today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
Hungary's new Prime Minister Peter Magyar announced that he's shutting down Orban's state-run media. that would be like the next Democratic president shuttering Fox News.
Maybe after Donnie Demento is twenty-fifthed, about a year after the fact, Tapper will release his remainder-bin-headed book in which he details how he knew all along that Demento was insane and all the WH staff were concealing it and we all fell for the cover up. The foreword will be written by Bob Woodward.
Whoever sent Couchfuck to Athens was not thinking of his best interest(he, he). Athens is a college town and even in Georgia they probably don’t care enough about him to interrupt their plans to go hear anything he’d have to say. Worked out well, if you ask me 😈.
He stayed an extra day at Mierda al Lardo this week. They had A1A in front of his shack still barracaded on Monday. I had to exit the island and get back on at the next bridge.
Highly inconvenient for me and the rest of Palm Beach County who regularly travel that road.
And I counted 6 Sheriffs deputies lounging around at $1200 per OT shift doing the secret service’s job. And our one County racks up $54 Million every ten months or so to pay them for sitting in their cruisers in case they are needed. Ha! Fat chance .
I'm so glad I left there a couple months ago. I've counted over 60 sheriff/cop and SS vehicles on Southern waiting for hours for him to fly in. It's a shitacular waste.
Other than the County Commissioners renaming Southern Boulevard after him, and the State legislature renaming the Palm Beach International AirPort after him it’s just been the same old shit.
They are actually!! I have no idea what they are pumping into him, but it wears off and he begins to Crack!! It's actually really cruel!! I believe it's ELDER ABUSE!!! They let him get all the blame, but he hasn't been making decisions for at least a year!!! His handlers are doing whatever they want like bleeding our country dry!!! They talk about it at oversight meetings, but do the people ever get back those millions or billions???!!
I was always of the mind that Trump was at the wrestling game during the Iran negotiations so that he would be distracted from shit posting all night on Truth social saying things harmful to the negotiations, since he can do nothing else.
His mental health disorder is getting harder to hide, and lie about!!! PLEASE, search on substack for “Dr Bandy x Lee-newsletters” She has warned us for YEARS!! About his MALIGNANT NARSACISIM!! IT'S much worse than people realize!!! Search the symptoms, they are terrifying!! ALMOST makes sense of the last year!!! Here are just a few; SADISTIC, VIOLENT, EVIL, DEMENTED, LAWLESS, COMPULSIVE LYING, EXPLOITIVE CONMAN, COMPLETE LOSS OF JUDGEMENT, ERATIC, SEX OFFENDER, IMPULSIVE, ***NO REMORSE *** THOSE AROUND HIM CAN ALSO BE AFFECTED!!!
I thought it was illegal for foreign money to be accepted in US politics, but that was pre-Trump I guess. Looking forward to more great news out of Hungary, like removing the veto on EU aid to Ukraine.
I don’t suppose we can shut down Fox, but surely if Dominion could show how Fox damaged it by knowingly perpetuating demonstrable lies, surely We the People, should be able to sue Fox for damage caused by Fox knowing peddling absolute bullshit for the past 30 years. Clearly, the country has been severely damaged and each of us has been harmed by what Fox excuses as simply giving its viewers what they want.
I think it should be the ultimate goal of this country to shut down the most destructive propaganda machine ever. People who watch Fox have no clue what’s really going on and are told everything is glorious and golden and that trump is smart and cunning. Yes they’re stupid but let’s end Fox’s hold on the koolaid drinkers effectively and lawfully. Don’t ask me how. Just get it done.
At the very least Fox should be made to drop “News” from their title because 95% of what they present is propaganda or disinformation. If they are actually interested in presenting news then they could have a program dedicated to news and that could be called Fox News. The rest of their shitshow with Hannity and the other clowns should be called Fox Opinions because that’s what it is. This gaslighting has got to stop
FCC do your job!
If cable cannot be regulated by the FCC then congress needs to correct that by changing the law.
The same goes for liberal leaning shows: they should have Opinions be the last word in their title.
You can't trust the FCC anymore....not when their director has his head buried between #Bumblefuck's asscheeks.
Waaaaaay back when I worked in radio news, sure, we grumbled about the "Funny Cookie Company"....but we KNEW that they were working to keep the media ideologically FREE & ACCURATE.
Back then, if some REVENGE-DRIVEN RAGE-BABY started waaaah-waaaahing about his widdle fee-fees being hurt, they would have told him to get a damned grip, & fuck back over into his OWN lane.
You'd think that after Fox slithered out of a lawsuit by asserting they were an entertainment company and not a news company, somebody would have made them take "News" out of their title...
Agree, arne. However I spent decades in that eco-system. Faux in military hospitals, gyms and other waiting rooms isn't changing anybody's political beliefs, it's just stoking the fires. The seeds of MAGA were kicking around active duty personnel for a long time and in numbers most will never believe.
Fox was already sued once for spreading "news" that was actually lies and propaganda. Fox won because they said they weren't a news organization they were entertainment programming. So they gave the courts an out.
Rupert said there was ‘good business’ in Lying and Propaganda. He made more money than he lost paying almost a billion dollar fine. The price of doing business in magaworld.
OK, so they (fox) have slithered around between news and entertainment. Now what about state sponsored propaganda? Direct phone calls with 😡 with no similar access to other networks? Oh, I also fully support a class action lawsuit against them for harm to the America people.
It will be interesting to see how Hungary handles this. They will have to undo a lot and probably pass some new laws, as a democracy. I’ll be watching.
Nancy they are doing it as we speak. New president of Hungary just handed a pink slip to the propaganda press on their own air and to their faces. THAT is how it works !!!
Why is it that every other country seems to be able to do normal things to get rid of a dictator, and we get caught in the weeds? Look at Brazil. They voted Bolsonaro out and tried him right away. He ran away to the US to hide, but eventually had to go back and face the music. Look at South Korea. They rioted until the corrupt President was removed and then they tried him and he was impeached and removed from office. Now Magyar says get rid of corrupt press. I know that he is going to Poland first, then Austria and then Belgium to the EU. So, he is going to look for allies in all 3 for his agenda to get his country back on his feet. I am sure he knows that the press and the courts are pillars that he needs to address if he is going to get things done. Good for him. He is in his prime and seems to have the energy needed.
Why does no one think to enact laws to protect our media. How about no foreign ownership of media. How about if you don't report news you must say, this is fake and not real. If you don't, you lose your license and will be shut down. How about making standards for social media too. How about no platforming Nazis and people who want to commit crimes. The Us seriously needs to try to do more to protect children from the social media and gaming addiction.
I don't like people going to bad Presidents and political parties to fast track their citizenships in the USA (Rupert Murdoch, Elon Musk and his brother...). That should be illegal.
I am SO HERE FOR IT!! Unload FUCKS NEWS!! The newsletter was magnificent today, Jeff, as always. You have nailed the essence of Couchfuck McGee. Every day, Donny pulls something out of his ass to threaten us with and make our lives suck harder. He is never out of our faces. Eleven (11) years of this. And I don’t know what any of us here would do without you drilling it all down and making us laugh through our tears and our outrage. Thank you.
Just announced today that JD will appear in Iowa stumping for Zach Nunn. Good! Nunn has never held a town hall! This will be the kiss of death to that campaign. I can’t wait for Sarah Trone Garriott to trounce him in November!
Speaking for the cult, don’t let JD the furniture fucker ever speak in front of people, yes no people. He is not human and it’s easy to see even for the blind like the cult, and keep that kind of good news coming.
Greedy, envious, unpricipled MAGAts turn on each other as surely as self-replicating nucleotide precursors assembled in the primordial soup. It's just a matter of time
I can't blame eKirk for not wanting to attend. Look at all the bad luck shedding off this guy. A losing campaign, failed negotiations, a dead pope. Who would want to be in the same room with him, let alone in the same zip code.
Hell, I don't even want to be in the same country as him.
They are both parasites, quick to use each other only when it benefits — the second it doesn’t they will change course, while painting themselves as a victim.
I'm going to extend infinitesimal amount of have to EK. She watched her husband get fined down and secret service aren't there to protect her. Not that I believe her. But she is human.
Maybe she has realized he's not quite the manly-man powerful VP she thought he was... and if he didn't take her bait she might be feeling scorned by his rejection. HA-ha!
Jeff, Donald posted another pic of Jesus and himself, continues to attack the Pope, said in an interview concerning the British economy downturn that it was due to … windmills.. what benefits derives from these continued attacks.. it’s krazy.. Best to All Fellow Travellers.
I don’t ever want Professor T. to stop writing.But maybe but perhaps he could skip a couple days a week (I’d hate that though) or only have to write about common foolishness, and not pig-fornicating, scabrous traitors.
I swear Donny has such a bug up his ass about windmills that when he dies, his body should be strapped to the spinning blades. MAGA can pay tribute as their messiah goes round and round making them dizzier than they already are.
He called himself a "doctor" on that insane AI of him as Jesus because someone suggested to him it had been "doctored."
He kept calling the war on Iran an "excursion" because he was told it was an "incursion" and he doesn't know that word.
He kept referencing Hannibal Lecter during the election with regard to immigrants because he heard they were seeking "asylum."
He's literally losing his mind (and is dumb as a brick) But I'm with you, Jeff, Vance is pure choad and as soon as trump finally FINALLY does us all a solid and kicks it, the whole MAGA cult is going to go down too.
It really amazes me when people think he plays 3D chess. He just acts out of greed with NO critical component and because of the $$, ALL HIS LIFE , he has been successful in getting away with it. Once such habits settle in, they become self-fulfilling...
One thing about the utter mayhem he has inflicted on the entire world in the past year and a half: it is now quite clear how he bankrupted the unbankruptible--multiple casinos.
On the bright side, given how our European allies are saying no to him more and more, if he tries to eff with the election, I feel like they're not going to take that lying down. Now they have just as much stake in us getting someone sane in there, so they just might take action.
He's the personification of the Pigeon on the Chessboard: When it's obvious he's in over his precious, empty little head, he just knocks over the pieces, shits all over the board, & flies away, screaming "I WON!"
It’s what Vance gets for going to a liberal college town to deliver a right wing conservative message that turned out to be as empty as the stadium. With JD the hits keep coming!
I was thinking the same thing. Brilliant move, Couchboy, going to the home of R.E.M., UGA, and the next-door neighbor of liberal mecca Atlanta to bless the citizens of Athens with your davenportly greatness. 🙄
Hmmm. I'm probably older than you and pretty much everyone else here and I never knew Davenport was a term for a couch. One of the dorms at Yale College is named Davenport. Wonder how that came about?
I think the Pyro grieving widow was a no show because of lack of attendance, not security concerns. Not enough people there to harm anyone. And with him there, the SS would have been there. Would have loved to see the lovebirds together again.
None of them really capture it. The classic definition of "chutzpah" is someone who murders his parents and then pleads for mercy from the court because he's an orphan.
JD thinks he can switch religions like he switched names and Trump switched parties. Expedience. Well, "talkin' don't make it so" as his mee-maw would probably tell him.
He converted to Catholicism without knowing what it really means to be a Catholic. He just thought he could pick and choose what he wants believe. No way, J.
Trump is waiting until he loses the mid-terms (tremendously) and then he will pretend to have some kind of health issue so that he can step down and let Just Dumb Vance serve the last two years of a lame duck presidency. Wishful thinking I know.
LOL. The only family member he wants to spend quality time with is Ivanka. Why did he drag his two daughters with him to watch two men beat each other senseless in the ring?
Other than having a creep for a dad the kids end up benefiting from being mixed race because, from my viewpoint, they are the most physically beautiful people on earth; although, I would definitely choose a different dad if I had the choice.
This shit right here is why I look for Uncle Jeff’s posts first:
“the unearned and serene confidence of mediocre white men like Couchfuck McGee is stunning. if only there were some way to tap it, it could be an infinite source of cheap, renewable energy.”
So many great points made and righteous anger to boot!!! I love ya, Man!!! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻
Yes, the 25th is a longshot, but it is possible given the rapid deterioration of Pedo McCankles. If his poll numbers drop below 30 (likely in the coming months), the odds increase. Just having millions of people repeat it over and over again makes the idea less shocking.
Daniel, a week ago you lied and claimed I said "it (the 25th amendment will happen" even though I have been very clear that it is a longshot. Please continue to fuck off.
You just repeated the utterly false claim that the 25th amendment "is possible." You're obviously in over your head. Better for you to keep quiet and avoid having people think you're an idiot, than posting and removing all doubt.
Wow, quite the original comeback. But good on you (I suppose) for not repeating your lie that I said the 25th amendment "will happen". I suppose that's progress for an undeservedly condescending, sabelotodo dipshit.
Republicans leapt like Nijinsky in Swan Lake to invoke the 25th Amendment against Biden after Special Counsel Robert Hur's investigative report. Hur characterized Biden as a "well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" who had "diminished faculties in advancing age." The GOP soon gave this up as futile. Tapper stuck with the premise as a story line though because the beast must be fed.
They couldn't "invoke" the 25th amendment. Barring Raskin's proposed commission (which won't be happening any time soon if ever) it has to be done by the VP and the majority of the Cabinet.
The Rethuglicans have shown the efficacy of repeating the same idea over and over until their cult members (including those in Congress) accept it as reality and it becomes a major, driving issue.
The technique can work for the Democrats--with the only difference being that, of course, the Democrats will be repeating a truth. Point out Demento's cognitive decline and refuse to sanewash his lunacies.
True Mark. The Dunning Kruger effect is finally doing him in. It’s getting harder and harder to lie his way out of it. His lies, that contradict each other, have less and less space and time between them to the point where almost in the same interview he’ll answer yes to a question followed by a no in the next sentence in answer to the same question. Stupid criminals can’t keep track of their lies. And he’s pretty god damned stupid.
Jeff, You’re the best!!! I couldn’t get through the attempted devastation of our democracy without your humor. Thank you for continuing to write through your grief. 🙇♀️
"whoever had the bright idea to book an 8,500-seat hockey arena for an evening with the most-repellent person in American politics really deserves the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Completely Shat The Bed Prize." Uncle Jeff, you are at the top of your game with this one!! Outright, prolonged laughter!!!!
You’re right Arnie! Jeff has invited us to be on the ground floor of a new language and I also dig it. There’s some crazy shit going on (and I mean CRAZY!) and it needs appropriate language to describe it. And Jeff is better than anyone at creating it. And he’s got a lot of us participating with our own new words and terms. It’s been really fun. Jeff is magic.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
Hungary's new Prime Minister Peter Magyar announced that he's shutting down Orban's state-run media. that would be like the next Democratic president shuttering Fox News.
https://bsky.app/profile/gtconway.bsky.social/post/3mjk337gafs2i
also, Donny's had exactly one live public appearance this week — his staged photo op with the DoorDash dipshit. his handlers are hiding him again
Where the hell is Jake Tapper on those rare occasions when he’s actually needed?
I follow Tapper on Threads and I snipe at him all the time
https://www.threads.com/@jefftiedrich/post/DXCRuDwjbl_
Maybe after Donnie Demento is twenty-fifthed, about a year after the fact, Tapper will release his remainder-bin-headed book in which he details how he knew all along that Demento was insane and all the WH staff were concealing it and we all fell for the cover up. The foreword will be written by Bob Woodward.
No one should be providing Tapper with financial reward for the -hi- that he writes.
It’s awesome!!!!!
Well done! I would expect nothing less, tbh.
Well said, sir
Of course you do, I would expect nothing less. Snap at those heels!
Excellent!!!
Thanks for doing the lord’s work re: Snake Tapper
Good, what a fucking tool he is.
Whoever sent Couchfuck to Athens was not thinking of his best interest(he, he). Athens is a college town and even in Georgia they probably don’t care enough about him to interrupt their plans to go hear anything he’d have to say. Worked out well, if you ask me 😈.
Oh. Jake Tapper is never NEEDED! Yikes.
Jake is busy writing his next book about Biden.
cricket Jake
He stayed an extra day at Mierda al Lardo this week. They had A1A in front of his shack still barracaded on Monday. I had to exit the island and get back on at the next bridge.
Highly inconvenient for me and the rest of Palm Beach County who regularly travel that road.
And I counted 6 Sheriffs deputies lounging around at $1200 per OT shift doing the secret service’s job. And our one County racks up $54 Million every ten months or so to pay them for sitting in their cruisers in case they are needed. Ha! Fat chance .
You know thats really terrible. He should provide his own security.
We'd end up paying for it.
I'm so glad I left there a couple months ago. I've counted over 60 sheriff/cop and SS vehicles on Southern waiting for hours for him to fly in. It's a shitacular waste.
Absolutely! All the Sheriffs deputies do is sit in their air conditioned cruisers burning costly fuel. ⛽️
Ole, Beyond the pale what you folks have to endure. Keep us posted on further impediments on your daily life because of stupid.
Other than the County Commissioners renaming Southern Boulevard after him, and the State legislature renaming the Palm Beach International AirPort after him it’s just been the same old shit.
But I will keep you posted
Maybe he died and they just haven't told us yet. Fingers crossed......
Do they always shut down a1a when he’s there or is this a new development?
Always
Does the county get reimbursed for the cost of this morons visits?
It literally takes an act of Congress! We got one payment in his first term but it was only about 50% of what the County had spent.
I am expecting the same shortfall if they ever get around to reimbursing us this time.
I hope they are desperately trying to keep him alive, and failing.
Your lips to Goddesse's ear!
The necromancers they hired have worked miracles so far, but judging by his rotting extremities they're reaching some kind of limit.
Sadly Arne, rooting for a Peter Thiel led anti-democratic, wealthy technocratic movement to begin could be more painful!
They are actually!! I have no idea what they are pumping into him, but it wears off and he begins to Crack!! It's actually really cruel!! I believe it's ELDER ABUSE!!! They let him get all the blame, but he hasn't been making decisions for at least a year!!! His handlers are doing whatever they want like bleeding our country dry!!! They talk about it at oversight meetings, but do the people ever get back those millions or billions???!!
Time for his infusion of "young blood." I swear we will ultimately find out that is what's keeping him alive! :-/
The answer has to lie in McDonald's top-secret test laboratory.
That must mean he needs to be infused with some more of the drugs that enable him to stand and talk, although not very well at all.
Thank you Rep. Raskin, and keep trump's mental decline front and center, right next to the EPSTEIN FILES!!!
Jeff I don’t know how you manage to write such a funny post when I know that you are also grieving. It’s truly amazing! You the man! 🙏
Hand infusion week !
It used to be just a day but you know…progress of sorts. Lets just go straight to the lightning bolt from the sky ‘death from above’.
They have to wait for the wind to shift - he needs to be downwind from any reporters...
I was always of the mind that Trump was at the wrestling game during the Iran negotiations so that he would be distracted from shit posting all night on Truth social saying things harmful to the negotiations, since he can do nothing else.
His mental health disorder is getting harder to hide, and lie about!!! PLEASE, search on substack for “Dr Bandy x Lee-newsletters” She has warned us for YEARS!! About his MALIGNANT NARSACISIM!! IT'S much worse than people realize!!! Search the symptoms, they are terrifying!! ALMOST makes sense of the last year!!! Here are just a few; SADISTIC, VIOLENT, EVIL, DEMENTED, LAWLESS, COMPULSIVE LYING, EXPLOITIVE CONMAN, COMPLETE LOSS OF JUDGEMENT, ERATIC, SEX OFFENDER, IMPULSIVE, ***NO REMORSE *** THOSE AROUND HIM CAN ALSO BE AFFECTED!!!
What an embarrassing display that was
He also said that the state would no longer be funding CPAC- LOL. Schlapp that Matt.
I thought it was illegal for foreign money to be accepted in US politics, but that was pre-Trump I guess. Looking forward to more great news out of Hungary, like removing the veto on EU aid to Ukraine.
I MISSED THAT!!!!! WOW!!!!!!
Wonder who Matt is schlapping today?
Man… if only that would happen here!
I do love the ripple effect of Hungary’s win, forcing CPAC to go pound sand
I don’t suppose we can shut down Fox, but surely if Dominion could show how Fox damaged it by knowingly perpetuating demonstrable lies, surely We the People, should be able to sue Fox for damage caused by Fox knowing peddling absolute bullshit for the past 30 years. Clearly, the country has been severely damaged and each of us has been harmed by what Fox excuses as simply giving its viewers what they want.
I think it should be the ultimate goal of this country to shut down the most destructive propaganda machine ever. People who watch Fox have no clue what’s really going on and are told everything is glorious and golden and that trump is smart and cunning. Yes they’re stupid but let’s end Fox’s hold on the koolaid drinkers effectively and lawfully. Don’t ask me how. Just get it done.
Start by enforcing laws already on the books. Go after the right-wing media wallets.
Truth in advertising. Anti-snake oil.
Can't sell worthless gold coins. Can't peddle useless or dangerous quack remedies. Can't push special subpar alternatives for government services.
Follow the money.
At the very least Fox should be made to drop “News” from their title because 95% of what they present is propaganda or disinformation. If they are actually interested in presenting news then they could have a program dedicated to news and that could be called Fox News. The rest of their shitshow with Hannity and the other clowns should be called Fox Opinions because that’s what it is. This gaslighting has got to stop
FCC do your job!
If cable cannot be regulated by the FCC then congress needs to correct that by changing the law.
The same goes for liberal leaning shows: they should have Opinions be the last word in their title.
Let’s clearly separate facts from opinions.
You can't trust the FCC anymore....not when their director has his head buried between #Bumblefuck's asscheeks.
Waaaaaay back when I worked in radio news, sure, we grumbled about the "Funny Cookie Company"....but we KNEW that they were working to keep the media ideologically FREE & ACCURATE.
Back then, if some REVENGE-DRIVEN RAGE-BABY started waaaah-waaaahing about his widdle fee-fees being hurt, they would have told him to get a damned grip, & fuck back over into his OWN lane.
You'd think that after Fox slithered out of a lawsuit by asserting they were an entertainment company and not a news company, somebody would have made them take "News" out of their title...
Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine would go a long way to fixing the Fux bs. But I prefer the Hungarian PM’s tactic.
You would have to update it for the current technology, it did not cover cable TV, that is why Fox can lie.
Peace, I’m with you and Kim!
Get er done!
Can we shut down the internet?
The worst is it playing in waiting rooms and other public places. If I can, I usually change the channel.
The fact that it is 24/7 in our military installations is a huge part of the problem. Military tv should be only war movies and Animal Planet.
Agree, arne. However I spent decades in that eco-system. Faux in military hospitals, gyms and other waiting rooms isn't changing anybody's political beliefs, it's just stoking the fires. The seeds of MAGA were kicking around active duty personnel for a long time and in numbers most will never believe.
Maybe but why feed the beast? Let’s starve it. Especially since it goes against true American principles and patriotism.
Put a block on it, you would be helping humanity.
Fox was already sued once for spreading "news" that was actually lies and propaganda. Fox won because they said they weren't a news organization they were entertainment programming. So they gave the courts an out.
Fox didn't win, they settled for $787.5 Million.
They didnt change so it must have been worth it.
Rupert said there was ‘good business’ in Lying and Propaganda. He made more money than he lost paying almost a billion dollar fine. The price of doing business in magaworld.
That was the Tucker Carlson lawsuit, the judge agreed no serious person could believe Tucker. But the Dominion and Smartmatic lawsuits they lost.
OK, so they (fox) have slithered around between news and entertainment. Now what about state sponsored propaganda? Direct phone calls with 😡 with no similar access to other networks? Oh, I also fully support a class action lawsuit against them for harm to the America people.
Well said, Kim, I’d like to know if first it must be proven in court that 🦊 is a propaganda outlet for the 🤡 regime.
They did it in Hungary YESTERDAY !
It will be interesting to see how Hungary handles this. They will have to undo a lot and probably pass some new laws, as a democracy. I’ll be watching.
Nancy they are doing it as we speak. New president of Hungary just handed a pink slip to the propaganda press on their own air and to their faces. THAT is how it works !!!
Ahh, yes, because it’s illegal! Will be interesting to see how that rolls here with 🦊.
He's also pullng funding for CPAC - he's talking about Hungarian taxpayer money that used to go to our right-wings crazies. Good start.
Dang, Hungary is looking better and better every day!
Finally, some good shit that happened while you were writing your column!
Why is it that every other country seems to be able to do normal things to get rid of a dictator, and we get caught in the weeds? Look at Brazil. They voted Bolsonaro out and tried him right away. He ran away to the US to hide, but eventually had to go back and face the music. Look at South Korea. They rioted until the corrupt President was removed and then they tried him and he was impeached and removed from office. Now Magyar says get rid of corrupt press. I know that he is going to Poland first, then Austria and then Belgium to the EU. So, he is going to look for allies in all 3 for his agenda to get his country back on his feet. I am sure he knows that the press and the courts are pillars that he needs to address if he is going to get things done. Good for him. He is in his prime and seems to have the energy needed.
Why does no one think to enact laws to protect our media. How about no foreign ownership of media. How about if you don't report news you must say, this is fake and not real. If you don't, you lose your license and will be shut down. How about making standards for social media too. How about no platforming Nazis and people who want to commit crimes. The Us seriously needs to try to do more to protect children from the social media and gaming addiction.
I don't like people going to bad Presidents and political parties to fast track their citizenships in the USA (Rupert Murdoch, Elon Musk and his brother...). That should be illegal.
Excellent questions, all!, Linda
I am SO HERE FOR IT!! Unload FUCKS NEWS!! The newsletter was magnificent today, Jeff, as always. You have nailed the essence of Couchfuck McGee. Every day, Donny pulls something out of his ass to threaten us with and make our lives suck harder. He is never out of our faces. Eleven (11) years of this. And I don’t know what any of us here would do without you drilling it all down and making us laugh through our tears and our outrage. Thank you.
Here! Here!, Julie
Holy sh*t, that's what I'm talking about!! "We want another one, just like the other one".
That would be one of the best things to happen in my lifetime.
Thats the best idea I’ve heard in 5.4 years shutting down state propaganda. Somebody please take notes !
If your country is ever going to get back on the right track, there has to be a way of shutting down the Fox democracy-destroying machine.
If only!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
God, let's hope Fox News get shut the fuck down.
YES!
Vance is the kiss of death on the campaign trail. Send him EVERYWHERE.
Dems need to hire him to campaign in every Senate swing state
Curse of the Shillbilly
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Perfect name for him! Add it to his list.😁
I like the mashup of Couchfuck McShillbilly 😂
Just announced today that JD will appear in Iowa stumping for Zach Nunn. Good! Nunn has never held a town hall! This will be the kiss of death to that campaign. I can’t wait for Sarah Trone Garriott to trounce him in November!
Speaking for the cult, don’t let JD the furniture fucker ever speak in front of people, yes no people. He is not human and it’s easy to see even for the blind like the cult, and keep that kind of good news coming.
FOTF!!!
What I think is HILARIOUS about the TPUSA flop is that Erika Kirk canceled with the worst proveable lie ever that there was a “security risk“
Because obviously, if the couch Cassanova showed up with his secret security detail, there was no security risk.
And guess who is pointing that out online? Candace Owens! She’s calling out Erika Kirk for being a liar. I just love when MAGA eats itself lol
Greedy, envious, unpricipled MAGAts turn on each other as surely as self-replicating nucleotide precursors assembled in the primordial soup. It's just a matter of time
Damn! It’s early for such well-spoken brilliance, Doc! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The scientific reference is particularly satisfying in light of the fear of evolution that the right has
Might that fear be due to never trying it?
Touché , arne
Indeed.
I can't blame eKirk for not wanting to attend. Look at all the bad luck shedding off this guy. A losing campaign, failed negotiations, a dead pope. Who would want to be in the same room with him, let alone in the same zip code.
Hell, I don't even want to be in the same country as him.
Hahaha love the metaphor!
It is pretty fun to see Doc. When there’s nothing left to eat there’s always the Donner Party solution.
While the Donner Party was a real tragedy this is real fun.
I love it when you talk dirty…
I know. Nucleotides are risque'
Be we don’t really have more time.
"A security risk! Why, there were dozens of people there! Dozens!"
I thought Erikkka and JD were an item?
They are both parasites, quick to use each other only when it benefits — the second it doesn’t they will change course, while painting themselves as a victim.
I think I've seen photos of them together on stage. I dont know how that helps her, but it would give him a boost.
Scary when we think like Owens.
So scary! How in the world can she be making sense?!?!
Think of the proverbial stopped clock.
Even a shitty sell out can make a valid point when driven by envy and greed
I'm going to extend infinitesimal amount of have to EK. She watched her husband get fined down and secret service aren't there to protect her. Not that I believe her. But she is human.
Maybe she was afraid Usha had connected to that sniper.
I'm pretty sure they screen the entrants for weapons
Maybe she has realized he's not quite the manly-man powerful VP she thought he was... and if he didn't take her bait she might be feeling scorned by his rejection. HA-ha!
Owens is dangerous
The Secretary of Bragging and Booze
With the Christian nationalist tattoos
Has so much swagger and bluster
But he can't seem to muster
Enough to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
("has swagger and bluster, but can't seem to muster" Sorry! Couldn't resist slightly improving your meter. Love it!)
Doc loves audience participation! I like that meter too, KD
Love this!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
👍 Doc!
👏👏👏👏👏Doc!
Jeff, Donald posted another pic of Jesus and himself, continues to attack the Pope, said in an interview concerning the British economy downturn that it was due to … windmills.. what benefits derives from these continued attacks.. it’s krazy.. Best to All Fellow Travellers.
well there you go. now I have something to write about for tomorrow
Dear sir, when have you not had something to write about?
was gonna say…
With this confederacy of lunatics and dunces you will never lack for material.
Yeah, I’d like an answer to that question too. There’s never a break in the bullshit. Bannon laid the oath and 47 is following it to the letter.
I don’t ever want Professor T. to stop writing.But maybe but perhaps he could skip a couple days a week (I’d hate that though) or only have to write about common foolishness, and not pig-fornicating, scabrous traitors.
I swear Donny has such a bug up his ass about windmills that when he dies, his body should be strapped to the spinning blades. MAGA can pay tribute as their messiah goes round and round making them dizzier than they already are.
Honestly, Jeff, you think those fuckers haven't crimed even more today?😂
Jeff ~ the night is still young ~ you'll have loads of fodder for tomorrow post! He's going to tweet tonight I'm sure 🤨
Yeah, him portraying himself as Jesus, then claiming he was actually a doctor, is so rich in irony it could be used to make steel.
Doctor my ass
You're shallow and crass
You have no people skills
You're a repeated scammer
Who's as dumb as a hammer
You don't even pay your bills
You're a crook and a thief
A malodorous queef
Who has trouble sipping water
Your lifelong behavior
Shows you're no savior
You creep on your own daughter
Unlike the Pope
You're a murderous dope
A pile of shit on the White House lawn
For the whole human race
And the Earth's every place
It will be ecstatic when you're finally gone
Quite possibly your finest effort ever, Doc! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
For your fine work- a signed copy of “Art of the Deal “
will arrive in a brown sack with no return address.
Great. It will come in handy if I ever run out of TP
Forgive me for asking the obvious, but is this to the tune of "Doctor, My Eyes" by Jackson Browne?
No. I thought about it but it was too hard
👏👏👏👏👏👏again, Doc!
👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Doc.. Sir, you have outdone yourself today… “ malodorous queef”… man that’s a mouthful… you sir win the internets today🏆🏆🏆🏆🎉🎉🎉🎉😜
Thanks. It conveniently rhymes with thief
I saw a really great take on his dementia on IG.
He called himself a "doctor" on that insane AI of him as Jesus because someone suggested to him it had been "doctored."
He kept calling the war on Iran an "excursion" because he was told it was an "incursion" and he doesn't know that word.
He kept referencing Hannibal Lecter during the election with regard to immigrants because he heard they were seeking "asylum."
He's literally losing his mind (and is dumb as a brick) But I'm with you, Jeff, Vance is pure choad and as soon as trump finally FINALLY does us all a solid and kicks it, the whole MAGA cult is going to go down too.
You seem to imply that he had a mind to start with. No, just dumb as a brick.
At an earlier point, he had better marshalling skills for his malignant narcissism, let's put it that way.
It really amazes me when people think he plays 3D chess. He just acts out of greed with NO critical component and because of the $$, ALL HIS LIFE , he has been successful in getting away with it. Once such habits settle in, they become self-fulfilling...
He really is for the dumb people if they think he's playing 3D chess. Maybe to them he is.
It's why he loves the poorly educated......
One thing about the utter mayhem he has inflicted on the entire world in the past year and a half: it is now quite clear how he bankrupted the unbankruptible--multiple casinos.
On the bright side, given how our European allies are saying no to him more and more, if he tries to eff with the election, I feel like they're not going to take that lying down. Now they have just as much stake in us getting someone sane in there, so they just might take action.
#Bumblefuck playing 3D chess?
He's the personification of the Pigeon on the Chessboard: When it's obvious he's in over his precious, empty little head, he just knocks over the pieces, shits all over the board, & flies away, screaming "I WON!"
Very well stated! I concur!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Great catches Jennifer!
Thank you but, I can't take credit. I don't remember who posted but she got it 100%
🤞
It’s what Vance gets for going to a liberal college town to deliver a right wing conservative message that turned out to be as empty as the stadium. With JD the hits keep coming!
I was thinking the same thing. Brilliant move, Couchboy, going to the home of R.E.M., UGA, and the next-door neighbor of liberal mecca Atlanta to bless the citizens of Athens with your davenportly greatness. 🙄
Upvote for "davenportly greatness."
Seconded!
Davenport! Now that’s a term for a couch I haven’t heard since I was maybe 10. Good one!
Chesterfield is another
Hmmm. I'm probably older than you and pretty much everyone else here and I never knew Davenport was a term for a couch. One of the dorms at Yale College is named Davenport. Wonder how that came about?
FYI it’s sofa now.
J.D. — The Davenportly Debonair.
I like it.
U.S. west coasters aren’t that cultured. We’ve existed with skate boards, frisbees, waterbeds, valley girls and futons.
If you said “Davenport” we probably thought it was a name for a sandwich
And the B52's 😁
I think the Pyro grieving widow was a no show because of lack of attendance, not security concerns. Not enough people there to harm anyone. And with him there, the SS would have been there. Would have loved to see the lovebirds together again.
Maybe the "security threat" was a call from Usha.
FOTF!
Why does she want another child with this idiot?
Good one Dina !
😆
I’m guessing she’s not getting paid anymore- Hungary shut off the spigot
I like this one.
Lest they be caught on the kiss cam
He's so smug and arrogant it's a pleasure seeing him humiliated. It's almost like he gets off on it.
Definitely not Alpha.
Vance is Catholic, he converted. So lecturing the pope, the infallible head of his Church? I think he has to go to confession for the sin of pride.
I think he may have missed a few classes.
Probably just used cliff notes or Catholicism for dummies. Loved the Pope Chicago Bob reference
Oh to see JD visit the South Side and talk that shit.
Yep I would pay to see that!! But first would invite Fr. Pfleger to the showdown.
Absolutely!
I think he’s ginning up for excommunication.
Making him one of the shortest lived Catholic converts on record.
Well, I think the good Lord should smite him and smite him hard.
Smite with brass knuckles would work for me.
Or Chris, maybe tar and feathers.
Or, better yet, brass knuckles followed by tar and feathers.
Scratch that — I want him to enjoy the tar and feathers to its fullest so that should come first followed by the brass knuckles.
🤣🤣🤣
What's the Latin for "chutzpah?"
perfecto (no, not the latin for chutzpah - rather, admiration for this splendid comment)
Thank you.
Lol, I found several here:
https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the/latin-word-for-57bb92fad5dd6826be3031d887a5397b8cff9e8f.html
None of them really capture it. The classic definition of "chutzpah" is someone who murders his parents and then pleads for mercy from the court because he's an orphan.
I know, right? Nothing beats Yiddish for great descriptions.
Good one Daniel!
JD thinks he can switch religions like he switched names and Trump switched parties. Expedience. Well, "talkin' don't make it so" as his mee-maw would probably tell him.
maybe Usha can convince him to convert to HER religion.
would a 'dip' in the Ganges be required?
Hey, he's been Catholic for what, 7 years? Surely he knows better than the pope.
He converted to Catholicism without knowing what it really means to be a Catholic. He just thought he could pick and choose what he wants believe. No way, J.
He’s no more Catholic than prez fuckwit Ginny!
They’ll Say and Do Anything that fits the narrative.
Great there was barely Anyone there to listen to his lies & shite.
What poor cow gave up their hide for Pirro's outfit?
My thought exactly. The US Attorney for Holsteins
She's more of a Friesian 🐄
LOLOLOL!!!
It's a naugahyde!
Thereby sullying naugahyde's illustrious reputation
You are on a roll this morning
It’s turned out to be very useful.
One quick swip with a damp cloth and the wine stains are gone.
It’s Corinthian leather !
I met a Corinthian at a petting zoo once. They do have smoothness.
To this very day, whenever my husband sees somebody in a really bad suit, he says, "How many Naugas had to DIE to make THAT thing?"
Not *totally* trusting my memory here, but that MIGHT have come from "WKRP".
Sounds like something said to Herb Tarlek, probably by Johnny Fever
Corinthian leather.
Idk, but her stylist hates her.
Mebbe her stylist is a libtard
Here's my theory
Trump is waiting until he loses the mid-terms (tremendously) and then he will pretend to have some kind of health issue so that he can step down and let Just Dumb Vance serve the last two years of a lame duck presidency. Wishful thinking I know.
8647 Before he kills US all
Can't be a health issue; he's too big and strong and important for that. It'll have to be some more important engagement somewhere.
Like "spending more time with his family," lol?
Off to be president of Venezuela or maybe Cuba.
LOL. The only family member he wants to spend quality time with is Ivanka. Why did he drag his two daughters with him to watch two men beat each other senseless in the ring?
Spending more time with his lawyers.
That’s rich!
He has to go home and count all the money he has managed to "acquire" since his presidency.
There you go!
He wants to run for President of Venezuela.
Oh, yeah, I forgot that! Of course!
I’m giving you a like for your last sentence. 😀
The unlikeable Vance
Always tries to enhance
His status as a leader
But he's poorly perceived
And all he's achieved
Is being a white supremacist mixed-race breeder
All true Doc!
Other than having a creep for a dad the kids end up benefiting from being mixed race because, from my viewpoint, they are the most physically beautiful people on earth; although, I would definitely choose a different dad if I had the choice.
Oooooohhhh!
This shit right here is why I look for Uncle Jeff’s posts first:
“the unearned and serene confidence of mediocre white men like Couchfuck McGee is stunning. if only there were some way to tap it, it could be an infinite source of cheap, renewable energy.”
So many great points made and righteous anger to boot!!! I love ya, Man!!! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻
We do too🥰
Yes, the 25th is a longshot, but it is possible given the rapid deterioration of Pedo McCankles. If his poll numbers drop below 30 (likely in the coming months), the odds increase. Just having millions of people repeat it over and over again makes the idea less shocking.
Now really think if Vance and the majority of the Cabinet would do it. It's beyond a longshot. It would literally be a miracle.
Maybe Pope Bob could help with that?
Daniel, a week ago you lied and claimed I said "it (the 25th amendment will happen" even though I have been very clear that it is a longshot. Please continue to fuck off.
You just repeated the utterly false claim that the 25th amendment "is possible." You're obviously in over your head. Better for you to keep quiet and avoid having people think you're an idiot, than posting and removing all doubt.
Wow, quite the original comeback. But good on you (I suppose) for not repeating your lie that I said the 25th amendment "will happen". I suppose that's progress for an undeservedly condescending, sabelotodo dipshit.
Whatever. I called you out on your repeated false claim. And, like Trump, you try to project your flaws onto others.
Republicans leapt like Nijinsky in Swan Lake to invoke the 25th Amendment against Biden after Special Counsel Robert Hur's investigative report. Hur characterized Biden as a "well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" who had "diminished faculties in advancing age." The GOP soon gave this up as futile. Tapper stuck with the premise as a story line though because the beast must be fed.
They couldn't "invoke" the 25th amendment. Barring Raskin's proposed commission (which won't be happening any time soon if ever) it has to be done by the VP and the majority of the Cabinet.
The Rethuglicans have shown the efficacy of repeating the same idea over and over until their cult members (including those in Congress) accept it as reality and it becomes a major, driving issue.
The technique can work for the Democrats--with the only difference being that, of course, the Democrats will be repeating a truth. Point out Demento's cognitive decline and refuse to sanewash his lunacies.
True Mark. The Dunning Kruger effect is finally doing him in. It’s getting harder and harder to lie his way out of it. His lies, that contradict each other, have less and less space and time between them to the point where almost in the same interview he’ll answer yes to a question followed by a no in the next sentence in answer to the same question. Stupid criminals can’t keep track of their lies. And he’s pretty god damned stupid.
That last sentence seems to work very well for them, so why TF not, eh?
Jeff, You’re the best!!! I couldn’t get through the attempted devastation of our democracy without your humor. Thank you for continuing to write through your grief. 🙇♀️
"whoever had the bright idea to book an 8,500-seat hockey arena for an evening with the most-repellent person in American politics really deserves the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Completely Shat The Bed Prize." Uncle Jeff, you are at the top of your game with this one!! Outright, prolonged laughter!!!!
"Clownfucktacular" is a brilliant use of language. Jeff adds new words to the English language each and every day. I am grateful.
You’re right Arnie! Jeff has invited us to be on the ground floor of a new language and I also dig it. There’s some crazy shit going on (and I mean CRAZY!) and it needs appropriate language to describe it. And Jeff is better than anyone at creating it. And he’s got a lot of us participating with our own new words and terms. It’s been really fun. Jeff is magic.
It just helps get us through these crazy days ~ humor works !