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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in "Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Pentagon releases ‘never-before-seen’ files detailing UFOs"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/08/politics/ufo-files-pentagon-release-aliens?cid=android_app

why do I not care about this?

release the fully and unredacted Epstein Files, you fucking fucks

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Teenage and twenty-something me would have cared. Seventy-year-old me doesn’t care, unless they’re about to “Independence Day” the White House and Capitol building.

And the Kremlin and Knesset while they’re at it.

Linda Weide's avatar

Putin is terrified that Ukraine will attack Red Square during their Victory Day Parade tomorrow. He has tried to intimidate Zelensky into a cease fire, but Zelensky is not doing this on Putin's terms because he does not have to. In any case, I hope that Ukraine attacks Red Square and everyone has to leave during the parade. It will cause so much trouble for Putin. However, Ukraine has been sticking to strategic military attacks, not civilians. Of course Putin is a strategic military attack.

Ole Anderson's avatar

I hope Ukraine drops a hot one right on the reviewing stand during the highlight of the parade. Right on Vlad’s head.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

More likely, his double's head.

P123Sunny's avatar

*thx for the friendly reminder

Jan Moon's avatar

Vlad will be in the bunker.

Jeff, love the photos. Keep them coming.

arne link's avatar

He will probably use a body double while he stays in his bunker. I'm convinced that the guy who visited Alaska was a body double. He was way too happy. Putin is always serious. Also, remember how the handlers suddenly ran out of the room and the meeting was over. I think they realized it was a body double or maybe the boss shit himself, who knows? Fake Putin left shortly thereafter.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

False Putin and a false Shemp, too

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

One of Biden's Tomahawks naturally.

Teri Springer's avatar

As I said before....all Putin has to do is completely withdraw from all the land he has stolen, and end the hostilities and actually give his people (well, except the parents, wives and children of his dead soldiers) a REAL reason to celebrate. BTW, my understanding is, his BIGGEST fear is assassination....I'd say he has a really good reason to fear that.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

But I hope he’s not assassinated because violence is wrong, and karmicly it comes back to you, and it will make a martyr out of Putin…nah, I’m lying, I hope Zelenskyy lands a drone in his lap that blows his dinkie off.

Brenda K's avatar

That would be fantastic! 😹

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I’m hoping he sends a message.

Bob Bowden's avatar

I hope they “Independence Day” the shit out of the ballroom the day it’s completed, in a clear signal they’re here to save humanity

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

"the day it's completed"? I'm betting that's on the 12th of Never or February 30, whichever comes next.

Anna B's avatar

Since the regime's answer to 'Release the Epstein Files', is releasing the 'UFO report'. maybe the various UFO's could take out the ballroom complex.

Teri Springer's avatar

In that case, I would gladly give them a map and detailed directions....I used to be a dispatcher for police/fire/ambulance long before 9-1-1 existed. And, in our area we have lakes....lots and lots of lake. Many of them with streets with the same name. We have Oak St., Oak Trail, Oak Dr., Oak Lane.....so I spent my days off driving around the area (after creating a gridded map for myself) learning each section of the map.....Yeah, I'm a little OCD.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I have CDO. That's like OCD but I have to put the letters in the right order.

Kim Steeves's avatar

I too have a bad case of OCB, I renamed it with a B for Behavior, because to me it is not a "disorder" just a behavior! Just saying!

Jan Moon's avatar

Unfortunately I have CRS . . . can't remember shit. I'm old.

TBM's avatar

"they’re about to “Independence Day” the White House and Capitol building"

Don't promise me a good time. Add the Great Hall of the People and Baharestan Palace and Al Yamamah Palace and Pyongyang Assembly Hall and....

Alice B Toklas's avatar

JEFF, BREAKING NEWS! The White House has just released the 15-point, one-page US peace proposal rejected by Iran:

“One Page List of US Demands

1. Admit YOUR RONG!!!

2. Agree to give up every single nuclear thingy we already blowed up.

3. Stop closing the Strate of Hormooz

4. Stop opening the Straight of Hormuze

5. Agree to not mock us so well on X and Truth Social

6. Agree that Jared is a Very Speshul Boy

7. Stop saying we started the war we started

8. When requesting 100% repurayshun funds, remove the 20% gratuity

9. Publicly aknowludge that the 65 elementary school girls we bombed were akshually vishous terrists, thugs, illeagles…you know, very bad dudes.

10. Retern FBI Direkter Ka$hole Patelle’s bourbon bottle ewe bought on the Internet.

11. Thank Supreme Leader…er, Presedint DONALD J TRUMP for ending his 11th war

12. Admit that the terms of the pruposed agreement are 100 times more severe than the exact same ones Barack HUSSEIN Obama negotiated.

13. Publickly state that Steve Whitcoff is a fucking genius

14. Thank President DONALD J TRUMP PROFUSELY for gratchously giving you the opportunity to surrender.

15. Return, prepaid, any unexplored “Made in USA” bombs found in your country.

Sincerely, Jared and Steve”

Sher''s avatar

That's the way I feel. If they arent going to just either put us out of our misery or rescue us out of this shit into a planetary Utopia, I really don't care. Our ridiculous primitive BS must be a cheap night out for them to amuse themselves with...like a Friday night at an old drive in showing B movies...🙄😏.

Vee Cross's avatar

I'm not saying we we're alone. I'm saying show me the mothership firsthand. I'll be more than happy to dole out apologies and listen to all the "told ya so's" believers can chuck up.

Brenda K's avatar

OMG, I remember that -- thank you!

Miselle's avatar

Jeff, like Joyce Vance puts up chicken pictures, and "TCinLA" puts up kitty and pup photos, they are a balm against the insanity of this regime attempting to rip up our humanity. It's a struggle for me to keep being the kind person I attempt to be, when there is so much outrageousness and cruelty.

I appreciate the Ms. Spouse photos, because, like Joyce and TC's photos, our souls naturally crave solace in horrible times. We can say "awwww...." at the animal photos, and our own hearts respond to the love in your pictures. Thank you for them.

Sister Artemis's avatar

May I jump on your bandwagon? Without knowing Claudia, I'm somehow reassured and warmed by those photos. THanks, Jeff, for sharing them with us ❤️

Miselle's avatar

I'll always scooch in to make room for more!

I feel the same way about those photos.

Julie's avatar

I’m on the same bandwagon. I love The Daily Claudia. 💙💙💙

Eileen Manuel's avatar

Yes, it’s strange how much I love the Claudia pics. ❤️

Linda Weide's avatar

I know. I love Jeff's picture of Claudia, and their daughter too, and Joyce's of her chickens, and sometimes her dog.

Will's avatar

A beautiful, calm grace about her.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Very "[beauty] meets in her aspect and her eyes" — in the way she holds her face, her hands ...

Linda Weide's avatar

Yes. Well captured.

Grace Kennedy's avatar

I wish I could send pics of my fish. They’re all named George Forman.

Kay Forbes-Smith's avatar

The worse it gets, the more pets we adopt.

Miselle's avatar

Oh, Kay! I already have my son's aquatic turtle, which I was conned into letting him have about 25 years ago. Son has LONG left the house, and I continue to care for it!

AND I have four senior cats. Two have their own pill managers! One has severe arthritis and gets a monthly shot, plus Glucosamine chews 2x daily. The other has intestinal lymphoma, and has done well for nearly two years now, thanks to a chemo pill every 14 days, three other pills daily, and a steroid every 3 days. The other two seem fine, but I do feel as though I'm running a cat nursing home. (They are worth it)

PTW's avatar

You are a good person, Miselle. I have one 14-year-old hyperthyroid cat, and just **that** is a struggle. But she has such a strong personality, a very loud voice, and can be such a snuggler, I love her to death.

Miselle's avatar

Thank you for understanding, PTW. My cancer girl also has hyperthyroid. When she first got sick, she had a rapid weight loss and we thought her med dose was off.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Same situation here, but with dogs. Nine pills per day, total, some of which have to be carefully timed. But yes, absolutely worth it.

P123Sunny's avatar

*I think you’re…’good’ ;)

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

How can you afford it?

Miselle's avatar

Mary Lou,

The shots for the cat aren't cheap, $98/mo. As for the cancer buddy, the initial hospitalization and surgery reached 4 figures, but since then, humans' chemo should be so cheap. The pill is about $5 each, and she has no side effects we can see. The blood test every six weeks is what gets you.

The vet clinic does offer payment options, but I am thankful and grateful that we can afford this as we started retirement with no debt, and we currently and have always lived quite frugally. I also am an expert on coupon clipping and maximizing reward programs! I know not everyone could do this, and the option was to put her down. I consider them my family and my entertainment, and in many ways, my sanity, so there is no doubt what I'd do. I know I sound older than I am, but there is a sense of peace to sit with a purring cat in your lap and watch the outside world, joyful that you no longer have to go to work. I can't fathom the stress I see the younger generation face. At times I feel it is very good to be a senior.

Patricia Williamson's avatar

Thank you for not putting her down. Our pets are our family.

P123Sunny's avatar

Actually that was also a thing in medieval times - the more unstable society felt, the more animals were used as subject matter for decorative carvings on structures!

arne link's avatar

That is so interesting.

P123Sunny's avatar

My single favorite thing I ever learned at a free library lecture(!)

Miselle's avatar

I did not know that! Thanks!

Tonya Browning's avatar

Pets are so comforting.

Marion's avatar
6hEdited

OMG yes...I added two senior guinea pigs to my house of cats, turtles, and fish.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yes, but not enough. I do cat rescue in the Southeast and we had a disastrous (prolofic) kitten season and everybody in the biz is cock-full of adults now. We already can't take in new kittens. Everybody redouble your commitment! Take 3 more cats, they're small, how much trouble could they be?

Marion's avatar

I already have 5 cats, and do rescue and foster work here in Houston....I always have 3 more cats lol. It's been very depressing. We're full of adult cats as well at my shelter. I took a few weeks off to garden and recenter.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Well I’d say they are pulling another “oh hey, here’s some files, so stop asking about those pesky pedo files please” move.

It was that or bomb Cuba. So I guess we should consider ourselves lucky.

arne link's avatar

Cuba will be bombed and occupied in due time. Wait for it.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He needs a win. Bomb a starving island.

arne link's avatar

So sad. Cuba doesn't deserve all the misery.

DebJS's avatar

Yes, because any defensive moves on their part will be interpreted as hostile acts and returned 10X harder.

Dave Drell's avatar

Maybe then we can get some good Cuban cigars!

Wendymae's avatar

The day is not over yet and a file is a file is a file, right?

Kay-El's avatar
12hEdited

Anything to distract from the real shit going on, most of which is not in Donny’s favor.

Linda Weide's avatar

I just love that you are sharing these Claudia photos.

In addition to "us" finding out that Iran had around 3/4 of their inventory, I also heard that Russia is giving Iran more fiber optics drones. Hearing that I looked them up. They are drones that cannot be jammed. Also, just listened to an Austrian and a Danish guy who are super knowledgable about Ukraine militarily and it seems that Trump's sons drone company is marketing these drones as new American Tech, when they are Iranian drones that they gave to Russia, that they improved on that Ukrainians got a hold of and improved on and then shared the tech with Trump and sons apparently. However, what makes Ukrainian drones so great is a way different model of manufacturer, military and maintenance model than the US is using so we will see about that.

And release the Epstein files.

Also Indivisible Abroad is joining Indivisible in supporting Free Speech for the People in their campaign to impeach Trump. Please read my piece about it and sign the petition.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/indivisible-abroad-supports-the-impeach?r=f0qfn

Miselle's avatar

Unless the aliens take Trump up with them, I don't give a hoot.

Joyce's avatar

"Hey, Mr. Spaceman--won't you please take me along/I won't anything wrong/Hey, Mr. Spaceman--won't you please take me along for a ride?"

I'd offer to pay him for gas, but I don't think I have that much money anymore. I could contribute some homemade bagels, though.

John Hampton's avatar

One of my favorite refrigerator magnets has the flying saucer pic from "The X Files" with caption modified to: "I want to leave."

P123Sunny's avatar

yeah - not calling it ‘abduction’ any more I’ve noticed…

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I have that patch on my ukulele

SusanA's avatar

I love that you react with a song lyric, I do it all the time. Thank you for giving me me earworm du jour!

Mary Hall's avatar

I have a meme that reads: The word "phonetically" doesn't even start with an 'F'. Shit like this is why aliens fly right past us.

John Hampton's avatar

I like: "In the phrase 'Pacific Ocean', each letter 'c' is pronounced differently." Don't get me started on "ghoti". :D

john augustine's avatar

another epstein file distraction for the sheeple

Irascible Ink's avatar

Great. More tinfoil jackassery to keep the rubes distracted and exhaust intelligent peoples' patience with debunking yet more conspiracy theories. Because the ACTUAL conspiracies going on in plain sight aren't exciting enough and no one gets to feel special for having figured it out all on their own.

🙄 x infinity and beyond.

Vee Cross's avatar

I don't care about the UFO files because it's more grainy images of unidentifiable sh*t and probably interviews from people who knew people who had a cousin who's hairdresser heard it from a client. Even "first-hand accounts" are suspect because NONE of it is scientifically conclusive. But you know what we CAN see from space? The mountain of evidence involving Trump's collusion with a pedophilia ring.

patricia martin's avatar

yeah look at the bright lights. no need to worry about a war that isn't a war that's we're winning although the pope wants iran to have nuclear missiles that we said they couldn't make cause we obliterated everything months ago and they have no army, navy or missiles even though inexplicably things keep getting blown up and the strait is open and closed because of someone or something

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez/The Pugilist is writing about Zorro Ranch (Epstein West in NM) which was never searched during his trial or since (except for the recent desultory 2-day lookaround a month ago) and witness statements to LE that girls were murdered and buried there have never been investigated. Her research points to something so huge (global), you can see exactly why they have been so glacial in releasing the files. Highly recommend her meticulously researched reporting and a fine, brave journalist.

Sue Munda's avatar

The N.M. AG was Epstein’s power of attorney!

arne link's avatar

I love her postings. She really connects the dots. It was never about the girls, really. They were just bait.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Sadly, yes. Bait and a pastime.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

There are enough separate "dots" throughout global financial and government circles that it's clear Epstein’s network stretched everywhere. The article the NYT published last year about Epstein and JP Morgan pretty much gave it all away.

Wendymae's avatar

OMG I can't even. That was my first time voting in my new home state of VA. I'm appalled.

Susan Keefer's avatar

The will of the people doesn’t count. 🤬

Wendymae's avatar

Once money became speech, the only speech that matters is money.

Irascible Ink's avatar

Come the fuck ON. 😠😡🫩

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

My son and his GF are going to this next week for the sheer hell of it because all the joy has been sucked out of the universe anyway: "The 26th Annual McMenamins UFO Festival in McMinnville, Oregon, takes place from Thursday, May 14 to Saturday, May 16, 2026. The event features expert speakers (including Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp), a downtown parade, an alien costume ball, vendor fairs, and pet costume contests, primarily held at Hotel Oregon."

Mary Hall's avatar

McMenamins are da bomb. We recently had dinner at their location in Bend, Oregon. I love how they refurbish old schools and buildings into cool, historic hotels and restaurants. Great vibes all around -- https://www.mcmenamins.com/stay

Will's avatar

Well, the most important thing is that UFOs believe in themselves.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Maybe the real UFOs were all the friends we bombed along the way

Major Kong's avatar

Photo B2. A black dot and lines of reactions like an Epstein document. I'm convinced.

Deirdre LaMotte's avatar

Love you sharing dear Claudia with us!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It really struck me. I was reading along and boom. You had a real catch there, now I love you both.

Ana Simard's avatar

Such a beautiful lady. 🌹

Gayna's avatar

I know you are grieving Jeff, but the photos of your beautiful wife somehow bring joy to an otherwise ugly world right now. Thank you for sharing them. She was beautiful and her spirit shows in the photos. No wonder you miss her so. Big hugs to you

Kelly's avatar

That is exactly what I came here to say. Thank you Jeff for sharing Ms. Spouse with us. I agree with Gayna her beautiful spirit shows through in the pictures you have shared. So sorry for your loss.

Janet Muchnik's avatar

Apparently the new virus on ships will not easily be contained because RFK fired all the people responsible for inspections and health on ships. All of them.

Joyce's avatar

All passengers and crew still aboard the Hanta Ship will immediately be issued high-intensity flashlights and lube, as well as tubes of horse paste. It'll all be resolved in two weeks!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

And - even better - those inspectors weren’t even paid for by taxpayer dollars, but by fees paid by the cruise ships. So there was absolutely no justification for getting rid of them.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cruise-ship-inspectors-layoffs-outbreaks-norovirus/

Mary Hall's avatar

Rethuglicans want us dead. Especially us old useless eaters.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I have to say I’m 76 because I was definitely present for Covid and it didn’t just go “poof” as Jr. said.

john augustine's avatar

what can possibly go wrong!

Roberta Austin's avatar

I saw on a newscast that it’s thought that the current hantavirus could be transmitted person to person instead of just by rat droppings. With all the true immunologists fired, we better be prepared for another virus.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I was going to say, not a big strong virologist because they were all fire. Maybe a big strong vaccine denier? Or a big strong, D-level epidemiologist willing to tell Trump whatever he wants. We don't have Fauci this time.

rlritt's avatar

Great. Im going on a cruise in June. I'll bring masks.

DrBDH's avatar

Bring a hazemat suit and two gallons of bleach and learn to hold your breath for a week and you’ll be fine.

arne link's avatar

I'm going in September, but not to any exotic ports.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The Drumpfs are a scab hematoma

The obese orange one's in a coma

"Eye leek and eye gobbil

But heez pecker eet wobbil!"

Sez hos frozen-faced wife, Melanoma!"

Bless you, Jeff.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Iran is playing him as their sucker

'Cuz he was trapped by his Bibi's-ass pucker

Another yoooge mess

He ain't playing chess

Just a demented corrupt up-fucker

P123Sunny's avatar

So are they gonna ‘jimmy-carter’ him???? Election/gas price/ timing-wise???

HI2thDoc's avatar

Nope. Unlike him, the Iranians know that fomenting regime change can be disadvantageous for them, meaning we will get someone sane, informed, and not manipulated by MBS and Netanyahooo.

P123Sunny's avatar

Still the bombings

rlritt's avatar

No, unlike Carter, Trump is a smart businessman, (and a racist).

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Pretty tough to bankrupt a casino

Mary Hall's avatar

I always thought T💩p's casinos were just like all of his failed businesses -- a money laundering operation.

rlritt's avatar

Oh was being facetious.

Dave Drell's avatar

Frosty - put on a Melania hat- and you could impersonate her!

“heez pecker ett wobbil”. pure gem there!!! 💎💎💎

Steve Ruis's avatar

Trump is lying about the "war" in Iran? Obviously you saw his lips moving. A dead tell that is.

SeekingReason's avatar

I think rancid anus mouth is so perfectly fitting to describe the hole in trump’s face. But then again, Jeff has a way with words. 😄

Susan Niemann's avatar

The whole nuclear threat seems wildly stupid to me... if America DID use a nuke, they would be destroying their hoped for future investment in the Middle East, wouldn't they? Never mind the innocent lives being lost or environmental destruction. But they dont care about that. We're all just hanging on to a thread while these evil dumb asses continue their incompetence.

LOVE the photos of Ms. Spouse. Such a beautiful woman! Thank you for sharing them. 🥹

Kay-El's avatar

If we start throwing nukes, how long would it be before others started joining in and the whole planet gets fried? Just another useless threat uttered by the chief idiot.

rlritt's avatar

The only reason Trump would do that is if he was told he only had weeks to live. So he can take everyone with him.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I'm betting his medical handlers will never tell him realistically how long he still has to live. His hands and cankles are swelling up like roadkill in the hot sun, so imagine what his brain looks like. The GOP and Trump team are just hoping he hangs on until Nov. 4th, after the elections are rigged.

Irascible Ink's avatar

I keep saying, he's very much like my narcy, lying ex. Who remarried, and then a few years later, shot his wife and killed himself. Holy shit, that coulda been me. 😵‍💫

arne link's avatar

Wow. That is a horrible story. I'm glad that you had the sense to get away, no matter how difficult it was.

Irascible Ink's avatar

It wasn't easy. Fortunately the only abuse he heaped upon me was mental and financial, cuz we DID have a gun in the house. 😬

Dave Drell's avatar

Wow - crazy stuff!

Irascible Ink's avatar

Yep. I could write volumes of the nuttiness I put up with. I can only imagine how much worse it got for her. 😬

Brenda K's avatar

Jesus....Good that you were able to get out of that! ❤️‍🩹

Irascible Ink's avatar

Yep. Bless my Mom for encouraging me to just do it and file bankruptcy on the financial damage he'd caused. The mental damage took a little longer to get over tho. Ugh.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

My ex-boyfriend "merely" went on to take advantage of other women after he'd mentally tortured and physically abused me. And got most of my bank account, too, one way or the other. It took two years to fix the financial part. The mental and emotional part, as you say, took longer to heal. That damage is the worst, I think. No idea what's happened to the ex. All I've ever heard was that he was invited to leave the small town he moved to, but that was years ago. Stands to reason that he won't (or didn’t) come to a good end.

rlritt's avatar

OMG you litterly dodged bullet. I so glad for you.

Mary Hall's avatar

Yikes! I left my first husband right after he physically assaulted me and when I returned to our house a few days later to get some of my things, he attacked me with both hands around my neck. I would been killed if my brother wasn't there to get that fking psycho off of me.

Irascible Ink's avatar

OMG. I can't even imagine such actual physical assault. The one time I was punched was when I blocked the door. Because as usual when confronted with a heinous lie/gaslight/theft, his reaction was to flee. I dared him to hit me. He punched me in the upper arm. I said "Ooh, ok big man. You wanna do it again?" He did. I asked "you gonna keep doing that?". He backed off. I stepped aside and said "fucking coward, bawk bawk bawk". Yeah, I know that was playing with fire, but I knew him and at that time he was a TACO.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I can empathize, trust me. I thought I was a goner at one point, too. Also when I threw him out.

arne link's avatar

Oh Boy, he's looking sick AF. It is truly frightening. He wants to, gets a chubby just thinking about it. Will saner minds stop him? We shall see...

Kay-El's avatar

While a president has sole authority to order it, it takes multiple personnel to execute. Maybe saner minds will prevail

arne link's avatar

I sure hope that they see how it will affect the market and will stop the nuclear (as he calls it).

Denise Donaldson's avatar

FWIW, rumor has it that he wanted to use nukes a few weeks ago, but Dan Caine stopped him.

George in Atlanta's avatar

I've thought some about that. We don't know what we don't know. How much of all this is run by Miller for real, and who is in the chain for that attack? How much is Trump being steered? Things can go off the rails for reasons we may not even know about.

Irascible Ink's avatar

The firehose is working. WHERE is the firehose messaging in return???

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Susan, you and your common sense but yes.

Mark Slattery's avatar

I'm starting to wonder if his "I'm not a pedophile" claim is also a lie.

HI2thDoc's avatar

One of the most classic comebacks in all of human history:

Him: "I didn't rape anybody."

Norah O'Donnell; "Oh, did you think he was talking about you?"

arne link's avatar

That was a thing of beauty. I hope that it is used in political ads.

AbigailJJ's avatar

If that is used in political ads, it will be a joy forever.

arne link's avatar

Check out the new ad put out by Meidas to run in Florida. It addresses this claim and it's funny AF.

michellefromchicago's avatar

Oooooh! Please post the link

arne link's avatar

It's on YouTube. https://youtu.be/E6_c7DyN_YA?si=kYvdQpcIVHFp8t-k. Maybe you can make this work?

Robert Eckert's avatar

Sure worked for me, thanks.

Anna B's avatar

Wow! We need t-shirts and stickers/signs that just say, "SURE"

RZolu's avatar

Sure! Should be played nationally!!

P123Sunny's avatar

Someone should look into that

Jennifer's avatar

I'd like to point out that in the game Uno, if you're "holding all the cards," you're losing.

They can't even meme right, they're so got-dam stupid.

Dave Drell's avatar

Good point - wouldn’t 5 high spades (10 thru Ace) be more to the point?

Susie's avatar

Ahahahhahahaha! Nice.

Ann Anderson's avatar

I'd laugh at the voters who thought egg prices were more important than democracy and the rule of law, but we're all paying for this shitshow and the war will drive prices higher. ICYMI, Donny was supposed to meet with the president of Brazil yesterday. The press corp waited 3 hours. The event didn't happen. Or maybe it did. No one knows except possibly the guy shooting drugs into Donny's blackened hand. Dear God, let this regime be over soon.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Yes, how disgusting is that! He probably was getting his daily dose of lord knows what drugs that are keeping him alive and semi-functioning.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Our Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

rlritt's avatar

He looks like gets IV fluids in his hands.

SusanA's avatar

Yeah, I heard about that on my local NPR station yesterday and it got my hopes up that a cerebrovascular event may have been involved. Alas . . . Then, not a word anywhere I could find with an explanation.

arne link's avatar

Where can I get a campaign button like this? Or maybe stickers? I can see it now, a background of stars and stripes with the logo in BOLD print? Whadda ya think?

Ole Anderson's avatar

Im for whatever leaves him drooling , sitting in a chair in great pain and shoved into a corner and forgotten by his family whom he forgot to love.

SusanA's avatar

go, team, go!!!

RZolu's avatar

Go, Blood Clot, Go!!

Susie's avatar

Ahahahhahahahaha! Bravo!

rlritt's avatar

Have you listened to recent interviews or short speeches. He sounds like he doesn't really know what's going on. His father lived long but was apparently very senile.

AbigailJJ's avatar

After being diagnosed, his father lived another 8-12 years with dementia before he 'officially' died.

Fred's avatar

Trump’s the biggest BS artist, carnival barker and grifter of all time. You can’t believe anything he says and it’s been that way forever

rlritt's avatar

Just not entertaining.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The biggest source of fake news is the endless stream of BS pouring out of his mouth.

AbigailJJ's avatar

His concept of Truth is like the rest of us see saltwater taffy.

Marsha's avatar

So Iran still has about 70-75% of its missiles and the big, bad U.S. is so low on missiles it will take years to replenish a working level for the country. And who is winning?

Joyce's avatar
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So much winning.....Our weaponry is depleted, California runs out of oil and gas this month, the CDC no longer has the department that oversees cruise ship sanitation, the Epstein Memorial Dance Hall & Airplane Hangar is going to cost working Americans $1 billion.....

But, hey--I got 18 eggs for $1.69 yesterday, so I'm REALLY grateful to all those jackasses who voted Donnie Demento into office. AGAIN.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He hopes the hantavirus doesn't spread? Well, that sure makes me feel better. And whar all the right wing assholes who derided Obama by saying, hope is not a strategy?

Dave Drell's avatar

He hoped Coronavirus wouldn’t spread. A million dead (or so) and the whole country turned upside-down, he still didn’t think it was his fault.

Narcissism Gone Wild

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Back up those refrigerated semi trucks, load em up.

Larry Caringer's avatar

Stupid is too generous of a word to describe anything or anyone in the Trump regime.

Madeline B's avatar

The king of lies ....most hated president in history

Joyce's avatar

"....there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies." John 8:44

Maybe Demento's Bible-banging fan club needs to pry open that big book they apparently only use as a doorstop and dust catcher.

P123Sunny's avatar

Too bad the DNC couldn’t be bothered to audit those pesky-razor thin results -\_O_/-

Ole Anderson's avatar

Kamela should have protested all the swing states that mysteriously All voted for the Orange shit stain. Supposedly.

I never believed it.

P123Sunny's avatar

And all won by just enough of a margin not to trigger an automatic recount. AMAZING stuff!

rlritt's avatar

If you don't have control of the legislature, its pretty hard to call an investigation.

P123Sunny's avatar

Couldn’t she sue like Donny did 63 times after 2020?

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Except, she should have demanded immediate audits. She had over two months while Biden was still in office.

Fran Fried's avatar

I can't believe the Bezos Post is still actually committing journalisms!

arne link's avatar

I know, right? Does Bezos know about this?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

High gas prices might have some impact on Amazon’s profits, tho.

serenity's avatar

To a degree. I've been noticing that most of the delivery vans aren't gasoline powered. Even though bozos supports the orange one, he's going green in one area.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

It’s only occasionally in their news coverage. Their opinion page is a hot mess. Today, they featured guest editorials from both Melania Trump *and* John Fetterman. I could barely contain my excitement.

Dave Drell's avatar

An editorial from Melania?????

Hon, let’s put this in perspective for ya,ok?

GET

THE

FUCK

AWAY

FROM

US

AbigailJJ's avatar

As many others had to, I gave the Bezos Post the kiss goodbye unto eternity. Call it what you want whatever the owner is committing, but it's not journalism.

Diane T-H's avatar

I did the same thing. Also with NYT.