Donny's ranting on Truth Social about how Israel never goaded him into attacking Iran, and he's whining about how his terrible approval numbers are rigged
Because the call home won’t be from the Good Lord, it’ll be coming from Lucifer who appears to be living up to his name and torturing us before the 🍊🤡🐖y’s name gets to the top of his “Call them Home” list
While we don't need a Prof to tell us it is a global catastrophe, his theory fits well with what we are seeing going on. I got 3 messages from this. I need to work to GOTV. I need to get off of fossil fuels in all ways that I can. I need to protest the war.
My dear departed aunt used to say this to her kids when she realized they were getting the best of her. She never disciplined them so they did what they pleased, sassed her, talked down to her while acting all innocent. That’s my take on it.
That is why I said I thought he was at the wrestling to keep him out of the way during the negotiations. Then I heard that Bibi called Vance in the middle and things went downhill from there. So, two leaders who can be guaranteed to mess things up. Marco was there with him to babysit.
They even called up the daughters to keep him sweet. Poor Liddle M. He's still waiting for Daddy to drop Cuba into his hands. I doubt that will happen, he's too far gone now.
I was certainly glad. If Trump is sundowning as Jeff says, then that might explain why his craziness is most prolific on Truth Social at night. I would like to see him locked up at night with something that he thinks is Truth Social, but really isn't. The world would benefit from him not being able to make pronouncements at night. We also need to ensure that the next non MAGA president shuts Truth Social down.
Shuts down Truth Social, does away with the Board of Peace and the money it extorted, take his name off the Kennedy Center, and follows up on all the insider trading breadcrumb trails that the BBC has reported. So many things need to be shut down and investigated that they will be hiring lawyers like crazy.
LSD, I think, as that would explain a lot. This sure feels like an acid trip to me. In the 70's I ate too many mushrooms and saw the devil and I never did any psychedelic's again, but damn I think I'm on them now because lucifer is in charge.
Just like it was in his first time being prez. The staff were drug addicts and I imagine that the same is true with these people too. A literal cesspool!
No doubt about that - a concoction of stimulants, like Adderall, dementia fighting meds, steroids, antidepressants, and narcotics. Likely not all at once, but one can sense what meds at specific times. When he's kinda "nice" & jovial: narcotics & antidepressants, etc.
I was given a steroid of some sort to fight the bad side efx from chemotherapy, and have never been as juiced, nuts. Eventually requested that they not include them. Too much. And I'm an old hippie - did about every drug known to man at some stage of HS & college. They're keeping him "propped up," for as long as possible - the heritage goons, tech bros & putin assets are the ones running the shit-show. S. Miller & Wiles are taking their cues from those guys. Perhaps the most evil group of fuckers ever to have been assembled - destroying all our once trusted institutions & services, draining the Treasury, and burning down our Democracy. Dread taking our chances "with the couch fucker." He's Thiel's bitch, and Peter Thiel is unwell; has some very fucked up views about humanity and Democracy (gift link):
Project 2025 going in circles now, a straight line if JD were in charge. Trump is a haphazardly wired time bomb. JD would be a bomb that has a detonator placed for a particular time and purpose. Neither option is optimal, but at least we wouldn't have to follow a completely unpredictable timeline with Trump out of the picture.
I'm sure he's on a whole cocktail of meds, none of which can help the fact that he's a personality disordered, stark raving mad lunatic with Sun Down syndrome.
Let's face it - Donnie Dipshit is raging at anyone who happens to be in the room because he is still so miffed that Mother Nature so slighted his magnificence with that tiny orange toadstool she endowed him with... Can't you just imagine the other boys in the locker room in Jr. High sniggering at him and calling him 'Needle Dick the bug fucker'?
He does remind me of Hitler, but Hitler's doctor was treating his "depressions" do we say bipolar mania with cocaine and some toxins. Nothing that is evidence based to day for treating depressions, except for people self medicating their depressions and bipolar disorder with Cocaine.
LSD is a treatment for cases of depression that are not effectively treated by other medication. Can you imagine the orange menace on acid? His “ballroom”/bunker would need to be padded with rubber walls, ceilings, and floors. When will his hangers on invoke the 25th? They have to be crazier than shit house rats themselves if they can’t see the 25th as their own way out.
Jeff, as of 10:30 Am, Roll Call (they keep a database of his tweets/untruths) has the felon tweeting twice today. 1 is just a retweet. the 2nd is about Israel. But it wasn't authored by him. It doesn't even read like he said "put this in there!" no, it's too calm & the punctuation, grammar etc is too good. Anyone can throw in some all caps & copy/paste from his previous tweets. Doesn't make it his.
Thing is now Donroe can say some truly outrageous thing that he actually needs to retract and then it will come out that it was a staffer with access to his account 😂 « I never said anything about bombing bridges. It was that TRAITOR RINO HEGSETH » or whatever.
When its something that gets criticized he probably says its an aid. I wouldn't doubt that he has voice activated text or an actual aid who does the texting while shouts.
Well, surely he doesn't want anybody to think he can be manipulated! Especially now that people are beginning to speak out against BeeBee's genocides (Gaza and Lebanon) without being boiled in oil for antisemitism--surely Donny couldn't be manipulated by somebody nobody *likes* anymore!
Since all roads lead to Putin, I suspect he’s behind bibi & trump’s war on Iran. Not that that absolves either of them nor does it negate that Putin may have used bibi to push trump.
Lolz poor little weak Donnie can’t sleep because he has to convince the world that he is not an old broke down criminal coward who rapes little girls and is not respected and about to be thrown on the trash heap
Love the Iranian Lego movies! Nailed it!
Also love Mark Carney not putting up with one ounce of Donnie’s bullshit Nailed it too!
Veneze-who? He never heard of her. The oil companies got some gold for their troubles so I think they are doing something down there but who knows. Will have to dig into Reuters or the BBC to find out the scoop because the American press is worthless right now.
What's always struck me about that pic of Obama in the Situation Room with his team is how he's NOT center stage. He's in thick of it, but off to the side, allowing the military professional to take the lead on a military operation.
God I miss him. I remember saying, when he got elected, "Thank God because GWB is the worst president we could ever have." The universe then said, "Hold my beer. In fact, hold an entire brewery."
Once upon a time, America had a thoughtful, urbane, compassionate, morally upright, benevolent, intelligent leader. And the conservatives hated him and did every fucking thing they could to obstruct and undermine him. They derided his inclusion of the US in the multilateral Iran nuclear treaty as weak. They ridiculed his assertions on the necessity of affordable healthcare and education. They smeared him as not forceful enough for not plunging headlong into another potential forever war in the Middle East to confront a borderless insurgency that was ISIS. And they gave us this unholy clusterfuck of stupidity, malfeasance, and incompetence. So go fuck yourselves, conservatives. You have lost all credibility (if you ever had any to begin with.) Your selfishness will destroy the world. You have moved us toward that fate steadily and inexorably since the beginning of this nation.
We also had a First Lady who was educated, learned and compassionate. Although a lawyer, she did not sue anyone, she did not demand her own airplane and she could speak English intelligently and with coherence.
It’s wildly insane that she is reported to be a model; as if she were on the runway during fashion week. Of course couture modeling is also a cesspool, but elegant by comparison to her porn work.
So much of her past was exaggerated by her handlers or herself. Her website claimed she had a university degree but that was erased after it was fact checked. The term "super model" was applied to her by her backers but she was nowhere near that status. Her modeling career, as evidenced by the nude and seminude photos still floating around, was definitely lower tier glamour stuff. Now, as former friend Amanda Ungaro has implied, she was likely part of the young eastern European model/trafficking operations of Paolo Zampolli-Jean Luc Brunel-John Casablancas-DJT
The "models" brought over from Eastern Europe weren't quite trafficked. They kept their passports and could do and go wherever they wanted. But they weren't runway models either. Most of their work was probably to be filler at parties for rich men to pick up. Must be great work if you can get it, but it still ain't genius visa level work.
And without irony, MAGA stooges have in all seriousness lauded Melania as "the classiest First Lady in American history!" That right there is Trump Derangement Syndrome
I read an article about the creation of the populist Republican party that started with Reagan and stoked racism and anti intellectualism among white urban and rural working class. It was strong movement to frame the Democratic Party the party of minorities, feminists, and Hollywood elites. It really worked, but the natural outcome was Trump, a rich, anti intellectual white racist, sexist game show host.
Don't forget to include the rise of the Evangelicals in the 70's. Religious shows and right wing talk radio. Thank God Rush is with Satan now. All of this was going on right under our nose. I'll say one thing for these freakazoids, they play the long game and are very patient. 50 years to dismantle Roe. Dem attention span is about 2 days.
Yes, but in all fairness I believe that we should live in a reasonable country where people can agree that a person can make their own health decisions about their own selves. Like drugs. I never would take drugs but if a person wants to take drugs isn't that their sad problem.
And it will continue to work, as long as white males without a college degree are such a large proportion of voters. Sure they’re big mad at Trump about the price of gas now but when that price comes down after Trump taco’s they’ll forget all about it and vote for the next Republican idiot in line. These racist crackers will never vote for a Democrat, even though they fare better economically when one is President, because they’re deep in the white tribe and could never associate their vote with a woman, or a black person, or a gay person,etc.
I dunno. I think Nixon's use and expansion of the Southern strategy was the real precursor to what is now MAGA/Rump mindset. Raygun then amplified it and added a bunch of evils of his own.
They disparaged his ideas and accomplishments in conjunction with their racist dog whistle campaign against him to further their own agenda, heedless of what their actions did to our nation and the world. Fucking selfish, arrogant, hateful assholes.
Thanks for the recap, Doc, of the miserable, underhanded way the “conservatives”undermined President Obama. It was all about racism right from the start. That festering, diseased skin over their hatred erupted and is trying to smother the life out of the “Great Experiment”.
#Bumblefuck is the personification of The Pigeon on the Chessboard: When in doubt, knock all the pieces over, shit all over the board, & scream "I WON!!" before flying away.
There’s the story about Fred Trump being so deep in dementia, his office staff placed blank papers in front of him to sign. Keep him busy.
Essentially that’s what the White House does. Trump goes off on his Biden auto pen rant. I’m convinced Trump doesn’t know what he signs. My point; put a fake Truth Social screen in front of him. Let Trump type away without destabilizing the world or the stock market.
Suki, that’s a plausible idea. Give that stinking dead fish some flies to preoccupy him — even though he’s a stinking dead fish there might still be some life left in that tongue of his…
We should ask Laura Loony (another stinky dead fish that should know)
Me, I’m just wondering how his demented capitalization of words hasn’t already made it abundantly clear to everyone that the frayed bundles up there are sparking.
I've said it before, I'm convinced all he remembers from grade school English class is that you capitalize nouns. He missed the part where it means only proper nouns, and thinks it means every noun. I'm just surprised that he knows what a noun is, but if you notice, it generally is nouns that he capitalizes, like "Country or World", you know, words that do not need to be capitalized, but he's not sure, but he thinks they're nouns, so he better capitalize them. I'm no expert, but English was one of my favorite subjects in school and it just gets on my nerves in a way I can't explain when someone demonstrates such poor understand of the English language. I literally cringe reading his posts; both due to the content and the mangling of English.
I totally agree! As an English major and professional communications director, his profound ignorance that’s displayed even with his lack of knowing proper English is mind numbing. The random initial caps bug me every single time, not to mention his extremely limited vocabulary. A total, ranging idiot on every level.
Maureen, I know what I’m about to suggest is not proper grammar but even though you have “idiot” in the middle of a sentence don’t you think it should have an explanation point after it and maybe also be capitalized…all the letters.
This scenario is playing out exactly as portrayed in Stanley Kubrick’s “Dr Strangelove” from the “ you can’t fight in here, it’s the war room” to General ‘Buck” Turgidson as Hegseth played by George C. Scott. saying “Wish I had one of them doomsday machines”.
Oh Lord can we please just skip to the end where Goebbels poisons his children and wife while whispering about the Reich Heaven they're all destined for, Hitler gives Blondi cyanide before taking care of Eva Braun (making sure she goes first because, you know, she's still got options) and then eating his Walther? He had a strict non-smoking policy in the bunker, and anecdotal evidence suggests that as soon as they heard the shot the generals waiting in the lobby immediately lit up.
Iran already won this war. They watch CNN and know the tyrant is blustering on a single remaining brain cell, that there's no mob of followers who won't toss him over the side as soon as they can without damaging their own careers (good luck with that, ladies and germs....everyone knows you're cowardly sacks of shit, and even though they may forget it like before it's also possible they WON'T). Nobody will ride to the rescue.
The Strait of Hormuz is WAY more effective than an atomic weapon. Imagine if Dear Leader Kim could bottleneck all the Chinese exports! No, Iran closes the strait and the world slowly starves. They know from the Afghanistan invasion lessons of America (and the CCCP) that if you wait the "superpower" will cave. As for the thousands getting killed, hell the Mullahs killed more than that so they're cool.
Also, they are likely seeing the viral shot of the 600 calorie spam and meat patty ration on the largest ship of the greatest fighting force of the whole universe ever. Reminds me of the Russians in Ukraine eating WW2 C-rats and/or cans of dogfood. It's the sure sign of a Potemkin military.
I once went to a fairly new medical building that was built adjacent to a large pond; automatic doors admitted the patients.....and a pair of sandhill cranes. The cranes had wandered over from the pond to check out the new neighbors and found the patients and the doors fascinating. So they would just slip inside and investigate the lobby. The security guard, whose new extra job duty included escorting the cranes back outside, said that the cranes were just a little too short to activate the door sensor themselves--but that, while they waited for the next chance to sneak inside, they were examining the area to figure out the sensors...........
Easy Arne — the duck was protesting — last I heard that was a crime … that is unless it’s done by Trumpers — then it’s ok.
Scratch that, Trumpers always manage to skip that part — they go straight to rioting — it’s the republican way.
You bought and paid for this republicans, and with no discounts — you own this — “law and order party” my ass.
With you assholes running things there is no law. There is no order. There is no constitution.
I used to “graciously” distinguish between republicans and Trumpers (granted that was long ago). You can’t slide a piece of paper between them.
You republicans have abandoned all the principles you claimed to have. Of course you never had any to begin with.
All you ever really had was “fear mongering” which you sold to older people, the uneducated, immigrants who don’t know they are cannon fodder to the republicans, and young male incels.
And you succeeded.
Some prize you got there.
When or if he stops stinking (because he’s dead and buried) who will clean up the mess?
All your messes get cleaned up by the progressives (democrats).
Time goes by.
People forget that you made the messes.
You ramp up the fear mongering.
You convince people they’re being done in by the ____ (fill in the blank).
You win an election.
You make a big mess.
Dejavú all over again
When will we ever learn?
There’s one last thing I want to add: we need a Conservative Party (not a fear mongering one) to act as a balance to the progressives. Progressives are good hearted and more susceptible to being conned regarding money. It is good to have debate between conservatives and progressives and compromise on spending.
This current ideation of the Republican Party (and it’s actually been this way for decades) is fascist and full on fear mongering. It’s destroying our country.
Why are they sending Larry, Darryl, and Darryl back again when they fucked it up the first time? This "president" keeps sending the 3 stooges to do the job of a diplomat. But, apparently, we don't have one. I'm looking at you, Big Shoes Rubio.
Sending in JD (I know more about Catholic theology than the Pope) Vance and the two realtors sends Iran a clear message that no serious negotiations will be taking place.
Great summary and argument for 25th-ing. The temperature is rising based on the subtle increase in seriousness noticeable in Jeff’s writing here. We can joke about a lot of what’s happening for a long time. But, really now. Outright guffaws become laugh-out-loud become ha-ha’s become snickers become “check, please” too many times now. Finding humor in Trump’s (or Patel’s or Hagbreath’s) antics must be one of the toughest tasks this season. As usual, truth is often funnier than fiction until it’s not. If only Congress or Cabinet or VP could look past today and see the obvious. Cleanup in aisle 47, please.
In reality, though, 25th amendment-ing is a heavier lift than impeachment. To implement the 25th, a majority of the Cabinet would first have to approve it, which will never happen (absent a drastic change in current events; e.g., Rump threatens to fire all of them). If, for whatever reason, the Cabinet did vote against him, Rump would surely protest, at which point a two-thirds majority of both Houses would also have to vote against him. That's a simplification, per my reading, but those are the basic steps.
Whereas impeachment leaves out the Cabinet part of the process. Still immensely unlikely under the current circumstances.
Thank you Jeff once again for putting humor here to keep us all from screaming and crying nonstop. You have a gift with words so we know what is happening without losing our minds.
"can you imagine any other president in recent memory getting eighty-sixed from the center of operations? no, you can’t. it’s practically unthinkable."
It blows my mind that he was kicked out of the command room. And I'm sure it's not the first time something similar has happened. That, alone, is enough for the 25th Amendment or impeachment. Not to mention a million other reasons.
What the hell is wrong with people in this country that anyone can tolerate this nightmare.
I hear you. They must have used some clever distraction. It's hard to imagine how it would go down. Probably not: "Excuse me Mr. President. Just let us take care of this. Off you go now."
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit —
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116437457191403164
Donny's ranting on Truth Social about how Israel never goaded him into attacking Iran, and he's whining about how his terrible approval numbers are rigged
also notice that he once again has no public appearances. they're really working hard to keep him away from the press
https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/calendar/
It's Weekend at Bernie's every single day. These days are truly terrifying. Why doesn't the good Lord do us a solid and call him home?
Because the call home won’t be from the Good Lord, it’ll be coming from Lucifer who appears to be living up to his name and torturing us before the 🍊🤡🐖y’s name gets to the top of his “Call them Home” list
To him everything is an opportunity priced
As a chance for his next grifting heist
Under that fiberglass hair
Is a 666 there?
He sure acts like the Antichrist
Nah, Kushner is the Antichrist. He even owned 666 5th Ave. 🤣
Kushner is certainly a dastardly prick. But even he does not possess the breath holding array of terrible traits of his father in law
Nope. He's evil but it's Miller who is the Anti-Christ.
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Good stuff Doc. 😂😂
👏👏👏👏
Doc, great one!!
Lucifer and his little band of demons are in their Situation Room howling, doubled over with laughter.
Nailed it Eileen‼️
I like the visual!
Love the emoji string
Truth!
👍
Meanwhile, without mentioning the Crazy word, Professor Robert Pape of the University of Chicago explains how Trump is caught in what he calls the "Escalation Trap" to Wajahat Ali. He explains why walking away would be the best we can do, but we have not and why it is a GLOBAL CATASTROPHE! https://thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-escalates-the-iran-war-crisis?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
While we don't need a Prof to tell us it is a global catastrophe, his theory fits well with what we are seeing going on. I got 3 messages from this. I need to work to GOTV. I need to get off of fossil fuels in all ways that I can. I need to protest the war.
Honestly. I have a bone to pick with Al Mighty.
I pray to God nightly for Divine intervention, but somehow I’m being overlooked. Could it be because I’ve never hated someone as much as I hate Trump?
No need to feel guilty!
"That wasn't very nice, was it?" A president is tweeting stuff like that. Who is supposed to be a mature, educated, thoughtful person.
The Same idiot that says “they’re playing cute” WTAF does that actually mean?
I think it sound rapey, or rapist adjacent.
My dear departed aunt used to say this to her kids when she realized they were getting the best of her. She never disciplined them so they did what they pleased, sassed her, talked down to her while acting all innocent. That’s my take on it.
But we didn’t elect her. We elected him, who is immature, poorly educated, and thoughtless. Also crazy, disgusting, and vile.
Sooz, vile is an apt description.
Because that’s not his final destination. 🔥
Yep Arnie, if there was a god and he/she was a good dude (dude-et) he/she would definitely do that. Apparently there is not.
So it’s up to us and our thoughts and prayers lie with Country Road:
Country road, take him home
To the place he belongs
West Virginia, with Melonoma,
Take him home
Way down below
God, thank you for your attention to this matter.
Now children, what is the mannerly thing to say?
“NOW!”
Agree
Because God is punishing us for voting for him
So we Kamala voters are COLLATERAL DAMAGE ?
That is why I said I thought he was at the wrestling to keep him out of the way during the negotiations. Then I heard that Bibi called Vance in the middle and things went downhill from there. So, two leaders who can be guaranteed to mess things up. Marco was there with him to babysit.
They even called up the daughters to keep him sweet. Poor Liddle M. He's still waiting for Daddy to drop Cuba into his hands. I doubt that will happen, he's too far gone now.
It's amazing to have a President that needs a babysitter. We should stop doing that!
We should stop having presidents that need babysitters, but currently since we do have one we should make sure he is being minded.
That makes a lot of sense now. Maybe we should all have been glad he was there with Marco instead of pointing out what an idiot they all are. - Nah.
I was certainly glad. If Trump is sundowning as Jeff says, then that might explain why his craziness is most prolific on Truth Social at night. I would like to see him locked up at night with something that he thinks is Truth Social, but really isn't. The world would benefit from him not being able to make pronouncements at night. We also need to ensure that the next non MAGA president shuts Truth Social down.
Shuts down Truth Social, does away with the Board of Peace and the money it extorted, take his name off the Kennedy Center, and follows up on all the insider trading breadcrumb trails that the BBC has reported. So many things need to be shut down and investigated that they will be hiring lawyers like crazy.
Yes, as well as joining the US on International treaties that see Trump, Hegseth and other tried in the International Court of the Hague.
Like that!
And Marco looked like he was self medicating for the occasion
Mary, I guess that goes with drawing the short straw.
Maybe he’s getting more than Adderall. Epstein’s life regenerative concocted potions perhaps? 🤔
Once his instability ends his usefulness to Pooty, his stooges best watch out for Polonium-spiked Adderall
Or maybe accidentally (wink, wink) fall out a window 🏢🙃
I was hoping he’d fall off the west wing roof a while back 💁🏻.
That would have been a damned shame
Maybe he will try that stunt again? Maybe at 4am when no one is around.
“Look everyone- I can fly- I can fly!
Whoopsie!
We don't know what his doc gives him but it has been written about that the White House Pharmacy under Trump is like an open cabinet.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/
LSD, I think, as that would explain a lot. This sure feels like an acid trip to me. In the 70's I ate too many mushrooms and saw the devil and I never did any psychedelic's again, but damn I think I'm on them now because lucifer is in charge.
More likely he is on them and that is giving you flashbacks.
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Just like it was in his first time being prez. The staff were drug addicts and I imagine that the same is true with these people too. A literal cesspool!
Yep.
Those idiots were juiced the entire time.
No doubt about that - a concoction of stimulants, like Adderall, dementia fighting meds, steroids, antidepressants, and narcotics. Likely not all at once, but one can sense what meds at specific times. When he's kinda "nice" & jovial: narcotics & antidepressants, etc.
I was given a steroid of some sort to fight the bad side efx from chemotherapy, and have never been as juiced, nuts. Eventually requested that they not include them. Too much. And I'm an old hippie - did about every drug known to man at some stage of HS & college. They're keeping him "propped up," for as long as possible - the heritage goons, tech bros & putin assets are the ones running the shit-show. S. Miller & Wiles are taking their cues from those guys. Perhaps the most evil group of fuckers ever to have been assembled - destroying all our once trusted institutions & services, draining the Treasury, and burning down our Democracy. Dread taking our chances "with the couch fucker." He's Thiel's bitch, and Peter Thiel is unwell; has some very fucked up views about humanity and Democracy (gift link):
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/opinion/peter-thiel-antichrist-ross-douthat.html?unlocked_article_code=1.blA.8_J7.qxHD_j1Fmnh5&smid=url-share
Thiel - wealthy, crazy, dangerous
Auntie, add vile and evil.
Project 2025 going in circles now, a straight line if JD were in charge. Trump is a haphazardly wired time bomb. JD would be a bomb that has a detonator placed for a particular time and purpose. Neither option is optimal, but at least we wouldn't have to follow a completely unpredictable timeline with Trump out of the picture.
His cocktail has to rival Hitler's, Stalin's, or Jim Jones's
The Trump, a new non-alcoholic "beverage" since he is a teetotaler:
Untreated waste water, E. coli, norovirus, giardia, prune juice, psyllium husk
Guaranteed to make you shit on everything around you
😆
Did you read what Hitler was given? I posted it somewhere, but cannot find it. Here it is.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15825245/
Here is a discussion of his doctor with substances administered to Hitler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell
Having studied School Psychology, I was not surprised that Hitler committed suicide. Some of his behavior sounded like untreated bipolar disorder.
Im sure he is on a cocktail of drugs and supplements.
The term "roid rage" comes to mind.
The death cult would become even more insufferable if that were possible.
The Hero of the Day! Your posts are the best!
I'm sure he's on a whole cocktail of meds, none of which can help the fact that he's a personality disordered, stark raving mad lunatic with Sun Down syndrome.
Let's face it - Donnie Dipshit is raging at anyone who happens to be in the room because he is still so miffed that Mother Nature so slighted his magnificence with that tiny orange toadstool she endowed him with... Can't you just imagine the other boys in the locker room in Jr. High sniggering at him and calling him 'Needle Dick the bug fucker'?
😂😂😂
I was 13, 58 years ago… I had to reach deep into my first adolescence for that one!
Classic stuff!
That’s it!
That’s funny. I knew a boy when I was maybe 12 who got called that name relentlessly
😂😂😂😂
But he spent 6 hours at the golf course yesterday. Good use of a president’s time when all this other stuff is going on
Hey Jeff, just going thru some old notes and figure this list needs an update. Are you up for it?
Donny Convict is a quadrice-indicted twice-impeached once-convicted popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading ear-diapering testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring debate-avoiding witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering rube-fleecing clown-makeup-smearing language-mangling sneaker-hawking serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating stock-manipulating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 88-count 78-year-old fluorescent tangerine felony factory who has failed at everything.
Jeff Tiedrich
10/30/24 Substack
As well they should. The man needs to be in a straight jacket and locked in a rubber room rather than flying off the walls of the Oval Office.
He does remind me of Hitler, but Hitler's doctor was treating his "depressions" do we say bipolar mania with cocaine and some toxins. Nothing that is evidence based to day for treating depressions, except for people self medicating their depressions and bipolar disorder with Cocaine.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15825245/
I think his numbers are rigged like Victor Orbán's were.
The optimal treatment is a bunker, a revolver, and two bullets for KKKKaro-Liar and him
Rather see Hesgeth in the bunker with him.
KKK can go , too, and pretend she is a 12 year old.
Why just 2 bullets for only 2 of the many who are well deserving?
Hitler only took out Eva Braun
LSD is a treatment for cases of depression that are not effectively treated by other medication. Can you imagine the orange menace on acid? His “ballroom”/bunker would need to be padded with rubber walls, ceilings, and floors. When will his hangers on invoke the 25th? They have to be crazier than shit house rats themselves if they can’t see the 25th as their own way out.
true!!!!
Jeff, as of 10:30 Am, Roll Call (they keep a database of his tweets/untruths) has the felon tweeting twice today. 1 is just a retweet. the 2nd is about Israel. But it wasn't authored by him. It doesn't even read like he said "put this in there!" no, it's too calm & the punctuation, grammar etc is too good. Anyone can throw in some all caps & copy/paste from his previous tweets. Doesn't make it his.
Thing is now Donroe can say some truly outrageous thing that he actually needs to retract and then it will come out that it was a staffer with access to his account 😂 « I never said anything about bombing bridges. It was that TRAITOR RINO HEGSETH » or whatever.
When its something that gets criticized he probably says its an aid. I wouldn't doubt that he has voice activated text or an actual aid who does the texting while shouts.
Are they trying to demonstrate how calm and rational he is???
Well, surely he doesn't want anybody to think he can be manipulated! Especially now that people are beginning to speak out against BeeBee's genocides (Gaza and Lebanon) without being boiled in oil for antisemitism--surely Donny couldn't be manipulated by somebody nobody *likes* anymore!
Since all roads lead to Putin, I suspect he’s behind bibi & trump’s war on Iran. Not that that absolves either of them nor does it negate that Putin may have used bibi to push trump.
Those three along with Epstein are the co-conspirators. Every one of them all over the files guaranteed
Lolz poor little weak Donnie can’t sleep because he has to convince the world that he is not an old broke down criminal coward who rapes little girls and is not respected and about to be thrown on the trash heap
Love the Iranian Lego movies! Nailed it!
Also love Mark Carney not putting up with one ounce of Donnie’s bullshit Nailed it too!
Hey how ARE things going with Venezuela? He never talks about that.
The press seems to have completely forgotten about Venezuela.
Oh, what a surprise. . .
The bankers in Oman are quite plea$ed with his hidden account
Veneze-who? He never heard of her. The oil companies got some gold for their troubles so I think they are doing something down there but who knows. Will have to dig into Reuters or the BBC to find out the scoop because the American press is worthless right now.
Are we going to re-litigating the 2020 election for eternity? It wasn't even close.
He's back to MIGA with the regime change talk again.
So Miller must have written it, especially if it’s about Israel.
I was just thinking about Israel yesterday and wondering where Nutanyahu was in all of this. Then I remembered he already did his part.
“Nutanyahu” - love it
Idiot
Reading Jeff Tiedrich does me sooo good! Today, Jeff, you win the prize for best Substack submission!!!
I too love this post. Jeff, you have a way with words! Thank you!
Correction: EVERY day 🙂
What's always struck me about that pic of Obama in the Situation Room with his team is how he's NOT center stage. He's in thick of it, but off to the side, allowing the military professional to take the lead on a military operation.
God I miss him. I remember saying, when he got elected, "Thank God because GWB is the worst president we could ever have." The universe then said, "Hold my beer. In fact, hold an entire brewery."
Once upon a time, America had a thoughtful, urbane, compassionate, morally upright, benevolent, intelligent leader. And the conservatives hated him and did every fucking thing they could to obstruct and undermine him. They derided his inclusion of the US in the multilateral Iran nuclear treaty as weak. They ridiculed his assertions on the necessity of affordable healthcare and education. They smeared him as not forceful enough for not plunging headlong into another potential forever war in the Middle East to confront a borderless insurgency that was ISIS. And they gave us this unholy clusterfuck of stupidity, malfeasance, and incompetence. So go fuck yourselves, conservatives. You have lost all credibility (if you ever had any to begin with.) Your selfishness will destroy the world. You have moved us toward that fate steadily and inexorably since the beginning of this nation.
We also had a First Lady who was educated, learned and compassionate. Although a lawyer, she did not sue anyone, she did not demand her own airplane and she could speak English intelligently and with coherence.
And she (and Dr. Jill) did not have nudes floating around on the Forever Internet
It’s wildly insane that she is reported to be a model; as if she were on the runway during fashion week. Of course couture modeling is also a cesspool, but elegant by comparison to her porn work.
So much of her past was exaggerated by her handlers or herself. Her website claimed she had a university degree but that was erased after it was fact checked. The term "super model" was applied to her by her backers but she was nowhere near that status. Her modeling career, as evidenced by the nude and seminude photos still floating around, was definitely lower tier glamour stuff. Now, as former friend Amanda Ungaro has implied, she was likely part of the young eastern European model/trafficking operations of Paolo Zampolli-Jean Luc Brunel-John Casablancas-DJT
The "models" brought over from Eastern Europe weren't quite trafficked. They kept their passports and could do and go wherever they wanted. But they weren't runway models either. Most of their work was probably to be filler at parties for rich men to pick up. Must be great work if you can get it, but it still ain't genius visa level work.
Super concubine
Really! That grosses me out enormously.
And without irony, MAGA stooges have in all seriousness lauded Melania as "the classiest First Lady in American history!" That right there is Trump Derangement Syndrome
I miss them so very much. They truly were the first family.
Well spoken Mary — and all true!
I read an article about the creation of the populist Republican party that started with Reagan and stoked racism and anti intellectualism among white urban and rural working class. It was strong movement to frame the Democratic Party the party of minorities, feminists, and Hollywood elites. It really worked, but the natural outcome was Trump, a rich, anti intellectual white racist, sexist game show host.
Don't forget to include the rise of the Evangelicals in the 70's. Religious shows and right wing talk radio. Thank God Rush is with Satan now. All of this was going on right under our nose. I'll say one thing for these freakazoids, they play the long game and are very patient. 50 years to dismantle Roe. Dem attention span is about 2 days.
Yes, but in all fairness I believe that we should live in a reasonable country where people can agree that a person can make their own health decisions about their own selves. Like drugs. I never would take drugs but if a person wants to take drugs isn't that their sad problem.
Sounds accurate to me
And it will continue to work, as long as white males without a college degree are such a large proportion of voters. Sure they’re big mad at Trump about the price of gas now but when that price comes down after Trump taco’s they’ll forget all about it and vote for the next Republican idiot in line. These racist crackers will never vote for a Democrat, even though they fare better economically when one is President, because they’re deep in the white tribe and could never associate their vote with a woman, or a black person, or a gay person,etc.
I dunno. I think Nixon's use and expansion of the Southern strategy was the real precursor to what is now MAGA/Rump mindset. Raygun then amplified it and added a bunch of evils of his own.
Thoughtful and intelligent post rlritt!
Nixon and his morons started the attack on the middle and lower classes and Regan finished the job.
Perfectly stated. They made being competent and qualified for the world's most important job seem like negatives.
They disparaged his ideas and accomplishments in conjunction with their racist dog whistle campaign against him to further their own agenda, heedless of what their actions did to our nation and the world. Fucking selfish, arrogant, hateful assholes.
ANNNNND they blamed him for being "the great divider" because he triggered their racism and then blamed him for it. Fucking unevolved troglodytes.
Yep, he allowed them to project their own racism and accuse him, Obama FFS, of being divisive. Such fucking bullshit.
Jennifer 🎯‼️ If a person is competent or intelligent, that’s an automatic disqualification from the Felon Regime.
I agree with you 100%!
Thanks for the recap, Doc, of the miserable, underhanded way the “conservatives”undermined President Obama. It was all about racism right from the start. That festering, diseased skin over their hatred erupted and is trying to smother the life out of the “Great Experiment”.
Same here. The General at the head of the table stood up to hive his seat to the President and Ibama just told him to stay put.
I agree with you 100%!
Boy, isn’t that the truth Jennifer
Well said, Jennifer.
That duck would probably throw the premises into chaos, shit everywhere, and ruin the experience for everyone inside. I sense a metaphor somewhere
Donald Duck. Perfect.
Exactly!
Carnac senses the use of rhyming words ironic and moronic to soon appear in your next limerick
😂
Careful not to paint with excessively broad strokes. It's geese who shit everywhere. 😄
Absolutely. But I don’t think ducks are easy to potty train
#Bumblefuck is the personification of The Pigeon on the Chessboard: When in doubt, knock all the pieces over, shit all over the board, & scream "I WON!!" before flying away.
Good one Doc!
The duck was a nice touch.
All I can say is that this insanity is not sustainable.
I don’t know Steph…Trump has been sustaining it for … “how old is he?”
He’s like a dead fish, stinking to high heaven, that no one will go near, so it just stays there and stinks
"Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" vibes, for sure.
Yeah, every time I say, “this is it,” not only is it sustained, but it actually gets worse.
There’s the story about Fred Trump being so deep in dementia, his office staff placed blank papers in front of him to sign. Keep him busy.
Essentially that’s what the White House does. Trump goes off on his Biden auto pen rant. I’m convinced Trump doesn’t know what he signs. My point; put a fake Truth Social screen in front of him. Let Trump type away without destabilizing the world or the stock market.
Unfortunately, Fred lasted until 93. That would be 13 more years of Trump running his mouth.
:-(
ugh -that would be most unbearable
As long as he runs his mouth off IN PRISON OR AN ASYLUM, hey....WHO CARES?
I think that's a very practical, useful idea, Suki. Therefore, it won't happen in the current White House.
Suki, that’s a plausible idea. Give that stinking dead fish some flies to preoccupy him — even though he’s a stinking dead fish there might still be some life left in that tongue of his…
We should ask Laura Loony (another stinky dead fish that should know)
Me, I’m just wondering how his demented capitalization of words hasn’t already made it abundantly clear to everyone that the frayed bundles up there are sparking.
I've said it before, I'm convinced all he remembers from grade school English class is that you capitalize nouns. He missed the part where it means only proper nouns, and thinks it means every noun. I'm just surprised that he knows what a noun is, but if you notice, it generally is nouns that he capitalizes, like "Country or World", you know, words that do not need to be capitalized, but he's not sure, but he thinks they're nouns, so he better capitalize them. I'm no expert, but English was one of my favorite subjects in school and it just gets on my nerves in a way I can't explain when someone demonstrates such poor understand of the English language. I literally cringe reading his posts; both due to the content and the mangling of English.
U Penn Bidness Skool teaches vulture capitalism, not English
I love “vulture capitalism”!
Not my invention. It's been used as a pejorative for a long time, especially among the predatory greed-driven types in corporate America
He studied at the knee of Roy Cohn and that’s all he knows. How to be ruthless, vicious, and evil.
I consider Cohn one of the worst non-murderer human beings ever. In this case, the protege' has surpassed the mentor
Another good one Doc!
I totally agree! As an English major and professional communications director, his profound ignorance that’s displayed even with his lack of knowing proper English is mind numbing. The random initial caps bug me every single time, not to mention his extremely limited vocabulary. A total, ranging idiot on every level.
Maureen, I know what I’m about to suggest is not proper grammar but even though you have “idiot” in the middle of a sentence don’t you think it should have an explanation point after it and maybe also be capitalized…all the letters.
At least Melania's Slovenglish is entertaining. Somewhat.
But, he was an EXCELLENT student!
I just had a Trumper remind me that he's a graduate of Wharton School of Business. Remind me how he did this.
Wondering if it's his German heritage. All nouns get capped in that language, as its students and native speakers know.
Why, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, Lord John
This scenario is playing out exactly as portrayed in Stanley Kubrick’s “Dr Strangelove” from the “ you can’t fight in here, it’s the war room” to General ‘Buck” Turgidson as Hegseth played by George C. Scott. saying “Wish I had one of them doomsday machines”.
Oh Lordy, you’re right. How did I not see this???
With you all the way Mike!
Oh Lord can we please just skip to the end where Goebbels poisons his children and wife while whispering about the Reich Heaven they're all destined for, Hitler gives Blondi cyanide before taking care of Eva Braun (making sure she goes first because, you know, she's still got options) and then eating his Walther? He had a strict non-smoking policy in the bunker, and anecdotal evidence suggests that as soon as they heard the shot the generals waiting in the lobby immediately lit up.
Iran already won this war. They watch CNN and know the tyrant is blustering on a single remaining brain cell, that there's no mob of followers who won't toss him over the side as soon as they can without damaging their own careers (good luck with that, ladies and germs....everyone knows you're cowardly sacks of shit, and even though they may forget it like before it's also possible they WON'T). Nobody will ride to the rescue.
The Strait of Hormuz is WAY more effective than an atomic weapon. Imagine if Dear Leader Kim could bottleneck all the Chinese exports! No, Iran closes the strait and the world slowly starves. They know from the Afghanistan invasion lessons of America (and the CCCP) that if you wait the "superpower" will cave. As for the thousands getting killed, hell the Mullahs killed more than that so they're cool.
Also, they are likely seeing the viral shot of the 600 calorie spam and meat patty ration on the largest ship of the greatest fighting force of the whole universe ever. Reminds me of the Russians in Ukraine eating WW2 C-rats and/or cans of dogfood. It's the sure sign of a Potemkin military.
I'm sure morale is just peachy.
Today is Hitler's birthday. Show some respect (sarcasm).
J Hardy, you just machete’d’ the shit out of these assholes and no way can they rest in piece after that.
Actually, I guess you could say they are resting in pieces.
And no need to pay for cleanup of the resting pieces.
We’ll just capture some opossums—they’ll eat garbage and rotting things for free.
Opossums are our friends.
I love that duck. 💞💞💞💞💞💞
I can't help but wonder what his crime was...
He ran up a massive tab. He said "Put it on my bill" too many times.
Lol Antoinette! You slay me!
I once went to a fairly new medical building that was built adjacent to a large pond; automatic doors admitted the patients.....and a pair of sandhill cranes. The cranes had wandered over from the pond to check out the new neighbors and found the patients and the doors fascinating. So they would just slip inside and investigate the lobby. The security guard, whose new extra job duty included escorting the cranes back outside, said that the cranes were just a little too short to activate the door sensor themselves--but that, while they waited for the next chance to sneak inside, they were examining the area to figure out the sensors...........
Bird brilliance! Mad respect
Lol Joyce! Love it! Thanks for brightening my day!
If you've ever lived in a place with a retention pond and geese, you begin to dislike them more and more everyday.
Whatever they think it was he was just being a sweet duck..
Easy Arne — the duck was protesting — last I heard that was a crime … that is unless it’s done by Trumpers — then it’s ok.
Scratch that, Trumpers always manage to skip that part — they go straight to rioting — it’s the republican way.
You bought and paid for this republicans, and with no discounts — you own this — “law and order party” my ass.
With you assholes running things there is no law. There is no order. There is no constitution.
I used to “graciously” distinguish between republicans and Trumpers (granted that was long ago). You can’t slide a piece of paper between them.
You republicans have abandoned all the principles you claimed to have. Of course you never had any to begin with.
All you ever really had was “fear mongering” which you sold to older people, the uneducated, immigrants who don’t know they are cannon fodder to the republicans, and young male incels.
And you succeeded.
Some prize you got there.
When or if he stops stinking (because he’s dead and buried) who will clean up the mess?
All your messes get cleaned up by the progressives (democrats).
Time goes by.
People forget that you made the messes.
You ramp up the fear mongering.
You convince people they’re being done in by the ____ (fill in the blank).
You win an election.
You make a big mess.
Dejavú all over again
When will we ever learn?
There’s one last thing I want to add: we need a Conservative Party (not a fear mongering one) to act as a balance to the progressives. Progressives are good hearted and more susceptible to being conned regarding money. It is good to have debate between conservatives and progressives and compromise on spending.
This current ideation of the Republican Party (and it’s actually been this way for decades) is fascist and full on fear mongering. It’s destroying our country.
We don’t need that.
I’ll shut up now.
Same.
Why are they sending Larry, Darryl, and Darryl back again when they fucked it up the first time? This "president" keeps sending the 3 stooges to do the job of a diplomat. But, apparently, we don't have one. I'm looking at you, Big Shoes Rubio.
They are there to look for any potential grifts. That is all. They are not expected to do any actual work.
Of course not. They are they there for show. Trump's show dogs.
https://popular.info/p/the-media-blackout-of-jared-kushners/comments
Sending in JD (I know more about Catholic theology than the Pope) Vance and the two realtors sends Iran a clear message that no serious negotiations will be taking place.
May your chosen deity bless you for calling up the memory of The Bob Newhart Show. So so good. 🤣👏🏻
Great summary and argument for 25th-ing. The temperature is rising based on the subtle increase in seriousness noticeable in Jeff’s writing here. We can joke about a lot of what’s happening for a long time. But, really now. Outright guffaws become laugh-out-loud become ha-ha’s become snickers become “check, please” too many times now. Finding humor in Trump’s (or Patel’s or Hagbreath’s) antics must be one of the toughest tasks this season. As usual, truth is often funnier than fiction until it’s not. If only Congress or Cabinet or VP could look past today and see the obvious. Cleanup in aisle 47, please.
It's mental survival to be able to laugh at them. Because if you take the time to think of what is really going on, it's too much to cope with.
In reality, though, 25th amendment-ing is a heavier lift than impeachment. To implement the 25th, a majority of the Cabinet would first have to approve it, which will never happen (absent a drastic change in current events; e.g., Rump threatens to fire all of them). If, for whatever reason, the Cabinet did vote against him, Rump would surely protest, at which point a two-thirds majority of both Houses would also have to vote against him. That's a simplification, per my reading, but those are the basic steps.
Whereas impeachment leaves out the Cabinet part of the process. Still immensely unlikely under the current circumstances.
Thank you Jeff once again for putting humor here to keep us all from screaming and crying nonstop. You have a gift with words so we know what is happening without losing our minds.
Totally agree Teri!
"can you imagine any other president in recent memory getting eighty-sixed from the center of operations? no, you can’t. it’s practically unthinkable."
It blows my mind that he was kicked out of the command room. And I'm sure it's not the first time something similar has happened. That, alone, is enough for the 25th Amendment or impeachment. Not to mention a million other reasons.
What the hell is wrong with people in this country that anyone can tolerate this nightmare.
I don’t see them “kicking him out” but more luring him into the next room over with 2 Big Macs and a 6pack of Diet Coke.
I hear you. They must have used some clever distraction. It's hard to imagine how it would go down. Probably not: "Excuse me Mr. President. Just let us take care of this. Off you go now."
Maybe they told him that some big, warfighting Marine with tears in his eyes couldn’t wait to meet him and ask his opinion on (fill in the blank).
That photo of the duck is staying with me all day. Thanks! 😅