<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9"><url><loc>https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/how-about-we-call-it-the-strait-of</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>everyone is entitled to my own opinion </news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-09-03T14:32:54+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>how about we call it the Strait of Shut the Fuck Up, You Lying Sack of Shit</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/milo-is-still-sad-jd-vance-is-still</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>everyone is entitled to my own opinion </news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-09-02T14:42:41+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Milo is still sad, JD Vance is still a dipshit, and other tales of MAGA dumbfuckery </news:title></news:news></url></urlset>