The FIFA ‘Golden Binky’ award has only in ALL history been given to one very special baby prez dopey and it’s solid gold too. Tears in my eyes sir, sir no other prez will ever rise to your level of FIFA BINKY stardom we will draft a law and don’t worry the otto pen will even sign for you. Actually we really don’t need you for anything anymore.
He'd IMMEDIATELY start sucking on that gold binky (you KNOW that he would) not knowing that it stands for 'fucking idiot fucked around' made just for this BABY award. It'd be SO fucking hilarious. The whole World is already laughing at him - from that moment on it'd be the entire PLANET including any stray extra-terrestials hanging around in Roswell or elsewhere.
side note: my nickname is Scotty, am alternately known as Elizabeth or Scotty. SO of course I got a lot of the 'Scotty, beam me up' stuff. Perfectly apropos for this thread. :)
Just rub any of the comic book ‘gold’ in the Oval one rub and gone. Gold is just a color as far as he knows, the pure metal gold can be hammered down to a molecule thick and can be set up to float at the right height in orbit at a literally
In sync orbit to block the sun from a selected spot on earth.
That's not the worst idea I've ever heard, Jeff. Seriously. Because yes, he's that incredibly, stupidly, gullible. Bonus to your Fake Award Plan: It would frustrate Smegmaseth, who just wants to murder people.
Back in college in a dorm, a bunch of doors had signs for various fraternities they had pledged for. I didn't so I made one up. I was in Enigma Smegma Enema.
That is fucking awesome! You get a golden binky award too. Except you don’t need one. Because you’re already obviously a real man. (I love me some smut. Totally lapsed Catholic here).
Yeah - TOTALLY lapsed here too, and my last few gritting my teeth visits were for funerals. Surprisingly, the high (hugely high) ceilings, smell of polished pews and the stained glass DID give me a single pang of 'nostalgia'? Certainly nothing else 'religious' since I was already questioning my mother's entirely warped version at age 4 and it went downhill from there although I valiantly carried on through Secondary School in Scotland before coming here. Still, finding out that the Nuns and Priests here in NY were AS awful (and inherently mean) as those in Britain was the final straw.
You ARE allowed to write the whole word here, Deborah - BUT if you want to get away with a wee bit of 'sleight of hand/word' just call him a dik-head. I do that all the time where it's censored. :)
I think you may have something there. When trump finds out that Maduro is a fellow dictator who also cheated on elections to stay in power (I don't know if dumbass trump is even aware of it), he very well could find the same kind of love that he holds for Kim Jong Un, Putin and all the other global dictators for Maduro also. And they could commiserate on the fact that Venezuela's legitimately elected president was just awarded trump's coveted Nobel Peace Prize. I dunno but that you may have found a solution to this issue!
THIS is part one - part two ARE the oil and their other resources. Problem is - the fucking idiot has NO CLUE just how big Venezuela is and just how many troops they have precisely because he IS a fucking idiot. He imagines that we can just bomb them into submission. I'd NEVER betray my Country after taking MY Oath, but what Venezuela needs to do is to capture and board OUR boats anywhere in the area (I've read we have Coast Guard boats there - is that true?) and then tell him to fuck off or it WILL get worse. I don't care WHAT kind of dictator Maduro is - frump loves others and pardons drug kingpins every fucking day, it seems - so WE have no business there and what our PRESS need to start doing is calling him a WANNA-BE WAR PRESIDUNCE, doing this out of revenge for not getting the Nobel in GLARING Headlines.
Oh, I'm CERTAIN he would fall for it! After all, doesn't he love dictators. What would be better than adding another dictator to his faves list? And, judging by the ex-Honduras dictator, even a fawning letter would work.
Actually thats not a bad idea. Since Trump has no ideological opinions, all Maduro has to do is surrender and say that Trump won and Venezuela would be honored to sell oil to Trump for a discounted rate. And oh he would like to award Trump with the World Peace Prize made of gold (they must have some gold plate in Venezuela they can melt down) ....and the war is over.
"Maduro, with tears streaming down his face, stated, 'you're the biggest, bestest man on the planet, smarter than any other man in history, my best friend now, who does not want a war since I'll just give you all the oil for one of your great gold card million dollar citizenship thingys, you deserve this solid gold best prize ever given in history to the man who only wants peace, not war.'"
I was inflicted with a White House reply to a message I'd sent several months ago (key line in message: "you bastard"): the entire WH form email was about Donnie Demento's incredible achievements as a peacemaker. All the wars are over with, thanks to him.
I deleted it, went into the living room and--unrelated entirely--turned on the TV to check the news.....where the breaking news was the illegal seizure of the Venezuelan oil tanker.
I had no idea that the Irony Fairy had visited my house.
This is the best idea I’ve heard in years. It would work. The world would watch holding its collective breath, start giggling, then erupt in an orgy of hysterical laughter, ushering in a new era of reason, honor, morality, and competence. Really - it would work.
OOOOOoooo!!! Have them invade Maine first! We'll surrender immediately! and happily join their single payment medical system and sane government!. Then we won't have to worry about potentially electing Paul LePage to a national office, thereby inflicting him on the rest of the country.
LePage, do you mean? Yeah he's a trump wannabe and a jackhat from the get-go. We already had to endure his bullshit for two terms and he can't run for Guv again. But we can't get a chance to miss him because he won't go away. Lepage's ego evidently requires additional public massaging with a campaign and the redneck hicks in CD#2 will more than likely oblige. 🫣😱🤬🤮
I place the blame squarely where it belongs for all of this fuckery. Right at the feet of 6 SCOTUS justices who have decided that the Constitution is a worthless piece of toilet paper.
I know. If we voters ever get out from under this fascist mess, the first order of business is to prosecute the five justices who took bribes from Trump. I'm sure the prosecutor can find something on them that will stick. These five traitors to Democracy can be the first group prosecution for aiding and abetting a fascist takeover in US history.
Don't forget the several so-called justices who committed perjury during their confirmation hearings. Start with the rape-y ones. Then impeach every Senator who voted to confirm them after their blatant perjury.
Leonard Leo!!! That little shit needs his scrawny little butt booted to whatever building in the Vatican City that they use for irredeemable villains. (damn. I just checked and they don't have one. They use Italian prisons)
Only five? I hope you’re not letting Roberts off the hook. It’s called the Roberts Court for a reason. He is the Chief Justice, but these days he routinely votes right along with the other five who are already in the bag. Shameful, except they don’t know the meaning of the word shame.
Yes. There’s an article in The Atlantic that describes in detail how Roberts has had a boner for repealing the Voting Rights Act ever since he was a little fascist.
only 5? Which of the 6 who always give the man-baby what he wants has not been bribed? Aren't all 6 of them traitors? Didn't they all vote to give that orange blob immunity? And by the way, we really can't let Mitch McConnell off the hook- he played the games that got 2 of them confirmed in a very wonky way.
Are you giving the Republican Senators and Representatives (plus their MAGA Democrat cohorts) a break here? The Supreme Court does not make a decision until it reaches them. Congress could take back the Power if they wanted to. They do not want to because they agree with Donny. They and Republican Voters want an Imperial Presidency (Dictator).
Don't forget every single Republican in Congress who allows this fucking madness to continue instead of impeaching and removing him. I don't care if it is because they are spineless cowards or true believers, they are supposed to be the check on the executive branch and they've just rolled the fuck over for belly scratches from the mad king.
Jeff you missed the hearing this morning where Kristi Noem was in attendance. Apparently an individual stood up with a wooden cross and began yelling “the power of Christ compels you to stop these ICE raids” Where is Linda Blair when u need her? Rather head turning and how did this guy get the cross into a hearing room. You can’t make this shit up😳😳😳
I live in VT on the New Hampshire border- Corey Lewendowski is threatening a run for governor of NH. Would he campaign with wifey or with the puppy killer?That state is pretty awful already- they squeeze a dime until it screams- no broad based taxes, all fees. Corey might even win an election. Truly awful thought.
...and yet, we regular people continue to receive desperate requests from non-profit organizations, colleges, and neighbors, begging for donations to keep them afloat. It's perverted and disgusting.
Donny has no clue why anyone would want rare earth minerals or what they are. He’s everyone’s puppet. Hillary was on the right track, but she stopped at Putin. The reality is much broader and (I think) weirder.
I think you're absolutely correct, Lois---there's a whole suite of entities involved in using Donnie. One person or group is ultimately calling the shots, but others are being allowed their turns at manipulation. There's probably a hierarchy, a timetable, and coordination to the nth degree.
Actually the thing I can't believe no one is talking about is that Mr. and Mrs. Michael Dell donated $6.25B under the Big Beautiful Act or whichever the fuck it is, so that some kids could understand how to invest in stocks. What could $6.25B do for funding actual education for millions and millions of kids so they could learn how to make a decent living and aspire to the middle class? Oh, sorry, so silly. I'm missing something. One of you no doubt could educate me.
Didn't we learn during the shutdown that it was illegal for individuals to fund government programs? Am I wrong about this or is this just another law that's being ignored by billionaires?
Step up Carol Ann, when they take everything you got you’ll see. I’m not giving up what I worked all my life for and neither should anyone else. It’s not fear, it’s my knowledge how easily they can take it.
so you do nothing, say nothing and just go along letting the future of our democracy sink. Greed is the name of the game in America or we would be acting as won to take our country back. So what your saying is fuck the future
I just did a little checking up on that and found two different things - an individual can't give money for any particular thing that is more than Congress has allotted, and that donations can only be made to pay down government debt. Isn't the Dell donation for a program that doesn't even officially exist, in that there is no law passed by Congress creating it?
I thought the donation case in front of scotus was about campaign donations?
I haven't seen an excuse for war this thin since Britain picked a fight with Argentina over the Falkland Islands. Wait, scratch that. Having a vague recollection now...something about weapons of mass destruction.
No more Falkland, what there is exists a glimmer of hope for a declared war. Once a war is declared many things change including stopping elections and lots of money more money for dopey to have disappear.
Uh, it was Argentina that invaded (the excuse for war was that Spain supposedly should have been recognized as the legitimate colonial power, back before Argentina existed).
I know Donnie’s dick gets slightly less limp when he orders killing people and that he thinks the military is a toy. But I wonder if it has ever occurred to him that you don’t have to steal oil tankers to get oil. One can just go out on the open market and buy the stuff, and it’s way cheaper per barrel to buy oil, both in dollars and lives. But then, big strong men won’t come to him with tears in their eye…
"Our brave troops are at WAR, protecting the homeland, and all you want to do is talk about this long-dead person and his files? What is WRONG with you? What about our Brave Warfighters?"
Are you seriously trying to say to ignore the fight to uncover the files? If it wasn’t about Epstein it would be Holman files or some other corrupt issue that would allow Trump to move on his path to destruction of our country while he robs the bank. Quit buying into his lies
Last night, after playing a bunch of clips of the Mad King insulting female journalists, The Daily Show host Desi Lydic said: “Mr. Trump, just quick follow-up. What the fuck is your problem?”
I know it doesn’t technically count, but I think it’s probably as close as we’re going to get to a winner of the Jeff Tiedrich Lifetime Pulitzer.
No beating around the bush- we are living under the rule of a clinically insane person. Hard to call him an actual person because that implies someone with a functioning brain to think. He can’t think, he just has hallucinations, fantasies, madman dreams while appearing to be a person. He’s the poster boy for the definition of insane. What’s the excuse for repugnanticans to follow him and kiss his ass?
When American soldiers die, America will take to the streets. Remember Viet Nam? I don't think we will let it go on as long as the Viet Nam war. We know the drill now.
not certain i agree ... past sunday was dec 7 marking 84 years since japan attacked pearl harbor hawaii.
don't remember or recall a note on one of the worst days in american history posted here.
seems the only that remember are those that lost someone.
wanna know what i remember about the nam? above be shot at and killing, lots of killing? above all else? soldiers being spit on and called baby killers!
most of us got DRAFTED! most of us didn't support the 'police action', most of us still carry the blood of many on our hands.
i wish it were true that many remember the drill but it is probably not so ... please prove me wrong cause thoughts and prayers don't work!
I remember. I was in my early teens when that was going on, and I remember. I have a close friend who did two tours there. He has funny stories he tells, but I'm sure there are many, many more that aren't funny at all. My apology won't erase anything, but I'm so sorry you went through that. You have my profound admiration for living through that hell and coming out the other side.
My husband served during Nam. Couldn’t talk about it and didn’t. The Gulf war brought out his PTSD. He got help out side of the VA. Because he wanted nothing to do with anyone who treated him the way he was treated after coming home.
I remember, too. I was a kid but I knew plenty of other kids who served and some who died. Where was freakin’ Dimwit Donnie? How could anyone be so oblivious?
I remember. I lost five friends. Not in actual combat, though; they survived that. Two died afterward from exposure to agent orange, three others from the effects of guilt and horrific memories.
Some of us know how bad it can be, but not enough, all these many years later.
Lots of us remember. I was raised in the military, Pearl Harbor Day is sacred. And my father, brother, husband, and many of my friends’ fathers served in Vietnam. We will never forget.
I am so very sorry for that. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have those memories. I was one who blamed the draftees, and I apologize for my misguided thinking. The draft was cruel, and using our young men for fodder was unconscionable. We can’t continue to let our young men and women be used so callously.
I wish that were true. But the Fox News dickless couch potatoes that are Trump's base, would love to watch a real live war (that they aren't in) on TV. They can be heros by proxy.
Re-read David Halberstam’s “The Best and the Brightest” like I am. We are headed for an encore performance of evil bastards like Robert McNamara, all those fucking Harvard eggheads who would be too afraid to shoot a rat, LBJ, et al. I hope hell is big enough to accommodate all of these evil incarnate bastards.
Cheney The Dick made $39.5 billion from no-bid contracts in the two most recent wars that Rethuglicans started for fun and profit. As an aside, if there is ever a real investigation into the events of 9/11/01, the Project for a New American Century (PNAC) should be Exhibit A. It states that a “new Pearl Harbor” was needed to kick off their evil plan. Fukkin’ Rethuglicans just love war and chaos because it makes it easier to steal.
Cheney the Dick is dead. Quite very dead. He did all that shit and--guess what?--he still got very dead. Completely dead. He's so dead, he can't spend any of that blood money, 'cause he's.....DEAD.
In contrast, the universe has moved on, the Earth is turning, and daffodils will bloom in the spring. And, as Sara Teasdale noted, not one will care....that the Dick is DEAD.
obviously I'm joking about Maduro giving Donny a fake award — but I'll bet if he really did, Donny would fall for it
He would definitely fall for the award (love the gold binky)…and he would throw Kegstand and Liddle Marco under the bus!
The FIFA ‘Golden Binky’ award has only in ALL history been given to one very special baby prez dopey and it’s solid gold too. Tears in my eyes sir, sir no other prez will ever rise to your level of FIFA BINKY stardom we will draft a law and don’t worry the otto pen will even sign for you. Actually we really don’t need you for anything anymore.
I read this am that trump is upset that the gold finish is coming off the award (posted by the Borowitz Report).
He'd IMMEDIATELY start sucking on that gold binky (you KNOW that he would) not knowing that it stands for 'fucking idiot fucked around' made just for this BABY award. It'd be SO fucking hilarious. The whole World is already laughing at him - from that moment on it'd be the entire PLANET including any stray extra-terrestials hanging around in Roswell or elsewhere.
Roswell aliens prob seen Drumpf, and phoned home:
“Get us out of here!”
HAHAHA!
Scottzilkin, beam us up, there's no intelligent life down here.
side note: my nickname is Scotty, am alternately known as Elizabeth or Scotty. SO of course I got a lot of the 'Scotty, beam me up' stuff. Perfectly apropos for this thread. :)
Just rub any of the comic book ‘gold’ in the Oval one rub and gone. Gold is just a color as far as he knows, the pure metal gold can be hammered down to a molecule thick and can be set up to float at the right height in orbit at a literally
In sync orbit to block the sun from a selected spot on earth.
because it's magnetized
we don't know that because Donnie says that nobody knows how magnets work.
That's not the worst idea I've ever heard, Jeff. Seriously. Because yes, he's that incredibly, stupidly, gullible. Bonus to your Fake Award Plan: It would frustrate Smegmaseth, who just wants to murder people.
Smegmaseth! I bet there aren’t many people who know what smegma is. Eww.
Back in college in a dorm, a bunch of doors had signs for various fraternities they had pledged for. I didn't so I made one up. I was in Enigma Smegma Enema.
My friends and I made up a fraroroty - Lambda Sigma Delta in 1970.
Tappa Kegga Bru
Our fake sorority in college was Zeta Omega Omega
I LOVE 'ZOO' - these are all so funny. Bet the Profs never caught on?
Not Pi Omega Theta?
That is fucking awesome! You get a golden binky award too. Except you don’t need one. Because you’re already obviously a real man. (I love me some smut. Totally lapsed Catholic here).
I'm not much of a smegma fan myself, but porn can be fun. heh...
And, I haven't been in a church since my father passed away 9+ years ago.
Yeah - TOTALLY lapsed here too, and my last few gritting my teeth visits were for funerals. Surprisingly, the high (hugely high) ceilings, smell of polished pews and the stained glass DID give me a single pang of 'nostalgia'? Certainly nothing else 'religious' since I was already questioning my mother's entirely warped version at age 4 and it went downhill from there although I valiantly carried on through Secondary School in Scotland before coming here. Still, finding out that the Nuns and Priests here in NY were AS awful (and inherently mean) as those in Britain was the final straw.
OMG! Great one!
I think we have Smegmageddon on Pennsylvania Ave in DC
I love it.
Ha ha! I think you’re right.
Excellent!!!
Yeah, I knew. Gross, but fitting. After all, he is a d***head.
OMG! I didn’t put that together! How fitting.
You ARE allowed to write the whole word here, Deborah - BUT if you want to get away with a wee bit of 'sleight of hand/word' just call him a dik-head. I do that all the time where it's censored. :)
Oooo, I do and yes; disgusting...yet, withal an accurate enough description of the incompetent & repulsive Hogbreath
Omaga Thata Ali Siempre.
I do! 🤣😂🤣🤮
If you've ever had horses, you know what smegma is...ewww.😂😂
Nasty.
It is one of the phrases you can't get on a personalized license plate (in most states).
Oh, we’re out here, Leigh.
I'm glad? Hmmmm.
I think you may have something there. When trump finds out that Maduro is a fellow dictator who also cheated on elections to stay in power (I don't know if dumbass trump is even aware of it), he very well could find the same kind of love that he holds for Kim Jong Un, Putin and all the other global dictators for Maduro also. And they could commiserate on the fact that Venezuela's legitimately elected president was just awarded trump's coveted Nobel Peace Prize. I dunno but that you may have found a solution to this issue!
I too have wondered why Preznut doesn't seem to like Maduro, they do seem like two peas in a pod!
I've read that it's because he's a left wing dictator and Donnie Demento only likes right wing dictators.
THIS is part one - part two ARE the oil and their other resources. Problem is - the fucking idiot has NO CLUE just how big Venezuela is and just how many troops they have precisely because he IS a fucking idiot. He imagines that we can just bomb them into submission. I'd NEVER betray my Country after taking MY Oath, but what Venezuela needs to do is to capture and board OUR boats anywhere in the area (I've read we have Coast Guard boats there - is that true?) and then tell him to fuck off or it WILL get worse. I don't care WHAT kind of dictator Maduro is - frump loves others and pardons drug kingpins every fucking day, it seems - so WE have no business there and what our PRESS need to start doing is calling him a WANNA-BE WAR PRESIDUNCE, doing this out of revenge for not getting the Nobel in GLARING Headlines.
He wants the natural resources. This one isn't political - it's financial.
Maybe he’s planning to collect the bounty on Maduro’s head.
One of Donnie’s farts would do the job.
His first term he backed Democrat Juan Guido publicly, anyone remember him… he left for safety reasons to America!
Oh, I'm CERTAIN he would fall for it! After all, doesn't he love dictators. What would be better than adding another dictator to his faves list? And, judging by the ex-Honduras dictator, even a fawning letter would work.
Actually thats not a bad idea. Since Trump has no ideological opinions, all Maduro has to do is surrender and say that Trump won and Venezuela would be honored to sell oil to Trump for a discounted rate. And oh he would like to award Trump with the World Peace Prize made of gold (they must have some gold plate in Venezuela they can melt down) ....and the war is over.
I’m thinkin’ gold spray paint would work.
No need to waste actual gold.
The plastic "gold" medals are in Aisle 8 in Party City, I think.
🔥
😂😂😂
Actually that's a brilliant idea. Maybe Ukraine should do the same. There's no question that the low IQ Trump would fall for it.
Anyone know Maduro's email or phone... somebody send this peace prize idea to him. Donny would not turn it down.
"Maduro, with tears streaming down his face, stated, 'you're the biggest, bestest man on the planet, smarter than any other man in history, my best friend now, who does not want a war since I'll just give you all the oil for one of your great gold card million dollar citizenship thingys, you deserve this solid gold best prize ever given in history to the man who only wants peace, not war.'"
I was inflicted with a White House reply to a message I'd sent several months ago (key line in message: "you bastard"): the entire WH form email was about Donnie Demento's incredible achievements as a peacemaker. All the wars are over with, thanks to him.
I deleted it, went into the living room and--unrelated entirely--turned on the TV to check the news.....where the breaking news was the illegal seizure of the Venezuelan oil tanker.
I had no idea that the Irony Fairy had visited my house.
Love it!!!!
Why? Why joking? That would absolutely work
I love the gif of the gold pacifier! Perfect!
I just said the same thing to my husband. He might fall for it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/wJSZqSfloEE?si=e1fWGnl6xtHVT-BQ
Hey, someone should talk Maduro into doing it, then when Trumpo comes down to get it, make him a POW and lose him in the system. NO ONE WILL CARE!!
Actually, I think it’s an excellent idea. Worth a try, anyway. Also, the gold plated Binky is sheer genius
This is the best idea I’ve heard in years. It would work. The world would watch holding its collective breath, start giggling, then erupt in an orgy of hysterical laughter, ushering in a new era of reason, honor, morality, and competence. Really - it would work.
I think it’s a great idea! Nobel Prize worthy for you Jeff! 🤣
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit:
"Kilmar Ábrego García ordered released from ICE custody"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/11/kilmar-abrego-garcia-released
Meanwhile Canada is arming up with 300,000 troops that includes civilian mobilization just for Donnie.
Fuck aboot and find oot, eh!
💪😄
Ha! That’s just what I needed today!
I'm totally down with Canada's invading the US, conquering us, and making us the 11th province. Or 4th territory--I don't give a flying fuck.
As long as Quebec forgives me for my utterly atrocious French accent. John Cleese had a better one.
Yikes 😳
OOOOOoooo!!! Have them invade Maine first! We'll surrender immediately! and happily join their single payment medical system and sane government!. Then we won't have to worry about potentially electing Paul LePage to a national office, thereby inflicting him on the rest of the country.
Oh dear god, do not let that happen.
LePage, do you mean? Yeah he's a trump wannabe and a jackhat from the get-go. We already had to endure his bullshit for two terms and he can't run for Guv again. But we can't get a chance to miss him because he won't go away. Lepage's ego evidently requires additional public massaging with a campaign and the redneck hicks in CD#2 will more than likely oblige. 🫣😱🤬🤮
Oh Canada,
Please invade DC
With your blazing guns
Take out that Hun
And get peace set up, will ye?
They’re intelligent that’s why
That’s huge news. 👏👏👏
Thank you, Judge Xinis! You rock! 🤘🏽 (Watch your six, Kilmar)
WOO-HOO!!!
I place the blame squarely where it belongs for all of this fuckery. Right at the feet of 6 SCOTUS justices who have decided that the Constitution is a worthless piece of toilet paper.
I know. If we voters ever get out from under this fascist mess, the first order of business is to prosecute the five justices who took bribes from Trump. I'm sure the prosecutor can find something on them that will stick. These five traitors to Democracy can be the first group prosecution for aiding and abetting a fascist takeover in US history.
Don't forget the several so-called justices who committed perjury during their confirmation hearings. Start with the rape-y ones. Then impeach every Senator who voted to confirm them after their blatant perjury.
YES!!! All their BS about respecting precedents. Pisses me off so much!
Not only the five justices but their fairy god fathers, Thiel, Crow et. al.
And Leonard Leo
Leonard Leo!!! That little shit needs his scrawny little butt booted to whatever building in the Vatican City that they use for irredeemable villains. (damn. I just checked and they don't have one. They use Italian prisons)
And creepy Curtis Yarvin.
Only five? I hope you’re not letting Roberts off the hook. It’s called the Roberts Court for a reason. He is the Chief Justice, but these days he routinely votes right along with the other five who are already in the bag. Shameful, except they don’t know the meaning of the word shame.
Yes. There’s an article in The Atlantic that describes in detail how Roberts has had a boner for repealing the Voting Rights Act ever since he was a little fascist.
And here’s one from Mother Jones:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/11/john-roberts-donald-trump-supreme-court/
I thought that it was the "Robert's Crooks"
I honestly thought Robert’s would keep the court sane but alas, he was looking for comrades to hide himself and his far right beliefs all along.
Wishful thinking. We don’t prosecute the high & powerful
True, but a girl can dream.
Oops you're right.
only 5? Which of the 6 who always give the man-baby what he wants has not been bribed? Aren't all 6 of them traitors? Didn't they all vote to give that orange blob immunity? And by the way, we really can't let Mitch McConnell off the hook- he played the games that got 2 of them confirmed in a very wonky way.
Yes, 6. I forgot one. Corrupt, everyone of them.
Moscow Mitch— he is a MFPOS!
Are you giving the Republican Senators and Representatives (plus their MAGA Democrat cohorts) a break here? The Supreme Court does not make a decision until it reaches them. Congress could take back the Power if they wanted to. They do not want to because they agree with Donny. They and Republican Voters want an Imperial Presidency (Dictator).
Except Republicans in Congress are prostitutes, and not discerning ones either.
This fact needs to be repeated every day.
Amen
The video clip of Donny thanking Justice Roberts after Roberts gave him immunity should be blasted everywhere: This is what corruption looks like!
https://youtu.be/Wo_uknQLZog
5 Catholics, one former Catholic
Yeah. And not Father Flanagan Catholics. Opus Dei and their ilk.
Allegedly, Pope Leo is working on kneecapping Opus Dei. One can hope, I guess.
If he's got a spare moment, maybe he can excommunicate the Extreme Courters, plus JustADick Vance.
And Detroit’s finest, Fr. Charles Coughlin. 👿
What are you implying?
When we are done with the Clown Show they rotten Supremes will be axed.
Don't forget every single Republican in Congress who allows this fucking madness to continue instead of impeaching and removing him. I don't care if it is because they are spineless cowards or true believers, they are supposed to be the check on the executive branch and they've just rolled the fuck over for belly scratches from the mad king.
Jeff you missed the hearing this morning where Kristi Noem was in attendance. Apparently an individual stood up with a wooden cross and began yelling “the power of Christ compels you to stop these ICE raids” Where is Linda Blair when u need her? Rather head turning and how did this guy get the cross into a hearing room. You can’t make this shit up😳😳😳
holy fuck
She looks like Noem! Somebody hurl a cup of holy water on her and see if she does the devil voice. And, the water it burns.
I didn’t see her side piece at the hearing, old Corey.. and where is her husband? Where is Cricket? WTAF?
I live in VT on the New Hampshire border- Corey Lewendowski is threatening a run for governor of NH. Would he campaign with wifey or with the puppy killer?That state is pretty awful already- they squeeze a dime until it screams- no broad based taxes, all fees. Corey might even win an election. Truly awful thought.
Sadly, the goat didn't even get a name before it was shot to death.
LMAO, for real. You are so right. Can you imagine writers who are sharing ideas in a writers room saying this......???
I want to see her tumbling to the bottom of those stairs that end at M St. on the DC side of Key Bridge.
Then she gets buried next to Ivanna.
Down the escalator at DuPont Circle. I swear that’s a quarter mile down and it would be like a vegamatic once you built up a little speed.
OMG. 😂
We can rule out the following MAGAts:
•Timothy Cardinal Michael Dolan
• Bishop Robert Barron
• Bishop Thomas Paprocki
• Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone
• Archbishop Paul Coakley
• Archbishop Timothy Broglio
• every bishop in Nebraska
• every bishop in Ohio
Did the individual get the crap knocked outta them? That's gets Donnie off.
I need to see that!!!
A ha ha ha ha. That is priceless. WTAF?
At least she is standing against ICE raids as Jesus would
All of these attacks on Venezuela remind me of one thing: It’s time to release the Epstein files.
Venezuela — like Greenland — has huge deposits of rare earth minerals which Donnie wants more than he wants a golden fake FIFA prize.
Don Jr is a partner for 1789 capital — which just received $620M from the Pentagon for: sourcing rare earth minerals.
It all comes down to grift, and doing what the tech bros that bought him and Heritage Foundation tells its puppet to do.
It always boils down to more money for billionaires.
...and yet, we regular people continue to receive desperate requests from non-profit organizations, colleges, and neighbors, begging for donations to keep them afloat. It's perverted and disgusting.
Somebody needs to identify which of these demonic fucks shorted Oracle based on insider advice from that fucker Larry Ellison
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-10/stock-market-today-dow-s-p-live-updates
Donny has no clue why anyone would want rare earth minerals or what they are. He’s everyone’s puppet. Hillary was on the right track, but she stopped at Putin. The reality is much broader and (I think) weirder.
I think you're absolutely correct, Lois---there's a whole suite of entities involved in using Donnie. One person or group is ultimately calling the shots, but others are being allowed their turns at manipulation. There's probably a hierarchy, a timetable, and coordination to the nth degree.
He thinks Rare Earth is a band from the 70's.
No, he knows exactly what & how valuable they are. That’s why he is trying to steal them from Ukraine & Venezuela
He has zero concept of what they are. He does know they are worth a lot of money.
Grifting the hell out of everything and everyone....The Trump Family has never had so much wealth.
Yes. It isn’t Donnie who wants the rare earth minerals, it's his controllers. He has no clue what a rare earth mineral is.
It’s a magnet!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare-earth_magnet
Except it doesn't work when it's wet, of course.... /s
Fuckin' A!
God damn them all
Actually the thing I can't believe no one is talking about is that Mr. and Mrs. Michael Dell donated $6.25B under the Big Beautiful Act or whichever the fuck it is, so that some kids could understand how to invest in stocks. What could $6.25B do for funding actual education for millions and millions of kids so they could learn how to make a decent living and aspire to the middle class? Oh, sorry, so silly. I'm missing something. One of you no doubt could educate me.
" Michael Dell and his beautiful computer." ( trump diminishing Dell's wife )
Didn't we learn during the shutdown that it was illegal for individuals to fund government programs? Am I wrong about this or is this just another law that's being ignored by billionaires?
There are no fucking rules anymore so how about we stop funding a government a a group of crooks who do nothing. Lets not pay our taxes.
Not paying our taxes is biting off our nose to spite our face. We need to have a place to hold this year’s taxes without being penalized.
I wish there were some sort of protected escrow account or something for that.
Our founders had balls…..fear is getting you no where
Step up Carol Ann, when they take everything you got you’ll see. I’m not giving up what I worked all my life for and neither should anyone else. It’s not fear, it’s my knowledge how easily they can take it.
so you do nothing, say nothing and just go along letting the future of our democracy sink. Greed is the name of the game in America or we would be acting as won to take our country back. So what your saying is fuck the future
Yeah, since the billionaires are so fired up about owning the government, just fucking pay for it all and let us off the hook.
The Supreme 6 are working on making it legal to donate as much as you want. Wait! I think they just did.
I just did a little checking up on that and found two different things - an individual can't give money for any particular thing that is more than Congress has allotted, and that donations can only be made to pay down government debt. Isn't the Dell donation for a program that doesn't even officially exist, in that there is no law passed by Congress creating it?
I thought the donation case in front of scotus was about campaign donations?
There's far too much corruption to keep track of.
It is campaign donations involving the political parties.
Actually, no, you're not missing a thing. You're right on the nose.
Big commissions for Wall St
I haven't seen an excuse for war this thin since Britain picked a fight with Argentina over the Falkland Islands. Wait, scratch that. Having a vague recollection now...something about weapons of mass destruction.
all sponsored by the man 'gifted' the presidency by the supreme court not by thorough counting of the votes.
No more Falkland, what there is exists a glimmer of hope for a declared war. Once a war is declared many things change including stopping elections and lots of money more money for dopey to have disappear.
Uh, it was Argentina that invaded (the excuse for war was that Spain supposedly should have been recognized as the legitimate colonial power, back before Argentina existed).
Potato, potahto. Grenada, how's that?
Barron Trump should be the first to enlist. Or do you think he inherited his papa's bone spurs?
Draft him. Set an example for everyone. “Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box.”
1, 2, 3 . . .
What are we fighting for?
Weirdly, I believe he is too tall to serve. Seriously. Freakishly tall, for real (not like his "father's" 6'3").
Does Barron have Marfan's Syndrome
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/marfan-syndrome/
It would've had to come from Melanoma's side of the family as abnormally long fingers are among the symptoms!
That boy is totally useless.
I know Donnie’s dick gets slightly less limp when he orders killing people and that he thinks the military is a toy. But I wonder if it has ever occurred to him that you don’t have to steal oil tankers to get oil. One can just go out on the open market and buy the stuff, and it’s way cheaper per barrel to buy oil, both in dollars and lives. But then, big strong men won’t come to him with tears in their eye…
He needs those big strong men. He needs them badly.
Like Bubba. Trump misses blowing Bubba.
I don't think he wants to BUY the stuff, he wants to SELL it. ("I don't know, maybe we just keep the oil.")
Is this all a ploy to make us say "No big deal" when the Epstein files are released?
Of course it is. War is the perfect distraction, until American service people die in service to the mad king and his perversion.
Absofuckinglutely
"Our brave troops are at WAR, protecting the homeland, and all you want to do is talk about this long-dead person and his files? What is WRONG with you? What about our Brave Warfighters?"
You left out "You hate 'Murrica, like all Democrat [sic] voters." Also--JOE BIDEN.
Are you seriously trying to say to ignore the fight to uncover the files? If it wasn’t about Epstein it would be Holman files or some other corrupt issue that would allow Trump to move on his path to destruction of our country while he robs the bank. Quit buying into his lies
You misunderstand me--I'm being sarcastic. I can imagine that that would be the excuse from this administration if they had troops on the ground.
Babe, I knew it was satire. One suggestion, put a "/s" at the end to note it as such.
Obviously satire. It sounds just like Pissdrunk Pete, though. Good one!
Remember how interested trump was when Zelenskyy said they couldn’t have elections because the country was at war?
Last night, after playing a bunch of clips of the Mad King insulting female journalists, The Daily Show host Desi Lydic said: “Mr. Trump, just quick follow-up. What the fuck is your problem?”
I know it doesn’t technically count, but I think it’s probably as close as we’re going to get to a winner of the Jeff Tiedrich Lifetime Pulitzer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj5ZsRflaP0
At the very least I think she is eligible for the Jeff Tiedrich Peace Prize.
Except Desi doesn’t need a binky, golden or otherwise.
Thank you for this oh my God, it had me in stitches
I thought the same thing😁
No beating around the bush- we are living under the rule of a clinically insane person. Hard to call him an actual person because that implies someone with a functioning brain to think. He can’t think, he just has hallucinations, fantasies, madman dreams while appearing to be a person. He’s the poster boy for the definition of insane. What’s the excuse for repugnanticans to follow him and kiss his ass?
And the insanity trumpf has appears to be a new strain of insanity- one that’s contagious, thus his cabinet.
That was fun and yes it might be as close as we come.
Love her!
Jeff - when you mention Hegseth, even tangentially, you owe us a nut-bashing GIF.
What a cluster-fuck of monumental proportions. Do we really want dead American soldiers in a war for oil again?
We've already had thousands of dead American soldiers in a war for oil. See: Iraq.
And thousands of permanently injured soldiers.
Yes. Exactly. For no reason.
The US wont invade, they will just drop a gazillion bombs. We have plenty.
Please add to your last sentence, "Again????!!!"
Done
We already did it once, yet didn’t get the oil. With these dumbasses in charge, we’ll do it again
When American soldiers die, America will take to the streets. Remember Viet Nam? I don't think we will let it go on as long as the Viet Nam war. We know the drill now.
not certain i agree ... past sunday was dec 7 marking 84 years since japan attacked pearl harbor hawaii.
don't remember or recall a note on one of the worst days in american history posted here.
seems the only that remember are those that lost someone.
wanna know what i remember about the nam? above be shot at and killing, lots of killing? above all else? soldiers being spit on and called baby killers!
most of us got DRAFTED! most of us didn't support the 'police action', most of us still carry the blood of many on our hands.
i wish it were true that many remember the drill but it is probably not so ... please prove me wrong cause thoughts and prayers don't work!
I remember. I was in my early teens when that was going on, and I remember. I have a close friend who did two tours there. He has funny stories he tells, but I'm sure there are many, many more that aren't funny at all. My apology won't erase anything, but I'm so sorry you went through that. You have my profound admiration for living through that hell and coming out the other side.
My husband served during Nam. Couldn’t talk about it and didn’t. The Gulf war brought out his PTSD. He got help out side of the VA. Because he wanted nothing to do with anyone who treated him the way he was treated after coming home.
I remember, too. I was a kid but I knew plenty of other kids who served and some who died. Where was freakin’ Dimwit Donnie? How could anyone be so oblivious?
I remember. I lost five friends. Not in actual combat, though; they survived that. Two died afterward from exposure to agent orange, three others from the effects of guilt and horrific memories.
Some of us know how bad it can be, but not enough, all these many years later.
WAR IS HELL
I too want to thank you for your service, and apologize for the treatment that you all received when you were lucky enough to come home.
Lots of us remember. I was raised in the military, Pearl Harbor Day is sacred. And my father, brother, husband, and many of my friends’ fathers served in Vietnam. We will never forget.
I am so very sorry for that. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have those memories. I was one who blamed the draftees, and I apologize for my misguided thinking. The draft was cruel, and using our young men for fodder was unconscionable. We can’t continue to let our young men and women be used so callously.
I wish that were true. But the Fox News dickless couch potatoes that are Trump's base, would love to watch a real live war (that they aren't in) on TV. They can be heros by proxy.
With the additional benefit that this will divide the MAGAts.
Re-read David Halberstam’s “The Best and the Brightest” like I am. We are headed for an encore performance of evil bastards like Robert McNamara, all those fucking Harvard eggheads who would be too afraid to shoot a rat, LBJ, et al. I hope hell is big enough to accommodate all of these evil incarnate bastards.
Cheney The Dick made $39.5 billion from no-bid contracts in the two most recent wars that Rethuglicans started for fun and profit. As an aside, if there is ever a real investigation into the events of 9/11/01, the Project for a New American Century (PNAC) should be Exhibit A. It states that a “new Pearl Harbor” was needed to kick off their evil plan. Fukkin’ Rethuglicans just love war and chaos because it makes it easier to steal.
A very important lesson for the Rethuglicans:
Cheney the Dick is dead. Quite very dead. He did all that shit and--guess what?--he still got very dead. Completely dead. He's so dead, he can't spend any of that blood money, 'cause he's.....DEAD.
In contrast, the universe has moved on, the Earth is turning, and daffodils will bloom in the spring. And, as Sara Teasdale noted, not one will care....that the Dick is DEAD.
💯🎯
Glad to see someone else saying this!
Kallmann syndrome in yet another display: "Large tanker. Very large. Largest one ever seized, actually.” Micro-penis strikes again.
His micropeen can't even strike his own nuts.