I made three dumb errors in yesterday's post. I called Iran Iraq, I called Doug Ford Doug Jones, and I typed out 750,000,000,000 when I meant 750,000,000.
ugh!
thank you to the hundreds of people who emailed corrections to me. getting that many emails every time I fuck something up is a powerful incentive to not make any mistakes in the first place. I'm not being sarcastic
Jeff, Yesterday was a piece of shit. Ego-Bloated AssGoblin bottomed out, and we lost Dolly Parton.
Dolly Parton told FoxNews FartCloud no. Twice. Turned down his Medal of Freedom, turned down the statue — and hours after she died, the flags at his house came down like he had some fucking claim on her. He doesn't. She spent sixty years saying love is love while this administration rigged trials to throw trans people out of the service, stripped our history off museum walls, and let its Secretary of War call us a slur at a truck plant to applause. They'll eulogize a woman they'd have legislated against.
And while the Cheeto Cock Caesar plays grief counselor, look at his goddamn numbers. Thirty-three percent. Down fourteen from the forty-seven he opened with. Disapproval sixty-five and climbing. This Foghorn FuckTrumpet answers every collapsing poll the same way — find somebody smaller and point. Nixon hit twenty-four and resigned. This one'll keep digging until he finds a number nobody's had to print. She declined his medal. The country's declining him now.
He did a rally for too-big-for-her-brain Darline Graham Nordone yesterday where he begged the audience to ‘vote like I’m on the ballot’… Later it was announced that he would spend $400 million from his bloated super PAC to tRumpet his accomplishments as a reason to Vote for MAGA candidates. This from the imbecile whose accomplishments always seem to benefit the oligarchs and harm everyone else. By the way, I’m really bummed that we lost Dolly!
That's great! I'm so happy he's going to spend his $400 million to help elect Democrats! *His"strong approval" is down to 17% while his "strong disapproval" stands at 49%)
Darline Graham Nordone, who suddenly stopped using her married name in order to exploit the family connection knows nothing about international relations but wants to address men in women's sports. Only in a MAGA state is this seen as a qualification. I donated to Annie Andrews.
🤣😂🤣 I called him Doug Jones, too, but only verbally, and to a Canadian, no less! Like you, I was understood, though. We all make mistakes, Jeff. Rock on!
Speaking of Doug Jones: The fact that Doug Jones isn’t leading Coarch Tubs by 50 points is such an indictment of my home state. Of course the fact I moved from the Alabama Republic to the Free State of Florida is an indictment of me. But then again it was 1992 and the Ole He-Coon himself Walkin’ Lawton was governator of Florida. But still. Florida Man was a thing even then.
An indictment indeed. My siblings and I grew up there, one sister still lives there, in the tiny blue pocket of Birmingham, and has renamed it to Ala-f'ing-bama. Which is the only name that fits.
Who are the hundreds of people somehow thinking that there aren't hundreds of *other* voluntary editors jumping to correct your every oversight? Seems like an undeserved plague to me, when I always meant what you knew, Jeff.
He got the go ahead for his stupid ballroom, so yeah, he's happy. Hell, we are paying all his bills right now to boot. Food, gas, housing. He has no incentive to deal with Iran.
Extending the illegal war with both intentional and unintended stupidity only gives him, his money-grubbing crime family, and the rest of the bottom feeding MAGA cabal more time for insider trading
Just watched Mr. Global discuss the plans for pipelines, in order to work around Iran's control of the Strait of Hormuz. You can bet that there's plenty of room in there for money and control by Donnie and his buddy Vlad...
I agree thank you for sharing the early story of your great romance with Claudia. It reminds us of all that we have also lost and for all of your readers I say keep boosting John Ossoff. He may be our best and only chance to win in 2028.
Amen! But I'm rather fond of the No Heads photo, as it reminds me of my grandmother, who, unlike Katie, never learned the fine art of not decapitating all family members and friends.
I think I've seen dozens of people say that since yesterday. Several posted it on my Facebook page when I shared some of the photos I took of Dolly during my music photographer years.
She was also a truly good person who treated others well. When she did a meet-and-greet at a show she didn't just drop in for five minutes, wave and exit. She stayed for an hour or whatever it took until everyone had the chance to talk with her and take a picture. At her shows, she would tell the audience that she was going to take 15 minutes to cool down and primp afterwards and then she would be at a table in the lobby signing things. Who did that in the superstar-driven 80s? No one else.
Reading Obama's tribute to Dolly made me tear up. We once had a REAL president, one who didn't embarrass us at every turn. One that didn't kill Americans and other hard-working people in the street. May the good Lord grant us another good president, and soon.
Hey now, you can't put this all on Burnett. Trump got a huge assist from McConnell ,who would rather watch the country burn than let a black man have any say in running it. We wouldn't have the traitorous six without him. And then there is the NYTimes whose love of authoritarianism and hatred of Clinton were such a big help in Trump's first race. And Musk and all the other billionaire who propped up Trump in his in second. Don't forget them. But yeah, Trump would still be a joke, wondering around the fringes of NY high society without Burnett.
Burnett did stay quiet though throughout all of Trump's campaigns. You know what? I am going back to blaming Burnett. He could have tanked Trump's chances with a couple of outtakes.
I still blame Burnett for boosting his image. But of course, the shallowness, stupidity, and obsession with celebrity here in America are also to blame. McConnell for sure.
I also blame the media. If only they hadn't kept sticking a mic in front of his ugly mug after he first rode down that escalator, MAGAts would never have evolved. They'd likely never even heard of him before. And of course trump just ate up all that attention and whored for more, more, more. So yeah, I blame the media.
It's no surprise that America's Pilonidal Cyst, the biggest forced meme that has ever existed, is in completely over his head. Everything is his game show/wrestling persona. That's how you end up starting a trade war with your closest friend and ally. It's just like suckerpunching your BFF while you're playing video games on a sleepover.
Being such a flagrant jerkass that you get Doug Ford of all people dunking on you should be a shame.
By the way, love Rep. Dingell coming off the top rope in that post. Sometimes the dunks are very small comfort I suppose.
We have a lot of work to do this fall. Turning the unreconstructed party that does everything for APC out of power is job one!
So Poundfoolish the Dancing Clown thinks Carney is a "governor"? Why doesn't that fat fuck declare war on carbs? As for Dolly, maybe the sacrifice of a pure at heart woman will open the portal and get us out of this shittiest of all timelines.
Rumors of shit going down persist in the Baltic, in connection with the CIA director's flight to Moscow. Some pundit was helpfully explaining that the last time a CIA director came to talk to Putin, it was right before he invaded Ukraine. ("Ah, no, man, I wouldn't invade Ukraine, heh, that would be crazy. Naw, I'm going to chill here and count my money, you can fuck back off to Washington now.") So whether Putin thinks this is his chance to make Latvia Russian again, or whether he'll act in concert with Xi who'll be helping himself to Taiwan, I guess Kegsbreath will organize a prayer circle to ask God why he's gifting His favorite country with all this impotence and humiliation.
I don’t remember the details, but I do remember a Bush Sr diplomat meeting with Saddam Hussein, where he asked what the US response would be if Iraq invaded Kuwait. IIRC, her response was along the lines of, Go ahead.
Jeff - have you seen the debate Abdul el Sayed did with Jesse Watters on Fox? It's a hoot. Every little bit of Jessie's ignorance on full display - Abdul laughed at him all the way through.
We need to be worried about the generals being purged from the Army. Baron Von Shitzhispants and his butt licking secretary of defense, oops my bad, war, must be replacing them with maga aligned soldiers. That does not bode well for when the time comes and I believe it will, when the order is given to take to the streets of America to keep Epstein's best pal in power.
I made three dumb errors in yesterday's post. I called Iran Iraq, I called Doug Ford Doug Jones, and I typed out 750,000,000,000 when I meant 750,000,000.
ugh!
thank you to the hundreds of people who emailed corrections to me. getting that many emails every time I fuck something up is a powerful incentive to not make any mistakes in the first place. I'm not being sarcastic
I do my best editing after hitting “send”.
So do we all.
😂 Same!
Lordy, so true! LOL
Jeff, Yesterday was a piece of shit. Ego-Bloated AssGoblin bottomed out, and we lost Dolly Parton.
Dolly Parton told FoxNews FartCloud no. Twice. Turned down his Medal of Freedom, turned down the statue — and hours after she died, the flags at his house came down like he had some fucking claim on her. He doesn't. She spent sixty years saying love is love while this administration rigged trials to throw trans people out of the service, stripped our history off museum walls, and let its Secretary of War call us a slur at a truck plant to applause. They'll eulogize a woman they'd have legislated against.
And while the Cheeto Cock Caesar plays grief counselor, look at his goddamn numbers. Thirty-three percent. Down fourteen from the forty-seven he opened with. Disapproval sixty-five and climbing. This Foghorn FuckTrumpet answers every collapsing poll the same way — find somebody smaller and point. Nixon hit twenty-four and resigned. This one'll keep digging until he finds a number nobody's had to print. She declined his medal. The country's declining him now.
Im tired of this shit.
Honestly.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/half-staff-for-a-woman-he-couldn-t-buy-dolly-s-gone-trump-s-numbers-are-in-the-goddamn-cellar-and-th
RIP, beloved Miss Dolly
You were relentlessly kind and jolly
Why are the good often gone
While the shitty stay on
That's the way of the world, but golly
Dolly Parton was a shining example
Of how not to use faith to trample
Or be oppressive and dominant
Over others less prominent
Her compassion and tolerance were ample
my fav E,W & F tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K84YyCZcpc
Welcome, fellow denizen of the 70s
He did a rally for too-big-for-her-brain Darline Graham Nordone yesterday where he begged the audience to ‘vote like I’m on the ballot’… Later it was announced that he would spend $400 million from his bloated super PAC to tRumpet his accomplishments as a reason to Vote for MAGA candidates. This from the imbecile whose accomplishments always seem to benefit the oligarchs and harm everyone else. By the way, I’m really bummed that we lost Dolly!
That's great! I'm so happy he's going to spend his $400 million to help elect Democrats! *His"strong approval" is down to 17% while his "strong disapproval" stands at 49%)
Darline Graham Nordone, who suddenly stopped using her married name in order to exploit the family connection knows nothing about international relations but wants to address men in women's sports. Only in a MAGA state is this seen as a qualification. I donated to Annie Andrews.
Did Trump say anything about Dolly's death?
Prolly it was his Harp LARP
Took the words right out of my mouth Wendy…well…your words are much better actually…..!
Honestly, I thought the 750 billion was MAGA math, not your mistake
My thought too.
We figured it out, because not everyone has a pack of rabid squirrels chewing the wires in our heads.
Well said!!
I'd rather see a few errors than wait until dinnertime to see your post!!
🤣😂🤣 I called him Doug Jones, too, but only verbally, and to a Canadian, no less! Like you, I was understood, though. We all make mistakes, Jeff. Rock on!
I thought there was an extra three zeros on that number, but I just kept reading.
You brighten my day, every single day.
Thank you, Jeff!
Speaking of Doug Jones: The fact that Doug Jones isn’t leading Coarch Tubs by 50 points is such an indictment of my home state. Of course the fact I moved from the Alabama Republic to the Free State of Florida is an indictment of me. But then again it was 1992 and the Ole He-Coon himself Walkin’ Lawton was governator of Florida. But still. Florida Man was a thing even then.
An indictment indeed. My siblings and I grew up there, one sister still lives there, in the tiny blue pocket of Birmingham, and has renamed it to Ala-f'ing-bama. Which is the only name that fits.
Hope you clicked on the ignore button
Who are the hundreds of people somehow thinking that there aren't hundreds of *other* voluntary editors jumping to correct your every oversight? Seems like an undeserved plague to me, when I always meant what you knew, Jeff.
I don't worry about it. Lately I fuck a lot of shit up.
“I saw the ‘Doug Jones’…. But I let it go.”
- Hyman Roth (The Godfather II) /s
Saw a couple today as well, however we get the drift Jeff!
I just chalk it up to you missing your proofreader/editor in chief and let it slide.
Given that I can't think of anything to write anymore, I'd be glad to be your proofer/copy editor gratis!
You’re human. We all make mistakes. I’d love to proofread it for you before you post it, Uncle Jeff.
I think you meant “you’re.” 😁
I assumed that was intentional?
Maybe?
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
"Trump says US ‘not in a hurry’ over talks with Tehran"
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/8/26/iran-war-live-iran-says-hormuz-remains-closed-despite-oman-rout-deal
this flailing moron truly has no fucking idea what he's doing
Guess this means the Straits of Schrödinger are going to be closedopen?
Yep, according to quantdumb mechanics.
"Closed" is the new "Open".
😝🤣
Yes! And the forever war is won/ongoing/not a war/about to ramp up.
And don’t forget that timeless classic *squirrel!*‼️⬅️⬆️↘️↕️
😆
From Lake America to the Gulf of America, this land was made to benefit me" just doesn't work as a song lyric.
🙃🙂
I notice the National Hurricane Center is referring to THE GULF OF MEXICO as the “Gulf of America” now…
😡😡😡
Oh, FFS! 😠 They'll soon have southern MAGA thinking that hurricanes are making landfall in New York, on Lake America!
WTF??? Tick tock till November can’t come fast enough! 🙄
Beyond Despicable.
He got the go ahead for his stupid ballroom, so yeah, he's happy. Hell, we are paying all his bills right now to boot. Food, gas, housing. He has no incentive to deal with Iran.
If we're paying to boot, when's MY turn?
Actually, the president's family pays for their own food. But he wouldn't notice anyway.
I know that’s the rule, but do you honestly think Trump is reimbursing for his White House expenses?
Not friggin' likely!!!!
McDonald’s is cheap
Given that their net worths have risen exponentially since grifter in chief took office, i'm sure they can well afford it.
Oh come one. This is Trump we are talking about.
B-but Joe Biden ‘walked funny’ - thank god we got past that
His walk was courtesy of arthritis and a broken foot, but he rode a bike. Trump walks funny, and it’s not far when he does walk. Golf cart.
Just pointing out that the public was trained to over-react to Biden and under-react to our other friend… :/
I'm sure there will be more episodes. Maybe a documentary.
Yeah, no pressure there, Blumpkin. Keep fiddling while everything burns down.
"Blumpkin", LOL
IYKYK
Ok, Steve, what does iykyk mean?🫢
If You Know You Know!
Haha!!
Was hoping someone would :D
Eww...I looked it up and now I kinda wish I hadn't!
A term almost as disgusting as Rumpty himself!
Extending the illegal war with both intentional and unintended stupidity only gives him, his money-grubbing crime family, and the rest of the bottom feeding MAGA cabal more time for insider trading
Exactly. And all the other ways they're enriching themselves off this war. 😡
Just watched Mr. Global discuss the plans for pipelines, in order to work around Iran's control of the Strait of Hormuz. You can bet that there's plenty of room in there for money and control by Donnie and his buddy Vlad...
I watch him on occasion too. He's very smart and sensible
I don't really any Iran news that begins with "Trump said," because I know it will change before the day is over.
Or is a complete pile of shit pouring forth from his mouth!
I've always tried to verify what he say with a source from Iran to see if it contains any truth!
☝️☝️☝️
Or maybe he’s under ‘advisement’…
Iran won’t let him save face. They will make tRump eat this war
That second picture by Katie is my favorite among all you have yet posted. I hope it's your phone background. It's perfect.
I agree thank you for sharing the early story of your great romance with Claudia. It reminds us of all that we have also lost and for all of your readers I say keep boosting John Ossoff. He may be our best and only chance to win in 2028.
It's such a beautiful photo!
Amen! But I'm rather fond of the No Heads photo, as it reminds me of my grandmother, who, unlike Katie, never learned the fine art of not decapitating all family members and friends.
We always knew which photos my dad took, because there would be random decapitations *and* they would always be blurry.
😆
Came here to say the same thing. Beautiful photo.
Yes, I agree! It’s perfect.
Did I mention that I'm going to rename the White House? I think Chez Butch has a nice ring. I'll also be moving it closer to Lake America.
But seriously - all I can say is that the wrong 80-year-old has left us.
It's just a part of the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Complex
🔥 Perfect, Lisa! That’s what we should all call it from now on!
It's been Jeff's idea to name things after Epstein. Why not name the whole mess after him?
Chez Butch sounds classier than White Trash House
I think I've seen dozens of people say that since yesterday. Several posted it on my Facebook page when I shared some of the photos I took of Dolly during my music photographer years.
That was my first thought re the 80 year old!
Yes. 😢😢😢
There is no just god.
From Sunday, but since he can't tell when he's been owned:
That rambling, shambling mass
Is easy for Carney to outclass
With an ego so fragile
And mind so unagile
Canada repeatedly kicks his ass
😂😂👏👏👏
1. Dolly Parton was a huge success, but more importantly she was a humanitarian. Rest in peace fair lady.
2. The rest of the clowns in this piece can go fuck themselves.
She was also a truly good person who treated others well. When she did a meet-and-greet at a show she didn't just drop in for five minutes, wave and exit. She stayed for an hour or whatever it took until everyone had the chance to talk with her and take a picture. At her shows, she would tell the audience that she was going to take 15 minutes to cool down and primp afterwards and then she would be at a table in the lobby signing things. Who did that in the superstar-driven 80s? No one else.
Equal parts humanitarian and businesswoman. She knew how to make money and loved doing it.
Even better, she loved sharing that money in ways that benefited her fellow citizens.
Yep, that's the humanitarian part
I agree with you 100%!
Reading Obama's tribute to Dolly made me tear up. We once had a REAL president, one who didn't embarrass us at every turn. One that didn't kill Americans and other hard-working people in the street. May the good Lord grant us another good president, and soon.
If we vote like our very lives depend upon it, perhaps.
Because they do.
One example: Two deaths this week in Pennsylvania from measles, first ones in 35 years.
Amen!
In a world full of hate, be a Dolly Parton!
❤️❤️❤️
Hey now, you can't put this all on Burnett. Trump got a huge assist from McConnell ,who would rather watch the country burn than let a black man have any say in running it. We wouldn't have the traitorous six without him. And then there is the NYTimes whose love of authoritarianism and hatred of Clinton were such a big help in Trump's first race. And Musk and all the other billionaire who propped up Trump in his in second. Don't forget them. But yeah, Trump would still be a joke, wondering around the fringes of NY high society without Burnett.
I don't think Burnett had a master plan to make Donny president, but this is started with him
It was a major assist, that's for damned sure.
Following DavidPecker’s mentorship, of course
Burnett did stay quiet though throughout all of Trump's campaigns. You know what? I am going back to blaming Burnett. He could have tanked Trump's chances with a couple of outtakes.
I still blame Burnett for boosting his image. But of course, the shallowness, stupidity, and obsession with celebrity here in America are also to blame. McConnell for sure.
I also blame the media. If only they hadn't kept sticking a mic in front of his ugly mug after he first rode down that escalator, MAGAts would never have evolved. They'd likely never even heard of him before. And of course trump just ate up all that attention and whored for more, more, more. So yeah, I blame the media.
Yep. They gave him more free advertising than a candidate could ever dream of. And they're still doing it.
Ohhh, yeah.
Without the farcical faux-reality show persona, Trump would just have been Epstein's bitch.
He is anyhow. And desperately trying to hide it
It's no surprise that America's Pilonidal Cyst, the biggest forced meme that has ever existed, is in completely over his head. Everything is his game show/wrestling persona. That's how you end up starting a trade war with your closest friend and ally. It's just like suckerpunching your BFF while you're playing video games on a sleepover.
Being such a flagrant jerkass that you get Doug Ford of all people dunking on you should be a shame.
By the way, love Rep. Dingell coming off the top rope in that post. Sometimes the dunks are very small comfort I suppose.
We have a lot of work to do this fall. Turning the unreconstructed party that does everything for APC out of power is job one!
Rep. Dingell’s response was *chef’s kiss.*
Jeff, Katie’s second photo is genuinely the sweetest. Good people who care about each other. World could use more of that!
That was such a lovely photo.
So Poundfoolish the Dancing Clown thinks Carney is a "governor"? Why doesn't that fat fuck declare war on carbs? As for Dolly, maybe the sacrifice of a pure at heart woman will open the portal and get us out of this shittiest of all timelines.
Rumors of shit going down persist in the Baltic, in connection with the CIA director's flight to Moscow. Some pundit was helpfully explaining that the last time a CIA director came to talk to Putin, it was right before he invaded Ukraine. ("Ah, no, man, I wouldn't invade Ukraine, heh, that would be crazy. Naw, I'm going to chill here and count my money, you can fuck back off to Washington now.") So whether Putin thinks this is his chance to make Latvia Russian again, or whether he'll act in concert with Xi who'll be helping himself to Taiwan, I guess Kegsbreath will organize a prayer circle to ask God why he's gifting His favorite country with all this impotence and humiliation.
I don’t remember the details, but I do remember a Bush Sr diplomat meeting with Saddam Hussein, where he asked what the US response would be if Iraq invaded Kuwait. IIRC, her response was along the lines of, Go ahead.
Maybe someone can find the details.
Hegseth's prayer circle will be led by Ratcliffe as he is a "minister of faith" for the Christofascists.
Jeff - have you seen the debate Abdul el Sayed did with Jesse Watters on Fox? It's a hoot. Every little bit of Jessie's ignorance on full display - Abdul laughed at him all the way through.
While Jesse did his best to talk over him😑
Jesse couldn't win a debate with a pet rock.
These are GREAT pictures!!
I can't even talk about Dolly Parton except she was the wrong one.
I imagine the great rejoicing when the felon bites the dust.
Dancing in the streets, Susan! I promise to be enraged when flags go to half mast, though.
I’m saving that good bottle! Cant happen soon enough.
We need to be worried about the generals being purged from the Army. Baron Von Shitzhispants and his butt licking secretary of defense, oops my bad, war, must be replacing them with maga aligned soldiers. That does not bode well for when the time comes and I believe it will, when the order is given to take to the streets of America to keep Epstein's best pal in power.
No, actually, the issue is that the posts aren't getting filled at all.
Thanks Jeff.
Canada is just another attempt at misdirection from the pedo criminal elect's:
Failed economic policies (no surprise there based upon his bankruptcies, fraud, money laundering, and tax avoidance).
His idiotic war/not war with Iran.
His idolization of brutal dictators.
The Epstein-Trump-Maxwell human trafficking and abuse files cover up.
His weakening of the United States.
The $40 trillion of national debt.
His blatant klepto, I mean crypto corruption.
His complete incompetence.
The cowardice of the entire GOP-led Congress to hold him accountable for any of his destruction.
I could continue, but, you know.
He may actually have up to $100 million in tax evasion accumulated.