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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I am genuinely curious to find out what percentage of my readership is going to yell at me for not being pro-bitcoin

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K Schaefers's avatar

Nah, I wouldn't count on many. Bitcoin is a goddamn scam, imo.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, Bitcoin… well I agree with you bc only criminals use bitcoins…mobsters, drug dealers, money launderers etc… you get my point…would never invest in that “alternative” currency…. BTW.. love that Lucy clip..never gets old.👍

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Lisa59's avatar

It's legalized money laundering. Period.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

No, it's not. Period.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Saying period does not prove anything, period.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

You're right about that! I couldn't help myself. :)

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Lisa59's avatar

It's been called the Postmodern Ponzi scheme. The wet dream of scammers and grifters.

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Eileen's avatar

Cryptocurrency is anathema to climate security, infrastructure security, corporate data security (data theft/ransom payments), and all manner of controlling the growth of international crime syndicates like those who may want to bribe some otherwise safe democracies. IT'S INSANITY. I just can't.

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shee-rah's avatar

That Lucy clip makes me think of my late mom and how she laughed hysterically at that scene. The restaurants had to close on Monday nights because everyone was home watching “Lucy.”

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

I loved that episode! It always made me crave See's Candy... :)

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shee-rah's avatar

See’s candy…yum!

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Elizabeth Elliott's avatar

My grandma would travel to Phoenix from Missouri to visit and bring back See's- one of my favorite memories.

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Elizabeth Elliott's avatar

I almost forgot- that was also on Ozark Airlines.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

I hope you notice that most criminals deal in cash (but you and I are not criminals, mobsters, drug dealers, money launderers, etc), and 16% of ALL Americans invest in cryptocurrency. Certainly you do not believe that so many Americans are criminals?

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Nancy Neese's avatar

Bitcoin is one of the few topics I’m actually glad to be ignorant about.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m glad I’ve got company. I don’t understand it, and I don’t intend to waste precious time figuring it out.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

It's not that difficult to understand. But if you don't plan to invest in it, then I suppose there is no need to learn more about it.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m 84. I don’t have the time to care about it. There are far more important things I should be doing, like getting people to vote blue.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

One does not preclude the other. I'm sure you care about many things including voting blue. Your family? Your healthcare? If it wasn't for my job, I would not have had to learn about cryptocurrency. When I did learn about it, I discovered that the black and white thinking of some was inaccurate.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I agree, however, I’m on a fixed income, and would never risk what I have on an unknown investment. I live SS check to check.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

me too!

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Debbie Allen's avatar

Here's what you need to know. One bitcoin is worth $66,747.70, which is $25872.21 more than one year ago today. Had you invested any amount, say $100 (for a fraction of one coin), you could sell your investment for a 163.7% profit. It did better than Apple stock.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I don't need to know that but thanks.

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Kay-El's avatar

Not me, I think crypto is just a big scam

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Burke's avatar

Bitcoin = tulips = DJT stock

Ask a worker if they would accept bitcoin instead of dollars for their labor. The grocery store won't accept it. The liquor store won't accept it. The bank won't allow it to be deposited.

The fact that Donald endorses it is direct proof that it isn't worth a shit.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

One bitcoin is worth $66,747.70. Last I checked, tulips are about $15-$20 a dozen. I have no idea what DJT stock is worth today, but I know it's worth much less than when it was purchased. Your equation is inaccurate.

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Burke's avatar

What do these things have in common? They are all Manias. See Tulipmania in Holland in 1633. Things have a market value--what someone is willing to pay for it. And an intrinsic value. Your observation shows market prices. Which is an excellent illustration of my point. But the intrinsic value of DJT stock, Bitcoin and a tulip bulb are all about the same. Not much. None of them produce any cash flow, have no saleable assets on a liquidation and have no value if a buyer doesn't show up on a given day.

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Debbie Allen's avatar

I agree with you. If you study monetary systems, they are based on a shared belief that X = Something. We all have green paper in our wallets and AGREE that $1 = $1 worth of a service or product. You've seen other economies collapse when an entire society devalues their currency. (Ask those with Confederate dollars! Although, if your family held on to them they'd be worth quite a bit among collectors!!) The same may indeed happen with crypto. The fact that DJT Stock plummeted had much to do with what was backing it up, which was virtually nothing. But all of this probably does not stop you from investing in stocks or suggesting to others that its all a scam. And, I agree, stocks are usually backed by "real" things like products, property, intellectual capital that can be sold.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Stop.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Can’t fix stupid.

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Burke's avatar

I forgot about Trump Money! How many Trump dollars can you buy with one Bitcoin? A lot, I expect. For now. Trump dollars = tulips = DJT stock = Bitcoin

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skangirl's avatar

Didn't she learn anything from her great great meemaw who tried to pay her taxes with Confederate money?

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Mary Hall's avatar

I I read about a woman who pulled up to the checkout line at her local Walmart with a cart full of stuff and tried to pay for it with a One-Million-dollar bill. There is no such thing.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

😢

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Lisa59's avatar

I am going to ask my husband's Kentucky MAGAQ racist relatives how those bitcoin Kentucky miners are doing. 🤣🤣🤣 That's hysterical!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Do they get Black Lung ?

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DonP's avatar

I sure won't mainly because I don't really understand how Bitcoin and other cryptocurrency works, what makes it valuable, or how you invest in/with it.

I mean, your average American is both like, and not like, Whatshisname. We don't really understand how it works, or in most cases even what it is. But, we DO understand it isn't actually mined out of the ground like coal.

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Discrete Music's avatar

I do understand it. I know how to write smart contracts for another funny-money called Ethereum. I was writing cryptography software at Microsoft before anyone ever heard of this crap.

The first time someone told me about cryptocurrencies it took me less than a second to figure out that its value was all based on a con. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Quantum computing is going to make them valueless overnight.

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HulitC's avatar

Please may it happen soon! This bitcoin delirium has lasted way too long.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Just not before every MAGA nitwit has bought lots and lots of it--and Trump cash, too!

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un poco loco's avatar

Not me! It's a market built on intangibles that could have been tailor-made to sell expensive computer setups with good graphics capabilities, even ignoring its use as the perfect currency for illegal transactions. It's also a frivolous use of power. I'm not inclined to give up the computing equipment I use to do my job and keep up with the grandkids (and Substack lol) but it's increasingly stupid for us to waste resources we will need to survive on just to make tech bros even more insanely wealthy.

(disclaimer: I did try out bitcoin mining back in the early 2010s -- barely broke even with the cost of the power it took to run it; have a virtual wallet with maybe a few hundred $ in it that I lost access to several years ago when the company that issued it went out of business. At least that bit of education didn't cost me a lot to acquire.)

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Connie Hillyer's avatar

Not me. It’s a giant scam.

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Marie Martin's avatar

No. I’m with you. In fact I’m kind of at the deep dark end of your thought … meaning … I suspect my feelings have a lot to do with ignorance as to how Bitcoin works. But I have a fear that, if the “brainless ones” who are fucking everything up really get enough of a stronghold and unleash cryptocurrency to its fullest, that will TRULY be the end of things. Maybe that’s because Moscow Marge talks a lot about it … I dunno. But I can’t get past the feeling that it’s buying/selling air. Of course, a lot of what’s happening now financially is just air. We see less and less of “real” money all the time. Was it ever “real”? Will crypto take us way far afield from “here are my promised 12 fresh eggs for your promised basket of potatoes” to “dude, I have no idea”?

There’s way too much “dude, I have no idea” floating around.

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SPW's avatar

You won’t hear it from me but my son thinks it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Even after his first plunge into bitcoin saw him get ripped off, he still has bitcoin. It’s probably the only thing we disagree on so I shut up and count myself lucky. At least we agree politically and most other things.

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JerryBier's avatar

You won’t get it from me. I have seen their spam in my emails & that's enough for me to be so suspicious that anyone who tries to get me involved gets blocked instead. It’s a scam as far as I am concerned.

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Sabine Nolke's avatar

Not me. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme turned into a money laundry.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯That's why so many have gone under.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I wouldn’t squander my hard earned dollars on this shit

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄The always offended squads may try!

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Scam and the MAGAts love it. 🙄

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Breaking News: By unanimous decision,

"The Supreme Court preserves access to widely used abortion medication, throwing out legal challenge from abortion opponents."

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-abortion-mifepristone-fda-4073b9a7b1cbb1c3641025290c22be2a

The AP website is ALWAYS free!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

as I said yesterday: I hate it when new shit happens while I'm writing about yesterday's shit

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Pretty soon Mount Shitstorm will make Mount Everest look like a foothill.

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Laura Pizzicara's avatar

Hahahaha! That’s a good one! A real knee slapper! Thanks, my compatriot! You made my otherwise hungover day a wee bit—tolerable!!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

“Now, no one poured those drinks down your throat!”—some sour-faced Lemonade Larry temperance type.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Tess's avatar

There’s always shit to write about- no worries!

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Diane J's avatar

Think of it as the Republican gift that keeps on giving. Donny Fuckface and his MAGA loons just can't help it.

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Jeff Chernoff's avatar

Push those 2 together and it sounds like something we should use...

MAGAloons!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

MAGAloons, diapers worn over pants ?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I still think we should congratulate them on going public with their kink!

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Diane J's avatar

Perfect.

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Diane J's avatar

Interesting thought.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Republicans, the herpes of politics.

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

There’s always tomorrow.

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Robin's avatar

It's hard to keep up when new shit happens every day!

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D Kitterman's avatar

Or as the character played by John Hawkes in Deadwood says, "the day ain't fucking over".

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Abbi's avatar

Sadly not entirely positive, though mifepristone is safe for the moment. Sadly & characteristically, they left open the door to bringing the case under Comstock (interstate commerce).

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

They are throwing us a bone until after the election .Then all bets are off.Untrustworthy fucks, all of them.

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Abbi's avatar

Totally agree. I also fear they’re throwing us a bone before they drop their immunity decision and then flee to their benefactors’ private islands or wherever.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

That's what I thought. It happened on the day Trump is in DC getting blowjobs from Republicans.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯🎯🎯

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I also agree. I think they are “buttering” us up for the shitstorm that’s about to drop. All but three are pieces of rancid shit.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

The 3 Justices that are not part of this Christo-fascist group are ruining their legacies. I am losing respect for even them as they could have spoken out about these travesties of Alito and Thomas and have urged them to recuse. Their silence is deafening.

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Catherine's avatar

Exactly, 💯% agree with you, Victoria. !

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Susie in OH's avatar

Actually, these “gifts to the Dems come just before they bench slap us. Wait for it.

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Babette's avatar

I am past menopause and had to have a D&C, and had to use the Mifepristone before hand so it is not just used to terminate a pregnancy.

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un poco loco's avatar

... just like most of the other procedures used to treat pregnant women for things that might kill or incapacitate them.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, those of us who are living in reality know this. Sad there are so many ignoratti among us.

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Tama2U's avatar

Every time I try to understand what the fuck tffcfg is saying or posting, my brain breaks. Thanks Jeff for interrupting it all for me and all of us.

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JustAnAverageDude's avatar

>>tffcfg<<

I can imagine what this stands for. 😆

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Tama2U's avatar

You know it is the acronym for the fucking former convicted felon guy…but now that I have actually written it out I need to correct it. He’s a current convicted felon. Needs to be TFCFFG! Thanks for your attention! lol

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I make a motion for TheFormerGuyNowConvicted Felon

TFGNCF.

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Barbara B's avatar

Your brain seems to be fine

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Love “my brain breaks”!

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SPW's avatar

Yeah. I didn’t like their “standing”reason. That’s always too wishy-washy. Just re-jigger and bring it back.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

What this "mifepristone" decision is simply punts the whole abortion issue. I've read the decision: it is an upholding of standing that one could already read on Wikipedia or in a Civ Pro textbook. Nice to have it on file, but not exactly earthshaking.

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Kevin Dale Green's avatar

Not entirely positive, but the best we could have hoped for from this court. I'm actually a little surprised that Alito broke his streak of never denying standing to conservative litigants. I guess that would have been too much of a stretch for even him.

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Marla's avatar

IANAL, but. Deciding this case on lack of standing leaves a big, gaping hole for the fetus people to drive right through. Let's start with regulatory power over government agencies, like the FDA, which regulates mifepristone. Or misapplication of legislation that's from the 19th century, like the Comstock Act.

We're far, far, far from being out of the woods here. We've all been thrown a bone until after the election. Then, just wait and see until the shit hits the fan. It will not be pretty.

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SPW's avatar

Harry Litman said pretty much the same thing when the court decided to take the case and during arguments.

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Karla's avatar

I’m glad they did that but I don’t trust their reasoning. I feel like it was to pacify voters because they saw how their Dobbs decision affected elections. Even worse, I fear it’s to soften the blow when they announce that

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Karla's avatar

oops.. when they announce that the shit pile of stupid is, indeed, above the law.

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Marty's avatar

Thought the same! A legal bone.

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Barbara B's avatar

my theory is that theyll wait until after the election or even the inauguration to rule that

biden wins: no immunity

trump wins: immunity and deification — jan 21, 2025

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

And they ruled in favor of Starbucks in the labor case. Boo

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arne link's avatar

The judgement was based on legal standing to bring the matter to the court. Nothing on the rights of women to their own bodies. That decision comes later.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

yep. And a nice recitation of existing law it certainly is.

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Kay-El's avatar

This was just a procedural ruling. The real question was side-stepped for another go around

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

For now. Someone will go back and get better plaintiffs.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The ADF the ones using he Amarillo Asshole judge as the legal equivalent of an ATM.

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un poco loco's avatar

Just saw this -- good news! even if it might not last... also, FUCK MATTHEW KACSMARYK AND THE HORSE HE SLEEPS WITH.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Apparently this decision’s wording will make further efforts to take this to court very difficult.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Yes, plaintiffs have show that they were personally harmed by the drug.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Limited victory. Look at what the justices wrote in their opinions. AFTER the election, if they can find a better reason, they WILL remove Mifipristone from just about everyone in the USA. Even the words "Comstock Law" were bandied, FFS. Be afraid. And VOTE BLUE at every opportunity. This cancer on our nation must be removed!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I was wrong. I really expected them to ban the drugs.

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

...for now.

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sjbeans's avatar

Jesus tap-dancing Christ he is dumb and the yokels that worship him are somehow even dumber.

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Julia Watkins's avatar

Totally true. Intelligent people would listen to what The Rump is saying, and think to themselves, “What the hell is this moron, talking about”?Not our MAGAs.

They pound their fists up in the air, shouting, “go RUMP go! go RUMP go!”

Ridiculous!

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Carol C's avatar

I listened to almost all of his Las Vegas rally. He does not sound “weak,” but self-centered in the extreme, and pig-ignorant. He did an impression of Joe Biden bent over and hobbling and looking clueless. Crowd loved it. Claimed Biden embarrassed the country in Europe at recent ceremonies. I have no idea what that one was about.

I think I heard the crowd chant “Bullshit” after he showed them how.

This was all before the electrocution vs. shark dilemma and his vow to abolish electric trucks and boats. (The boats which have to go 90 miles offshore before they can use their electric engines. Or something.) Oh, and having a windmill visible from your house would halve its value.

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shee-rah's avatar

Thank you for watching that rally and reporting on it so we don’t have to.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I read from a person who actually attended the rally held prior to Vegas that 10 minutes into his speech half the crowd was leaving.

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RV maxima's avatar

That is also why I coined him...Pigeye. look around him, he has that scary animal-like cleverness but you wouldn't turn your back on a feral pig, would you?

The strange case of pigeye Trump with the soft, fleshy anus- mouth.

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Carol C's avatar

About his mouth. . . his attempt to smile disgusts me as much as the look of that mouth. The words spewing forth are the problem. Before him, I never fantasized hitting anyone in the teeth with a hammer.

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RV maxima's avatar

He does make you want to, does he not! Absolutely disgusting and dangerous criminal-I hope he falls off the stage and self-terminates himself. Thee end.

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RV maxima's avatar

Ditto

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Even "W" Bush said that at Orangina's inauguration speech. "That was some weird shit."

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Mike's avatar

Fran Lebowitz nailed it: "Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I love Fran!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Dumber than a bag of hammers!

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Susie in OH's avatar

Sorry, but hammers are way smarter.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks Jeff.

If it doesn’t have anything to do with accumulating more wealth or enriching the Trump brand, beyond complete ignorance, he simply doesn’t care. When your closest advisors call you an f’ing idiot, publicly and repeatedly, there’s not much else to say.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, Rex Tillerson called him a ‘fucking moron’.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Yes. “Rexxon” Tillerson. He might deny climate change. But there is no denying the depths of Trump ignorance.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

What exactly happened to Rex? It is like he left the Earth.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Are temperatures on Mars inexplicably rising? 🤓

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

We need one of his former staff--no, MANY of his former staff--to come out and say "Trump is a fucking idiot." And tell stories. On whatever platform they want.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Indeed. It would definitely help. As well as some of the GOP election officials who were threatened with personal lawsuits, arrest, and violence.

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shee-rah's avatar

Unless they are all on Fox News, Sinclair and OAN, the maggot will not hear this.

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Susie in OH's avatar

They won’t because they care more about their post-retirement earning power and don’t want to lose their lucrative board seats, speech engagements and lobbying contracts. Greed always wins with Republicans.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

John Kelly, the " suckers & losers "

quote by Stinky was reported by him

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That's because his advisors that said that, were mostly evil, not stupid.

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RV maxima's avatar

Amen.

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

Well, I’m a nurse, and I know shit about shit. And I’m pretty sure that he’s paying someone to wipe his ass and help him with his Depends. I don’t want a president who can’t wipe his own ass.

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Shit for brains Donny did ask a very important question though, and one that has never been asked before. I can’t be the only one who has spent the last couple of years wondering if I visited the shark infested ocean surrounding Las Vegas and rented a battery powered boat, would I stay in the boat as it sunk and get electrocuted or jump overboard and get eaten by sharks. I’ll check with an MIT professor and pay him in bitcoin.

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Eva Porter's avatar

I know it’s always a concern of mine, right up there with alien landings. I’m glad it’s on SOMEONE’S radar!

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SPW's avatar

May I join you? Sounds like boatloads of fun 😂😂.

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Yes. There is room for two.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I just guffawed so loud that I startled the dogs, thanks!

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Barbara B's avatar

As someone who has listened to thousands of briefings, i can tell you that when the expert says “no one ever asked that question before” it is not a compliment. it means he/she has never briefed anyone stupid enough to ask a question as dumb as that one. it’s a way to keep from laughing.

one of my professors said that the dumbest people are the ones who think they know everything so they never need to learn anything.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Dunning Kruger", less intelligent people overestimate their knowledge ,and capabilities, while intelligent people know you can't be an expert in everything, so they tend to underestimate them.

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Marla's avatar

Not for anything, but batteries don't generate power, they store it. So it is not possible to be electrocuted by a wet battery. The battery will simply die.

Speaking of which...

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Susie in OH's avatar

Boats always have had batteries on board and they get wet. Besides, if sharks are nearby,,they’d be dead, too.

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shee-rah's avatar

😆😆😆

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

It's frightening and incredibly depressing how fucking dumb nearly half the grotesque fucktards in this banana republic truly are.

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SeekingReason's avatar

There are t-shirts that say I’d rather vote for the Felon for 34 reasons. Why don’t they say I’d rather vote for a rapist too?

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Monnina's avatar

Shockingly, I expect that is because too many MAGAts do not accept the fact that rape is a crime.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

What actual humans call a crime, those diseased-ridden fucks consider a leisure activity........

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Monnina's avatar

Yep. Demon ridden and/or psychopathic low life.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Oh, those sub-human fucks LOVE rape!!!!!

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

until it happens to them

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

FEMALE REPELLENTS

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I think I liked it better when they kept quiet, and stayed under their rocks.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Bitcoins are touted as an emergency currency, but if there is a REAL emergency, the electric grid will go down and bitcoins will either cease to exist or cease to be operable as long as the emergency exists.

Makes you feel sorry for the stupid shits doesn't it?

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Charles Austin's avatar

Nope!!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

So, since the Clinton era, this country has had huge vulnerabilities to foreign and domestic sabotage in its energy infrastructure. Any chance Trump the Treasonous is pumping for greater energy-intensive bitcoin investment to please Vlad so that we can exponentially compound those vulnerabilities?

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Nope.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

*Almost* makes you feel sorry for the stupid shits.

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J.R.'s avatar

Still laughing, Jeff! Trump is the Johnny Appleseed of Stoopid!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Dumber than a bag of dicks still has me laughing. The very idea that this felonious moronic asshole believes Bitcoins are mined from the ground further supports his rapid decline upstairs and his IQ of a houseplant as the cheese continues to rapidly fall off the cracker. It was also reported this morning on Twitter that the GOP behind closed doors is increasingly concerned about his mental state after his sharks and electricity rant. Whether this matters or not with these shitful twisted cultists remains to been seen but it makes you wonder, WTF is taking them so long?

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arne link's avatar

He's meeting with congressional Repukes today. Maybe he will impress them with his jacked-up craziness. Maybe MTG will be able to grab him by the crotch. Who knows? What we do know is that there will be lots of accordion hands.

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Carol C's avatar

Brilliant, Arne!

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Tama2U's avatar

I caught a glimpse of three toes marg on the ‘news’ this afternoon and she looked like she was experiencing an orgasm after the meeting with tfcffg … I had it muted while I was on the phone but ewwww

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Hey my house plants are doing great thank you and their IQ is much higher than trump’s!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Mine as well. Like him in all his ways, let's say artificial houseplants.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Houseplants have the ability to grow and adapt, neither of which #34 has.

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J.R.'s avatar

presumably because they fear losing their next election. Yes, it’s disheartening and disgusting the GOP has jumped into the pig slop en masse.

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Tama2U's avatar

They can all lose together and that’s good! Hell yeah rally around the diapered dude, don’t back down!

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

nothing more hypocritical from the vile orange shitstain than YELLING IN CAPS for "all the remaining bitcoin to be MADE IN THE USA", when his stupid fucking red nazi MAGAt hats are fucking made in China!!...but then "hypocrisy" has been redefined by the spineless integrityless traitors of today's GQP!

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Every single thing that he and his daughter have was made in china. She tried to stop them from allowing the people there to not wear her clothes and I laughed at her because you don’t tell the producers not to try their own products! Well maybe the ones that make those ridiculous long ties.

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Susie in OH's avatar

What worries me is Icanka has patents from China on voting machines. Is anyone paying attention?

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

No they are not and they are crooked as hell, her and her husband have sold America out. The good thing is that the Chinese government doesn’t trust America especially the trumps. So I would not worry about that?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

"hypocrisy has been redefined by the spineless traitors of the GQP" - and they've also made satire extinct.

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SuNew's avatar

“Fuckpile of Dumb” is my new “Basket of Deplorables”. 🤣🤣🤣

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steve robertshaw's avatar

And there's an uncanny overlap between the two groups!

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SuNew's avatar

As a venn diagram, it would be a circle.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Tangle of fuckweasels was a Jeff-ism too, if I recall coirrectly.

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SuNew's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Lynn Stolp's avatar

My fantasy for the day....someone in the mainstream media grows a pair and starts a daily newsletter called "Stupid J. McFuckingidiotvonshitzinpantz's Latest Fuckpile of Dumb Translated" They'd get paid a shit ton of money because this is a monumental load of work...it took Jeff 15 paragraphs to unpack 5 lines of an incoherent post, to say nothing of the mental trauma of the task. Anyway, I say MSM because the public needs to know exactly how dangerous this vile piece of shit is to our country and they need to know it before the election...maybe it would wake some people up. OK, like I said, it's a fantasy, but a girl can dream.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Nicole Wallace and Joy Reid are thisclose to calling him that. Maybe their eyes say it

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Dave Drell's avatar

anything with Drumpf in it is

a nightmare, not a dream.

But you’ve got a great fantasy there

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Betsy L's avatar

The public needs to be able to watch the shitshow because accounts in the MSM don't record the slurred words, the hesitating, and the repitition. Too often they try to make something coherent out of his wandering nonsequitors, and it makes him sound normal.

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Lynn Stolp's avatar

Agreed, MSM really treats this like a normal race with 2 normal political candidates. They completely ignore that one is a raving lunatic idiot sliding into dementia who wants to be a dictator.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Just the way their taxcut-loving owners want it!

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Mindi Menzel's avatar

I understand very little about cryptocurrency, but my first reaction to his post was, it consumes mast amounts of energy, it doesn’t create it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Mindi Menzel's avatar

*mass not mast

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If you click the three dots in the lower right-hand corner of your post, you can correct your spelling.

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Mindi Menzel's avatar

I couldn’t find it before a meeting started.

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SPW's avatar

That’s what everyone says but when I do that my options are either “share”, “hide” or “report”. I’ve never seen an edit option on my phone app. The I Pad app used to show an edit option, but even that’s gone now.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I read Jeff's substack on a laptop, so my experience may be different.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I don’t have it on my iPhone. Maybe it exists only on a computer.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

That seems to be true.

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arne link's avatar

Ha, ha. We knew what you meant. The whole idea of consuming energy is interesting. It is not something that I ever gave a thought to. I'm consuming energy right now, but it's positive energy.

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Mindi Menzel's avatar

Someone explained it to me a few months ago. I still think it’s imaginary money.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

…or even vast.

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Elliot Blinder's avatar

I thought Don the Con had already hit the jackpot of stupid things he has said, but this gibberish has so much idiotic false information that it now rises to the top of his shitpile of stupidity. I hope the dummy is heavily invested in Crypto so when it finally implodes it will help him to his 7th Bankruptcy.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

It may be how he is laundering away the campaign cash he doesn’t spend on lawyers.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You are probably right, Putin probably advised him to.

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Kay-El's avatar

I bet Donnie Dumbfuck thinks Dogecoin is pooped out by dogs. Which considering the amount of pollution created by Bitcoin would make it a better option.

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Marty's avatar

Wow! I could be rich then!

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Kay-El's avatar

Same. My dog has dinosaur ones. 😂

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steve robertshaw's avatar

A dogecoin trades for 14 cents, so they're actually worth about the same as a share of trump's DJT will be when the moron starts selling his gifted shares in Sept.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lovely!!

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