Thank you for your vote against that twatwaffle. Didn’t she just barely win this last election? Keep up the good work and maybe she’ll finally be gone!
She received 64% of the vote. Nice people in this area. Critical thinking is in short supply though. Her opponent, Shawn Harris, is a local farm owner, former Sergeant in the Marines and an Infantry Commander in Afghanistan. I met him at an event. I voted for him last time. I will again.
I know, it's like, Georgia! Damn. Nice people, till it comes to their prejudices and politics. They're going to vote their prejudices (against blacks or Democrats) every time. Lived there (mostly on southeast coast) for 35 years. I wish you and your neighbors luck.
Yeah and let’s not forget her holding up a humungous picture of Hunter Biden’s naked body in a Congressional hearing! Isn’t she being challenged for her seat by a retired Brigadier General?
Hey Patris: AS a grandmother, you now have EARNED the right to say ANY FUCKING THING you choose! I hereby bestow upon you the 'grandmother's right to FUCK with magats' award'. :)
AND went from harassing David into the Capitol (this as a civilian WITH her now boyfriend - (was he then as well?) wielding his camera to catch every vile second as David said not a word in response, conversing quietly with HIS people only - to SCREAMING into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes' mail-slot ON her office door after TRYING to barge in there, yelling that Alexandria 'needs to put on her big girl panties' among other stupid-as-fuck stuff. Alexandria was NOT there, but her staff was and frightened by this crazy person banging on the door yelling at them! Greene 'somehow' was allowed to wander around showing - on camera, Individuals' names, their offices - all while spewing the NASTIEST bullshit! David was a SURVIVOR of the Parkland School Shooting...had lain on the floor watching his classmates die, so began speaking out about their murders vis-a-vis gun control which caused Greene to single HIM out as her target. He had JUST TURNED 18! She screamed at him in the street about 'how dare HE get an audience with Congress while SHE - 'a business owner and taxpayer could not get an audience with them'. It was only after this that she ran in an UNOPPOSED district for Congress, and of course got elected since no one else's name was on the fucking ballot! She severely traumatized David Hogg for no reason whatsoever I was just beginning to feel a wee bit sorry for her, pondering whether or not she too might have been a 'survivor', but remembering this VILE behaviour brings it all back and removes all doubt. She's monstrous!
“ Here at AltMedia HQ, we have what’s known as the Conversion Stick. It’s just a regular stick we found in the backyard. But it becomes the Conversion Stick when we put some dog shit on the end of it. Basically, anyone who spent years reveling in the pain of their fellow Americans while wearing a red hat is welcome to leave that gross movement and join us. But they have to lick the poop stick first. And for people who have been kissing nasty orange ass for a decade, it should taste like pumpkin fucking pie.”
Nope. Not a word. She's worried about re-election. And should be because this cover-up will continue. IF Congress votes to order DOJ to release its files, Blondie Bondi will claim they can't because there's a new investigation now underway. Into Democrats. As dRumpy ordered her to undertake. How f'ing clever is that?
I thought Legal Blondi concocted an official memo saying there's noone in those Epstein files except Epstein? And now there are pedo Dems in there that need investigating? How about investigating the pedo Republican donors? That's the real story here. Those Republican donor degenerates must be pulling out all the stops behind the scenes to call in their chips on their bought and paid for congressmen. I'd love to hear more about that little development.
As a members of ACWAFB (American Citizens With Actual Functioning Brains), we have been so starved for anything rational or coherent from these insane morons that we tend to WANT to believe in this kind of fairy tale. I do not, and cannot, but at least I understand why some do. Sporkfoot, kinda like Bigfoot.
Feels like everyone in this country needs to reapply for their ADULT CARDS (just to start w/a clean slate?!). I mean - actual Congresspeople referring you to 🦊’Entertainment’ to get THEIR alternate inflation facts… geezus
Hard no here. Unless she contacts David Hogg & personally apologizes for calling him a fake and then flies to DE and personally apologizes to Biden for yelling “you lie” at the SOTU address, I don’t believe her.
I say we pretend to let her in *just close enough* and then see how she votes. Forgive her? Never. Beat her at her own game - every goddamn time. Seriously - we can't outsmart Space Laser Greene?
After years of bending the knee to Trumpism she has come to the realization that, as we've said all along, Trump is loyal to not one living soul and there will come a time that all MAGA will understand that. Hopefully sooner than later.
She has a very powerful voice and since it's working in our favor let's embrace it, but never forget that she has said and done many horrific things. Kinda like Liz Cheney. She can never be fully trusted.
A cow caravan joke, a Monty Python classic, and a 'oh helllllll no' on the question of MTG's sincerity. I don't believe her for 1 second. She was told flat out NO by the orange shitstain re: running for GA Senate and she's a woman scorned. Watch out. She's gonna do what she can to burn the place down as Trump falls very very hard.
In some fairness, she like Nancy Mace may have been sexually abused. Hence, her humility and empathy emerges. Good, but saying “I’m sorry” for her previous toxicity doesn’t make it right. Perhaps fitting, she is a pariah in both camps.
Nope. She said JUST NOW she is understanding those who have been sexually abused. Had she had to endure what those girls have endured, she would not have waited until a big press conference to do the "trump shove to the front of the pack" move.
I’m inclined to give her a little grace but I don’t fully trust her for sure. She came out early on the Epstein files. I think she’s finding how MAGA disrespects women in general and especially when they speak up.
It comes down to what *he* believes (at the moment). With his about-face on ordering the DOJ to release all the Files, he's telegraphing that he trusts the competence and thoroughness of his stooges to scrub them thoroughly enough that no thread back to him remains. It doesn't matter if they do it with redactions or just fraud, hundreds of people have gone through the material, so far. The truth is coming out. He's just trying to buy time.
Yeah--I figured that today's sudden demand to have the Epstein Files released means that they've been thoroughly altered and edited, so the release will prove every bit of the survivors' stories are "Democrat" hoaxes.
Sure. But that's what he believes, it's not necessarily the case. There's a lot of documentation there, and the journalists going through it will be many times more dedicated and competent that the nitwits selected by Trump for their loyalty. Things will slip through, either through being missed or being called out by 'anonymous sources' when they see it's missing. People will begin coming forward who we haven't heard from before.
I hope your assumption is correct. I fear the big black sharpie was hard at work all weekend long. And I surmise that holy Mike Johnson was told to scrub the files of references to trumpet the liar in chief.
Actually, my point is that I'm not *making* any assumptions. We don't know what we don't know. With information this volatile, maybe, just maybe, somebody found it expedient to make copies? Photos? Videos? Audio bugs? Extemporaneous notes?
Just a very minor episode indicates the scope and scale of what's there: something in the briefing she got fucked up Nancy Mace all to hell. And that was for a cleared briefing. And Nancy, like all of us, *still* doesn't know what she doesn't know.
Humans are capable of a lot of things. Keeping secrets is not one.
Even if there is no other copy of something that has been redacted, I imagine there are scanning techniques like they used to see what was under the Mona Lisa.
I doubt that. It won't be from lack of trying, but they're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. My point still stands that there are a shit-ton of loose ends to this whole monkey show. People we've never heard from before who could come forward with their personal stash of receipts. People we already know about, like Michael Wolff, who have yet to be hauled in front of an investigative committee (were the Dems to ever get back a little power for such).
He also knows that the doj, with all his cronies, which is now investigating democrats who’ve been mentioned in Epstein docs, will suddenly refuse to release them bc they’re under investigation…
Exactly! "I really, really wanted to release the files, but the DoJ says no, because they can't do it while there's an investigation. Sorry! I tried for you!"
I'm so disgusted with Margaret Brennan. I couldn't believe she started with that question. She also kept braying "Obamacare, Obamacare." never the ACA or Affordable Care Act. When she asked the republican, "Does Obamacare need a reboot?" rather than "Where's this big Obamacare replacement you've been promising for YEARS?" I had to turn her off. That show is now officially down the toilet.
Fun fact: Mattel's "Chatty Cathy" doll was voiced by the incomparable June Foray, who was also the voice of Talky Tina in the "Living Doll" Twilight Zone episode. But unlike Margaret Brennan, Chatty Cathy spoke normal phrases.
When my sister’s sustained Shaken Chatty Cathy Syndrome, blunt-force trauma to the head sped up her voice into a meth-like hellomynameischattycathyiloveyou.
Last year President Biden sold $12 billion worth of soybeans to China. From his very good friend whom he knows very very well, and respects Trump bigly, Xi bought nary a bean from this year’s bumper crop. While chiding farmers and ranchers to “be more grateful,” Trump’s boxed Argentinian beef features a new attraction: foot-and-mouth spores.
Legally foreign meat has to be labeled. At least it did when I was food-writing during Reagan II. I just squicked myself with the phrase “foreign meat.”
Trump did, my neighbors aren’t particularly happy about it…everyone down here voted for that cretinous wastrel, their heads are hanging a lot lower these days Eva!
Yeah it’s the same kind of idiotic bullshit they spout about the housing shortage being migrants fault. So we’re supposed to believe now that not only do they bring diseased cows with them but their pockets are loaded with enough cash to buy a median priced home in the US($400,000+). Sure fools. Hit me with another big one. Jeez! The worms that crawl around in their brains in order ho come up with this shite!
Over the hills and through the woods, to Grandpa Befuddlepants' house we go! Driving our herds of diseased cattle ahead of us, right across the Rio Grande and down the main drag of Nogales. Those sly boots immigrants snuck 'em right through to Montana. And then they bought up all the houses.
I have the congratulate the Monty Python catapult of cattle team for an amazing bullseye onto the brave knights who stood in a cow shaped tight group as they stared at the incoming cow. But that’s how they pulled off the cattle disease introduction. Good shootin’
They made that movie with almost no money so they impromptu it like no horses so they prance across the land pretending it’s all so inventive I think it made the movie so fabulous.
The asshole is not even wrong. If the illegal hordes brought cattle with them they - the critters that is - would have to eat. And that would wind up driving up the demand for cattle feed, including soybeans.
Only in Amerika could someone so stupid become a billionaire. An alternative theory being that becoming filthy rich rots your brain.
Come to think of it I like the alternative better. There is even evidence that it is inheritable.
1. Instead of a sandwich, I’ll be chucking a cow at ICE with my new catapult.
2. Donny thinks he’s getting ahead of the files being released, but all he’s doing is reminding people how guilty he is. There didn’t need to be a vote. He could have released them himself.
When i read that “illegals” brought in diseased cattle i couldn’t stop laughing!! the images of that feat! Lordy they sure think we are stupid don’t they? I foresee a hellava week ahead! Thanks for your writings they keep me sane in my anger!
For some reason, all I could think of was the village of Santa Poco in "The Three Amigos". Did they have cattle? I can't remember. The comment was just so STUPID.
Now that they’re finally realizing that the release of the files is inevitable, I’m REALLY, REALLY afraid that someone is fucking with them as we speak, and that Donny’s name is disappearing from those files as quickly as that hole in his ear.
Don’t forget that Maureen Comey prosecuted Gislaine Maxwell, and is therefore quite familiar with all of those files. There are also others who have seen them during the preparation for the prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein before he died.
MAGA is only about 20% of voters. So what if they try to discredit her? The rest of us will get the information, and I suspect that even maga doesn’t support pedophilia.
I've also read that tRump is calling for a new investigation into the files, and if he gets that to happen then the files can't be released, they'll be 'evidence'.
For the 603rd time, the House is getting their unadulterated files from Epstein Estate attorneys who actually respect the rule of law - at least since their ratfuck client is pushing up tulips from hell.
Horny handed? Damn I thought I was about to learn Mr Living it up in a pink Barbie House was getting handy with the fellas. His boss seems to love giving blow jobs. Let's get all the salacious details of this administration's "fraternizing with the fellas" out there.
As was demonstrated with the Jimmy Kimmel affair, there is only one way to respond to sell-out media companies: BOYCOTT. Seriously, show your outrage. 60 Minutes was an institution. Now it’s gutted. This was the home of Ed Murrow and Walter Cronkite, for Christs sake. Colbert has been a brilliant successor to David Letterman. Now CBS Fox Lite. All because one nepo-oligarch wanted a fat check from a right-wing tech oligarch, who made the network a new toy for his son.
Seriously, after all that CBS/Paramount/SkyDick has done to degrade and corrupt CBS, they deserve a permanent boycott of all their media offerings, including sports and streaming content.
I agree. Trump moved on the Epstein issue as he’s trying to cover the internal insurrection. Trump has gotten by with lying, making stuff up his whole life. It’s disconcerting for him when even Marjorie Taylor Greene no longer buys what he’s selling.
I’m sorry, call me a deviant(I’m 74 year old woman)but I think the full Epstein files will tell as disgusting a story as it’s possible to imagine. Trump raped children, he invested in trafficking, money laundering&God know what the pictures show.
I’m not saying there are no Democrats involved. I think the common denominators are wealth&power, not political ties
I grew up on a small farm in the Midwest where we raised beef cattle, and I literally just had a conversation with my 81 yo dad yesterday about beef prices. He said that the recent spike in prices was largely weather-related, because wildfires and such destroyed a lot of grazing land. So, climate change! Also, because beef prices are so high right now, a lot of cattle farmers/ranchers are choosing to sell more heifers for slaughter, which will reduce the supply of cattle in the future (heifers are girl cattle who haven’t given birth; generally speaking, both heifers and steers (boy cattle that have been castrated) are sold for slaughter somewhere between 1 1/2 - 2 years old, when they are fully grown but not yet too old to the point that beef gets too tough, and also you don’t want to keep expending resources to feed them). Bottom line, if more heifers are being sold for beef, then they aren’t becoming cows who turn out a calf every year. Supply then decreases, raising prices.
Dad did say that there’s been a screw-worm infestation in Mexico, which has resulted in bans on imported beef from Mexico, which has contributed to higher beef prices. But it’s not the case that undocumented immigrants are “bringing” diseased cattle with them. Without proper fencing, cattle will migrate all on their own, because they don’t understand or care about concepts like “borders” - they just go where the grass is.
And this has been your TED Talk from 2Cats about why beef prices have really gone up. 😺😺
Bessent. He simply must pen a children’s book about the amazing tale of South American cattle dragging their migrant humans north to the land of White Male freedom.
Just two days ago, that ass-kissing Congressman from Texas, Troy Nehls, posted on the Nazi Bar that he was voting “No” to release the “Epstein Hoax” (his words) documents. Now that his Leader has reversed course, any bets on how Nehls will vote?
so, something I didn't care to write about in my post, but am curious about.
yesterday, Sporky went on CNN and said "I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics."
https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DRHvidLiQ5C
do we believe her? do we forgive her?
(me, I'm a hard 'nah' on both questions)
It's a ploy to save her seat. I'm a hard no also. And added bonus, I actually get to vote against her.
THANK YOU !!!!!
Not just no, but HELL no.
Dear A.I., please create a picture showing Liz Cheney giving the MIDDLE TOE to Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bless you, Brad!!
🙌🏼
Thank you for your vote against that twatwaffle. Didn’t she just barely win this last election? Keep up the good work and maybe she’ll finally be gone!
She received 64% of the vote. Nice people in this area. Critical thinking is in short supply though. Her opponent, Shawn Harris, is a local farm owner, former Sergeant in the Marines and an Infantry Commander in Afghanistan. I met him at an event. I voted for him last time. I will again.
I know, it's like, Georgia! Damn. Nice people, till it comes to their prejudices and politics. They're going to vote their prejudices (against blacks or Democrats) every time. Lived there (mostly on southeast coast) for 35 years. I wish you and your neighbors luck.
I don't believe it. Adam Kinzinger says don't fall for it, and he knows her better than we do
For me? I’m a very hard: Fuck No, never trust a kool-aid drunk MAGA.
She just goes where the grift blows.
“Goes where the grift blows.” That’s brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Haha thank you — I take a bow to you Madame ☺️
If you like my humor check out my writing, I also make wicked original memes you may enjoy 😉
I saw (unfortunately) a quick sound bite of her saying that she wants everybody to be kinder to one another.
Is that the "kinder" where you run after a teenager who survived a mass shooting and screech abuse at him? That was very, very kind, I think.
She harassed DAVID HOGG‼️
Yup. She owes him a public apology.
And was HORRIBLE to Dr. Fauci.
Yeah and let’s not forget her holding up a humungous picture of Hunter Biden’s naked body in a Congressional hearing! Isn’t she being challenged for her seat by a retired Brigadier General?
I was about to say something so wrong for a grandmother..
I’m a grandmother and I believe there is a rule in the handbook stating anything against three toes is allowed!
Hey Patris: AS a grandmother, you now have EARNED the right to say ANY FUCKING THING you choose! I hereby bestow upon you the 'grandmother's right to FUCK with magats' award'. :)
AND went from harassing David into the Capitol (this as a civilian WITH her now boyfriend - (was he then as well?) wielding his camera to catch every vile second as David said not a word in response, conversing quietly with HIS people only - to SCREAMING into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes' mail-slot ON her office door after TRYING to barge in there, yelling that Alexandria 'needs to put on her big girl panties' among other stupid-as-fuck stuff. Alexandria was NOT there, but her staff was and frightened by this crazy person banging on the door yelling at them! Greene 'somehow' was allowed to wander around showing - on camera, Individuals' names, their offices - all while spewing the NASTIEST bullshit! David was a SURVIVOR of the Parkland School Shooting...had lain on the floor watching his classmates die, so began speaking out about their murders vis-a-vis gun control which caused Greene to single HIM out as her target. He had JUST TURNED 18! She screamed at him in the street about 'how dare HE get an audience with Congress while SHE - 'a business owner and taxpayer could not get an audience with them'. It was only after this that she ran in an UNOPPOSED district for Congress, and of course got elected since no one else's name was on the fucking ballot! She severely traumatized David Hogg for no reason whatsoever I was just beginning to feel a wee bit sorry for her, pondering whether or not she too might have been a 'survivor', but remembering this VILE behaviour brings it all back and removes all doubt. She's monstrous!
Um… no sporky- we don’t believe a word!
From Adam Parkomenko & Sam Youngman
“ Here at AltMedia HQ, we have what’s known as the Conversion Stick. It’s just a regular stick we found in the backyard. But it becomes the Conversion Stick when we put some dog shit on the end of it. Basically, anyone who spent years reveling in the pain of their fellow Americans while wearing a red hat is welcome to leave that gross movement and join us. But they have to lick the poop stick first. And for people who have been kissing nasty orange ass for a decade, it should taste like pumpkin fucking pie.”
This is glorious in its visual messaging!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 THAT is hilarious!
Susan, anyone in Spain talking about Trump?
Also, I need some tapas badly.
🤮🤮🤮
Now THAT is so fucking FUNNY!
Nope. Not a word. She's worried about re-election. And should be because this cover-up will continue. IF Congress votes to order DOJ to release its files, Blondie Bondi will claim they can't because there's a new investigation now underway. Into Democrats. As dRumpy ordered her to undertake. How f'ing clever is that?
I thought Legal Blondi concocted an official memo saying there's noone in those Epstein files except Epstein? And now there are pedo Dems in there that need investigating? How about investigating the pedo Republican donors? That's the real story here. Those Republican donor degenerates must be pulling out all the stops behind the scenes to call in their chips on their bought and paid for congressmen. I'd love to hear more about that little development.
If we had a Press they’d sort it all out and laugh in their faces
S'okay - they're ALL in the Epstein ESTATE FILES! Which Robert Garcia already released in a brilliantly timed move.
As a members of ACWAFB (American Citizens With Actual Functioning Brains), we have been so starved for anything rational or coherent from these insane morons that we tend to WANT to believe in this kind of fairy tale. I do not, and cannot, but at least I understand why some do. Sporkfoot, kinda like Bigfoot.
ACWAFB. I’d like to sign up.😂😂
Being here on Jeff's Substack is membership in ACWAFB
Whew! 👏👏👏
You're already a member!
Good to know….I’ll add that to my business cards! 😂
Feels like everyone in this country needs to reapply for their ADULT CARDS (just to start w/a clean slate?!). I mean - actual Congresspeople referring you to 🦊’Entertainment’ to get THEIR alternate inflation facts… geezus
Hard no here. Unless she contacts David Hogg & personally apologizes for calling him a fake and then flies to DE and personally apologizes to Biden for yelling “you lie” at the SOTU address, I don’t believe her.
And apologizes to Dr. Fauci too.
And Hunter Biden!
She probably has prurient interest in him
I say we pretend to let her in *just close enough* and then see how she votes. Forgive her? Never. Beat her at her own game - every goddamn time. Seriously - we can't outsmart Space Laser Greene?
After years of bending the knee to Trumpism she has come to the realization that, as we've said all along, Trump is loyal to not one living soul and there will come a time that all MAGA will understand that. Hopefully sooner than later.
She has a very powerful voice and since it's working in our favor let's embrace it, but never forget that she has said and done many horrific things. Kinda like Liz Cheney. She can never be fully trusted.
Neither Greene or Cheney can ever be trusted. Even for a minute. They are Republicans.
Sadly Cheney gave an interview where she claimed Dems supported giving abortions ‘AFTER BIRTH’. My g-d
Isn't "after birth abortion" etymologically invalid? Like, "I done et mah fried egg after it done hatched."
"abortions after birth?? yeah, its called "delivery"
Or murder some say? 🙄
Is that true? Didn't know that.
I think the video of the interview is still out there…
But she got serious name/face recognition in the deal… so there’s that
A cow caravan joke, a Monty Python classic, and a 'oh helllllll no' on the question of MTG's sincerity. I don't believe her for 1 second. She was told flat out NO by the orange shitstain re: running for GA Senate and she's a woman scorned. Watch out. She's gonna do what she can to burn the place down as Trump falls very very hard.
I have 100% confidence in the carefully worded script she’s following (provided by her shiny new oligarch backers*?) 😃⁉️
*change my mind
No, and hell no.
In some fairness, she like Nancy Mace may have been sexually abused. Hence, her humility and empathy emerges. Good, but saying “I’m sorry” for her previous toxicity doesn’t make it right. Perhaps fitting, she is a pariah in both camps.
Nope. She said JUST NOW she is understanding those who have been sexually abused. Had she had to endure what those girls have endured, she would not have waited until a big press conference to do the "trump shove to the front of the pack" move.
I’m inclined to give her a little grace but I don’t fully trust her for sure. She came out early on the Epstein files. I think she’s finding how MAGA disrespects women in general and especially when they speak up.
Like she disrespected Biden at his State of the Union?
In the words of IvankaT: “Find something new”
Hell nah!
For all MAGA: If he’s innocent, why would releasing the Epstein files ruin his presidency? 🤔
It comes down to what *he* believes (at the moment). With his about-face on ordering the DOJ to release all the Files, he's telegraphing that he trusts the competence and thoroughness of his stooges to scrub them thoroughly enough that no thread back to him remains. It doesn't matter if they do it with redactions or just fraud, hundreds of people have gone through the material, so far. The truth is coming out. He's just trying to buy time.
Yeah--I figured that today's sudden demand to have the Epstein Files released means that they've been thoroughly altered and edited, so the release will prove every bit of the survivors' stories are "Democrat" hoaxes.
Sure. But that's what he believes, it's not necessarily the case. There's a lot of documentation there, and the journalists going through it will be many times more dedicated and competent that the nitwits selected by Trump for their loyalty. Things will slip through, either through being missed or being called out by 'anonymous sources' when they see it's missing. People will begin coming forward who we haven't heard from before.
I hope your assumption is correct. I fear the big black sharpie was hard at work all weekend long. And I surmise that holy Mike Johnson was told to scrub the files of references to trumpet the liar in chief.
Actually, my point is that I'm not *making* any assumptions. We don't know what we don't know. With information this volatile, maybe, just maybe, somebody found it expedient to make copies? Photos? Videos? Audio bugs? Extemporaneous notes?
Just a very minor episode indicates the scope and scale of what's there: something in the briefing she got fucked up Nancy Mace all to hell. And that was for a cleared briefing. And Nancy, like all of us, *still* doesn't know what she doesn't know.
Humans are capable of a lot of things. Keeping secrets is not one.
Even if there is no other copy of something that has been redacted, I imagine there are scanning techniques like they used to see what was under the Mona Lisa.
I'm really afraid that the have been thoroughly scrubbed. There will be no mention of The Perv.
I doubt that. It won't be from lack of trying, but they're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. My point still stands that there are a shit-ton of loose ends to this whole monkey show. People we've never heard from before who could come forward with their personal stash of receipts. People we already know about, like Michael Wolff, who have yet to be hauled in front of an investigative committee (were the Dems to ever get back a little power for such).
It ain't over. Fat lady's not even warmed up yet.
Exactly.
They’ve had more than enough time to scrub them
Exactly, he also knows how the weeks vote on the discharge petition will go, as many have already mentioned!
He’s also trusting in Pam Bondi being the Fall Guy and take most of — if not all of — the impact for him.
It’s why I wrote about it in my piece the other day. Check it out here:
https://open.substack.com/pub/unityindefiance/p/when-all-else-fails-start-a-war?r=1nkbyr&utm_medium=ios
He also knows that the doj, with all his cronies, which is now investigating democrats who’ve been mentioned in Epstein docs, will suddenly refuse to release them bc they’re under investigation…
Exactly! "I really, really wanted to release the files, but the DoJ says no, because they can't do it while there's an investigation. Sorry! I tried for you!"
Indeed, if he's in favor of releasing the files as he now claims to be, why does he need a Congressional vote? Just release them.
Delay.
Which he knows will fail in the Senate, anyway.
I'm so disgusted with Margaret Brennan. I couldn't believe she started with that question. She also kept braying "Obamacare, Obamacare." never the ACA or Affordable Care Act. When she asked the republican, "Does Obamacare need a reboot?" rather than "Where's this big Obamacare replacement you've been promising for YEARS?" I had to turn her off. That show is now officially down the toilet.
She's like the anti-Walter Cronkite
She used to be so good. This is just utterly heartbreaking breaking. 💔
She needs to be marked for corrective action.
Goodbye CBS.
Edward R. Murrow and William Shirer are spinning in their graves.
Tiffany Network turns Temu, tick tick tick tick.
another chatty cathy! pull her string and she talks gibberish!
Fun fact: Mattel's "Chatty Cathy" doll was voiced by the incomparable June Foray, who was also the voice of Talky Tina in the "Living Doll" Twilight Zone episode. But unlike Margaret Brennan, Chatty Cathy spoke normal phrases.
Didn’t know that about June Foray and Chatty Cathy. Loved her as the voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel!
Chuck Jones: "June Foray is not the female Mel Blanc. Mel Blanc was the male June Foray."
Wow, talk about high praise
When my sister’s sustained Shaken Chatty Cathy Syndrome, blunt-force trauma to the head sped up her voice into a meth-like hellomynameischattycathyiloveyou.
Any so-called journalist who uses "Obamacare" instead of its actual name ACA, should be fired.
Marge- you just a TOOL now!
“The great migrant cattle drive” JFC. 😅😅. Off with all their heads. It’s off the charts crazy. I’m happy I’m not there.
They had cows in their pockets! Special tiny disease cows! Trendy Agua genetically engineered them! 🤪
Wait - didn't we just agree to buy a ton of SOUTH AMERICAN BEEF from Argentina?
Also, if you want to read a creepy as fuck book from Argentina, and about a beef shortage, I recommend "Tender is the Flesh"... YIKES
Last year President Biden sold $12 billion worth of soybeans to China. From his very good friend whom he knows very very well, and respects Trump bigly, Xi bought nary a bean from this year’s bumper crop. While chiding farmers and ranchers to “be more grateful,” Trump’s boxed Argentinian beef features a new attraction: foot-and-mouth spores.
If it says "spores" on the package, it's gotta be good! 👍
Seriously, nothing good EVER comes from "spores".
S’MORE SPORES!
I sure hope that beef from Argentina will be labeled as such or it will be more chicken for me. Yuk!
Legally foreign meat has to be labeled. At least it did when I was food-writing during Reagan II. I just squicked myself with the phrase “foreign meat.”
Trump did, my neighbors aren’t particularly happy about it…everyone down here voted for that cretinous wastrel, their heads are hanging a lot lower these days Eva!
Yeah it’s the same kind of idiotic bullshit they spout about the housing shortage being migrants fault. So we’re supposed to believe now that not only do they bring diseased cows with them but their pockets are loaded with enough cash to buy a median priced home in the US($400,000+). Sure fools. Hit me with another big one. Jeez! The worms that crawl around in their brains in order ho come up with this shite!
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Well, that story is going to be trending.
Yes, I read that and thought, "they drove cattle over the border?" Where??? I call Bessent a bullshitter, first class.
Over the hills and through the woods, to Grandpa Befuddlepants' house we go! Driving our herds of diseased cattle ahead of us, right across the Rio Grande and down the main drag of Nogales. Those sly boots immigrants snuck 'em right through to Montana. And then they bought up all the houses.
The End
What a great story!
Joyce can get the cows to Abilene for us any time she pleases!
PS. And we’re eating the cats. And we’re eating the dogs. All the way to Montana (we’re eating them in Montana, too!)
Well done!!! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣
I have the congratulate the Monty Python catapult of cattle team for an amazing bullseye onto the brave knights who stood in a cow shaped tight group as they stared at the incoming cow. But that’s how they pulled off the cattle disease introduction. Good shootin’
Love Jeff’s Python Gifs, perfect timing!
Love when Jeff uses Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
They made that movie with almost no money so they impromptu it like no horses so they prance across the land pretending it’s all so inventive I think it made the movie so fabulous.
I didn’t know that. They were always brilliant and ahead of their time.
Bessent is real creepy!
with impunity. WOW
With Oak Leaf Cluster
My bestie's cousin used to work with him and said he was the smartest person she knew. My friend had to basically sever ties with her after that.
Wendy Mae who was the smartest person-there are so many players in this story I can’t keep track!? 😅
Bessent!!!
He’s just a TOOL now!
The asshole is not even wrong. If the illegal hordes brought cattle with them they - the critters that is - would have to eat. And that would wind up driving up the demand for cattle feed, including soybeans.
Only in Amerika could someone so stupid become a billionaire. An alternative theory being that becoming filthy rich rots your brain.
Come to think of it I like the alternative better. There is even evidence that it is inheritable.
We are living in Orwell’s 1984 every single day now
More like a Venn diagram of 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, and a Handmaid's Tale.
Great observation, Mary.
Life in Madrid is a fabulous distraction from this country’s idiocy, enjoy!
You’re up early though
1. Instead of a sandwich, I’ll be chucking a cow at ICE with my new catapult.
2. Donny thinks he’s getting ahead of the files being released, but all he’s doing is reminding people how guilty he is. There didn’t need to be a vote. He could have released them himself.
That's a cowtapult 🐄
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I thought he could declassify things with his mind.🤔
Good memory! I forgot about our Very Special Boy’s Declassification Brain! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right?! 😂
Mind numbing stupid is Donny.
But he's crafty. He knows how to look out for himself and himself only. I hope we can get rid of him some day.
The Arrow of Time: Hold my beer 🍺
My husband says, this has to be stopped! Release the Holstein Report!!!
Re: 1. Will the cow have horns?
Hahaha!
Who would have thought there’d be a perfect set up for using that cow catapult gif?
Consider a roast beef sub?
When i read that “illegals” brought in diseased cattle i couldn’t stop laughing!! the images of that feat! Lordy they sure think we are stupid don’t they? I foresee a hellava week ahead! Thanks for your writings they keep me sane in my anger!
For some reason, all I could think of was the village of Santa Poco in "The Three Amigos". Did they have cattle? I can't remember. The comment was just so STUPID.
I love that movie but it is kinda dumb
Sooo...
-immigrants took all our jobs as landscapers, nannies, day laborers, house cleaners etc
-immigrants bought up all our houses in our starter home range of 250- 300K
-immigrants (crossing on foot, sometimes with kids) brought their CATTLE? What is this, a 1950 western?
On the bright side, I guess they stopped eating the dogs and cats.
God damn, what a bunch of fucking idiots
Because banks give mortgages to non-citizens w/o SS numbers amirite? ALL THE TIME!
What if they paid cash? Huh? Huh? (Sarcasm)
From the diseased cattle that they sold. Yes!
I’ve heard worse business plans
zing!
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Now that they’re finally realizing that the release of the files is inevitable, I’m REALLY, REALLY afraid that someone is fucking with them as we speak, and that Donny’s name is disappearing from those files as quickly as that hole in his ear.
I suspect that every maga name has been permanently removed from any existing "files."
Don’t forget that Maureen Comey prosecuted Gislaine Maxwell, and is therefore quite familiar with all of those files. There are also others who have seen them during the preparation for the prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein before he died.
Maureen Comey should get a therapist to put on the record that she is most definitely NOT suicidal!
MAGA will discredit Comey as they have discredited anyone who dare speaks truth
MAGA is only about 20% of voters. So what if they try to discredit her? The rest of us will get the information, and I suspect that even maga doesn’t support pedophilia.
They'll tolerate it, as long as mango man tells them to.
I've also read that tRump is calling for a new investigation into the files, and if he gets that to happen then the files can't be released, they'll be 'evidence'.
Gotta be a Bondi idea.
For the 603rd time, the House is getting their unadulterated files from Epstein Estate attorneys who actually respect the rule of law - at least since their ratfuck client is pushing up tulips from hell.
https://youtu.be/oLepbAwOaIU?si=GN5V6nfSRmFMdXnm
I’m starting to think I may have to repeat this more times than Jeff’s What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ “…. 🤦♂️
Still, I have to believe that the criminal investigation turned up more than what you would find in Epstein's drawers and closets.
MANY ppl (FBI) HAVE seen them though… AND Dan Bongino 🦗🦗🦗
Bessent really does have an imaginative take on what the border looks like. And what people are likely to swallow.
He's too busy soybean farming to get out much.
Soyboy Scotty, horny-handed son o’ toil, earns at least $1 million a year on leased North Dakota farmland whether crops are sold or fail.
Horny handed? Damn I thought I was about to learn Mr Living it up in a pink Barbie House was getting handy with the fellas. His boss seems to love giving blow jobs. Let's get all the salacious details of this administration's "fraternizing with the fellas" out there.
One of my favorite movie scenes of all time springs to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN5eBIaLoG0
"Sweating in the eye of Phoebus..."
As was demonstrated with the Jimmy Kimmel affair, there is only one way to respond to sell-out media companies: BOYCOTT. Seriously, show your outrage. 60 Minutes was an institution. Now it’s gutted. This was the home of Ed Murrow and Walter Cronkite, for Christs sake. Colbert has been a brilliant successor to David Letterman. Now CBS Fox Lite. All because one nepo-oligarch wanted a fat check from a right-wing tech oligarch, who made the network a new toy for his son.
Seriously, after all that CBS/Paramount/SkyDick has done to degrade and corrupt CBS, they deserve a permanent boycott of all their media offerings, including sports and streaming content.
I agree. Trump moved on the Epstein issue as he’s trying to cover the internal insurrection. Trump has gotten by with lying, making stuff up his whole life. It’s disconcerting for him when even Marjorie Taylor Greene no longer buys what he’s selling.
I’m sorry, call me a deviant(I’m 74 year old woman)but I think the full Epstein files will tell as disgusting a story as it’s possible to imagine. Trump raped children, he invested in trafficking, money laundering&God know what the pictures show.
I’m not saying there are no Democrats involved. I think the common denominators are wealth&power, not political ties
Timing is everything. They've held off until this week in order to get their ducks in order. Watch the movie folks.
First lesson on statistics (thanks to my stat prof):
Figures lie
Liars figure.
Ooooooo….thats gold! 🌟
I grew up on a small farm in the Midwest where we raised beef cattle, and I literally just had a conversation with my 81 yo dad yesterday about beef prices. He said that the recent spike in prices was largely weather-related, because wildfires and such destroyed a lot of grazing land. So, climate change! Also, because beef prices are so high right now, a lot of cattle farmers/ranchers are choosing to sell more heifers for slaughter, which will reduce the supply of cattle in the future (heifers are girl cattle who haven’t given birth; generally speaking, both heifers and steers (boy cattle that have been castrated) are sold for slaughter somewhere between 1 1/2 - 2 years old, when they are fully grown but not yet too old to the point that beef gets too tough, and also you don’t want to keep expending resources to feed them). Bottom line, if more heifers are being sold for beef, then they aren’t becoming cows who turn out a calf every year. Supply then decreases, raising prices.
Dad did say that there’s been a screw-worm infestation in Mexico, which has resulted in bans on imported beef from Mexico, which has contributed to higher beef prices. But it’s not the case that undocumented immigrants are “bringing” diseased cattle with them. Without proper fencing, cattle will migrate all on their own, because they don’t understand or care about concepts like “borders” - they just go where the grass is.
And this has been your TED Talk from 2Cats about why beef prices have really gone up. 😺😺
That was actually really helpful, 2Cats. Certainly way more edifying than Soybean Scott. 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣
You had me at the cattle catapult. Sprayed coffee all over my keyboard….again.
Get a touch-screen tablet. I keep Windex and tissues next to me.
Bessent. He simply must pen a children’s book about the amazing tale of South American cattle dragging their migrant humans north to the land of White Male freedom.
Just two days ago, that ass-kissing Congressman from Texas, Troy Nehls, posted on the Nazi Bar that he was voting “No” to release the “Epstein Hoax” (his words) documents. Now that his Leader has reversed course, any bets on how Nehls will vote?