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do any of these delusional morons even know what the fuck their jobs are

they’re on a mission from god to [insert gibberish here].

Jeff Tiedrich
Jan 18, 2023
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oh my, Former Fuck’s day-drunk personal drug connection sure is PROUD of his new committee assignment:

Twitter avatar for @RonnyJacksonTX
Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX
Tonight I'm PROUD to announce that I've been named to the House Committee on Agriculture. I’ll be a FIGHTER for America's patriotic farmers & ranchers against a Biden administration who wants to SHUT THEM DOWN. I'll NEVER give up! We will STOP Biden's war on American agriculture!
12:57 AM ∙ Jan 17, 2023
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and what in the living fuck is this antisemetic lunatic gibbering on about:

Twitter avatar for @RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @RepMTG
Vengeance is mine declares the Lord. God will not let evil go unpunished. The @HouseGOP must do what is right for the American people and no longer serve the Uniparty and the Globalist agenda. America First! 🇺🇸
3:56 PM ∙ Jan 16, 2023
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these disphits actually believe they’re on a mission from god to [insert gibberish here].

here’s the thing: 99% of being a US Representative is boring as fuck.

somewhere deep inside Ronny Jackson’s addled brain he imagines he’s a freedom fighter. in reality he’s going to be falling asleep during Agriculture Committee meetings where the topic of debate is whether to raise the corn subsidy by two or three cents a bushel in the next fiscal year.

Marjorie Three Toes has been in Congress for two years and I’ll bet serious money that to this day she has no idea how a bill becomes a law.

and it’s not just Day Drunk Ronny and the Space Laser Lady. the entire Republican House is just one self-important delusional bomb-throwing maniac after another.

I’d love to tell these rodeo clowns to do the jobs that their voters sent them to Washington to do, but the sad fact is that the voters sent these bomb-throwing maniacs to Washington to be bomb-throwing maniacs.

as Popeye used to say, I is disgustipated

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Elaine
Jan 18Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

I'se had all I can stands and I can't stands no more.

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Flower Child
Jan 18Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

I is praying some of these idiots gets perp walked right out of Congress.

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