’re dealing with!!

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Mr. J. Citizen's avatar

This stood out to me when I saw the video. Considering what was happening, I thought his insistence on getting his shoes to be a surreal.

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bruce somers's avatar

Shock trauma from an ear booboo?? OK...

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂😂

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P123Sunny's avatar

I love all the ex-military/security weighing in on TikTok - on how this was SO WEIRD - and absurd the way it was handled....esp the unsecured book depository bldg - geezus

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

He is Earth’s strangest person, and I say that as the son of a man who was in the top 100.

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Sara Toye's avatar

Without minimizing the trauma Trump went through… i was struck by how much his bandage looked like ones I’ve had after basal cell carcinomas were removed.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Shock, the look I saw was not one of even surprise.

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Sheila Collins's avatar

Everytime I hear that news about his looking for his shoes I think of the Fear and Loathing bit with Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson looking for his golf shoes. FEAR and LOATHING is what I feel now.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Trump is so cheap he probably didn’t want to pay for a new pair of shoes!!! He wasn’t grazed by the ammunition it was a piece of glass!! Every day I have more fear and anxiety! The media is acting like Trump already has his crown! Thank you Jeff for a perspective that eases the pain a little!

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bruce somers's avatar

One problem the MSM created, 24 hour/wingnut outrage machine has created, everyday is like 'Groundhog Day',the brain-dead marks don't possess critical thinking anymore,or if they had it to start with.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

A Ground Hog Day remix with 1984, Metropolis, and Birth of a Nation tossed in.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

I think it's about his being germaphobic (I am, a tiny bit, and I won't walk around without shoes) + always being concerned about his image ( = not dignified to be seen and filmed walking in socks) + being in shock.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

RFK has no problem bare

footin ' on a plane.

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bruce somers's avatar

He should know better,that's how you catch brain worms.

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Sheila Collins's avatar

And that movie also mentions adrenochrome...

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Judy Player's avatar

Tell me more about shoes. Didn't catch.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

The agents hustled him to the ground with such force that his shoes came off; as they started moving him to safety, he said, "Let me get my shoes."

Some people view that request as proof that he was in shock. Others view it as proof that the assassination attempt wasn't real -- that he was completely composed after it happened. I lean toward the former; I don't think that scump, deplorable though he is, would agree to a fake-assassination plot with an assault weapon that could easily blow his head off.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If Trump is a germaphobe, my guess he's a bulletphobe, too. Bigly.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

roger stone probably would

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bruce somers's avatar

Probably poop first,then shoes.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

That just showed what an idiot he is.

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

So the shot was so huge it knocked him out of his lace ups? Or, his feet were too hot to wear shoes so he took them off prior to speaking? So weird. Not as weird as Alex Jones discussing killing Trump on air, but still weird.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

With those huge lifts your heels can't keep the shoes on well.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂😂

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Dee Whitman's avatar

It's been reported that the agents hustled him to the ground with such force that his shoes came off.

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Carol C's avatar

Not lace-ups, then?

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P123Sunny's avatar

right but you can't yell 'FIRE' in a theater - merrick *shrugs*

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bruce somers's avatar

Fake assassination.

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Old Man's avatar

SS as in Nazi Schutzstaffel (protection squads, more commonly called storm troopers)?

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Susan Linehan's avatar

I haven't watched any of the videos. From reports of them I'm wondering if the order of things was

a. Shooter shoots

b. Trump hauled down out of range

c. Secret Service Sniper gets shooter (reported "seconds" after first shots)

d trump still down (reported to be for about a minute) when

e. he hears reports from the SS on top of him that shooter is down and

f. Rises for the photo op he knows is waiting for him.

Whereas of he hadn't heard "shooter down" he'd have stayed right there with his shoe

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Carol C's avatar

Protocol of secret service is to assume there may be more than one shooter, and look for them. Keep the assassination target down, head protected. Apparently protocol was not followed at Trump’s request that he be allowed to show defiance and “strength.”

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Susan Linehan's avatar

I’m not talking what Secret Service protocol requires. I’m talking how TRUMP reacted. Had they said “may be another one out there” I’m pretty sure he’d have stayed close to his shoes.

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Carol C's avatar

Yes, I agree with your point. I was repeating what a former agent described as the protocol. The agents didn’t say, wait, we have to make sure there are not others. They apparently let Trump have his way. They let him stand up, contrary to protocol.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

Knowing trump, he was probably biting them to make them get away.

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Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

The fist pump got to me, too. But also, such a trumpy thing to do. Upon reflection, I wonder if the agents knew at the time Crooks was dead & the exit wasn't so urgent. Regardless, I still loathe the felon more & more everyday.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Some rube paid good money for those shoes.

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Theresa Palmer's avatar

Did you see them finally PUSH the bastard into the car? Like "SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!" He must be a security nightmare.

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JJR's avatar

The malignant narcissist never once considered their lives were also in danger. This speaks volumes: his lift embedded shoes over the life of a protectors. Dreadful man and not deserving of being president.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Part of donny's con

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P123Sunny's avatar

photo was all over the front page(s) next day.... just like they rehearsed it :/

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P123Sunny's avatar

that was certainly a legit response under fire!? :)

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Eva Porter's avatar

Same. Glad he didn’t die or get really injured. Can you imagine? 🤮

My hubby is keeping me laughing at least. Melania’s statement: Dahling, next time adjust for wind speed.

Too soon?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Hell no it's not too soon. Good one!

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Marty's avatar

Nope. I would suspect she would say or think that,

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm pissed Crooks missed.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

I would love for scump to drop dead from a heart attack, but I'm glad that he wasn't killed by an assassin. He would have become a martyr, and maga-ism would have become even more entrenched in our national politics.

It's bad enough that the right is using this attempt to blame Dems, and that Dems are temporarily suspending their anti-authoritarian-donnie comments.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

With Trump it is never too soon for humor !!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The war would have started at 7 PM Saturday.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

😂

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

No, that’s in bounds!

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bruce somers's avatar

Nope,😂😂😂😂

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SeekingReason's avatar

Alison, I think it is gearing us ALL up to fight this until they are gone.

Separate note, In Lenoir City, TN. There is a big sign up for Biden/Harris Truth over Lies!! They are getting grief for it. Please write to their city council and to the building owner. To say WE SUPPORT YOU! I don’t know if I can post a link or pic here. Don’t think I can. I’ll put the picture on my Substack. Seriously we need to support Blue dots in Red oceans!

The business in the building is complaining. But the OWNER if the building put it up.

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SeekingReason's avatar

So, I found out it was the building OWNER who put the sign up and the business is unhappy about it.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Please google first.

From a site (news-herald dot net) that might or might not be reputable:

On the morning of July 14, the status of Honey Blossom Boutique’s Facebook page read: “I DID NOT PUT THIS SIGN ON MY BUILDING!!! No one associated with Downtown or City would’ve done this. After an attempt on Trump’s life, this is just down right sick.” The post included a photo of the banner above the shop, which is owned by Angie Monahan-Gordy.

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SeekingReason's avatar

I DID google it. Just because it says .net does not make it illegit! That is a very commonly used ending. Did you not know that?

Also it is the shop owner complaining, the BUILDING OWNER put it there!

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Marty's avatar

It’s amazing isn’t it…there is no end to the loathing!

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Oh, I like this so much. Yes!!!!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

me too

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I agree 💯

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Come sit by me.

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Patris's avatar

It’s his superpower- making sane people hate his froggonian face.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Same…and I didn’t think I had any cells left in my body that weren’t already fuming.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

It's astonishingly coincidental that fangirl Aileen shitcanned all the really bad no good charges on the first day of Trumpy the electric shark fucker's big show.

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Jack Carter's avatar

And just after a miserable young republican shooter missed him. Lucky coincidence, uh. Why von trump does not show his poor “wrecked” ear wound for the world to see? Maybe it is already healed! What a true wonder would it be.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That ear mini pad bullshit was another bizarre display of his never ending phonyness and fraudulent behavior. Nurses were commenting on Twitter that they had never seen a bandage like that used for an ear wound. Amazing how he was on the golf course the very next day without anything covering that very suspicious ear. Unlike Biden, he didn't even call the fallen firefighters wife to offer his condolences. So once again media, stop glorifying this dangerous, self-centered, grandstanding asshole before it's too late.

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SPW's avatar

FYI, that “bandage” is a Telfa 2x2 or 4x4 with adhesive on two sides. Dermatologists use them a lot after Mohs surgery. Keeps the use of other adhesive at a minimum. Frankly, I’m surprised he didn’t arrive with half his head swathed in gauze just so he could drum up even more sympathy from his cult members.

Someone made the comment that Lucifer must be protecting the orange gasbag but I’m thinking Lucifer is doing everything he knows to do to keep him away from Hell too. No one wants Shitzhispants around them.

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Eileen's avatar

Oh my God. Biden phoned the fallen firefighter’s wife and Trump did nothing for them? Oh but sir sir, you’re so overwhelmed by the attempt on your life. The only way to calm yourself is to golf. God bless you. Let the firefighter’s family wait until you’re better.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Not only that--the firefighter's wife REFUSED TO TAKE THE CALL! From the President of the United States! She said "her husband wouldn't have liked it." They are such HATEFUL NASTY people. And you'd think they'd NOTICE that BIDEN called, and not their fucking hero! AHhhhhhhhh.

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Eileen's avatar

I do not doubt she has had her life turned upside down. I also know that the human psyche is such that she will go to HER grave defending her decision to rebuff President Biden, the man who has been trying to return civility to our country. She will never admit it was Trump and the bought and paid for Republican politicians (gun lobby) who made MAGA unsafe. I fear that her children will likewise be poisoned by the myth she is creating with her actions around their father's death. Misery magnified once again by the criminal who gets away with everything. As Jeff writes, the Very Special Boy gets a pass no matter what evil he commits.

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Eileen's avatar

Well, that's a relief that she gave the "nothing against Joe" comment. What a tragedy. Dead husband for what? Good ol' W who would renew the ban on automatic weapons, good ol' Mitch McConnell who growled every time someone had the nerve to mention gun legislation after another mass shooting, the NRA Wayne la Pierre flossing his teeth with gold wire while robbing the idiots of gun fetishdom blind...the fireman died for unbridled greed.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

It’s ear-tie! Little Svengoolie caliber joke

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Leslie Foy's avatar

I bet he’ll be sporting that ear bandage till November!

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the real pambo's avatar

He’ll milk it until it’s almost falling off, then he’ll rebrand it as the, “Ear Square” and sell it for the low, low price of only four payments of $49.99. Not only do you need a pocket square for your suit jacket, you’ll need an Ear Square to look just like dear leader. Put on your Ear Square and watch the sympathy roll in and the harsh criticisms wash away before your eyes!

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Connie Davis's avatar

That's hilarious... and likely true, lol!

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Deb's avatar

What I want to say to why isn’t the media asking for doctors’ and the hospital reports about Fuckface’s injury. How was he able to go golfing the next day? Does he have stitches? Did he have red ink stains? Where are the details?

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bruce somers's avatar

Apparently the MAGAs have been sworn to secrecy about medical records.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Medical records are confidential and it is absolutely illegal to release them without the patient's consent.

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Deb's avatar

I know, but if this had been Joe…MSN would have insisted that he release the medical and hospital records. After Joe had released his medical records, there were those wanted him to have a second exam by an “independent doctor”to see whether he was fit for office!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Well said Deb. The retrumplicans are fucking hypocrites!

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Yeah, the fact they are refusing to release it when you know it would be a huge fucking deal for Biden is so infuriating.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Good question but we may never get to see the details.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

HIPPA.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

We used to put band aids on damaged ears if they would cover. They fit better

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bruce somers's avatar

Pretty sure now we know he bleeds ketchup.

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Anita Smibert's avatar

He doesn't want people to see that it looks suspiciously like a shark bite.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

My smile just broke out into a laugh at that one!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

I don't know why he's afraid of sharks. If he went near the ocean someone would harpoon him.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Moby Don!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Moby Dickhead.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Go, shark, go!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Well, it is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. Nah, trump never watched that channel. So, what’s up with the fear of sharks LDFF??

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Well he does have a semi-moat around his castle.

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bruce somers's avatar

I don't believe he goes near water of any kind.

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Leslee Covington's avatar

It might dissolve the industrial strength glue hehe uses to stick the dead badger to his head and then where would he be?

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂, imagine the stink emanating from him...ugh.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Because " it's very wet, from the standpoint of water ". 🙄

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Marla's avatar

Honestly, I doubt a shark would even bite him. Professional courtesy and all.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Sharks have standards .

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Besides, where would a shark get Listerine?

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Adrienne's avatar

Hahaha good one

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arne link's avatar

Oh, yeah. He would say that he had "the laying on of hands" and that miraculously healed him in seconds. I'm so exhausted.

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bruce somers's avatar

The folks who wanted Biden to take a physical last week are now NOT releasing Trump's ER visit records or medical reports.

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P123Sunny's avatar

SUPER STRANGE

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

All medical records are confidential, and it is absolutely illegal to release them without the patient's consent.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

It is my understanding from what I’ve read that Trump’s people wanted Absolutely no photographs taken in the emergency room..

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Mr. J. Citizen's avatar

does anyone else think they will eventually sell “The Trump Crucifix?” At this rate, it certainly feels like it…

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Designed by no talent Melania.

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

Jesus no doubt touched him and all is well.

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Lisa59's avatar

It's just fucking amazing God saved Agent Orange, but not the children of Uvalde. One of those fucking mystery deals. Toxic as fuck.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Saved Trump but not the poor firefighter.

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Nancy Young's avatar

God’s hand to TFG’s ear. Boom! All fixed.

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Judy Player's avatar

Probably

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Martha White's avatar

This is one of those days when he’s made me hate the whole world and be glad I’m old and won’t be around much longer to see how awful it gets.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

I’m so sorry you feel that way. I loathe tfg and everything he stands for and the cult that worships him, but I keep thinking that if I hold on, things will come out right. If they don’t, and tfg is re-elected, my family has a backup plan. BTW, I’m 75 (today, actually).

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Happy birthday, dear Susan. I, too, am 75. I am using my early morning hours to fight LDFF in all the ways and on all the platforms I can. If I go out, I will go out in a blaze of keyboard glory. (I have plans.)

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you! And thank you for working for democracy.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Happy Birthday Susan ! 82 here. Haven’t decided if I want to go before or after ! Think I’ll stick around for the fireworks when Biden takes office and watch the military take down the insurrection that I’m sure is already in the planning stages.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I think there will be a very different response to any type of insurrection bullshit when Biden wins…

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

I’m afraid that you may be right. “Militias” are not out of the question.

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

Happy birthday. I'm 82 and my back up plan was to get the hell out starting 2 years ago. We now live very happily in Portugal, are registered to vote in California and contribute to at least a dozen Congressional races to elect young progressives plus Justice Democrats, Biden Harris, Sunrise, and a dozen or so Senate races with young progressives with all the money we save living here. Unfortunately, I can't unaddict myself for US politics. I need poladone which is methadone for political junkies.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you! Portugal is on my short list. You were wise to plan ahead.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Ah, you lucky stiff! But you worked for it.

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Deborah T's avatar

Where in Portugal do you live? Are there a lot of expats there? Do a lot of people in the area speak English? Are the locals friendly to expats?

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

We live in the Algarve as we were so spoiled with Napa Valley weather, we opted to keep that similarity, plus I craved water. Yes there are lots of expats, but we've only met 2 US couples so far, so not many countrymen. Lots of Brits, Irish, Scandinavians, Germans and French. Virtually everyone under 40 speaks English as it's required in their schools. Older people no, but they get cafe latte por favor or cerveza which is pretty universal even in the US. And the locals are lovely. This is a tourist area and the livelihoods of so many depend on us as well as the locals when we shop, dine, uber, etc. so yes, they're not just friendly, but helpful and very much into live and let live. We've been here 7 months and have yet to read about a shooting, murder, even robbery if you don't count an occasional pick pocket claim but only in the big cities. It is very much as advertised with the added bonus of great health care at extremely reasonable cost.

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Deborah T's avatar

Thank you so much! If Trump wins in November we might be neighbors!

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Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Happy birthday!

🎉

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you! For some reason it seams like an achievement. 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

Happy birthday 🎂

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Rusalka's avatar

Susan, happy birthday 🎂! We both share same b’day 75 today as well and trying desperately to find plan B to get out of what used to be a free country full of opportunities to a fascist nation similar to Russia, North Korea et al. Perhaps going back to my former home London, UK where now Labor won and Starmer puts country first. I had the pleasure to have lived there 25 years till this psycho arrived.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you and happy birthday to you as well! We’ve been trying to decide between Ireland and Spain. Both countries have large expat populations, welcome newcomers, and allow non-citizens to buy property. If you invest in the country and show you can support yourself you can get visas. UK is also welcoming.

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Stacy1946's avatar

Rusalka!! I hope someone sang the Song to the Moon for your birthday!

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Tess's avatar

Happy birthday!!!!!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

As long as your backup plan doesn't include Canada, because our election is before next October and it's not looking good.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

No, not Canada, although I love BC. I’ve been reading about your problems. I hope your election follows the UK/France scenario.

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Anita Smibert's avatar

That's what I said. Next October. Not THIS October.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Oh no not Canada! That was my go to plan!! Now I have to rethink my escape!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

That's why I keep warning people. We have a Trump too. He just looks like Peewee Herman.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

As far as I know there has been no early election called by either the GG or Trudeau. Given his poll numbers I doubt that he’ll call an election prior to Oct 2025. Our wannabe Trump holds a significant lead in all polls. Just saying.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Happy Birthday to another Susan! 🎉🎉

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Linda McFee's avatar

74 here. I am doing all I can to encourage everyone to VOTE BLUE. Not for me, but for my grandchildren. I won’t be around to witness the destruction of our democracy. My grandchildren will be left with a very different America and a planet destroyed by the right wing ignorance of climate change.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Happy birthday ! Wishing you many more years. 🎂

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Happy birthday 🎂

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Happy birthday!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Radha Nichole Smith's avatar

Happy birthday, Susan! ❤️

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Marla's avatar

Happy Birthday, Susan.

I, too, am 75 and, frankly, too old for this shit. Also too old to acquire citizenship in another country, although I’ve looked into it casually. Considering buying a place somewhere, though. We’ll see.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you! I’m still hopeful that President Biden will win re-election, but I also think there will be an even bigger insurrection by the maga cult. We have to bring the “master minds” behind J6 to justice and neuter the idiots on the not-so-supreme court.

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bruce somers's avatar

Happy Birthday Susan!!! 🎉

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Happy birthday!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thank you!

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

Hey, lots of us are old, but we aren't giving up when the whole world's at stake and there's so much great comedy available on line with all these gifted writers. Take heart dear girl. The year is young.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, there's one more thing I want to see before I can die with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. See if you can guess what it is.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

A re-run just 3 millimeters to the right?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Now, now…

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shee-rah's avatar

The Dumpster behind bars.

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Susan Travis's avatar

My feelings, Martha!

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Lynn O’Neal's avatar

Well, there’s that, but I have grandkids…

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Ditto for me. I’m simply exhausted by the constant noise, and geeze, I don’t even live in the US.

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JOSEPH PEDALINO, JR.'s avatar

Its pretty awful right now !!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I feel exactly the same, I'm 72 & healthy, but I WILL NOT LIVE IN A FASCIST USA.

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Tess's avatar

That’s a damn maxi pad on his ear- didn’t see it the day after when he was golfing! Yuk! Pissin media…..🤬

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Cassandra Here's avatar

He must be bleeding from his whatever.

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bruce somers's avatar

Trumpy's still trying to figure out why he got a prostate exam at the ER...damn Democrats.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

🤪🤪

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

So they were mushroom hunting ? 😊

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Radha Nichole Smith's avatar

Hahahaha!!

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

🤣😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Tess's avatar

Ha! I should have said it LOOKS like a…..lol

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Lynn O’Neal's avatar

Golf photo I heard was not from then, but another day.

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Darrell Smith's avatar

Strange that he didn't have any bandage on his right ear when he got off his plane or when he went golfing the next day. Only when he was acting out in public did he have something on his right ear. Very suspicious and just like when he got COVID then ripped off his mask with great drama. Trump is nothing but a fake person. If he gets elected America will collapse and be attacked by Russia, China, and North Korea. There will be no NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, or anything else.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

MADE FOR TV.

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bruce somers's avatar

Dr. Ronny Pillpopper just wanted to get him in for his weekly prostate exam... different Repugs keep trying to get up in there...

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Didn't he just pull JD Vance out from trump's ass?

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bruce somers's avatar

I think Lindsay Graham or Ted Cruz are in there,but JDs in there now.

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JOSEPH PEDALINO, JR.'s avatar

Maybe he’s planning to rip off that mattress on his ear after his unity speech on Friday and bring this repugnant theatre performance to a dramatic end !

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Patricia M.'s avatar

Feeling especially nauseated this morning. I wonder if this is how folks felt in Germany in 1933.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

That is exactly what has been worrying me. The fascist have been in a tearing hurry to control the courts and neuter all the parts of government that might stop them. And now the full craziness of their "Project 2025" is laid bare. They're fuckin Nazis!!!!

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SeekingReason's avatar

And what is happening now s called Censorship. But they never censor the republican fascist mafia party. We NEED to see ARRESTS. It would be legal!!

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Having batshit crazy opinions isn't strictly illegal, but lying about them in political campaigns probably should be. Unfortunately the fascists control the courts and the electoral college and the red state legislatures because they've fire-hosed lies into the heads of red state voters for decades. And American voters have short attention spans, so we're being sleep walked into falling under the control of a fascist party, just like Germany in 1933. Everything the Nazi party did was technically legal. By the time they showed their true colors it was too late to do anything about it.

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Lynn O’Neal's avatar

I was absolutely thinking the same thing this morning, especially after Canon threw out his case. I just feel like it’s all around me and I can’t do anything about it because nobody else seems to be seeing what a shit fest this is. Yes, I am almost 80 and I am getting quite the potty mouth. We need more words because the ones I know aren’t quite enough.

The scariest words, I hope to never have to say, are “ I told you so; why didn’t you listen?”

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

My potty mouth has been on steroids since 2016. Fuckity fuck him !!!

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Yeah, fuck that guy to hell. You're in good company.

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arne link's avatar

Probably, yet we persist.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

NEVERTHELESS

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JOSEPH PEDALINO, JR.'s avatar

Gesundthight dumkopf !

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Dumkopf, was the tRumps original surname, not Drumpf.

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Radha Nichole Smith's avatar

Probably not. Hitler seems to have actually been popular until 1940.

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Susan's avatar

There were a couple of thousand people demonstrating outside the Republican convention last night, but God forbid the mainstream media cover any of that.

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bruce somers's avatar

81 million protested in 2020,the media continues to ignore that.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I saw some of it on ABC. They covered it all.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

MSNBC posted footage.

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Permian Extinction's avatar

It was on Instagram

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Permian Extinction's avatar

A pox on them all. Just us sane people stick together, vote Blue, and bleeding demolish Trump, et al, in November (et cetera).

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Saw last night on Twitter where Vance's wife worked with Roberts and Kavanaugh at one time. It's just a cluster of greed, corruption and lust for power out of all of them.

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Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Unfortunately us peasants can only sit and watch, and hope there are enough of us that vote for democracy not autocracy.

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Tess's avatar

Make our voices heard!

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

I suggest hosting block parties to watch "Bad Faith". For the price of the movie and a few bowls of pop corn, you might convert a whole neighborhood. Unless you live in Northern California, and then it's probably not necessary.

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bruce somers's avatar

Probably Harlan Crow paid off her student loans.

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Junior's avatar

Final Jeopardy category:

BUTT-KISSING THE NARCISSIST.

Final Jeopardy answer:

This US Senator has had his nose the farthest distance up Trump’s butt since 2020.

Final Jeopardy question:

Who is Vance?

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Let me sum up's avatar

This is the downside of reading comments - I'd actually forgotten about that Pile of Human Butthair (trademark: Wonkette) for a few minutes, whilst focused on other snark targets.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

And yet his wife is INDIAN.

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bruce somers's avatar

Pretty sure progressive media will be playing ole JD on a 24 hour loop with him bad-mouthing Trump.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

The ads just write themselves don’t they!

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Maureen Okonski's avatar

Both Vance and tRump have "anchor babies". Will they be departed during the new Reich?

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Deb's avatar

Hate used to be a mortal sin. Not any more.

The ship is sinking. Old Skipper-rock-me-to-sleep soggy pants has multiple peons manning the ship. Never mind that they are unaware that when the ship goes down there are absolutely no lifeboats. Voting is our life jacket. Get busy and make sure everyone has one!

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Tess's avatar

I like this description Deb!!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, thank you for posting that pic of the N. Korea news reader, it seems Americans are incapable of comprehending the comparison… as our country is becoming more authoritarian on a daily basis… do not question authority because they know best, and those adoring crowds last night in Milwaukee cheering on fascism makes me sick🤮. JD Vance..among his reprehensible views is his endorsement of “Great Replacement Theory”.. the same theory that prompted those Nazis in Charlottesville a few years ago… “Jews will not replace us” was the rallying cry from the tiki torch brigade. These are a bunch of very sick and twisted fascists… but I repeat myself… Best to all fellow travelers, we must be ready for this assault on our Democracy.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump has found his Mini Me.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

From Normal Island News this morning:

The old JD Vance: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us.”

Thankfully, Vance realized his polling numbers went up when he stopped pretending to be a good guy and started appealing to the very worst human impulses. This has always been the most effective strategy to win a US election.

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-chooses-vance-because-he-couldnt

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Chris Craddock's avatar

It's amazing to look at current house and senate republicans current fawning ass-kissing in split-screen views of the same people in 2016 calling trump the end of the world. They were right in 2016. He's the single most dangerous man in the world.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

If I may:

This has always been the most effective strategy to win a GOP election.

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bruce somers's avatar

Fear and hate have been their thing for at least the last 4 decades.

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P123Sunny's avatar

And they STILL let donnie get away w/o showing his infamous healthcare plan. unbelievable

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Lisa T. Sandoval's avatar

Just so I could see what the media was spinning, article after article tried to outdo themselves with florid hyperbole explaining how the orange turd very special boy is such a hero and I threw up 🤮. What are they trying to do. It’s so sickening.

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bruce somers's avatar

I'm not watching the propaganda networks anymore.

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Lisa T. Sandoval's avatar

Neither am I after yesterday. Can’t stomach it.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

These last few days have been unnerving. I've had a pit in my stomach and feel incredibly anxious. There is no person on this planet I despise more than "Bandage McGrazedear" (Adding it to the list of oh so clever monikers!! ) It's down now to voting... we MUST save this country and vote EVERY Republican out of office. If not, Fascism wins and America dies.

And I used to love Jon Stewart. He can fuck off now. What a disappointment. :(

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Agree 100% Susan. Now if we can just settle down and let Biden run the way he should. Attacking tfg’s Project 2025 is still a winning card.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Agree. Project 2025 is a very winning card. The fact the JD Vance is even against divorce in violent marriages is also a point. My mother would have been beaten to death by my father if JD had his way. These are appalling people. :(

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Tess's avatar

😩—-let’s hope Biden takes it from here——like he did with Lester Holt

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Lisa59's avatar

I sent an email to NBC, like they care anyway, to stop the damn Biden rectal examinations. They are all a toxic sellout.

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bruce somers's avatar

I think Trump's little media stunt is to distract from Biden's growing poll numbers,and distract from Americans anger over Project 2025...but I believe everything Trumpy does,fails.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

I feel the same exact way Susan!! Jon Stewart has been the most disappointing!! I have had the pit in my stomach since 2016. When Biden was elected I felt better for a day then it came screaming back!! We all have to vote blue and hope that saves us!!

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Loved Bandage McGrazedear

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